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withereddd-rxsie · 1 year
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SLENDER BROTHERS
MUSIC TASTE HCS
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SURRENDERMAN
~Melanie Martinez~
Show & Tell
Evil
Fire Drill
Cry Baby
~Lana Del Rey~
Dealer
Carmen
~Mitski~
Stay Soft
Nobody
A Pearl
~System Of A Down~
Lonely Day
Chop Suey!
~The Brobecks~
Better Than Me
~Roar~
I Can't Handle Change
~Danny Rose~
Treading Water
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SLENDERMAN
~Queen~
Bohemian Rhapsody
~ABBA~
Money, Money, Money
The Winner Takes It All
Eagle
~Army Of Lovers~
Crucified
~Pentakill~
Mortal Reminder
Infinity Edge
~Rammstein~
Mein Herz Brennt
Angst
Mutter
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OFFENDERMAN
~Lindemann~
G-Spot Michael
~Rammstein~
Rosenrot
Ausländer
Dicke Titten
Amerika
Rein Raus
Bück Dich
Zërstoren
~Limp Bizkit~
Break Stuff
~Oingo Boingo~
No One Lives Forever
~Boney M.~
Rasputin
Daddy Cool
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SPLENDORMAN
~OOMPH!~
Such Mich Find Mich
~Estelle~
Stronger Than You
American Boy
~Queen~
Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy
Play The Game
You're My Best Friend
Don't Stop Me
~Rebecca Sugar~
Love Like You
~ABBA~
Waterloo
Honey, Honey
I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do
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TRENDERMAN
~Lady Gaga~
Donatella
Fashion!
Born This Way
911
~RuPaul~
Sissy That Walk
Call Me Mother
Catwalk
~Scarlett Johansson~
Heads Will Roll
~Marina~
Are You Satisfied?
Girls
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itsmissnight · 10 months
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Hiiiiiii! So its been a rly long time since i've posted, and drawn anything pasta related, but I suddenly got this big urge to draw the slender brothers again bc I love them sm, theyre all goobers. I was actually thinking of making a 'ask the slender brothers' series on this page so I can start posting more here again, yay or nay?? Shares appreciated!!
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whotftookfrancisname · 3 months
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It's been a while since I last posted him
I'm actually going insane why is he so pookie😔🫶
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insomniac-shado · 1 month
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Slenderman uses his tentacles to feel the area around him because he’s blind. He can also sense movement very, very well, to the point if your heart is beating too fast or hard he can sense it. It has a range though. If you’re 15 meters away, he can sense your heartbeat. If you’re within 40 meters he can sense your running. And anything farther than that is too distant for Slender to sense.
Slenderman also has very unique skin. Very few get close enough to touch him, even his own proxies, but if you WERE to touch him he’d feel smooth and almost silky, but also slightly damp. His entire body is extremely cold, so cold that you can genuinely get frostbite (but this only happens if you touch him for over an hour without pulling away).
The reason Slenderman gets so angry about people taking his pages is because they mark the borders of his territory. Whenever a new proxy goes insane due to the Slender Sickness, they’ll hastily scribble those pages, and then plaster them everywhere. Those pages Slenderman will be able to use to control where his proxies go, sort of like a border he can sense. Without them, his proxies could go anywhere without Slender’s direction, and potentially escape.
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eyelessjackssister · 9 months
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(Based on a personal headcanon)
Jeff: Hey Liu.
Liu: What?
Jeff: Why do you have depression? There’s so much fun in the world.
Liu: I don’t know, Jeff. Why do you have asthma? There’s so much air in the world.
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scary-noodlesblog · 2 years
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Creepypasta Ages As of July 2022
My headcannons:
Jeff: 23
BEN: died at 14, now 20
E.J.: sacrificed at 19, now 26
Jane: 26
Toby: 24
Masky: 26
Hoodie: 25
Sally: died at 8, stuck at 8
Clockwork: 23
Slenderman: 527
Splendorman: 523
Trenderman: 525
Laughing Jack: no fucking clue
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dadumtss · 1 year
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S-...so splendor has a praise kink right? So do you think his other brothers would have fav kinks & maybe a fav s3x position(s) to?😳
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Of course they do! Putting this one under a cut.
