#JUST TO. ???WHAT THE FUCK THEYRE GAY

[jamesdotmp3]

not star trek but um. watched the new ghostbusters today. ghost lesbians ,

#jamesdotmp3 #ghostbusters #ghostbusters fanart #ghostbusters frozen empire #phoebe spengler #melody ghostbusters #wlw #lesbian #fanart #digital art #ghost #my art #like u mean to tell me phoebe SEPARATED HER SOUL FROM HER BODY #JUST TO. ???WHAT THE FUCK THEYRE GAY #phoebe. i know what you are #and what you are. is gay #genuinely started writing fanfic the moment i stepped out of the theater #I NEED THEM TO BE HAPPY. #THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO BE ENDGAME.

[pseudophan]

i just know in my heart that when dan came out at least one person from radio 1 dmed him like ... so you and phil were together that whole time right like we weren't all crazy

#the gossip at that place i cannot imagine #when dnp were there like half the djs were gay and EVERYONE was making dan-and-phil-are-fucking jokes #just like. live on air 😭😭😭😭😭 #the top bottom bunk convo about big weekend haunts me every day of my life #like theyre joking but its so CNSMXBDNFB #what a moment in time the bbc era was

[smoosnoom]

(tturing)

#me versys this gif . AGAIN #gif makers u are all so much stronger than i will ever be #this is so hard to make . oh my god #i literally said i wouldnt ever do this again and Yet . here i am . #. anythign 4 byler i guess #abyway #byler #will byers #mike wheeler #stranger things #mw #magic #gif #also . did anyone know tumblr doesnt loop gifs if theyre too large . BECAUSE I DIDNT #so fucked up #anyway if u saw me post and then delete this #that is why . tumblr my wordt enemy for Real #oh mygod i just want to further the gay i know what u are mike wheeler agenda #cant a girl post a gif without complications #anyway #byebyeee

[cowboy-robooty]

watched brokeback mountain yesterday.... mid as fuck. i think it wouldve played out a lot better if the main characters were yuri and jimmy from yarichin bitch club. do u see my vision?

#brokeback mountain #yarichin bitch club #yarichin b club #toru fujisaki #yuri ayato #ybc #ybc jimmy #yuritoru #idk their fuckin ship name #im a gay male im allowed to say brokeback mountain actually fucking sucks #i get what its doing yknow time period repression tragedy wrong time wrong place BUT GODDD I JUST DONT CARE #I DONT CARE IT SUCKS AND CHEATING TURNS ME OFF SO BAD #its like good in a technical skill way okay its a well made movie but my enjoyment was a solid 2/10 i could only watch it wif my friends #main way this could be improved is if the main characters were jimmy and yuri #if yuri and jimmy were doing this shit.... lets just say they wouldnt be hatecrimed to death for being gay #theyd be begged to leave town purely bc theyre both batshit insane and jimmy would accidentally kill 17 people via homemade cookie poisoning #draws #**obama voice** just to be queer. i traced over screenshots for this shitpost. that is all

[drbtinglecannon]

Ok I'm gonna be honest I saw some mild spoilers about Glass Onion, specifically including that Benoit was gay, and I thought that was just a fandom well understood "should've been this way" kinda thing

But no

He really is gay. And in a relationship with a char played by Hugh Grant. Living together in the cutest fanciest little apartment.

It makes so much sense. I still didn't see it coming that it would ever be explicitly shown. These movies are so good, I'll happily watch them forever.

