#send in stu reqs if you want

[mrsaltieri-real]

Hey could you please write headcanons for Stu as a BF (both SFW and non)? x

Stu Macher as a Boyfriend (SFW and NSFW)

I can, I can INDEED!

I absolutely adore Stu and so does @bisexual-horror-fan so I had to get her in on this. Because STU! I am truly disgusted in myself that I haven’t wrote for him before because I love this dickhead so fucking much. Feel free to send in more Stu requests because God, I’ve been sleeping on him for far too long.

SFW

-Stu loves, loves, loves sharing food. Dude is the kinda guy who would be down to split entrée's at a restaurant, if you are both looking at two of the same dishes he gets excited like oh we can go halvsies.

-Stu is always going to be touching you. Always. Deal with it.

-He is speaking his mind, if he thinks something about you, he is telling you, particularly if he likes what you are wearing.

-Stu loves to go out with you, he is a party kind of guy, high energy.

-He is the best concert partner ever, even if it is music you are more into, he will happily go along and dance it up with you.

-Sweet tooth, bake him stuff and he will be so fucking happy.

-To me, he reads as a stoner, so a stoner girlfriend would be a total vibe for him

-Not a necessity but still FUN

-He’d never allow you to pay for dates. Never!

-He’d honestly be offended at the mere gesture of it

-Will talk your ear off about anything and everything

-Even if he knows it’s something you’re not interested in

-He is a big on cuddles, even though he struggles to stay still

-He cracks jokes 24/7, especially when you’re sad or upset about something

-He’ll do anything to see that smile again

-His love languages are physical touch, acts of service and words of affirmation

-I feel like he is protective, but not OVERLY protective

-Will give you the freedom to do what you want to do, but ensure that you’re safe

-Let him know where you’re going and keep in contact with him and you’re golden

-I don’t think he’s a particularly jealous boyfriend

-He’s self-assured and confident enough in himself to know that you’d never cheat

-He’ll wear you on his arm, proud as anything that he’s the one who has you

NSFW 🔞

-Get ready to get eaten out, constantly. I know, I know, cliché’ but he can’t keep his tongue in his mouth, he loves it, he’s doing it.

-And fingering.

-Guy seems like he is into object insertion, he likes seeing you take stuff, big and unconventional stuff.

-Stu is spitting onto your pussy for extra lube.

-Likes a hard fast fuck as much as the next guy

-But he has a soft spot for slow, intimate and passionate sex

-Your pleasure immediately comes before his own

-Like, he’ll get you off a couple of times before you even start fucking

-He has stamina for DAYS

-His cock is LONG but not too thick

-But fuck, it’s perfect

-He loves to kiss your neck

-His favourite position is the Mating Press

-He loves how it makes him feel every fucking part of you, watching your face to see how good he’s making you feel

-He’s a tits kinda guy. He just fucking is

-Looooves watching them bounce, playing and swirling his tongue around your hard nipples, feeling them…

-Everything about them. He is such a tit guy it isn’t even funny

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[f1nalboys]

hiii can i request stu macher x short girl one shot? they’re in the same friend group but they don’t always get along bc stu teases her for being short and she thinks he’s supa annoying (but there’s obvi tension) its kinda enemies to lovers type beat so their besties (tatum and billy) try setting them up. thanks!!!

hi there! thank you so much for the req, I hope you enjoy it! got a bit carried away so it’s a little longer than anticipated o_o

WORD COUNT: 1921

WARNINGS: none

As the third paper ball of the hour bounces off of your head onto the floor, you begin to form a plan to kill Stu Macher, who was currently crunching up another sheet of paper, and your English teacher for sitting you in front of him.

“Stu, if you throw another one of those at me I’m going to cut your hands off,” You say, turning around in your seat. Stu was smiling wide, his eyes crinkled, tossing the paper ball from hand to hand. Billy and Tatum sat next to you two, though they were busy arguing amongst themselves, probably about something stupid. “What the hell do you want?”

“Just wanted to talk, munchkin, that's all,” Munchkin. You glare at him which earns you a laugh in response; he always laughed at you when you were angry. The paper he was holding drops onto his desk and he rests his head in both of his hands, peering at you with his annoyingly blue eyes. “You still coming over with everyone for movie night?”