C.W. Descriptions of sex. Minors DNI
Slenderman Headcanons: Sex & The Slender Brothers
Note: I also recommend reading the post: Slenderman Headcanon: Lovemaking 
Slenderman
Slender loves using his tendrils during sex. While you can expect gentle exploration, teasing and even some penetration with his tendrils, his favorite use for them is for bondage purposes. Nothing too crazy, but he especially likes holding his partners up with his tendrils as well as using the extra appendages to bind their hands or stuff their mouths.  
I don’t think Slender is aware of it himself but he has a thing for having sex while standing. Standing over someone as he rails them just does it for him and gives him a comforting sense of control. He can do the ‘horizontal tango’ but only with someone he trusts and when he’s feeling particularly intimate.  
Small amounts of pain during sex is also something he enjoys. Small nicks and scrapes from sharper teeth get him worked up and if he hasn’t bound your hands and trusts you enough then the feeling of claws scraping against his skin is lovely. 
Offenderman
Are you really going to do this to him? Make him pick a favorite kink and sex position? It’s like asking a parent their favorite child or a drowning man his favorite flavor of air. 
All sex is good sex.
Well, all sex is good sex so long as you’re not pounding him in the ass. He’s tried it (a lot) and unfortunately it just doesn’t do it for him. 
Trenderman
He wants to be all up in your business. No matter if he’s topping or bottoming, he wants to be in a position where he can feel as much of his partner as possible. 
Whether this means chest-to-chest, chest-to-back or anything else, he wants to be absolutely crushed against his partner.  
He wants to be doted on in his sexual encounters and this includes receiving extensive foreplay. He’s still very touchy during foreplay, whether it’s wrapping his legs or arms around his partner or just placing his hands on them. 
He also loves inflicting pain during sex. He’s mindful not to do anything that could cause permanent damage or put off his partners too much, so often it’s just scraping his claws down their back or grazing their skin with his teeth. However, if given the chance he would do a lot more. 
Splendorman
As previously stated he has a praise kink. 
He doesn’t have much experience with sex so I doubt even he knows his favorite positions but he’s definitely open to experimenting. He gets a lot of sexual enjoyment from pleasing his partner so I could imagine that his favorite position changes depending on the partner he’s with.   
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Thanks so much for the ask!
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Hey could we get some general headcanons about Splendor, Candy Pop and Jason? ^^
Ah yes, the best boys <333
Thank you for requesting!
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Splendor
He, along with the rest of his species, dont really have genders, so most of the time he just rolls with whatever people refer to him as. In his mansion, he's actually known as "Mother" due to his motherly nature with his children
He's also aroace (though that wouldnt apply to x reader fics)
He's the second youngest of all his brothers
He generally tries to look like a clown (hence why he has a smiling face complete with eyes and his brothers don't) that way children don't feel scared around him
He's truly great with everyone, not just kids
He has his own mansion, but instead of angsty emos, his house is more of a safe space for all of the unwanted or unhappy children
9'6" so very tall
I imagine his voice to sound like a mixture of Sundrop and Cheese sandwich
He smells familiar, no specific scent, just something you know you've smelt before but can't quite place your finger on
He visits Slender at his mansion the most, usually bringing candies for everyone
He's become known as "That guy with the face and full snickers bars" around Slender's mansion
He doesnt tend to go into the mortal realm too often, but when he does it's when he senses a troubled soul in need of immediate help
And when he does have those senses, he usually brings them back into his mansion in the underworld, giving them all the hospitality and comfort they could ever desire
Splendorman is an oddball, that's for sure
I also like to imagine he says weird things sometimes, just to throw people off guard
"Beware the men with the tilted hats....they arent worth it"
He likes rick and morty, but doesn't actually watch the show he just likes the colors
His favorite meal is octopus tentacles
Candypop
Bro doesn't know what they are
They don't really have a gender either, so most of the time he just identifies as male or non binary
He's also into men (again, doesnt necessarily apply to x reader)
They usually aren't seen a lot around slender's mansion, mostly because they, Lj and Jason tend to hang out in the uppermost level of the mansion and giggle around like the chaotic neutrals they are <3
