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#ITS HAPPY HEADCANONS TIME MOTHERFUCKERS
shizucheese · 2 months
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Hey guys, we need to talk. Because a certain little something in TMAGP 8 is causing what is genuinely the most toxic part of the Magpod fandom at large to once again rear its ugly head. So let's talk about podcast character appearance head canons, shall we?
I'm tagging this with the Magnus Archives, TMA and Magpod tags because I am absolutely calling all of you out, but if you don't want spoilers for The Magnus Protocol episode 8 then stop reading right now.
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. Okay, so, Gerry exists in the TMAGP universe. He's happy (or at least acts cheerful). And some people have headcanoned this to mean that he is no longer goth, or at the very least isn't dying his hair black with bad box color. And other people have decided to get seriously agro over this. I have literally seen with my very own eyeballs someone call "un-gothing" Gerry a "hate crime" and calling the person they were talking to "gothphobic."
Let me make this absolutely clear for all of you: podcasts are a purely audio medium and unless a physical trait of theirs is explicitely stated, everyone's headcanon for how a character appears is valid. Goth TMAGP Gerry is valid. But also
Rainbow Goth TMAGP Gerry is valid. Pastel Goth TMAGP Gerry is valid.
Not Goth At All TMAGP Gerry is valid.
Bald Gerry who has actually gotten his brain cancer diagnosed in time and is getting treated for it is valid. Somebody's headcanon of a character that has no canonical description to them, or whose headcanon matches the few crumbs of canonical description we have but otherwise doesn't look the way you imagine them to, is not going to take away from your own headcanon of what a character looks like. If someone imagining or drawing a character looking a different way from how you imagine them looking somehow takes away from your enjoyment of the fandom or otherwise makes you feel like you need to barge in and tell them that they're Wrong and need to conform to your headcanon or else, that is a reflection on you, not them.
And this problem way predates TMAGP, let alone TMAGP 8. The only description we have of John is that he is in his early 30's and has prematurely greying hair.
If someone thinks he looks like the pastiest motherfucker to ever dwell in a basement, an extra-in-the-Adam's Family or Tim Burtan protagonist of a man, let them.
What's that? You want to tell them that John is BROWN and if they don't headcanon him looking that way they're WRONG and RACIST? Back away from the keyboard and go outside.
(Ironically, as someone who started getting grey hairs in my hair in my 20's myself, I'm pretty sure everyone's headcanon of John, with tiny little whisps of grey in his hair, is wrong, because if he was so grey that people were surprised to learn he was "a child of the 90's," he was probably full on salt-and-pepper when he was in his 20's.)
The only description we have for Martin is that he (man who canonically has the self esteem of a used doormat) describes himself as "not the smallest guy", Not-Sasha called him "roomy", Melanie is skinner than him, and Jonny said he imagined him as a "bigger guy" who would beat Alex in a physical fight. If someone decides to take this information and conclude that it means he's tall, broad and has muscle, rather than that he's overweight, fucking let them. If your first instinct to this is to run to your keyboard and call them "fatphobic" or otherwise bash them for it, I once again urge you to back away from your keyboard and go outside.
Someone headcanons Basira not wearing a headscarf? We have exactly 0 canonical physical description of her and the people who headcanon her as having one are basing that purely off of her name alone. Fucking let them. Someone headcanons Melanie and/ or Georgie as a skin color you don't agree with or a hairstyle you don't like? Fucking let them. As long as someone's headcanon of a character's description doesn't contradict the few canonical descriptions we have of a character, why do you care? Them having a different headcanon from you doesn't take away your right to imagine the characters looking however you like, anymore than it should take away their right to do the same. Someone headcanoning John as white (or Black, or Asian, or Mixed, or whatever) isn't going to make all of the fanart of John as brown with long hair suddenly disappear, nor the fanfiction describing him as such (although I do often wonder if the opposite is not true; is the fact that John looks the same in so much of the fanart I see on here really because of fandom "consensus", or is it because people are absolutely awful to anyone who draws him Different?). Someone headcanoning Martin as not fat isn't going to make the mountains of fanart of him as a fluffy little marshmallow vanish into the void (although I do remember hearing about someone getting bullied off the internet for daring to draw Martin as not fat). And someone headcanoning Gerry in TMAGP as not being goth isn't going to take away your preciouse goth TMAGP Gerry headcanon. That should be part of the fun of it, shouldn't it? Seeing what different images people have conjured in their heads of these characters we only get to experience with our ears, and celebrating the differences as well as the similarities? Why are we bullying people into conforming to one appearance of a character when no actual canonical appearance of them exists?
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kodamaghost00 · 1 month
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30 Charlie headcanons
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[Disclaimer!!]
I know Chaggie is canon but for the sakes of this post Charlie will be single. [Im a passionate chaggie shipper pls don’t kill me]
This post will contain: NSFW,Sfw, Fluff, Smut
It's also Genderless for the girls,gays and theys! You're a new resident at the Hotel in this scenario.
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Let’s begin!
Her favorite nicknames for you are “Sunshine” and “Pumpkin”. And everything sweet in general.
She makes you breakfast every morning and gets excited when you do the same.
Loves morning cuddles. She’d stay in bed just enjoying the embrace and warmth of your body.
Would not really understand your interests but enjoys seeing you being happy. So she will engage and learn about your interests and hobbies. “So you’re into that? Sounds interesting, Sunshine!”
She is definitely an early sleeper. She wants to get the most out of a day as possible.
Listens to 2017 white girl music on a daily basis and you guys vibe all the time.
After she got to meet Rosie she always went to her for advice or help in general.
She gets very flustered and ashamed when people as about her sexual life and declines to talk about it openly.
She likes PDA a lot though. Showing off her perfect partner with kisses and hand holding? Fuck yeah!
She definitely confessed her love to you first. She gave you flowers and a love letter wich read “Please be mine and go on a date with me!”. With an adorable doodle next to it.
She’s more of a dog person but loves KeeKee with her whole heart.
She’s is surprisingly dominant in bed. She pins you down aggressively but afterwards asks you if you are okay with it.
