#I’m on a roll with him

[mrsaltieri-real]

Hey could you please write headcanons for Stu as a BF (both SFW and non)? x

Stu Macher as a Boyfriend (SFW and NSFW)

I can, I can INDEED!

I absolutely adore Stu and so does @bisexual-horror-fan so I had to get her in on this. Because STU! I am truly disgusted in myself that I haven’t wrote for him before because I love this dickhead so fucking much. Feel free to send in more Stu requests because God, I’ve been sleeping on him for far too long.

SFW

-Stu loves, loves, loves sharing food. Dude is the kinda guy who would be down to split entrée's at a restaurant, if you are both looking at two of the same dishes he gets excited like oh we can go halvsies.

-Stu is always going to be touching you. Always. Deal with it.

-He is speaking his mind, if he thinks something about you, he is telling you, particularly if he likes what you are wearing.

-Stu loves to go out with you, he is a party kind of guy, high energy.

-He is the best concert partner ever, even if it is music you are more into, he will happily go along and dance it up with you.

-Sweet tooth, bake him stuff and he will be so fucking happy.

-To me, he reads as a stoner, so a stoner girlfriend would be a total vibe for him

-Not a necessity but still FUN

-He’d never allow you to pay for dates. Never!

-He’d honestly be offended at the mere gesture of it

-Will talk your ear off about anything and everything

-Even if he knows it’s something you’re not interested in

-He is a big on cuddles, even though he struggles to stay still

-He cracks jokes 24/7, especially when you’re sad or upset about something

-He’ll do anything to see that smile again

-His love languages are physical touch, acts of service and words of affirmation

-I feel like he is protective, but not OVERLY protective

-Will give you the freedom to do what you want to do, but ensure that you’re safe

-Let him know where you’re going and keep in contact with him and you’re golden

-I don’t think he’s a particularly jealous boyfriend

-He’s self-assured and confident enough in himself to know that you’d never cheat

-He’ll wear you on his arm, proud as anything that he’s the one who has you

NSFW 🔞

-Get ready to get eaten out, constantly. I know, I know, cliché’ but he can’t keep his tongue in his mouth, he loves it, he’s doing it.

-And fingering.

-Guy seems like he is into object insertion, he likes seeing you take stuff, big and unconventional stuff.

-Stu is spitting onto your pussy for extra lube.

-Likes a hard fast fuck as much as the next guy

-But he has a soft spot for slow, intimate and passionate sex

-Your pleasure immediately comes before his own

-Like, he’ll get you off a couple of times before you even start fucking

-He has stamina for DAYS

-His cock is LONG but not too thick

-But fuck, it’s perfect

-He loves to kiss your neck

-His favourite position is the Mating Press

-He loves how it makes him feel every fucking part of you, watching your face to see how good he’s making you feel

-He’s a tits kinda guy. He just fucking is

-Looooves watching them bounce, playing and swirling his tongue around your hard nipples, feeling them…

-Everything about them. He is such a tit guy it isn’t even funny

#i love him i love him i love him #why do I never write him? #send in stu reqs if you want #I’m on a roll with him #i love him #he’s everything #GAHHHH #stu macher #stu macher headcanons #stu macher x reader #stu macher fluff #stu macher smut #scream

[haliaiii]

succumb to fate i guess

#the reveal was crazy #daan von dutch #fear and hunger daan #f&h daan #funger #fear and hunger termina #fear and hunger #pocketcat #my art #art #digital art #illustration #fanart #procreate #on a funger roll today #28 year old turns into a cat boy #I’m drawing him again fs #haliai art

[frownyalfred]

Bruce trains with the League of Shadows, grows close with Talia and Ra’s, but — eventually — spurns their movement to return to Gotham and pursue his mission.

Years later, he shows up in the middle of the night at Talia’s door. There’s a body in his arms, wrapped in bloodstained sheets.

“The Pit,” he whispers, trembling, “is it true?”

#thoughts #not sure why this leapt to mind today but #I’m on this roll where i just write it down #instead of sitting on it and hating it #so #bruce wayne #batman #dc #batfamily #jason todd #batdad #batfam #talia al ghul #ra’s al ghul #Lazarus pits #Lazarus pit #fic ideas #aka Talia doesn’t steal him #Bruce KNOWS about the pits #or has a guess about ra’s #and just shows up desperately

[wigglebox]

Found you ☀️

#spnfanart #destiel #destiel fanart #dean winchester #castiel #wiggleart #rolls up 1000 days later with an empty rescue #I’ve always had this scenario in mind but I never knew how I wanted to draw it and actually it was gonna be quite sad at first #with Cas being taken away by the empty #but the other night I wanted to draw him getting rescued lol #so I’m like I must do this inbetween my other projects #also #the final image is of them being back in the room they were in 1518 #because to me I don’t want their first kiss to be in the empty #but back home #sorry for the long post lol #I have to figure out how to get this thing on Twitter

[ewwww-what]

I mean??? That’s one way to get him to stop picking on you I guess?????