“Yes, she is. Isn’t that right, Y/N?” Tatum says abruptly, answering for you. She gives you a smile and raises her eyebrows, something you’ve come to know to mean ‘just agree.’ You moved to Woodsboro three years ago and became fast friends with her, which in turn helped you befriend the rest of the group. You sigh, nodding your head.

“Good! I’m picking a scary one so make sure you sit next to me.” He winks and for some reason, you feel your face heating up. You roll your eyes, ignoring the way your heart had skipped a beat at the sight.

“And why the hell am I doing that?”

“So I can protect you!” The bell cuts his sentence off and you were glad; you didn’t want to hear any more of it. You and Stu got along fine, but god did he get on your fucking nerves. With all of the short jokes, stupid nicknames, and the endless flirting, it was a miracle you hadn’t killed him the first month you had shown up. 

You grab the things off your desk, following behind Tatum as you walk out of class. You were finally free from the hell that is high school. The only problem, you realize after Stu rests his arm on top of your head, is that you were still stuck with this asshole. Tatum laughs as you shove him hard, sending him stumbling to his right. 

“Alright lovebirds, let’s not get too handsy; theres still people,” Billy says and Stu lets out a low whistle, wiggling his eyebrows at you. You smile at him mockingly, flipping him the bird. Sidney wraps an arm around your shoulder as she catches up to the group and gives you a quick squeeze. “Now hurry your asses up; I’m not spending three hours at the fucking video store.”

“Relax, we’re gonna make it with so much time to spare it’ll blow your head off,” Stu says, sticking his tongue out, something you notice he does a lot. The weather was finally becoming bearable and the sun was due to set any minute now. To you, winter was the perfect season; the day ended early and gave you plenty of time to do whatever the hell you wanted instead of whatever the hell you needed to get done.

The video store was packed despite getting there less than twenty minutes after school let out. Billy lets out a quiet stream of curse words, smacking the back of Stu’s head before heading straight to the horror section. You watch with a soft smile as your friends go their separate ways, each finding a movie section for them to pursue. Ever since you joined the group, it had become a weekly tradition to have a movie night every Friday after school. 

Everyone got to pick a movie and, after ordering pizza and loading up on snacks and (the occasional) beer, you’d settle in and watch them all. It was fun, for the most part. Stu and Billy’s choices were always horror, though Stu was more likely to stray from the ‘classics,’ unlike Billy. Tatum, Sidney, and you liked to try different genres every once in a while which made the marathon bearable. 

You head over to the Thriller section, your fingers brushing over a few copies. You didn’t really know what you wanted to watch, but this section was always a safe bet. The sound of Billy and Stu’s hushed voices grab your attention and you look up and right across from you was the horror section where they stood, backs turned towards you. You leaned in slightly, straining to hear them as you pretended to search through the movies. 

“Just tell her, moron,” You heard Billy say grabbing and inspecting two videos and Stu sighs heavily. He was hunched over and for once he looked...unhappy.

“She hates me, man, I just get on her nerves. I mean, you saw the way she shoved me today; I don’t have a chance,”

“She likes you, she just doesn't know it. And if you want her to stop shoving you off of her, you might wanna stop using her as an armrest. She isn’t feeling the short jokes either, munchkin.” You watch, eyes wide, as Billy taps Stu on the arm with the movie he picked, walking away, leaving him to stand there alone. You snatch up a movie and rush towards Tatum, your heart racing. They were talking about you; who else does Stu call munchkin? Who else shoved him off of them today? 

Tatum stands in the romantic comedy section and she drops the movies she was holding when you stop right in front of her. “Jesus! What the hell’s got you in such a hurry,” Her face was twisted into annoyance until she sees the panic in your face and her features immediately soften. “What’s wrong?”

“I just heard Billy and Stu talking and I think Stu likes me.”

‘Well duh. Is that it?” You stare at her, dumbfounded. She knows? She turns back to her movies, placing a few back, deciding between two, all while you continue to stare at her. You open your mouth in an attempt to question her but you stumble over your words and she sighs. “Come on, you seriously didn’t know? It’s super obvious. Just like it’s super obvious that you like him.”

