#If that happens

[da-proti-toku-grem]

you guys know i'm not a Kris girlie, but my usual attraction for him (bc i might not be a Kris girlie but the guy is beautiful) got multiplied by 20 for a moment when i saw Damon's pics

and now i'm scared bc if the "chapter 1" thing actually means that he will photograph all five of them, and i get a similar reaction for each one... i feel like i'm gonna explode if he drops Nace pics (and Jan and Jure for that matter) bc i feel like i couldn't be more attracted to that man omfg

#i'm shaking right now fr #if that happens #it will be my death sentence #joker out #damon baker #maca speaks

[zeemczed]

Shenanigans on r/Balatro.

#Balatro #Reddit #FOR THOSE UNAWARE #There is a non-zero chance P.M. Seymour will have to read this in the future #If that happens #I apologize in advance #Also Azuri is the best more beep boop bean

[dizzybizz]

if you're still doing the requests could you draw Yoimiya?? she's so beloved to me :]

the one and only!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <333

(also i dont know if u saw it but i did draw her here)

#also i will announce when reqs are closed so dw!! #if that happens #genshin impact #yoimiya #genshin impact fanart #my art #doodle #i got a bit carried away with this one ngl #broooo i want her so bad but we will see what happens 😔

[amandacanwrite]

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#writing community #writers on tumblr #writing #authors #writeblr #my writing #romantasy #historical fantasy #book quotes #low key #kinda nervous #that no one is going to interact #its a possibility #ill be okay #if that happens

[iamheretemporarly]

Swap Miguel is not safe from the “dead mentor” allegations btw

#Been seeing lots of theories about Peter b dying in the next movie #If that happens #Swap Miguel is following behind #Just sayin #hehehehehehe #spiderman into the spiderswap #miguel ohara

[eepybubble]

wondering what my friends were scrolling through when they saw dream bc i don't think a lot of them have a lot of social media and i would like to know if any are tumblrinas

#not that i would show them my account #but i would stalk theirs like a normal perosn #i feel like i should go to bed bc my typing is getting worse and i haven't done my hw and im sick #it's only 10 #you i have time #i think i have tk wake up at 6:30 #so if i go to bed at midnight and fall asleep by 12:30 that's still 6 hours #about #if that happens #borf barks #are people really that surprised by another white boy #like i semi freaked out #but #idk #hes cute yeah?? #idk what to think of this im not even in the fandom or whatever

[dizzying-faust]

As much as I love DJ Subatomic Supernova, I can imagine if NSR was more popular, he would get toxic, defensive stans like the Chloe Bourgeois stans.

Not helped by him being a fandom sexyman and how popular he is for shipping (mostly for neon//nova).

#c's thoughts #thankfully I've only encountered two toxic djss stans #other than that #if that happens #I've going full on protective mode for my hubby

[sukunoon]

the day i can confidently write and put all 11 harbingers into a post together will be the day i never touch grass ever again

#[ꕥ] — talking to thin air #[ꕥ] — genshin #if that happens #just know #i've lost my mind #and i simp too hard

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours? #also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that! #unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

[funshape]

this is the closest you can get to experiencing a jumpscare on social media

#this just happened to me w the walten files if you were curious

[ladychlo]

Motaz Azaiza interviewed by Ajstream after fleeing Gaza, please do watch the whole interview...

#he just turned 24 yo #I can't imagine how many dreams aborted by what's happening #please do watch the whole interview #motaz azaiza #free palestine #gaza

[bob-artist]

I had an upsetting dream last night.

#artists on tumblr #misc comics #comics #minicomic #minicomics #my random art #dreams #butter #cooking #food art #comic #this is what happens when you don't cut the butter into smaller pieces

[opiumvampire]

fuck w me

#my mommys cookie recipe except she makes them peanut butter cookies and i dont like peanut butter so we’re doing sugar cookies #sure hope nothing weird happens

[aphel1on]

IM FULLY LOSING IT FALIN LEARNS ABOUT THEIR MONSTER EATING ADVENTURES AND IMMEDIATELY IS LIKE "so what about fish-people? :3" AND LAIOS JUST "no the party didnt let me :<"

this right after they feed her red dragon meat whilst she is still unaware that her new body is.. made of dragon meat.... and laios is like "eh its probably fine ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"

Just

#aphelion.txt #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #laios touden #falin touden #touden siblings #sorry for the dunmeshi spam. it will happen again

[unhingemyheart]

Prime Video: So, Good Omens Season 2 

Neil Gaiman: Yes

Prime Video: What‘s the Story? 

Neil Gaiman: No story, just vibes.

Prime Video: Neil, we need a little more to work with. 

Neil Gaiman: Okay, do you remember Sister Theresa Garrulous and Sister Loquacious from Season 1?

Prime Video: Yes?

Neil Gaiman: They‘re in a coffee shop AU.

Prime Video: Aaaand?

Neil Gaiman: And they need to fall in love. 

Prime Video: But Neil what about Crowley and Aziraphale?

Neil Gaiman: Oh, don‘t worry. They‘re already in love. 

#you can't convince me this isn't what happened #good omens #neil gaiman #crowley #aziraphale #good omens 2 #anthony j crowley #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #aziraphale x crowley #good omens season 2 #prime video #ineffable idiots

[t00thpasteface]

literally so embarrassing to have someone go "i don't go here" or "what's this from?" on my art and it's a rarepair/crackship that is in no way representative of the source material... and i have to be like. well you see, the rest of the restaurant's menu is not like this. i'm doing my own thing eating black olives right out of the can in the back-of-house. whether or not you want me to throw you a can, you have to understand that's not what they serve out front

#it keeps happening across several different fandoms. got a couple curious lookyloos on my sanguine throwback comic earlier LOL #shebbz shoutz