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itsmissnight · 9 months
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Hiiiiiii! So its been a rly long time since i've posted, and drawn anything pasta related, but I suddenly got this big urge to draw the slender brothers again bc I love them sm, theyre all goobers. I was actually thinking of making a 'ask the slender brothers' series on this page so I can start posting more here again, yay or nay?? Shares appreciated!!
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eyedropsss · 2 months
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Happy Valentine hehe
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telpos · 5 months
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I do not know how name this type of fanarts, where all the characters are sweetly dozing together
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slashingdisneypasta · 9 months
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Him: Lemme come over 👀
You: Thats fine, but... 🔴🔴🔴
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Offender: So?? A period stops a sentence and that's fucken it.
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Slender (Phone call, not text. It was hard enough to get him to learn howta use a landline): ... hm. I just remembered I gotta take Toby on a walk. Damn. And I really wanted to come over, too. Well- I'll see you another time, bye-
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Splendor: Thats okay baby!! I just wanted to see you ^^ Do you need anything? Ice cream, pads, candy, new pillows? I'm on my way, see you soon! ^^
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Trender: Right. Well let me know when that's over. Memes are forthcoming.
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Slender & love child reader part 2 but Slender introduces the reader to his brothers/their uncles and it’s either chaos or-
Honestly is probably just chaos-
Correction, it's chaos with a hint of familiar love ;3
Also please forgive me if the characters seem off, this is my first time writing Slendermans brothers (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)
Slenderman introducing his kid to his brothers
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★ Slenderman, your father, wanted to introduce you to this brothers himself before rumors about him having a kid reached them. It was the proper thing for him to do and he invited them all over to meet you.
★ None of them expected Slender to have had a kid without him knowing. If anyone had a "surprise kid" it would have been Offender, but no. Because there you are, the youngest in the family and now the nephew/niece to three eldritch horrors.
★ Trenderman wants to get to know you, it's not every day you meet a new member of the family! He wants to know about you. Like how old are you, interests, hobbies. He also tells you some family stories while he's at it.
★ Splenderman is happy to meet you and accepts you as his niece/nephew immediately. Depending on how old you are he asks if you want to see a trick. Then proceeds to give you a impromptu magic show.
★ Offenderman gives his brother some surprisingly good advice on parenting, he said "Make sure they know that you love them and will be there for them. Because if you don't somebody like me will say it instead and they will think it's true."
★ By the end of it all you have there phone number saved on your phone and are told to call one of them if you need anything. (Or if you did something that will get you in trouble and need help getting out of it)
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scary-lasagna · 1 month
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Friends with benefits with offender?
Offender
Offender always treats his friends very well, benefits or not.
He’s a big guy with a reluctantly big heart and a widespread circle of friends.
And when it comes to friends with benefits, it’s more so like a best-friendship.
You’ve already got over the awkward phase of seeing each other naked so there’s really nothing you can embarrass yourself with.
It’s more so of doing the deed and laying next to each other and Offender will ask, “Do you wanna go to Pizza Hut?”
He won’t just leave after the benefits, and he’ll actually take time to treat you as a friend.
But he likes to reiterate that you should tell him if any romantic feels or jealousy rise up so you two can fix it.
Off the record, Offender doesn’t like having FWB for that reason.
The fear of falling into that awkward phase of one person liking the other without receiving, it’s a bit too difficult to manage appropriately.
But he will always make sure your needs are met and you’re well taken care of to a professional degree.
Who knows, y’all might just fuck around and go bowling if you’re lucky.
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Creepypasta React to their s/o's First Kill
Warning: Implied Blood, gore scenes
Feat: Jeff, EJ, Slenderman, Offenderman, and Splendorman
Jeff The killer
-He'll be so Happy when you do it like Yeah! That's my Girl!
-After that Jeff will Scoop you into his Arms and Spin you around happily “I'm so Proud of you Doll! You did so great!”