“What? I don’t like him! And he can’t like me. I mean, he makes fun of me all the time even after I’ve made it clear it pisses me off. If he liked me, wouldn’t he try and be nice?”

“Boys are stupid and their brains are small; don’t expect so much out of them. Plus, everyone but the two of you realizes you’re, like, in love or whatever.” You scoff, ignoring the way your stomach flipped at the suggestion. You did not like Stu. You couldn’t! Hell, you and he fought all the time and the only reason he interacted with you was to get under your skin! “Here comes lover boy.”

Before you can open your mouth, she’s gone, walking over to the counter where Billy and Sidney were at talking to Randy. You can feel his presence behind you and you suck in a breath, turning around. Stu’s cheeks were flushed red and he was fiddling with his necklace. Was he nervous? 

“Hey, uh, can we talk?”

“Sure.”

“Okay, cool.” He pauses for a second, an awkward laugh slipping through his lips. “So, I like, kind of been into you for a few months. Like, in a crush way, I guess. I know you don’t feel that way about me and that’s alright, I just wanted to tell you for… closure or whatever those shrinks on TV say.” 

He nods quickly and turns on his heel, attempting to flee the scene, but before he gets the chance to, you grab his forearm, holding him in place. He looks down at your hand on his arm and smiles even after you drop your hand back to your side. You bite the inside of your cheek as you sort through your feelings, taking into account the way your hand was tingling from the feel of his skin, the way your heart skipped a beat when you met his eyes. 

“I thought you hated me.” 

“What? No, oh my god,” His eyebrows shoot up in surprise, shaking his head. He rubs the back of his neck and you bite back a smile at the sight of his nervous smile. “You know I can be an ass when I’m messing around, but I really didn’t think it bothered you that much. It’s just… I think it’s cute that you’re shorter than me, you know? And the nicknames are just funny.”

“You think I’m cute?” You grin up at Stu and he rolls his eyes, nodding. He breaks out into a smile as he looks down at you and you realize something. You want to kiss him. Badly. You glance down at his lips, praying he didn’t notice, but he had. 

“Guess you think I’m cute too, eh?” You punch his shoulder gently and he grabs a hold of your hand, intertwining your fingers, leaning down, and placing a gentle kiss on your lips. You instantly sink into the kiss, your free hand coming up to rest on his shoulder. He laughs into the kiss as he takes a small step towards you, wrapping his arms around your waist, pulling you in even closer.

A wolf whistle breaks the two of you apart and you glare over at the culprit. Billy, Tatum, and Sidney all stood together a few feet away, smiles on all three of their faces. Tatum and Sidney laugh as Billy cups his hand around his mouth. “Stop sucking face and pay for your movies,”

“Shut up, dick,” Stu says, shoulder checking Billy as he passes by. The three of them follow you two up to the counter where Randy was waiting at. Thankfully he didn’t say anything, though you could tell that he really wanted to with the way his eyes were darting between the two of you. Turning around, you watch curiously as Billy hands Tatum money which she immediately pockets. 

“What was that for?”

“Oh, he and I had a bet on when the two of you were going to stop being babies and date,” Tatum says smoothly, raising her eyebrows, a teasing smile plastered on her face. You scoff, folding your arms across your chest, leaning into Stu instinctively as he wraps his arm around your waist. “I figured it’d be before Christmas, he thought after New Years'.”

“Can’t believe you two gambled on this! You owe me some of that $20, Tate.” Your comment earns a laugh out of everyone. Stu squeezes your hip slightly, laughing when you jump. You were out of the street now, walking down the road towards his house. “What?”

“Can’t believe me and my munchkin got together.”

“Don’t make me break up with you before we’ve even started dating.” The smile on your face betraying the words that left your mouth, though you were grateful for that. The rest of the night was perfect; sitting down cuddled into Stu underneath a blanket on the couch, your head rising and falling with his every breath. You drift off to sleep to the sound of his heartbeat, barely feeling the kiss he had placed on the top of your head.

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