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updated version of the creepy boys’ dick sizes? since it’s an old post and i’m pretty sure it doesn’t have all of them.
I'm gonna change how I did it. Last time I did girth in a circle when I should have done across. Also, I'm deleting the original after posting this to avoid confusion.
To be clear length is from body to tip, width is across the shaft at the thickest part. This is in inches. I used a measuring tape.
I also bumped up sizes overall as my opinions have changed, hope your body can take it for some of 'em. Offender has finally been dethroned as having the biggest dick.
Also... Remember a lot of these boys are inhuman, so yes, I gave some of them ridiculous dicks, they're monsters, so their cocks don't work by human biology. Do not take any of this as an accurate representation of dicks, this is for fanfiction.
Biggest
Candy (13 Length, 4 Width)
Offender (12.5 Length, 3.8 Width)
Zalgo (12 Length, 4 Width)
Eyeless Jack (12 Length, 3 Width)
Laughing Jack (11.6 Length, 3.7 Width)
Slender (11 Length, 3.7 Width)
Splendor ( 10 Length, 3.8 Width)
Trender (10 Length, 3 Width)
Jason (9 Length, 2.5 Width)
Hobo (9 Length, 2 Width)
Jeff (8.5 Length, 2.8 Width )
Liu (8 Length, 2.0 Width)
Helen ( 7.5 Length, 2 Width)
Smiley (7 Length, 2.8 Width )
Puppeteer (7 Length, 2.5 Width)
Tim (7 Length, 2 Width)
Brian (6.5 Length, 2.5 Width )
Toby (6 Length, 2.5 Width )
BEN (6 Length, 2 Width)
Smallest
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dadumtss · 1 year
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Hey!! So, what’s some turnoffs of the Slenders? When it comes to finding a partner. Keep up the good work!!
Slenderman
He generally thinks the worst of others so he probably has more turn-offs than turn-ons and I’d hit some sort of character limit before I could finish listing all of them. Nevertheless, here are some off the top of my head:
Loud / crass people
High Neediness or pushiness
Extremely bulky/burly bodies
Little to no combat skills
Petty people / people who constantly insult others (or god forbid, him)
Coming on too strong too soon
Offenderman
Ain’t no such thing as a turn-off for this guy. At least for sex. But these days he’ll admit that it takes the fun out of things if a person:
Expects a serious relationship
Doesn’t enthusiastically consent
Tries to keep him to themselves
Is not ok with PDA
Tries to stop his crazy adventures 
Trenderman
He’s married to his job and his biggest passion is always going to be his job. Therefore, a lot of his turn-offs relate to that.
Trying to pull him away from his job
Doesn’t dress well / take their appearance seriously
Apathetic or un-passionate people
Controlling or abrasive people (Basically people who try and tell him what to do)
Loud, angry or cocky people
People who aren’t attentive to him
People who don’t care for fashion or design
Splendorman
Unkind people
That’s literally it. You just have to be kind (or at the very least respectful) to every living thing.
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unalivedblogger · 3 months
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What I'd say to the creeps if I was 1. Taller and 2 face to face:
Trenderman built like an intelligent cricket
Ej looks like he snacks on pocket lint
Killian looks like a participation trophy husband
Toby is built like an onomatopoeia
Tims elbows look like he bathed them in flour
Candypop looks like he got crumbs under his bed
Nathan looks like an improper fraction
Jeff looks like he just discovered fire
The rake built like 820 ground beef
Brian looks like he has to pick a chin in conversation
Jason built like a full inventory
Offender got the posture of a run-on sentence
Ben built like a suggested password"
Puppeteer looks like he wipes ass back to front AND built like mystery meat
Drolsior looks like the uncle that closes his eyes and goes "ooooo!" when something tastes good.
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tortillasconsal · 1 year
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I made one for Splendorman, so now is Trenderman's turn
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The list will be a little bit longer because a lot of my thought process is linked on his lore and more story-oriented headcanons (which I'll be writting in another blog soon) so I have to give lots of context and more glossed over explanations
First things first, I know its says right there that he uses browns and neutral colors, and that is right. I just wanted to make an American Psycho reference bc I'm taking a lot of inspiration from Patrick Bateman for Trender's character.
He wears lots of neutral colors to be as little noticeable as possible since his methods involve him hiding on plain sight. But that also can be a way to cshow his indifference and his ideals and views of fashion (as he is also based on minimalism and is a very close-minded person, believing there's only one way of living: the mainstream).
I kept the brown to be true to the original character and still have him recognized by the community. But also to make him seem harmless since brown is a very cozy color usually used for background characters.
His style also helps with this. I took inspiration from 50s trends since the 50s are known as a very casual and friendly-looking decade despite being extremely conservative and intolerant. Also because they used lots of knitwear which help for the "false sense of security" thing.
Like Splendor, Trenderman has a more brownish and "natural" skin color, only he's more desaturated. This is because he does spends a lot of time within humans and is interested in fashion -a very culturally significant aspect of humanity- and how their society works, but he does not give a shit about them. He uses humans and the things he learns from them for his own gain and other than that he's very anniliated from them, being way more alien than his relatives sometimes.
