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hannagoldworthy · 1 month
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IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”
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hannagoldworthy · 1 month
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FOUND family??? you think i just found them like this??? babes this is FORGED family. Me & the bros were scrap metal in a junkyard (very valuable, very sharp, very dangerous, uncared for) and we GOT IN THE FUCKING FIRE TOGETHER. WE did this. we said I AM NOT LEAVING YOU and melted into each other for better or for worse (it’s for better) and we are A FUNCTIONAL UNIT now. DO NOT SEPARATE. BATTERIES FUCKING INCLUDED. FOUND family my ass, we built this non-nuclear family unit from the ground up, don’t devalue this!!! it was is and will be a labour of love!!!
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hannagoldworthy · 1 month
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"boohoo obi wan was such a stickler as a padawan he was all by the books and wouldn't break a rule to save his life"
my brother in christ. he was the worst one out of his entire lineage. he just learnt to poker face. man stayed behind on child soldier planet as a kid because he told qui gon to fuck off. he has never followed any rule but his own, he just knew how to lie. and also to be a bit more refined about it than his master and padawan
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hannagoldworthy · 1 month
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I can just see the click bait headlines: “Ian McDiarmid CONFIRMS Palpatine fucks”
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"I can't believe [media] was actually about _____ the whole time!!!"
[one possible interpretation, yep]
[literally the main theme??]
[worst take you've seen in your life]
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hannagoldworthy · 1 month
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Just saw someone say "Anakin couldn't have been complicit with the enslavement of the clones if he didn't know it was happening" girl they were shooting children
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hannagoldworthy · 2 months
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Unmute !
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hannagoldworthy · 2 months
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as much as i love corruption arcs, there's just something so sexy about a character that can't be corrupted, to the point that he un-corrupts you instead
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hannagoldworthy · 2 months
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Necesitas gafas?
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hannagoldworthy · 2 months
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REVENGE OF THE SITH (2005)┃Bloopers & Gag Reel
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hannagoldworthy · 2 months
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Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to go back to bed
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hannagoldworthy · 2 months
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I think about this tweet all the time because they would've been SO powerful...
Like Brendan IS the lovable "oaf" superhero, and Sandra IS the no-nonsense, competitive journalist. The VISION:
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hannagoldworthy · 2 months
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hannagoldworthy · 2 months
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Obi-Wan: Hey, Quin, can you padawan-sit for me while I’m out of temple tonight?
Quinlan: Um… I’m not sure he likes me?
Obi-Wan: Of course not. He’s been an emotional wreck since we found out he’s been manipulated by the former chancellor, but I’ve got him mostly back to his normal amount of suspicion.
Quinlan: His normal amount of suspicion for a fourteen year old is a lot higher than other fourteen year olds.
Obi-Wan: No?? I was suspicious at that age too?
Quinlan: You weren’t exactly a standard at that age! And??? Who did master Jinn leave you with when he was out of temple?
Obi-Wan: Master Windu, of course. He thought I was cursed and didn’t like me talking past sundown because he said I talked like a haunted Naboolian street urchin at night, but he gave warm hugs. I can’t give Anakin to him, Mace hisses every time Anakin gets too close!
Quinlan: So you want to give him to /me/?
Obi-Wan: Yeah, because one: you aren’t actually afraid of him, or anyone else, or life, or the force, so, I think you can handle his glares and pouts, and two: Aayla will calm him down. He doesn’t have many other friends. Invite Lum over and keep my brother safe, please.
Quinlan: *chest puffing up pridefully at Obi-Wan saying Quinlan can handle his brother* Okay, but you owe me.
Obi-Wan: I really don’t. We weren’t even close to even before this.
Quinlan: Yeah, probably not.
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