Eyesless Jack
-Like Jeff, This Boy will be so proud and happy for you
-And after That EJ Will Even Share you his Favourite Food which is the Kidneys that he takes from his helpless Victims
Slenderman
-This Man will be so so Proud of you and even throw you a celebration party
-Slender will Pick you and Kiss your Temple “You did so Great Dear.. I'm so proud of you”
Offenderman
-The Smug one and tries to show you off to everyone
-after your First kill, expect tjis guy to take you home to give you your Reward;-) “You did so great Babe so let me Reward you something when we get home”
Splendorman
-Ohh sorry to tell this But Splendorman will be shocked if you do that
-He will even cry and Kinda Scared of you because We know that splendorman was a very kindhearted Pasta
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Offenderman,eyeless jack,and toby with a blood-drinking creature reader who's a nurse that secretly steals and drinks the blood bags from the hospital that they work at (they're trying to survive don't judge them)
Offender:
In a situation like this, Offender is quick to put his connections throughout the Underworld to good use. He worries that one day you'll get caught and possibly lose your job, and that's the last thing he wants, so in order to help you, Fen ends up using those connections to procure blood for you. You don't have to steal from people if you'll always have it provided, right? Even though you try and protest, try and say that he doesn't have to do such a thing for you, he's going to do it anyway because he loves you and he wants you to be well nourished and cared for, and he doesn't want you to feel like you have to resort to stealing just for your own survival. He'll do his best to get whatever blood it is you prefer, although, on the off chance he can't, he'd even be willing to offer up a bit of his own blood for you. Eldritch blood is seen as very rare and very powerful, and a little bit of his blood could quite honestly go a long way for you, and he'd never allow you to feel bad for taking a bit of it. Nothing is too much for his precious Darling, not even his own blood as your meal. He loves you, and he will make sure you're cared for.
Eyeless Jack:
Another creature that feasts on flesh and blood, Jack's slightly twisted moral compass will absolutely not allow you to continue stealing for your job, and instead encourages him to take blood for you, hunting it down himself. Jack often disposes of the bodies they get from their assassination missions himself, taking what he needs from the bodies and disposing of the rest, but in this instance, he starts to get blood for you. He tends to keep extra blood bags on hand at the mansion as a snack for himself, and so he just keeps a few more for you to take when you need them. He's not going to let you jeopardize your job for the sake of a meal, so he uses his own job to mutually benefit the two of you by keeping you both stocked up on whatever you need. Whenever you get thirsty for it, you're welcome to stop by the mansion for a meal whenever you're coming by to see Jack, and if you're not able to come by and see him for a while due to both of your jobs taking up your time, he's fine to send a few bags home with you for you to store and keep ahold of yourself. He doesn't want you going without, not when he needs the same food source as you and can help you.
Toby:
The thing you weren't expecting upon sharing this information with Toby was for him to show up on your doorstep the next night with a bucket of blood. He doesn't say where or how he got it, too evasive to admit it, but you drill into him that that's not a safe alternative and that he needs to be careful with what he's doing, although you appreciate the help. The two of you come to an agreement, after Toby's endless anxiety and worry that you'll get caught, that every now and then, a few meals during the month, Toby will help you get some food. Whether he's getting it himself from the job, or getting it through other means in the Underworld, Toby will bring you a nice big, fresh bag of blood so you don't have to steal as often at work. He wishes he could get you every meal, but he's not as efficient as the other two boys at it, and he doesn't have the connections to get a whole lot of it. He does, however, end up helping you a whole lot, and it makes it easier for you to blend in and not get caught at work. And, of course, you always repay him for it by making him his favorite meals on the nights he helps you, a nice touch that makes him extra giddy.
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ristorr · 1 month
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(Trender: but the old style was better) It's 2024, I continue to crossover Slenderman with everything that moves ... Although this time it happened because of Off, who due to his toothiness and debauchery fits well with the inhabitants of hell. The rest then fit in just fine too
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flanexism-draws · 9 months
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ozzgin · 8 months
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omg, i'm so happy i stumble at your blog❤️❤️❤️..It's so very good and beautiful 😭💋.... btw, i was thinking about reader who's have kanae, mitsuri,and daki attitude. She's a model and a girlfriend from Jeff the killer , offenderman and Slenderman ... please 🙏🙏🙏....
Based on my brief google search I’m assuming those are characters from Kimetsu no Yaiba? Sadly I haven’t watched it yet, so I can only refer to the wiki. Since this is creepypasta I hope you don’t mind if it’s more yandere and horror themed.