They absolutely order starbucks, bribe another creep to bring it up to them, and then gossip with each other about all of the other creeps
Most of the time they spare their dear friend who brought up their orders though. They arent horrible, now
They smell like literal musk and jolly ranchers 💀
It's very upsetting
He likes to just bang his hammer mallet thingy against the wall for absolutely no reason
They're like 8'11"
He gets a kick out of seeing people jump from the BOOM
Their face doesn't actually look like how it is seen in pictures, most of that is actually makeup
The only natural things is their skin tone, their sharp teeth, and their hair and eye colors
They have a very deep chainsmokers voice
Sorry, I don't make the rules
They unironically listen to one direction and 5 seconds of summer on full blast
"BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE"
Lj definitely had to bang on their wall a few times with his fist just to get them to shut up a few times
The only times he is seen around the mansion, hes normally sliding around the hardfloor on socks, avoiding everyone as best they can because lord knows if someone actually spoke to them theyd just evaporate, never to be seen again
Jason the Toymaker
When he first manifested in this world, he was mostly just trying to look human so he could get away with inhabiting this place
So he identifies as "male" and has traditional male anatomy
He is interested in anyone romantically speaking, but does have a fem lean (doesn't apply to x reader)
He has the dantiest little hands <3
6'2", so he's definetly not the tallest creep. but he's up there
His fingers are long and slender, as well as long nails that help him with sewing
His skin is really smooth
And his hair is really well taken care of
He just has the best self care in general
He's always working on some project, wether that be making a doll, or sewing a fancy tea party dress for sally that she absolutely needed, his hands are always busy
He can get frustrated very easily though, and thats kind of a bummer
He doesn't have anger issues necessarily, but he's very sensetive and emotional, so anything said to him might tick him off into a stream of tears or a flurry of rage
He's normally one of the only ones to actually clean around the house
His hair color depends on his mood
For example, if hes really upset, his hair is black, his true form is white, and he actually uses a spell to keep his hair red the rest of the time
He's that one friend
You know the one
The nice one?
Yeah that's him
He smells like old fabrics and dust
But sometimes if he's feeling ✨ spicy ✨ he'll wear some sweet smelling perfume
Never cologne, he doesnt like how harsh it smells
He likes to watch cartoons with sally, and sing with sally
He's simply wonderful <3
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muttlyparasitic · 5 months
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Heavily requested Splendorman fanart ✨️
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wyverber · 1 year
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Slender: How's Joe?
Toby: who's joe
Slender, in his mind: Okay,okay... Now what was it my brother told me to say? Joe Mamma?
Slender: J-joe? Mamma?
Toby: what.
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ocontodezalgatoth · 3 months
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Splendor & Am D'haegar 🌺
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yazthebansheek · 22 days
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You got any Slender Man headcanons?
ofc I do my homie.
He has a mansion, yes, I’m that type of kid.
MOST (not all) of the pastas live in his mansion, HOWEVER, HOWEVER; some pastas have their own dimensions, cabins in the slender forest, and homes in actual civilization (like Jane and Mary)
He doesn’t really like his ‘children’
his biological daughter is Slendrina, and yes, he actually cares for her.
hes Aroace. He can’t feel love…anymore….
he used to be married to Granny’s daughter, aka Slendrina’s mother, but he doesn’t love her anymore after She poisoned him and Slendrina.
He hates Zalgo, he will throw all of his pastas into war even if it means they all die just to get to see Zalgo in pain.
he is 9/10 ft tall.
he absolutely fucking hates his brother, Offenderman. He is tired of his proxies/pastas coming to him in absolute fear of being touched without their own consent because of OFFENDERBITCH.
he is not a happy guy. Grumpy. Very grumpy.
His youngest brother is Surrender, and the oldest is Splendor.
What are his favorite proxies/pastas? Eyeless jack, Sally, Masky, and weeping forest. They all cause the least shit.
his half cousin is SlenderWoman.
He personally knows Hachishakusama (gtfo if you can’t say her name correctly in one go like I can :)) aka the 8 feet tall woman in Japan.
His proxies/Pastas he hates the most? Jeff, toby, and Candy pop. Why? Jeff causes problems, Toby doesn’t shut the fuck up causing him to instigate things, and Candy Pop is an absolute brat most of the times.
