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himezoro · 2 months

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Can you do head canons of how the straw hats would cheer you up if they noticed you were sad?

— thank you so much for requesting, and being my first request ! ୨୧ i mainly focused on the monster trio, i'll be happy to do a part 2 with other straw hats if you want to (tbh i was so excited to write after work that i could not wait lmao). i hope you'll enjoy it as much as i liked writing it for you ⋆˙⟡♡ i didn't know if it was meant to be their s/o, so i went for both hypothesis.

— ʜᴇᴀᴅᴄᴀɴᴏɴꜱ : how would the monster trio cheer you up if they noticed you were sad ?

wc : 1400+

warning! : mention of gender (female) in sanji's part !

sailing with the strawhats has always been pure magic and ectic each day. watching the sun sets in the most beautiful places, feeling the breeze tickling your nose, discovering nature in all its glory, dancing to the rythm of the waves. but traveling the seas had its tough times. who could have thought that your inner demons would catch up, when the thousands sunny would go so many ways ?

during these tempestuous times, with a forced smile on your face, the light in your eyes dimmed, and when you thought (or, your inner demons so declared), no one noticed, or that no one cared...

monkey d luffy

[ if you were his friend ]

luffy brings light with each blink of his round, bright eyes. he is the life of the party, hell, he is the party.

and even though he is used to having some more quiet souls around him, like zoro or robin, he sure can notice when someone is feeling sad, especially a crewmate. a friend.

when he noticed your absence during the time the ship decked on a beautiful beach, luffy asked for you, as he would for any of his comrades.

when he heard you stayed on the ship "to get some rest", he nodded and kept on having fun with usopp and chopper.

but the time flied, and you did not show up.

luffy would scream for you at the top of his lungs for you to come out and look at him pull pranks and build a really fun castle. he would do anything to make you laugh. even if it meant getting dugged in the sand by his friends or used as a kite for kite-surfing.

if his screams didn't make you come out (or, get him killed by nami), he would run to the ship and offer you a present : seashells he collected.

he would offer his biggest smile and tell you that he will be back soon with a giant fish for everyone to eat.

needless to say, he ended up drowning and that, made you laugh.

[ if you were his s/o ]

again, luffy may look a little over the moon, but he can make the difference between introversion and sadness.

if he would do anything to make you laugh as a friend, as a partner, luffy would tend to be more quiet.

luffy immediatly feels your sadness, even from miles away. it clenches his heart. he hates it when he knows his antics are not enough to make you smile. he feels like he failed in some way.

luffy's love language is physical touch. be prepared for a lot of cuddling sessions where he would not.let.you.breathe.

he hopes to bring warmth to your heart. he would not kiss you, but trap you with his elastic arms for as long as you want, or until he has to eat.

if you say you need space and alone time, luffy would respect that. instead, he would put his hat on your head and patiently wait until you're ready to be welcomed in his arms.

he's a sweetheart overall i want to squish him

roronoa zoro

[ if you were his friend ]

roronoa zoro is a quiet animal, a man of a few words. he respects boundaries more than anyone on the ship, which is why you liked having him around, especially during these dark times.

but just because zoro is quiet doesn't mean he does not notice. boy, does he notice. that man is always on watch, his guard on, he can feel the switch in the air the second he saw you sitting in a secluded space of the ship.

he knows he's not skillfull with words, and he knows he does not like prying. so, he does not ask questions. he just acknowledges your current state, and leaves you space.

when other crew members would ask for you, he would lie and say you're asleep in your quarters and do not want to be disturbed. he would make sure no one gets close to the place you're currently hiding, knowing that if you were there, it meant not wanting to be seen dealing with these emotions.

he would yell at luffy for being too loud and pretend it disturbs his own peace.

when he sees you come out looking sad again and cross his path, he would not talk or say anything. instead, he would give you a small, silent, yet, eloquent nod.

in other words : zoro would be the greatest gardian

[ if you were his s/o ]

zoro often felt like he was not a great partner. he's not energetic like luffy, romantic and eloquent like sanji... he feels like a brute.

but if there's one thing zoro is confident in for sure, in his relationship with you, it's his ability to protect you, to shield you from harm.

as a friend, he always feels protective of his crewmates, but when it comes to his s/o, this boy would build a whole planet just for them to be safe and sound. at peace.

so he immediatly notices you were sad with the way you bid "goodnight" after dinner.

he left you alone for a couple of minutes, just so you would not feel oppressed. again, this man knows boundaries.

yet, he is unable to stay away from you and leaving you alone in such state. his duty is to protect you from even the smallest ant. even if he has a lot of trust in your strength, he cannot help but to come into your room and sit, lay by you. he would not ask you to talk, but he will. after placing a kiss on your wet temple and a hand on your shivering shoulder, he would quietly state, with determination and pure adoration : "i'll be waiting by your side, if you need anything."

he would probably fall asleep, but he kept his promise, and his hand remained on your shoulder the entire time.

vinsmoke sanji

[ if you were his friend ]

sanji cares about the well-being of his crewmates like no other. after all, he is the chef, he is responsible for your health, and you know what they say : le bonheur est dans l'assiette (translation, happiness lies in the plate).

so when sanji notices you have not finished your meal last night, he figures that you just didn't like its taste.

so the next day for lunch, he tried to improve his recipe and served the meal once again, but to no avail. you did not eat a bite and quickly left.

sanji then understood the meal was not the issue here (he's a great chef after all, i cannot see him fail a recipe), but it was something else. you were sad. and this man cannot let a pretty lady in such dismay (or a friend in general).

sanji would bake your favorite cookies and, if you're a female, bring them over to you on a silver tray with the most marvelous bouquet to make you feel like a princess. it would be difficult for him to hide his excitement when he sees you, but he would understand your need to be left alone if this would please you.

but if you needed someone to talk, female or not, this man would pour down a cup of wonderful tea and listen to you for minutes, hours, hell, even for days, and provide a lot of advices and support.

he would not eat the treats he made for you, claiming they were yours and he "feeds off your growing happiness".

[ if you were his s/o ]

he would do everything he would do for a friend. after all, sanji is known to be kindhearted, thoughtful and attentive.

but when it comes to his s/o being sad ? he would feel it right away, like lightning.

before checking on you and reacting, sanji would think. this boy is sensitive, filled with empathy. so he would question himself and wonder if he is the cause of your sadness. is he too cliché ? is he too pushy ? does he not compliment you enough ? is the attention he gives to other ladies problematic ? he would think a lot about his own actions to make sure he can comfort you the right way.

so even though he notices your sadness really early on, he takes a while to react.

but when he does, expect your favorite treats along with a wonderful handwritten note under the plate where this boy tells you everything he wants you to know, "so you can cherish these words forever and hold them to your heart when feeling sorrow"

he would not give you the plate in person if you asked to be left alone, instead, he would silently leave it by your window and wait until you open it to offer you a sweet, loving kiss, on top of your forehead. like la cerise sur le gâteau (translation, the cherry on top of the cake).

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vernasce · 1 year

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𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞

Jealous!Luffy x Reader

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Summary: Perhaps the summer heat was finally getting to his head, making him feel delirious and restless, or perhaps it was the way the summer season looked so good on you, with sweat trickling down your neck and the strings of your bikini trying their best to keep you covered. But one thing was for sure, what bothered him most, despite his obliviousness, was the look Sanji kept sending your way and his unwillingness to leave your side the whole day.

Content warning: 18+, NSFW, established relationship, smut, implied breeding kink, fingering, unprotected sex, jealousy, possessive behaviour, markings, female reader, female-bodied reader, not proofread, ooc?

Jealous!Luffy who sat on his special seat on the Thousand Sunny, watching intently at the interaction before him with his back leaning against the lion's head and arms crossed behind his head. The captain’s precious straw hat resting on his head tilted down, hiding his glare directed at Sanji.

Jealous!Luffy who was stuck watching the interaction before him, how you have Sanji wrapped around your very finger, catering to your every beck and call. He saw how Sanji was looking at you, at the way he was ogling at you, practically undressing you with his eyes.

Jealous!Luffy who recognized the look Sanji was giving you. Hell, it was the same look he gives you everyday. Though who can blame him for wanting to devour you when you were perched up on the beach chair, looking like an appetizing meal, tempting and delicious.

Jealous!Luffy who was starting to get restless from how you were sitting there looking pretty and taking every single compliment Sanji gave you with a smile on your face. He was getting frustrated from listening to your adorable giggles whenever Sanji complimented you or showed his chivalry. A tiny green monster forming in his heart while he sat from his seat unmoving, watching another man treat you like you were his when you belonged to Luffy.

Jealous!Luffy who will always be a child at heart. What belonged to Luffy, after all, was his. He did not like to share, nor will he ever share. These were merely the captain’s orders.

Jealous!Luffy who finally had enough. Getting off from the lion's head, Luffy made a beeline towards your direction. Ignoring the curious looks his crew members sent his way, he grabbed you by the forearm, pulling you up from your seat. Despite your protests and questions, he made his way towards the women's cabin with you following behind.

Jealous!Luffy who can be impatient at times, kicking the door open and throwing you on the bed. He can be so impatient, forgetful too, about locking the door. But you can't blame him, can you? Not when you look breathtaking with your bare back against the bed, clothes hastily taken off and thrown across the room, and your hair sprawled across the sheets, framing your beautiful face. There was no need for him to tell you what to do, it had become routine work.

Jealous!Luffy who can be so mean at times, coating himself with your slick and shoving his cock inside your warm cunt. But he couldn’t help himself, not when your silky warm walls were clenching on his cock, and especially not when he had you shivering and crying underneath him, begging for more. He couldn’t help himself when the squelching sounds the both of you made sounded so divine, or how the drag of his dick against your spongy walls felt like heaven.

Jealous!Luffy who worshiped your very existence, marking you as his for others to see. He left bruises and bite marks across your delicate skin, decorating every inch of you his hands or mouth could find. His grip on your hips never weakened, nails digging into your flesh and leaving behind crescent shapes. He continued with his assault. Kissing, licking, and biting from your neck and collarbone to the valley of your breasts.

Jealous!Luffy who increased his pace, becoming harder and faster as he desperately chased after his and your release. You arched your back, clenching impossibly tight on his dick, pulling him in as you come undone. But Luffy was not done with you yet.

Jealous!Luffy who kept fucking your poor cunt over and over again, chasing after his release. Until finally, he had come. The tip of his dick touching your cervix as he released his seed deep inside your cunt. Your name rolling off from the tip of his tongue like a prayer.

Jealous!Luffy who watched your sensitive pussy spill out his cum, unable to keep it all stuffed inside your hole. Using his right index and middle finger, he played around with the mixture of his and your cum, spreading it across your pussy lips and pushing it back into your hole. Bringing his fingers to his mouth, he happily cleaned them, humming in approval at his satisfied hunger.

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itsthatmff · 1 year

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Watching you win a fight ||| Monster Trio, Ace

Just something i came up with out of boredom.

She/her pronouns used.

Requests are open anytime !

Luffy

“Woaah, that’s my Y/N !!”

Would be super happy and proud of you, like actually

Wouldn’t stop bragging to the other straw hats about how you beat that enemies ass

After fighting his own enemy he’d come rushing to you thinking you’d need some help beating yours, but when he sees the enemy knocked out, and you standing there heavily breathing, His face would brighten up so much.

“You actually beat him Y/N !! You’re so cool. You didn’t even need any help” he’d come up to you with the brightest grin on earth.

He’d keep on complimenting you about how well you’ve done, and he’d ask you to tell him about the entire fight in detail.

If you think he’d leave you alone and stop talking about it, you’re wrong. Dude mumbles how amazing you fought even in his sleep.

Even though he’s obviously much stronger than you, he kinda looks up to you when it comes to fighting.

Zoro

“Care fighting me next?”

The fact that you beat a super strong enemy all by yourself made you 100 times more attractive than you were before to Zoro.

Good looking AND can fight ?? Thats like a Win-Win right there.

And the way you were still looking so beautiful even with bruises and blood on your face and body, made his heart skip a beat ngl.

You both would be fighting in the same spot, and sometimes he’d turn around to check on how you were doing with the enemy. Seeing you finally defeat the enemy all by yourself would put a big smirk on his face that he couldn’t hide for gods sake.

Wouldn’t even hide how impressed he was, as when it comes to his passions , like fighting for example, he can’t help but butt in and give his opinion.

“You did really well.”

He’d be kinda shook even, especially if its his first time watching you fight. The way you recklessly knocked out others made his crush just grow bigger.

He’d jokingly say to fight him next. Which is just another way of him saying “you’re actually making me fall in love with you.”

He would NOT forget that fight of yours ever. Sometimes when he tries to take a nap, he likes to envision how attractive you looked in that fight.

He definetly respected you before, but now his respect towards you increased by thousands.

Sanji

“Y/N-swaan, punch me next <3”

Sanji.exe stopped working

He’d probably be midst in a fight, then he’d turn around for a second to catch you in his sight. The torn bloody clothes were enough for him to drop the cigarette between his mouth.

He’d probably tell his enemy to shut up and let him watch the fight in peace.

Would be supportive 100%. Like he’d be yelling as if he were in an audience.

Would make a fan chant. Like duh, he’s your number 1 Fan

After the fight he’d make an extra special meal for you, saying how you “fought so hard” to deserve it. (The other crew members wont even get to taste a single drop, he’ll make sure of it)

He’d probably randomly ask you to hit him afterwards. I feel like he’d be into that 💀.

Ace

“That’s so hot. Not me, I mean you.”

If it’s the first time he’s seeing you beat up an enemy, he’d be flabbergasted. Is there something you can’t do at this point ??

He’d quietly watch you, with a wide grin. Once you’re done and turn around to face him, the coolness in him fades away. Your serious face and the scarred clothes swoon him instantly, and his face turns pretty red.

Poor man would be stuttering and struggling to even get a word out. He’d catch a chance and treat you out to dinner though. Not before checking in with a doctor to see if you have any severe wounds.

He loves the fact that you’re such a strong and independent woman. Just thinking about it makes his stomach turn 360 degrees.

He knows you can protect yourself, but if you somehow still get hurt, he’ll turn MAD mad. He’d skewer whoever hurt you for dinner.

100 % will praise you after beating an enemy as a boyfriend. Sometimes he’ll hug you and fall asleep with his face on your shoulder whilst praising you, so he’ll mumble some words like “well done princess” WHILE HES SLEEPING, IN A FIGHT. that definetly confuses most enemies that are supposed to be fighting with ace at that moment.

Loves imagining you saving him from a fight. He’d be staring holes at the kitchen counter just thinking about it.

The type of guy to just sit back and watch others getting their ass beaten by his girlfriend for fun.