She is very flexible so there are many poses you guys could try out.
She enjoys oral a bit more than anything else. Seeing you shutter under her control makes her feel very reassured.
She definitely goes into her demon form when she’s close. Her tail wrapping around her waist trying to keep her composer.
Great at aftercare. She makes sure you feel reassured and comfortable once you’re finished. Cuddles and kisses are a must.
“Are you comfortable pumpkin? Would you like a towel?” And also whispering reassurance to you is important. “You did great by the way… you look so cute!”. A total sweetheart.
She is great with all sorts of people. Even the ones who are really disrespectful to her. So sometimes you keep those people in place.
Won’t curse until she needs to. She isn’t really going hard on the curses when she does curse. A simple “Fuck you” or “Motherfucker” is enough for her.
She absolutely adores kids. She also wants at least two in the future.
Gets shy easily. When you compliment her hair or her big round eyes she gets flustered right away.
In her emo phase she definitely said “ITS NOT A PHASE!” and now she looks back on it and laughs every time.
Hopes she will see Emily again one day. They definitely had a great time together.
If you’re not able to sleep at night she’s singing you to sleep. With your head on her lap and her playing with your hair.
LOVED the Barbie movie and rewatched it twice. And cried at the ending.
She is an hardworking woman so she’s encouraging you to help her out a lot. Trying to make you feel included!
When she gets overwhelmed she locks herself in her room and cries herself to sleep.
“Hey Charlie…? Are you okay…?” You asked knowing she’s feeling down. “Y-yeah! I’m fine pumpkin… don’t worry!!” “You don’t have to pretend my love…”
She sighed as she opened her door. You see her puffed up eyes so you open your arms wide. “Come here…” she hugs you deeply. “Thank you…”
You kiss her forehead as she embraces the hug. “No need to thank me sweetheart.”
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Yes I know no one asked for this but I love Charlie so you gotta listen to me rant about her. Give my girly more love and attention! So as always I’d love to get some requests for characters, I’ll try to do all of them but there’s so many! Thanks for reading my dear friends and have a lovely day/night!
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desmorotu · 2 months
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lasko’s playlist ⭐️ (a glimpse)
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☆ lovesong - adele (lasko, despite already having a partner and is able to express how he feels freely to them, is still a hopeless romantic. he often feels a pit in his stomach when thinking about love, and this song conveys precisely how he can feel. he enjoys humming the melody and tapping his foot to the beat + has cried to this song just because 💀)
☆ i’m not okay - JVKE (he loves the piano!! he is a sucker for a good, heart aching melody that can bring goosebumps to his skin. he doesn’t particularly relate to the song per se, but he does agree with the message that it is okay to not be okay.)
☆ life eternal - ghost (he thinks about his partner when this song plays :p. he really enjoys the choral elements to it! damien’s been introducing him to different kinds of music and lasko is experimenting with ghost currently. he bobs his head to the beat and enjoys dramatically staring out the window when it’s nighttime. he’s witnessed damien screaming these lyrics at the top of his lungs.)
☆ closer - nine inch nails (gavin showed him this song LMAO. despite being shy about the lyrics when listening around other people, when he is alone he is definitely jammin’. he actually enjoys the suggestive lyrics a lot, but he will never admit it to the others. he lip syncs and looks in the mirror while he does it to make sure he looks “attractive enough.” not even his partner knows he does this yet.)
☆ singularity - bts (after having looked up the english translation, he feels a deeper ache when listening to it. he relates deeply to these lyrics, acknowledging that he oftentimes puts others way before himself and, just as in the song, “buries his voice” in fear of rejection. he loves taehyung’s deep vocals and prefers listening while driving because he seeks the vibration of the bass.)
☆ like crazy - jimin (lasko may or may not have gone down a bts rabbit hole at some point—but this song hits him to his core. it’s in a way that he can’t explain, but goosebumps take over his skin and he has to stop whatever he’s doing at the moment to listen and appreciate in its entirety. he was very happy when his partner told him that it was on their playlist after listening to it with them :3)
☆ sure know something - kiss (lasko’s an avid kiss enjoyer—i won’t be hearing any protests. he likes listening to this one with his partner and breaking out of his shell for a moment to dance along with them :). he likes the bass and paul stanley’s voice could “bring a grown man—yes, that grown man is me—to his knees.”)
☆ you know me too well - nothing but thieves (he heard this from another person’s car radio while stopped in traffic and he shazamed that shit. he loves the sensual vibe and, if he ever decides to make a sex playlist, will probably be putting this song on there.)
☆ sway - michael bublé (he fuckin LOVES the entirety of this song. he dances with his partner to it and often enjoys watching them dance to it by themselves. his mouth is always agape, eyes wide and looking desperately in awe. he loves spinning them around and seeing the mischievous glint in their eye. he regrets not ever picking up an instrument, but he would pick up a trombone or violin in a heartbeat if given the chance.)
☆ dancing queen - ABBA (this motherfucker IS the dancing queen even though he is no longer seventeen. he always smiles his biggest when he recognizes the familiar melody and lets himself dance to it even if there are people around. even in the most subtle of ways like walking to the beat or swaying his body, he cannot stay still with this song on. his partner likes to play it when they’re walking through the doorway as an “intro song.”)
refer to lasko’s playlist cover at the bottom!!
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okay omg i hope you like it 💔 more songs from my playlist that give lasko vibes this time. these are just my opinions + headcanons ! i tried really hard with this but sometimes i’m really bad at words so i’m sorry if the descriptions are repetitive :(. again, if you want to see more, let me know!! i personally love content like this and i’ve was actually really inspired by morgan’s OC icon post :3 it was SO COOL
k bye 💟
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tic-toc-clock77 · 2 months
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SLENDERBROTHERS HEADCANONS
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General Context
After Zalgo and Slender were separated in the lab, Slender was put with 3 other test subjects, the four became so close that they gradually treated each other like brothers. The three before Slender were already close and gladly accepted Slenderman into their brotherhood.