#STOP PICKING ON ME #he is about to make some very coincidental and unfortunate rolls #give him a break man #genuinely this scene reminded me a little of the bit with Doreen where Adaine just kinda??? #accidentally swings the ladle too hard??? #but here it’s not so much an accident as it is a black-out bully-induced rage #this has to have been a pretty deeply upsetting situation for him after the rage wore off but I’m not gonna think about it too hard #fantasy high freshman year #fantasy high #d20 fantasy high #d20 #d20 fanart #dimension 20 #gorgug thistlespring #gorgug fantasy high #fhfy #blood #blood cw #undescribed #my art

[helpimstuckposting]

Steve agrees to play D&D as long as Eddie plays too, so they get Will to DM. Somehow, Steve rolls three nat20s in a row and Eddie’s like ‘no fucking way, not possible, give me those’ and rolls with Steve’s dice. He immediately gets a nat1

#like he’s glad that Steve is rolling high for the team obviously #but he’s got INTEGRITY okay??? #no WAY he’s allowing rigged dice in any of his games #even if it benefits him #and Steve is just like I swear to god Eddie I’m not doing this on purpose #and everyone flips tf out when Eddie rolls a 1 #Steve is trying so hard not to laugh #but Robin is crying she’s laughing so hard #stranger things #fic idea #steve harrington #eddie munson #steddie

[ash-and-starlight]

modern au and esen’s honkers are haunting the instagram feed

#id in alt text #yea this was inspired by That watermelon smashing vid #if u don’t know what i’m talking about you’re living a more peaceful life than i am #at first I was like hm maybe this is a bit too ooc for ouyang #then I remembered the 'doEs GeNerAL Xu pLAY thE FLuTE???' and I was like nah ok it checks out #no filter & accidentally revealing how much of a gayass he is is how he rolls #also rip Ma she's just trying to hang out with her boygf and that hideous Pest that Wretched Thang that useless twink #just manifests wherever zhu is and ruins the mood #she deserves to hatecrime him as much as possible #also I don't think esen is 100% aware he's posting blatant thirst traps. his insta is mostly pics of his horses and his beautiful eagle #then one vid of him doing mounted archery that breaks the internet for 3 weeks #rinse and repeat #also yeah wang's special skill is starting shit in the comments section #he would absolutely thrive in the toxic waste that is social media fights #ty for reading this far. more unhinged takes at 5 #esen-temur #zhu yuanzhang #ma xiuying #general ouyang #the radiant emperor #she who became the sun #he who drowned the world #my art

[lavender-rroses]

team bonding

extra i forgot to add lol

#jrwi riptide #jrwi #jrwi fanart #gillion tidestrider #jay ferin #jrwi chip #lavrose art #fanart #art #i miss them so much it’s crazy #i’m having withdrawals #ugggHhHhHHHH WAHHHHH #just roll with it #just roll with it riptide #albatrio #polypirates #if you wish #dont mind the …. creative …. anatomy i did not use a reference #chip has definitely tried to braid lizzie’s hair but she permanently banned him from messing it up

[scrambledslut]

pov: you’re obsessed with your boyfriend

( part 2 )

#this is my camera roll #all original photos by me #i promise #i was there😌 #shhh🤫 let me indulge in my delusions🧘 #him in the big ass hat is so agent whiskey😦🤠 #the pic with the dog is one of my favorites ever🙏 #i need the to do the puppy interview with pedro asap #i’m starting a petition 🤓👆 #joel miller #joel miller x reader #pedro pascal #pedro pascal x y/n #dieter bravo #pedro pascal x reader #joel miller x y/n

[raeofgayshine]

Thinking again about the fact that when Eddie and Dustin finally convince Steve to play DnD with the party, all of them, but especially Eddie, quickly become exasperated with Steve who has extremely high charisma, and decides that he can fix almost any situation by flirting with whoever they were in conflict with. Especially the fucking monsters, this man is bound and determined to himself a monster boyfriend and until it happens, he will make every single person they come across fall in love with him. So naturally, this happens a lot:

Steve: I’m going to flirt with them

Eddie, exasperated: Steve, you can’t date this monster, he’s trying to kill you-

Steve: Hot.

