꒦‧₊ ꒷ headcannons: team stan with a careless friend✧.*
✧.* tags: college au
✧.* Characters: kenny mccormick, kyle broflovski, stan marsh, eric cartman, butters stotch
a/n: I usually don't add cartman to these things bc he stinks+loser+annoying+suckmydick but I know he'd take advantage of someone who hod so sense of mortality so he gets a pass this time ig.
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Kenny
He mistakes the carelessness for spontaneity and immediately assigns you as his go to “lets do something stupid I just thought of” partner
He’s a “try everything once” kind of guy so it’s perfect that you have no sense of self preservation
“Kenny stand on the other side of the field, I wanna see how far I can throw my phone.”
“Okay.”
You both infuriate stan to no end
#annoyingduo in the best way possible
Do NOT put the two of you in the same room at a party
All of a sudden there’s a 15 person game of just dance happening but there’s no screen?? You’re all just doing moves you saw on just dance
Everyday is a new adventure
Kenny probably has an eye out for you though
He can die doing something stupid and be back the next day but you on the other hand are not
Gotta keep his partner in crime alive! There’s a bunch of other things on his “before I die (for real)” bucket list that you still need to mark off
Kyle
You just get caught up in the moment! You have such a wonder for life!
Kyle doesn’t get it sometimes seeing as he tries to view everything logically.
He’s more like a babysitter when you both go somewhere
“You did not just spend $300 on knock off jordans from a random man on the street corner.”
“I did and they’re the comfiest shoes I’ve ever worn. He told me they’ll cure my posture problems.”
“Do you just believe anything someone tells you?”
“Coming from someone who almost cried when I didn’t use his Candy Crush referral code so he could get more lives, that’s really rich.”
Okay so he gets swept up in trends sometimes. At least he understands his own mortality!
After the third time you try to learn how to do a backflip and fail miserably, he has to leave the room to keep from screaming
keeps a mental count of the things you do every day that should kill you
the current record is 14
Stan
He doesn’t understand how you can just go through your day without a care
Are you not afraid of dying? That’s like 32% of his thoughts during the day
“Fuck I dropped my credit card down the drain. Stan, hold my ankles while I reach down to grab it.”
“I can literally see the used heroin needles down there.”
“Okay and??? Not my fault the city doesn’t have a safe use zone, I need that card!”
One time you guys were leaving a store and the alarm went off
Stan turned to ask you if you got the security tags removed but you we’re already sprinting halfway across the mall
Not because you stole anything, but because you saw jimmy, clyde, and tolkien walking out of a store and wanted to say hi
And then you spent the rest of the day being lectured by an underpaid paul blart wannabe
Stan was freaking out because he thought you would get arrested for causing a scene or something (they find any reason to arrest someone in south park)
But all you did was laugh in that light hearted, careless way you always do
Cartman
Bro will manipulate your carelessness for all its worth
You are now the second person he calls when he has some stupid plot that needs someone who doesn’t understand the concept of death
If kenny’s busy, you’re on speed dial
Honestly, you’re probably the first call because you’ll do something stupid without needing to be paid!
Free labor!
Wanna work at dicknbaus hot dogs for 14 hours with no pay? It’s free hotdogs! You’re in!
Hes an exploitative motherfucker
Thats all im here to say about it
butters
You’re going to give him a heart attack
One time you purposely kicked a medicine ball to see how far it would go and broke your foot
And he was more worried about your foot than you were!
“Oh jesus, can you move it?”
“Um… no I don’t think so. Lemme take off my sock”
“AH ITS PURPLE!”
“Oh damn, you’re right. That’s a nice shade though, I was thinking of painting my room that color!”
“NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO BE TALKING ABOUT THIS”
Unlike kyle, he can’t force himself to ignore your careless nature
He’s always worrying about you
He’ll suggest you both go to first aid classes or cpr training whenever you hang out “just for fun!”
but really he needs to know that you at least have some first aid knowledge if you're going to keep running around like death is a social construct
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what fandoms do you write for? and for those fandoms, are there any specific characters you won't write for? and is there are a limit on how many characters we can ask about per request? will we get less headcanons if we ask for more characters?
