#Kids are kindergartners

[p1nkshield]

Bruce being just as guilty of introducing Jason to people like he is but a small little guy.

Bruce at gala supporting youth literary comprehension programs: Have you met my son Jason? As stubborn as kids can be I managed to get him to attend.

Beneficiary: oh that’s wonderful! Does your son enjoy literature?

Bruce: oh absolutely! That’s what convinced him to even come! He has so many respectable hobbies for someone his age. Kids these days rarely find value in the classics but not Jason! Honestly he reads more, and more in depth, than I do! He’s a little mechanic too! When I first saw him he was trying to take the tires off my car with a lug wrench that was bigger than him! It was quite a sight and a rather unconventional way to meet your son but I wouldn’t have it any other way.

Beneficiary, blinks as they try to process all the proud dad info: …well that’s lovely, we have some activities for the children of the donors so that none of them get too bored!

Bruce: that’s great! I’ll let him know. Jason, can you come here for a moment?

A very tall, wide, and muscular man turns around and raises an eyebrow.

What a coincidence, that dude must also be named Jason.

He walks towards them

Jason: what do you want old man?

What

Bruce: there are activities at that table if you’re bored.

Huh

Jason: thanks for the memo but I’m not exactly at coloring book age anymore remember?

Bruce: I suppose you’re right :(

#jason todd #bruce wayne #batfam #incorrect batfamily quotes #the table is set up with those baby chairs meant for kindergartners #Jason eventually gets bored enough that he does color something for a while #Bruce put it on the fridge #bruce is a good dad #hes pretty quiet but ask him about his kids and hoo boy #he was very sad when he realized he doesn’t really need coloring books anymore :( #batman #red hood

[bonewhiteglory]

today in kindergarten volunteer adventures: one of the kids asked me if I had children, which happens at least once every time I go in; the first time one boy asked me if I had kids and then followed it up by asking if I was in 1st grade, which is possibly the funniest combination of questions I've ever been asked. anyway, until today I thought I didn't have children but this sweet kindergartner revealed to me that I have four kids... ages 11, 12, 17, and 88 :D I don't know anything about them yet but happily the kindergartners love telling me things* so I'm sure ONE of them will be able to help me out here. I can't believe I've been a deadbeat mom for like 90 years now. this is especially enchanting to me bc I'm turning 34 tomorrow LMAO

#I LOVE THESE KIDS SO MUCH... #she's not even in the class I volunteer in! i do lunch/recess duty as well so i've gotten to meet kids from all 3 classes :3 #*possibly the greatest thing about volunteering with kindergartners is that they LOVE explaining the rules #one kid came to tattle on another kid my second day and i was like 'oh let's ask mrs. p about this i'm new and don't know the rules' #not only did he promptly start explaining them to me - when he got to the one about 'no tattling' he paused and was like 'oh yeah' #and then just wandered away to go play with blocks. and that's how i learned there's a rule against tattling in mrs. p's kindergarten class #i was really impressed he put 2 and 2 together like that on the spot. even for adults that can be a struggle #anyway. today was the leprechaun hunt which was very exciting for us all :D the leprechaun is 1001 years old and HATES sugary cereal #helper teacher #bonewhiteglory.txt

[intothestacks]

Adventures in Librarian-ing

I found another book that makes little kids lose their minds: Bad Dog by Mike Boldt.

I guarantee this one's a winner with the Littles.

It's especially A+ great for Kindergarteners (though entertaining for at least up to Grade 3 for sure), because it doesn't have a lot of text and they're super engaged with yelling at the girl that Rocky's NOT A DOG.

#adventures in librarian ing #kidlit #children's literature #children's librarians #little kids #kid books #books for kids #kindergartners #funny stories #libraryland #librarylife #school libraries #school librarian #elementary school #a+ resources #children #book reccs #lol #kids are funny #kids being cute #librarianship

[patheticcryptid]

Way back when I worked with kids for a while my colleagues asked me about how I got them to quiet down and listen so quickly whenever I was alone with them.

