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solitudecorner · 1 year

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i need to talk about lucky luke 2009 somewhere. it was amazing. it was everything i would’ve wanted. i haven’t lived until i watched that movie.

1. they made billy the kid an adult but they actually made it work. they showed that he has a soft spot for kids and calls himself a kid. which made me think that he has some childhood trauma from when he was a child. and it's revealed that billy killed his family when he was 7 and lucky luke sent him to juvenile prison. billy said that lucky luke stole his childhood. since billy never got to be a kid, he just acts like a kid when he is an adult. that was an actually nice addition, they added depth to him, other than making him a spoiled brat.

2. they made lucky luke horny, the luke in the comics never would’ve been distracted by belle in the saloon! they made him send an air kiss towards belle. they made him pucker his lips and send a kiss. now, i’m not complaining about the air kiss bc jean dujardin has nice plump lips but it’s out of character for luke. luke would’ve reacted like the second picture in this post.

3. let’s say that i’m over number 2. both belle and calamity jane got to kiss luke, why couldn’t jesse james have a little peck too?? when jane saved luke from being hanged and jesse came, he held luke’s face and luke smirked as he said his name. it’s chemistry, they have chemistry. they should’ve made out.

when jesse found luke, brought him his gun and asked to duel with him, luke should’ve just started making out with him to distract him!

4. jesse james. he had a long ass cape and he used it to be the most dramatic person in the town. they made him a theater kid. he was quoting hamlet, caesar and othello, getting on the floor and performing his heart out. he was just so dramatic. and the little hip tilt/lean he does. oh it’s beautiful. he’s beautiful.

5. jolly jumper. (i’m sorry the english name is just so) in the comics, he was just luke’s talking horse but the movie began and he was just a normal horse. that was until lucky luke tried to fucking kill himself??? here’s the scene: lucky luke laying on train tracks bc he thought he killed poker pat and he regretted it bc of the promise he made to himself when his parents were murdered. it was a duel, either kill or be killed (or the secret third option that luke always choses, which is destroying the opponent’s gun)(he didn’t choose it this time) and he ‘killed’.

now here he lies on the train tracks, wanting to kill himself. he hears someone say "use your brain, no trains use this track" and sees no one around. then the same voice says "come on, let's go home". he starts hearing his horse bc of his damn guilt and past trauma! holy shit! and idc that the movie explained it as "he has always been able to talk, it's just that lucky luke has never tried to kill himself b4". he hears his horse in his brain. no one else can. it’s his past. his present. he is a poor lonesome cowboy who is oh so lonely. he only has his horse who starts talking to him in his mind. mind blown, i know. it’s my new headcanon.

6. the music. now why is the guitar from bad to the bone in this. why is elvis singing. the setting was around the 1890s or something, and i’m sure bad to the bone didn’t exist back then. it was hilarious

7. the fucking comedy. i did not expect good jokes. i was surprised. somehow the jokes were fucking amazing. even when the atmosphere was serious, they made me laugh bc why are you showing luke wiping his sweat on his ass by kind of groping it in the middle of a duel?? i don’t know the purpose but i laughed hard.

or when he was having a ‘love montage’ with belle and he suddenly started playing a guitar. and singing. and his voice was elvis’ voice. and he was also in his underwear. it’s just so unserious. and yes, they actually made him wear the underwear from the comics. peep the button, lucky luke is slutty in this film.

and when he slapped belle twice bc it was an old family tradition. he was so serious about it. i don’t know how they did it, it was just so funny. they also made jesse james smoke (a) weed and get high. he straight up lighted a weed on fire and took some puffs. and got high. then billy the kid was like “this is the kind of weed you don’t smoke” *fucking takes a puff and gets high as well*. top tier comedy. wouldn’t want it any other way.

