#I'm in no rush

[quinloki]

Bah, I like it until I share it, but I'm getting there.

#quin art #trying to be more okay with it just being whatever it is #I swear though I love it until I share it #Need a lot more practice #but writing first #I'm in no rush #roronoa zoro #fan art

[yunyin]

#yunmusings #miraculous ladybug #I'm in no rush #but I want to know what people think is the better idea

[jackgoodfellow]

When I die, I am going to have my skull removed and made up for Hamlet productions (jaw optional)

And it will be free to rent but with the one requirement being that I must have a bio in the program with the other actors. With a headshot from when I was alive. Crediting me as Yorick. With no mention of my death. Just a typical list of credits that get further and further into the past with each passing year.

I know this is supposed to be a reaction meme but this IS what my internal monologue looks and feels like. It is past midnight. Sell my bones on the internet.

[ID: the meme of a guy in sunglasses casually speaking to a horrified McDonald's employee at a drive-thru, drawn in a simple cartoon style. There is a speech bubble that makes it look like the guy in the car is speaking the text above the image]

#see jack talk #hamlet #shakespeare #shitposting #they can use the skull for other productions in which a skull is featured prominently #u don't credit the set dressing #but i am prepared to absolutely nail the part of Yorick within the next 100 years or so #I'm in no rush #and the credit has to be among the other actors! #not a separate cheeky little note. if it is alphabetical then i ought to be in there alphabetically #I do not care much what happens to the rest of my body unless someone can think of something funny #i think maybe just burn it and like idk throw the ashes at rich people so they cough? and be like THAT'S MY UNCLE JACK #or just like sprinkle it off a cliff i don't care #i guess i would have to assign someone to rent the thing out and do whatever u gotta do to remove a human skull #which. ya know i gotta say most of my friends probably don't wanna do that #death #humor #the jaw should actually be removed bc that is specified in Hamlet. best case scenario is a detachable reattachable jaw #maybe carve a spooky sweet lil poem on the inside saying hello #don't sell the skull tho there must be a keeper of the skull #passed down to inconvenience and creep out my descendants for generations #and then someday it can be a macguffin in a bad historical fiction movie! The highest honor. 😌 #this is good cos it is my official author blog and if i ever get famous ppl can go back and see that I've been a freak the whole time #memes

[scarystickers]

Media that the gay tumblr people love

#guys this was really rushed and I'm gonna be so real but I've only seen clips for like half of these shows :') #good omens #our flag means death #what we do in the shadows #wwdits #ofmd #toh #the owl house #spop #steven universe #amphibia #heartstopper #red white and royal blue #young royals #rwrb #or is it #rwarb #hannibal #supernatural #bbc sherlock #sherlock holmes #that was so many tags #help

[kathaynesart]

The @tmntaucompetition is no place for a tiny tot to be left alone, especially with all these rowdy teens running amok. My heart just broke when I saw little Kid Leo crying, @angelpuns and @red-rover-au, and I knew Replica Leo's would too. Problem is they're probably going to be searching for a while cuz Replica Leo is looking for other unsupervised children. Oops.

This is in response to these couple of threads I've seen going around: COMIC 1 - COMIC 2 - COMIC 3 - COMIC 4 - COMIC 5

You kids need to all calm down!

#I'll be honest I just miss drawing my 30 something peepaw #been drawing just his 20 something self for a few months now haha #tmnt au competition #rottmnt #rottmnt replica #kid leo au #red rover au #uh... too many other au's sorry I'm in a rush to post this! #drawing on my lunch break #replica #kathaynesart #save rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #unpause rise of the tmnt #tmnt

[baekk-hhyun]

tonight my friends said that they think i'll be the next one of them to get married and i hope with my whole heart that's true cuz i feel it as well

#i'm in no rush #but i hope i feel the loml soon

[shoomlah]

I'm not sure what else I can do for the apparently VORACIOUS Spies In Dresses fandom, but might I offer you the original sketches in this trying time

