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#LETTER EVENT
emeritus-fuckers · 3 months
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For the letter writing campaign:
Dear Secondo
How does it feel to have two of your best songs in my opinion, Monstrance Clock and Jiggilo Har Megido, associated with your younger brother? Also, is your dick actually that big?
Regards, an Admirer🥀
(HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZENITH)
Dear Anon,
It is borderline insulting. For those songs were meant for those who are well endowed. Terzo is not. The stronzo doesn't even have the proper.. 'equipment' to say such things about himself. It is insulting.
Yes, it is. Hence the songs such as the two that are apparently plastered on my piccola merda di fratello. If you would like to see, perhaps you should meet me inside my chambers or my office. Then I shall show you, yes?
Cordiali saluti,
Papa Emeritus II
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Written by Zenith/Jasper.
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nekoashiii · 2 years
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MAIL CENTER IS CLOSED.
MAIL CENTER IS CLOSED.
MAIL CENTER IS CLOSED.
IT IS CLOSED.
IT IS CLOSED.
IT IS CLOSED.
IT IS CLOSED.
IT WILL OPEN ONCE MORE WHEN I HIT 2K I AM CURRENT AT 571 FOLLOWS.
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microwave-core · 3 months
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what do you mean the green rain has arrived???
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doccywhomst · 7 months
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the actual literal meaning of TARDIS (Time and Relative Dimension[s] in Space) is so funny cause it’s just…. a very succinct description of what the vehicle travels through? “hello i’m a human and this is my CAR (Concrete and Roads)” uh yeah i sure hope it do
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the-last-butter · 6 months
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I hope his birthday gift this year is an Intervention god bless
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esrah-rah-rasputin · 4 months
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[ID: lettering art by OP. In the center the message "free Gaza" in red text is combined with the Palestinian flag and black blocking to make a square shape. The lettering for "free Gaza" has three red drops of blood in the enclosed parts of the letters. The background of the entire thing is a light tan color. In each corner is a motif of an olive branch. On the top and bottom of the border is written "free the people free the land" in red text, and on either side of the border is written "ceasefire now! ceasefire now!" in matching text. /End ID]
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officialdaydreamer00 · 5 months
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[You've received: a Star letter!]
[Open it?]
» Yes No
“Happy New Year, my dearest.
I look forward to another year together with you. Even if the universe prevents us from seeing each other face-to-face, perhaps one day we will. Maybe you and I would end up happy together then...”
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Lovejoy Studios presents:
ʟᴇᴛᴛᴇʀꜱ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴛᴀʀꜱ
« He sent you his best regards, and his heart longs for you »
[2nd January - 20th January]
"Two entwined souls, yet two different lands
Regardless of distance, hold fate in their hands
The Star Child be their witness, with happiness she says,
“Send him a letter and receive one back, you may”."
✩ — About this event:
A New Year event for Twisted Wonderland and Obey Me!
In [Letters of the Stars], you must be aware that your significant other is, unfortunately, fictional. And he, too, is aware that you are real.
However, since it's New Year, you get a chance to send him a letter, and receive one from him. As long as your souls are connected, you will find each other, in one way or another.
✩ — Rules:
★ You must reblog the post. Your faith is needed for her to travel amongst the stars.
★ Seek for the Star Child. You can find her wherever you can see the stars glowing brightly.
★ Offer her anything sweet, like pastries or candies. She loves them, and thinks of them as payment for her messenger service.
★ Now you can ask her to send your letter to your beloved. Not to worry, you will receive his sooner or later. The Star Child is just waiting for his reply to send it back to you.
★ This is an 'x reader' event, so the Star Child only accept letters in that format.
— You may write a full letter that is signed with those lovely pet names he gives you.
— Or,the Star Child can help you write one! Just give her his name and your best regards, and she will send him immediately. Do offer her one more pastry as a bonus, she always tries her best to help reunite two distanced souls, you know?