8. the parallel with luke’s parents. actually, fuck the parallel, it’s straight up the same. his dad was getting shot at and his mom jumped in front of him and they both got killed.

now in this scene, we see luke and belle. luke is wearing his dad’s clothes and belle is wearing something similar to his mom’s clothes. she is jumping in front of luke to save him. this is the exact scene with luke’s parents. lucky luke took his dad's role in his childhood house with belle and she dies the same way as his mother. this fucking shows that if he stays there living as his dad, he will end up the same. sike, she’s alive, the bullet grazed her shoulder and jane fixed it up. but the message is still there, luke shouldn’t live like his dad or he will die the same way. since he gave up his gun and started living as his dad, he will always be vulnerable if he continues living this way. it’s also kinda ironic that cooper wouldn’t have tried to kill him if he actually took the trip to europe

9. the casting. they did lucky luke justice. jean dujardin was perfect for luke. especially his side profile. his nose was perfect for lucky luke.

10. the production. it was actually so well made. the set, the clothes, the audio, the camera shots, everything. jolly jumper’s mouth didn’t even look stupid when they made him talk! i was impressed

i think this is it, i don’t think i have more to say at the moment. it’s all thanks to this post. i don’t think i would’ve found out about the movie if it wasn’t for them.

#lucky luke 2009 #rambles #now bear with me i read the lucky luke comics when i was like 8 so i don’t remember all that much detail #i don't know if i'm just reading too much into the film or #i haven't even thought about lucky luke since middle school!#i randomly thought about looking him up here and boom! new obsession!#it's 4.30 in the morning now #i've been occupied with lucky luke since like 11 pm #good night ig #lucky luke #calamity jane #jesse james #OH AND THE SCENE WITH JANE AND LUKE PUNCHING EACH OTHER WAS SO NICE #JANE JUST PLANTED A LITTLE PECK AND RAN AWAY #text

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dylanconrique · 1 year

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oh thank god ao3 finally let me back into the gates of fanfiction heaven. 😭😭

#*and this is icarly!#NOW DON'T BOOT ME AGAIN OR I S2G #you can find me at knowssowell over there too :)#however i'm also choosing to see this as a bit of a blessing in disguise cause ik some of my old stuff has a lot of grammar errors #gonna read through and correct my mistakes on those while working on a couple new wi[s #*wips #so i might not have anything posted for a little while #bear with me here while i get my ducks in a row #more chenford fics are on the way!!!

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journey-to-the-attic · 2 years

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So we know from the castle arc where Lucifer teaches her that Ik isn't a dancer (be still my beating heart, that's still one of my favourite Dadcifer moments), but what about the other JTTA OCs? I think I remember Mephisto at least being very energetic but other than that.....

ooo neat question! none of them are like, formally trained dancers, but mephisto in particular does have a knack for it (he’d be the type to teach himself kpop dance routines in his spare time and actually be pretty good at it)

dancing’s a bit of an issue for astaroth since y’know, wheelchair, and he doesn’t have a lot of energy so he’d get tired very quickly. of course, the other newspaper club members have figured out a way to include astaroth anyway, and he does enjoy it in moderation (though he prefers to stay still and just like, wave his arms to the music)

neither wiz nor alecto have ever taken proper lessons, but they've kind of invented their own style of waltz because they like to dance around with each other in their free time <3

#answering asks #anon asks #sorry this ask in particular has been sitting here for like a week #i'm still kinda under the weather but i'm also super busy so not a great combo #(for the same reason the new chapter is taking a while so bear with me ^^)#prof kaz can dad dance and that's it #just a little boogie

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galaxywhump · 2 years

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I've been playing Spore recently! Last time I tried - several years ago - I got to the civilization stage and gave up, and while I can feel myself getting a little bit bored now, I might just mess around in the creature stage cause it's a lot of fun.

Anyway, here's my current creature, its name is Bear:

#bear is an abomination and i love it a lot #it's a herbivore who just wants to befriend everyone in its path #it wasn't even supposed to have arms but having them gives a bonus to making friends #so here it is #now i want to play again just to create a violent carnivore to mix things up a little bit #and yes this is a photo of my laptop and not a screenshot #don't @ me i'm too lazy to boot up the game to make a proper screenshot #and because bear has reached the tribal stage it wears some clothes now which is lowkey cursed #nothing really fits when you have six legs #asks #marti talks #marti plays video games #new tag ig #thanks for the ask! :D

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zombieweek-g · 1 year

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No cactus posting today but I wanted to ramble about how much my psychology has changed since I bought a little purse to keep all my stuff in when I go to work cuz like I'm just buying shit to put in here now, its great, I went to the store last night and just raided their travel sized section for stuff to put in there and it gives me such a strange dopamine rish to know I could pull painkillers, wet wipes, hand sanitizer, lotion, essential oils. And my sketchbook out at any given moment like this is power I have power with this

#Just a little ramble for me #I also have chapstick in there so I can just look at my bag and think 'oh shit my lips are dry #Then just use my chapstick #Its great #I'm like a monkey or a bear that just got some new enrichment toy in their enclosure #Tell me what else to put in it and I probably will I just love having stuff

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majorxmaggiexboy · 1 year

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did claire just did claire just implicitly offer to call in murdock for the kilgrave situa

oh my god

oh my god claire nooooooo your boy struggled an entire three seasons and his villain doesn’t even have superpowers sgsdgsgs why would you volunteer him like th

THANK YOU JESSICA VETO THAT IDEA YOU DON’T NEED BACKUP YOUVE GOT THIS MY LOVE

#i have two wolves inside me one is like 'ohhh my god matthew vs kilgrave oh nooooo #with matthew's super hearing that'd be extra bad news bears''#and the other is like ''lmao matt's both a lawyer and a little shit it's literally his Job to Loophole it'd be so funny''#kilgrave is the man with unlimited wishes and matthew murdock is an evil genie #it'd have to be a brief joke for tone reasons but it'd still hit #but no i'm glad jessica said ''there will be no charlie cox cameo in my show'' bc #there's no heckin way man

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allthegothihopgirls · 1 month

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everyone talks about how bruce talks about his 'babies' as if they're just sweet little kids, when they are OBVIOUSLY not (shocking everyone who meets them). but i think dick would do the Exact Same Thing:

dick: "and you're gonna LOVE my baby brother jason, he's so smart, and has such a sense of empathy. but god does he just get bigger every day, they grow up so fast"

enter 6'5 literal mountain jason todd, who looks like he's going to snap someone's neck if they so much as look at him the wrong way.

dick: "sometimes i'm just blown away by tim's genius. i'm always so proud of him when he accomplishes new things, but every time it just reminds me how independent he's getting. he's so full of life too, it's hard to keep up with him."

enter tim, who looks like he's met death and bears all of the world's secrets. although perpetually battered and worn down, he is also, not a baby.

dick: "oh and damian... he's the littlest one, and he's just the cutest, always learning and wanting to be just like his big brothers. he's so sweet too, not a mean bone in his body"

enter damian.. this one fits the size description at least.

#i KNOWWWW canonically jasons like 6'0 but idccccc #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #damian al ghul #robin #the robins #minus steph #red robin #red hood #nightwing #batfam #batfamily #batboys #dc comics #dcu #dc #gothihop speaks

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lowkeyremi · 4 months

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Arranged Marriage hcs with Toji (fem reader)

AU where Toji has cursed energy and was picked by the zenin clan. (he still hates them lol) also he doesn't meet mamagumi so megu is your biological son in this au :3

note: just some quick hcs cuz i couldn't get this thought out of my head. I've seen a bunch of arranged marriage satoru related things but I thought I'd switch it up. mentions of pregnancy

Arrangedhusband!Toji hates his family and refuses to get married just to fuck them over. (they want an heir)

Arrangedhusband!Toji who goes on a complete rampage when the news about his soon to be marriage finally reaches him through hushed whispers of some maids.