He does not have tendrils. Personally I could never view him with tendrils or tentacles, so I just didn't give him any, I'll be glossing over this in my future blog about the Faceless' lore, but basically there were complications on his birth (and he tecnically is disabeled now that I think about him). He is also very short for his species for the same reason.
Since he literally comes form a mannequin I want him to have stiff and very artifical mannerisms. He moves like a robot. And I think that can also help with the uncanny feel of his character and how he tries to give his victims a false sense of empathy or relatability but he ultimately fails because he just isn't human.
He is very expressionless by himself already anyway. Even more than Slenderman himself. So, design-wise, his glasses work so people are drawn to his "face" and see where he is facing but also to further understand that there will be little to no reaction since they're pretty much static the whole time in my drawings.
Character-wise, he uses them to further disguise himself and keep that feeling of relatability, he doesn't actually need them or anything.
I think those are all the points I have. I'm really excited to show you guys my lore for Trenderman, like- I see a lot of potential in his concept and I'm having so much fun writting down his personality and views and methods and stuff. He definetly grew on me.
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tic-toc-clock77 · 2 months
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SLENDERBROTHERS HEADCANONS
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General Context
After Zalgo and Slender were separated in the lab, Slender was put with 3 other test subjects, the four became so close that they gradually treated each other like brothers. The three before Slender were already close and gladly accepted Slenderman into their brotherhood.
SLENDERMAN
-Slenderman is the voice of reason for his brothers
-Feeds off human bodies
-If anybody whether a worker or a brother needs advice, Slender is the go-to guy (unfortunately for him)
-Slender is the youngest brother of the group
-Slender doesn't exactly hate his brothers
-He just gets constantly exhausted and deflated whenever their around because these guys ALWAYS cause some sort of trouble
-Needs very long rests after they visit and he doesn't even need to sleep
SPLENDORMAN
-Middle Child, younger than Offender and Trender
-Joyous motherfucker
-Feeds off joy and happy energy
-He does have his own forest and his own workers, he enjoys managing them and being invovled
-He treats all his workers like friends
-His joy is seemingly never ending, so much so that it's scary to imagine pissing him off
-Its even scarier when you HAVE somehow pissed him off
-He. Goes. Ballistic.
-But it's only ever happened once
-The one time he invited Offender over, something unsavory almost happened to one of his workers
-Splendor promptly beat the absolute shit out of him
-Other than that, whenever he goes to Slender and his workers he never loses his cool
-Splendor will have tea parties with Sally and Lulu whenever they want because Slenderman refuses
-He tries his best to get everyone all together to have little parties and game nights
-The game nights barely ever work and somebody gets punched in the first 20 minutes usually by Jeff
OFFENDERMAN
-Second oldest brother
-He has workers but a very limited number
-Feeds off sexual energy
-Hes sorta of a Valentino from Hazbin esque character
-He rarely sees his brothers because everyone really hates him
-Slender has banned him from his forest, Splendor tries to avoid him at all costs and Trender tries to forget he even exists
-He has his workers under mind control, if they ever awaken from the mind control they will kill him
-He's sorta like a queen bee of a colony
TRENDERMAN
-Oldest brother
-He treats his workers like his models
-His workers don't kill, he's never had an interest in death and doesn't need to eat people to survive
-He has no need to eat or sleep, so he spends most of his time working
-He doesn't spend a lot of time with his brothers but will babysit the younger members of Slender's Forest (E.g. Sally)
-The most truthful and responsible brother
-Uses his workers as models
-He is where mannequins come from lol
-He watches MLP with Sally, his favourite is Rarity
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Could you do slenderman hcs for your first date
Slenderman, Trenderman and Splendorman First Date Headcanons
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A/N: Thank you Anon for requestiong this HCS! I'm sorry for the long update, it has been such a hectic day because of college and research. I hope you understand!
Gender: Neutral
Warning: None
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Slenderman
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Slenderman is a proper gentleman and doesn't like the type of date that is considered non-classical as he believes that he is a high-value man.
In his human form, I believe Slenderman would reserve a seat for the two of you in fancy restaurants like a five-star "all you can eat" kind of restaurant or an Italian restaurant.
Slenderman would also prepare a bouquet of your favorite flowers or a classic red rose to show how much he loves you but if you do not like flowers, he would give you another gift.
It could be a teddy bear, plushies, beautiful scarves that were actually made by his brother Trenderman, or a bottle of perfume with your favorite scent.
Without the human form, Slenderman would love to bring you to his special library where none of the proxies can go inside unless they had his permission.
Slenderman would prepare you a cup of tea in case you got thirsty but if you prefer tea to coffee. He does not mind making a cup of coffee for you.
As the two of you are reading together, sometimes Slenderman's hands would gently hold your hands even though his hands are boney and cold.
The two of you would review each other books together, this is the type of date that he prefers where te two of you could be just calm together.
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As the new killer that stays with the other experienced killers in an abandoned building are challenging but you were thankful that Slenderman was there in every step. Not only he was a great leader with high intelligence but he was also a perfect gentleman, treating you like royalty and protecting you from the other proxies that are trying to mess up with you.
The two of you and him recently just got together as he proposes to you in the hills surrounded by the trees and flowers underneath the sky of the night where there were shooting stars. Of course, it did not end up just like that because Slenderman decides to make your day better as the two of you become one couple.