SLENDERMAN
-Slenderman is the voice of reason for his brothers
-Feeds off human bodies
-If anybody whether a worker or a brother needs advice, Slender is the go-to guy (unfortunately for him)
-Slender is the youngest brother of the group
-Slender doesn't exactly hate his brothers
-He just gets constantly exhausted and deflated whenever their around because these guys ALWAYS cause some sort of trouble
-Needs very long rests after they visit and he doesn't even need to sleep
SPLENDORMAN
-Middle Child, younger than Offender and Trender
-Joyous motherfucker
-Feeds off joy and happy energy
-He does have his own forest and his own workers, he enjoys managing them and being invovled
-He treats all his workers like friends
-His joy is seemingly never ending, so much so that it's scary to imagine pissing him off
-Its even scarier when you HAVE somehow pissed him off
-He. Goes. Ballistic.
-But it's only ever happened once
-The one time he invited Offender over, something unsavory almost happened to one of his workers
-Splendor promptly beat the absolute shit out of him
-Other than that, whenever he goes to Slender and his workers he never loses his cool
-Splendor will have tea parties with Sally and Lulu whenever they want because Slenderman refuses
-He tries his best to get everyone all together to have little parties and game nights
-The game nights barely ever work and somebody gets punched in the first 20 minutes usually by Jeff
OFFENDERMAN
-Second oldest brother
-He has workers but a very limited number
-Feeds off sexual energy
-Hes sorta of a Valentino from Hazbin esque character
-He rarely sees his brothers because everyone really hates him
-Slender has banned him from his forest, Splendor tries to avoid him at all costs and Trender tries to forget he even exists
-He has his workers under mind control, if they ever awaken from the mind control they will kill him
-He's sorta like a queen bee of a colony
TRENDERMAN
-Oldest brother
-He treats his workers like his models
-His workers don't kill, he's never had an interest in death and doesn't need to eat people to survive
-He has no need to eat or sleep, so he spends most of his time working
-He doesn't spend a lot of time with his brothers but will babysit the younger members of Slender's Forest (E.g. Sally)
-The most truthful and responsible brother
-Uses his workers as models
-He is where mannequins come from lol
-He watches MLP with Sally, his favourite is Rarity
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catmaidetho · 1 month
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happy mcyt aro week. i do not have the energy to write any fics for it so have a collection of my headcanons for how clethubs works when etho is aroace:
etho very rarely returns physical affection. it's not his thing. he likes the idea of it, but as soon as anyone does more than a quick hug he gets very uncomfortable fast
bdubs (an extremely touchy person) works with this. he boasts that he is an etho body language expert and can tell from the way etho stands whether or not it's safe to hold his hand
"safe? crow what's that mean" if someone---anyone---touches etho in any way when he does not want it he will attack them. sometimes its just swatting them away. other times he has full-on cleaved folks in half with a sword. it depends on the day
cleo on the other hand, who has not known etho as long, asks before anything.
etho is very bad at returning affection but nonetheless he tries so hard. cledubs both tell him he really doesn't have to but he's Determined and etho is a stubborn motherfucker once he sets himself on something he will not give up
this manifests as constantly giving them Physical Things. he shows up at their bases with shulker boxes of resources and shoves them at them. he lies about why he's doing it. "um i have a bunch of extra mob and player heads. take them." "i collected too much moss for my build and my storage is overflowing. have it."
cleo and bdubs know why he's doing it. even if he vehemently denies it. both have resolved to just accepting the Stuff (even if they dont need it) because etho's trying
basically etho is kind of like a semi-feral cat who has Chosen You as the only person they trust to get near and brings you dead rats.
and finally, above all
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[id: animated flame text that reads "t4t4t clethubs." end id.]
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hunterwritesstuff · 9 months
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Can I please get some glitchy red headcanons? I'm curious about your general take on him! Love all your writing so far by the way, keep doing great things! :)
OOoh! Can do!
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🎮 So like, Glitchy Red has TERRIBLE anger issues.
🎮 Like, WOW.
🎮 He, unfortunately, isn't too great towards the NPCs of the game, treating them as less than himself, as they, well...sort of are.
🎮 He's a sentient character, they aren't.
🎮 The pokemon in the pokeball he constantly holds is one he's forgotten what it is, as he's beaten the game already and constantly lives in a post-game experience, and his demeanor always scares off new players from trying to play his game again.
🎮 This infuriates him further.
🎮 He's VERRY picky with who he lets get close to him and who he lets touch him. If he lets you hug him, congrats! He doesn't think you're a piece of shit or a waste of time or you'll hurt him!
🎮 This, alongside his harsh demeanor towards others, is a defense mechanism in its own right.
🎮 He hates Steven for using Missingo. He hates cheaters. Full stop. Blows up pancakes with mind motherfucker.
🎮 He pities Grey for the situation he's been put in. He knows what it's like to be stuck for far to long.
🎮 He totally hasn't adopted Dawn and Grey. Not at all.
🎮 They're just CHOOSING to stay with him.
🎮 He's not happy. Not at all.
🎮 He's not smiling.
🎮 Why are you staring? Don't you know staring is RUDE?
🎮 The pokemon in his pokeball is his level 100 pikachu named "Pete" btw.
🎮 Grey never lets him live this down.
🎮 His favorite ice cream is vanilla. Or salted caramel. Either one makes him some semblance of happy.
🎮 That one gay uncle that doesn't know how to talk to kids at all, yet they gravitate towards him SPECIFICALLY.
🎮 Also, he likes baking. No, I have no evidence for this. Source; trust me bro
hope ya enjoy!
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corpus-chorus · 2 months
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Hi there! I hope its not too random,i was Always curious to hear if you had favorite hcs regarding mark egos ?
so it's been straight up three months since you sent this and i have once again let an ask I really wanted to answer fester in my inbox for way too long.
