#Kamon Day

[zennx-23]

B-DaBlade CrossBurst

💙 Riki Ryugasaki & Valt Aoi

❤️ Aiga Akaba & Kamon Day

💛 Rudy Sumeragi & Dante Koryu

Old Crossover artwork

#beyblade #b daman #B DaBlade #crossover #Cross Fight B Daman #B Daman Crossfire #B Daman #クロスファイトビーダマン #クロスファイトビーダマンeS #beyblade burst #Riki Ryugasaki #Valt Aoi #Kamon Day #aiga akaba #Rudy Sumeragi #dante koryu #old art #bdamancrossfire #bdamanfireblast #beyburst

[reneesbooks]

15 questions - kamon

tagged by @avrablake <3 let's give our favorite sailor boy some love

Are you named after anyone?

My grandfather. I'm Baby Kamon at home, to make things clearer since we all live together. I don't particularly like it, but what can you do?

2. When was the last time you cried?

Last time I left Reijmor. I cry every time I leave Reijmor.

3. Do you have kids?

Not technically, no. Meja tells me so much about Reijka I feel I already know her, but I've never met her.

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot?

I try not to. I don't find insincerity amusing.

5. What’s the first thing you notice about people?

Can they crack a fucking joke? If not, then do they at least know how to laugh at one?

6. What’s your eye color?

Dark brown. Meja thinks they're pretty :)

7. Scary movies or happy endings?

Happy endings all the way. Everyone deserves to be happy.

8. Any special talents?

I'm a rigger on a merchant ship, which is a pretty tough job. I like to think I'm good at it, and I've never fallen off the masts.

9. Where were you born?

Mursus. It's one of the Merchant Isles, city-states run by wealthy merchant families in the North Sea. My family works for the family that runs Mursus, so we have a decent life back home.

10. What are your hobbies?

Tying knots and fishing. I'm awful at fishing, but it's a good excuse to sneak away to Reijmor when we're in the area.

11. Have you any pets?

No, but there is a ship cat that keeps the rat population under control and tolerates me on occasion.

12. What sports do you play/have played?

Rigging? Fighting pirates? Are these "sports?"

13. How tall are you?

Uhh. Tall enough to rig? Not much taller than Meja? Who keeps track of that kind of thing?

14. Favorite subject in school?

I didn't really go to school in Mursus; my family only had the money to send one kid to school and my older brother got it by virtue of being born first. I learned some things from him, mainly how to read maps, and the rest of my schooling was conducted by the sailors on the docks that taught me how to tie knots. I taught myself how to climb the rigging at night when the crews were asleep or didn't mind.

15. Dream job?

I love to sail, but I don't know that it's my dream anymore. I could see myself settling down. Perhaps I'll actually get good at fishing. Or maybe become a farmer, so Meja always has fresh ingredients for her cooking. I suppose it all depends on where this goes.

salt and brine taglist (ask to be added <3): @oh-no-another-idea

tagging @kaylinalexanderbooks @k--havok and @laplumedemaureen to do this for a character, and as always open tag for anyone who wants to join <3

#there he is! my boy! #the crew watching him row away on his third 'fishing' trip of the week: at what point do we tell him to find a new hobby? #goes 'fishing.' comes back deeply upset with no fish. goes out again the next day #they're organizing an intervention as we speak #writeblr community #writeblr #original fiction #original character #rb original #tag game #kamon #salt and brine

[indigodreames]

INSTAGRAM EDITS - KAMON ‘MON’ BANNARASEE

#。‧ * ‧: ✧ ┊ don’t settle for anything less than magic ⊱ ◜ kamon bannarasee ◞ #。‧ * ‧: ✧ ┊ the body's a landscape of wildflowers ⊱ ◜my edits◞ #food tw #mon would 100% use his ig to promote his bakery #maybe some personal stuff sprinkled here and there #but mostly just his desserts or just pics of the cafe #sometimes he'll even use it to promote new flavors #or maybe if they're have like special promotional days or things like that #he definitely learned how to plate his thai desserts from domino :')

[atlantahammy]

Oi! @somerandomdudelmao​ I like your comic so much I spent 2 days coloring the latest part, in my style with effects cause I think you deserve to see this stuff all pretty!! (Promise i’m not that color anon)

<Part 7 | Part 9 >

I may have also pulled out the Lego Monkie Kid thing of the eyes not being like.. colored to the atmosphere and kinda giving that glow like effect. Aaanyway, hope I did it some justice, experimented with some halftones, not sure if i am down, but hey, doesn’t look too offensive! and yes I looked at Berries lab for all the background colors xD Also, page 8, am I wrong or did you put scars on his softshell?