He glances around the room and sees you still lying on the other side of the bed with drolls on your mouth and snores, not even looking elegant at all but despite that his cold dead heart is fluttering like a swarm of butterflies. He remembers that he wanted to surprise you before he goes up from his bed and walks up to his computer.
Even though he's thousands of years old and an immortal creature, he knows how to use electronics before he books one of the five-star restaurants for the date later, he even goes as far as calling the owner of the restaurant to book the seating arrangement and preparing the suit that he would wear later.
Unknownbeast to the tall faceless creature, you were awake once you hear him whispering to the phone. Even though he was only whispering, he was quite loud and you were able to make out some of the words that he said before a little smile slip up against your lips, hearing the word of 'Date', 'For the two of us', and the words of 'For me and my boyfriend/girlfriend'.
As Slenderman closes the phone down, the faceless creature takes a deep sigh and mutters 'This first date better be worth it' but once again he was quite loud and you accidentally hear it. It was really sweet for slenderman to try making the first date perfect for you even though it is fine for you to just have a simple date.
Seeing this, you couldn't help but open both of your eyes and push yourself away from the soft mattress. Pulling both of your arms to the sky before hearing a satisfying pop sound from the bones and standing up from the bed.
"Darling, are we going to get our first-time date?" You ask him.
"Oh, did you hear all of that?" Slenderman glances down at you.
"Yeah, your whisper is actually kind of loud so I can make out some of the words," you told him.
"I apologize, sweetheart. That was supposed to be a surprise for you but I think I was being too obvious," Slenderman couldn't help but feel slightly guilty that he destroyed his own plan.
"Haha, that's alright sweetheart. You don't need to feel down, I appreciate your effort. You are still able to surprise me later but before that. Let's go out together and tell everyone the mission," you held one of his long arms, pulling him closer and hugging the faceless man with a smile on your face as you couldn't wait to go out with him later.
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Trenderman
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If Slenderman going to be a classic gentleman, your first date with Trenderman is LUXURY. Trenderman does not care about his spending even though it was expensive since all of his money is from stealing from the human world and from his fashion designs.
Put your seatbelt on because he is not only going to bring you to the fancy restaurant like Slenderman did but to fancy France Restaurants.
As he spent his money on expensive gifts for you such as perfume, designer suits or dresses, wristwatches, or jewelry like gold necklaces and silver rings.
Bringing you to small shops that sell expensive chocolates to fulfill your sweet tooth and even spend on an expensive chocolate box for you.
Letting you have as much as chocolate you have and not letting you have the 'supermarket' type of chocolates since he feels like those qualities of chocolate are worse than branded chocolates.
But Trenderman is also going as dramatic as bringing you to watch a fashion show and watching models wearing expensive gowns and suits walking on the catwalk. Of course, he would be in his human form.
Surprisingly many designers know who he is and would greet him as he introduces you to those designers. Gucci Designers? Versace? Balmain? Hermes? Dior? They know who is he.
Trenderman is also going to bring you to the place of winery and you could taste the best wines from there as he surprisingly got some wines for you too.
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Staring at the person in the wooden frame mirror, the yesterday event of Trenderman asking you on a date were surprising you and made you nervous a little bit even though you felt happy mostly since you are going out with your crush. You have been crushing on the glasses faceless creature for a long time and you thought he would never recognize someone like you.
But that is a huge mistake and assumption for you as his nonexistent eyes laid on yours, he knew you were the perfect match for him but he didn't have the gut to tell you until yesterday was the right time to ask you out after he was drawing some suit/dress designs for you before he hands it to you and admitting that he has a feeling towards you.
Even though the reflection of the mirror clearly shows your complexion, it did not feel like it was you at all. Trenderman who was going to check on you teleported behind you and gasped, seeing your clothes but what makes him peeved of is not because of your messy looks but the fact that you weren't wearing his designed clothes for you for the date.
"(Y/N) (L/N)! Why are you not wearing the clothes that I made for you!" Even though he does not have eyes, you could tell he is glaring at you.
"Oh, Trenderman! I'm sorry it's just I'm scared to make it dirty when we are going out together," you explained your reason.
"Don't be silly just try the clothes I made for you!: He crosses both of his arms.
"Alright, I will try just don't be mad," You hurried away.
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It was a little bit windy outside and Trenderman's hands wrapped around the knob of the door before pulling it and stepping aside to let you get inside the building. The smell of expensive perfume and new buildings overwhelms the whole room and a pair of (E/C) eye colors could not help but stare at everything in awe.
The floor was made out of dark granites and the wall had white and golden wallpaper with a chandelier made out of an expensive diamond. There are many people in the hall and some of them had cameras on their necks, turning around you could see Trenderman in his human form with his own designed clothes.
His hands reached out to yours, waiting for you to grab it "You'll see the amazing show of my interest and I hope you would also be interested in this kind of show, darling," Trenderman winked with the edge of his lips curved upwards.
You were a little bit nervous about this invitation, especially joining the luxurious world of rich people since you're just a commoner like the rest of the killers and not living like rich people would but his smile wrote a warmth, promise, and comfort. Without thinking twice, you grab a hold of his hands and follow him from the side, choosing to join this kind of fun together with your boyfriend Trenderman.