Gonna put this one under a read more outta courtesy :]
Okay, but headcanons! I actually don't have a huge amount, since I tend to lean towards strictly canon or just exploring different ideas rather than having specific hcs. But for a few:
Illinois is ace or aroace. I don't remember who I first saw say it right after Heist came out, but I mentioned it to my (ace) wife as an example of what a headcanon was 'cause she didn't really understand them. And then she got really invested in it and now I just have an attachment to it lol. But just, I love the suave, sexy, put together stereotypical adventure hero who's very aware of his charm and sex appeal just having . . . zero interest in pursuing it. The whole "married to the work" and especially the line "Sorry if you fell in love with me - they always do". It just makes me happy lol.
Dark isn't anywhere near as strong as he pretends to be. I was such a Dark whore in like 2017/2018, but the more time I spent exploring him as a character, the more he really started to shape into this manipulative posturing thing, and I just really like the idea of him not actually being that strong. So much of his position and "strength" comes from his reputation and image instead of things he's actually done. And even if he is still strong, he'd be disincentivize to show off just how strong, since others being afraid of how strong he might be based off rumor and image is better than someone realizing they might be stronger than him. Idk if that makes any sense, but god I just love the idea of all of Dark being a lie XD
Bim Trimmer is a cannibal. I literally cannot unsee this one. This motherfucker just has teeth filed to points in my head and eats people. Zero idea why, that's just . . . that's just his entire character to me. Markipler-flavored Hannibal Lector.
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wizzycore · 9 months
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helo fellow spider enjoyer :]] a tuppence for any spider headcanons ? or any thoughts u had abt him lol
thank u for the interactions on the internet btw it gives me serotonin <3 happy to have someone to cobpost with
HIIII!!! my fic is totally my dump for spider related headcanons but here are a couple off the top of my head!
- spider saw mellori as a child not knowing she was the daughter of raven. one way or another thru prophecy or vision or just showing up thru somebody else (#posession)...i have a sillier differenter fic abt this interpretation of his mirage battle dialogue but its very sweet to think about hahahaha.
- ive always had underdeveloped thoughts abt how spider sees spiral peoples, especially as some of them (such as aztecans) descend directly from first world peoples rather than having been created theoretically after the titan war. but somehow spider's attitude (if he is to be believed) toward the yw i think indicates smth abt how he sees mortals in the spiral. he talks a lot of shop about how he doesn't care for any of the spiral or its peoples because his ex made it, that they're all weak or fodder but he is still grateful for what the yw had done for him even if it were prophesized. even if it were essentially "fate" at that point - spider recognizes that even if the yws actions to help him were done under coercion (from himself or others) they were still kind actions to him - they made him say that the yw was "one of their favorite things the spiral made" bc of that act. you wouldn't necessarily tell that to somebody you regard as a puppet that was bound to do those things anyway. (ofc he could've been sweet talking us but i choose the belief that theres part truth in it-) TLDR: spider ascribes a very interesting free will to certain spiral beings despite manipulating their fates massively over the years -- and i think that indicates more of a kind opinion toward the spiral than he lets on.
- my funniest spider hc is that he loves knitting and like fabric-related arts because he's good at it and better than raven. you just know the motherfucker is making sweaters in the husk
- his blood contains the purest form of shadow magic. a reason among other things that the chaos heart is one of the most powerful shadow artefacts in the spiral. theoretically other body parts of his are up there as well in terms of power. but luckily for him they arent removable.... as far as we know
- another reason why spider is fond of the yw is because spider himself was essentially the first wizard/first teacher of wizards - bartleby doesn't betray either witchiness or wizardry honestly i think "druid" is a legitimate camp to be in and bartleby is there -- raven is overtly witchy -- i think spider is in his own way incredibly wizard-y and mage-like. i always like to think he gave nuggets of his knowledge to the spider mages and guided their studies for a time...and the reason why people dont speak abt wizardrys root in spider is bc of raven's casting of him as ultimate evil in spiral mythologies. the role of guide to wizards is given rather ambiguously to bartleby instead...
- this hc is silly but. the divinities eat azoth. spider subsisted on that shit even in the black hole. idc that immortals don't need to eat i think it'd be funny if they ate azoth. consume ancient magics my boy
- tho raven and apider settled down in the husk, they still watch the yw but dont say nothin. spider COULD step in and narrate but why would he. all of arc 4 is so literally not his business at all ur on ur own wizard. however spider gossips about the yws goings on in lieu of being helpful literally at all.
- spiders favorite non-shadow schools of magic r storm and myth bc they're the most chaotic ::::)
- spider isn't taking to divorce therapy very well at all. 💋
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mockingbirdshymn · 1 year
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in honor of me being extremly sick (i am in so much pain) im making a nerriston headcanon thing about what they do when sick omggggg
when nerris is sick:
when nerris is sick, which is rare for her, it is BAD. theyre curled up in their bed, whining in pain. harrison and preston both do not know what the hell to do, but they try their best to help.
nerris' parents handle the basic stuff, soup and medicine and all that, so preston and harrison are mostly there for moral support. that, and to get things for nerris when their parents arent able to.
harrison and nerris end up bantering over what movie to watch, which is when preston picks a musical while the two are distracted. six, be more chill, hamilton, whatever he can find. at first, nerris and harrison don't like it one bit, but end up really enjoying whatever musical is on.
usually, they end up cuddling/sitting next to each other, and they all end up sick.
when preston is sick:
he is the most dramatic motherfucker in the world. you bet he's acting like a sick victorian child, talking about "seeing the light one final time". despite how everyone knows hes being dramatic, theres still a bit of worry for him.
he doesnt like soup. so its very difficult to feed him things he can keep down. nerris has resorted to feeding him saltines, which preston shows great disdain to but eats anyway.
harrison is the one who goes around the house searching for everything ever. he gets water, blankets, whatever. hes happy to help, though, and very thankful he isnt in the same room as preston- he isnt a fan of getting sick.
nerris and harrison have tried to find other ways to help preston feel better, but it usually ends up in some form of disaster. note to everyone: they cant cook.
when harrison is sick:
harrison is paranoid of getting people he knows sick, and his parents are equally as frightened, so he usually is told to stay in his room most of the time. his parents will bring him food and medicine when its very bad, but they spend even less time around harrison than normal.
his parents were very hesitant about letting nerris and preston come over at first, but eventually they let them. harrison was equally has hesitant, but nerris and preston were determined.
nerris isnt the best at comforting sick people, so she normally just sits and talks to harrison so he doesnt get bored. preston obsesses over comfort, despite harrison saying its fine.
harrison usually ends up playing video games with nerris and preston. his favorite two being pokemon or zelda. preston begs harrison to name all the pokemon he catches. this has led to various pokemon named "EvanHansen", "JD", etc.
once they played mariokart. never again.