Oh here is also Cass’s emblem, just flip it upside down (I think, I know its a stylized Hamato kamon, just not sure what way its meant to go since its drawn every which way lmao)

#cass apocalyptic series #rise of the tmnt #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #future donatello #donatello #casey jr #casey jones #riseofthetmnt #tmnt #art

[the-aisei-cousins]

Event: Camping Trip

(Tw: mention and talks of Pedophilia, R@pe, child abuse, and cannibalism.(also sorry that I forgot to add this. I thought I did when I wrote this.))

You had received an email from Hope's Peak Academy

'You were invited to help Ms. Dai to take Class 82 onto a 2 week long camping trip starting tomorrow! Class 82 will be thankful for your participation.

We are not responsible for any minor damage, major injuries, any human beings being eaten, and/or deaths that Class 82 may cause.'

You decided to join. Probably your better judgment but to join, you chose none the less. The next day, you went to Hope's Peak Academy to see a group of 7 teens and one little robot girl. All had on a white shirt with brown shorts on.

One was a dark skinned girl with two IDs. One was a Substitute Teacher ID and the other a Student ID for the same school. She was in front and facing the rest of the students.

There was a boy with black hair and brown eyes. He had a bunch of scars on his body, some old, some new, some healed, some still fresh.

The robot girl was to his left. She seems to be design to look around 8 years old, but she seems to be an old model. The body was rusty in some areas and wore down by time.

To her left was a boy with an red jacket on. He had the hood over his head and sunglasses covering his face. His hands were in his pocket.

To his left was a young lady with long light reddish pink hair, dilated pupils, and a slightly jagged tooth. She was the tallest in her class.

To her left was Irofuka Nijiue. It was weird to see him not in a butler uniform. He was stilling wearing his red gloves and his hair was pulled into a short, low ponytail.

To his left was Yolei, wearing a light turtleneck sweater underneath the shirt. The also had leggings and a bag on. She was leaning towards Irofuka.

And finally, Yoshino, who had her hair in a ponytail and was wearing stockings under her shorts. She also had a small backpack on.

Yù: "Okay, let's go over the rules, one more time. No killing people, selling illegal substances or items, and no eating people. Alive or Dead. We will still be doing theapry sessions while camping. Don't wonder to far, especially at night. We have to introduce ourselves to our guests, even if we already met them. That means, telling them your actual names and Ultimate Talents, alright?"

"Yes Ma'am."

Yù: "Thank you Yoshino."

Do you say anything?

Tags:

@y0u-f4il3d-m3 @mikado-sannoji @low-activity-side-characters @yui-samidare-reborn @human-monokuma @kamon-of-hope @edens-garden-au @master-detective-archives @beautiful-despair @after-neo-world @scarred-smiles @i-spy-with-my-lethal-eye @sinistersmiles @xxcottoncandybitchxx @anyone else

#bloodthirsty maid: yolei aisei #buttons and threads: yoshino aisei #Event: Camping Trip⛺

[sinistersmiles]

"Well, hello there~. My name is Alastor, although I suppose you may have known this. Though I don't dabble much in these newfangled 'internet' shenanigans, I suppose I'm up for a jolly on this one upon the request of an acquaintance of mine."

"Now, then. I suppose we must discuss the means of this 'internet show' I've decided to indulge within. Although it's not quite so amusing as a radio show, I suppose to communicate with the outside world in this... modern day and age, what must be done must be done." He punctuated this with a sinister laugh, his smile never dropping from his wicked face. "Though I'd draw a sawbuck on the line that many of you are averse to my point of view? Regardless, if you're not too dizzy with a dame to listen, pull up a chair, get yourself a beverage, and speak~. Your confessions, questions, and thoughts, I wish to hear them all... My Dear~."