Yandere! Creepypasta x Reader Headcanons
Featuring Jeff the Killer, Offenderman, Slenderman, and a model reader that becomes their partner with or without her approval. TW: may contain violence and dubious consent
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Jeff the Killer
Jeff can tell that behind those pretty little eyes of yours lies a grim, unorthodox curiosity for the darker things in life. You might deceive anyone else as you confidently strut the catwalk flooded with glamorous light, but he knows better. He’s known it from the moment he laid his eyes on you, and you’ve confirmed his feelings every single day since. He’ll show you what you’re missing. He’s watched you long enough.
You wake up with a dry throat and try to shuffle in your sheets before you realize that something is pressing them down, limiting your movement. With eyes now shot open, you erratically look around in the darkness trying to find the cause of this strange feeling. Something tickles your face and you try to regulate your rapidly increasing breathing, slowly accustoming yourself to the pitch black room. It’s hair. Long, coarse hair frames a bizarrely distorted face with bulging eyes burning holes in you. You gasp silently, unsure how to proceed. The mysterious man has efficiently caged you in with his body, his limbs fencing your helpless self. “Do you usually take sleeping pills?” his voice creaks disturbingly loud in the previously quiet room. “It’s the first time you’ve woken up just from this.”
He cackles and lowers his head until his forehead is pressing against yours. You feel a faint moisture coming from his mouth and wonder if its source is the gaping wounds that spread across his cheeks. “Watching you sleep has its charm, but this way I can finally talk to you properly. I’m not really good with confessions, so don’t expect a cheesy ‘will you be my girlfriend~’. Alright?” You stare, struggling to follow. Has he been stalking you? Is this why you’ve been plagued with a feeling of impending doom for months? And your manager had suggested you might just be fatigued, arranging for a prescription for sleeping pills.
“Hey! I don’t like talking to myself” the man growls, seemingly angered. He slaps a cold hand onto your cheek, now sticky with sweat, and proceeds to harshly grab your chin and force you into a nod. “That’s more like it. Good. If you behave properly we’ll be done with this in a second.” “Are you here to kill me?” you manage to blurt out, despite your mouth being mangled between his fingers. “Huh? What? Have you been listening?” He lifts his head once again, now fully towering over you. “I said you’re my partner starting now. So no more flirting with those little worms that pile around you. Either way I’m getting rid of them.” You manage to turn your head somewhat and notice the dull blade that’s been laying next to your pillow. “Do you comprehend, (Y/N)? You belong to me.” He pulls your jaw down into another nod. You feel like a rag doll.
With the other hand he cups your chin and gently squeezes your face. “Oh, you really are the prettiest thing. Look at this lovely face of yours. Would be a great shame if someone were to mess it up, huh?” He releases your cheeks and you hear the knife shift across the sheets.
Slenderman
You sink yourself further into the camping chair and lazily raise the can of beer that’s uncomfortably wet from the condensation. Your friends follow the gesture and congratulate you one more time as a toast opportunity. Following the latest fashion show, you’ve gotten several offers to be featured in some big name magazines. You can’t be bothered to remember the names as this whole charade is just your main way of earning enough to survive. As the night goes on it abruptly occurs to you that you might’ve had one sip too much and groggily get out of your seat. You’re mildly dizzy and hold onto the tree trunks for balance, hoping to find a spot far enough from the tents that you avoid invading everyone else’s nostrils with the smell of fresh puke.
Strange. Have your friends suddenly gone to bed? The sound of the badly tuned guitar has faded without you noticing. You turn around and squint your eyes for the camping lights, but it’s unexpectedly dark. Did you walk that much in your quest to find a quiet place for your drunken relief? You’re a bit uneasy at the idea of being alone in a big forest at night, so you turn around and try to retrace your steps. Your sickness has suddenly been replaced with impalpable fear. You swallow dryly as you pat the branches in your blind pursuit. You barely distanced yourself from the camp. You’re sure of it.
Finally, some bushes rustle loudly behind you and a homely feeling warms your body once again. “Christ, you guys. I’m losing my drinking game, I can’t believe I almost got lost in the-“
Were these two trees here before? The slender black forms sway briefly and your stomach drops. You gather up the courage to move your gaze gradually upwards, following the shape of the objects in front of you. They’re legs. Your head is now fully tilted back as you try to take in the image of the massive, faceless creature that stands there quietly. You dare to blink, hoping it will erase this unholy deformation of nightmares.