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musashi · 2 years
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I read don't give out (don't give up) like a billion times now it is literally the greatest thing in my life right now I love it so much but I have one question...
What happens when they wake up? 😳😳👀👀
Also the world needs more Phoenix & Franziska friendship stuff I can't get enough of it
HJLFKGHFGHF I MEAN THAT'S FOR YOU TO DECIDE... i didn't write a follow up so it's free game xD
in my headcanon though they both stir at the same time and franziska is like 'we are NOT to speak of this, understand?' and phoenix is just like. yeah dsfjkhgsdfgf and they drop it until ONE of them catches miles' fucking lock screen and is like MOTHERFUCKER dfjhlgfd
also wahhhhhh thank you for reading!!!!! your review made me so happy!!!! i rly love phoenix and franziska's friendship too its my fave in the whole series, worsties in law my beloved...
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@bad-artist-kira’s multimuse RP side blog.
Rules:
I do not roleplay sex scenes. Strong language is fine, blood and gore are fine(naturally, TW for that), but the death of the main characters is prohibited unless mutually agreed on.
Semi-Selective
Mixed RP
Headcanon-heavy
Crossovers are welcome
TERFS or other transphobes, MAPs, racists, homophobes, ableists DO NOT INTERACT.
List of characters below:
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Name: Mf(Motherfucker). Hank J. “Jackass” Wimbleton
Canon: Madness Combat
Age: 36
Species: Nevadian
Occupation: Mercenary, Nevada‘s most dangerous person.
Gender: None(he/him|they/them)
Sexual/Romantic attraction: Asexual, Demiromantic
Headcanons:
Hank doesn’t speak too much because it physically hurts.
They are autistic and suffer from insomnia.
He likes playing guitar and their favorite song is “Don’t Fear the Reaper” by Blue Öyster Cult.
Hank’s special interest is firearms. He enjoys taking apart guns and studying how they work. As a consequence of his passion, he can make and modify basically anything that can shoot.
They never got a driver’s license and never bothered to get one. They think that they can drive good enough without it.
It takes a lot to scare him. The best way to do it is to be invincible.
Yes, this is his actual legal name.
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Name: Raphael Rothman
Canon: Team Fortress 2, OC
Age: 79 y.o.(51 y.o. at the moment of death)
Species: Vampire(formerly human)
Occupation: RED Team Medic.
Gender: Cisgender Man(he/him)
Sexual/Romantic attraction: Vincian
Bio(Suicide TW):
Raphael was born in October of 1892 in Rottenburg — a sprawling village famous for its centuries-old traditions of chasing the next in the resident lineage of mad doctors out of town with torches and pitchforks whenever they swapped out too many super-charged baboon hearts. Each and every time, the doctors escape relatively unscathed.
Raphael, however, wasn’t this lucky.
He paid special attention to the science of life and death. He used dead townspeople as test subjects, eventually coming up with a reliable way to revive the dead. Unfortunately, the newly alive people were rarely happy, being transformed into either bloodsucking monsters, or mere ghosts trapped in their own putrid bodies. He even cursed his own soul as well, so as to “have a second shot at life” in case something goes wrong.
The villagers’ patience has ran out. They didn’t want to just chase the the doctor away. They wanted him dead.
Trapped in his mansion, surrounded by the furious mob, Raphael decided himself to become the subject of his possibly last experiment. He had nothing to lose — even if he dies for good, at least he will not give the townspeople the satisfaction of killing him. He downed a vial of poison and perished, only to come back from the dead two days later.
He fled Germany, seeking refuge in the United States, where nobody knows about his crimes against nature, and found a lucrative job at TF Industries, offering him plentiful funding, technology and test subjects to satisfy his thirst for knowledge — and blood.
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THE SEEKER (SOUL VOID) HEADCANONS, THEORIES, AND ANALYSIS
SPOILERS!!!! OI!!!
tw: brief self harm mention, car crashes, death, blood mention, mental health struggles (is that too vague?). Let me know if anything needs to be added.
Demi and pan
The guy ever ❤️
has a fear of failure. It’s pretty intense, but I’m not sure if it’s to the level of Atychiphobia since Atychiphobia will usually result in the individual avoiding situations in which they could fail, and he definitely doesn’t. But. It sure does come close.
if he ever played DND he’d play a neutral good wizard. It’s the research aspect for him.
probably died in the 1960s. Fedoras had begun to fall out of fashion in the 70s, so it would give him a good time period to be wearing those (the fashion died when he did 😔)
ALSO: Car safety regulations began to be a concern in the 1970s. There, manufacturers started offering airbags and anti-lock brakes, better seatbelts, etc.
quote from a source I ain’t citing: “President Johnson signed the National Traffic and Motor Vehicle Safety Act of 1966 into law on September 9, 1966”
I’d like to imagine he died right before those car safety regulations. For the Irony.
He canonically uses phrases like “post-haste” so I’m putting him in the humanities field. Maybe history major with a minor in philosophy. (Did they have majors and minors back then? Probably not in the same way we do now)
Because he died trying to get someone out of a car crash, I assume that he had been one of the people in the car when it crashed— otherwise, how would he have lost his life by just approaching the car and trying to pull people out? Sure, Fire/car exploding is possible. But since he’s shown to have glass shards stuck in the same places where his scars are, I assume that he died from the broken glass of the car -> over exerted himself trying to save others and bled out.
The Seeker is completely unaware of how many void residents stan him (we all saw the Husk’s mural of him)
(is it a mural if its on the floor?)