(( Feel free to ignore, interact if not tagged, or ask for your tag to be removed! ))

@kamon-of-hope @ultimate-rider @unknown-ultimates @i-spy-with-my-lethal-eye @would-you-like-a-scooby-snack @ask-the-ultimate-cosplayer

#* sinistersmiles // Alastor 🦌

[kamon-of-hope]

Event: Valentine's day

*The screen turns on to show a fat man in a suit.*

"Hello everyone! My name is Suzuki Moka. You may know me best as the manager of Kibō no Kamon. If not, then it's nice to meet you all. In any case, Happy Valentine's day! To celebrate this wonderful day of love and affection, the boys will be holding a concert for all to see and hear! But that's not all! We'll also be holding a special Valentine lottery! That's right! 5 of you lucky fans and audience members will be to win a date with one of the boys! This is how it works: Upon arriving at the concert, you'll be ask to give your name and age before getting your ticket to attend the show. Your name will be written down on a slip of paper and placed into our lottery box. Once the shows over, your name will be pulled from the box and you will be able to draw the name of the boy you'll get to have a date with. Isn't that great!?"

"Some ground rules though. This is a lottery, meaning when I pick out your name, the name of the band member you'll date is random. So don't be too upset if you didn't get the one you want. Also, the boys has every right to want to call off the date if they are either not feeling well or feeling uncomfortable in any way. And one last warning. Should you dare harm my boys in any way, there will be hell to pay. I will see to it that you will pay for what you've done myself. I swear it. I believe that's everything. See you at the show." *The screen changes and shows the date and time of the concert. Sounds like a fun time, warning aside. Do you wish to test your luck?*

@tricks-and-titillating-treats @hopes-memorial @ult-aikido-princess @xxcottoncandybitchxx @fall-of-eden @master-detective-archives @a-house-divided @lxttle-mxss-perfect @kaeder-flohwalzer @low-activity-side-characters @ask-ultimate-fashionista @digital-painting @the-real-natsumi-kuzuryuu @the-real-junko-enoshima @c-o-r-e @bad-ending-cards @old-project-ultimate-children @slutty-spider-polka-pop(Overlord!Angel) @smiling-cervidae(Fem!Alastor) @sinistersmiles

[missmyloko]

What's In an Obi? Part 8

On The Tenth Day of Fun I present... another obi! So far everyone's really liked the obi features, so to tide you over until tomorrow's feature here's another gem!

Image courtesy of Komugisaran. Owned By: Nishimura (西村) in Gion Kobu Motifs: Fruits Easily one of the most unique obi out there wandering the streets of Gion Kobu, this piece uses both realism and faux shibori yuzen to artfully conjure images of fruits to life! The fruits displays include but are not limited to: Bananas: The iconic fruit known around the world, the bananas give a nice pop of bright color. Apples: A favorite among the Japanese, apples come in various colors and shapes, but the most iconic is the red apple, made famous in the tale of Snow White. Oranges: The fruit that's a color, it's a bit of a background piece here. Chestnuts: A favorite fall snack in Japan and known in Christmas carols in the West, these can even be seen as kanzashi motifs! Strawberries: Another popular fruit in Japan, it's known to grace the likes of fancy desserts that are both given as gifts and enjoyed by people of all ages. Grapes: A fruit that's also often given as a gift, prized grapes can cost hundreds of dollars per bunch and are given for special occasions like New Year's. Persimmons: Also a popular fall fruit, they're picked and dried on racks throughout the winter and then enjoyed as a sugary snack. The kamon is even colored the same color as the fruits to match the overall theme!

#maiko #geiko #geisha #kyoto #舞妓 #芸妓 #芸者 #京都 #obi #gion kobu #nishimura #fruit #帯 #祇園甲部 #西村 #果物

[ashlynnsramblings]

Loser, Baby Japanese Lyrics

Let's start with one of my favorite songs! Here are the lyrics of the Japanese version of Loser, Baby in Japanese, romanized Japanese, and English translation. Lyrics transcription, romanization, and translation all by me. If you use these lyrics elsewhere, please credit me by linking to my blog! Thanks, and enjoy! :3

ハスク Husk JP 何もかもうまく行かない ちっぽけでもいやんなる 酒と薬に身を任せ 目を背け続けた 人生ろくでもないって それはきっとそうだ Romaji nanimokamo umaku ikanai chippoke demo iyannaru sake to kusuri ni mi wo makase me wo somuke tsuzuketa jinsei rokudemonai tte sore wa kitto sou da EN Nothing is going well You're fed up with even little things You've kept on giving yourself up to alcohol and drugs And turning your eyes away Life is worthless, you say That's certainly true

エンジェル Angel JP えっ何？ Romaji e nani? EN Huh, what?