Arrangedhusband!Toji who immediately goes to see Naobito, former head of the Zenin Clan to ask what the fuck is going on.

Arrangedhusband!Toji who is enraged when he hears "you were given the opportunity to settle down yourself, but you didn't so we took matters into our own hands."

Arrangedhusband!Toji who requests to not have a wedding, he'll just sign the damn papers and get it over with.

Arrangedhusband!Toji doesn't visit you for at least a week upon your arrival. He's still pissed.

Arrangedhusband!Toji who finally decides to go visit you, he knocks on your door. You were given your own room to adjust to everything even though Naobito wanted you to be with Toji.

Arrangedhusband!Toji who's shocked when Mai opens the door and he sees you getting your hair done by Maki. The twins decorated your hair with a bunch of different flowers. (they're like maybe 10 in this)

Arrangedhusband!Toji who just stares at you. He doesn't say a word because he doesn't really know what to say. He didn't even know what you looked like until right now.

Arrangedhusband!Toji snaps out of his trance when you break the silence. "Good morning, Toji. It's nice to finally meet you." He catches on to your attitude at the end of your sentence and he doesn't even realize his lip quirking upward. Here he was thinking you'd be some damsel in distress, but it turns out you're pretty confident.

Arrangedhusband!Toji responds with "Uh, hey.." Is that the best he could come up with? You've left him at a loss for words.

Arrangedhusband!Toji who tries to get his shit together and deepens his voice to try and intimidate you a little. "Mornin', [name]. I'll send some maids over this way later. You are to accompany me for dinner tonight."

Arrangedhusband!Toji who hides a growing smile when you say, "Taking me on a first date after getting married? I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be the other way around."

Arrangedhusband!Toji sits at the table waiting for your arrival. After seeing you he wanted to spend some alone time getting to know you, but his mother insisted on throwing a proper welcome dinner with the whole family.

Arrangedhusband!Toji requested that you sit right next to him. When you arrive someone ushers you to your seat. He whispers quietly enough for only you to hear, "being late to a family dinner isn't a good look for ya, pretty."

"well, excuse me for getting lost like three times." you say with a roll of your eyes. Naobito clears his throat, and Toji sighs.

Arrangedhusband!Toji who mumbles "thank you for the food." so everyone could start eating. He gets a little defensive when Naobito bombards you with questions, "I hope you are settling in well, but I'll get straight to business. When do you think you'll be ready to bear a child?"

Arrangedhusband!Toji who gets ready to speak up for you but you quickly cut him off, "Not anytime soon, sir. No offense. I just met your nephew today. I did not come here to be bred like some dog. I came here to settle the dispute between our families." Everyone is shocked by your words. You just told off the former head of the clan..

Arrangedhusband!Toji is proud of you. "I agree with her." Naobito gives him a sour look before responding, "Toji, you need to get a better hold on your woman. She should have some manners."

Arrangedhusband!Toji who gets up from the table and hauls you over his shoulder. It's embarrassing to say the least but neither of you speak a word until you're far enough away.

Arrangedhusband!Toji who sets you down, a smirk prominent on his face, "That was so bad ass. No one's ever spoke to him that way."

"Really? Not even you? That's surprising, you seem like the rebellious type."

Arrangedhusband!Toji who really starts to grow on you. He follows you everywhere and he learns something new about you every day, as do you too. He never restricts your freedom and supports many of your actions.

Arrangedhusband!Toji who will even spar with you sometimes when you're looking to improve.

Arrangedhusband!Toji who feels his heart swell a little bit when you kiss him. He's never felt anything like this before, and he doesn't want to admit that he'll get used to it.

Arrangedhusband!Toji invites you to finally move into his own bedroom, since "we've been married for a few months now."

Arrangedhusband!Toji who likes seeing your stuff alongside his in his room.