He has once gotten into an argument with Candy Pop about Candy’s hair being more expensive than his ‘fancy ass haunted house’
Opinion on Lazari? He doesn’t actually and never really has given a fuck about her, he just wanted to use her as a weapon against her own fucking family.
The third tallest creepypasta (currently, with Offenderman and Zalgo being taller)
he can sometimes care for his proxies/pastas.
The mansion has about four floors, plus a basement and attic.
Floor one is the living room, kitchen, nurses office, Slender’s office, and some of the main proxies rooms.
second, third, and fourth floor is mostly just rooms.
and the attic is mostly overrun by the demon pastas, and the pastas who aren’t really seen around the mansion often.
The third floor of the mansion is said to be haunted….but by what?
that’s all I currently have, thanks for asking! Feel free to ask anything else if you would like!
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tortillasconsal · 1 year
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I could not stop thinking about this since I've came back in this website because the nostalgia is so strong.
So I finally made me my own version of Splendorman, bc he was always my favorite
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Here's some highlights
Gave him lots of ringmaster fits and carnaval aesthetics. Pretty self-explanatory so I won't dive much into it. However I really want to point out that I used a 1910s & 1920s style to make him feel sort of old-timey and nostalgic yet refined.
I kept his iconic colorful spots on some outfits but toned them down a little bit, and I added lots of stripes to make him look taller and lankier. He's like at least one head taller than the rest in my head.
A Top-hat also works, but I want him to use more smaller or shorter hats like a Boater hat or a Derby hat because I feel like he'd look too accumulated wearing a top-hat all the time. Also to have some variety.
He has a little bit of build, or at least he's slightly beefier than the others. This to show his physical strength and "healthy" livestyle.
I feel like because he is the only one with pure intentions, those good habits should be represented in his physique so I want him to look very healthy and athletic. Also because he'd be more huggable, but also way more scarier if he's mad and trying to harm you.
His hands have a black (kinda reddish) gradient. I haven't figured out a good excuse, I just really like the detail. Maybe it's dry blood from times he'd attacked someone on a fit of rage, maybe those are scars or maybe he was just born like that idk.
He's always wearing gloves anyways.
My version has a more "natural" skin color. I think this is kind of the norm, but I see that some people draw him with white skin like Slenderman's so I wanted to point that out. I feel like that would make him more "humane".
I guess that's all I have
Splendorman has been my favorite creepypasta/happypasta since I was in the fandom when I was like 13. And I really want to work a lot on his character since I always see that people portray him as this innocent and childish person. But he has so much lore that it just feel like wasted potential when he's reduced to being the "goofy one". He needs a little bit more agency.
I'll post another blog where I gloss over my own lore and mythos surrounding him soon enough.
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unalivedblogger · 2 years
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The creeps types of laugh
Offenderman has the car won't crank laugh around his best friends.
Jeff is the smoker laugher who hits you
Ben definitely the "my stomach hurt" type of laugh because he laughs so hard
Candypop is either the asthmatic laugh or that one auntie who cackles. Definitely does the Scooby laugh for shits and giggles
Candycane "the one who can't laugh or she'll get in trouble"
Nathan around the people he's close to "I know it's been 30 minutes but I can't stop" laugh
Ciara has a nice laugh with wheezing and a "I'M GONNA PEE MYSELF"
April fool's actually has tears when she laughs
Nina definitely snorts and makes Windex bottle noises
Jane wheezes. Prove me wrong.
Toby has a mix. His tics make him laugh when Jeff is around "nappy emo mop whistles"
X-virus has a contagious laugh (pun intended) especially with the snorts coming out of the mask
Lui just either doesn't laugh or full out seal laughs
Slenderman. Very deep ehahaha. Only by himself.
Laughing Jack has an animalistic laugh or that one uncle who's laugh is funnier than the joke.
Jason has a proper practiced laugh and one where he's comfortable with a person enough to wheeze and yell laugh.