Steve: I’ll flirt with them harder then

#ravenpuff rambles #steve harrington #eddie munson #hellfire club #stranger things #steddie #Steve is a monster fucker and this essay I will- #they actually get him interested in playing because they were showing him the different monsters and Steve kept going #‘Hot. Also Hot. Hooot. Can I date this one? Oh HOT.’ #the monsters really did it for him. (and like also it made Dustin excited and you know he loves that kid) #Eddie: I should have known inviting you to sessions would go like this but for some reason I had hope you would behave #Steve: I am behaving. I’m using my highest stat determined by Dustin and Will to my advantage. #(Also I think Dustin and Will helped Steve build his character. Eddie wanted to do it but Steve insisted it should be a surprise) #(I don’t know much about dnd so I can’t go any further but I know this bitch would want high charisma (for good reason!)) #Robin loves to sit by and watch the sessions play out and she is always encouraging Steve to flirt more #there’s a new You Rule You Suck board #this one has a lot more you rule because it turns out Steve is amazing at getting high rolls

[jestierabbit]

#will i stop? no #oswald the lucky rabbit #he’s technically not in the picture but imma still tag him #mickey mouse #since you know— os is obviously talking to him #my art #I’ve been on a roll my guys #also was supposed to be at Disneyland for a park day but put it off to finish this lol #but now I’m FREE

[teehee-vibes]

Thinking of Gillion and Finn today…

#jrwi riptide #just roll with it riptide #gillion tidestrider #finn tidestrider #gillion jrwi #Finn jrwi #just roll with it #jrwi spoilers #just roll with it spoilers #riptide spoilers #jrwi riptide spoilers #the care they have for one another is so fucking palpable I’m insane I’m insane #and gill not being open about the fact that he wasn’t good in school #but seeming to have interest in academics in the past… but Finn leaving #Finn was probably the only adult who had the patience to help him UNDERSTAND and learn #no one else bothered to waste the champion’s time outside of the gods and combat #I’m insane #I have a lot of thoughts and no articulation #TV’s art

[un-pearable]

on the topic of samurai lloyd….. it’s time to bring back my personal favorite goofy s1 au. samurai y: in which lloyd figures out nyas identity first and blackmails (according to lloyd)/is so adorable he convinces (according to nya) her to make him another, smaller mech. it’s green bc that’s the color of poisooooonnnnnnnnn >:D

#art✨ #ninjago #lloyd garmadon #ninjago nya #this is. crack. btw #i think about s1 sooo much and i FINALLY have the art skills to make my stupid ideas real. ty universe #wish i’d finished this sooner but y’all know which minifig i’m talking about right??? #technically the dialogue is ooc bc this is early eps but i adore that clip of him running up the mountain going NINJA KICK!! NINJA ROLL!!!!! #far too much not to include it #in this au pixal is samurai z.

[charlottecbordeaux]

WIP

#cookie run #cookie run kingdom #rough draft #butter roll cookie #I swear I’m so near to making an animatic with him #Spotify

[toastcryptid]

Continuation of this

#superbat #batman #superman #toast art #Clark rolling that beautiful bean footage in his head #the beans are non-conductive silicone and I KNOW would be good to touch #feels like….Polly pocket clothes #also… #emphasizing here that Bruce is NOT small Clark is just a 6’7 freak #big body big hands big head big gay thoughts #which makes Bruce (hulking 6’3 slab of meat) look like a demure little purse dog #idk why I need to let everyone know this because it has nothing to do with this art (which is about toe beans) but I digress #I’ve said enough in these tags #but I think the idea of Bruce being a big guy by regular standards but then being thrown into a group of super human giants #thus making him a little shrimp by compairison is like….so funny augughgjfj #little man who can’t fly and ​gets thrown around like a beanbag #okay okay I’m done

[heatwavering]

okay if it was the 80s-90s and i was in Miramar working for the navy and I somehow stumbled across hot and single Tom Iceman Kazansky only to figure out he’s (a) gay and (b) taken by pete maverick mitchell of all people, i would go feral. i would die and have to be revived and then start my john wick revenge arc.

like this man is taken. by another man. he’s getting dog walked by pete maverick mitchell. the same guy who flies his plane like a looney tunes character and refuses to die. bad pickup line artist, 5’7, cowboy boot wearing, scrunkly little pete maverick mitchell put a ring on it. i’d bite the person closest to me and start a Free Iceman movement the moment i heard the news.

#that top right photo does it for me every time #maverick needs to watch his step because i’ve planted landmines in the floor #*on my knees* HE GETTING THAT EVERY NIGHT!!! EVERY NIGHT!!! #guys i love mav i swear #i’m just insanely jealous that he can roll over at night and see HIM in bed #icemav #top gun #no one: cyclone circa 1989: