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consider this my official way of saying i love yuurivoice too :3 [bows, blows kisses, exits stage left]

Redacted audio fans 🤝 Yuurivoice fans

Begged the creator for the funny pizza guy side character to become a main character and succeeded

#redacted audio #yuurivoice #redacted guy #yuurivoice charlie #i am in love with the fucking PIZZA GUYS #THE SIDE CHARACTERS #I AM OBSESSED #the only men i tolerate

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IM SO SO SORRY BUT NONCHALANT GUY IS SO FUNNY

“Why is your dog in gym shorts?”

Butt problems

“Oh love that.” IS SO DEADPANNED

It goes to show how DRASTIC the switch is. David’s video is killing my w/ anticipation

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My Top Fool!Davey Quotes

this audio was everything i could’ve ever hoped for, thank you erik, you kind sir.

“I love you too, dad.”

“Angel, please.”

“Woah! [literally gets jumpscared into shifting]”

“Consider me ‘sat’.”

“I mean, you’ve been working late all week, and I wanted us to have dinner together tonight. It’s the end of the week. I-I’ve missed us eating together.”

“Hi there.”

“Ok, I’ll shut up.”

“ I literally turn into a big bad wolf. That’s a lot for somebody to see. If you can see that and still find me cute, that… aww. I don’t know, it’s just… that’s really… that means a lot, Angel. You mean a lot. So much.”

“What’s wrong with being called cute? You are! There’s nothing wrong with the word cute, you just called me cute. And we can’t both be cute?”

“You… you’re silly.”

“However you want it. However you want me.”

“Just tell me what you want. Tell me what to do.”

“I—really? You think I’m cute?”

“All this muscle. All this strength. All of it. However you want it. [hot whine omfg] That’s not supposed to mean you want me desperate…”

“I like you grumpy and horny.”

“Please, Angel? Please?”

#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #fave david audio #redacted david #redacted audio #redacted asmr

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EA fooliverse spoilers

EEEEEEE

i absolutely love the fooliverse so bad 😭💔

i usually don’t like erik’s line delivery much in his audios, just from a different artistic perspective on his characters, i suppose—but he did anton so good 😭😭

AND ANTON IS SO FUCKING FUNNY I LOVE HIM

Asher’s early audios are very much where he took inspo from while writing this video LOL (erik put me in your writing room and put me on your editing team rn /j)

AND CHILL GUY?? i love him. “that’s fucking wild” as if it doesn’t even surprise him anymore LMFAO

and the panting fx was a nice touch when anton shifted!!! hopefully he uses more canine sound effects in the future bc it really helps with not forgetting about the shifted character, yk?

i also like the delivery with anton’s accent. i feel like it’s a bit more improved?? idk?? i like how he wasn’t super soft spoken, too.

i’m devastated that we won’t get an Alpha Ash audio 😔 but i’m so excited for david’s

i’ve been falling off with redacted lately but THIS IS PUTTING ME BACK IN!!! i love the fooliverse can we just stay here please :,) forget canon, it’s dying anyways /lh

ok thank you for coming to my tedtalk 💟

#redacted audio #i need these audios injected into my veins #obsessed with him #redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted asher #rosie rambles #redacted david #redacted milo #redacted april fooliverse #redacted fooliverse

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ASHER “NOSE SMOOCHER” TALBOT !!!

Redacted Kisses pt 2

Where the characters and their Listeners prefer to give them.

David: Forehead

Angel tucks themselves under David's arm a lot. Weather it's while they're standing or otherwise. Forhead kisses have proven to be the easiest way for David to show affection. At a pack meeting, Cooking together, while Angel is crafting away. Hell. Even when David is gardening and his hands are too dirty to hold them. He calls bonus points if Angel leans into him more after.

Angel: Cheek

David is a busy guy. Work with the pack, job, and home keeping has him buried is something near constantly. Angel tries not to bother him but sometimes it can't be helped. A quick peck to the cheek is enough to get them through another 30 minutes to an hour of time without bothering him. Damn near each time, David gets this shit eating grin that he desperately tries to hide and control.

Asher: Nose

Asher is well aware that his mate is a workaholic and a worrier. He's also aware that sometimes, you just gotta loosen up and maybe have a good laugh. What better way to do so than giving a peck or two in their nose. Weather, it's the tip bridge, oreven right between the eyes. Asher will dish out whatever he can to make Baaabe smile. The ease they find themselves in is what He's after. The sight alone makes his core hum.

Baaabe: Back

Baaabe often enough likes to big spoon. To be able to reach over and hold Asher like the teddy bear he is when he first gets to sleep. Said sleep still manages to be hard to come by. When he's struggling, Baaabe will pull him into themselves and press kisses onto his bare back and whisper sweet praises till they can hear him snore.