I just told them I didn't know because I thought it was embarrassing to admit that all I did was channel my inner Aragorn, son of Arathorn, heir of Isildur and Rightful King of Gondor.

I simply held my hands out palms down, and said, in a deep, quiet voice.

"Peace".

It was always met with complete and utter silence and a bunch of kids staring at me, confused.

Try it.

#aragorn #lotr fandom #lotr funny #tolkien #jrr tolkien #children #kindergartners #child psychology #weird kids #child rearing #magic

[gt-ridel]

If you see a bad take or interpretation of a character you don't agree with, remember, it's just like someone using a skin in a video game.

Would Luke Skywalker really join a Fortnight tournament? Probably not. But you can still play as him, if you want.

You can look at someone's extremely ooc stories or art and just go, "Ah, I see they are using the (insert character here) skin for this gangster/yandere/AOB/whatever thing." And then not write a 1,000 word essay about how awful that is.

In fact, I encourage it. The more you stew on something that you can't change, the more miserable you and those in your sphere will be.

Don't make other people's playtime a burden you have to carry. And don't ruin their fun by stomping in and demanding they do things your way. Whose side do you think the teacher would take if a little kid did this on the playground?

We're literally all just playing barbies with our blorbos.

You have the power to choose not to be miserable about it.

#I've worked a lot with little kids and the amount of behavior shared between kindergartners and people online is insane #btw I just chose tropes at random for this post #I don't have strong feelings about any of them

[ennaih]

Every Film I Watch In 2023:

228. Leo (2023)

#leo #leo (2023) #2023filmgifs #my gifs #that was so sweet #i'm loving how Sandman's diversifying his projects #and making it so much about the kids #i love that for him #and for the kids #what a beautiful singing voice Sadie has #so proud of those girls #the kindergartners with their big eyes and mania was too hilarious

[worldfoodwine]

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#healthy kids #fun food #kids recipes #kindergartners

[amethysttribble]

That I’ve already made 1 post being annoyed with the Spy x Family fandom and I could easy make 2 more, is really quite telling

#it’s just everything I hate so much in one fandom: #over abundance of fluff for the sake of fluff (gag) and uninformed attempted at political takes (also gag) #the first one would be- #1) oh my god I didn’t realize how aro I saw Loid and Yor’s relationship until the UwU fluffy ship people got involved #THEIR DEVELOPMENT IS NO WHERE NEAR THAT. IF IT EVER WILL BE #they RESPECT each other and work TOGETHER to create a nice family environment despite their nontypical family and they aren’t in ‘love’ yet #and you really want to strip that all away to go ‘uwu Loid is soooo in love with her as soon as chapter 10’ fuck off #2) (and this one’s the kicker) Are you really pondering the moral difference between the actions #of two people who #are use violent means in order to maintain geopolitical peace so that war doesn’t break out??? #and the fucker who hijacked a bus of KINDERGARTNERS to make his political protest??? #MAYBE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HOW WE SEE THESE CHARACTERS IS THAT LOID AND YOR DONT KILL CHILDREN!! #you know whose daughter is also dead fuckwit? The Handler. YOU DONT SEE HER TRAUMATIZONG SIX YEAR OLDS #I mean are you even /thinking/ at point? #also #no actually Loid and Yor would not ‘destroy the city for Anya’ #they flat out wouldn’t #Loid is a character who cares a LOT about the bigger picture here and specifically about /not making kids cry/ #he would never hurt other children; even for Anya’s sake #never #but ESPECIALLY not out of revenge #and the city take is especially in bad taste considering his background #are we even like reading the same manga? #OR have your reality divorced stupid fluffy headcanons rotted your brain? #I know the answer #my god #anyway I hope the Silm friends got a good laugh out of ready my salt for another fandom #NOT tagging this shit #don't mind me #tribble post

[x-h0nk-x]

i used to play on these at school, they were inside. the recess room had 4 of them, but none had the slides. when i was very young, we would flip them on their sides and climb on them until one day my mom decided that was a bad idea, as she worked there and wanted to keep us safe.