Okay, so let's get the cinematic fandoms out of the way first. Then, we'll move onto anime.
Characters that are highlighted in blue are strictly only fluff fics.
Fandoms I write for;
- Teen Wolf
- MCU
- Supernatural
- The walking dead (AMC)
- Merlin (BBC)
- Dune
- Game of Thrones
- Friends
- Maze runner
- Lord of the Rings
- The Hobbit
- Harry Potter
- Brooklyn Nine-Nine
- IT
- Diary of a wimpy kid
- Dead Poet's Society
- Shameless
- Handsome Devil
- The black phone
- Sweet home
I am open to writing for characters that are from different fandoms that I haven't listed, but it's not necessarily a guarantee that I will present a fanfic for you.
Now,
The characters I will write for;
Teen wolf:
- Stiles Stilinski;
- Scott McCall;
- Derek Hale;
- Allison Argent;
- Lydia Martin;
- Isaac Lahey;
- Jackson Whittemore;
- Peter Hale;
- Malia Tate;
- Kira Yukimura;
- Liam Dunbar;
- Theo Raeken;
- Jordan Parrish;
- Erica Reyes;
- Ethan;
- Aiden;
- Christopher Argent;
- Mason Hewitt;
- Danny;
MCU:
- Tony Stark;
- Peter Parker;
- Bruce Banners;
- Thor Odinson;
- Loki Laufeyson;
- Steve Rogers;
- Natasha Romanoff;
- Stephen Strange;
- Wanda Maximoff;
- Clint Barton;
- Bucky Barnes;
- Carol Denvers;
- Shuri;
- Sam Wilson;
- Okoye;
- Wade Wilson;
- Pietro Maximoff;
- Vision;
- Scott Lang;
- Yelena Belova;
- Peter Quill;
- Gamora;
- Nebula;
- Matt Murdock;
- Xu Shang-chi;
- Eddie Brock;
SUPERNATURAL:
- Dean Winchester;
- Sam Winchester;
- Castiel;
(my knowledge is limited, I'm so sorry.)
THE WALKING DEAD:
- Rick Grimes;
- Carl Grimes;
- Michonne;
- Negan;
- Daryl Dixon;
- Eugene;
- Rosita Espinosa;
- Maggie Greene;
- Glenn Rhee;
- Carol Peletier;
- Andrea;
- Gabriel Stokes;
MERLIN:
- Merlin.
- Arthur Pendragon;
- Morgana Pendragon;
- Guinevere;
- Lancelot;
- Mordred;
- Leon;
- Gwaine;
- Elyan;
- Percival;
- Princess Mithian;
DUNE:
- Paul Atreides;
- Chani;
- Feyd-Rautha;
- Duncan Idaho;
- Leto Atreides;
- Stilgar;
GAME OF THRONES:
- Jon Snow;
- Robb Stark;
- Ned Stark;
- Jaime Lannister;
- Catelyn Stark;
- Cersei Lannister;
- Daenerys Targaryen;
- Jorah Mormont;
- Sansa Stark;
- Arya Stark;
- Theon Greyjoy;
- Joffrey Baratheon;
- Sandor Clegane;
- Tyrion Lannister;
- Samwell Tarly;
- Margaery Tyrell;
- Tywin Lannister;
- Tormund Giantsbane;
- Brienne of Tarth;
- Ramsay Bolton;
- Tommen Baratheon;
- Jaqen H'ghar;
- Grey Worm;
FRIENDS:
- Rachel Green;
- Phoebe Buffay;
- Ross Geller;
- Chandler Bing;
- Monica Geller;
- Joey Tribbiani;
MAZE RUNNER:
- Newt;
- Minho;
- Gally;
- Aris;
- Frypan;
- Janson;
- Thomas;
LORD OF THE RINGS:
- Frodo;
- Samwise;
- Galadriel;
- Aragorn;
- Boromir;
- Faramir;
- Arwen;
- Éowyn;
- Éomer;
- Legolas;
THE HOBBIT:
- Bilbo Baggins
- Thorin Oakenshield;
- Kili;
- Fili;
- Tauriel;
- King Thranduil;
- Elrond;
HARRY POTTER:
- Harry Potter;
- Hermione Granger;
- Ron Weasley;
- Draco Malfoy;
- Severus Snape;
- James Potter;
- Sirius Black;
- Regulus Black;
- Remus Lupin;
- George Weasley;
- Fred Weasley;
- Bill Weasley;
- Luna Lovegood;
- Neville Longbottom;
- Bellatrix Lestrange;
- Cedric Diggory;
- Lucius Malfoy;
- Oliver Wood;
- Seamus Finnigan;
- Dean Thomas;
BROOKLYN NINE-NINE:
- Jake Peralta;
- Amy Santiago;
- Charles Boyle;
- Gina Linetti;
- Ray Holt;
- Rosa Diaz;
- Terry Jeffords;
IT:
- Richie Tozier;
- Eddie Kaspbrak;
- Beverly Marsh;
- Henry Bowers;
- Bill Denbrough;
- Patrick Hockstetter;
- Stanley Uris;
- Ben Hanscom;
- Mike Hanlon;
DIARY OF A WIMPY KID:
- Rodrick Heffley;
DEAD POETS SOCIETY:
- Greg Heffley;
- Neil Perry;
- Todd Anderson;
- Charlie Dalton;
- Knox Overstreet;
- Steven Meeks;
- John Keating;
SHAMELESS:
- Fiona Gallagher;
- Lip Gallagher;
- Ian Gallagher;
- Debbie Gallagher;
- Carl Gallagher;
- Liam Gallagher;
- Jimmy Lishman;
- Karen Jackson;
- Mandy Milkovich;
- Mickey Milkovich;
- Kevin Ball;
- Veronica Fisher;
- Svetlana Yevgenivna;
HANDSOME DEVIL:
- Conor Masters;
- Ned Roche;
- Dan Sherry;
THE BLACK PHONE:
- Finney Blake;
- Robin;
- Vance Hopper;
- Bruce;
- Billy;
- Griffin;
SWEET HOME:
- Cha Hyun-su;
- Lee Eun-hyuk;
- Pyeon Sang-wook;
- Jung Jae-heon;
- Seo Yi-kyung;
- Lee Eun-yu;
- Yoon Ji-su;
- Jung Ui-Myeong;
ANIME FANDOMS THAT I WRITE FOR;
- One Piece;
- Naruto;
- SK8 the infinity;
- Tokyo Revengers;
- Attack on Titan;
- Black Butler;
- One Punch Man;
- Hunter x Hunter;
- Demon Slayer;
- Jujutsu Kaisen;
- My Hero academia;
ONE PIECE:
- Monkey D. Luffy;
- Roronoa Zoro;
- Vinsmoke Sanji;
- Nico Robin;
- Nami;
- Usopp;
- Chopper;
- Franky;
- Brook;
- Shanks;
- Mihawk;
- Trafalgar Law;
- Eustass Kid;
- Rob Lucci;
NARUTO:
- Naruto Uzumaki;
- Sasuke Uchiha;
- Sakura Haruno;
- Itachi Uchiha;
- Kakashi Hatake;
- Tsunade;
- Obito Uchiha;
- Madara Uchiha;
- Hinata Hyuga;
- Shikamaru Nara;
- Ino Yamanaka;
- Rock Lee;
- Neji Hyuga;
- Gaara;
- Temari;
- Haku;
- Konan;
- Deidara;
- Sasori;
- Pain;
- Minato Namikaze;
- Kushina;
- Sai;
- Yamato;
SK8 THE INFINITY:
- Reki Kyan;
- Langa Hasegawa;