Milo: Back of Neck

Massages, regardless of duration, are slowly becoming a staple in their relationship. Seeing his mate relax under his touch is something Milo considers a gift. When it's all over, he'll kiss the back base of their neck. Sweetheart will squirm and laugh a little before eventually relaxing once again. That's how he knows his work is done.

Sweetheart: Biceps

Milo's tits are great, but his arms are too. Arms that defend and fight. Arms that comfort and support. Arms that carry Arrgo like a literal baby. Arms that are always opened and ready for Sweetheart. While getting dressed in the morning, Sweetheart will snake their arms around Milo. As he reaches up and back to hold them closer, they give his bicep a soft peck along with a string of encouraging words. Not even Christian can damper his mood.

#these are adorable #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redacted headcanons

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to me freelancer will always be a loser boyfriend (even if they're a woman)

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my husband

My favourite vampire ever, Milo Rebaine xxx

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Pianist Milo x Singer Sweetheart

Both do it for hobbies/to let off steam and imagine their duets

Sweetheart whose a little famous in Dahlia for their voice and introducing Milo as their partner on stage while he rocks that damn piano

Sweetheart walking around the stage as they sing and Milo's eyes never leaving them with the proudest and goofiest smile on his face

Sweetheart who does mostly jazz and since they're starting out, they do covers of songs to see how their voice sounds and Milo loves their deep register (expect a ton of Laufey)

#i love this #i hc that freelancer sings #and babe too #but i love the dynamic of milo and sh

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i will not talk about milo rebane. i will not talk about milo rebane. i will not talk about milo rebane. i wi

#i’m gnawing at the bars of my enclosure #i love milo rebane #redacted april fooliverse #redacted milo #milo rebane #redactedverse #redacted asmr #redacted audio #redacted asmr milo #milo greer

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JEJSNDNDBFBSLADNEJQODB

Asher would love Set It Off

#his fave song is totally lonely dance #or NME #or midnight thoughts #i used to love set it off #their songs still go hard #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted shaw pack #redacted asher #asher talbot #redacted wolf boys #redacted headcanons

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vega’s tip is #EA8D80 and the shaft is #7C5446

#you vega stans are wild #and i love it #speak your truth #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted vega

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(don’t mind the fact that i voted, i wanted to check how it was going LMAO)

it was so close 😭 milo was in the lead for a good while before sam came in. i’m excited to make samuel an angsty, complex fella :3

if i were to write a fanfic oneshot thing based off of a song, what character would you wanna see the most??? (out of the ones that i feel fit the song the most)

#redacted audio #redacted sam #samuel collins #fanfic #redacted darlin #sam collins #headcanon

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“oh this is my lucky night, bitch” got replayed over and over and over and over again LMAO i love it too much

My Top Fool!Milo Quotes

i need more of this man now (yes i know we’re probably never gonna hear from him again) @qhoaaaa here’s your man :))

“Boo!”

“Sweet lips.”

“My little Stealth.”

“But you have no idea what I’m talking about, you’ve never heard of magic, what’s a “Vampire”, isn’t that something from a movie, unnhhh.”

“More inhale.”

“Oh this is my lucky night, bitch.”

“Oh, I know I’m close. You’re welcome.”

“So you flops can just give up already.”

“Your adrenaline’s pumping so hard I can literally taste it on the air. I’m not even touching. I’m just looking, and your heart’s already pounding this bad.”

“Excuse me? I’ll say fuck as much as I fucking want to, thank you very fucking much, fuck you, how’s that?”

“You should try some deep breaths, sweetness.”

“I know I look good, but I shouldn’t have to be the last thing you see.”

“Oh don’t you look surly. Whatsa matter sweet cheeks?”

“How in god’s name did I just end up on babysitting duty for a Department shill? God if Dmitri finds out about this I’m getting my ass handed to me. Hell, if Porter finds out about this, I’ll never hear the end of it.”

“No that’s not a Vampire power, that’s a me power.”

“I hate to be the voice of reason cause that shit’s boring as all hell.”

“Don’t try me, Sweetheart, I’m not that fucking soft.”

“Those wet blanket fuck boysup at the Department sent you into shit this deep on your first day?”

“He’s dead. He crossed the Talbot Pack, and they’re friends of the House. So we wiped him. Poof. Head gone. Actually, most of his limbs gone.”

“Snap, crackle, pop.”

“Let me share a little secret with you, Sweetheart. Look at me. Look at this face. Look at this body. People beg me to feed on them. The day I have to trance someone or force someone to get blood, is the day up is down and left is right.”

“Now that I know you’re not some dyed-in-the-wool Department peon, I can focus on your other, far more appealing traits. And it just so happens they do appeal. A lot.”

“What’s this? The lovely little investigator is gonna take a walk on the wild side? Be still my heart.”

“Okay well I’m gonna touch now, you’re literally falling over.”