Probably has imposter syndrome.
bitchass motherfucker would cry at sad movie scenes (unless someone else is also crying)
some theories:
It’s been confirmed that a soul’s journey through the SV depends on the soul itself. There was a guy in the Respite Biome that described a starkly different experience than the player’s, and then came to conclusion that the journey was different for everyone. However, I still think souls can cross paths if they share something in common with other souls. So if each biome represents an aspect of the individual’s trauma, then the biomes in which the Seeker has been should give insights on his character, right? Because he talked to the Respite Entity and inspired them to make a change before leaving— and yet the Leech does not seem to have met him (with how lucid she is about her situation, she would definitely have been able to collaborate with the Seeker in some way, and yet he isn’t mentioned). Even though the Leech Biome (guilt, I think— guilt and being toxic/parasitic in relationships) is very close to the Respite in the player’s journey, the Seeker does not come across it because it is not a trauma he shares. His books do not appear there.
He and his books appear in the grasping forest (wanting something always out of reach, implied to be happiness, loss of self*), his books are in the enamel core and the veiny area (idk what these represent), the Sketchyard (feeling of not being good enough despite efforts to improve/bring joy to others), and the respite. *he is shown to be afraid of losing his sense of self, both in his journal entries and when he’s dying on the ground.
The glass shards area (before the Leeches and after the Respite) probably has to do with his death. Idk why the player can access it, unless they also have trauma relating to car crashes/etc— or maybe it’s more generic. Maybe that biome stands for broken glass or sharp things in general (sharp things and allusions to self harm appear throughout the player’s journey, along with a glass bottle that is so pivotal to their character that it is used as one of the three keys to access the Grim).
I think a big theme for his character is how talking with people who share your trauma/experiences or can relate to them can be helpful to both know you aren’t alone, and to share stories/coping methods. The Seeker is able to traverse many biomes (although not all) because he shares their trauma somewhat. This is further cemented by his ability to sense others emotions by touching them.
Not all souls who share experiences form healthy relationships, of course. Some can become unhealthy/manipulative/dependent (ahem ahem, Grim and Leech). The individual needs to take steps to maintain healthy relationships (as is with any relationship, regardless of who is involved).
@captain-will
Now that you’ve finished the game I have released the hcs
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Happy #sangcheng wedding to everyone ♥♥♥♥ People on twitter were being super angsty yesterday and I drew this to make myself happy after all the sad headcanons. 
Jiang Cheng is wearing my favourite hairpin of his, a red ribbon courtesy of Wei Wuxian and a little updo with the purple thread like Yanli used to do hers. This was all WWX's  idea.
I loved the idea of combining the hairpins you used when you were a kid + the adult ones like the Lans do, so I stole the idea for Huaisang. He is wearing his brother's hairpieces to honour him. 
Lastly, Jiang cheng is wearing Mingjue's bracelets because he's taking an oath to protect Huaisang like his brother did. Huaisang is wearing Yanli's jade bracelet, because he's oath is to always be there for Jiang Cheng and offer comfort. His oath is to be kind&loving like Yanli. Also, not pictured here but I can asure you all that Wei Wuxian and Jin Ling are both crying like if someone was chopping onions. 
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flowertot-s · 3 years
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more weirdly specific cove holden headcanons 3: the covening
what’s good, bitches and motherfuckers of the jury, i have had no time for art so i come bearing headcanons as a gift
he does that thing where whenever he enters or leaves a room he smacks the top of the door frame
he’s WAY too nervous to use pet names at first but he grows to really love using honey, darling, and love
in terms of using endearments on him, he can and will have a heart attack if you hit him with the baby boy, pretty boy, and/or sweetheart
he really likes that fake processed cheese that comes in individually wrapped slices and its so nasty
he’ll absolutely GLOW with pride for hours if you call him your “big strong boyfriend” in any situation
i’m so sorry to tell u this but he makes the straight dude selfie face CONTSANTLY. you know the one. he’s so sorry and so aware of it he just can’t help it
tying back to another headcanon post i made, he cannot take selfies to save his life. u try to take a mirror selfie with him and he’s gonna ruin it somehow completely by accident
he texts like a forty year old facebook mom
he doesn’t ever post anything on his social media, it’s 5 pics of just animals and susets and there are NO captions on any of them
he’ll absolutely hype you tf up in the dms because he thinks you’re the most beautiful and gorgeous person in the universe and you NEED to know this but whenever he comments on any of your posts it’s just “nice. 👍🐬”
he’s kinda scared of kids but they all FLOCK to him like a beacon, partly because he’s so tall and partly because he has a gentle nurturing energy about him. a gentle giant.
he definitely read animorphs and warriorcats as a preteen
he’s a big wine guy! he prefers to drink socially and tries not to go too overboard but he just hates the taste of beer and premixes are way too sweet for him, so wine is a happy medium that he can tolerate (he especially likes a good rosé because its very clean and refreshing)
speaking of which, he’s such a giggly drunk till he gets to the point where he’s blacked out, in which case he’ll get very emotional and cry on the first person he sees
as always. he is just. Some Guy. thats it.
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BnHA Chapter 328: Pandora’s Box of Discourse
Previously on BnHA: DEKU TOOK A BATH.
Today on BnHA: 
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Also Naomasa grew a beard. Goddamn. 
please let this be a cool chapter that plays nice with my ADHD lol
(ETA: lol I feel guilty because a lot of people hated this chapter, but I’m just happy there was a lot of stuff to make fun of, and also that I have another week to work on my backlog of meta posts since the kids were MIA.)
around one month ago?? ah, okay, so we’re gonna find out what was in that Tartarus security file huh
I love that they just randomly set the place on fire
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was it necessary to do this in order to escape? no. was it a good idea to set the island they were occupying on fire while they were in the midst of still occupying it? uh. was it cinematic as fuck? fuck yeah
wow it’s a pervert!!
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that’s so great that the villains set loose this fine fellow who I’m sure is definitely not a serial rapist. truly the LoV is so noble and misunderstood. they’re just trying to free society from its chains people
oh my god??!