#glass onion #knives out #glass onion spoilers #benoit blanc #detective benoit blanc #i def thought it was gonna be a ''roommates'' scenario but no he was visibly uninterested & unhappy w birdies advances #his outfits. his demeanor. i almost cant believe they made it canon & that theyre middle aged happy gays in london & that his #partner makes baked goods & his one scene is opening the door to helen & being in an apron covered in flour. i love them #anyway just watched glass onion &. fuck. fuck it was so good fuck. i spent the first 20 min like ''ok i dont dislike it but it doesnt #captivate me like knives out did. THEN THE TWIST W HELEN? FUCK IT WAS SO GOOD. FUCK #when we first saw knives out we watched it twice in a row. guess what im gonna rewatch rn after finishing glass onion? #tc posts

[ot3]

this flavor of trans guy misogyny where they do rhetorical backflips to explain why them not caring about women is good, actually, and since cis men are also misogynists a lot of the time we should all just stop complaining about it.

#'no one bats an eye when-' #actually yes plenty of women but particularly black women and lesbians have a lot to say about the specific brand of misogyny #that you get from cis gay men. only no one listens to women who talk about misogyny. is the thing. s o. #IM LITERALLY NOT EVEN SAYING PEOPLE NEED TO PUT FEMALE CHARACTERS IN SHIT #IM JUST SAYING IF THEYRE GONNA BE THERE IT SUCKS WHEN THEY'RE ONLY THERE TO BE PLOT MOTIVATORS FOR MEN!!!! NO ONE GIVES A SHIT WHAT YOU DO! #like if you're a trans guy and you have a complicated relationship to womanhood and don't want to spend a bunch of time #in the headspace of female characters. i get that. i can understand that. i can sympathize. #but if ur response to seeing someone complain about misogyny is 'why should i have to care about female characters' then ur just an asshole #theres a time and a place to talk about the Unique and Woke Way That You Personally Dislike Women and it's not on my fucking posts!!!!

[corpsentry]

a love like burning

#my art #my stuff #art #comics #comic #original art #WOAH i have nothing to tag for this since it's just mine!!!! so cool #revolutionary concept even #already went ham in the instagram caption (@ corpsentry same username) so i dont rlly wanna ham again #i would prefer to Tofu Based Substitute in the words of the ideological west #tofu is really just its own thing i dont know why theyre obsessed with making it a Healthy Vegan Food #your Mom is vegan shut the fuck up karen #anyway . we will do a shortened version of it #i am from a place and community and society wherein being vaguely unintentionally homophobic Is the norm #i am also Gay #what this means is if i cut off everyone who was even a little in disagreement with my identity i would have like 1 person left in my life #and that kinda fuckin sucks. but i also love them. my grandma is cool af #And So. we Carry These Contradictions In Us And We Keep Peeing or whatever #ill leave you folks now adoo adeu adobe acrobat etc #its summer im drawing again! thats right baby #bye #updating this to say if you’re not from southeast asia and you call this hypocritical in any way ill cleave your ass in half with my tongue

[beelzeballing]

just saw somebody say "i always wondered what kind of love izzy had for ed"

????? the faggot kind ??????

#edizzy #izzy hands #edward teach #blackbeard #ofmd #our flag means death #what kinda fucking love did you THINK #'oh yknow theyre just bros' #STOP SLANDERING MY FUCKING MAN #HES GAY. G A Y. #HOMOSEXUAL. #A FAGGOT #GODDAMN #HOW ARE YOU GONNA WATCH THE FAGGOT PIRATE SHOW AND SEE A FAGGOT PIRATE CONFESS HIS FAGGOT LOVE FOR HIS FAGGOT CAPTAIN #AND GO 'HM. WONDER WHAT KINDA LOVE HE MEANS' #I NEED YOU TO SHUT UP SOOO BADLY #<-being hyperbolic but also come On

[soplapinga]

Honestly still thinking about Vash hearing Wolfwoods voice telling him to USE THE FUCKING CROSS when he was right on the verge of getting killed like ???? What kind of peak romance was that what the fuck

#to be about to get killed and hear ur dead bffs voice calling u fucking moron and remembering u theyre somehow still w u to still protect u #is it gay #me and my bf had to do a double take just to confirm we were not hallucinating or some shit like #at first we thought it was just him remembering shit he had said to him #what was pretty gay shit thank u very much #but the we were like no #theyve never had an scene like these ???? #WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOURE HEARING TALKING TO YOU FROM FUCKING DEATH????? #QUEERASS???!!!!!;;'?? #trigun 1998 #vash the stampede #nicholas d. wolfwood #vashwood #trigun vash #trigun wolfwood #trigun 98

[lawlietscaramels]

of α and β

Warnings!! dead dove - do not eat, cannibalism, implied cannibalism, death (before the start of the short), horror(?), blood (image).