ハスク Husk JP そうさ　どう見ても 君は負け犬 ただのちっぽけなクズ野郎 Romaji sou sa dou mitemo kimi wa makeinu tada no chippoke na kuzuyarou EN That's right, no matter how you look at it You're a loser Just an insignificant piece of shit

エンジェル Angel JP おい！ Romaji oi! EN Hey!

ハスク Husk JP 俺と同じさ　 Romaji ore to onaji sa EN Just like me

エンジェル Angel JP うるせえよ Romaji urusee yo EN Shut up

ハスク Husk JP だってどう見ても レビュー低評価 人生どん底でも そうさ　一人じゃない Romaji datte dou mitemo rebyuu teihyouka jinsei donzoko demo sou sa hitori janai EN But no matter how you look at it Your reviews are low Even if you're at rock bottom in life That's right, you're not alone

エンジェル Angel JP あんたそれ慰めてるつもり？ Romaji anta sore nagusameteru tsumori? EN Are you trying to make me feel better with that?

ハスク Husk JP これほどにもひどい人生 俺だけと嘆いてた けど無駄な期待を捨ててみて 意外に悪くもない Romaji kore hodo ni mo hidoi jinsei ore dake to nageiteta kedo muda na kitai wo sutetemite igai ni waruku mo nai EN I've lamented that it was just me Who had a life this terrible But try throwing away useless expectations It's surprisingly not bad

エンジェル Angel JP 飼い主はサイコパス野郎 Romaji kainushi wa saikopasu yarou EN My owner is a psychopathic bastard

ハスク Husk JP ハハ！悲劇のヒロインかい？冗談よせよ！ そうさ　どう見ても 俺ら負け犬　ただの・・・ Romaji haha! higeki no hiroin kai? joudan yose yo! sou sa dou mitemo orera makeinu tada no… EN Haha! What, are you the heroine of some tragic play? Quit joking! That's right, no matter how you look at it We're losers, just a…

エンジェル Angel JP ヤク中のあばずれ？ Romaji yakuchuu no abazure? EN Drug addict bitch?

ハスク Husk JP 何が悪い？ Romaji nani ga warui? EN What's wrong with that?

エンジェル Angel JP 誰がどう見ても　 俺は負け犬 でも悲しくなんてないさ Romaji dare ga dou mitemo ore wa makeinu demo kanashiku nante nai sa EN No matter how anyone looks at it I'm a loser But I'm not sad

ハスク Husk JP そう　一人(+ エンジェル)じゃない Romaji sou hitori (+ Angel) janai EN That's right, you're not alone

ハスク Husk JP 止まらないギャンブル Romaji tomaranai gyanburu EN Can't stop with the gambling

エンジェル Angel JP 止まらない衝動 知りたい流行りのプレイ Romaji tomaranai shoudou shiritai hayari no purei EN Can't stop with the urges I want to know the latest sex play fads

ハスク Husk JP もっと聞かせてくれ　カモン！ Romaji motto kikasetekure kamon! EN Tell me more, c'mon!

エンジェル Angel JP 穴はすべて使用済み Romaji ana wa subete shiyouzumi EN All my holes are used

ハスク Husk JP 魂売却済み 悪魔のペット Romaji tamashii baikyakuzumi akuma no petto EN My soul's been sold I'm the devil's pet

二人 Both JP 悪化するばかりの日々 Romaji akka suru bakari no hibi EN Every day does nothing but get worse

エンジェル Angel JP そうさ　どう見ても Romaji sou sa dou mitemo EN That's right, no matter how you look at it

ハスク Husk JP 俺は負け犬　でも Romaji ore wa makeinu demo EN I'm a loser, but

二人 Both JP 君がいれば　明日は変わるかも Romaji kimi ga ireba asu wa kawaru kamo EN If you're here, maybe tomorrow will be different

ハスク Husk JP 肩の荷を下ろして 自分甘やかして さあ　君は君でいい Romaji kata no ni wo oroshite jibun amayakashite saa kimi wa kimi de ii EN Take the weight off your shoulders Go easy on yourself You're fine as you are

二人 Both JP 俺たちは負け犬 Romaji oretachi wa makeinu EN We're losers

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel husk #hazbin hotel angel dust #hazbin hotel angel #masquerade #hazbin hotel ep 4 #hazbin hotel episode 4 #loser baby #japanese #hazbin hotel japanese dub #ハズビンホテル #ハズビン・ホテル #Youtube #ashlynn translates