Oh my, the Star Child will be awakened soon. Take your chance and reach out for him! The Stars will show you the way.
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🏷️ @azulashengrottospiano @aqua-beam @siren-serenity @identity-theft-101 @dove-da-birb @shinysparklesapphires @vioisgoinginsane @shyhaya @hisui-dreamer @axvwriter @names-are-dumb @ameleii @iseethatimicy @xen-blank @gardenhallow @cecilebutcher @ceruleancattail @loser-jpg @siphoklansan @moonlit-midnight @krenenbaker @ryker-writes @cookiesandbiscuits @minimallyminnie @cave-of-jade @mermaidfanficlibrary @taruruchi @savanaclaw1996 @thehollowwriter @edith-is-a-cat @wordycheesecake @enigmatic-pers @jaylleoo14
note: i might not write for characters i have difficulties writing for, but i will try my best to.
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protectionsquad24601 · 7 months
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Lemony Snicket was canonically a cheerleader and I haven't seen a single person talk about it. The possibilities are delightful- Lemony saying cheesy rhymes in a deadpan voice?? Lemony in a cheerleader outfit in general?? Lemony getting tossed around by others more qualified to be a cheerleader?? Lemony who joined cheerleading simply because Beatrice was in soccer?
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jumbleddufus · 7 months
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I swear it's always "I love you so much!" but never
"I will love you with no regard to the actions of our enemies or the jealousies of actors. I will love you with no regard to the outrage of certain parents or the boredom of certain friends. I will love you no matter what is served in the world's cafeterias or what game is played at each and every recess. I will love you no matter how many fire drills we are all forced to endure, and no matter what is drawn upon the blackboard in a blurring, boring chalk. I will love you no matter how many mistakes I make when trying to divide fractions, and no matter how difficult is it to memorize the periodic table. I will love you no matter what your locker combination was, or how you decide to spend your time during study hall. I will love you no matter how your soccer team performed in the tournament or how many stains I received on my cheerleading uniform.
I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you next Tuesday. I will love you if you cut your hair and I will love you if you cut the hair of others. I will love you if abandon your baticeering and I will love you if you retire from the theatre to take up some other, less dangerous occupation. I will love you if you drop your raincoat on the floor instead of hanging it up and I will love you if you betray your father. I will love you even if you announce that the poetry of Edgar Guest is the best in the world and even if you announce that the work of Zilpha Keatley Snyder is unbearably tedious. I will love you if you abandon the theremin and take up the harmonica and I will love you if you donate your marmosets to the zoo and your tree frogs to M. I will love you as the starfish loves a coral reef and as kudzu loves trees, even if the oceans turn to sawdust and the trees fall in the forest without anyone around to hear them. I will love you as the pesto loves the fettuccini and and as the horseradish loves the miyagi, as the tempura loves the the ikura and the pepperoni loves the pizza. I will love you as the manatee loves the head of lettuce and as the dark spot loves the leopard, as the leech loves the ankle of a wader and as a corpse loves the beak of the vulture. I will love you as the doctor loves his sickest patient and a lake loves its thirstiest swimmer.
I will love you as the beard loves the chin, and the crumbs love the beard, and the damp napkin loves the crumbs, and the precious document loves the dampness of the napkin, and the squinting eye of the reader loves the smudged print of the document, and the tears of sadness love the squinting eye as it misreads what is written.
I will love you as the iceberg loves the ship, and the passengers love the lifeboat, and the lifeboat loves the teeth of the sperm whale, and the sperm wale loves the flavor of naval uniforms.
I will love you as a child loves to overhear the conversations of their parents, and the parents love the sound of their own arguing voices, and as the pen loves to write down the words these voices utter in a notebook for safe keeping.