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Splendorman
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If Slenderman is a proper gentleman with a classic date and Trenderman is a Luxury date. Splendorman is going to be a fun date if you are going out with him.
Your first date together with Splendorman is bringing you to the amusement park where you can enjoy some attractions and games together with him.
Although he won't join the rollercoaster or some rides because he is either afraid or his size too big for someone on his size even though he is in his human form.
Splendorman is definitely going to try winning some gifts from the game booths for you, especially winning some plushies for you even though he's not as good as his brothers.
Splendorman also going to spoil you a lot by buying or stealing some food for you from the hotdog, popcorn, ice cream, cotton candy, slushie, and other food stands if you are hungry.
Splendorman also going to try to make you laugh with his little surprises or stupid but funny jokes. Sometimes he suddenly pulls a magic trick just to get your attention away.
Definitely protective of you and not letting anyone get too close to you but he won't scare them until he notices you need it such as creeps or thugs and he will show his monster form.
Splendorman is trying to give you the best day or the best date of your life by making you having lots of adventures, rides, meeting some characters, food stands and some adorable pictures of you two together.
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It was around two pm in the afternoon and you could not wait any longer to have your first date together with your boyfriend Splendorman, one of Slenderman's brothers. He always made your day bright unlike the rest of the killers in the mansion who mostly just ignore you or treat you horribly.
You were wearing a simple (F/C) t-shirt along with a pair of navy jeans and a jacket in case it gets colder at night plus a backpack filled with some necessities to survive. Yesterday, your boyfriend told you the plan for the first date, and even though it wasn't a surprise like the others. It still makes you happy none of the less knowing that you would go to an Amusement Park.
After putting the brush down from combing your tangled hair, a light buzz could be heard and your body immediately reacted on its own. It was Splendorman, with his bright and happy smile, he offered his skilly and pale hands at you "Are you ready, (Y/N)? Cuz I'm ready to have fun with you!"
Without thinking twice, you placed your hands on top of his cold hands, accepting that you are going to go together with your boyfriend together and his hand gently wrapped around your smaller hands before the sound of buzzing could be heard and the two of you are gone.
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Sounds of children laughing and people chattering overwhelmed the whole place and there were many people who seemed to be happy while all of them having family time together or a simple hang out with their friends and partners. Your eyes were lit by all of the colors along with the rides and the food stands that were standing there.
"Are you excited?" Splendorman asks.
"Yeah! Oh, Splendorman. Thank you so much for bringing me to the place!" you turn around to see Spendorman already using his human form.
He was wearing a colorful suit with the silly hat that he always wears along with the walking stick in his hand. Despite looking that silly and people would mistake him as a mascot, it made you love him even harder. "Where are you going to go?" You ask your boyfriend, cannot wait to try all of the rides.
"Up to you, sweetie-pie!"
"Rollercoaster?"
"I-i don't think I will be ready for that, sorry sweetie-pie."
"Alright, what about the sightseeing trains. We will all of the rides from above and have a mini tour."
"That sounds lovely, let's go to the sightseeing trains then," Splendorman walks next to you.
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withereddd-rxsie · 1 year
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SLENDER BROTHERS
MUSIC TASTE HCS
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SURRENDERMAN
~Melanie Martinez~
Show & Tell
Evil
Fire Drill
Cry Baby
~Lana Del Rey~
Dealer
Carmen
~Mitski~
Stay Soft
Nobody
A Pearl
~System Of A Down~
Lonely Day
Chop Suey!
~The Brobecks~
Better Than Me
~Roar~
I Can't Handle Change
~Danny Rose~
Treading Water
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SLENDERMAN
~Queen~
Bohemian Rhapsody
~ABBA~
Money, Money, Money
The Winner Takes It All
Eagle
~Army Of Lovers~
Crucified
~Pentakill~
Mortal Reminder
Infinity Edge
~Rammstein~
Mein Herz Brennt
Angst
Mutter
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OFFENDERMAN
~Lindemann~
G-Spot Michael
~Rammstein~
Rosenrot
Ausländer
Dicke Titten
Amerika
Rein Raus
Bück Dich
Zërstoren
~Limp Bizkit~
Break Stuff
~Oingo Boingo~
No One Lives Forever
~Boney M.~
Rasputin
Daddy Cool
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SPLENDORMAN
~OOMPH!~
Such Mich Find Mich
~Estelle~
Stronger Than You
American Boy
~Queen~
Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy
Play The Game
You're My Best Friend
Don't Stop Me
~Rebecca Sugar~
Love Like You
~ABBA~
Waterloo
Honey, Honey
I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do
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TRENDERMAN
~Lady Gaga~
Donatella
Fashion!
Born This Way
911
~RuPaul~
Sissy That Walk
Call Me Mother
Catwalk
~Scarlett Johansson~
Heads Will Roll
~Marina~
Are You Satisfied?
Girls
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unikron-kitten-kat · 1 year
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Ha! The eyes of the Slenders!
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'Aight, because I am certifiably insane, here are my Au Slender family. TW for SA mention
First off! They are referred to as the Matheson Brothers in this AU as Matheson is their last name. Three of them are Valdernak, Splendor is Valderna. The Valdernak ones are also pureblooded, or purebred due to having full Valdernak parents.