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tiajk · 5 months

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Little Miss Hamilton(I think i’m actually hilarious)

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Warnings: reader is seen as the Hamilton of the crew, reader is implied to have powers but not have eaten devil fruit, Poc reader implied (brown skin, curly hair ), It’s a platonic mostly (hint of zosan x reader not a hint it’s plain a day), Cursing, pre time skip im mind, Best friends Nami & Ussop (such an underrated duo), Mostly the Anime in mind when writing this, no use of name or y/n, grammar errors (i js know there are)

A/n: Told you guys another fic would be out today (I love Hamilton) (if you watch Hamilton what’s your favorite song(s) mines are satisfied & Non-stop), you guys i wrote this with the worst stomach pain im gonna fucking die

Dividers from ; @y-yushin & @anitalenia

—It almost felt like a reward every single piece of it. Starting with the fact you were apart of the straw hat pirate crew. Luffy claimed that you were all the best including you. most of the time dismissing him with a smile and a small “thank you!!” Then going back to your books and writings. thinking back to the fights you’ve been though you were grateful for having your powers what was more important was knowledge knowing every single piece of information that you found valuable was important to you and you would do anything to obtain it. Even if that included staying up late at night sleeping all during the day which at first no one thought was odd just assuming you were like Zoro. At night was when you did your true calling the most knowledge obtained from the Stars making charts, maps, and hypothesis’s about the moon and why does it change every single night. Mind running through thousands of ideas on how. Most of the time you would ire yourself out so much that you would fall asleep on deck but someone would always awake in the night to check most of the time it was Sanji and Zoro. Whenever Zoro found you he would grumble stings of curses out of his mouth when he saw you. He didn’t understand why you would leave yourself out in the open just to get more information about the stars but he would rather die then let you sit out in the cold. Sanji was the same way he would find you most of the time after Luffy tries to sneak into the fridge and he can’t go back to sleep. Tonight is no different from the rest your slumped on the deck your book is closed secure so the wind wont open it with little bits of pages sticking out of it your notebook stacked on top as well. Sanji & Zoro both cant sleep tonight instead of arguing with each other the just drink and get to know each other better. Surprisingly there laughing together playfully bantering each other when Sanji’s expression changes and goes outside Zoro doesn’t know what he’s doing at first but then it clicks in his head you were probably asleep on the deck again. He follows Sanji out the kitchen door seeing Sanji picking you up bridal style already you look peaceful its like your boy knows that Sanji’s got you and that your safe. While he’s climbing up the stars when he passes zoro he stops “Can you get her books I would usually would get them but your here to help me this time”. He wants to roll his eyes but he can’t and for once he just listen maybe it’s the alcohol flowing through his system or maybe he knows how important your books are to you it’s your dream. During the day most of the time nami watched over you she would distract from your books claiming how you both needed a break. Dragging Ussop(he wanted to go) as you guys al go shopping and play a little dress up. By you guys its mostly nami and ussop finding clothes to give you and you to try on while they give you there opinions (Ussop has good fashion taste cant change my mind (u prob could but pls don’t). Nami Had this beautiful Long body con dress the base of the dress was a peachy pink with coral all over it the coral being in all different shapes the colors being blue, purple and ifferent shades of pink as well. “Go try it on it’s gorgeous and goes perfect with your skin tone ” taking the fabric from her hands you go to the dresseing room sort of excited to try it on. when you finished putting you examined your self in the mirror in the dressing room it was the perfect length on the floor but not enough to drag on your feet to annoy you but it hugged everywhere and it just felt perfect you didn’t really care if you have to go into debt for nami to buy this dress it would be worth it. While opening the door holding your hair in a low pony with no ponytail holder some curly staying in the front. Nami and Ussop mouth dropped to the floor when they saw you “What is it bad” you confidence going down slowly but it accelerates when nami says “It’s perfect on you we have to buy it it was literally made for you” you smile at her thanking her for the compliment “I agree it’s an amazing dress for you”.

—When going back in the dressing room as you put your other clothes on thinking what would Zoro and Sanji think about the dress you shiver at the thought of the reaction and shake it from your mind. When you guys head back to the ship it’s not loud and that worries you automatically as you speed up your pace to the going merry. Going to the kitchen is ur first stop and it was correct. You see Luffy, Sanji and Zoro all cooped up around something but you don’t know what “HMH” clearing your throat to get their attention. The all look in shock not expecting you to be there. Luffy hides the object behind his back “We thought you guys were still shopping?” “Well we're back now” You look at all three of the they seem nervous. Luffy is sweating hard “What do you have behind your back Luffy?” “Nothing” You don’t believe him so you place the shopping back on the counter and sit at the table with them “What’s the problem guys you seem nervous did i do something wrong?” They all looked at each other silently communicating “No we just don’t want you to get mad at us” it was really confusing why would you get mad? “I won’t promise” Luffy looks at you one more time just to make sure he brings the object in front of him and on the table it’s your book your book with everything in it. Part of you wants to get mad but you don’t “where did you find this?” “It was on the table fore you left I saw it and wondered what it was about didn’t know it was yours” Zoro states with his harms crossed looking at you “It’s okay but are any of the pages missing” you say examining every page that you could get your hands on slightly worried that some valuable information could be missing “No I made sure that nothing happened to it” Sanji blows the smoke out of his mouth “What happened?” Nami ask as she enters the room “Nothing just my books” Ussop comes behind you one of your books was open and he’s peeking at it over your shoulder “woah you wrote all of this?” you honestly didn’t think that it was a lot not enough knowledge so it wasn’t a lot. Nami comes and looks as well “Wow it really is a lot is that why your always up at night writing?” You start to feel a little bit on the spot which it doesn’t really matter that its you its just the subject “Yea but I could write more i dont feel like it’s enough” Zoro thinks to himself ‘what will be enough for her’ “Why it’s it not enough you write like your running out of time”…………

Part 2 coming soon ( i couldn’t finish my stomach hurts and it feels like i have the throw up)(update i threw up and i’m sick ass hell)

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gatitties · 11 months

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Hmmm let's see, since I'm feeling romantic, something inspired in Marilyn Monroe and Princess Diana!

how about a YN who has the beauty inspired of Marylin Monroe (not necessarily the same or exactly the same, but I say an extremely beautiful person) and with the sweet heart of Princess Diana.

•°°°•°•°•°•^•°

✧⁠*⁠。YN, who abandoned her role as a princess, to live on many adventures with Luffy, who won YN's kind heart.

All te people are amazed, even being a rival of Hancock, YN acted in movies , theaters and was a very welcome person in all corners of the world, YN was a good form of financial income on the Mugiwara ship, YN was someone so charming that she won the hearts of the Yonko and Shichibukai (you know me, needless to say💞😔💞)

But! due to YN's misfortune, one of the celestial dragons wants to marry YN, and they are constantly chasing YN, as well as pirates and bandits, as much as YN is strong, YN lived in constant danger, as she was always persecuted for being famous and extremely affectionate he was also very smart

even though he's young, he's already responded to Shank's sly and affectionate compliments and that he's already had drinks with the redhead, as well as not dispensing with good tea with Mihawk.

but, in addition to her theatrics being comedy, YN harbored many insecurities to herself, YN was someone who never felt genuine approval, who always wondered if she really deserved to be friends with the Mugiwaras and travel with them, but she loved them so much , and it frustrated her too many times.

YN always thanked Luffy at certain times for letting YN join the crew, as Luffy didn't know how happy it made her to see her teammates waiting for YN after a long day on an island.

YN also liked to give gifts to everyone YN could, whether from Shanks or even Whitebeard, who also had a lot of affection and respect for his faithful companions. YN simply loved and protected everyone they loved, even with Hancock's intrigues, which YN took advantage of and made jealous to piss her off.

YN running away from arranged marriages and making new stories, however much their emotional and mental problems could shake, the Mugiwaras in particular, always cheered YN up somehow, Brook singing and encouraging YN to sing, Luffy taking YN's hands and starting a nonsensical and strange but fun dance, Franky doing SUPER cool things to impress YN, Nami and Robin being kind and teaching new things, as well as YN teaching them how to act in certain moments of danger, Chopper being cute and letting YN hugging, Usopp making jokes, Zoro just making YN drink with him and Sanji bringing wonderful food and juice ✧⁠*⁠。

( sorry if it's long, hope you understand, do it if you want, have a nice day!)

─Shanks & Mihawk x fem!reader

─Summary: the peaceful life with little adventures that you were looking for always turns into chases, luckily you can always have a rest with two of your favorite people

─Warnings: none

"Will you go again?"

You smiled at Luffy's pout as you once again grabbed your trusty backpack to head to a small boat moored to the Thousand Sunny.

"Yes, I've already spent a couple of months with you all, plus I have an island to go to, they need staff for a play."

He nodded, still frowning, you said goodbye to him briefly before setting sail, the others found out later, you didn't like goodbyes so normally you would leave the ship to come and go whenever you wanted, Luffy didn't have many complaints since you were part of the crew since you ran away from your kingdom, abandoning your position as princess to go on adventures.

The thing is that your eagerness for the movies and the theater made you have to travel more constantly and get away from the Mugiwaras, at least you knew how to manage to fight or dodge the marines or pirates most of the time, since you had a reward for your head, not only that, but the last news you received, more like a threat, was that a celestial dragon wanted to ask for your hand in marriage. Despite being young, you had run away from many arranged marriages and this would be no exception.

After several days you arrived on the island, luckily there was no unwanted person waiting for you and you were able to tour the town warming the hearts of the people with whom you stopped to ask about the place. It didn't last long though because word spread fast, forcing you to keep a low profile for the rest of your stay until the day of the play.

Not everything is so bad when word gets out about your location, apart from marines, thieves or ruffians looking to take advantage of you or your reward, your friends also know where they can find you. You were a well-known person, either for your person in the world of acting or for your old role in your kingdom, not all you encountered after that were persecutions and dangers, you always met some of your friends on your days away of the Thousand Sunny.

"I don't know why I keep accepting."

"Aw come on, you always have a good time with me."

"Sure, whatever."

Mihawk crossed his arms, not looking at Shanks, both of them on their way to the bar in the town where you were, the swordsman's reasons went beyond sharing a drink with the redhead, although Shanks himself was also here because he found out that you would act tonight in a play. While the two men were spending the afternoon drinking, you were going over the last lines of your script, you didn't expect to see them there today, since they were usually busy with their Yonko and Warlord titles, you were unaware that these two would go to the end of the world to look for you if necessary.

You had to erase the goofy smile that grew on your face when you saw them sitting in the audience, focusing on your role once you went on stage, unfortunately halfway through the play a group of pirates broke in threatening you to go with them in a 'nice' way if you didn't want to be subjected to force.

There were few things that really bothered you, but one thing you never tolerated was someone interrupting your performances, even though Shanks and Mihawk were there, they stayed in their seats with a smile as they watched you use the stage set to hit and scold the pirates for having interrupted the play.

Luckily there were no more inconveniences and you were able to finish your work, the small anger quickly passed when you saw that those two were waiting for you at the back exit, you greeted them with your best smile and a warm hug.

"What are you two doing here? I thought you guys were busy or something, nice to see you again."

"We heard some rumors and I dragged Mihawk here with me, you know this guy needs to hang out more often."

The swordsman rolled his eyes, offering you his jacket since night had fallen a couple of hours ago and the wind was starting to get colder, you thanked him silently as you placed it on your shoulders.

"Yeah, he should travel and socialize more, why don't you join me in my next destination?"

You elbowed his arm with a mocking smile, he looked at you silently sighing, his head shaking slowly.

"I have places to be, but I wouldn't mind being with you."

"Me neither…"

The redhead put his hand to his heart pretending to be stabbed, he grabbed your shoulder dramatically, pulling you slightly.

"Why don't you offer me to travel with you?! I would also like to go with you."

"Because you have a crew to turn to, he doesn't."

Shanks pouted, looking at you with puppy dog eyes, giving his partner a dirty look without you noticing, though you caught him in the act which made you smile at his antics, you patted his shoulder pushing him to start walking.

"I'll think about it, but for now, why don't we go to the bar? I will invite to a couple of rounds."

#op #one piece #one piece x reader #reader insert #fem!reader #shanks x reader #mihawk x reader #x reader #request #one piece scenario #sfw

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arminsrealwaifu · 2 years

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strawhat pirates vs. arterial blood extraction as a student of medicine, i really had fun doing this. it took away some of my bottled up frustration hahaha

Luffy (8/10) - would suddenly scream in "pain" to scare you, lowkey afraid of needles.

Zoro (10/10) - man's got a garden hose for arteries, does not flinch at all. chill and supportive.

Usopp (1/10) - no. extracting blood from him is an absolute nightmare, screeches in pain at the mere sight of needles & needs at least 3 people in the crew to hold him down (zoro, jinbei, franky).

Sanji (8/10) - beautiful wrist!!! the type to tell you "be careful" when in pain, very supportive and affirmative. would tell flirty jokes.

Nami (9/10) - super chill. would calmly remind you to be careful when sticking the needle in. the type to close her eyes and suck her teeth in if the puncture gets too painful.

Chopper (11/10) - would help you find and access the artery, calm and is not afraid of needles. he's seen and done this a thousand times before. also happy to have someone that he can call his "student".

Robin (10/10) - her devil fruit is sooooo helpful!! would offer to create more hands for you to practice extracting blood from!

Franky (4/10) - there's like a 90% chance that you wouldn't be able to extract blood, but cola. it's a good laugh though.

Brook (i would agree to have my blood extracted if i had one / 10) - an absolute joker.

Jinbei (10/10) - super calm and says he doesn't feel any pain, very chill.

_ - _-_-_

Law (0/10) - would shout at you (in anger) when you make him feel any pain. he can do it easily so why can't you???

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sashi-ya · 2 years

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𝐍𝐬𝐟𝐰 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐚𝐧𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐭 ~ 𝐋𝐚𝐰, 𝐒𝐚𝐧𝐣𝐢, 𝐀𝐜𝐞 & 𝐒𝐚𝐛𝐨 𝐱 𝐅! 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

➡ Commission for @aceopmari; thank u baby for this commission!

Tw: nsfw. masturbation with feet. dp. public. 5some. hair pulling

wc: 2.3k

Commissions are open!

Another island, another freed country and with it a huge banquet. The Mugiwaras and allies have been doing this for almost two years now and since you, the newest addition to the family, joined, everything has been even more lively.

Sanji, the cook of your crew, worked hard to feed your captain as well as the rest of you and allies. This past mission had three special guests, the captain of the Heart Pirates, Trafalgar Law. The second division commander of the Shirohige pirates and Luffy’s brother, Portgas D. Ace. And another one of Luffy’s siblings, Sabo, the Revolutionary Army Chief of staff. Beautiful young men, hot and the perfect victim to your enchantress actions.