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SHANKED!!! oh my god I cheered for Stain before I realized what I was doing. time to have an identity crisis I guess
so he’s all “hey what’s going on.” which, while a respectable question, is something I personally would have waited to ask until I had put a bit of distance between myself and the fiery murder island. but that’s just my personal preference
Stain you really are tenacious I’ll give you that
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“what’s the point of escaping prison if you’re not gonna be smart about it” well shit. anyways yeah you’re dead right, society is in the process of collapsing and the outside world is in total chaos, good call there
oh shit
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I mean it’s not like we really expecting anything otherwise, but still. fucking brutal. I feel like these guys’ fates were decided the minute that one guy called AFO “scum” back in chapter 94. AFO is unmatched at getting long-term revenge
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ahh, was it the security footage??
fdsdfk he’s still alive??
and he’s immediately launching into an inappropriately theatrical monologue even as the darkness closes in on him fdlfksjdlk. you know, was it ever confirmed that the other guy back in chapter 297 was Seiji’s dad? I’m just saying
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very impressed that he’s still coherent enough to weigh the pros and cons before making the decision to gamble on giving this info to Stain, who at the very least has his own moral code and isn’t allied with AFO. it was definitely still a risk, but as we now know it was also the right call
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what a weird alliance. so Stain tells him that he’ll give it to a just person, and the guy is all,
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okay for real though I’m gonna need someone to run a DNA test on this guy. maybe it was some kind of cuckold situation?? the other guy had the family resemblance, but this guy absolutely 100% raised Shishikura Seiji and you are not going to convince me otherwise
anyway, so Stain is all,
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PRISON GUARD: “???? ??????? what the hell. what the fuck does that fucking mean. I’m dying here, jesus christ, whatever man fuck you”
(ETA: I kind of feel like this might have been Stain’s last appearance in the manga, given all the fanfare. there’s not really much else he can do for the story at this point, and he seems to have gotten all the character development Horikoshi was planning on giving him. so if this really is it, hasta la vista and good riddance I guess.)
DWLFDKSLDK MEANWHILE, OUTSIDE
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(ETA: I feel like this is meant to be evocative of that Sermon on the Mount painting, but in a really fucked up way lol.)
if it were me stumbling upon this scene I would just shake my head and walk right back into the flaming building. not getting involved in that mess. sorry not sorry. I’ll take my chances with the fire, especially given that it’s half-assed neutered BnHA fire lol
blah blah blah and so he decided to pass the info on to All Might -- HOT DAMN, HOLY SHIT
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NAOMASA HOLY SHIT. THE APOCALYPSE LOOKS GOOD ON YOU, BOY
“I really like that facial scruff thing Aizawa’s got going on, I think I’m gonna get in on that” yes sir. “also thinking of ditching the tie in favor of the bulletproof vest look. also thinking of getting totally fucking jacked.” good lord. except I’m pretty sure that’s just body armor, but also I don’t care. anyway I should probably stop staring and actually read the fucking speech bubbles here lol
“All Might first handed this information over to Nao, and then went to see Deku, and then came back to Nao” thanks for that tidy little summary Horikoshi. we are capable of piecing events together in sequential order, I just want you to know that. but thank you
“so has Deku finally gotten a bath? also, sucks that Stain saved the day, but what are you gonna do” Nao I missed you so fucking much and didn’t even realize. how am I just now realizing that you are the perfect man
for a second I was gonna ask why Tartarus’s security systems would be cut off from the outside world, and then I remembered that’s a basic security control, and then I actually got impressed by how sensible that is. like, it’s been a while since I could genuinely say that the good guys (excluding class 1-A) did something smart. not that it helped them much in the end, but still
anyway so they’re talking about how AFO was able to coordinate the attack by communicating between his horcrux self on the outside and his ugly peanut-faced self on the inside
huh
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okay you have my attention. I am taking notes here lol please continue
ah okay so he says that prior to Jakku, the transfer of information between him and his Vestige self was only one-way. but post-Jakku when Deku was in the hospital, he was able to tell what was happening inside the OFA Radical Lisa Frank Dead People Book Club Realm when he touched him. I feel like we established that before, actually. but he didn’t talk about how it actually felt, though
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boy we already know this lol. yes AFO can talk with his horcrux self. and he can also communicate with his little bro in OFA too, let’s talk about that sometime why don’t we. what exactly does that imply, based on the rules we’ve established here
my god I cannot get over Naomasa and his fucking facial hair
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no wonder All Might was in such a hurry to leave Deku and get back here
like I have no idea what this radio waves nonsense is but my god, people
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that jawline. also so it’s a quirk, I see. except last I checked Deku didn’t have a radio waves quirk, so that doesn’t really explain his connection to AFO. but whatever, hopefully we’re at least getting closer to some kind of reveal here
(ETA: since I sometimes forget that other people’s lives don’t revolve around my theory posts, here are the two relevant links if you by chance want to know my thoughts about this.
Hagakure is still The U.A. Traitor™ regardless of whether Deku is passing information on to AFO through his psychic link, which he almost certainly is.
speaking of said psychic link, Deku is a horcrux.
just posting these now, because whenever trippy OFA stuff happens I tend to get an influx of theory asks. so hopefully this will be a bit of a time saver lol.)
-- wait, what
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THAT’S what the recording was??!? holy SHIT. I genuinely was not expecting that. y’all wiretapped his fucking telepathy. fucking quirks, man. wild
AND THEY USED THAT POWER TO DETERMINE WHAT WE ALREADY KNEW, HUZZAH. GOOD SHOW
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-- oh shit wait lol, except I forgot we’re not talking about 38 days from the present, we’re talking about 38 days from the date the conversation was recorded. heh. um
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yeah that’s the face I would make too if All Fucking Might just casually told me we had eight days left until the end times
oh, pardon me. three fucking days
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r.i.p. anyone who thought we were going to have another band arc sob. I sure hope Deku is enjoying that nap
(ETA: I realize people were hoping for a longer rest period here, but given that the man warned us all the way back in chapter 306 that we were entering the final act, you can’t really blame him too much when that turns out to be true. anyway but I do recognize that we’ve reached the point in the story where this kind of discourse is going to become a weekly occurrence, simply because there’s no possible way for Horikoshi’s actual endgame to line up perfectly with the variable headcanons of millions of fans, all of whom have wildly differing and in many cases contradictory expectations which can’t possibly all be fulfilled. anyway, so I’m already bracing myself for that lol. this coming year is going to be a wild ride.)
damn, U.A. out here looking like the motherfucking United Nations
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-- is this U.A.?? I actually just realized, U.A. is four interconnected buildings, not two. wait holy shit is this Shiketsu?
wait holy SHIT
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based on the overwhelmingly powerful vibes of bureaucratic incompetence, I’m thinking this really is the (future) U.N., or whatever organization it is that deals with international hero stuff
“just let them handle it themselves I’m sure they’ll be fine” yeah okay, thanks guys. appreciate it
wait oh shit did he say that it’s not just Japan?