SLENDER:
Name is Charles Damian Matheson. Known as either Sir, or Mr. Matheson to those who are not family.
Physical and mental age is 26, while chronologically being 26 eons.
Eye colour: crimson
The Mansion is really a boarding house because this man decided that having a bunch of clearly supernaturally enhanced killers on the loose was a terrible idea.
He was not wrong about this, and is very confused as to why humans are so sensitive to becoming supernatural in nature
His best proxies are Hoodie and Masky, though the later has a tendency to revert back to Tim Sutton.
He has no idea why this happens, and just possesses Tim when he shows up.
Baby of the family, and despite his maturity, it does show
Also the most homicidal if we discount Splendor.
Has a human mate and was delighted to find she ended up being a cryptid along the line due to her being a true witch.
Is honestly a pretty good father, and loves his daughter very much.
Does not quite grasp the idea that humans are horribly delicate, and sometimes is a bit frustrated when his proxies die after doing tasks that he thinks they should be able to do.
Has gotten better, but is still bad.
Hates traditionalists with a passion, and is not above killing them.
TRENDER:
Full name is Alexander Percival Matheson, also known as Alex and Al.
Age is 34, or 34 eons, and is the eldest brother.
Eye colour: bright yellow
Hates being called Ally.
Has a silk farm
This silk farm consists of genetically mutated spiders affectionately referred to as his little hellions. These spiders also bare frightening similarities to the varients found in both hell and the Path.
Owns a silk company and a tailor shop, both of which dating back to around 3100 BCE
Enjoys going into a human form and speaking with humans who are either artistic or into fashion.
The least homicidal of the siblings
Thinks humans are adorable.
Disappointed that he can no longer hunt as he pleases as all the humans he prefers to eat are highly influential people. No longer can they just die of an "illness" without humans figuring out Valdernak exist.
Very sarcastic, and protective of his younger brothers.
SPLENDOR:
Full name is Joseph Xavier Matheson
Sometimes is called Joey.
Eye colour: dark red
Age is about 31, or 31 eons.
Adopted when he was around 3 years of age
No one knows what went on during those those three years, and Joseph ain't telling
Loves fucking with people, and enjoys pissing his brothers off
Does not care particularly much for humans but understands why they should be allowed to exist
Is very homicidal and has been known to kill creepypastas, and other cryptids.
Happy for the most part
Has been trying to kill Laughing jack for years
At this point it's a ritual between them
OFFENDER:
Full name Jackson Victor Matheson, also known as Jack, or Jackie
Age 28, or 28, eons
Eye colour: bright rose
Was assualted when he was younger by their sire, and has resulted in him being rather hypersexual
While caring to his partners for the most part, he seperates himself from them during sex. This has resulted in him disociating during sex and killing his partners as a result
Rather romantic, he becomes very anxious when it comes to sex around those he finds attractive
Hates being alone. Genuinely cannot stand to be alone.
Has a Cerebus named Inglebert Humberdink who helps him with this and hunting
Flirty, which is a part of the hypersexuality
A sweetheart for the most part.
Probably the chillest around humans
Smokes a lot
Owns a bar, that's been around for as long as anyone can remember
Likes trenchcoats, but does wear clothes beneath it. Just finds them comfortable
Aside from Charles, is the most family oriented
SINISTER:
Name is Evelynn Veronica Matheson, has been known to go by Eve, prefers Evelynn
Age is 26, or 45 eons
Eye colour: very pale lilac
Has aged slower due to being a Void-kin
Eldest of the siblings
Grew up with ten younger siblings with adoptive family
Has been known to manipulate humans and cryptids alike
Like Charles, absolutely hates Traditionalists, mostly because they're trying to kill her
Never knew Birth Mother, just has the knowledge that she is dead
Has a pet Voidling named Lotus
Finds humans interesting little creatures
Eventually becomes an Aldritch
SLENDERJR
Preferably known as Elizabeth Maria Matheson
Eye colour: bright red
Age 16, or 102 years
Has just begun aging by the eon due to being half human
Helps out with her father often
Doesn't understand traditionalists
Quicker to come up with ideas in comparison to her father and uncles
Knows both traditional Valdernak magic, and witchcraft
Feels sorry for her father's proxies and privately vows to never have them
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itsmissnight · 9 months
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Hiiiiiii! So its been a rly long time since i've posted, and drawn anything pasta related, but I suddenly got this big urge to draw the slender brothers again bc I love them sm, theyre all goobers. I was actually thinking of making a 'ask the slender brothers' series on this page so I can start posting more here again, yay or nay?? Shares appreciated!!
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Slender & love child reader part 2 but Slender introduces the reader to his brothers/their uncles and it’s either chaos or-
Honestly is probably just chaos-
Correction, it's chaos with a hint of familiar love ;3
Also please forgive me if the characters seem off, this is my first time writing Slendermans brothers (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)
Slenderman introducing his kid to his brothers
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★ Slenderman, your father, wanted to introduce you to this brothers himself before rumors about him having a kid reached them. It was the proper thing for him to do and he invited them all over to meet you.
★ None of them expected Slender to have had a kid without him knowing. If anyone had a "surprise kid" it would have been Offender, but no. Because there you are, the youngest in the family and now the nephew/niece to three eldritch horrors.