Not only does the man remain before you, consolidating his factual existence, but almost instantly your ankles twitch from the pressure of some mysterious dark tendrils that slither they way from an unknown source and are now taking over your body. The large arms extend outwards in a frightening span before circling around you, bringing you closer. You can now discern that the creature is wearing a suit and an earthy scent takes over you as you bury your nose in the old, dusty clothing. You begin to shiver, wondering if this is how you die. Shh, shh, darling. One pale, clawed hand pats your back in a soothing manner. You’re at last away from those humans, back to where you belong. He’s waited for you a long, long time. Only watching you from a distance, admiring your beautiful features and counting towards this day. Oh, what an agonizing wait. He’s been tormented by dreams of hope. And now you’re finally his.
You’re home.
Offenderman
You check your phone one more time and sigh in frustration. You aren’t even remotely interested in dating this guy, but his profile mentioned he’s a designer and you could use some networking. You cross your legs the other way and scan the park. He could at least show up on time. As you idly fiddle with your thumbs you feel a sudden wetness on your shoulder. You pull your shirt to inspect it and twist your mouth in disgust upon seeing the liquid slowly being absorbed by the textile. What the hell, bird droppings? Another drop falls nearby and you look up.
The first thing that comes into your view is the unnaturally wide mouth comprising of sharp teeth tightly pressed together. Saliva seems to be pooling into the edge of the lower lip before spilling over. He’s drooling. You instinctively try to get up, but the large creature’s hands quickly push you back onto the bench. Rude! If you’re going to walk around being this pretty, at least have the common sense to let him admire you in peace. His mouth is curled into a satisfied, perverted grin as he carefully slurps your features in.
He’d say that you look way better than in the photos, but that would be a lie. That would imply it’s his first time meeting you, but he’s been stalking you for a fair amount of time now. You can’t blame him, he knows you’ve been cheekily tempting him even if you aren’t aware of it. Naughty girls like you need to be punished and luckily he’s a master at delivering the best kind of discipline.
He easily lifts you up and throws you over the shoulder. Your screams of protest only make him giddy with excitement. Oh, the things he’s going to do to you. You might be upset now, but you’ll soon be begging him for more. It’s always like this. Though he may keep you around for longer. He’s rather fond of you and might even make you his girlfriend.
“Miss (Y/N)”, the words roll out of his mouth as he’s testing the sound of it. Nice. “What do you say about being Offenderman’s girlfriend? I’m just kidding love, you don’t need to answer that. I’ve already decided.” He proceeds to walk away, blissfully ignoring your clenched fists hitting against his back.
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dadumtss · 1 year
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S-...so splendor has a praise kink right? So do you think his other brothers would have fav kinks & maybe a fav s3x position(s) to?😳
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Of course they do! Putting this one under a cut.
C.W. Descriptions of sex. Minors DNI
Slenderman Headcanons: Sex & The Slender Brothers
Note: I also recommend reading the post: Slenderman Headcanon: Lovemaking 
Slenderman
Slender loves using his tendrils during sex. While you can expect gentle exploration, teasing and even some penetration with his tendrils, his favorite use for them is for bondage purposes. Nothing too crazy, but he especially likes holding his partners up with his tendrils as well as using the extra appendages to bind their hands or stuff their mouths.  
I don’t think Slender is aware of it himself but he has a thing for having sex while standing. Standing over someone as he rails them just does it for him and gives him a comforting sense of control. He can do the ‘horizontal tango’ but only with someone he trusts and when he’s feeling particularly intimate.  
Small amounts of pain during sex is also something he enjoys. Small nicks and scrapes from sharper teeth get him worked up and if he hasn’t bound your hands and trusts you enough then the feeling of claws scraping against his skin is lovely. 
Offenderman
Are you really going to do this to him? Make him pick a favorite kink and sex position? It’s like asking a parent their favorite child or a drowning man his favorite flavor of air. 
All sex is good sex.
Well, all sex is good sex so long as you’re not pounding him in the ass. He’s tried it (a lot) and unfortunately it just doesn’t do it for him. 
Trenderman
He wants to be all up in your business. No matter if he’s topping or bottoming, he wants to be in a position where he can feel as much of his partner as possible. 