[mrs-monaghan]

Shaz!!! IT has happened. OMG!!! OMG!! OMG!. DID YOU SEE JUNGKOOK'S INTERVIEW (NOT THE GMA ONE THE OTHER ONE ).DID YOU SEE HOW CASUALLY HE WENT FROM "THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE" TO"THAT LOVE OF MY LIFE" SO CASUALLY. HE DON DONE IT AGAIN. WHEN I WAS WATCHING THE INTERVIEW I WAS WAIT WHAT THE FUCK DID HE JUST SAY THAT, AND IVE BEEN LOOKING OUT TO SEE IF ANYONE NOTICED BUT SO FAR NOTHING (WELL EXCEPT FOR KAMON(I DON'T THINK I SPELT THE NAME RIGHT)SHE JUST POSTED ABOUT THIS).

SHAZ THIS IS WILD!!! JK REALLY SAID HE'LL LEAVE WITH THAT AFTER GLOW LIKE JIMIN COME HOLD YOUR MAN. OH AND JK PERFORMED THE EXPLICIT VERSION

It was a good day anon.

Here are Kanmom's posts for those who missed them.

Here and Here

#jikook is real #ask shaz #bts ask #jikook #kookmin #minkook #jimin and jungkook

[soft-hardboy]

E.G.O. Foolish Hope of a Carp

the base E.G.O. for my self-insert sinner!

i tried to incorporate both traditional japanese concepts into the design in such a way that it manages to stand apart from the style of Ryoshu and i think focusing on a more theatrical/martial arts kind of vibe helps it set a little apart

Note:

The window displays the apartment his family lived in the day before he leaves his family and ends up as a part of the Bus

The large symbol on the right of the E.G.O. image is a family crest (mon or kamon in Japanese)

The fans used for the E.G.O. are wooden, in comparison to the iron fan used by the base sinner form

:) theres hp serum goo on the wall i wonder why

#limbus company #limbus oc #lcb #lcb oc #self insert #kiya toriya #grilled ocs #grilled art

[zennx-23]

Kamon Day - Blue Flames

#Kamon Day #Kamon Godai #B Daman #Cross Fight B Daman #B Daman Crossfire #クロスファイトビーダマン #クロスファイトビーダマンeS #bdamancrossfire #bdamanfireblast

[royakahoshiart]

do you have any other aus than the kou yorishiro one?

obviously lol,

So whatever the swap au is guaranteed but I have somr more!

One is the medivial au, where Amane Is a poet, yashiro a future guard and kou a prince. It nothing more than kou's first friends being a bunch of commoners. It's just a cute thing <3

Another one that I've never developed on is an akane no.1 so like practically Kane is the only clock keeper yes I know I'm boring, and he's not very good at modern Japanese so when Teri meets him instead of exorcising him he teaches kane how to speak 🥲. Bt akane didint have a name so Teri gave it so him. Yeah it's mostly for terukane but ofc I gotta put aoi aswell because my aoiterukaen agenda will never stop, so akane sometimes does little walks in the school buildings and one day he sees aoi and starts hanging around her and grows kind of fond of her because hes mostly there when no one else is around since yk yashiro can see supernaturals

This is an au that I've literally never ever touched again, so I don't even have a name. It's like Amane Is a lone scientist and for the past years he's been trying to create a human like robot that could have feelings, when he success yashiro and kou are created but they are unaware that they are non humans.

There's my old swap au which, I'd rather not talk about cause it makes me vomit

Yokai au!! This one's my fav, I could make a whole post about it, yashiro and mitsuba are two students at the kamone academy is a very old fashioned town, they love rumors but once yashiro gets too into it they start seeibg danger (not like it'll stop 'em) and they meet the young exorcist kou after he saves them from a supernatural encounter.

I could go on and in abt this one I swear,if you wanna hear more about it PLS tell me

And another one with is just for the sillies is counterpart au! Yashiro - AOI, kou - teru and hanako - tsukasa

So like it's the toilet trio but it's just Aoi Teru and Tsukasa 🥲

These are the ones I can think of rn I mean I just woke up let me be 😔

Anyways Ty Tilly!! :3

#tbhk #jshk #toilet bound hanako kun #Tbhk au #jshk au #I'm dumb #I think too much

[women-throughout-history]

Sappho: Lady of Lesbos

Sappho, the renowned 7th century Greek poetess whose name birthed the term "sapphic," is a divisive figure among historians and critics. She was revered as a lyrical genius from Lesbos, yet the details of her life remain uncertain. Plato dubbed her "the tenth Muse," highlighting her profound impact on poetry despite only 3% of her work being discovered.

Debate swirls around Sappho's personal life, particularly her romantic interests and sexuality. According to legends, she was married to Cercylas and may have had a daughter, Cleïs. Her relationships with women like Atthis and Megara have sparked speculation about her sexuality. Fragment 132's mention of Cleïs as "pais" adds to the ambiguity, for pais means both “child” and “youthful beloved in a male homosexual liaison"”

While the modern world often portrays Sappho as a lesbian icon, ancient sources present conflicting images. Athenian comedies caricatured her as a heterosexual figure, with explicit discussions on her homoeroticism arising in later periods.

Sappho's surviving poems and ‘fragments’ reveal themes of love and longing. Her lasting influence shows her elusive persona that is still interpreted to this day but also how admirable a lyricist and poetess she is. 

direct quotes and links:

According to the translation of the Suda: “[Daughter] of Simon, though others [say] of Eumenos; others, of Eerigyos; others, of Ekrytos; others, of Semos; others, of Kamon; others, of Etarkhos; others, of Skamandronymos. Her mother was Kleis; [she was] a woman of Lesbos, from Eressos, a lyric poet, who was born in the 42nd Olympiad, when Alkaios also lived, and Stesikhoros, and Pittakos. She also had three brothers: Larikhos, Kharaxos, Eurygios. She was married to a most wealthy man, Kerkylas, who operated from Andros, and she had a daughter by him, who was named Kleis. There were three companions and friends of hers -- Atthis, Telesippa, Megara -- in respect of whom she incurred accusations of a shameful friendship/love. Her pupils were Anagora of Miletus, Gongyla of Kolophon and Euneika of Salamis. She wrote 9 books of lyric poems. And she first discovered the plectrum. She also wrote epigrams and elegiacs and iambics and monodies.”

https://www.uh.edu/~cldue/texts/sappho.html

http://digitalsappho.org/

http://www.aoidoi.org/poets/sappho/

Translated poem about Cleis: https://allpoetry.com/poem/8449313-Cleis-by-Sappho

Sappho in the Phaedrus: https://core.ac.uk/download/pdf/51248.pdf

#sappho #lady of lesbos #history #women in history #ode to aphrodite

[momo-wants-siesta]

SAMURAI OF HYUGA -BOOK 1- [REVIEW]

I did not originally intend to read this IF. But by popular demand I have been pressured to write this review.

Apparently it's the story of a "samurai" who lives on an island called "Hyuga" which is literally Japan, but I guess giving it a random Japanese name was cooler. More original.

This IF is divided into different books, and the adventures of this "samurai" and his companions will be told. Let's get down to business.

CHAPTER 1

Well. Let's see what this brutal interactive heart-pounding interactive tale is about.

The text of the Chapter 1 (Along with the Kanji) basically reveals to us that the author doesn't know Japanese and basically used a kanji dictionary.

As a tip, Japanese translation doesn't conserve plurals, So instead of "Sake with the Oyamas" it should be "Sake with the Oyama" and probably specificy it's a group or family. But I digress.

Steamed dumplings, nice. It's good that we start a japanese setting with a dish that is from Chinese origin (Nikuman in Japanese, Baozi in Chinese) and probably wasn't introduced until later.

I'm starting to have my doubts about the MC being a samurai, given how the dude seems to love to mix themselves with "Bakuto" people that were basically part of the modern "yakuza" today.

So for some reason we are stuck with a "spoiled kid"

Next scene. Someone getting close to a "samurai" and asking for a favor. Yeah, that was totally normal back then.

But it get's funnier when the title of the game is "samurai of Hyuga" but the two options are basically saying "I'm not a samurai". I don't understand what the author did there.

Okay. So this MC that has been living on the slums, suddenly know all about nobility and "royals". Its funny using "royals". It's good to know that the author doesn't seem to have studied Japanese history. Mostly how the correct term would either be "nobles" or "clanmen" or "imperials".

MC: *Says they are not a samurai* Random dude/woman: Master samuraaaai

I'm starting to feel like the author has been under the influence of sustances while writing this. Since the lack of consistency is apalling.