#valve #steam #tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 spy #the spy #drawn feverishly at like 11PM as I was rushing to get all of this out the door last week #this idea was sitting on my reference board for like a week and I kept thinking “well no way I'm gonna get to do this one” #but the team was entirely on board god bless 'em #glad the fandom appreciates the details like that little sliver of flesh between the dress and the cowl #the sweetheart neckline #the ✨mesh✨ #y'all get it

[inkskinned]

there are a lot of posts out there that are positive and healthy coping mechanisms for handling the holidays. this is not one of them :)

i think there's like. going to be times in your life you will be stuck in a social situation that you cannot escape from gracefully. i do not know why the internet doesn't believe these times exist. it's not always just that your physical safety is at risk - sometimes it's legit like "i just don't currently have the energy or time to put in the effort of responding to this." sometimes it's a coworker you hate so much. sometimes it's just like, fine, you know? like you know you can handle your aunt when she's cheerily horrible, but if you actually set a boundary around her, it's going to be weeks of fallout with your father.

i don't know why people think the answer is always just "cut them out!" or "don't let them get away with that!" because ... the real world is tricky and complicated. i think kind of a lot of us have an internal "radiation poisoning" meter for certain people. like - i'm talking about the ones who are absolutely giving you gradual ick damage. like, you can handle them, but you'll be exhausted.

and yes. you absolutely should listen to your therapist and the good posts about handling others and set good boundaries and take care of yourself. prioritize peace.

HOWEVER :) ...... since im often in a situation with a Gradual Sense of Ick person i cannot just "cut out" of my life (without losing someone else precious to me) - i have sort of developed the most. maladaptive form of mischief possible. because like, if i'm going to have to listen to this shit again, i like to have a little bit of private fun with it.

now! again, i am physically safe, just mentally drained by this man. you should only do this with people you are not in danger with. which leads me to my suggestions for when your Unfortunate Acquaintance shows up and says oh everyone pay attention to me.

my favorite word is "maybe!" said as brightly and happily as possible. whenever the Horrible Person starts in on a topic you do not want to go further with, particularly if they make a claim that you know to be inaccurate, do not respond to it. you and i have both tried to actually argue with this person, and it hasn't gone well, because this person just wants the drama of an argument. however, "maybe!" gives them literally nothing to go on. it is incredibly disarming. they are used to people having some response. they know they can't prove what they're saying, and maybe! treats them like the child they are. it dismisses them in the politest way possible.

i like to say maybe! and then, in their stunned silence, immediately change the subject. this is because i have adhd and i will have something unrelated to talk about, but if you can't think of topics fast enough, i recommend just pointing to something and saying, "isn't that lovely?" because fuck you let's bring in some positivity.

by the way. that second trick - of pointing to something and stating an opinion about it? - that just works on its own, like, 70% of the time. i picked it up from teaching preschoolers. it's an intentional "redirect". it stops children crying and it also stops grown adults from finishing their explanation on why women belong in kitchens. dual wielding!

keep it silly for yourself. i absolutely do not care if people think i'm fucking stupid (it's more fun if they do) and as a result i will purposefully misunderstand things just to see how long it takes them to realize i've completely removed them from the subject at hand. when they say "women aren't funny" i get to be like. "which women." "all women." "all women in america?" "no in the world." "like the mole people? the people in the world?" "what? no. like, alive." "oh are we not counting the mole people?" "what the fuck are you talking about." "you don't believe in the mole people?"

similarly, i play a personal game called "one up me." my Evil Acquaintance literally knows this game exists (my family & friends caught onto it and now also play it) and it always fucking gets him. i don't know why. you have to be willing to be a little free-spirited on this one, though. the trick is that when they make one of those horrible little bigoted or annoying comments they are always making, you need to go one unit weirder. not more intense, mind you - just more weird. "you don't look good in that dress." "yeah, actually, my other dress was covered in squid ink due to a mishap at the soup store." "you shouldn't wear such revealing clothes." "wait, what? oh shit. sorry, your son tears off strips when no one is looking and eats them. i swear it was longer before we left the building."

the point of "one up me" is to completely upend this person's narrative. we both know this person likes setting up situations where you cannot "win" and then they really like telling other people how badly you handled it. in a usual situation, if you respond "please don't say something that rude", you're a bitch. but if you let it happen, you're letting yourself be debased. they are not usually expecting door number three: unflappably odd. because what are they going to say when they're telling everyone how badly you behaved? "she said my son eats her dresses" ".... okay?"

if you can, form an allyship with someone whomst you can tagteam with. where they can pick up on your weird "soup store" story and run with it.

the following phrase is amazing and can be deployed for any situation: "oh, be nice :) it's the holidays!" i do not know why this works as often as it does. i'll say it for the most random shit. i think this is bc most of the time these people know they're being impolite, they just like to fight.

godbless. when in doubt, remember that you could always start stealing their pens.

the whole point of this is - if you can't escape. maybe see how long you can just be. like. a horrible little menace.

#this is objectively bad advice #don't listen to it protect yourself and do real work on yourself find one of the good posts i've made about this #but also. u know. if u want to have fun while u do the work of setting boundaries #.... it IS fun #i will say that my fear of him went SO down after i just started. fucking with him. #bc i used to get SO fucking upset #i'd spend WEEKS arguing with him. tearing my hair out. sick with anxiety and dread and anger about all of it #and now i just LITERALLY do not engage #instead i'm like '' haha :) mole people" and get the HELL out of any tense conversation #i kind of think some of these people are literally addicted to drama as a form of connection #they like the rush they get from arguing #but those arguments are incredibly damaging for me #so like..... i am in the process of literally rehabilitating this person to figure out how to find connection thru #NORMAL CONVERSATION #he doesn't get it yet #i also do talk to them like they're preschool kids lmafo . ''are you using a safe and kind voice right now?'' #'' do you need a snackie? you sound a little upset. let's have some hummus and come back to playtime when we feel ready''

[cloudwhisper23]

I got ur ask, and just so you know, a mixture of school and being unexpectedly called into work means I won't really be able to answer it tonight; I'll try to do it tomorrow :)

Gotcha, gotcha. And it's not a big deal since concepts take a long time to come to fruition anyway sometimes. I'm working on chapter 2 rn anyway, and that wouldn't have been a part of that anyway. But thanks for getting back to me!!

#cloud speaks #cloud answers #I'm in no rush

[mkstrigidae]

Backgrounds? *puts on sunglasses* I don't know her.

My favorite girl Sansa, here to eat lemon cakes and take names.

#asoiaf art #asoiaf fanart #sansa stark #a song of ice and fire #game of thrones #got fanart #procreate #house stark #costume design #queen in the north #my art #sansa art #illustrations #fanart #drawing my favorite girlie again bc I had to be at my parents' place for a few days and stole my dad's ipad to play w procreate #this is a lil rushed/not as finished as i want it to be for that reason #me beginning this drawing: 'I'm going to not go crazy on the details like I usually do' #me trying to finish this drawing: '...ah beans' #there's supposed to be big fancy embroidery on her long sleeve but i ran out of time #anyways this is just one big giant 'what can i do with procreate' experiment #bc i am still a newbie with it #the show should have had FANCIER CLOTHING #still salty about this #based on my earlier circassian sansa sketch #I am beginning to loathe drawing fur but it is inescapable with my stark kiddos

[physical-manifestation-of-spite]

Discovery in Grief

#i thought i was being original with this idea and then I just looked up the trigun fanart tag on pinterest #bestie nope everyone has done this oh well #i'm 6 months late to the trigun fandom and that's just how I like it #i don't like feeling rushed to join a fandom and do art #anyway #trigun #trigun stampede #vashwood #kinda #nicholas d wolfwood #wolfwood #vash the stampede #my art #trigun fanart #trigun stampede fanart #vash fanart #trigun vash #trigun wolfwood #spiteful art

[mellowwillowy]

(gasps) he's a fae?? Part 1 MDNI

Yan! Butler who is skilled in practically everything, allowing him to serve you wherever and whenever for you.

Yan! Butler who is never even once considered to be intimidating in your eyes yet other people would always have a say about it. Why can't you notice the way he glares at all your suitors disapprovingly?

Yan! Butler who always has the last words of critiques toward your suitor, causing you to scrap them away in pursuit of a better suitor for your country's well-being.