Arrangedhusband!Toji feels happier than he has in years. All his family wanted to do was train him to perfection and treat 'worthless' women like shit. He didn't want any of that though. So he sees you as a blessing in disguise.

Arrangedhusband!Toji who itches to give you a baby after seeing how you are around his twin cousins. You're gentle, but you never forget to scold them when they get into trouble.

Arrangedhusband!Toji after your second year anniversary brings up the idea to you, "Not for the selfish reasons my uncle wants. Just for us. We could even live somewhere else." You two are sitting in your shared bedroom. His eyes tell no lies, "What do you mean by live somewhere else? I don't think it matters how far we go, baby. If Naobito catches wind of a potential Zenin heir he'll track us down."

Arrangedhusband!Toji who assures you he could take care of this situation, if you wanted to have a baby. He doesn't want his future child/children to have to go through the same abuse he went through.

Arrangedhusband!Toji who doesn't know that you're already a month or two pregnant.

Arrangedhusband!Toji who has one of his "friends" come get you to take you to your new home. "Toji, you should come with me. I don't think this is a good idea."

"I'll see you in a day or two. I love you, baby. Gojo, no funny business or I'll fuck you up." He threatens.

"Are you doubting me, my dear friend? I wouldn't let anything happen to your precious wife." Toji flip him off. You watch as his figure gets smaller and smaller until you can't see him anymore. (they're frenemies in this au)

Arrangedhusband!Toji who immobilizes his uncle, which takes great effort. He doesn't come out fully unscathed. He's okay, though. He's doing it for his and your future.

Arrangedhusband!Toji who utters something to Naobito before leaving the Zenin clan, "I don't ever want to see your face again, you old geezer. Don't ever come looking for me or my wife, because the next time we meet, I'll kill you."

Arrangedhusband!Toji who knocks on the door of your new apartment and is relieved to see that you're just how he left you.

You gasp at his beat up stature and you sit him down to clean him up.

"They'll never bother us again." He mutters and he sees you smile a little bit.

"I'll miss the twins," you say with a little sigh. He moves his big hand to cup your face as you are trying to wipe the blood off of his, "You've taught them plenty. I'm sure they'll follow our path and make it out of the clan sooner or later."

Arrangedhusband!Toji who is thrilled when you tell him you're pregnant.

Arrangedhusband!Toji goes to extreme lengths to protect you and you have to remind him you can still accomplish things on your own.

Arrangedhusband!Toji Husband!Toji who has both your last names changed to Fushiguro to help hide his identity. You actually debated with him about this.

"Toji, you literally just chose the first name you saw on a site of Japanese last names. We need to put thought into it."

"Oh come on baby, you gotta admit Toji Fushiguro sounds better than Toji Zenin." He never fails to find a lazy way out of things.

Husband!Toji who lets a single tear fall from his eye when he sees you cradling your little boy.

"He looks just like you." You grumble playfully and his lips quirk up into a smirk, "Eh what can I say? He got the good genes."

You fight the urge to hit him with a pillow.

Husband!Toji tells the nurse the name you two agreed on for your son, "Megumi Fushiguro."

Husband!Toji who always gets scolded by you for using bad words around your son.

"Fuck!" Megumi yells when he colors outside of the line. Your head whips around so fast and Toji looks away.

"Gumi! Don't say that. That is a very bad word." You tell him. He tilts his head to the side, "Well Dad says them."

"Does he now? I'm pretty sure Dad knows he shouldn't say those words." After a minute Toji thinks he's in the clear so he turns his head back to see you glaring at him.

"I won't do it again." He hears you mumble 'liar.'

Husband!Toji who's mad that despite his looks, his son is a complete mama's boy. "Hey kid, wanna head to the park for a little 'while?"

"Can mama come?" Your husband grunts.

"Nah, it'll just be me and you. Father and son." He says with a grin hoping to bait him.

Megumi goes back to his video he's watching. With an uninterested tone he responds, "Oh, then I don't wanna go."