★ Trenderman wants to get to know you, it's not every day you meet a new member of the family! He wants to know about you. Like how old are you, interests, hobbies. He also tells you some family stories while he's at it.
★ Splenderman is happy to meet you and accepts you as his niece/nephew immediately. Depending on how old you are he asks if you want to see a trick. Then proceeds to give you a impromptu magic show.
★ Offenderman gives his brother some surprisingly good advice on parenting, he said "Make sure they know that you love them and will be there for them. Because if you don't somebody like me will say it instead and they will think it's true."
★ By the end of it all you have there phone number saved on your phone and are told to call one of them if you need anything. (Or if you did something that will get you in trouble and need help getting out of it)
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what are all the creeps’s body temperatures? (hot, warm, cold)
Hot:
Toby, Tim, Natalie, Smiley, Splendor, Zalgo, Nina
Warm:
Jeff, EJ, Brian, Slender, Helen, Trender, Candy, Kate, Hobo
Cool:
BEN, Sally, Pup, LJ, Liu, Jane, Offender, Jason
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Slender brothers with a creature who's magic involving dolls (dress in lolita fashion,carries around a porcelain doll,anyone exposed to their magic becomes a doll-like creature,have a "I'm too posh for this"attitude,speaks, and act elegantly)
Slender Brothers x Doll-like OC
Hey! Thanks for the ask. I’m assuming you mean S/O headcanons and not compatibility headcanons so that’s what I went with. Let me know if that’s not the case. I kept the headcanons within the realm of my AU. So, without further ado…
Slenderman
The most elegant power couple
He appreciates your elegance and it was definitely one of the things that attracted him to you
Fancy dates at the fanciest and most posh places. Only the best for you.
Just as protective of your doll(s) as you are since he knows how much they mean to you.
He clears out a room so you have a place for your doll(s) and all their things.
Definitely pulls strings so you won't get in trouble for turning people into dolls whenever you want
Offenderman
Also takes you to fancy dates at the fanciest places. He can definitely play the part of the "posh date".
But he’s very persuasive in getting you to join in on his more exciting activities, even if its just to watch on from a spot he’s made comfortable and safe just for you. 
Calls you ‘Doll’ all the time
Will have a great time trying to get you to loose the posh attitude and elegant speak during sex
Trenderman
He is also Too Posh For This(TM) and you bond over that and your ability to snark about others 
Appreciates all types of fashion so long as you do it well, and you do Lolita very well.
He’ll design outfits for you and you are definitely an inspiration for one of his fashion collections
He’ll also spend time with you making outfits for and dressing up your doll(s) 
He may or may not ask you one day to turn someone into a doll for him since your process for that seems easier than his process for turning people into mannequins
Splendorman
The two of you have romantic, fancy tea parties in his meadow with only the best teas and treats that he handmakes himself.
He loves your dolls (the ones that weren’t once people) as much as you do. He joins you in dressing them up and taking care of them. even when you’re not with him he goes out of his way to ensure that they’re just the way you like them.
With you, he’s the perfect gentleman; opening doors, pulling out your chair, and he’ll even gently guide you into a waltz    
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unalivedblogger · 2 years
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Lesbian y/n: yeah I'm gay 🌈
Splendorman: Oh! Trender is gay too you guys should hook up
Surrenderman: Huh??
Y/n: That's not how it works laughing
Offender: Splendor what???
Trender: Alright. He's still new to this I'm sorry
Gay y/n: It's okay wheezes
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scary-noodlesblog · 2 years
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Creepypasta Ages As of July 2022
My headcannons:
Jeff: 23
BEN: died at 14, now 20
E.J.: sacrificed at 19, now 26
Jane: 26
Toby: 24
Masky: 26
Hoodie: 25
Sally: died at 8, stuck at 8
Clockwork: 23
Slenderman: 527
Splendorman: 523
Trenderman: 525
Laughing Jack: no fucking clue
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Could you do a headcanon where Slender actually gets embarrassed or romantically excited about what Y/N says? Having Y/N being a flirt.
Slenderman, Trenderman, and Splendorman Having a Flirty S/O
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A/N: Hello there @vincentisstressed, I hope you do not mind that I added Splendorman and Trenderman who are the other Slenderman brothers. Just think of it as a Bonus since I don't publish as much as my other account inside here.
Warning: None
Gender: Neutral
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Slenderman
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Slenderman is someone who is very formal in a way when he acts or speaks to other proxies. Other than that, he is faceless and because of that many people believe that he doesn't have an expression and does not have the ability to show emotions.
I believe that's wrong even though many fandoms portray him to be an emotionless monster or a caring father who loves Sally. I believe he can show emotions but not in the way a human does or we know.
He might act like he doesn't feel any excitement and embarrassment when you were being flirty and touchy to him since you are his S/O but that is A HUGE LIE.
You see because I believe Slenderman acts all calm but he is internally screaming and blushing at your sweet and seductive words, especially when you praise his intelligence and leadership skill.
If he has eyes, his eyes would advert and not look at you straight in the eyes because he knows he looks at you in the eyes. HE WILL LOSE HIS SHIT AND COMPOSURE.