It's rather dark, but not very explicit. Continue with caution.

A was dead.

A was dead.

A was dead.

The words cascaded through B's head, lines of green text overlapping as they fell.

A was dead.

B was next.

“He who says A must say B likewise.” That was Hansel and Gretel, the version he read with them in the dusty room that Thursday.

B didn't like the funeral.

He didn't like the black clothes. The Victorian element of it all. He didn't like the church.

He didn't like A's grave.

He sat on the grass covered in weeds and ripped them out, then ripped out the flowers too and stared at the stone.

A was dead.

Stone was the rest of them.

No.

They were there.

B ripped the grass away. Then the dirt. He ripped at the wood and their flesh and held their heart.

A was dead.

B was next.

There was very little blood.

Between the lines of alpha and beta, half a heartbeat made two one.

Dear L did you know

If you write it right,

A fits inside B?

　★━━─・‥…━━━☆

𝖎𝖋 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖑𝖎𝖐𝖊𝖉 𝖎𝖙 ˏˋ⋆˖⁺˖⁀➷ 𝖕𝖑𝖊𝖆𝖘𝖊 𝖗𝖊𝖇𝖑𝖔𝖌 + 𝖋𝖔𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖜

→ thanks to @levi-dayne for being my beta reader! ←

#what the fuck. did i just write. #a and b bought the house for sale in my head. they're being gay in there. #i love them. theyre so tragic. but theres however much fluff before this point. if i ever write it shruuuugs #death note #dn #death note headcanons #writing #art #lei writes #beyond birthday #a acheron #← A's tag #a death note #b death note #bb death note #death note fanfiction #short read #quick read #canon x canon #a x b #of α and β #cw cannibalism #cw blood #lei's death note #a x b death note #disturbing #dark #horror #vibrates I'm both excited + scared to share

[brigatebajor]

they make me homophobic.

#it literally wasnt even coding at this point #rsl really went and dug up the repressed homosexual look from his dead poets society days #its driving me crazy. theyre just gay. theyre straight up gay. what the fuck #im so sorry for houseposting on main but my brain is infected with parasites #house md

[hecksupremechips]

Ah but okay real talk as someone who’s been through the whole “being gay while having severe trauma from a religious upbringing” experience, the good omens season 2 ending is so fucking accurate to the emotional turmoil you go through when discovering your sexuality while simultaneously not wanting to go to hell

Like throughout the whole show, and specifically its highlighted many times in this season, Aziraphale is trying so hard to believe that God is inherently good and that straying from that path is inherently bad and unforgivable. Cuz that’s the shit you’re taught when raised catholic! And him constantly trying to prove that Crowley belongs in heaven instead of hell is his way of trying to save Crowley from damnation, and by extension, himself

So when Aziraphale gets the offer to earn his place back in heaven with Crowley by his side, of course he takes it. It means that they can both convert and finally be together without consequence! And fuck, that just rings so true to me because I just remember when I was younger the way I was so scared of turning away from god, and even though id try to convince myself that maybe being gay isn’t a sin, it didn’t help. So I pretty much thought that I could find a loophole where I could theoretically be gay, but I’d have to be an extremely devout Catholic in order to cancel it out and guarantee my spot in heaven. Just in case being gay was a sin. And that’s essentially what is happening here, Aziraphale found a loophole where he can be with Crowley AND saved from damnation, all he has to do is pledge loyalty to heaven and get Crowley to do the same

