#LILY SHUT UP!!!

[oh-katsuki]

Office au Katsuki where you’re fuck buddies with Deku. Deku let’s Katsuki in on it one day, and now he can’t get the idea of it out of his head. How it should be him. Who knows, maybe Deku would let him share

oh CHRIST. after he finds out, katsuki starts to notice you and izuku's office interactions. watches the way you two converse so casually, the little touches, the way you laugh at his jokes and get flustered when he does.

katsuki jealously wonders how it works. you're both (seemingly) just a little shy of bold. he can't help but picture the way the two of you might sneak into a closet in the office and paw anxiously at each other's clothes. warm and flushed faces only inches apart. sharing the body heat of embarrassment and need. yeah, that really won't do.

of course, seeing it in the office now, he sort of wonders how he didn't see it earlier.

#[ 🏩 – chatting ] #[ ☎️ – frequent callers ] #LILY SHUT UP!!! #GOD IM MISERABLE FOR HIM #DENWAJVNREWjkgv;rne' #but also... this is so... HNNGGG

[arturgnojek]

this will never NOT be fucking crazy

#“ronan who could want anyone but chose adam for his hungry eyes” SHUT UP #maggie im at your door #the raven cycle #trc #maggie stiefvater #adam parrish #ronan lynch #pynch #blue lily lily blue

[homolobotomized]

top ten luffy pics ever

#op #one piece #luffy #shut up homo #amazon lily luffy is so important......

[saintchaser]

list of things that the marauders fandom made up: a summary

the marauders naming themselves the marauders. there is no evidence for it, and on the map, it is written the marauder's map. the marauder is a synonym of some sorts to rascal, raider

james "fleamont" potter and sirius "orion" black. remus (john) is the only one who has a canon middle name, actually

on that note, lily's middle name. jean, jane, jolene. the only (canon) thing we know about it is that it starts with a j

the personalities of sirius black, james potter, peter pettigrew, remus lupin, lily evans, (characters that have been given little backstory), barty crouch, mary macdonald, (characters that have been mentioned once or twice or, on barty's case, given almost little to no backstory) marlene mckinnon, dorcas meadowes, regulus black, pandora lovegood (literally dead when the series started)

their relationships with each other and the ways that they interact (enemies to lovers dorlene, best friends to lovers marylily, the very exact dynamics between the marauders and other characters, even the dynamic between the black brothers)

grant chapman

all the other marauders era character ocs

almost all of the ships (besides jily and fralice): wolfstar, jegulus, jegulily, nobleflower, marylily, marylene, dorlene, dorlily, pandorcas, rosekiller the list goes on and on

the idea that the prank has been something dramatic that had put a strain on their relationship. sirius seems to be showing no remorse about it whatsoever, remus seems very unbothered

the fact that sirius had long hair before azkaban, too. (he canonically has short hair. moody, in the order picture, described him as "sirius, before he had long hair.")

remus' scars. they are, not once, mentioned or described in canon

remus being a casanova. once again, no canon evidence. the only one of them who seems to have been interesting to the hogwarts population was sirius, who seemed "uninterested"

james and sirius being "dumb". they're one of the only characters in the series, along with hermione granger and a few others, who are described as "exceptionally bright" and "exceptionally smart"

pretty much the whole lore

#guilty as charged (for so many of them) #feel free to add to this! i just find it so funny that we made up our own canon like. silly little gays making stuff abt queer dead wizards #is this a call out for myself? why yes it kind of is 😭 #also the john in remus' name is so british like. john. *john* #okay i'll shut up #sirius black #remus lupin #james potter #peter pettigrew #marlene mckinnon #dorcas meadowes #lily evans #mary macdonald #regulus black #pandora lovegood #evan rosier #barty crouch jr #wolfstar #dorlene #jegulus #jegulily #thoughts

[thapunqueen]

Since i havent had any time to draw anything in the past month or so heres just a complete DUMP of random fallout shit ive made for yall as a uhhh my bad therell be art soon..maybe