He rolls his eyes and walks away, "Well whatever."

Husband!Toji who decided he wants a do over, and gives you the proper wedding you deserve.

Husband!Toji who loves you and his son very much. He couldn't have asked for anything better than this. You are his blessing.

tagging @blkkizzat bc this is her man LMAO

#toji fushiguro #toji zenin #toji x reader #toji fushiguro x reader #fushiguro toji x reader #fushiguro toji #toji zenin x reader #toji fluff #jjk #jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jjk fluff #jujutsu kaisen fluff #zenin clan #megumi fushiguro

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sanguineterrain · 8 months

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how about Jason with the prompt "text me when you get home"? the one time they forget/fall asleep before sending the text and Jay loses hid mind. rushes over expecting them to be dead but they passed out on the couch as soon as they got home

really superbly SCRUMPTIOUS prompt Aud. I love protective jaybird 🥰‼️ thanks for sending something in 🫶

jason todd x gn!reader. worried protective snuggly jason. no warnings really, ya boy is just paranoid and madly in love with you 💓

request something! I rb all fics to @sanguinelibrary

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As soon as you get out of your last class of the day, your phone rings.

You answer it, wedging the phone between your ear and shoulder as you fish in your bag for a couple of bills. You're already walking to the train station.

"Hi, snookie bear," you say into the phone, slightly delirious with hunger and sleep deprivation.

Jason snorts on the other end. "That's a new one. Hey, baby. Y'heading home?"

"Indeed I am."

"Need a ride?"

You wait and listen. Eventually, you hear the sounds of hitting and grunting in the background. You roll your eyes—only Jason would be in the middle of a fight and then ask if you need a ride home.

"No, I'm okay. It's not dark yet. Plus you sound busy."

"I'm never too busy for you," he says immediately. "And it's gonna get dark in an hour. Are you sure—"

"Yes, Jay," you say gently. "I'm sure. Don't worry about me. I'm going straight home."

You're already at the station. There's a good amount of people, students and workers alike. The university is in a relatively okay part of town, especially during the day. You're not worried. It's not like you traipse through Crime Alley on your downtime.

"Okay." Jason takes a deep breath. "Just—just be careful. Text me when you get home."

You note the hint of worry in his tone. Maybe this week has been particularly saturated with crime. Jason tends to get a little overbearing about your safety when he's had a tough week. You know he had go down to Blüdhaven and help his brother—with what specifically, you don't know.

Most of the time, you're sure you don't want to know.

"I always do," you say. The train pulls up to the station. "Ooh, train's here! I'll talk to you later. I'm thinking of ordering takeout. Too tired to cook."

"Okay, sweetheart. Be safe. Love you. Lock your door."

You roll your eyes fondly. "Yes, Jay. Love you too. Bye."

You hang up as you step onto the train. You pull your headphones out of your bag and shut your brain off during the ride. By the time you get off the train, you've lost hope that you'll be doing any work tonight. You're absolutely wiped out after three back-to-back classes.

It's still light when you get home. You lock the door after you get in, the habit ingrained into you, and dump your bag onto the couch.

Takeout is a no-go. You're hungry now and about thirty seconds away from passing out on the couch.

You change into your home clothes, eat a granola bar, and call it a day. You'll eat more later.

You turn off your phone to bar any annoying notifications and fall into bed, eyes closing immediately.

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The sound of your deadbolt being teared off its chain wakes you up. You flinch and jump awake, trying to blink through sleep. Your mouth is dry from how hard you slept, and your eyesight is slightly blurry from the sudden flood of moisture.

Your bedroom door swings open, and suddenly you're pulled into warm, heavily muscled arms. You hug back on instinct; you'd know the feel of your boyfriend anywhere.

"Jay, h—"

"You didn't text," he says, voice shaking. "You said you would. I was—I thought you were—"

You tense, guilt knocking into you.

"Shit. Jason, I'm so sorry. I meant to, I was just so tired..."