“Sanji-kun, do you need any help?” you ask, smiling so sexily and standing right behind him while he stirs some vegetables over the pan. You can tell how much his back’s muscles stiffen by simply coming closer to him and you can’t help but rejoice in such reaction.

The blonde -ex- prince turns around trying to stop the little vivid red string to drop from his nose and smiling kindly tells you that you shouldn’t work. But you insist, and your hand now lands over his shoulder. “Uh… Sanji, come on! Let me help! I’m not made of crystal” you whisper, rather sexily next to his ear.

He stutters, his legs cross a little and show you how much he is fighting not to succumb into your indecent actions. “O-ok, (Name)… If, if you want you can take this” he finally says, giving up his extreme sense of chivalry.

On your hands a silver tray with many sausages rest. Funny, you think, finding the perfect excuse to make him get even hard with a rather suggestive joke. “Thank you, Sanji-kun~ Will take this outside, I’m dying to have one of this long, meaty sausages” you utter, kissing his cheek before going outside.

The poor man is left in the worst of the states, and you can probably feel the whole ambience of the kitchen rising at least a few degrees from his burning, rosy cheeks.

Outside, the hot, always-so-serious surgeon. Tattooed work of art, the sin you are willing to commit at any hour. “Trafalgar ~” you purr next to him, making your way towards the wooden table where Ace and Sabo are opening the hot dog buns. “Name-ya?” he asks, always with a monotonous voice cadence, but icy widen eyes so fixed on your cleavage.

“Are you going to have hot dogs?” you ask, sure he dislikes bread. “I won’t, probably some rice” he answers back, omitting something you all know about his childish food preferences.

“Or you could simply eat the hot dog without the bun… I would, though” you moan, softly, biting the tip of your tongue and smirking with your eyes fixed on his. Law blinks a few times, because his high intellect screams that you wanted to say what you said, but he tries to supress, so he will not take you inside and fuck the brain out of you.

He chokes with his own saliva, and quickly answers you back. “Uh… yes, if you want… (Name)-ya”.

“Sure I will, Torao ~”

Your next victims are kidnapped by their gum gum brother, but you have no hurries. Ace and Sabo are treats you could have after the meal…

After sitting at the biggest table created by Franky over the deck of the Thousand Sunny Go, you make sure to sit right in front of Sanji and his Germa fanboy, Law. Both men have their eyes on you, warily thinking you had just flirted with one of them… poor little boys.

The blonde, who is usually the one that never sits at the table because he is usually serving his nakamas is now firmly on his seat, waiting perhaps for some special treat. A treat you are gonna give him whenever he less expects it.

Law, on the other side, eats his onigiri with stuffed cheeks and persistent gaze that burns holes in your image. His long leg bounces, anxious. Torao knows very well that tonight you wanna have fun and he will give it to you, no matter what.

Ace and Sabo are still next to the barbeque, as Ace got a special permission to be the one guarding the fire, so Luffy does not get burn because of his gluttony. They are on your back, but you are sure -well, not exactly- they won’t be able to see what you are about to do after taking your shoes off.

It’s kinda cold, so you wear some stockings. Thigh high ones, with a skirt that make you look irresistible and for them to peak under it, to discover you are wearing nothing but the tiniest red thong. On your toes and soles, you can feel the grazing sensation of the nylons against jean and linen of Law’s and Sanji’s pants.

Your smirk shows them it wasn’t a simple accident, of course it wasn’t. They look under the little tablecloth that covers their laps, and then at each other. You act so innocently, yet extremely inviting. Looking at the Grandline ahead of them, you take your index to your lips, softly asking them to keep it quiet. A task they will have to endure for being right next to their nakamas.

Up and down, you go with your feet. Up and down their growing, hard, pulsating members. You want your soles to get wet from their own arousal, from their own precum, from their own cum. And you want it as soon as possible, but you also want them to suffer the need to moan in front of them all.

Both breathe hastily, more and more. They can’t keep eating, but you do, and every bite is a foreshadow of what your mouth can do for them and their dicks.

Sanji coughs first, and Law hides under his white fluffy hat. He wouldn’t normally wear it to the table, but now it’s the perfect excuse to cover his blushed cheeks and rolling eyes.

“Sanji-kun, are you ok? You are sweating” Nami says, all of a sudden noticing his nakama suffering some kind of… discomfort? Sanji quickly smiles, stuttering, almost about to burst as your right foot has concentrated its motions over his twitching dick. “I- I’m o-ok. I- just ate a pepper and it was kinda spicy, my sweet Nami-swan” he lies, both suffering from doing it and just to be able to speak.

Nami narrows his eyes and wrinkles her freckled nose, she is not buying it. And neither is Robin. “Torao-kun, you are sweating too… what’s going on?” she asks, probably already knowing his expressions are from pure pleasure of being closer to an orgasm.

You act all worried, while your stockings become damped in their prurience but soon you notice two intense stares at your back. Without stopping the jerking motions of your toes over their laps you take a look over your shoulder. You notice a freckled youngster gawking, followed by his blonde wavy locked hair brother. You smirk at them, with a subtle carnal smile.

They noticed, they saw, and they are able to contemplate the sinful acts under the table from where they are. Both are unsure whether if it’s moral to let you and the guys enjoying or saying something, but none of them move.

You know exactly your victims are right on the verge of coming, and as much as you wanted them to do it right there at the table, you are sure you are about to have a little private party with not only two, but four delicious, hard, aroused, and needy men.

“You must have eaten my special pepper, don’t you? Come on, follow me. I’ll help you out” you say, all of a sudden, excusing yourself and standing off the table. Law and Sanji, breathe and with teary eyes stand up. Of course, not before they stretched their shirts enough to cover the wet spots and hard bulges on their pants.

You walk past the brothers, who astonished look at you walk as if nothing happened. “You two, if you want you can join the party ~”

As soon as you pronounced those words, there was no doubt. Ace and Sabo followed you inside, like moths driven to a light in the middle of a summer night. After them, Law, and Sanji. They have trouble walking, and their panting announces you how needy for a release they are.

“Sirs, welcome to my private party” you mumble, smirking at them four and taking your shirt after. Your breasts bounce as they get released from your clothing.

Law is the first one to come at you, his tattooed death fingers tangle with your hair pulling your head back. “Why did you- why?” Law asks, a little annoyed for the embarrassment of looking like a disaster in front of everybody, but horny as hell.

“Heh… don’t get mad at me, Torao…” you whine, flashing a sweet, innocent, Lolita like look. “I’m not mad, but finish the job” he says, smirking like he only knows how to and pushing you to the bed. You land with your ass and spread your legs, flashing your wet sex through your red panties to make the men in front of you drool.

They quickly unbuckle their belts, waiting for their turn to be masturbated by your feet. “One at a time, I want you all to get my nylons damped with your cum” you tell them, licking your upper teeth row.

First, Law, who seems desperate. His long shaft and the piercing on his dick getting slightly tangled with your stockings. Your toes tingling his gland, forming transparent strings of precum. He bites his shirt so it can be lifted up and the many spasms of his hard belly show how closer he is to finish.

He finally reaches climax, fixing his eyes on the ceiling of your room, grunting, bathing in sticky immaculate product your black pantyhose. He is quickly pushed to the side by Ace, he is in heaven and is almost about to burst by just watching your toes curl around the tip of his friend’s manhood.

Soon, the freckled young man bathes your feet too and it gets so wet. But you need more, they need more. You want their cum to drip into the ground and you will get it.

The two that are left are Sabo and Sanji. The blondes are panting, at this point they are about to cum on their own, but they will get their special treatment too. First, Sabo. Since he didn’t get any pleasure yet and your soles are itching to feel his hard, throbbing sex.

Up and down, tickling him and also enjoying the veins forming on his temples he cums with a loud grunt. At this point your feet are absolutely covered in their warm seeds, but there is one more remaining. And the one who hasn’t cum yet is the one who you are sure is both suffering and enjoying the wait… “Sanji-kun? Honey, come here!” you call him with a beckoning finger, watching reddish drops fall from his nose and an almost purple sex from the need to burst into a explosive orgasm.

He walks to you with difficulty, breathing hastily, so ready for you. It’s a wonderful experience for the cook to get his dick covered in other’s cum mixed with the roughness of the nylons that turn a little dry with time.

He comes almost instantly, with tears in his eyes and no logical words coming out of his mouth. It bathes your feet, but also your legs. Desperate, submitted to your foot magic…“(Name)-chwan, you are amazing”

“(Name), let us fuck you”

They say, helping you stand up and walk to the bed.

“Please, let us fill you up over that bed” “(Name)-ya, fuck… spread your legs wider”

They insist, pushing you against the mattress, eager to devour you.

“Guys, calm down… we have all night” You say, smiling in total bliss, allowing them four to surround you like beasts so ready to enjoy their prey.

You are moved as if you were a doll, Sabo makes you sit over his belly with his sex grazing your now dripping entrance. Law, on top of you, so ready to be the first to pounce into you, to stretch you. Sanji and Ace both rubbing their hardness all over your lips. Lips that get shiny by the once again sprouting liquids of their salacity.

In a matter of seconds, you feel the pressure of not only Law’s sex inside of you, but also Sabo’s. Your walls clench desperately to them, milking their dicks as they go in and out of you. Mouth occupied by Sanji’s upcoming new orgasm, and Ace’s lips around your nipples.

“I’m glad you invited us to your party, sweetheart” Sabo whispers, in between panting and grunts in your ear, with his strong hands around your neck from behind. At this point you simply wish you could say something else besides a couple of moans and “mmmhs”. But you can’t, and instead, you allow them to fully enjoy your body like the sweet dessert they want after such a big banquet.

Law enjoys the way your eyes turn white and how his nails carve marks on your inner thighs to keep them open. Sanji, trembles, and his forehead presses with the freckled boy’s one. Both coming, bathing your chin and chest with their sweet, warm seed.

Warm seed that soon also floods your insides, your womb feeling the pressure of Trafalgar’s and Sabo’s release, mixed with the intense spasms of your own body as you also climax…

What a banquet, what a fun and sinful private party to celebrate freedom ~

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sanjisprincesswifey · 2 years

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reminiscing ⋆ portgas d ace x reader

summary: everyone sees the world in black and white until you meet your soulmate

♡: gender-neutral reader. 2.7k words. content warnings: angst and marineford spoilers. sfw content.

“thank you,” you say, handing the news coo their tip. you begin shuffling through the paper before a page falls from your grasp. a hand reaches up to cover your agape mouth, the steady grip you previously had now shaking in disbelief.

“oh my god, luffy’s bounty hit 1.5 billion berries! can you believe it?” you shout, revealing luffy’s bright toothy grin front and center on the bounty poster; the large number of berries takes up most of the page.

a proud smile hangs on your lips; you remember when his bounty was only a mere 30 thousand berries. it seemed like such a long time ago. your eyes draw over to your boyfriend, reminiscing about all that time so long ago.

“seems like only yesterday when i met you. do you remember that? your bounty back then is half of luffy’s now!” you tease. you can feel ace smiling at you as you tilt your head back with a laugh.

it was sweet and short-lived, as you dig your nose back into the newspaper to read more about luffy. the sun shining above you was incomparable to how brightly you were beaming with pride.

.。･:*:･

“ugh luffy, you’re always getting lost…” you grumble to no one in particular, the dancer outfit sanji picked out for you laying loosely on your hips. you could always count on luffy to get lost right when the going merry was about to depart.

all these buildings began looking the exact same as you realized you had gotten lost, aimlessly searching around the city of alabasta for your captain, who wandered off once again.

sanji and nami, for some reason, entrusted you with this mission to find him even though you’re just one person, not only that but one who may have even worse directional skills than zoro.

it was getting late, and at this point, you’d rather face nami’s wrath than trudge another step in the hot sun. right as you’re about to turn on your heel to the going merry, a familiar laugh caught your attention causing you to heave a heavy sigh.

you allowed the sound to carry you as you headed in between alleys that echoed luffy’s laughter off the stone walls.

you were exhausted; from being unable to get any sleep these past couple of days and the blistering sun tiring you out from your scavenger hunt, you were surprised you could even take another step.

you rub your eyes, hoping to shake this feeling from your body, but when you open your eyes back up, a flash of blue startles you. it causes you the stop right in your tracks, watching the sky fade between a blue and gray hue. you blink harshly, unable to believe what you’re seeing. you look down at your hands, wiggling your fingers. the color of your skin was dull, the gray undertones of the world still present.

“what the fuck is going on?” you breathe out, those being the only words you can think to say.

despite your confusion, you continue to follow luffy’s laughter figuring finding him was more important than whatever was going on with you right now. the color of the world begins to illuminate your vision while your heartbeat thumping in your chest grows stronger.

you had heard of this happening before. although, you thought it was just a story, a folktale the people in your village liked to tell. the colors of the world would appear to you, in an almost frighteningly beautiful array, when you would finally meet your soulmate. but you were born colorblind; any hope that you would find yours was minuscule.

too caught up in your own thoughts, you completely miss luffy in a passing alleyway. he notices you before you can get too far, his arm stretching to grab you by your waist and pull you to him.

“y/n!” he laughs as your body collides right into someone, knocking you both off your feet. you groan, rubbing your head from where it bumped the other person’s. “oops, sorry,” he chuckles mischievously, helping you back up. you throw him a sarcastic smile in thanks, dusting yourself off.

“good thing i found you, you guys always get lost” he smiles innocently, placing his strawhat on your head hiding the annoyed expression that he constantly ingrained into your face. “anyway, this is my brother ace.”

you lift the brim of the hat, turning around and pausing when the boy who you landed on stares up at you from the floor. he gulps, scanning every feature of your face with wide brown eyes.

you now notice how the entire world is vivid with colors you couldn’t have even imagined. it almost burns your eyes, the contrast of the full rainbow of colors to the grayscale you’ve been burdened with your whole life. but if it burns, you enjoy every second. like a blanket has been lifted and you can finally see the world for what it is.

you offer your hand out for ace to grab onto. his eyes soften as he gives you a once over, the apples of his cheeks rising with a smile as he takes your hand.

his hair is dark, it contrasts with the bright orange hat he’s wearing. his tanned skin shimmers with a thin layer of sweat as he lifts himself to his feet, refusing to allow much space between the two of you.

“hi,” he finally says, his brown eyes flicking between yours not caring if he got lost in them. “i have a feeling you and i are going to get along well.”

.。･:*:･

the newspaper rustles in your hands as the breeze blows by you. you snap back into reality, closing the newspaper up and pouring more sake into both his and your cup.