#punzos been a little busayyy #fallout #fallout new vegas #fnv #craig boone #arcade gannon #veronica santangelo #rose of sharon cassidy #lily bowen #oh wow surprise surprise most of these include boone #fallout memes #fallout shitpost #im not even gonna tag myron #pregnant moodboard was actually made by a bestie so IF kit sees this I CREDITED YOU SHUT UP

[theinvisiblemuseum]

introducing… evan(s)

#evan rosier #lily evans #evan(s) #they’ve taken over my entire brain #i won’t shut up about them ever #so ofc they got the natalia charlie treatment those r my parents #invisible museum

[squash1]

gentle reminder that the epilogue in greywaren healed the world:

#LIKE SHUT UP #BUT ALSO NEVER STOP TALKING #I LOVE GREYWAREN #greywaren #gangsey #the dreamer trilogy #mister impossible #call down the hawk #trc #ronan lynch #adam parrish #the raven cycle #blue sargent #richard campbell gansey iii #pynch #adam and ronan #the raven boys #blue lily lily blue #henry cheng #the dream thieves #the gangsey #blusey #declan lynch #matthew lynch #tdt #mine

[dubblebubbleibuprofen]

Thinking thoughts. Big thoughts.

#and the tree was happy #shut up #saw #chainshipping #what fucking name is that btw I thought they were joking when I first saw that #get it #thoroughbreds #thoroughbred script #lily reynolds #amanda x lily #olivia cooke #saw 2004 #lawrence gordon #adam faulkner stanheight #web weaving #saw script #knit #words #comparatives

[lilyharvord]

All you hoes claiming Maven is King Ruthless/Angst boy extraordinaire have clearly never met Prince Corrick “I have murdered and tortured many MANY people and have to physically hold myself back so I don’t make the woman I love hopelessly sad even when she’s not around but I will do those things if I have to at the expense of others because I love my brother and will do anything to keep him on the throne and will do vile things to save my skin and the skin of only those I care about” of Kandala and it fucking shows.

#he’s literally a merciless fucking asshole #who is cunning and wicked and vile sometimes #but fucking hell if it’s not HOT #He is the only anti-hero I would ever root for #I never loved maven #but Corrick #Corrick can fucking GET THIS #defend the dawn #destroy the day #defy the night #Corrick #Corrick and Tessa are what the mareven fans WANT mareven to be #sorry not sorry but he is faaaaar more edgelord than maven #(and far more superior) sorry not sorry #(*shut up lily*) #I said what I said Red queen fandom #you heard me #red queen #I’ll say it with my fucking chest in that tag #go ahead and come for me #I’m too old for this but I’m spoiling for a fight #glass sword #kings cage #war storm #maven calore

[padfootastic]

please say more about jilypad + diverging parenting styles... perhaps even a possible scenario >:) i imagine harry has very cunning tactics for using this to his advantage

helloooooo <3 thank u for this ask bc i love talking about these three and harry. i went looking thru the archives to find this post; my first foray into this side, and really, i’ve never looked back after that.

so i’ve talked ab this a bit before but i fully think that james was a very overprotective ‘mother hen’ type parent. i tend to read his behaviour in lily’s bday letter to sirius as being scared of his child on a broomstick and i fully, fully think he’ll never be able to let go of that as harry grows up. he’ll be anxious and suspicious and paranoid, and his first instant will always be to wrap harry up in cotton wool and hide him away. (i low-key connect this to his childhood as well; going from being spoiled and sheltered to dropped in the middle of a war, black & white thinking, living in extremes etc etc makes it v hard for him to be Normal about his child. as he shouldn’t be, really, but yeah) that’s why he thrives during the initial years; he never minds the hard parts of being a new parent, loves it in fact, and it makes it better that he can keep harry close to him at all times w/o coming off as a helicopter parent (not that the notion bothers him ofc).