Jason pulls back to look at you, hands still on your shoulders. His expression is stern.

"I'm gonna pick you up from now on. When are your late days?"

"Jay, no, GCU is across town. You can't possibly pick me up three days a week. That's too much! What about patrol?"

"Somebody else is out at this time," he says stonily. "Crime Alley can wait an hour while I get you home."

His eyes blaze green, a side effect of the Pit. You can tell he's putting every effort into keeping a lid on the worry and fear and anger over your silence.

"Jason." You cup his face. "Honey, I'm safe. I'm sorry I didn't text you. I'm sorry I worried you. But your adrenaline is spiked right now, Jay. Everything feels magnified. I don't need to be picked up. I was perfectly safe coming home. Okay?"

He shakes his head, holding your wrists. "Anything could've happened. I was so—fuck, baby, I was so scared. I-I checked the station footage and the traffic cams, and I didn't see you after you cut through the park, and I thought—I was sure you'd—"

Jason pulls your arms around his neck and buries his face into your shoulder. He supports you by the backs of your thighs, tugging you into his lap. Then he clings tight.

"Oh, Jay," you murmur, petting his curls. "I'm alright. This end of Gotham isn't so bad. And I know you'd have found me even if something had happened. But nothing did."

"Can't lose you," he chokes out.

"You won't lose me, honey," you say. "You keep me safe."

He trembles in your embrace. You kiss the shell of his ear and continue to pet his hair.

"Let me pick you up tomorrow, at least," he pleads. "We'll get dumplings at that place you like. You barely ate anything when you came home."

"Okay, Jay," you say, because you know he needs that reassurance. He won't relax without it. "That sounds good."

You keep stroking his hair. "Y'wanna order in now?"

"In a minute."

Jason lays you both down on the bed. He throws a leg over yours and pulls you into his chest. It's now that you see just how much tension is locked in his shoulders. He's exhausted.

"Jus' wanna hold you for a bit," he says, lips resting on your shoulder.

He's drowsy, the adrenaline finally ebbing. You close your eyes and snuggle into his arms.

"You can hold me for as long as you want," you say, threading your fingers with his. "I'm not going anywhere."

#jason todd x reader #jason todd x you #jason todd x y/n #jason todd fanfiction #red hood x reader #red hood x you #red hood fanfiction #batman fanfiction #dc fanfiction #inbox #blurb

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markster666 · 3 months

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Alas I have fallen for the radio demon! He is perfection and so is your writing! I’m sure you’ve got a lot of requests but I was hoping you could do an Alastor X fem! reader where she likes pulling/gripping his hair while he *ahem* breeds her? Her kink is bearing his demon spawns! = u =

Mmmm gotta love the Radio Demon! Saw this request at work and was like "I'm immediately writing this when I get home" sooo here we are! Thank you so much for your request and hope this is what you were looking for. Lots of love.

ALASTOR THE RADIO DEMON X READER (SMUT/18+) - Breeding B*tch

Pairing: Alastor x Fem!Reader

Tags: Shameless Smut, 18+, Breeding, Hair pulling, Porn without much Plot, Pet kink, Pet play, Impregnation kink, etc.

Fandom: Hazbin Hotel

Word Count: 878

A/N: Thank you so much to @lingeringherealways for taking time out of your day to put in this request and trust me with it! I absolutely adored this prompt the second I read it and had to write it out before I head to bed. Unedited, so apologies for any spelling mistakes. Requests are open.

The entire Hazbin crew (except for you and Alastor) decided to go on an outing. Charlie wanted to try and recruit sinners on the streets and offer them refuge in return for possible redemption. She invited you and Alastor to come along, albeit last minute, you both declined respectfully as somebody had to keep watch over the hotel while they were away. Alastor could easily do it by himself, sure, but you were burdened with the thought of sleep. As soon as they left, you slumped onto the lobby couch and shut your eyes.