I don't want to make this review too long. But I really need to ask. Why two nobles are trying to make an alliance marriage, in a fucking Inn. And not in their houses. That doesn't make any sense. And then "let's ask this random no life to pose with us". I think that the author believe the Japanese to be stupid, or have watched too much mainstream brainless anime.

The "how the bride looks" options seems to have been written by the horniest individual to have ever existed for Google play standards of non lewdity.

I feel like I need to stop and point this. Why is the groom wearing a Kamon? Why do they need a samurai if they are samurai?

I think the author needs to understand what a samurai was. Because I think they are confused and believed all the nobility to be samurai. And that's a grave error. That's not how it worked. Nobility didn't need to be samurai. And some samurai weren't even nobility. Samurai was a social class on it's own.

I don't understand why they didn't ask the MC name. What kind of way to refer to someone is "Samurai-san" is like someone comes to you, if you are barista, even if you have your name in the tag, and go "Mister Bartender, nice to meet you".

Japanese are polite. They would ask the name. We entered full weebish anime paradise and we are only on chapter 1.

Not to say, this marriage would never happen, in those guys were not part of the nobility. Unlike in Europe were the burgesy could buy titles and marry into nobility, in Japan that was socially forbidden. And blood was really important, to the point of eugenics.

The day i find a "japan" IF that has been written by someone who did actual research instead of watching anime, will be the day I plant a tree or something.

But what is bothering me the most, is how the MC is all knowing. Not only we cannot decide on their personality (even tought there are a lot of useless stats) but the guy is basically a Gary Sue. He knows everything. He looks at you, and he knows your tragic backstory already. There's some fucked up powerfantasy there already. And it still kills me how I haven't been able to customize anything yet. I'm playing with a MC that I don't even know the game. Its fucking awesome. /s

I love how threating each other in the middle of an Inn it's great. Or how for some fucking reason, the author believe that your typical western bar fights would happen in Japan.

Fuck's sake. This author needs help. That our a japanese history book in the head, to gain some brain cells.

.......I'm going to kill someone.

So some guys appear with what I supposed it's irezumi, or the ancient version of it.

MC: they are not criminals.

Me: THEN WHAT THEY HAVE TATTOS.

Just you guys know, back in the day the "yakuza" didn't exist yet. And Irezumi exist, because back in that day criminals were tattoed, as a way to mark them. So irezumi started as a way to hide those markings.

Why would the author write something called "Samurai of Hyuga" which is clearly Japan themed, but then refuse to do even the most minimal research? I'm baffled.

So suddenly we are at "Yamato" but the game calls the place "Hyuga" then the MC goes I'm from "genfu". Someone seriously need to decide on a name, or make a fucking map.

Good Lord, this is hard.

"Wish I had an escort of Ninjas" yea because Shinobi totally escorted people. FUCK.

"That was low even for a shinobi". What the fuck is this. Shinobi were not considered dishonorable, basically because they didn't have to follow the bushido.

AUTHOR, IF YOU ARE READING THIS, ONLY THE SAMURAI WERE FORCED TO FOLLOW THE BUSHIDO. NO ONE ELSE.

Stop calling him samurai-san after hearing his fucking name. ITS FUCKING OFFENSIVE. WHY ARE YOU OFFENDING PEOPLE, TOSHIO.

Okay. I need to make this stop. So for fucking reason, to keep going I need to kill a Carp. Because fuck yeah. If I don't want to? I better quit the game.

It's good to know that the Author is complete psycho who is into stupid edgy protagonist.

Why is this even an IF? Where are the options? Why I'm still playing?

I'm gonna skip for a while to make a more compact review, because if I have to stop at every fucked up part...

So super random fight where we get more male powerfantasy. Then it's me or it's the Masashi kid a RO? Because that basically child that acts like a child. So now the author is a fucking pedo too? What's next? The guy is into lolis?

AAAAAAAND I CAN'T KEEP DOING THIS.

PRECOCIOUS FINAL TOUGHTS

How the fuck was I ever convinced to read this?

This is not even an IF. There's not even real choices. Like, the MC is totally 100% set on stone. And this is pure anime weebish trash.

This is one of the most questionable tales I read in a while. I don't event wanna now about the other ROs. This bad, this is horrible. This is something who jack up to lolis and decided to make a fucking work out of their personal waifu fantasies.

What the fuck is this. Seriously. The worse part is how people actually bought this, and how there are so many books. Unless it suddenly improves.