But Crowley knows better. He knows that it won’t work like that. Even if they can be together now without damnation, it won’t be worth it because this ideology is toxic. He’s traumatized and fed up with this way of thinking that guarantees you’ll be saved as long as you don’t ask questions. He’s heartbroken that Aziraphale WOULD want that for them when it’s caused both of them nothing but misery. He’s hurt that someone he loves thinks he has to do this so they can be together, given how much Crowley emphasizes that he wants nothing to do with it. It’s frustrating as hell to not be listened to, to have someone not understand that you’re significantly happier when you don’t have to constantly repress your identity to please some god who is, quite frankly, a complete asshole

And the part where they kiss and Crowley makes it quite clear that his stance won’t change, that he actually WANTS damnation if it means they can be together, and Aziraphale says “I forgive you”? OOF that hits so hard

#good omens #good omens s2 #good omens spoilers #ineffable husbands #putting aziraphale in a box with marianne called #gay characters with severe catholic guilt that make me mentally ill and i want to punch them and hug them forever #theyre so good aaaaaaghhh this season was so good this final scene was so fucking good #aziraphale is past me and crowley is current me and they are fighting #i can let azzy off the hook here because i know exactly what hes going through and hes gay and cute #but if he said this shit without the gayness id get my comically large hammer and just start smashing #i just want him to be happy dammit he needs to open his eyes and make out with the goth guy #and get therapy

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

for some reason im really feeling the Queer Euphoria in this chilis tonight, specifically: being so ambiguous its hilarious. there is No label to describe my orientation/gender. like yeah i use nonbinary bc technically it fits but also bc the flag Fucks. if asked, my only correct answer would be "Wildcard, Motherfucker!"

#both change on a daily basis #gender depends on vibes. weather. A Cool Art Piece I Saw On Tumblr. a dream i had the night prior. what im doing at the moment. song playin #i use & prefer they/them but really anything is free game For The Bit. i am willing to play pretend and try on different hats! #orientation depends on who im looking at in the moment. like i consistently surprise myself with who i do/dont find attractive #it also happens.... less than id expect. but when it does happen its a very strong Ohhhhhh. Ohoho Hi Heyyyy<3 moment #BUT OH ITS SO FUN TO BE UNLABELABLE #thats not a word! except yes it is! #i take the boxes people try to put me in. i make a sickass fort outta them & add blankets and pillows & paint #there is a drawbridge and a moat. and origami dragons! #its so so fun #but also very annoying on the rare occasion im asked what i am #like! fuck if i know! this is my first time being alive! its none of my business! i have bigger omelets to burn! #its like.... #'are you gay' yes but also no 'are you a lesbian' yes but also no 'are you bi' yes but also no 'are you-' Yes But Also No. #again: wildcard. #absolutely unprompted #its like... oh man if i wasnt so squeamish about syringes i could make my gender Soooo Me <3 #bc i want a deeper voice but i like my body how it is. mostly. its literally just my voice that i dont like #& facial hair would be nice but also do i want to deal with the hassle that is shaving. no i do not <3 #still i cherish the two hairs i have on my chin. theyre so neat #i wish skirts were comfortable. i need a better eyeliner pen. i need more tank tops and a good binder. i want to confuse people #and then like... women with deep voices and men who're all dolled up and ambiguous folks who are so visibly queer- #there is so much to love everywhere and i do not care for the generally excepted/used fences people keep putting up #im ripping up their signs and kicking over the fences. Let Us Roam Free Range #shoutout to all my fellow Idk What The Fuck I Am And I Like It That Way homies. we're so funky #and you're So fucking valid. you don't need a label and you don't need a description. you are so so so awesome and rad as hell

[57sfinest]

pov you walk into the precinct 41 break room and the heterosexual life partners are discussing a case