Alastor waltzed into the room, his microphone staff hitting the ground with a thud every step he took. You opened one of your eyes to get a look at him, only to see he made his way to the edge of the couch, staring right at you with the same, expressionless wide-grinned look he masked all the time.

"Everything alright, Alastor?"

"Mmm, may I speak to you my Dear?"

You groaned and sat up lazily, rubbing your eyes.

"It's kind of a bad time, I'm half asleep."

His ears furrowed back and he sat at the edge of the couch, making sure to keep a good few feet of distance between you two. You could feel his demeanor shift promptly as he started speaking,

"Ah, yes, well, I'll make it quick. You see, I've been having this insatiable urge to... um... how do I speak of this-"

You raised your eyebrow as you waited for him to continue.

He sighed.

"I need to breed."

Your eyes widen in shock. Of course, you knew he was an animal and it would make sense as to WHY he had these desires but...

"And... why are you telling me this?"

He laughed.

"Hah hah hah! Because I want to breed YOU my Dear."

You stare at him open mouthed, unable to process what he just said. You have had fantasies about him for awhile, sure, but never in a million years did you ever expect it to finally be happening.

"O-Okay Alastor, but only this ONE time-"

He cut you off as soon as you gave him full permission to do what he wanted. He set his microphone down and pounced on you, his tall figure covering your entire body.

"Mmm, thank you my Dear, but I don't think one time is going to be enough for that pretty little body of yours."

You were about to say something before he crashed his lips down onto yours, forcing your mouth open with his tongue and intertwining it with yours. You moaned into his mouth as he tore open your clothes in a couple fluid motions. He stopped kissing you as he ran a finger in between your folds.

"My my! Look how wet you are! Oh how I've been CRAVING to ravish you. I hope you don't expect me to take my time."

He quickly undid his pants zipper before instantly slipping his length inside of you, his ears pinned to the sides of his head trying to hold back grunts of ectasy. You were whining, going non-verbal from how full you felt. Every time he thrusted, it felt like you hit a new stage of bliss, and suddenly you didn't care about redemption into Heaven.

You were already in it.

He gripped your hair and held you close to his body, his face burrowed in your neck and shoulder crease as he aggressively, yet sloppily thrusted into you. You wrapped your arms around his shoulders and your legs around his waist so he could thrust as deep as he could.

He finally let his pleasure take control and started grunting animalistically. He was nipping at your collarbone and squeezing you into him as hard as he could, sweat being combined between your two intertwined bodies as the heat filled the space.

"You feel so gooood, you truly are a BITCH in heat. Let me hear more of those pretty little sounds of yours, Love."

He whispered into your ear before kissing your jawline quickly, smiling against your neck. Your eyes rolled back in pure pleasure and you could not contain your mews.

Your hands moved up to his hair, gripping it very aggressively out of pure passion and need.

"P-Please, Alastor, breed me. Impregnate me. I want you to mark my womb with your seed. Please-"

You senselessly babbled into thin air, gripping his hair harder and tightening your legs around his waist.

"Your begging is music to my ears! As you wish, Dear, stay still for me."

His thrusts quickened in pace before becoming sporadic. He finally unleashed all of his seed into you, making sure his cock was as deep inside of you as it could go. You were a panting mess, slowly loosening your grip on his hair, and he was making a bunch of radio static, also trying to catch his breath.

After a bit, he pulled out slowly and watched as his cum dripped out of you. His smile widened,

"Make sure you lay like that for awhile, Love, to make sure it all stays in."

You didn't ever want to move again. Everything was just bliss in that moment.

"Oh, and by the way my Dear, this will not be a one time thing. Expect it frequently!"

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A/N: Thank you so much for everybody who has read! Your support means the world to me. If you didn't know, I will be participating in Kinktober (except in February lol) with some pretty smutty prompts starting February 1st and going on all month, so if you like my writing and want some more Alastor x reader smuts, please consider following. Lots of love.

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