“that seems like so long ago,” you hum with contentment, bringing the glass to your lips. it’s bitter at first, but it was always ace’s favorite, so you didn’t mind.

“i can’t believe that almost three years ago. three years since we fell in love,” you gush, holding onto the heart locket around your neck.

you hadn’t taken it off since the moment ace gifted it to you, refusing to let it leave your body until your very last breath. you blush at the memory, even after all this time the memory of ace confessing his love to you has butterflies swarming your belly.

.。･:*:･

your fingertips patter against the indexes of the books as you search for something new and exciting to divulge yourself in.

“need any help finding anything?” the bookshop owner questions, peeking his head around the corner of the shelf with a smile.

you shake your head, “just browsing for today sir, thank you.” the light call of the transponder snail draws you away from his friendly gaze to your bag. the snail, which resembles ace with his signature hat and a beaded necklace, answers with a ‘click.’

“yes ace?” you ask, continuing your skimming of the books. his breathing is heavy, and you can’t quite make out what’s going on, but it doesn’t sound good.

“y/n! where are you right now?” he demands. you can hear the playful undertones in his voice which was never a good sign.

you panic knowing he must’ve gotten in trouble somehow, “i’m in that bookstore i always go to, where are you? are you okay?”

“stay there! i’ll be there in a few minutes!” he yells, and before you have time to protest the snail hangs up leaving you helplessly confused.

ace reminded you of luffy in many ways, his selfish mannerisms always seemed to be one of them.

you do your best to remain calm, hoping your boyfriend hadn’t done anything too drastic. you were just gaining familiarity and sanctity in this small village, and you wouldn’t mind staying for a bit longer.

thudding footsteps approach the store, and you brace for impact, hiding behind the walls of shelves. ace throws the door open, slamming it shut behind him.

a body of people runs past; you can only see their shadows as they descend down the street.

“good afternoon ace,” the storekeeper greets before returning to assembling the window display for the day.

“sir,” ace tips his hat, “good afternoon to you too,” searching his backpack he pulls out a wrapped-up treat throwing it to him, just as he did every day.

your arms cross over your chest as you stand directly across the small store from him, a sly smile across his face as he notices you.

“don’t look at me like that,” you poke, “what did you do? who was chasing after you?” his hand reaches to scratch the back of his neck at your question, avoiding your cold stare.

“those marines that were chasing after you are gone ace,” the shopkeep smiles, searching down the street.

ace’s face dropped as you backhand his arm, “ace! i told you not to get in trouble!” your reprimand was not registered as he pulls out the money for your books and sets it down on the counter, exiting the store with you.

“see you tomorrow sir,” you depart with a smile, watching him wave you off as you let ace take you back home.

he’s unusually quiet and isn’t as snippy as he normally is, but you assume it’s because of his encounter with the marines or the halfhearted chide.

ace hums to himself, interlacing his fingers with yours as he unlocks the door to your temporary home, a hand on your waist as he hurries you inside.

while your back is turned to him, he takes the opportunity to marvel at your beauty. even when you’re chastising his reckless behavior, his heart continues to beat louder and louder within his chest.

“you have to watch out ace! you’re going to get…” when you turn back to scold him some more you pause, not being able to recognize the look his eyes carry. “what’s going on?” your question wavers off as you finally notice the box in his hand.

“can we talk about something y/n?” he asks; his voice is gentle. the sentence alone startles you; ace has never had such a serious yet warm expression on his face before. you nod and follow him to the living room where he kneels next to you as you settle into a chair.

you jump back, “wha— ace? what’re you—?”

his hand reaches for yours, restricting you from running away, not that you were going to. “wait, wait, wait! it’s not what you think! kind of…” he nervously chuckles, a sweat beading at his temples.

after turning away for a couple of seconds, he presents a gold heart-shaped locket that sparkles against the sunlight trickling into the room.

“it has my picture inside,” he starts, handing it to you and opening it up to reveal one of your favorite pictures you’ve ever taken of him placed into the small frame. “so no matter where you go, i’ll always be in your heart.”

you almost don’t register the words that leave his lips. not once had he been so articulate in communicating how he felt; communication was never his forte.

he smiles at the sparkle in your eye as you admire the gift, “i guess what i’m trying to say is, i—”

“i love you too ace,” you cut off, throwing yourself into his arms.

in a similar manner to when you first met, you collide with the floor, only this time you wasted no time placing kisses all over his freckled face.

.。･:*:･

a giggle slips between your lips; it was a cliche moment like the ones you read in the many romance novels you enjoyed, but you still remember every detail.

“that story is almost as good as the one when we decided to get married,” you comment.

.。･:*:･

“run faster! they’re right on our tail!” ace calls, his grip tightening on your wrist. as you turn your head to look over your shoulder, you see the pirate group and the marine fleet close behind you, all their angry expressions mirroring one another.

“i can only run so fast in these shoes!” you complain, feeling the blisters on your heels forming. without a word, ace sweeps you off your feet, carrying you bridal style in his arms. you can’t help but laugh at his act of affection, enjoying the clamoring of enemies behind you.

an empty alleyway assists the two of you in your escape; your breath catches in your throat, skipping a heartbeat or two or twenty.

“ace! you—" his hand flies to cover your mouth and in a split second a group of marines runs by the two of you without batting an eye.

“you need to be careful babe, they’ll catch us,” ace warns placing a peck on your forehead. your desire to reprimand him falters when his soft lips regain contact with your skin. it’s hypnotic and almost makes you forget the trouble he had dragged you both into.

your bodies are pressed closely against one another's and his bare chest heaves as he keeps a hand wrapped around your head to prevent you from hitting it against the stonewall behind you. ace’s eyes are focused on surveying the area, a preventative measure to assure that you were both safe from any more harm, but yours are fixated on him.

his dark hair frames his face despite the slightly greasy texture it had from the absence of a shower. the freckles on his cheeks are more pronounced due to the sunburnt redness that remained on his skin and the exhausted hue from the chase moments ago. his eyes, as dark as they were, sparkled with a golden sheer that you never failed to notice.

“ace,” you interrupt, his beautiful eyes focusing on you, “marry me.” his eyes immediately widen as big as they possibly could, unable to look anywhere but you.

“w—what?” he asks, breath now shaky from your statement. “did you..? did you just ask me to..?”

it’s difficult to stifle back laughter, but you nod your head regardless, “is that a yes?” before answering, he shuffles through the many pockets of his pants, until his face lights up for a second time and then he’s down on one knee offering you a golden band with a small diamond.

“it’s a yes, but only if you’ll marry me y/n,” he exclaims, barely able to contain his own excitement.

you’re both giggly messes, the joy and love bursting at both your seams as you whisper a “of course, i’ll marry you, ace.”

the ring slides on your finger with ease; his lips are buttery soft when they rush to meet yours. it’s a kiss that steals your breath away, the passion and love he feels for you are evident from every move which is why his and your question only had one right answer.

ace picks you up, spinning you around in his arms. it’s sure to draw everyone’s attention now, but neither of you cares as you hold each other so close and delicately. “i will be yours, forever” he smiles, his forehead pressed against yours.

.。･:*:･

a single tear rolls down your face and onto the grass beneath you as you fidget with the jewelry on your finger once again. a steady breeze races by as ace’s warmth envelopes you like a blanket fresh out of the dryer, bringing you comfort only he could ever provide.

your heavy eyelids flutter closed, leaning your head back and there’s a soft brush against your forehead. ace’s lips were always gentle when they pressed kisses to your forehead and this time was no different.

you can feel the heat of your lover’s gaze and when you look back up, ace’s deep brown eyes stare back at you, pupils dilating despite the bright sunlight.

your attention snaps when you can hear the grass crunching beneath someone’s shoe as they approach, “oh hey y/n! what’re you doing here?”

you recognize sabo’s voice almost immediately, a smile splitting your face as he walks up the hill towards you, a bag of his own in tow.

you glance back over to ace’s headstone, noticing ace’s glass of sake is now completely empty.

smiling, you shake your head, “just reminiscing. want to join?”

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tooweirdforyou · 3 years

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How The OP Boys Say “I Love You” To Their S/O

How You Know He Loves You- idk man

A/N : enjoy.

includes » Ace, Sabo, Luffy, law, Sanji, Zoro, Marco, Rosinante, Kid, Shanks, Mihawk, Katakuri, Izo, Koby, Cavendish,

Summary : the boys’ own way of saying “I love you”, with their own words and ways. Or, how you know he loves you.

? Wait did I do this before? I don’t even know. also these aren’t GREAT, but they aren’t HORRIBLE. Yk? Honestly tho, some of these seem like they’re all over the place, which yes, they might be. UGH IT WAS SO HARD THO.

Monkey D. Luffy

Luffy loves you like an adventure. Everything is new and always fun to try with him, and no matter what happens, you don’t ever regret it, because you’re doing it with him.

He’s persistent in staying with you everywhere, he wants to do everything with you. He tends to invite you ( by pulling your hand ) to do crazy things with him and away from the others so you’re alone.

He’s always showing off his skills and stupidity in order to make you laugh, because your smile is the best thing he’s ever seen and giggles are the beautiful sound he treasures.

His actions are genuine when he holds your hand and pulls you to his side all the time, with the warmest, loving grin.

Luffy always makes sure to remind you to never give up hope.

“Let’s go on an adventure together, [Name].”

Roronoa Zoro

Zoro loves you like you’re his one and only. No one has priority over you, ( except maybe Luffy ), and you will always be his, if you’ll let him.

Zoro is not a man of many words when it comes to his own emotions and feelings, so he shows it through his actions.

He always has an eye on you, so wherever you are is where he ‘sleeps’ so he can keep you close, his swords at his side to protect you from danger, ( but he knows you can handle yourself. )

Zoro is the perfect person to lend a comforting shoulder and ear. He will listen to every single one of your problems intently and if he can, will offer the best advice you’ll hear, even if it’s a bit harshly. However, whatever got you so down, Zoro will bring you back up.

Zoro is always reminding you that you are strong, no matter how tough things get.

“Oi, come take a nap with me. I could use a body pillow.”

Portgas D. Ace

Ace loves you like a gentleman, respecting boundaries, bowing to the elderly you pass by together and always ready to pick you up for your date at seven, bouquet of flowers in hand.

If Ace is good at anything, it’s knowing how to distract you with a good time. He knows the best way to bring a beautiful smile to your lips and can easily make sure to avoid the thoughts that brought you down in the first place.

He’ll share stories that will make you die of laughter or feel so wholesome that you literally melt at how sweet it is.

The few times he expresses and shares his insecurities to you, something he hides within him because he trusts you enough to do so. He loves your understanding and comfort for him.

Ace always reminds you that you’ll be okay, even at the worst times.

“You are the light of my life.”

Chief of Staff Sabo

Sabo loves you like a prince. He holds the door for you, takes your hand so you don’t fall, has the most charismatic smile on his face and is just so charming.

Sabo will remember the littlest things, the smallest details that you yourself don’t even know until he reminds you, and because of this, you are often gifted the most memorable and cherishing gifts, like the scarf you two bought for your perfect snowman, to the necklace you were staring a little too longingly at on display.

He’s always busy, but he doesn’t hesitate to drop whatever he has just for you. He will run through fire if it means you’ll stop crying or if you’ll be happy to see him. You are his lifeline, his soul, his love.

He may not know how to properly cheer you up like his brothers can, but he knows that he wants the best for you. If you need space, you got it. You need some tender loving cuddles and buckets of ice cream while watching Disney movies? Vanilla or chocolate ice cream?

Sabo reminds you that you deserve happiness and peace.

“Whenever you need me, I’ll be there.”

Trafalgar D. Water Law

Law loves you like you’re his savior, someone who’s always there during his time of need and insecurities, by his side when he needs you most.

He’s a little blunt and straightforward occasionally, but he’s honest somewhat. He won’t ever tell you his feelings until he deems it the right time, but you can tell he has feelings by the change in treatment.

He’ll keep you closer to him, making excuses by saying that he needs you to help him with the supply run, or that he needs your assistance with a particular menial task.

He’s awkward and shy about it at first but he cares and that’s all you need to know. Especially once you catch him during one of his weaker times, the anniversary of a particular someone rolling around, where he’s locked in his room. He needs you beside him, so please don’t leave him when he needs you.

Law reminds you that you are human, that it’s okay to be vulnerable.

“Just stay here with me.”

Vinsmoke Sanji

Sanji loves you like a god/goddess. He will treat you with the utmost respect and care and offers you everything you could possibly want or need, just say the word.

His genuine, endless daily compliments are given to you with pure love and passion, his daily refreshments and snacks to keep you energized and hydrated keeps an eye out for your health.

He makes sure you know the true meaning of flattery, chivalry and love, because that is all he can show you.

However, under that chivalrous exterior, is his calmer, understanding loving self, where he shows his true self and when he finally shares this side with you, where he holds his insecurities, it’s the true honor and love you can receive. And it’s even better, when you become the one who loves for him in return during this time.

Sanji reminds you that you deserve to be and are loved.

“You are my world, my everything.”

Marco The Phoenix

Marco loves you like a married couple who grew old together, still playing jokes and having fun to life’s fullest, no matter your age.

He’s constantly lecturing you for the smallest things repeatedly, since you always seem to forget. His lectures lack any annoyance or malice though, he’s just kind of done with you sometimes.

Nonetheless, he’s taking care of you more than you think, always the first one there whenever you need help. He’s always prepared for whatever you need so you don’t have to look for it and get worried.

He’s stern at times but he loves you more than you could ever know, often questioning himself whenever he’s beside you. He half-lidded eyes watching you with warmth and admiration because you always look so determined.

Marco always reminds you that you are free. To live life to its fullest and however you wish.

“Let me fly you to the moon.”

Donquixote Rosinante

Rosinante loves you like a husband, he treats you like his wife, either you or him welcoming each other home after being gone for so long and greeting each other with a loving kiss each time.

He knows just how tough things can be and as much as he tries to make things right, he knows how bad situations really are and no matter how much he wants to cry or get angry, he always holds a smile, in front of you. To assure you that things will be okay.

He gives the warmest hugs, and knows that, so whenever you’re angry or sad, or just randomly at times, Rosi envelops you into a large hug, waddling you back and forth a few times, you feel instant relief and content, which makes him smile.

His priority will always be you, even if he’s hundreds of thousands miles away, he will find his way back home to you. He surprises you with the littlest gifts; being flowers, jewelry, candles, or more.

Rosi will always remind you to smile, even during the hardest times.

“I will protect you.”

Eustass Kid

Kid loves you like a game, it’s unexpected, unpredictable of what will happen and it’s exciting and thrilling. For you both, one wrong move, and the other is gone for good, but perhaps, second chances/rematches are available.