Whether this means chest-to-chest, chest-to-back or anything else, he wants to be absolutely crushed against his partner.  
He wants to be doted on in his sexual encounters and this includes receiving extensive foreplay. He’s still very touchy during foreplay, whether it’s wrapping his legs or arms around his partner or just placing his hands on them. 
He also loves inflicting pain during sex. He’s mindful not to do anything that could cause permanent damage or put off his partners too much, so often it’s just scraping his claws down their back or grazing their skin with his teeth. However, if given the chance he would do a lot more. 
Splendorman
As previously stated he has a praise kink. 
He doesn’t have much experience with sex so I doubt even he knows his favorite positions but he’s definitely open to experimenting. He gets a lot of sexual enjoyment from pleasing his partner so I could imagine that his favorite position changes depending on the partner he’s with.   
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Thanks so much for the ask!
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Slenderman x Reader || Oneshot
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Plot: You and Slender have had a big fight, and broke up. You’re both done. Things are just too hard for you both, to stay together. You’ve broken it up and made it up more times then either of you care to count and you just cant do it anymore. You want each other, you need each other, you love each other more then anything else- But you’re giving up. You think its right thing to do.
Now, watch Offender, who is definitely the least knowledgeable man on earth about love, talk to his brother and fix this. 
Warnings: Angst (Though I tried to put some comedy in there!) with an insinuated happy ending. Also, obviously, Offender.
Tagging: @ladala-shihiro , @miss-understood , and @yesthetrashbin . I hope y'all like this! ^^
This is a work off my old blog, @mainstreambaddies , remastered ^^ I was reminded about it talking to @marinerainbow ^^
“So, then-” You clear your throat, holding onto the handle to your suitcase, standing out on the porch. Slender's still inside the house, but the door is open. “This is done, now?” This has been done so many times before that its hard to believe that this is really over this time. You almost can’t take it seriously, like you should. Like it is. Like you know that you'll wish you had when you remember it tomorrow morning. You peer up at Slender with a smirk, though, because you just cant. “Not gonna meet me at the edge of the forest again?” Like he’s done the last, what, 70 times?? Apart from those times that you stopped and realised you love him, and ran back for him, of course. 
Offender sits on the couch, just inside the mansion, seemingly reading the dirty parts out of some of Slenders books out of immense boredom, when he hears what’s conspiring feet from him. Promptly, he decides this is much more interesting and stops reading. He doesn't put the book down, so as to look like he's reading and not eavesdropping, but he most certainly is.
You get the feeling there would be a stiff, taught, no teeth kind of smile on him if he had those kinds of features. He’s standing in the doorway, with his arms crossed-not like he’s annoyed, or expecting something; More like he’s in thought, holding himself where he is. Together, and most importantly- still.  “... Mm, no, not this time.” His voice is dull. “We discussed this already Y/N. This is final.” 
“I know.” 
“But we have said that before though, haven't we?” 
As always, he can read your mind without even actually reading your mind. 
You take a deep breath, and let it go. One of the many things you’ll have to let go. 
Because you have to. 
Because this is the last time. No more. You couldn't do it again,... and you wouldn't want to. Its too hard.
Offenders interest, and doubts, are thoroughly perked. What have they been discussing?? What do these two think they know?? What’s happening?? He rolls over onto his stomach on the couch to look at them, before pushing himself up onto his forearms. “Wait, what're you two doing?” 
Slender flat out ignores him, while you give him a funny little look before looking back at Slender again. It hurts to say these next few words. God, its beginning to sink in- this is over. “So... I’m going now.” You love him... but its over. You couldn't do it; There were just too many obstacles in your way and you couldn't hack it.
Why couldn't you just figure it out?
“Okay.” 
As you nod at him one last time, in the most awkward final goodbye that anyone has ever witnessed in real life or on TV, Offender cringes. 
“-Hey, nobody answered my question. What are you doing?” Panic is starting to set in for real, as you leave, and Slender makes no move to follow you, or waive, or say anything else. He just watches. 
What is this?? Anyone with even one working braincell can tell that these two are more meant for each other then any other so-called fucking 'romance' in history. What is this!?
Panicking even more, Offender wants to go and catch you before you get away, but instead of the graceful chase he was intending to give, he manages to get caught trying to escape the couch and tumbles off of it and hard onto the wooden floor. Its not been waxed in a long time. He’s going to have splinters in his face, for sure. 