Brian definitely yells first then laughs with a good ol knee slap
Tim covers his eyes and has that mom laugh where he sighs once he's done
Ej has the muted laugh with the hand on his chest or if in social area he purses his lips under the mask and crosses his arms to control his laugh
Julius probably won't laugh at anyone's jokes genuinely unless it's Killian or he'll have to place his hands on his knees to catch his breath
Killian probably runs around laughing and falls to the floor cackling his breath away
Puppeteer definitely has those weird funny laughs that make him cover his mouth
Morivin either has a theatrical or a dad laugh. Prove me wrong.
Hobo heart is the joke repeater "he said __" followed by his laugh
Vine snorts and bangs his fist on whatever object he's close to
Dark link definitely has those laughs that sound like the car has something wrong with it
Splendorman has a wholesome contagious laugh
Trenderman holds his stomach also has a few tears
Kate the chaser covers her face and rolls around snorting
Sally has a really nostalgic laugh that just lifts everyones mood
Lazari kicks and holds her stomach laughing uncontrollably
Lulu has a sweet laugh followed by asthmatic noises
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scary-lasagna · 6 months
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Can I get hc for each of the slender brothers and their reactions and how they feel when their daughter/child figure is going on a date cause I can imagine they’re either frantic about it or show some loving overprotectiveness a little bit 
Slender
Mainly it's the fear of growing up that he's afraid of. Next second that passes will be him walking his child down the aisle.
He remembers how small they once were, and carrying them upside down from a tendril before they could talk beyond baby-babbles.
And now they're bringing someone home for a loving date! How time truly does fly.
And yet, it seems as if he looks the same since you can remember being picked up for the first time.
All Slender wants to to make sure that his child knows what they want in a person, and what's important about relationships.
He will sit them down in his office, and explain what being in love should truly mean.
No consistent yelling, no belittling, no being shoved to the side when the person is with their friends. Things such as that.
He just wants to see them happy, is all. And if that means giving you a $50 bill for a nice date and drive home, then so be it.
Offender
He's been there, done that.
As a father, of course he will be a little protective of his child. He knows how kids are, and how stupid they can be.
He's done a lot of stupid stuff that turned out to be good stories.
But still, running from the cops as a teenager proved to be stupid as hell. And bringing his youngest brother was even more of an error.
He'll ask where you're going, when you're leaving/returning, and who you'll be going with.
He won't call you during the date, but if it's getting close to your curfew, he'll shoot you a text to tell you it's time to start heading home.
And if you don't answer, he knows how to track you down and embarrass you.
Offender is a very chill guy, you'll be able to do your own thing as long as you're not causing trouble or in the dumps about things. He steps in when he needs to, but otherwise, life is an experience that only you will be able to decipher.
Trender
Haha oh no oh fuck
See, Trender never really 'dated' in his younger years.
He was always a homebody, and never really had interest in romance until he reached his adult era.
He'll help you get ready for your date, and tell you which clothes go with which shoes, as well as styling your hair for you.
But other than that, he's really at a loss for any relationship advice outside of everything that already makes you nervous.
He'll tell you to be careful, and then list everything that you should be afraid of, and tops it off with "have fun, though!"
It's advised to call an uncle if you want some real advice that's not fear mongering.
Trender just watches too much tiktok.
Splendor
He's super excited and just as nervous as you are!!
As your father/father figure, he's extremely involved in your life, and might accidentally overstep that parental boundary into a 'best-friend' relationship.
He just loves you so much that he wants to be included in everything!!
He has a lot of stories to tell, being the youngest he always got to bother his older siblings about 'more-than-friends' that they brought home.
Most of which thought he was the cutest thing, and was invited to hangout on the couch until they had to leave.
He'll tell you to be careful, and to stand your ground if you don't like something, even if it's just bad food someone is trying to get you to try!
And when you come home, he'll see your date off with a nice handshake and ask about all the details.
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suuez · 6 months
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Here's my take on Splendorman's design.
Color meaning —
• The white suit represents his "purity"
• The black blouse represents how there's still evil on him
• The blue dots represents the sadness he feels for the evil and bad things that happens in the world
• The yellow dots represents his happiness
• The pink dots represents his love for being kind
• The green dots represents his hope, the hope that everyone, even the most horrible person can be good
• The reddish parts represents his anger towards unkind people
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