our fates are entwined whether you like it or not you stupid bastard
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I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth
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you've made an enemy sam reich
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how many pieces of jewellry do you wear?
(includes individual rings, necklaces, earrings, piercings, etc)
none
1
2-3
4-5
6-7
8-9
10+
i add more/remove more depending on where i am
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Quiet Quitting is when you're not doing anything wrong but the vibes are off
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I’m not sure we’ve properly analyzed the hilarious power of Kristen’s, “When you’re here, you’re family. It’s called being gay.” Kristen is rebelling against her family and accepting a chosen family. Rebelling against the APPLEBEES family. With an OLIVE GARDEN reference.
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The woke left is turning depressed, suicidal boys into some of the most beautiful and happiest girls youve ever seen
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silly goobers just in time for lesbian visibility week! forever grateful to tlt & its fandom for helping me be more comfortable with my own sexuality and gender identity🗡️
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And she would say, idly, more as prayer than demand: “Have you worked out who I am?”
prints
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i'm such a huge fucking fan of having and using magic requiring effort. whether mental, physical, or both. i'm so fond of magic systems that make you sweat, bleed, cry and get your hands dirty when you use them. i love it when powers are earned, not inherent, through years of study and/or exercizing them like a muscle. and i love it when a seemingly effortless display of power is terrifying because of this.
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me: “yeah I dated a guy in high school who came out as gay. it was before i knew i was a boy so needless to say it didn’t work out”
coworker: “damn dude was preordering”
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it’s the parley room…the parlor room? the parley parlor.
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