I will love you as a shingle loves falling off a house on a windy day and striking a grumpy person across the chin, and as an oven loves malfunctioning in the middle of roasting a turkey. I will love you as an airplane loves to fall from a clear blue sky and as an escalator loves to entangle expensive scarves in its mechanism. I will love you as a wet paper towel loves to be crumpled into a ball and thrown at a bathroom ceiling and an eraser loves to leave dust in the hairdos of the people who talk too much. I will love you as a cufflink loves to drop from its shirt and explore the party for itself and as a pair of white gloves loves to slip delicately into the punchbowl. I will love you as a taxi loves the muddy splash of a puddle and as a library loves the patient tick of a clock. I will love you as a thief loves a gallery, and as a crow loves murder, as a cloud loves bats and as a range loves braes. I will love you as misfortune loves orphans, as fire loves innocence, and as justice loves to sit and watch while everything goes wrong. I will love you as a battlefield loves young men and as peppermints love your allergies, and I will love you as the banana peel loves the shoe of a man who was just struck by a falling shingle off a house.
I will love you as a volunteer fire department loves rushing into burning buildings and as burning buildings love to chase them back out, and as a parachute loves to leave a blimp, and as a blimp loves to chase after it.
I will love you as a dagger loves a certain person's back, and as a certain person loves to wear dagger proof tunics, and as a dagger proof tunic loves to go to a certain dry cleaning facility, and how a certain employee of a dry cleaning facility loves to stay up late with a pair binoculars, watching a dagger factory for hours in the hopes of catching a burglar, and as a burglar loves sneaking up behind people with binoculars, suddenly realizing that she has left her dagger at home.
I will love you as a drawer loves a secret compartment, and as a secret compartment loves a secret, and as a secret loves to make a person gasp, and as a gasping person loves a glass of brandy to calm their nerves, and as a glass of brandy loves to shatter on the floor, and as a noise of a glass shattering loves to make someone else gasp, and as someone else gasping loves a nearby desk to lean against, even if leaning against it presses a lever that loves to open a drawer and reveal a secret compartment. I will love you until all such compartments are discovered and opened, and until all the secrets have gone gasping out into the world.
I will love you until all the codes and hearts have been broken and until every anagram and egg has been unscrambled. I will love you until every fire is extinguished and until every home is rebuilt from the handsomest and most susceptible of woods, and until every criminal is handcuffed by the laziest policeman. I will love you until M. hates snakes and J. hates grammar, and I will love you until C. realizes that S. is not worthy of his love and N. realizes he is not worthy of V. I will love you until the bird hates the nest and the worm hates the apple, and until the apple hates the tree and the tree hates the nest, although honestly, I cannot imagine that last occurrence no matter how hard I try.
I will love you as we grow older, which has just happened, and has happened again, and happened several days ago, continuously, and then several years before that, and will continue to happen as the spinning hands of every clock and the flipping pages of every calendar mark the passage of time, except for the clocks that people have forgotten to wind and the calendars that people have forgotten to place in a highly visible area. I will love you as we find ourselves farther and farther from one another, where once we were so close that we could slip the curved straw, and that long, slender spoon, between our lips and fingers respectively. I will love you as the chances of us running into each other slip from slim to zero, and until your face is fogged by a distant memory, and your memory faced by distant fog, and your fog memorized by a distant face, and your distance distanced by the memorized memory of a foggy fog. I will love you no matter where you go and who you see, no matter where you avoid and who you don't see, and no matter who sees you avoiding where you go. I will love you no matter what happens to you, and no matter how I discover what happens to you, and no matter what happens to me as I discover this, and no matter how I am discovered after what happens to me, happens to you as I am discovering this. I will love you if you don't marry me. I will love you if you marry someone else—your co-star perhaps, or Y., or even Q. or anyone Z. through A., even R. although sadly I think it will be quite some time before two woman can be allowed to marry—and I will love you if you have a child, and I will love you if you have two children, or three children, or even more, although I personally think three is plenty, and I will love you if you never marry at all and never have children, and spend your years wishing you had married me after all, and I must say that on late, cold nights I prefer this scenario out of all the scenarios I have mentioned.