I been deeply disgusted and I don't even want to hear about this work ever again in my whole life.

#if game #reviews #interactive fiction #hosted games #samurai of hyuga #I want to commit seppuku right now

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Bagginshieldtober Prompt #9: Song

I started writing a song themed ficlet and it turned into a Khuzdul themed ficlet. It still counts technically as song-themed lol. I think maybe Ill do a part 2 of this for the Khuzdul prompt.

Warnings: Bagginshield, gen

Credits: @thedwarrowscholar for the Neo-Khuzdul translation of Durin's Song

Dwalin normally wasn’t one to hide his annoyance. Living amongst princes and being responsible in whole for their well-being, and in part for their rearing, the guard captain had long ago understood that he and his brother were among the unlucky few whom had the displeasure of saying “no” to Thorin Oakenshield, and many years later, too, to his terror nephews and heirs. Even Dis, who was usually the picture of restraint and amiability in her role as the Queen Mother, occasionally needed to be reminded why it wouldn’t do to have this or that courtier poisoned, just because they slighted her or her sons. Just last week, Balin had to talk her down from ordering the execution of Lady Norfi, who Dis thought had crossed the lines of propriety by batting her eyelashes at their king in front of his rightful hobbit consort.

This was to say, he wasn’t one of those people who had to worry about holding his breath and curtseying to the right person. He was free to show his annoyance, anger, or even pleasure at his discretion. Still, in times like these, he did his best not to sigh outwardly. His king looked so besotted, after all, watching his consort putter about the study, watering plants, and fussing over Mahal-knew-what. Thorin, mostly. It was as if the king of Erebor simply couldn’t hear what was coming out of his beloved consort’s mouth.

The day Bilbo Baggins had started to learn Khuzdul was the day Dwalin’s permanent headache had taken residence in his skull and never left. Of all things, Balin had thought it would be a good idea to teach him to sing their language first. Would that his brother had thought to set the wee sprite to poetry, or some quieter means of study.

The lad’s voice wasn’t bad, quite the opposite, different as it was from what his people usually preferred. It was just… amazing, really, how every single word he said was wrong.

“Kamon adda kim, uhbadaton danawk

Laksmabe kaya Kamon adda masakewl-”

It was painful to hear the sacred words of their history butchered so. For Mahal’s sake, no one should be allowed to disrespect Durin’s Song this way. It was Kâmin ‘atta khim, ‘abbad ‘atôn danakh, NOT kaMON adda kim—

He ground his teeth and counted the minutes before Thorin was supposed to leave for council. 

***

Bilbo chirped, “Aaglibee du sullu ‘aimugaleek umralul hagaas!” as Dwalin hurried down the corridor, suddenly quite eager to leave his king’s side. The hobbit sniggered, he couldn’t help it, but quickly looked around to see that no guards were observing him too closely. Thorin hadn’t missed it though, and he held out his elbow for Bilbo to take even as he gave him a reproachful look.

“It isn’t so much pestering Dwalin that I object to, mesmel,” Thorin said as they slowly made their way to their chambers after a very long day of ruling the mountain. He patted Bilbo’s hand, now heavier with bejeweled rings than ever before.

“Oh? You have objections, Your Majesty?” Bilbo responded airily. “Pray, count your grievances. You’ll find your subject a willing audience.”

Thorin’s countenance remained serene, but the noise he made in the back of his throat betrayed his good humored incredulity. 

“I do not want my people to spread rumors that my consort is an imbecile, when the truth is quite the opposite.”

It was Bilbo’s turn to scoff and he returned Thorin’s gesture, patting his hand placatingly. “We’ll simply spread the rumor of the truth. That your consort enjoys toying with your guard-captain, who is the real imbecile for believing I can’t comprehend Khuzdul conjugations or pronunciation after having mastered Sindarin, three tongues of Mannish, and becoming passable at Quenya.”

Thorin just shook his head and snorted softly, and together they harmonized sweetly, and with impeccable pronunciation, as they retreated to their chambers for the night.

Kâmin ‘atta khim, ‘abbad ‘atôn danakh

Laks mabekh aya Kâmin ‘ata masakhul

Galabî mabekh masharghiful aya’ ul fa’aban

Tân Durin Bekena ra besena zislal

Kharama hanâd ra zarsbizâr binakhrâm

Sheleka udu ’amâd binmasamkul na

Kurusifa  ra sakhaba ni kheled-zâram

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