He can be brash and a bit much, but Kid has high respect for anyone who actually makes it onto his crew and can actually tolerate him, you included.

He’s loud and wild but that only makes it part of the fun. With such a short fuse, as long as you play your cards right and pick your moments to bite back, it’s kind of fun knowing how dangerous it can be with a guy like Kid, and he also loves it equally, because your feistiness is attractive.

Being a bad bitch that doesn’t play by the rules is so incredibly attractive and Kid knows how to reward and punish so tread carefully. ;) however, he has his down moments and as annoying he can be, he does appreciate the effort you give if you try to comfort him. He’ll be harsh about it but eventually, he just wants you to be with him in the end.

Kid reminds you to rebel, take risks and enjoy the thrill of getting in dangerous situation every once in a while, breaking a few rules doesn’t hurt anybody. Most of the time.

“Don’t fucking ever leave me.. okay?”

Dracule Mihawk

Mihawk loves you like you’re an empress, only the finest and highest quality for you, nothing else can compare.

Mihawk will buy you the most expensive dress that suits you, with an equally expensive matching jewelry to go with. Not to mention the heels, and, tch, how could he forget the roses you require? Despicable.

As much as he loves to show you off, he despises the stares of awe and admiration you receive whenever you go out, so his possessiveness takes over and he has an arm around your waist at all times, successfully showing you’re taken and to back off if they don’t wish to be cut into oblivion.

He trains you to handle yourself, obviously, you should know at least some basic skills. He’s not too hard on you but does push you to keep going until you truly wish to stop. It’s only because he’s worried that one day, he won’t be there and won’t be able to protect you.

Mihawk reminds you that you are a queen/king, a strong person who shall hold your ground and never back down from fear and show your bravery.

“Come here, mi amor.”

Red Haired Shanks

Shanks loves you like you’re his future. It’s an unknown journey, but he’s there for the ride and whatever may happen, he’s there staying and won’t be going anywhere, unless it’s with you.

The red head is a goofball, he drinks, parties and messes around but he is an incredible captain and genuine to a fault. So when he expresses kindness, it is purely from his heart and not out of manners.

He is extremely playful and yet when down to business, he is calm, collected, and cool. He knows just what to say in tough situations and great comforting advice, so he’s the one to go to when you’re feeling down. And as laid back as he is, disrespect to those he loves is the one shit he won’t take.

He’ll hold you close and with his signature grin, compliment you and tell you how much he appreciates you and as soon as someone lays a finger on you, his hand is on the hilt of the sword and he waits three seconds for an explanation before he cuts them down. No one messes with his beloved.

Shanks reminds you of loyalty. To always protect and care for those close to you, and keep that built up trust and bond you created with them.

“Trust me. I won’t let go of you.”

Charlotte Katakuri

Katakuri loves you like you’re glass, he’s careful, protective, cautious and treats you like you’re fragile, because he’s afraid of hurting you.

He’s larger than most, he’s aware of that, so he always takes the precautions to be aware of his surroundings, especially when you are around. He wants you safe and he will be devastated if he is the cause of your pain.

His large stature is a blessing to you though, because cuddling is so comfortable and comforting, it’s amazing. You can curl up and relax and just be at ease with him, because he’s so protective of you, even from his family members. He often keeps you away from Cracker and Perospero, in the slightest chance that they try to take you away from him.

He’ll be extremely heartbroken if Big Mom doesn’t approve of you, but his love for you is stronger, so he’ll keep it a secret if he has to but eventually, he’ll pray and wish for her blessing, asking the help of his siblings to convince her.

Katakuri reminds you of family, that even friends or crewmates are family and love you all the same.

“I will be here for you.”

Captain Koby

Koby loves you like a typical high school crush. He’s all shy and blushy, and evidently embarrassed when the pretty one at school is talking to him, ( that’s you. ).

He’s like the wallflower type, who tries to blend in but somehow, he sticks out in a way that lures you to him, like he’s hit the jackpot.

He is incredibly sweet, and his shyness is so adorable. You can’t help but coo whenever you see his red cheeks and soft smile of care he offers.

Always helps you with everything, will take the blame whenever you get in trouble, takes the suffering and pain when guys try to mess with you, and no matter how tough things get, he’s holding a brave face for you.

Koby reminds you of kindness, treat everyone with care and kindness, and it goes a long way.

“If you fall, I’ll be there to catch you.”

16th Division Commander Izo

Izo loves you like you’re a painting, he thinks you are true beauty, inside and out, you are a work of art, a true Mother Nature masterpiece born. One to be admired.

The type to be there. He’ll hold your hair while you vomit, rubbing soothing circles on your back while you cry, painting your nails while you complain about Ace, assure your perfection when you’re feeling insecure.

Best advice giver, holds no judgements at all. He’ll help with anything, because you need him. Romantic advice, friendship, sexual advice ;), he will help you any way he can.

He truly admires you, not because of your beauty, but your strength to be able to cry. Crying doesn’t mean weakness but rather, strength to be able to move forward even in the worst of times.

Izo reminds you that you are beautiful, no matter what anyone thinks or says.

“You are true beauty, my love.”

Cavendish Of The White Horse

Cavendish loves you like you’re a princess, and he is your handsome Prince Charming.

Every thing he does it like from a fairytale, if it involved a rather.. bit of a narcissistic Prince Charming. But he means well, because he still treats you like a real princess.

He gives you daily horseback rides, teaching you with his strong arms wrapped around yours and his black fancy hat on top of your head, as you two ride around and share laughs and memories.

And even through his big ego, he still makes sure to compliment you, tell you how proud he is of you and how much he truly admires you for your strong will and determination, because he really does love you. More than you know.

Cavendish reminds you that dreams can come true, sometimes it just takes a leap of faith and effort.

“I will treat you like the princess you are and deserve to be.”

A/N : 15 fucking people and having to think of different things while I’m distracted is so HARD. 😭 please tell me you enjoyed though ;-;

but did I do this already? God I can’t remember a thing, especially since I still haven’t updated my masterlists- and I’m terribly sorry if this really is all over the place ;-; also apologies if this is repetitive for some of them! It really is difficult yk ;-;

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multifandomthoughts · 2 years

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Drink Drank Drunk

GN Reader

TW: Alcohol/drinking game

Requested by: nobody

Author’s note: I’ve had this in my drafts for over a year now so I thought it was high time I finish it lol if anything doesn’t make sense that’s why.

It was a warm and bright day on the Thousand Sunny. Everyone was out and about doing their own thing; Chopper and Usopp were playing with Luffy, Nami was tending to her tangerine tree while Robin read. Zoro was taking his midday nap in the sun while Brook was practicing his violin. Everything seemed to be going swell that is, except for you.

Inside the ship’s cabin, you lay in the dark with all the curtains drawn so that none of the light could creep in. You lay, curled up in your own bed, clutching the sheets and sobbing as quietly as you can muster. You normally shared a bed with Zoro; you two were not currently in a relationship, however, but more than once he’s wandered into your bedroom after getting lost or even complaining that he was cold and settling right in.

That was your problem; you were incredibly attracted to him, and he didn’t seem at all interested. The past few months had been brutal to you; every place you went, some girl ended up fawning over him and spending all their time with him. It even happened before the 2 years as well. Perona, Komurasaki, Tashigi…they were superior to you in all ways, you felt.

Startled out of your sheets, you heard a knock on the door to your cabin. You try to wipe your eyes, and compose yourself. Whoever it is, you can

“Who is it? You called out to the person behind solid oak.”

“It’s me, Nami.”

“Oh, you can come in.” The door creaked open as the redhead’s frame entered into view. Walking over towards you, she plopped herself down on the side of her bed. “Chopper told me he could find you here. He was concerned that sitting in the dark on a day like this could cause deficiency of vitamin D. Why are you in here all by yourself anyway, such a beautiful day outside? You shifted in your seat, unknown if you should actually tell her your secret, your long hidden feelings.

“Nami, I don’t mean to come off as rude, but do you think you can keep a secret?”

“Of course! Why would you think I would be unable to?”

“Because Luffy, though not the subject of this secret, always bugs anyone that he think is keeping something from him. No matter whether or not it’s his business, he just has to know.” Gulping, you try to steady your hands and feet. Even though you are sitting, your hands and feet jitter wildly with anxiety. How will she react? Will she laugh in your face? Or will she feel sorry for you? The best outcome is that she understands, and that she’ll even give you advice on your problem.

“But I’m not Luffy. You can trust me, and if I ever betray your trust you have the right to come after me. Now, what is it you wanted to tell me?” Her face is stone cold, as if she is going to guard the location of the final poneglyph.

You take a deep breath and collect your thoughts. There is no going back. As you begin to speak, your hands shake from the thought of what could happen.

“I like Zoro, a lot.”

Her face softens, and she gives you a gentle smile. A sense of relief washes over you. You knew you could trust her judgement. Then she begins to smirk, rubbing her hands together like a mad scientist. Oh no.

Several days pass, and you’re beginning to become frightened. You told Nami your deep secret, and ever since then, Zoro has been acting strange around you. She must have said something or done something to alert him to your feelings, right?

It was time for lunch, and Sanji had called all of the crew together. Fried fish with potato skins and drinks made to order upon request. Nami has a fruit drink, Franky of course has cola, Robin drinks coffee and Brook has tea, and as usual Zoro downs a bottle of booze. When Sanji asks what you’d like, you notice Zoro pause a moment as if he wants to hear this. You try your best to avoid the watchful eye of Zoro, but you can feel it pierce through your soul. Clearing your throat, you stutter “I-I’ll have a rum and coke.” Zoro looks down, a devilish grin crawling across his face.

Sanji hands you your drink, throwing you flirty comments, and attempting to sit right on top of you. Annoyed, you scooch your chair away from him so he falls flat on his face. That earns a laugh from most of the crew, Zoro smirking around the lip of his bottle.

The awkward atmosphere continues until the next time the crew inevitably end up saving an island from the evil group exerting their will over the population. As is tradition, Luffy insists on throwing a party to celebrate with the grateful locals. And a party means a banquet, which means lots of drinking. Zoro is chugging along at his usual pace, to the amazement of all newcomers, and you’re in good spirits yourself so you try and see how far you can go.

Surely you can’t match him, you don’t have the ego to try, but testing your limits sounds exciting and the party mood is inviting. “Hey Zoro…let’s see how much you can hold your own against me!” Zoro raises his eyebrow quizzically, prepared to defend his title as alcohol king. You raise your mug, and begin to guzzle down the bitter liquid. Sweat drips down your forehead as you prepare to hold your own, to prove that he wasn’t the only one who could hold their booze.

There’s a glint in his eye as you look his way, but you assume that’s just enthusiasm and confidence he can protect his title. Usopp heard the clamor in the crowd over the contest being announced, and comes over to act as referee. As soon as he waves his hand, the both of you start chugging your drinks and going for more. There’s a rush to bring as many cups, mugs, chalices and bottles to you as possible so neither party will simply run out.

You take a gasp of air before gulping down another mug. The taste hits you like acid but you force down the stinging liquid as it burns your inside. Your insatiable thirst grows stronger as the urge to quell it rises. You know looking at Zoro will only make you lose focus or get distracted from the task at hand, but you still can’t help checking on his progress.

Sure enough, he’s on his third mug while you’re starting your second. Your eyes meet, and a daring idea hits you. You wink at him and down the current drink as smoothly as you can before flirtatiously licking your lips. Just as you were hoping, his eyes go wide and he sputters a bit, going into a momentary coughing fit. Spitting out his drink, he realizes that he’s thrown a decent lead out the window. He recovers quickly, but it does give you time to get into the lead.

“Try and keep up, marimo!” You tease, going to your third mug. It’s becoming harder and hard to quickly swallow the booze, your throat becoming rawer. His eyes, filled with annoyance stares deep into your soul. Or it could be your chest, you don’t know.

Whether you realize it or not, Zoro does admire the nerve it took to pull a dirty move like that. He can tell that means you’re quite determined to win, and he appreciates that tenacity. That doesn’t mean he’s not still determined to drink you under the table, but it counts for something. There’s annoyance in the gaze, yes, but it’s because you made him cough up and waste good booze more that anything.

The effects of the alcohol are starting to kick in: you can feel your body waver, a warmth overtaking you. You hiccup in between the next sips, trying to stay focused. Zoro snickers, a cheeky smile slipping onto his face. He knows he’s got this in the bag, if only because alcohol doesn’t affect him.

You try to count in your head how many you’ve already had, and come up with a surprising 8 drinks. Your previous best was only about 4, so this feels quite impressive. You knew you’d never win, so it feels like stopping on a ninth mug of booze would make this time well spent.

Putting your mug down, you can feel all the blood rushing to your head as you hit the ground with a thud. When you awoke, the entire crew surrounds you in a huddle. “Oh my god, are you alright?” Chopper cries out “I can’t believe the stupid mosshead made you do that!” Sanji retorts, looking at you. But none of that matters to you. Where’s Zoro?

Forcing yourself to sit up, you slowly look around the room and find him leaning against the doorway as if he doesn’t have a care in the world. “Well? Y’gonna brag that you won?” You mumble, unsure if you feel like smiling or grimacing. “You did pretty good, I’m shocked you made it this far.” Reaching out his hand, you grasp it as he pulls you to your feet. You lean against his muscular chest as he pulls you to look at him.

Chopper starts yelling that you shouldn’t be making such sudden movements, you still need to rest from the hangover, but you tune him out in favor of staring into Zoro’s eyes. “Guess I wanted to impress you.” You admit, so quiet only he can hear it. His smirk turns to a full grin and he pats your head.

“Well if you’re up for some more drinking…” he starts to say, before Chopper screams about more alcohol possibly being deadly at this point and Zoro holds up a hand to indicate he wants to finish the statement. “If you’re up for some more drinking some time down the road, I’d be happy to keep you company.” The conditional part is enough to quell Chopper’s concerns, but he does make you both swear it’ll never get that extreme again. You don’t notice it, but sitting in the corner or the room is Nami. A shit eating grin on her face, and her hands rubbing together. She knew that her plan would succeed, and now that it has, she can bask in the glory of watching you two be happy together.

Whether it’s happiness at this turn of fate or just some giddiness from the booze still in your system, you can’t keep a goofy smile off your face. This was just what you needed to catch Zoro’s attention, and with a little liquid courage maybe one of these days you can actually tell him everything you feel?

#one piece x reader #one piece #one piece imagines #roronoa zoro x reader #Zoro #Zoro x reader #x reader #roronoa zoro

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rueririn · 3 years

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What's your favourite One Piece fanfiction? I don't know what to read and from your fics I trust you to have excellent taste lol

daslkdajslkdja stop flattering me I might combust in happiness TwT

Strangely enough, despite being a writer of mostly tropes, I think I tend to read things with unique premises. Not saying other stories aren't unique though! And I avoid OC-centric fics because, idk, the fact that I wrote OCs too would confuse my goldfish brain or something maybe.