That Beatrice, is how I will love you even as the world goes on its wicked way. Always. Continuously. With increasing apprehension, and decreasing hope."
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emeritus-fuckers · 3 months
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(For the character Letter event)
Dear Papa Emeritus IV
Hi! How are you? I just want to let you know that I love you and that you and your ghouls have helped me a lot in my life, your music comforts me and makes me feel like I can be myself and be heard. You’ve helped me find myself and feel comfortable in my own skin and identity. I went to the LA concert last year and it was awesome, I unfortunately wasn’t in the pit but still seeing you on that stage brought by me so much joy and happiness. Your one of my favorite papas not just because your attractive but also because your goofy and sweet… and I relate to you in a way. So I just want to say… thank you Papa IV. Thank you, for being there.<3
Love, Anon<3
Dear Anon,
I am well, sì, everything is okie-dokie. Thank you for your letter. I am happy to hear I have helped you, I hope to continue doing so. Remember that you are never truly alone, you have the Dark Lord with you. And I will always be there to comfort you through music, alright? I'm glad you could make the ritual, it was an honor to sing for you. Admittedly, I am blushing a little from all your compliments. I am one lucky Papa to have you as part of my following, yes? Thank you, I cherish you and I hope you'll make it to the ritual next year, too.
Stay true to yourself, Sibling. I'll keep being here for a while. Yours faithfully,
Papa Emeritus IV
PS: I took a picture of my one of my rats, I hope he makes you smile. His name is Biscotti.
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Written by Nyx. Edited by Nosferatu.
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When Achilles said "And though the dead forget the dead in the house of Hades, even there I shall still remember my beloved companion" and Lemony Snicket said "I will love you as misfortune loves orphan, as fire loves innocence and justice loves to stil and watch while everything goes wrong" And when Franz Kafka said "Love is that you are the knife which i plunge into my self" And when Cardan Greenbriar said "My heart is a shabby, worm eaten, scabrous thing. But it is yours"
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anchorsnreignbows · 1 month
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whoops too real
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cloudcountry · 7 months
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May I request a letter from Ruggie for us? Just a little heart warming chat after sending him something like a little gift. (SOB still don't know how to ever write requests :'))
hey buttercup.
thank you for the cookies, hun! they were delicious as always. <3
however...i don’t think they were a good enough payment. and before you say anything about me cheating because i know you will, it’s not my fault you had to go and make the most delicious treats known to man.
you need to come to the dorm again. i haven’t gotten to see you all day and it’s taken a real toll. you wouldn’t want to leave me freezing and lonely, would you?
no, you wouldn’t. because your heart is made of gold and constantly bleeds for others. so make it quick, okay? i’m expecting you to reciprocate my affection.
also i’m making a celebratory dinner tonight for the dorm. i’ll be sneaking extras. you’re welcome to have some, i know how much you love my cooking.
ruggie bucchi
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autumnslance · 2 months
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Pre-Dawntrail Schedule
End of April, all of May and June, to the beginning of July and release.
FF16 Crossover ends May 8
Yo-kai Watch Returns (with a new Framer Kit!) April 24 through June 25.
Moogle Tomes of Genesis Part 2 from May 14 through June 24.
Make It Rain goes from May 15 through May 31.
Producer Live Letter 81 is on or around May 16.
Dragon Quest X returns from June 5 through June 20.
Producer Live Letter 82 is on or around June 14.
48 Hour Maintenance June 26th through 28th; the expansion shouldn't take too much longer than normal, but they want to give folks plenty of time to download.
Early Access begins on June 29th.
Official Launch July 2nd.
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amaliatheartist · 2 months
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yeoldenews · 6 months
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A mother's word for word transcription of the imaginary phone call her four-year-old made to Santa Claus in 1911.
(source: The Harbor Beach Times, December 22, 1911.)
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Through some outrageous case of serendipity I found a recording of another phone call this same child made 60 years later. Though I have to say his choice of conversational partner is a definite downgrade from the first call.
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