#kidcore #90s #2000s core #colorblock #primary colors #preschool #kindergartners #school #play #i miss being a kid #i want to be little again #now i work at this school #now i try to keep the kids safe #why does time go by so fast

[jessethejestersblog]

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This strip was a team effort with @madammedusasplace

#comic strip #new england artist #comic strips #original comic #artist of tumblr #artists on tumblr #classic comics #comics #drawing #mini comic #kids #laugh #original art #kindergartners #humor #bee #queen bee

[erik-christine]

nothing boosts your ego more than when little girls say that you look like a fairy princess

#since it’s the second to last week of school we’re having the ‘best week ever’ and every day is themed along with a whoooole lot more #and today was past decades but I don’t have stuff for 60s 70s 80s etc #so I wore a green dress with a corset and a flower crown and soooo many kids were complimenting me 😭 #like the kindergartners and first graders were like gasping at me #and my girls from this year and last year were complimenting me #AND I FELT SO PRETTY!!!!! #like yes I AM A FAIRY PRINCESS!!! #elizabeth rambles

[scoreplings]

writing thank you & goodbye letters for all my students rn and im about to start sobbing

#i’m going to miss them so so so much. oh my god #i’m writing letters but also drawings for the kindergartners cuz they can only kind of read #and i think the pictures will be more impactful lol #but my older kids are getting like full length letters #and i’m going to give out my phone + email to a few of them to keep in touch but i cant until the end of the year #well giving their parents my phone & email cuz none of them have phones. they are like 11 #jasmine and elli and harley and talia i am going to miss so much specifically #AND CHAYTON…. he’s such a sweet little booger. good god i am crying again augh

[intothestacks]

Adventures in Librarian-ing

According to my principal, the Kindergarteners were extremely excited about the fact that today was their first library visit where they'd get to pick a book.

One of the Kinders had a doctor's appointment earlier in the day, and the kiddo's mom told my principal that he had been adamant that they HAD to be back before 2 because that was library time.

(Don't worry -- they made it in time!)

#adventures in librarian ing #kindergartners #kindergarten #little kids #little kids being cute #elementary school #libraries #school librarian #the real life of me #school libraries #librarylife #libraryland #lol #too cute

[springthings]

i've spent the last like 2 and a half years of my life preaching the allie fleur no kids agenda but. what if :]

#i put her in a room with someone younger than her that needs nurturing and i start acting up #she'd be such a gentle loving mom. So Much love it makes me want to cry #i think motherhood wld be good for her as well bc it would help her learn to stand up for herself a bit #like you cannot give children everything they want. that is just true. and it would be a hard fact for her to swallow bc of the way she gre #up and how she got the bare minimum and often less!!!! #but one thing abt mom allie. no ipad kids KHSKBCS they can play in the woods and she will tell them crazy ass stories #the 5 year olds that i teach at work (KINDERGARTNERS!!!!!) talking abt roblox. makes me sick makes me ILL #ofc you can give your kids ipads and them not have roblox. but god. i paled i think

[cunagussos]

I started a new class today and these children absolutely beat my ass. holy shit.

#jacob on main #ive never worked with kindergartners before and they gave me a class of 19 kids from k to 6....... #just me them and however fast i could move #no we did not finish our task of the day.

[sleptting]

I HATE MY GODFORSAKEN DIRTY MINDED CLASS SO MUCH ! ! !

#THEY'RE RACIST AND DO NOT CARE TOO #THEY ALSO TALK ABOUT OTHERS PRIVATE LIVES #THEY FUCKING TEACHED KINDERGARTNERS TO SWEAR #THE KIDS ARE JUST LIKE 3-4 #THEY ALSO BACKSTAB PROBABLY EVERY WEEK #AND THEY STILL TRUST EACH OTHER #AND THEY BLAME EVERYTHING ON ME #EVERY PROBLEM THEY HAVE ALWAYS HAVE ME IN IT