“What, I’m supposed to whisk you away in my arms? You gotta earn that, baby.”

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I LOVE IT SO MUCH UGH. REBANE IS SO BADASS

milo april fools au

demitri is such a vampire name

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #redacted april fooliverse #what a good day to love milo #demitri rebane

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sitting there twirling my hair and swingin my feet while he’s talkin in my ear 😇😇

I need Vampire Prince Milo in a way that is concerning to feminism (gender neutral)

#redacted audio #redacted audios #redacted milo #milo greer #redacted asmr #redactedverse #rosie rambles

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if i were to write a fanfic oneshot thing based off of a song, what character would you wanna see the most??? (out of the ones that i feel fit the song the most)

#redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted headcanons #redacted vincent #redacted morgan #redacted milo #redacted sam #samuel collins #redacted morgan kyne #morgan kyne #fanfic #redacted james

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i slept on aaron so hard when i first started listening AND THAT FIRST BA HAD MY JAW HANGING OPEN IN SHOCK WHEN I FINALLY LISTENED TO IT.

aaron is jakamdnnwnsjdjwkakddn

My Top Aaron Quotes

men who are just constantly tired of everything>>>>>

“Well buckle up, wiz kid.”

“So yeah, I am gonna miss you. I’m really gonna miss you.”

“Sue me. Except don’t. My brain is already fried from the financials, I don’t need to throw legalese on top of that.”

“Fuck it. There’s nothing in here I can’t replace. I want you."

“Oliver”

“I didn’t say I wanted to spend the day with you, I asked if you wanted to spend the day with me. I asked first.”

"Ell"

“Hey, stop it. Because you know how much I like you running your fingers through my hair. Makes my brain go all fuzzy.”

“I appreciate it. And you.”

“Oh, it’s not playing dirty. It’s just me making you feel good.”

“I didn’t realise I was apparently dating an anthropomorphic backpack.”

“H-hey—stop it. You—no, your kisses are just… it tickled. Shut up. So what if my sides are ticklish, it’s not like that’s weird, you shit.”

“Oh, and now you can’t even find the strength to lift your head out of my lap, hmm? You poor thing. Who knew that being lazy could be so exhausting?”

“I love you very much. Now get off me.”

“You talked a big talk back then. But it turns out you’re just a cuddle-hungry softy after all, huh? Yes you are. At least when you’re still sleepy, anyway.”

“I also know you’re probably the kind to fly off half-cocked and make me chase you down with the SPF 50 like a madman. If for no other reason than to infuriate me.”

“Come here. Come closer. Because I said so.”

“I love you. And I love rain. And I love being with the person I love while it rains. Isn’t that a fun little combo?”

“You are very cute looking up at me like that.”

“Or is the thought of a few more minutes in my arms that much of an imposition? Asshole. Mmm. I love you too.”

“I can’t even try to say a nice thing without you having to get some snark into it, can I? No, I wouldn’t have it any other way. You brat. I love you just as you are.”

“You make me better. And that’s no small order when you’re talking about me, given the high level I already started at.”

“A man’s gotta eat. And you’ve always been my favorite thing on the menu.”

“Oh yes, you’re so put upon. Your evil boyfriend only makes you a whole breakfast spread, he won’t then also let you sleep in even later than you already have.”

“Eli”

“Yes, in a shocking twist, I do find your absence unpleasant. Perish the thought, right?”

“Time spent with the people I care about is important to me. It doesn’t have to be time doing anything special, it doesn’t have to be conversations about our future or some greater purpose or any of that shit, I just want to be with the person that I’m with.”

“Sure, there are plenty of ways to sleep on a couch just fine. It’s your hybrid approach that lands somewhere between gymnast and pretzel that tends to get you in trouble.”

“You’re okay. It’s gonna be okay.”

“If it feels like it's coming on again, come tell us, okay?”

“I only met them a handful of times. They're sweet. They laugh a lot. They spent most of the time giving Elliott shit, it was funny. Not in like a mean way, like the way you do when you love somebody that much. They were a good balance for one another.”

“God I sound old. And I feel old. And I’m not, but it feels like it. A grumpy old man. Might as well start yelling at kids to not play so loud in the neighborhood, really complete the image.”

“Stop calling me an old man, only I’m allowed to call me old. Don’t be mean. I’m in a vulnerable state. I need baseless praise.”

“Yes. Holding you feels very productive.”

“Yeah. Let me just rub it on that pretty face for a little bit…”

“ It’d be fine. Almost as fine as you. I’m tired, I’m allowed to be stupid.”

“El, I have never hated you. You’re my little brother, I love you.”

“No the windows are mirrored glass. You should know that, you worked here.”

“Whose is it? Louder”

“Thank you baby. Yeah, thank you for trusting me like you do. […] All I wanna do is prove myself worthy of that trust.”