caleb widogast is easily the most character of all time. he's traumatized. he's autistic. he's bisexual. he's polyamorous. he's a ginger. he has a german accent. he does magic. he has a cat. his best friend is a mean lesbian that punches him a lot. he killed his parents. he looks like a hobo. he's new in town.
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bored. *jerks off* sad. *jerks off* stressed. *jerks off* angry. *jerks off* horny. *jerks off* ready to go to sleep. *jerks off*
jerking off, the universal cure confirmed.
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ladies, if he:
- has emotional trauma
- was abused/neglected or had an unhappy childhood
- has daddy issues
- has dark hair and is a bit of a jerk
- is depressed af
- sarcastic and funny as hell
- probably gay
then he's not your man, he's my comfort character
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Ranni: You've gone too far this time, Sellen!
Sellen: Oh, please.
Sellen: The last time someone beat and robbed your mother, you proposed.
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My love language is making sure that everyone around me has eaten today
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I've started translating 推し as blorbo around friends b/c
A. Tumblr has infected me with that word, it's a perfect fandom-niche word
B. I'M NOT WRONG, 推し IS BLORBO
and
C. It's hilarious and makes me laugh and you can't stop me XD
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Me and mom: *watching the Tell Tale Heart episode of Fall of the House of Usher*
Mom, halfway through: I think it's nice they dedicated an entire episode to you and the beeping smoke detector you couldn't find in your room for 3 months
Me: ain't that the truth
ETA, towards the end when SPOILER is losing it over the sound:
Mom: now SPOILER looks like you did after three months of not being able to find the smoke detector
Me: MA 😂
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For valentines day we got assigned to write what love is to us on the wall. Yeah well:
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a conversation I had with my parents:
Me: Do you think spider-man can drive?
My dad: Don't know maybe, why?
Me: Just curious. What do you think, Ma?
My mom: I don't know nun about spider-man.
My dad: I think he could prolly drive.
My mom: Where's he from again?
Me: New york
My mom: Oh, maybe he can drive but not well, that's for sure.
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(10sept2023) HAPPY BIRTHDAY IORI!!
Come back soon and actually participate in a battle where you don't get taken out right away. That would be pretty sick.
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