it’s good, then, that he has two partners to even the scales, no? i think lily was the most…balanced out of the three. she had a relatively normal childhood, grew up in a working class family/neighbourhood and had to deal w adversity from a young age so she’s developed a nice, thick skin. she also has a sibling with whom she has a v rocky relationship so she knows that kids are, ykno, a bit unhinged. and a little bit of hardship is not a problem. i hc her as needing time to get used to parenthood, unlike james who stepped into it natural as breathing, or even sirius who loved harry on much on first sight that it made up for everything else. ofc lily loved her son, but it didn’t come w the same blinding intensity of her partners and made her feel really shitty in the beginning. but, i think she’d shine during his teen years actually, because she’s not overbearing or intense and becomes the quiet, calm strength that a hormonal, spotty teen boy would probably need.

and sirius <3 our poor baby falls in love with harry, perhaps even more quickly than james, with such startling speed that it shakes his entire foundation. he doesn’t regret it but he’s constantly discombobulated. i also imagine that…it takes him longer to settle into the role of parent, esp bc he’s not biologically one ykno? not like it matters to anyone, ofc, but it takes him a long time to truly accept his authority and place, to believe that he has just as much right as j&l to be there, to parent harry. this has the consequence of him always being more indulgent than the other two; after all, he considered himself a godfather before a parent and a lot of that thinking stayed. he lets harry get away with stuff the others might not (and the little mf figures this out later); some of it also comes from sirius seeing so much shit, and facing so much shit himself, that he rationalises a lot of stuff as ‘well, this isn’t the worst it can be, so what’s the harm’ (because his life has been such a roller coaster that he’s forgotten that not everyone’s like that, if that makes sense?)

its obviously not this clear cut but i imagine harry looks at it like this: if he needs unconditional love, he goes to james; rationality and logic, lily; acceptance and calm, sirius. when someone has to be beat up for hurting harry, james steps in. if he needs help burying a body, it’s sirius. dealing with some asshole boss/teacher/classmate’s mother who’s making harry’s life hell? lily. i can keep going but,,,u get the idea, right? this makes sense, i hope lol

i actually think harry’s first birthday is a great example. sirius pushes the boundaries by gifting lil harry a broom; james loses his mind running after him; lily places an industrial sticking charm on harry’s butt, leans back with a glass of wine, and enjoys the show. even as he grows up, lily and james act as the disciplinarian, and sirius is the emotional outlet. all of them fill in each other’s cracks so well, and it’s only when harry grows up that he realises how effortlessly they worked off each other to parent him.

also oh man o man. harry being cunning is,,,,,see, i’ve not considered it this far but it makes perfect sense. i think canon harry actually had so much manipulative energy and it’s often overlooked for his goofier traits but! this is the same dude who used his dead parents to trick slughorn into revealing sensitive info! imagine if that could be channelled into his jilypad interactions 😈

it’s like, it takes him a bit, because his three parents r so smooth, but once he realises that all of them have certain weak spots, he does NOT hesitate to exploit them. (it has the unintended consequence of truly strengthening the jilypad relationship into an unbreakable one bc one thing their kid taught them is to have ironclad communication going at all times so nothing they’ve said, or not said, is used against them). so like, he knows if he wants to sneak out to a party, it has to be sirius and in a specific way—‘i’ll be totally safe, papa, plus i really wanna see what it’s like and idk when it’ll get a chance to again’. if he widens his eyes to pitiful levels, pouts a little, and blinks faster than usual, then james is putty in his arms as long as he’s separated from the other two. divide and conquer becomes the main tool in harry’s arsenal, actually. lily’s the toughest nut to crack, purely bc she doesn’t run on emotions or irreverence, but harry soon learns that if he comes up with a solid, logical case that proves his argument has unbiased merit then he has a good chance of getting her to say yes. (this is good, bc u can arrange words in the correct order, but u can’t always control emotions)

so overall yeah, you’d think one kid + 3 parents would be an easy bet, but harry keeps them on their toes all the fkn time.