Yan! Butler who is secretly working on his influence and status as he steals what is rightfully your scrapped suitors. Bits by bits, he has grown into a fine gentleman within the years he has served you.

Yan! Butler who has spent his entire life building everything from the day you took him into the shelter of your wings, allowing him to understand how it feels like to be home. Allowing him to unleash the avarice side of a human.

Yan! Butler who is never content with just standing next to you as a servant, no. He wants to stand on an equal ground as you do as your lover. He has to. He has spent his whole life keeping you safe from impurities, allowing you to bloom beautifully. Only he is allowed to defile you should the call come. Only he is allowed to have your lip against his and frankly speaking, his cock.

Yan! Butler who will sometimes walk out of the picture, hiding himself somewhere secluded, teeth clutching on a handkerchief you embroidered for him as he pumped his cock vigorously.

The perfume you were wearing was an anonymous present from a noble, someone you assumed to be one of the many suitors. You were unaware that the noble was the butler who had served you since you were children, the same boy you once had your eyes shaped in a heart.

The idea of you wearing a scent he crafted himself may not be as romantic as what others had in store but he knew that better than anyone. He was an orphan, true. But were you aware that the orphan was never a human?

Back in the country he once lived in, there's a courting habit that the faes pride themselves in doing so. And that was to give their beloved a perfume that was personally handcrafted in memory of the most cherished memory they had in mind.

And the scent you were wearing was the memory of you saving him, the smell of the rain that drenched him mixing with the flowers' smell from your basket, and the smell of love blooming from first sight.

His hip jerked upward as he relished in the memories. You might not realize it but seeing you wearing it so proudly rendered him helpless to the point he crumbled as nothing but an ejaculating mess. The smile that was so gentle and sweet as you coaxed him into the carriage... and the hands that were so warm when compared to his pale, cold ones.

Oh, how he would kill just to have you feel him all over while wearing his scent.

Soon he would be able to consummate with you as a spouse. Just one more year and he would present himself as a suitor who would outmatch the whole list, free of blemishes, critiques, and flaws.

Then just perhaps, the fae would be able to restore his kingdom and propose an agreement of bridging two countries through marriage.

#I wrote this in a rush so it's not pique perfect plus I'm having a terrible writing block rn #CatboX #Yandere Smut #Yandere x Reader #x GN Reader #Yandere Imagines #Yandere Scenarios #Yandere Blurb #Yandere Fae

[smokestarrules]

eight-episode seasons becoming the norm, shows being cancelled after their first or second season altogether, corporations not spending a single dollar to promote their renewed shows, corporations deciding to renew based on how many people binge it over and over and over again... this is the slow, choking death of media literacy. 

#and that's not even TOUCHING the homophobia. I'm not calm enough to talk about that shit right now #warrior nun #also. because people are being annoying in the tags and replies. the death of media literacy as in: #showrunners aren't told in enough time that their show is going to be canceled so they either end with a cliffhanger or have to wrap #everything up in the next season so the writing is rushed #and when the writing is rushed then the morals will be skewed and people will misconstrue them even more and talk badly about the show and #then another show like it will get canceled. it's a vicious cycle #smokey speaks #1k #10k

[mortellanarts]

I've found the path my heart will walk today

#my art #puella magi madoka magica #madoka magica #madoka kaname #magical girl #pmmm madoka #pmmm #madoka magica fanart #I want to make a piece for each girl of the holy quintet before the next movie because I really like the thumbs I came up inspired by #each of their wishes #didn't have a good caption for this one and tbh also rushed it a bit for a convention but I'm happy with it :'3 #is og timeline madoka saving a little cat as her wish canonical information? I don't remember #but it's true in my heart #mahou shojo madoka magica #connect lyrics go brr #madokami

[wuffen]

#worufu draws #i'm so tired guys #so so very tired #so this is where i am mentally #had to rush a lot of it bc ngl i did have a little cry whilst drawing this #as you do #treasure planet

[secondbeatsongs]

you're telling me a top did this surgery?

#personal #trans #shitpost #this came to me and I had to rush and post it #but also. hi everyone #I have a top surgery consult next week #will anything come of it? no idea #but I'm excited #that's how it's goin rn #happy pride