At least this gets Slenders attention, who stops watching you leave for the last time, and turns to look dubiously at his brother. It proves as nearly a distraction from his heart burning in his chest, so he’s eager to get to the insults. “... Are you starting to age? One of the first signs is loss of coordination, so you may well be. If you start to lose your hearing, do let me know. I’m next, after all.” 
“No, I’m not starting to age, you spiteful little dick.” Offender, again gracelessly, gets up from the floor and fixes his coat, before stomping over to Slender with a firm, angry finger pointed. “I was disoriented, by the bullshitery happening a few feet away!” 
Slender's voice is still dull, but in a difference way now. Tired. He just wants to go to his room and sleep for 11 weeks. His heart feels like its oozing out of his rib cage. Like its become liquid, and it’ll never be better again. This is too much, he didn't sign on for this, this is one of the many many reasons that humans are foul, loathsome creatures he shouldn't bother himself with, fuck- Why didn't he listen to his own goddamn advice?
He tries to perk up, though, for the sake of one of his favourite kind of digs. “Oh, is Jeff home?” 
“Can you stop playing around for a couple zeptoseconds and talk straight with me, pixie boy?” 
Ah, ‘Pixie boy’. Slender’s been waiting for that little nickname to come back around... not. Offender named him that as Slender's attitude really began to blossom as he grew up, because he resembled one of those little, spiteful, tricky fairies that humans go on and on about stealing their firstborn's, and such. Like Slender would ever want anything with a snivelling little infant. At least not a living, one- And he wouldn't bother leaving a replacement.
“No, shan’t. And can’t. Good day.” Slender makes a yawning sound, genuinely tired even not counting the disgusting heartbreak rushing like sepsis poisoning through his veins- from arguing with you all through the night before you came up with your very sensible conclusion, to end things. Offender watches, in complete disbelief and exasperation as Slender turns his back on him and heads through to the kitchen. 
“Bitch, if you think I’m gonna give up that easy... “ Offender mutters to himself, as he rolls up his sleeves for emphasis and goes after his little brother. 
-Who hears what was just muttered, and enquires about his supposed consequences, if he did indeed think that Offender would give up that easy. Cheekily. “Hm?”
“Then- you’ll-... be sorry-” Slender laughs quietly, and Offender gets the idea that that answer is not the right one. He also wants to punch him, but what else is new. “You will be... you will... you’ll be sorely mistaken, young man!!”
Oh, fuck. Offender thinks. I’m starting to sound like Splender. Except somehow less intimidating. Goddamn.
They travel through the mansion until Slender gets to his room. He slams the door closed right before Offender was to walk in after him, gets a frustrated swear in response, and is met with a big brother to the face a second later, when Offender teleports right in front of him. 
Slender sighs in utter discontent. 
Without a word, though, he veers around Offender and heads for the left wall of his room, which he’s converted into a makeshift kitchen. So that he can have tea and breakfast, without having to venture into public eating area and see people. He fills the kettle with water and sets it on the stove, using a tentacle to turn the dial. He doesn't turn back to Offender, just stands at the stove and watches the old fashioned, open topped kettle. 
God, he’s diminished. Its taking all he has to keep up the front he has, now. He takes a slow, deep breath in. Why did he do that? Why did he end it with you? Slender suddenly feels the urge, physically, to move forward and get you back, even if he has to beg on his knees, but-
Slenders shoulders slowly, gently drop again as he lets out the breath. -but, he cant. He wont let himself. 
This is the best, for both of you. 
Mostly for them. Slender cant help but add on. Because, its true. He wants nothing, quite like he wants for you to be happy. If it meant his own destruction, which it apparently does, then that's what he'll do. He'll make it happen. He'll suffer.
“Tea?” Slender pipes up, starting the conversation this time himself, surprisingly. Offender looks at his back with a mix of ‘I don't know what to do here’ and that rare bit of ‘help him’ that always seems to come tearing out of the deepest parts of him when his brothers are in trouble. He had been reading Slender's thoughts and now he understood what his little brother was thinking- but it was still dumb as hell. And he refuses to take it.