Anyways, warning long post.

First of all-- anything by Gerbilfriend, WhirlyBird70, Aibhilin and stereden will always be on the pedestal of my heart.

so first, time travel ones

The Coward's Redemption by Brucenorris007 I will scream about this story every day every night. Usopppppppp!!!!

switching places by fireflywitch. Wano Zoro switches with Alabasta Zoro, shenanigans ensue, and of course Luffy notices immediately.

The Next Right Thing by MelodramaticCoffeeAddict includes Zoro and Vivi, Vivi joining the crew, and Zoro needing ten thousand hugs.

A Split Thread by SrirachaBunny. Zoro and Luffy time travelled, but they decide to split up instead of go on canon together.

etc, they have fascinating premises

Your True Colours (are beautiful) by ScarletSorceress. Never knew I needed a story about the ASL boys and their hair colours but here I am, obsessed.

The Living in Memory series by Stelra_Etnae has always fascinated me. I've always loved stories about Brook being able to see the dead.

The One Piece Soulmate AUs series by charlie_mou that is so damn good I don't even understand

The Lazy Painter! by BlackMageofPhantasm. It's the best Miss Goldenweek fic. Ever.

Paper Monsters by MaiKusakabe is so good. Law stays with the Donquixote family instead of going with Corazon and aaaaaa

Be Brave Usopp by DrizzlyMango. Before I'd even noticed, there was another Blind Usopp fic on AO3. Damn is it great and underrated.

Won't You Send me a Flower, Send me a Secret by CastledRook. Anything by CastledRook, seriously. Bittersweet flower language drabbles I am W E A K

Threadbare by Depths explores an immortal Marco backstory. I love it.

"mon propre accord" by suguear. I already said I avoid OC fics, but I read this one and I loved this one and-- I love Goji, okay???

Flashy Brotherhood by Airuna. Buggy adopts the ASL kids somehow.

Heart Pirate Sanji by PumpkinPieTimb, it's exactly what it says on the tin.

these below are all oneshots

Knife Wife and Trash Husband walk into a bar (The bartender keeps them both) by Justm3h kills me with so much happiness just look at the title pls

whatever you can still betray by midnightluck. 6k words of pure crackhead energy among the whitebeards, because Ace makes no sense and Haruta's losing their mind about it.

Three Truths, One Lie by Setyourlazerstopew is of a similar premise, just as awesomely written.

Magic Paint by 8ball. I like to hold it in my hand like yes. This is my favourite dose of strawhat domestic fluff. it keeps me alive.

an in-between thing by PilotStudios is about Franky being a Klabautermann, somehow. Cutty Flam is a weird name for a person.

Bonds Broken by kittyface27, an Ace time travel fic that doesn't go right for our poor firecracker-- it hurts me very much. but it's so well written sometimes I just scream about it in the middle of the night because oh my goddddd

pumpkin soup with three spoons by razbliuto is the domestic dadMihawk I never knew I needed. Same thing to Accidental Child Acquisition and Other Adventures in Piracy by Souless_Robot.

Doesn't matter where I come from anyway... by ToshiChan is a fic where Judge is even more of an absolute asshole, but it's okay now, Sanji gets all the hugs he deserves.

I probably forgot a lot of the ones I liked, but this list is hella long, so I guess that's it. Do give these stories some love!

#personal #one piece

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charlottepuddingsama · 3 years

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Taste of Her Own Medicine

I wrote a zosan fic; come read it (Ao3 link in the reblog)

Description: Zoro is running late to a meeting with Sanji. When he finally gets there Sanji is swooning over the ex that crushed his heart while she peacocks and shows off her new boyfriend. People like that really pissed Zoro off.

Zoro checked his watch again. God damnit, he was late. Again. Which meant Sanji was going to kill him for it. Again. He couldn’t even pin this on Sanji this time, either, because Zoro was the one to suggest they meet at the fountain. To be fair, when he suggested it he’d been sure that he in-fact knew the way to the fountain. When he reached where it should have been, however, it inexplicably wasn’t there.

Now he’s rushing halfway across town to get to where it apparently actually is, if his phone’s map could be trusted (Zoro did not trust his phone’s map, sure that it was constantly sending him on the slowest, stupidest route possible. He was definitely always better off just going his own way). At least the exercise was warming him up, the sun yet to burn off the late spring morning’s chill.

He was only twenty minutes late, maybe Sanji would let him off easy for once? Zoro sighed inwardly, knowing that would never happen. It was going to be stupid to be yelled at about this, too, since they weren’t even doing anything where timing was all that important. They were just trying to find good birthday presents for Luffy. Zoro was kind of hopeless at presents while Sanji was always amazing at them, always picking out something thoughtful and custom-tailored to the recipient. Zoro most often showed up with an amazon gift card feeling completely stupid about it. Knowing this, Zoro had stealthily suggested they go hunting together so they didn’t, “buy him the same thing.” As if Zoro would ever give as good of a gift as Sanji would. He was actually surprised Sanji hadn’t seen right through him and refused, but the other had actually more-or-less readily accepted the idea. Zoro supposed there was a first time for everything.

The first time for Zoro to not make himself late, however, was not today.

After some wrong turns and two dead ends that might have actually been the same dead end twice, Zoro finally, finally saw the large fountain that marked the beginning of the city park come into view. He slowed his jog to a walk, glad he hadn’t yet broken a sweat. Couldn’t let Sanji think he actually cared about keeping their appointment. Not that it mattered what the cook thought, of course, but if he thought Zoro cared he might somehow get an even bigger head than he already had. Not that Zoro actually cared in the first place, too, of course. He hadn’t been looking forward to spending a whole day shopping with Sanji even a little. Not at all.

Zoro looked around the paved area, searching for Sanji amongst the small crowd mingling by the fountain. The day was still a bit crisp from the morning, but that didn’t seem to dissuade people as they gathered around the mouth of the park. Some were alone, some in groups, and others towed animals on leashes either walking the pets or clearly getting walked by them. Zoro surveyed the whole crowd, looking for Sanji standing off by himself, probably bent agitatedly over his phone with a cigarette in his mouth. None of the loners in the area fit his description though.

Had Zoro somehow actually made it here first after all? That didn’t seem even a little bit likely. He kept looking.

Finally, after a long moment of searching, he managed to spot him. A familiar head of blonde hair, a neat dress shirt, and long legs stood by the side of the fountain striking an impossible-to-mistake silhouette.

He wasn’t alone, though.

In front Sanji was an unfamiliar couple: some brunette girl holding the hand of an average looking boy. Was Sanji hitting on a stranger while her boyfriend was literally right there? Really?

Zoro’s face morphed into an unimpressed look. How classic. He really had no idea what he was expecting, offering to take Sanji around in public where he might run into females in the wild. A strong feeling of annoyance grew in his chest at just imagining the stupid drivel that must be spewing out of that mouth of his.

Zoro began to march over there with intentions to drag Sanji away by the ear when he suddenly stopped himself in his own tracks. His brows furrowed, studying the way Sanji was standing. His entire posture was eerily off. One hand was in his pocket while the other held a lit cigarette. His shoulders were tight and a little high, legs slightly farther apart than normal as if on defense. There was absolutely none of the easy oozing he exuded whenever he normally was chatting up some girl. He wasn’t swooning even a little.

Something was wrong. Something was very, very wrong.

A thrum of worry pulsed through Zoro. It wasn’t that he was worried about Sanji – he could take care of himself, plus, Zoro reminded himself, he didn’t give a fuck about him (how does he keep forgetting that?). Rather, he was worried about what kind of threat these two people could possibly pose to get someone as cool-headed as Sanji so visibly tense.

Looking at the two, he knew he couldn’t place the boy, but the brunette… did he know her? Her face was rather indistinct, no particular piece of it sticking out to him. Her clothes looked well-pressed, and they were probably fashionable, not that Zoro had any real frame of reference for that. Her brown hair was half tied up in two little buns on her head, the rest left to fall down past her shoulders. She just seemed like a completely random, normal person; an auto-generation of any other girl about their age in the city.

Then the girl laughed at something. The sound was shrill and obnoxious in a way that grated on every nerve Zoro had. He wanted to absolutely break something.

Oh. Oh. Ohhhh. Zoro knew exactlywho this girl was. He scowled at the memory.

She was some chick Sanji had dated for a while, maybe a couple months? A name itched at the tip of his tongue, but he couldn’t quite grasp it. Two months was considerably longer than most of Sanji’s little trysts. He had even brought her around to meet everyone once; it was kind of a big deal since they’re friends are not only their family, but also extremely likely to scare any normal person away. Sanji had really, really actually liked this girl, Zoro was pretty sure.

And then she dumped him.

She’d reportedly done it unceremoniously one night, completely out of the blue. She simply told Sanji that she was, “done with this relationship now,” and left. Zoro had heard that line a hundred times over in the weeks following as Sanji wallowed pitifully, hit hard by the sudden cold shoulder. It had not been a pretty sight in the slightest. The ever-enamored cook had eventually bounced back, like he always did, but it really had taken longer than usual. Even Zoro had felt sorry for the guy at the time.

And now here she was. A completely random encounter in a city filled with a thousand other people that could be here instead. And she had the nerve to do, what? Strike up a casual conversation with someone she herself had so soundly dumped, some new boy in her tow? Inching closer, Zoro just barely started to be able to hear them. It was clear even just from her tone that the words exchanged were more than awkward hellos. The girl was gushing about her boyfriend the businessman, annunciating the words as if she wanted the whole park to turn and listen. She played with some expensive looking necklace in a way that was definitely supposed to be noticed, certainly some token from her little purse-mule of a boy.

That kind of thing really pissed Zoro off. Dump someone for no reason? Fine, whatever. But then go shoving yourself at him? In public and at random? She had to know how Sanji was physically incapable of being anything but overly polite to women, abusing that to get her kicks. Zoro grit his teeth as he watched Sanji gush at her that she looked as beautiful as always, that he simply adored how her hair grew out since he’d last seen her, that he was so happy she was so well taken care of. Underneath the gushing Zoro could practically feel how upset this whole encounter made Sanji, a self-pitying tone sewn into each sentence. It was like he was a slave to his own actions. The girl clearly let her ego be boosted by his attention and that made Zoro even angrier.

Zoro eyed the boy she had tugged along. He may have been some business guy or whatever, but he certainly didn’t look very impressive. His haircut was basic, his jacket was a bit too big and made him look like he was playing dress up, and his expression seemed far away as if zoned out. Zoro had him beat in muscle and looks easily. Zoro’s shirt was tight against his well-built chest, his jeans were slung low to show just a peak of his boxers, he’d have a healthy little glow from his jogging, and he raked a hand through his hair to give it a little volume. He was fully aware of exactly how good he looked in comparison and just pissed off enough to decide he might as well use it.

He wanted to see if little miss ex could handle a taste of her own medicine.

“Oi, Sanji,” he called, finally making his way to the trio. Sanji’s shoulders jumped to his ears. Zoro thought he looked like an animal frozen in crosshairs, waiting for its instincts to lead it to fight or flee. He turned slowly to look at Zoro, his face in a very un-handsome expression of combined panic and agitation.

Zoro fought his instinct to give just as nasty an expression back knowing he was now being watched by the brunette; his little show had now officially begun. Instead, he gave Sanji an easy smile as he sauntered over to him, eyes only on him, pretending to not even notice the couple right in front of them. This, of course, only lead to Sanji scrunching up his face in incredulous confusion. If this idea was going to work Zoro was going to have to wipe that look right off him.

When he was beside him, Zoro slung an arm around Sanji’s shoulder, letting himself drape over the other. Sanji was only one centimeter shorter than him and just as strong, so it always surprised Zoro just a bit how slight his naturally thin frame felt in his arms. A small, stupid rush of protectiveness briefly filled his chest and for once Zoro indulged it letting himself draw Sanji close to him. Sanji went stiff as a board and his eyes blew open in surprise. Zoro took advantage of his surprise, not letting him even think about getting a kick in as he reached out with his other hand to grab hold of Sanji’s stubbled chin.

He drew the other in for a quick, soft kiss.

The sharp scent of tobacco filled Zoro’s senses, but underneath it lied the familiar aroma of spices that followed Sanji everywhere he went. The scent was familiar, but the feel of Sanji’s lips against his was new. For all the times he’d bitten a mark into Sanji’s pale flesh, nipping along skin usually hidden later by shirts, Zoro couldn’t actually remember them kissing. If they ever had, they certainly would never do it as gently as this. He counted to ten in his head, wanting the kiss to look real while still public-appropriate.

Zoro was perfectly prepared for Sanji to remain like cardboard, perfectly fine carrying the kiss by himself. Suddenly, though, as if some sort of switch had gone off, Sanji softened, easing into Zoro’s hold like butter into warm bread.

All at once Sanji’s plush lips gently pressed back, allowing his weight to fall where Zoro’s arms had guided it. The count in Zoro’s head faltered for a second, mind going dumb from shock. Zoro had kissed plenty of people before, was a damn good kisser himself, but somehow nothing had ever felt like this. There was something in the way Sanji relaxed into him, how perfectly their lips slotted together, and the sensory of the strong scents and rough stubble and pillowy softness of lips. It all made even such a simple kiss simply intoxicating. Had they really never done this before? Why the hell not?

At ten (or was it eleven? Twelve?) Zoro drew his head back, ending their kiss with the soft sound of lips parting. He didn’t go far, though, hand still on the other’s chin, their breath mixing in the space between them. He opened his eyes, not knowing when he’d closed them, to find Sanji staring at him with a dazed expression and a gentle, pink blush spread across his cheeks. Zoro couldn’t help but smile, a strange feeling like fondness welling up in his chest. It was probably just hormones, like always, reminding him of the other times he’d made the typically put-together Sanji blush in more heated circumstances. Yeah, that was it, had to be.

“Thanks for waiting,” Zoro said, for once owning up to being late. Sanji blinked owlishly at him, as if trying to place where they were and what they were supposed to be doing. At that cute look something compelled Zoro and he made no move to stop it, giving a sweet kiss to the bit of forehead poking out from blonde bangs as if in apology.

“Ahem?” an impatient voice said, jarring Zoro back into reality. When had he left? It was like he’d had complete tunnel vision. Now, though, the situation around him came back into sharp focus. The mild chill of the spring air, the bubbling fountain behind him, the obnoxious couple in front of him, the reason why he did what he just did. Yes, right, he’d had a reason for doing that. One, singular, solitary reason and absolutely no other. A mission, even. Right.