You almost couldn't see but since he has pale white skin. You can see a little pink tint on the cheek area and you swore there is a little buzzing sound along with a tiny gasp escaping from him even though he does not have a mouth.
Pray that he won't get revenge on you after you fluster him almost to death. Once you two are behind the door, Slenderman are going to put his revenge on action twice harder than you but it's so subtle that he can pull 'I don't know what are you talking about my dear" card.
In conclusion Slenderman does get excited when you were flirting with him but he is also embarrassed. Just don't do it in front of other proxies or he is gonna die of embarrassment.
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Inside the abandoned mansion in the middle of the forest, a man sitting inside his office room and reading a book with a thick cover and thousands of pages on it. The faceless man is reading an old witchcraft book with an old language that only he has the ability to understand it.
Slenderman even though still aware of his surrounding as he was reading the old book, the man itself was more focused on the book and as the result. Slenderman heard the knock from outside of the door of his office room and not knowing the person behind the door, "Come in!" He said as he still looks at the book.
The dark mahogany door slowly moved away with a subtle and gentle creaking sound from it, showing a man/woman/someone with (H/C) hair colour, (E/C) Eye colour, and (S/C) skin colour. The faceless man didn't hear the footsteps getting closer and closer to him because his mind was still on the books until he felt a tiny contact on his tendrils.
He could not help but jumped in surprise and almost dropped the book on his hand, he was going to scold whoever making him jump in fright until he turns around to see you with a cheeky smile adorning your face. He was mesmerized by the color of your eyes and the way you look at him and it causes him to forget what he was going to say,
"Did I surprise you?" You tease him cheekily.
"N-no. I mean yes, you surprise me a little bit. Please do not sneak up at me like that when I am reading," he chided you, letting out a sigh even though he does not have a mouth.
"Why, it's fun to see you getting all flustered. Especially when you blush, it's so cute, Slenderman~" Your hand gently traces his shoulder, making Slenderman almost chocked on his tea.
"D-dear. Please don't do this. I am trying to focus on my book," Slenderman tried to stop you.
"Hmm...what about no~" you told him with a little snicker.
Slenderman face got redder with each second, not expecting his S/O are going to pull this kind of stun where he's really busy reading his books. The tall faceless killer began formulating a plan to put an act of revenge on you once you are done with the mission and at night after meeting with the rest of the other proxies.
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After a killing spree with the other proxies and destroying the basecamp of the police with Clockwork's and Ticci Toby's help, every inch of your muscles was sore and it feels every inch of your body stiff from all of the running, and killing. Opening the door of your shared room with Slenderman, the smell of Lavender hits your nose.
It was strange because usually there was no odor in the shared rooms, even the smell of blood not in the room too even though Slenderman is a killer and just like the rest but you did not put it in mind, ignoring the strange event before getting inside fully and closing the door and jumping into the bed to ease all of the tense muscles.
Something warm was placed on the back and it was slithering softly and your face heated up, knowing those tendrils are from Slenderman. Glancing up to see the perpetrator, Slenderman is sitting next to you as his tendrils gently wrapped around your waist and pulled you closer.
"S-slenderman?" You stuttered.
"Hmm? What is it, my dear?" He asks in a gentle tone, playing the 'innocent card'.
"I-i'm tired, can we do this later?" You try to shove him away.
"What are you talking about, my dear? I'm just giving you a massage since you're tired," he still plays the innocent card, you definitely regret the afternoon incident, trying to rile Slenderman's up is not a good idea.
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Splendorman has a smiley face and is not faceless like his oldest brother Slenderman. This is why it's easier to fluster him or making him blush in embarrassment if you want to flirt with him.
He is more emotional than his brother and yes. His smiley face can even turn into a frown or angry fave when someone makes him upset or being rude to him. This is the reason why I say he is easy to get shy.
If you are flirting with him, just with one simple liner or simple pickup line and you can see him sweating, red face, stuttering that it's inappropriately flirting with him.
He is more embarrassed instead by excitement like Slenderman does because he gives me the vibes that he prefers romance where you have to build trust and friendship first instead of short flings.
It's also easier for him to get along with children instead of adults. Thus, Splendormen are very close with Sally William, Lazari, and other younger proxies.
I feel also that, unlike his brother, I can see that he doesn't like it if you are getting too touchy as he feels uncomfortable unless you are a kid or your touches don't mean anything sexual about it (like hand-holding).
Splendorman would also scold you if you try to flirt with him and I can see his smiley face would be gone in one second if you were out of your lines as his face morphed into anger and angry Splendorman are SCARY.
Also, I feel like he prefers talking a deeper convo so if you want to flirt with him, be subtle about it and I am talking about making him feel comfortable first instead of just mindless flirt.
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Inside the hallway of the abandoned mansion in the forest, there are sounds of two people laughing together, a little girl and the tall creature with a smiley face on him. The two had a blast together as the giant creature are holding out a tiny teapot before he was pouting out an 'invisible' tea to the girl's cup.
The girl who was playing with the giant had long curly caramel brown hair, emerald green eyes like a gemstone, and a warm ivory skin tone along with dried blood on her face and her pink dress. The little girl was happily playing with Splendorman as Splendorman was serving the little girl.