His voice is cold, but his words give him all away, when he speaks next. “I want you to know that if that’s what you really think, that you’re both- that they’re, gonna be better for this, then you're delusional. But I know that you don't listen to anyone else, so yes. I would like tea. Thanks.” 
It relaxes Slender a little knowing that Offender knows where he stands. That he doesn't have to nail into his brother how fixed his mind always is on things, like he has to with nearly everyone else who thinks they can change his mind. They cant. No one has that ability and its quite exhausting proving that over and over. He supposes that's one thing his idiot brothers are good for.
He nods in response, the slightest bit of relief dripping off his forehead. 
The next few minutes are silent, except for the eventual question of ‘Earl Grey or English Breakfast?’, and the response of ‘Irish’. The silence continues, until Slender pushes a cup into Offenders hands and then finally, finally rests down in an elegant chair and table that looks out on his beloved forest. There’s another chair, which Offender finds home in, as Slender looks depleted with his shoulders hunched forward, his fingers tight around his cup, and his gaze on the window. Or, what’s outside, of course.
Seeing this, what Offender can only construe as a look of longing- he tries again. “So... you... don't wanna make up with Y/N, because...?” 
Slender sighs, giving in to the conversation. Any other day, he’d fight it till the cows came home, but today... he just doesn't have it in him. Too... tired. He shifts his focus onto the dark, milk-less void of in his cup and slowly, shakily lets go with one hand to trace the edge gently. “I want off this rollercoaster, Offender. Y/N and I... we don't do anything but fight. I love them, somehow- but I’ll live forever, while they wont. They deserves to spend their limited amount of time in peace, and they wont get that with me. That's just... how it is. That's what we have seen.” 
“You know it only feels like you fight all the time, when you’re fighting... that's normal, bro. There’s plenty of time when you and that kid are freaken… merged like black holes.” Oh, wow, that is not a bad analogy. Okay- “That must be why you’re hurtin’ so much now.” 
“Black holes stay around for a long time.” Slender tells him immediately, and Offender hates him in that moment for knowing about space.
“Okay, bad analogy.” 
“Yes.” 
Frustrated again, Offender puts his tea firmly on the table to arouse attention. “Alright, new angle. It will come as no shock to you that we’re about as evil as that devil bastard himself, yes? We’re absolute turds next to the fucking gold crapping angel that is Splender, and the charity funder that is Trend.” Slender shifts, at that. Yes, that’s true. But does he needs to put it so unflatteringly? “ -Yet, that sweet, probably hallucinatory human out there in the forest fell in love with you. And you, with all your crusty, hates-every-damn-thing-ness, fell in love with them too. Love! You! Do you know how crazy that is? One in 7 billion. And that's with normal fucking people. Why the fuck are you letting it disappear???” 
“Its for the best-” 
“That kid, that mortal person, out there, is the best thing either of us could ever have hoped to deserve and you stumbled upon it! Now, you think you can just let them walk away?? And, also, what makes you think you're capable of that, anyway?” 
Slender brings the tea, shakily to his ripped lips. This is starting to annoy him again, so he takes a deep breath. “...- ” 
“You’ve never been able to do it before!!” Offender mildly rages, exasperated, as he stands up, letting his chair squeal back behind him. Slender looks up, to see his face over his tea. “Okay, okay. One last thing. Tell me, Slender. Can you stand to wake up tomorrow, and feel absolutely fucking empty? Because that's what's coming. You’re going to sleep peacefully all night, without a turn or even a snore escaping you, and you're gonna wake up and for a second you’re not gonna remember. But this ain't somethin' you can sleep off. You're gonna hurt, its probably gonna feel like you're dying, and its gonna be all your fault. You gave away the very last thing, that you should have.” 
At the mental image that penetrates his mind and, god forbid, his heart, Slender physically winces. Nearly looses hold of his cup. 
Offender just watches him for seconds, calming down from his outburst... before shoving his hands deep into his pockets, and pushing back his shoulders. Hopefully, that did it. Hopefully, that's enough -Besides, all this caring is starting to give him back pains. He desperately needs to go do something bad. Maybe he’ll hit up the streets. 
Before he teleports away, Offender doesn't quite catch sight of the way Slenders tea gets set down on the table. His body convulses ever so slightly, at the realisation of how fucking wrong he is. 
Then in the next second, Slender's gone, too. 
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