Zoro dropped Sanji’s chin, ignoring the tingle in his hand and the definitely non-existent desire to hold him elsewhere. He instead hooked his thumb in one of his belt loops and assumed a pose hanging off of Sanji who was now tucked rather snugly into his side. The girl had her arms crossed and looked huffy. He raised an eyebrow at the two, acting as if they’d been the ones to interrupt him. “Sorry, didn’t see you there,” Zoro said casually, just knowing an egotistical bitch like her would be bothered by that. Sure enough, the girl’s eye twitched just a bit. Zoro held back a smug smile at getting a reaction so easily. “And you would be?”

Indignation flashed in the girl’s eyes. Had Zoro asked that rudely? Oh, pardon him. She stood herself up to look taller, as if looking down on him despite being a few inches shorter. Zoro refused to be phased.

“I’m Alice,” the girl introduced herself, not bothering to introduce the boy with her. It was probably for the best as the boy’s eyes had followed Zoro’s thumb down to where it rested, clearly distracted.

“I’m sure Sanji has told you all about me,” she added with fake sweetness, an almost sadistic smile crawling up her face. Alice, right. Alice was definitely the name Sanji wailed into his empty wine glass when Zoro and the others had tried to take him out on a boys’ night to cheer him up. He actually used to kind of like that name, but now it was forever tainted with the memory of this haughty cunt in front of him.

Instead of admitting to the recollection, though, Zoro looked at her blankly. “Alice…” he said, as if mulling the name over. As if he needed to search long and hard to find any semblance of someone in Sanji’s past named Alice. “Hm,” he said at length, “no… I don’t really remember having heard about someone by that name. Have you ever mentioned an Alice, babe?”

Despite addressing him, Zoro didn’t dare look at Sanji’s face. Even just the hint of doubt or disbelief or anger from Sanji might be enough to shake Zoro off his game and have this all come crashing down more humiliating than when they’d started.

He looked at Alice, instead, who looked at him like he’d grown a second head. The very concept that Sanji might not have cried his heart out about her every day since their parting was clearly a new one. It made Zoro so happy to have so suddenly shut her down with just a few words.

“Hold on! W-we’ve met before!” Alice protested, apparently recognizing him now. Zoro noted that she didn’t wait for Sanji to confirm or deny if he’d ever deigned to mention her once their relationship had ended. Zoro wondered if she was scared to know. Hearing something like that from the man himself might just shake her precious little ego. Zoro would love to see that happen.

“Oh, we have?” Zoro asked mildly, showing a clear disinterest in whether they had or not. He pretended to mull the concept over in his head just as he had her name. He certainly remembered the party Sanji had brought her to. He remembered that it had sucked because her laugh was too annoying to ignore even from across the room and cross-eyed drunk. Finally, he shrugged simply, clearly not caring one way or another. “Guess it just wasn’t very memorable.”

At that Alice looked absolutely stricken, an arrow piercing directly into her pride. Bullseye, Zoro thought to himself, narrowly remembering to keep his face schooled. He so badly wanted to give her the same wolfish grin he reserved for his enemies at tournaments, but his own internal satisfaction would have to suffice.

In his peripheral, Zoro saw Sanji take a long drag off his cigarette. Hopefully that meant he was willing to quietly play along. Possibly it meant he thought Zoro had genuinely forgotten about her and that he was about to get pummeled into a paste in about five seconds.

“S-So then, you two? You’re together then?” Alice asked, clearly affronted and looking for something to refill her sails. Zoro wondered if she was beginning to consider him her replacement. He wondered how he measured up.

Suddenly, though, she seemed then to get herself a second wind, puffing herself up in her coat. Zoro refrained from frowning, if just barely. And here he’d been winning.

“It’s so adorable to see new couples, isn’t it Darek, sweetie?” she said sweetly, grabbing on to her boy’s sleeve. The boy in question nodded absentmindedly, eyes locked on where Zoro was oh-so-incidentally toying at the waistband of his boxers with his thumb. A charming one, wasn’t he? “We’ve been together for four months now. It’s just so hard to find the one you’re truly meant to be with, but so rewarding to know they’re all yours. How long has your cute little thing been going on for?”

So she was considering him to be her replacement. Moreover, it seemed clear that if that were the case, he’d be the winner. This was her alternative hypothesis, the situation that would set the world just a little bit more right than it was right then. If their relationship was new she could brush it all off as certain to be doomed in a week or two, as so many new relationship were. Well, he’d better set her little worries to rest, now shouldn’t he?

“This little love bug,” Zoro said, pressing a sweet kiss to Sanji’s cheek, forcibly holding the other’s shoulder’s down when they jumped, “Has been all mine since August.” Would he most likely be paying for “love bug” with his very life later? Yes, yes he would. But it was so, so very worth it to see Alice’s face as she did the math. Zoro distinctly recalled The Wailing Remembrance of Alice having begun in that hot and muggy summer month. Logically, then, that made Zoro one hell of a rebound, and one that stuck quite nicely, too.

Alice was clearly taken aback, her refilled sails deflating again catastrophically. The cutesie pda, Zoro’s complete disinterest in with her, and the dawning evidence that maybe Sanji hadn’t been so hopelessly lost without her was doing exactly the job Zoro had hoped it would.

“B-but I thought you two hated each other!” She cried, looking between the two and sounding a bit desperate, “That you couldn’t stand in the same room without arguing!”

She, of course, had seen firsthand at the party the animosity between the two. She also had probably had to sit through at least a couple sessions of Sanji bitching about whatever thing Zoro had done to purposefully annoy him. Well, Zoro figured, you know what they say: when in doubt, gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss.

“Oh?” Zoro said, cocking his head to the side, “Why do you say that?” He said it as if she was insane, as if she hadn’t seen their fights herself, as if they weren’t literally known for their arguments with each other. He said it like it was completely and entirely natural for them to be like this now. It helped that Sanji hadn’t moved an inch, hadn’t given a single physical sign that this wasn’t exactly what they usually did. He made it seem like he was perfectly comfortable being held close to Zoro’s chest. That it was where he belonged.

They had even, in fact, gone a whole five minutes without arguing.

Alice’s mouth opened and closed for a minute, her mind clearly trying to calculate and recalculate this encounter, but the numbers just didn’t seem to be adding up in her favor. Zoro almost pitied her, except that she had very much started it and brought all this upon herself.

Finally, she looked to her boy as if for some sort of support. All she found was that his attention was firmly on Zoro’s chest, eating up the eye candy readily. He even went as far as to lick his lips.

“Darek!” Alice scolded under her breath, scandalized, slapping his chest for attention.

“Ow!” Darek said, shocked out of whatever daydream he’d been having.

Zoro finally let himself give a toothy smile. He considered his damage officially done. Alice had clearly been knocked down a peg or two, and her little walking-wallet of a boyfriend had been reduced from oh-so successful businessman to just another ogler looking for the next pretty thing. This was a resounding victory.

Now for a victorious escape out of this situation as fast as possible.

“Come on, babe,” Zoro said, turning his head to nuzzle into Sanji’s hair. How did he always forget just how soft those golden strands were? “I’ve made you wait long enough. I owe you a date.”

Zoro smiled into the last sentence, making it sound like their “date” was the only thing on his mind. Like he’d been thinking all week long about getting to see the other, the thought being his lone reason to keep going day after day. Which couldn’t be farther from the truth, obviously. There had been absolutely zero percent of him that had put any emphasis on this little outing even once this past week. He hadn’t done laundry for the express purpose of having something he liked to wear, he hadn’t trimmed up his sideburns and played with different hair products all week, and he definitely was not currently wearing cologne. The smile was simply an affectation of the truth, just for the sake of the ruse. That’s it.

Before anyone had time to say anything more, Zoro gently ushered Sanji to turn away from the other couple. To his relief, Sanji went willingly.

“W-wha-hey! Wait a minute!” Alice blustered, stomping a foot.

“It was nice meeting you,” Zoro said, not even looking back at her, just waving his free hand slightly.

“I told you, we already met!” she fumed, but Zoro paid it absolutely no mind. He grinned like an absolute shark, amazed he was getting away with this.

“Wait!” She yelled again.

Then, she played dirty.

“Sanji,” she said, a whimper in her voice.

Sanji stopped dead in his tracks. Zoro did too, not wanting to have to actually drag the other. He closed his eyes and cursed in his head. They had been so close.

Sanji took a long drag off his cigarette. As he sucked in, the moment seemed to stretch out, becoming longer than it was before. Finally, he blew a long exhale, smoke leaving his mouth fluidly. He tapped the ash off the end of his cigarette, dropped it to the pavement, and ground it out with his toe.

Zoro didn’t look at his face. He didn’t want to see even an ounce of hurt from such a stupid, shallow, nobody of a girl. It was so ridiculous for someone like that to make someone like Sanji feel anything at all, let alone pain. It made bile rise in Zoro’s throat and blood rush in his ears, but he kept his cool. He’d tried his rescue strategy. This was now nothing but Sanji’s fight.

Sanji turned his head over their shoulders. Zoro expected whimpering or pitiful noises, or maybe simply his standard gushing. Assurances that Alice still lived in his heart, that she always would. He’d tell her that she was the most beautiful girl in the world, that nobody could compare, that he would never want anyone else more than he wanted her. Zoro felt an unusual nausea in his gut.

“It was good to see you, Alice!” Sanji called brightly, his tone clear of any whining or gooeyness, much to Zoro’s surprise. No hurt? No presentation of wounds? No flattery? No begging?

“I’m glad you’re doing well.” Zoro was nearly in shock; Sanji sounded completely genuine. Did he… get over her? Just now? In this moment?

He hazarded a look at Sanji’s face and found a brilliantly beaming smile that reached his clear blue eyes. It was a smile that could put a thousand suns to shame, a smile that could launch a thousand ships, a smile worth the world over in gold and then some. Somehow, Sanji was really, truly happy.

Something inside Zoro absolutely melted and something else bloomed warm in his chest.

Before Zoro could even start to think about processing that, Sanji turned to him, and he was simply lost. For a brief second that stretched into minutes, days, years even, nothing else existed but him and Sanji and Sanji’s blue eyes shining back at him. He wanted nothing more than to kiss the beautiful man in front of him.

Then Sanji spoke, and Zoro forced himself out of that moment. Back to reality. Again, when had he left? He couldn’t recall.

“Come on, then, dearest,” Sanji jeered, his eyes now gleaming mischievously and smile saccharine sweet as he prodded. Zoro cognitively knew that he was always annoyed by that expression yet couldn’t seem to summon up the actual feeling of being annoyed. “I believe you promised me shopping?” Zoro felt a hand slip into the far back pocket of his jeans.

Now they really did look like a disgustingly lovey-dovey honeymoon-stage couple out for a date. Sanji gave his ass a teasing squeeze, snickering as Zoro felt his whole face grow red hot. Who had initiated the touching again? It couldn’t possibly have been him. This was far too intimate for him to have started, surely.

Zoro gulped heavily and remembered that he had a part to play here. He once again ushered them forward down the street. The last thing he heard from the girl – her name already returning to a blank spot in Zoro’s mind – was her yelling at her boyfriend to get his jaw off the ground and stop drooling already.

Zoro let Sanji lead them down a couple blocks, dazed and distracted. During the whole encounter he’d kept himself perfectly calm, but now that it was over his heart was beating hard in his chest. He replayed the whole scene in his head, impossibly surprised that it actually worked. How in the hell had it actually worked? How had they passed so easily for an actual couple?

Zoro was still wondering at how miraculous their success was when Sanji broke his concentration.

“Hey, Zoro,” Sanji said, casually as can be, leading them down some sort of alley between buildings.

“Yeah?” Zoro grunted, freshly shaken from his thoughts.

“Could you do me a favor?”

“What do you want, shit cook?”

“Well, would you mind ever so terribly-“ Suddenly, a foot came flying at his face and Zoro was too startled to block it in time, “-GETTING YOUR BIG, DUMB GORILLA HANDS OFF OF ME!”

Zoro went flying into the wall of the alley, back hitting with a sharp snap of pain. He was fine, though, nothing he couldn’t brush off.

“What the hell was that for?” Zoro scowled. He peaked at the wall behind him; the brick was only cracked a little, just barely resembling the outline of a person. Nothing identifying, so it was fine.

“Don’t fucking touch me,” Sanji sneered, adjusting the collar of his button-up and dusting off his pants as if the mere presence of Zoro in his bubble was sullying.

“Heh, I can think of a few times you’ve liked me touching you just fine,” Zoro retorted, wiggling his brows suggestively.

“You’re such a pervert,” Sanji said with disgust.

“You’re one to talk, love cook, swooning after a girl with her boyfriend literally right next to her.” Zoro swiped his thumb under his nose, checking for blood and finding none. Nothing seemed broken, that was good.

“Hey!” Sanji protested, looking angry. Had Zoro gone to far with bringing it up already? He knew the situation wasn’t exactly typical. Still, the whole thing still kind of pissed him off, so why shouldn’t he talk about it? “I didn’t ask for your help back there!”

“Oh?” Zoro asked, a smirk coming to his face, “So you admit that what I did was helpful?”

Sanji’s face grew red, frustration and agitation clear. “Oh, go die in a hole, you moron.”

“Whatever,” Zoro shrugged, putting his hands in his pockets, and leaning against the cracked brick coolly, “I was just pissed off, that’s all.”

“You?” Sanji asked condescendingly, “What the hell did you have to be pissed off about?”

“Don’t like that girl, is all,” Zoro answered plainly, closing his eyes as he relaxed, his heart rate finally dropping back to normal after all the excitement. The physical distance from Sanji and the sting of pain had broken his strange headspace. He was feeling like his usual self again, now. No weird, overly emotional thoughts swirling around. “Didn’t like her when you talked about her, didn’t like her when you brought her around, and I didn’t like her when I saw her just now, either.”

Zoro could feel Sanji study him for a moment, as if trying to decide if he bought that. “And what exactly has she done to you to make you hate her so much?”

Zoro huffed, rather done with the interrogation despite it hardly having begun. “I just can’t stand her attitude, that’s all. She’s so holier-than-thou, and then goes around parading herself like she’s the best thing since sliced bread.” The nerve of that girl, honestly. Zoro worked up a little mucus in his mouth and spit at the ground. “She thinks she can just waltz around hurting people to make herself feel better. Pisses me off.”

“Hey, you can’t say that about a beautiful lady!”