#sirius black #james potter #lily evans #jilypad #harry potter #i knew before i even started this that it would be ridiculously long lmao #i just cannot bring myself to shut up #wrt lily and harry’s baby years #i feel v v strongly ab motherhood not coming naturally to her #and becoming a very sore point for her. bc she sees james and sirius and she keeps blaming herself for being an unfeeling robot #when she’s not. she just thinks more logically than them and doesn’t feel as strongly. that doesn’t make her a bad mother #and no matter what j & s say a small part of always thinks like that. until the teen years. and suddenly the dynamics r reversed #bruh i think i need help it’s not even funny how not hinged i am for this trio lmao #there also! padfoot! #a while ago i wrote a lil thing. but i fully believe that whenever harry was emotionally distraught he’d actually go to padfoot #bc he needed someone to just. sit. and be there. while he’s processed emotions #and lily would be too ruthlessly logical and james would be fretting and trying to fix it and sirius would panic. just a little. #but padfoot is a warm comforting weight agains this side and he just lets him be. it’s grounding. #so harry always. without fail. does that #it’s actually 3.5 parents lmao #i do wonder what their parenting fights would about if any. hmmmm. my glasses are too rose tinted for me to consider it #a thought for another day #anyway. hope this endless rambling made sense! and that u liked it! #would love to hear ur thoughts too <3 #pen’s notes #pen’s asks

[zombie-bland-saga]

We did it, we got the funny Lily image posted again

#zombieland saga #franchouchou #zombie land saga #lily hoshikawa #stfu terf #shut the fuck up terf #Lily Zombie Land Saga #trans rights #are human rights

[itsjaywalkers]

making ghosts, ch 8

#i said i was gonna update AND IT'S HERE #and we've unlocked a new pov!! #very excited for u to read it #and a bit scared #i really hope this makes up for the wait!! #sorry for the beast of a ch.. #i dont know how to shut up.. u guys know this.. #jegulus #wolfstar #james potter #regulus black #sirius black #lily evans #marauders #fic: making ghosts

[addsalwayssick]

the last night

(completely unfinished sketch)

#I DONT CARE THAT HARRY WASNT OLD ENOUGH FOR THIS #SHUT #lily evans #harry potter #james potter #sirius black #remus lupin #sirius #jegulus #sirius x lupin #wolfstar #regulus and evan and barty #sirius and regulus #remus and regulus #jily #addie does art #regulus black #marauders #barty crouch junior #addie cooks up #evan rosier #marlene mckinnon #barty crouch jr

[hasturlover]

Jegulily scenario with James and Lily pining over Regulus but with Rosekiller getting through a divorce phase in the background because both arguing whos the best suited for Regulus.

Barty supports Lily because they are study partners evan they love potions and there's forbidden love issue because reg from ancient and noble pureblood family while lily is muggle why you dont understand . Meanwhile Evan think James is the best candidate as quidditch rivals is the best trope and theres tension with james being sirius bestfriend and reg being sirius lil bro and james fit as hell how can you not see it. Cue Regulus who didn't understand why his bestfriends are so hostile and he wondered if this is what it felt like being a kid watching their parents being passive aggresive towards each other.

And then jegulily happened and now barty and evan going back disgusting lovey dovey

#regulus black #james potter #barty crouch jr #jegulily #lily evans #jegulus #jily #evan rosier #regulily #rosekiller #marauders #dead gay wizards #at one point reg jokingly said why you guys arent kiss and make up yet and rosekiller snaps SHUT UP REGULUS #later regulus get comforted with pandora hugs and bemoaned 'they hate me :(('

[mazojo]

Me when me me when when me when the when the when when the angel and when the the devil

#Angel and devil gotta be my new favorite dynamic I will never shut up about them #so relevant and cool and showstopping and #lily #lynn #nick #neil #I just realized their letters even start with the same letter is that a coincidence? #all saints street #wan sheng jie

[lilliumrorum]

Why does it take forever for just 4k words?

Okay first of all shut the fuck up, if you want a fanfic that bad then write one yourself. Second of all, WRITERS HAVE A LIFE OUTSIDE OF TUMBLR. It doesn't take forever, but I'm only able to split up my day and write when I have free time. How about you stop bein a daft prick and go wack off to another fanfic if my "tardiness" affects you so much.

#lilliumrorum #lily's answers #How bout you shut the fuck up?