- Tadashi Kikuchi;
- Miya Chinen;
- Kaoru Sakurayashiki;
- Kojiro Nanjo;
- Ainosuke Shindo;
- Shokichi Oka;
TOKYO REVENGERS:
- Takemichi Hanagaki;
- Manjiro "Mikey" Sano;
- Izana Kurokawa;
- Haruchiyo Sanzu;
- Shinichiro Sano;
- Ken "Draken" Ryuguji;
- Naoto Tachibana;
- Chifuyu Matsuno;
- Keisuke Baji;
- Emma Sano;
- Hinata Tachibana;
- Nahoya "Smiley" Kawata;
- Souya "Angry" Kawata;
- Kazutora Hanemiya;
- Takashi Mitsuya;
- Tetta Kisaki;
- Shuji Hanma;
ATTACK ON TITAN:
- Eren Yeager;
- Mikasa Ackerman;
- Armin Arlert;
- Jean Kirstein;
- Connie Springer;
- Sasha Braus;
- Levi Ackerman;
- Hange Zoë;
- Erwin Smith;
- Annie Leonhart;
- Reiner Braun;
- Bertholdt Hoover;
- Zeke Yeager;
- Kenny Ackerman;
BLACK BUTLER:
- Sebastian Michaelis;
- Ciel Phantomhive;
- Grell Sutcliff;
- Undertaker;
- Ronald Knox;
- Alois Trancy;
- Claude Faustus;
ONE PUNCH MAN:
- Saitama;
- Genos;
- Fubuki;
- Tatsumaki;
- Kamikaze (Atomic Samurai);
- Zombieman;
- Metal Bat;
- Child Emperor;
HUNTER X HUNTER:
- Gon Freecs;
- Killua Zoldyck;
- Kurapika;
- Leorio;
- Hisoka;
- Illumi Zoldyck;
- Chrollo Lucifer;
- Feitan;
- Kalluto Zoldyck;
- Alluka Zoldyck;
- Shalnark;
- Pakunoda;
- Kite;
- Wing;
- Phinks;
- Machi;
- Nobunaga;
DEMON SLAYER:
- Tanjiro Kamado;
- Nezuko Kamado;
- Zenitsu Agatsuma;
- Inosuke Hashibira;
- Kanao Tsuyuri;
- Genya Shinazugawa;
- Giyuu Tomioka;
- Shinobu Kocho;
- Rengoku Kyojuro;
- Gyomei Himejima;
- Sanemi Shinazugawa;
- Mitsuri Kanroji;
- Iguro Obanai;
- Muichiro Tokito;
- Akaza;
- Douma;
- Muzan Kibutsuji;
JUJUTSU KAISEN:
- Itadori Yuuji;
- Megumi Fushiguro;
- Gojo Satoru;
- Geto Suguru;
- Nobara Kugisaki;
- Maki Zen'in;
- Toge Inumaki;
- Yuta Okkotsu;
- Kento Nanami;
- Aoi Todo;
- Mai Zen'in;
- Noritoshi Kamo;
MY HERO ACADEMIA:
- Izuku Midoriya;
- Katsuki Bakugou;
- Eijiro Kirishima;
- Kaminari Denki;
- Sero Hanta;
- Tenya Iida;
- Ochako Uraraka;
- Mina Ashido;
- Jirou Kyoka;
- Mashirao Ojiro;
- Shoto Todoroki;
- Momo Yaoyorozu;
- Monoma Neito;
- Shinsou Hitoshi;
- Tamaki Amajiki;
- Keigo Takami;
- All Might;
- Aizawa Shouta;
- Ken Tagaki;
- Tomura Shigaraki;
- Touya Todoroki;
- Himiko Toga;
- Mr. Compress;
- Overhaul;
Finally. I'm done. (This took almost 2 hours bro.)
No, there is no limit to the amount of characters you request (for headcanons). However, it might take longer than usual.
And no, you will not get less headcanons if there are more characters :3
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