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soooo, what you’re telling me is that AFO is this close to bringing about the end of not just Japan, but the entire world, and you guys don’t think it’s a good idea to help the Japanese heroes stop him? so, genuine follow-up question: are you guys already planning your rich people exodus into space a la Wall-E, and that’s why you don’t give a fuck?? like, what??
omg international heroes
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these guys are from World Hoodie Mission, right? is this Horikoshi’s way of reminding me to buy tickets
(ETA: and it worked too lol.)
WHO??? WHAT???
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don’t tell me you’re introducing yet another badass new female character for me to fall in love with only to watch as you dismember them and/or blow them up, Horikoshi. I’m getting tired of playing this game my dude. don’t lie and tell me this time will be different. we’re not doing this again goddammit
noooooooooooooooooooo
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god fucking dammit lmao. [sighs and rips the previous paragraph into shreds]
on behalf of Americans I apologize for our superheroes always being Like This
I also apologize because I love her already and I’m gonna be shameless about it. so fucking shameless you guys
is her fucking hair red white and blue. it is, isn’t it
this is the volume cliffhanger, 100% lol. it will take every ounce of Horikoshi’s willpower not to put her on the volume cover. he’ll have to settle for the spine or the inner cover this time because Deku VS his class 1-a superpals takes precedence. but it will be a close thing let me tell you
tbh it’s that smile that does it for me. she’s definitely All Might’s protege. get out there and show them how it’s done girl. and maybe call Salaam and BRD and see if you can’t convince them to play hooky from their governments as well. why not. world’s ending in three days you guys. “sorry, I’m busy this weekend” ain’t gonna cut it lol
so while I am not fully caught up with Vigilantes, I have read far enough to know that there’s an American hero named Captain Celebrity whose superpower from what I recall is being a humongous douchebag. and while I haven’t read far enough to know what happens to this guy, I can’t say I’m very disappointed to learn that he’s no longer the number one hero in the U.S. (actually, didn’t they kick him out and that’s why he moved to Japan to begin with?). anyway, so my thanks to Horikoshi for having a marginally higher opinion of Americans than Furuhashi, even though we have definitely not done anything to warrant said opinion lately, and you may have inadvertently opened the door to a pandora’s box of discourse lmao
(ETA: lol I went into the tags and they don’t disappoint. “why is she dressed like a flag” because she’s an homage to Captain America and Major Victory and literally every other character on this list. again, I apologize for fictional American superheroes being Like This. “oh boy another thicc waifu to make the fanboys happy” look, tumblr fandom never seems to have a problem thirsting over Dabi or Tomura or Aizawa or Nao, lol, I’m just saying. “where is Captain Celebrity” idk, probably murdered by the exploding bee cartel, let’s just be grateful for our good fortune and try not to Beetlejuice the man.)
anyway, so let’s see if Horikoshi’s recent character development with regards to making Mineta not terrible anymore will apply to other aspects of his writing as well. I know I was making light of discourse just now, but I do think the complaints about him introducing yet another new character at the 11th hour to be cannon fodder in the final battle are absolutely valid. and again, it wouldn’t be a problem if he didn’t keep maiming/killing off his female characters one by one instead of developing them and letting them kick ass long-term. but that said, I will never complain about Horikoshi adding another female character to the series, regardless of how clumsy the attempt may be. go ahead and pander away, just give us more girl power lol
anyway so we’ll see how it goes, but I think I’m gonna be optimistic and let myself hope once again, even though I’m probably gonna regret it lol. it is what it is. she is standing on an airplane just chilling for fuck’s sake. I’m only human. anyway fingers crossed
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d0llygard3n · 2 years
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🎃 how they celebrate halloween 🎃
pairings: dabi x reader, tokoyami x reader
genre: sfw, headcanons
warnings: swearing, mentions of murder/death
a/n: happy halloween !! also, happy (late-) tokoyami day
DABI / TOUYA 🦇
he probably wouldn't do much for halloween
i think he'd just steal candy from stores or little kids-
(in his mind its fine because its for you and what do they want you to starve?)
he'd probably think its funny to scare kids by roaming the streets and staring at them ominously
he likes the aesthetic though
fits him quite nicely
i'd think he'd just sit on a bench and judge peoples costumes
(spoiler alert: he hates all of them)
for his costume, well he doesn't have one
probably just goes as himself (hes one of those motherfuckers)
at least he can kill people and get away with it easier though
if you two were to do a couples costume, it'd probably be jd and veronica or some shit like that
(actually- jade and beck- i'll shut up now)
TOKOYAMI FUMIKAGE 🕷
halloween king
he practically lives halloween everyday
he is halloween-
anyways
i could see him being edgar allan poe maybe once or twice
(that'd be so cute imagine dark shadow as a raven omg-)
but thats it
doesn't really like much candy
only soft candy he likes
and maybe candy corn
dark shadow likes to scare people (especially denki)
they think its funny lol
he loves halloween, because its the one day where him being goth is considered normal
he quite enjoys giving candy out to little kids, he thinks it cute (or smth idfk)
he doesn't really mind if you want to do something for halloween, you're spending it together anyways
(no literally- dark shadow won't leave you alone-)
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current matchup status: closed
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