“Oh, piss off,” Zoro said, rolling his eyes, “First of all as far as I could tell she wasn’t even that good looking, average at best.” He will fully admit to his radar being finely attuned to men only, though, so maybe he’s wrong, but she really didn’t seem like anything special to him. “And secondly you never would have taken that kind of crap from a guy. You would have kicked him to the moon and back the second he tried that shit. But with her, and every other woman ever, you let her walk all over you. Not exactly a good idea when the girl’s a grade-A bitch.”

They stood there in that alley for a long moment, Sanji just watching Zoro and Zoro just watching him back. They both knew he was right.

“Tch,” Sanji spat at length, “I was raised a ladies’ man, and that’s just how it is.” Zoro knew that, too. This wouldn’t change anything. He doesn’t know how it happened, but somehow that behavior just got hard coded into Sanji. It was fine except that it was annoying and opened him up so easily to those who would misuse his kindness. There weren’t many of Sanji’s exes that Zoro didn’t outright hate, now that he thought about it, and certainly none that he properly liked. Maybe that was why.

“And anyway,” Sanji cut in, breaking Zoro’s wandering thoughts, “Why the hell do you care how I’m treated anyway?”

What? Did he say that? No way he’d said that. “I don’t!” He didn’t! Zoro felt his face grow hot, which didn’t make any sense. This was stupid. “I-It’s just the principal of the matter, is all!”

“Oh really?” Sanji asked, clearly unconvinced.

“Shut the hell up, bastard,” Zoro snapped, now really well and truly done with this whole affair. He took a breath, cooling himself down. Sanji always got him so worked up it was stupid. “Whatever, believe whatever the hell you want, I already told you the truth. She was a cunt and that’s all there is to it.”

The words clearly ticked Sanji off, but that was good, got him distracted from whatever bullshit he was spewing about Zoro caring about him or something. Idiot.

“You know, you could really do with learning some good manners towards ladies.” Sanji scowled.

“Yeah, yeah,” Zoro said, waving off the idea for the billionth time. “Last time I treated a girl any differently she caved my head in with a stick. Won’t be making that mistake twice.”

“What’s that supposed to mean?” Sanji asked, making a dumb face as if Zoro had said some sort of convoluted metaphor.

“Forget about it,” Zoro dismissed, having not intended to bring Kuina into this. He shoved off the wall and decided it was time to get out of this alley and back to what they came here for.

“Whatever,” Sanji said, rolling his eyes, apparently too done with Zoro to bother to pry.

Zoro walked until he was passing Sanji by, heading toward the mouth of the alley. Sanji stood silently, looking like he was thinking about something.

Just as he passed, Sanji said something quietly, “She really was a bit mean, wasn’t she?”

Zoro stopped there, just in front of the other. He didn’t get it. He didn’t know why Sanji was like this. Why was it so impossibly hard for him to admit when a woman was bad to him? So inconceivable to fight back? It made Zoro so impossibly upset sometimes. But here he was with this one little admittance. This one time this one woman was a bit mean to him. Zoro shouldn’t shoot this down. He couldn’t bring himself to if he wanted.

“Yeah,” Zoro huffed, a bit of a smile playing on his lips with the magnitude of the understatement. “And stupid too,” he added.

“Stupid?” Sanji asked, hackles raised all over again, “What the hell do you mean by that?”

“Sheesh, isn’t it obvious?” Zoro asked, huffing a short laugh through his nose, “First she dates you, which already brands her as an idiot –“

“Hey!”

“- And then she brings around that chump as if he’s supposed to somehow make you jealous. Seriously, as if he’d ever hold a candle to you.” What a joke.

Sanji didn’t say anything to that, and Zoro looked back curiously.

Sanji was just staring at him, eyes a little wide and face dusted pink. “Hah?” Zoro questioned, one eyebrow quirked. “What, did I say something wrong?”

Sanji looked at him for a moment longer, the silence stretching between them yet carrying surprisingly little tension. Finally, Sanji seemed to shake himself out of it. “It’s nothing, moss-for-brains. And get out of my way,” he said, shoving Zoro by the face.

“Hey! Cut it out!” Zoro yelled, shoving Sanji’s hand off his face.

“Ah, deal with it, grass-head,” Sanji said, pulling out a cigarette and his lighter, “Let’s find whatever the hell kind of present Luffy would want already.”

Zoro grumbled but followed along, ready to get this errand over with and the weird events of ten minutes ago behind him. This event would be receiving absolutely no post-facto analysis. There wasn’t a single thought, feeling, or action that needed a second look at or processing time to rectify with his current world view, and he was eager to put it all out of his head.

“And hey,” Sanji said. Zoro sighed inward, sure this was going to be something weird about the thing that just happened, “Thanks.”

Yup. Weird. Weird, weird, weird. It was so weird for Sanji to thank him, he almost hated it. He did hate it. He absolutely definitely hated it. That must be what the rosy feeling in his chest was: hate for how weird it was.

“Yeah, well, you know,” Zoro said, shrugging the whole ordeal off as they did with almost everything that’s happened between them, “Don’t mention it.”

This, as so much else, would be their little secret.

A comfortable silence rested between them as they each took a moment to breathe.

“By the way, are you wearing cologne?”

“IN YOUR DREAMS!”

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If the Straw Hats Had a Reality Show Dedicated to Pirates Headcanon! Ft: Law!

With how infamous the pirate crew gotten, it was only natural that they were soon granted the rights to have their own reality show, like other famous pirates in the Grand Line and the New World.

Get ready for Keeping Up with the Straw Hats!

Luffy: Whether it was his strength, or his childlike innocence, Luffy was a fan favorite!

He often ignored the producers suggestions to make the show more interesting.

Luffy didn’t like when the producers told him to punch a random person on the street when they were visiting an island.

Was not getting paid, as he owed the producers over 10,000 berris for punching the camera one time in anger, when the director attempted to take his meat away. The director was only making a suggestion for a much healthier diet for the star of the show.

Luffy also skipped out on a lot of confessional sessions. Mainly because he really didn’t have much to hide to begin with. But if he did go, it was mainly to either show appreciation for his crew or to make public declarations:

“Sanji’s cooking the BEST!”

“Do we get free meat with this show?”

“I’m going to kick Mingo’s ass!”

Zoro: The viewers found Zoro amusing! Whether it be him constantly getting lost, or his heated arguments with Sanji. The producers would rush over to him, cameras and all whenever they caught the two together.

Zoro was surprisingly popular with female viewers. They enjoyed watching him sweat whenever he would work out in the crows nest.

Zoro didn’t care about the show really. Just as long as he gets to work out, drink booze, and sleep, he’s good.

The producers always looked forward to his confessionals after he fights with Sanji:

“That damn shitty cook! Just who the hell does he think he is?!”

“That curly brow dumbass is gonna get himself killed one of these days!”

Sanji: Was angry that Zoro was racking in more views from the female viewers than he was!

Why him?! Why not me?!

He kicked the camera man straight in the chin when he told him that Zoro was naturally more popular than he was.

Sanji desperately tried to win over the female viewers by showing off his fighting skills or his culinary expertise.

He was excited when he finally got some fan mail from the fans!

It turned out to be from the okamas though…

If Sanji went to the confessionals, it was usually to cry about why women weren’t interested in him…or to talk shit about Zoro:

“Just what does he have that I don’t on this show?”

“Why aren’t all the beautiful ladies watching me?”

Little did Sanji know, he caught the eyes of Violet and Pudding.

Nami: An absolute slut for the camera! The producers LOVED her!

One couldn’t tell who was using who more. All that mattered was what would bring them more views and more money.

Whenever it was filming time, Nami would purposely wear a bikini without the jeans to draw in the male viewing audience.

Add the extra seductive act she would put on, and nosebleeds would cover millions of transponder snail television screens.

Loved to give tours of the Sunny and show off her designer clothes.

Would parade around the islands, using Momonosuke as an accessory to manipulate the fans into loving her more.

Nami LOVED to take advantage of the fanbase, often subtly asking for gifts mainly money through the fan mail she receives. Next to Robin, she had the most.

Nami became very vain and strict with the crew on how to present themselves for the camera and had to keep members like Luffy in check to make sure he didn’t do anything stupid to cause the show to be cancelled. But just in case, as a backup, she could always start an Only Fans.

One might say that the fame and fortune was getting to her head, as she would purposely start up drama whenever she was out on an island. Would probably steal from a city mayor if it meant she could get the fans taking for weeks.

Whenever she was in the confessionals, it was mainly to complain about Luffy’s or Zoro’s antics.

Would probably shit talk about Robin, although faking it the whole time, to get some drama started:

“Honestly! I wish Luffy would just use some common sense for once!”

“Robin thinks she’s all that! But everyone knows, I’m the prettiest girl on the show!”

“I’ll let you film me in the bath. It’ll cost you 1 million beri!”

Franky: Loved the camera! One sided on the producers part since they didn’t enjoy Franky’s sense of…ahem…style.

He would dance, be loud, or show off his cool body.

If he was in the confessional room, it was to complain openly to the producers on why they did him dirty.

“Hey! I saw last weeks episode! Why did you cut my scene out, bro?!”

Ussop: Although not nearly as popular as Nami, Ussop was interesting enough to get some viewers watching the show, even unintentionally.

Ussop used the show to make himself seem cooler, mainly through the confessionals.

The lies he told caught the attention of viewers worldwide, though very few could sees past his lies.

The producers didn’t care, so long as there were viewers.

“Yes it was I! The Great Captain Ussop who defeated CP9!”

“Wait wait! Cut that out! Cut that scene out! I meant SniperKing!”

Chopper: The Worlds Favorite Cutie Pie!

Choppers looks alone were enough to win the hearts of viewers! Mostly the female reindeer mink.

Combine that with his child like innocence and he’s instantly a popular household name!

On top of that he already has many sponsorships from multiple sweet brands. (Mainly cotton candy ones.)

Choppers pretty shy on camera and often does his usual dance when he’s nervous. The audience eats it up.

He doesn’t gossip. When it comes to confessionals, he’s usually talking about Zoro’s recklessness when it comes to bandages, or Sanji’s nose bleeding habits.

Jimbei: Not particular interested in TV or fame, but used being on TV to his advantage to spread his word and try stop discrimination against fishmen.

The producers found him boring and didn’t look forward to filming him, especially at confessionals…but at the very least, he was able to bring in views due to his former status as a warlord.

Robin: Had many admirers! She enjoyed being on the show. Often is seen on screen on a lavish shopping trip with Nami.

She does her part to make the show more interesting, whether it is be her dark sense of humor or putting her devil fruit powers to good use.

She once used it on a producer when he asked her to do something suggestive for views. After that, the producers never messed with her again, out of fear for their lives.

Not much for confessionals though, except when she’s expressing how amused she is at Luffy’s antics.

She may appeared to be calm and quiet but you better believe that the rumors she would stir up, would get the people talking!

Piers Morgans was having a field day with the headlines:

“Did Cat Burgler Nami Get Breast Implants?!”

“Roronoa Zoro: Honorable Swordsmen or Man Thot?! Gets Caught Sleeping with Wano’s Most Beautiful Woman!”

“Is Monkey D Luffy, Secretly Seeing His Crewmates Sister From the Germa Kingdom?!”

Brook: Fans loved seeing Soul King on screen. In some episodes he’s either playing music or he’s attempting a panty raid in Nani’s room. Which often results in him getting beat up by her every time.

Anything he says in the confessional‘s ends up with his signature laugh.

Law: Made a special guest appearance since starting hiw alliance with Luffy.

You can imagine his look of surprise, when the crew showed up on Punk Hazard with a camera crew and all.

He wasn’t at all interested in being on TV. His famous “I hate bread” made him an instant fan favorite. And meme along the fanbase.

He didn’t like that…

Law hated being followed around by the camera crew on the Thousand Sunny or when he simply just wanted peace. He frequently scolded the producers to stop or told Luffy to call off the cameras, but neither listened.

He only wanted to discuss the alliance plans in private with the crew and didn’t want the producers to catch any of it for the world to see.

As time went on, and Law was getting sucked into the Straw Hat shenanigans. He found himself wandering into the confessional where he would frequently complain about the crew. Mainly the captain.

“Mugiwara-ya will be the death of me…”

“Rorona-ya has no sense of direction…”

“How has the crew survived this long? They don’t ever strategize when it comes to making a plan!”

Viewer Reactions:

Sabo: Enjoys watching his little brother on screen, and always has a good laugh. Koala would often scold him for abandoning his duties to go watch the show.

Hancock: Would briefly abandon her duties as Pirate Empress for the whole day if it meant, she could watch Luffy on screen.

Took up most of his fan mail, and gifts that had meat.

Hancock would be envious of Nami and Robin on her screen, wishing she was their with Luffy.

Mihawk: Reality shows weren’t his usual choice of television entertainment, but he did watch, soley to watch over Zoro’s progress as a swordsmen. He would lie if Perona asked him if he found what he saw the slightest bit amusing.

Ace: He got a kick out watching his little brother on screen. Often laughing at Luffy’s antics. He saw that Luffy’s crew was slowly riding in more views on the reality show The WhiteBeard Pirates had. Ace wasn’t too worried but he knew he had to step it up.

Shanks: Often shaking his head and smiling in amusement at the sight of Luffy on screen. Would sometimes watch the show with Ace as the two spoke fondly of him.

Big Mom: Was furious that Luffy was racking in more views than her crew combined. Everyone used to love Big Mom’s wedding cake special episodes.

“MUGIWARAAAAA!” *Smashes TV*

Garp: Nearly choked on his crackers at the sight of his crazy grandson invading his screen.

“LUFFY NOOOOOO!”

Smoker: If any marine soldier was caught watching, Keeping Up with the Straw Hats, you better believe that he’ll would be raised at HQ. in secret though, he would watch it. Not for entertainment, but more so to study the Straw Hats moves.

Buggy: Screeching out in jealously seeing Straw Hat Luffy was popular enough to be given his own show and not him.

Kid: Was sitting at a bar one night and spat out his drink in anger at the sight of Straw Hat on his screen.

Nearly popped a blood vessel when he saw Law on screen.

“The hell?! Even Trafalgar?! How come those bastards get their own show?!”

Killer remained silent. He knew the reason why the Kid Pirates never picked up the rights to a pirate reality show was because of how scary Kid was.

Dragon: Used the show as a way to keep up with his son. Although in secret, since he didn’t want his army to notice.

Germa 66: Mixed reactions.

“That’s no son of mine.” Judge would say.

Reiju giggled at the sight of the screen. After a mission, she would look forward to watching the show to see her brother.

Ichiji, Niji, and Yonji expressed annoyance and criticized Sanji. Although would never admit that they were each jealous that Sanji got to be on a reality show instead of the Germa Kingdom itself.

Yamato: Wants to be on the show. Not for the fame, but mainly to spread the word and tell the world what a horrible father, Kaido is and spread Oden’s legacy to the world.

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