#ref is an always sunny screenshot LMFAO i just. needed to do this #harry du bois #jean vicquemare #i hesitate to tag this jeanharry because that's not quite what this is. even so. #jeanharry #kiwipost #my art #dont ask me quastion i am 2. #chester: ....why are you sitting on mullen like that #jean: not enough room on the couch. mind your fucking business #truly and genuinely they both are like why do you guys keep calling us gay. we're obviously het. wdym het guys dont do this #are they fucking? maybe. not important. theyre still het. and hate each other etc etc #sorryyy its rough i will never clean up art ever

[ex-jock-enthusiast]

Being absolutely serious for a moment, I think sex ed should have a module covering kinks and fetishes. Like high school senior year, just explain the basic concept to people and, without going into any specifics, list some odd and unusual examples of things that could be fetishised to demonstrate range and esoterica. That's it. Quick and easy lemon squeezy. Because I think that would go a looooong way to combatting some of the absolutely headass takes I have seen recently.

I think a good example of this is Nikocado Avocado. I think, to any of us, it is clearer than fucking glass that that man is a gainer. Probably mixed up with some bimboification/humiliation stuff thrown in for flavour. Whatever the specific combination of facts, his weight gain is a fetish thing. That's it, plain and simple. And the sheer fucking volume of thinkpiecey youtube animations, reaction videos, pithy editorials bemoaning the corruptive influence of food addiction and the mental corrosion of obesity makes me want to put my fucking head through a wall.

SO MANY PEOPLE seem to think they are messengers sent on behalf of Gabriel himself to teach this man that he is overweight, since obviously his mind has been so addled with calories that he can barely tell if he's even conscious or not anymore. He is aware. He is not delusional. He weighs like 300lbs, which seems like a lot, but is not nearly enough to break your fucking mind like some people are claiming.

Like, guys. He just gets off on it. That may not be as satisfying as trying to save his soul from fucking Five Guys, but it's true. And if people were just taught this stuff, it would save everyone a lot of time and trouble.

#not usual content sorry #enthusiastic ramblings #nikocado avocado #gaining #bulk #bulking #ex jock #exjock #hunky to chunky #fittofat #male gainer #belly #gay gainer #weight gain #like specifically what he's doing does not appeal to me #in the same way that people drinking candy cocktails out of toilets is not for me #but it IS for someone #and that is the reason why theyre doing it #i think his case is a good example of what happens when kinky content creators breach containment #just so much fucking whinging #cw fatphobia #as well #just in case #coz lets be real thats what it is

[cashmere-caveman]

sometimes someone will reblog my "silver lied in the finale no idea abt what tho" post and their tags all full of #flinthamilton angst and i just really am forcefully reminded that even though we all watched the same show . we did not in fact watch the same show. like yes their affair is basically what set the whole plot in motion and i really love thomas as a plot device but i do have to confess that idc abt thomas as a person at all lmfao

#like i wont stop u from making the finale abt flinthamilton thats ur right go crasy go silly etc but to me that is just not whats happening #thomas being there or not is abt whether or not silver is lying about this particular detail it is not abt unburying ur gays #like. to me at least #idk how else to put it but thomas being there is not abt thomas. it is abt flint and madi and silver and The Narrative #it is abt silver trying to pay off flint with the same thing he sold this war for: a partner #and he is telling this to madi who did not want this about flint who also did not want this #so theyre both making eye contact and are waiting for the other to either flinch or turn back into a person who loves them #its driving me insane. like ur taking a moment as fucked up and genius as this and u decide this is abt colonizer romance #like im not even getting into the fact that imo flint has progressed so far in his ideological journey that they wouldnt see eye to eye #bc woodes rogers is flints mirror but wr is also what thomas mightve become and ur telling me hed happily settle for That? #ok no i'll stop here i need to go say the litany against getting mad online 10x (getting mad online is the mind killer) #black sails #cavetext #once again. live ur truth!!! more power to u!!! but if u do that on my post where i can see it i will inevitably have opinions i fear