"Would you like a cup of tea, ms. Sally?" Splendorman asks the little girl in a much silly tone.
"Hehe, yes. I would love it," the little girl giggles before shoving the cup to him and letting him pour it.
The two of them did not realize the sound of the door moving away, showing a person with (H/C) hair colour, (E/C) Eye colour, and (S/C) skin colour. Their/her/his eyes caught the adorable scenes between the two of them, especially Splendorman who are bonding together with Sally. The poor girl only had Charlie as her friend as the other killers are too old for her to play together and Splendorman is willing to play with her.
You could not help but continue watching the cute interaction between the two of them, not having the heart to stop their playing time even though it was almost midnight and Sally suppose to sleep right now or you going to earn a mouthful from Slenderman, Splendorman's oldest brother. For a moment, you just continue watching the two of them until they were done.
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It was midnight and Splendorman are ready to go back to his room where he can just lie down and sleep after taking a warm shower. Sitting on the bed, the smiley giant decides to take a quick resting time before going to the shower so he could ease the tense muscles in every inch of his body.
Splendorman almost jumped out of the bed as he turns around to see you with a smile. His frown immediately was gone and replaced with a huge grin on his face "Hey Baby!! I didn't see you there, sorry. I'm just too tired," he said.
"It's okay babe, you don't need to apologize but I'm here to talk about something," you told him.
He tried to hide his anxiety but failed miserably because of the crack and stutter of his voice, "w-what is it darling? D-did I do something wrong?" He was even getting more nervous than before.
"No, you didn't do anything wrong. In fact, I'm quite happy."
"H-happy of what?"
"I saw you were playing with Sally and the two of you look like you two had a blast."
"A-ah, I see. I'm glad-' He was cut off by you.
" The two of you look so cute together when playing. Maybe we should have a child together," you wink at him.
"W-WHAT?" His face got more red after hearing those not-so-innocent words.
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Trenderman
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I am not sure about Trenderman personality but I do believe that he can be very CRABBY, guarded, and easy to get irritated, especially if you destroy his designed creations.
Trenderman also often acts as if he was better and posh while judging his brother, proxies, and some humans if they are lacking 'Fashion sense of style' whereas he has a better sense of style.
However, he is not always acting like that once he is lowering his guard around those who he could trust like Slenderman by forcing him to wear a better and more sophisticated fashion.
Seeing this, I believe that you can flirt with Trenderman if you are interested to date him and he is more reactive than Slenderman and Splendormen.
He is excited but also embarrassed if you are flirting with him, especially if you are complementing his fashion sense and the way he creates his clothes. THE MAN IS FLYING.
Just like Splendorman when you are flirting with him. His face would turn red, his whole body is slightly shaking because of how nervous he is and he would stutter once he spoke.
Also if you touch him, his embarrassed shy state would get even worse because I can see him just standing there embarrassed like a statue that his brothers sometimes come to take him away.
Unlike Slenderman, he cannot go smooth it out or revenge is not in his dictionary, and as the result. He is much more fun to be teased, unlike Offenderman and Slenderman.
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Many mannequin standing and lined in the corner of the room along with many enormous fabric rolls in the middle of the mannequins and a large wooden table across from it. A tall faceless pale man standing in front of the mannequins, even though he has no eyes the killer still has the ability to see the view in front of him.
The tall faceless creature with eyeglasses pondering,' Is (Y/N) going to like the clothes that I designed for her/him/them? I made this with all of my sweat. tears and blood.' Trenderman takes a closer look, trying to see if there is any mistake in the pattern on the clothes or any dirty stain that he can take off.
On the two mannequins that were separated from the others, there is a cinnamon brown pullover made out of wool with a plain white t-shirt underneath it and the other one has a black shirt seersucker and maroon red vest for the outerwear. Those two he made it for his S/O which is you.
Trenderman did not realize someone was watching his every action when he was making those two as the person smiling in amusement, they/she/he was glad that Trenderman made those clothes for you even though ti was supposed to be a surprise but it was the best to leave him alone for now instead of going up to him when he is focused and because of that. You walk away from his working room and joining the other killers for the killing spree.
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Trenderman stands in front of the room with the folded clothes in his hands, it was the clothes that he made for his S/O before he twists the knob of the door with one of his tendrils and pushes the door away. If he has eyes, they would be widened as the glasses creature sees you standing there with a smile since he did not expect you to be waiting for him.
"(Y/N)? You're waiting for me?" He asks
"Of course, I need to talk to you for a few moments," your hands suddenly yanking his arms and almost making him drop the clothes.
Once Trenderman goes inside the bedroom, he places the clothes on the bed before flipping the scarf that was wrapped around his neck. "So Darling, I made these clothes for you since you have a bad sense of style, try these," the fashionista ordered.
"Oh, I know you made those for me. I saw you made it, you're the best clothesmaker in here~" you wrap your arms around his waist.
The sudden contact made the poor creature goes red immediately and he was frozen in place. You could not help but see the redness across his face and giggle at his reaction, it was too adorable and funny for you.
"The best fashion designer in the mansion. That's why I feel like everyone should try your best-made clothes~" you continue teasing the poor creature until he collapsed on the floor out of the cold after your ruthless and endless sweet for nothing, oh well. You shouldn't have tease Trenderman too much.
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