#I will bite their heads off your you

[catcatb0y]

Giving every Narcissist a little kiss on the head.

#npd love #npd safe #everyone trying to demonize you is so so stupid #it's such bullshit #narcisstic abuse is not a real thing #it's really not #no more than autistic abuse is a thing or ADHD abuse is a thing- schizoid abuse isn't real! #you're not somehow predispositioned to become an abuser or abusive person #much less because you struggle with your own self view or perception #because of past trauma or because that's just how your brain was wired #no one deserves to have their diagnosis used as a pathetic petty insult from the most self absorbed assholes on the planet #I will bite their heads off your you

[cardo-de-comer]

Hey! The way you drew Mr. Qi makes me feral, thank you. I love that man in a way one would love their neighborhood cat. Mysterious, I wish to know more of where he comes from, who he is, yet it's better to be kept secret. Again, thank you for drawing him in such a nice way, loved it, will continue to love it, and once I've sent this ask, I shall continue to stare at it like the feral animal I am over that man. Thank you.

thank you anon! <3 i miss him lots lately so here's some sketches

#sdv qi #stardew valley mr qi #to me qi is like. you know. let me explain #imagine you go to a house of someone you really don't like. they have a cat. a huge and mean cat that doesn't let anyone touch him #he's a mystery because you don't know this cat but he's the only one in this house who is somewhat tolerable because well cats are great #you would love to pet the cat but you know he's mean and he will bite your hands off but he's a great company nonetheless #so qi to me is like this cat #does this make sense? i think not lol #but it makes sense in my head

[an-albino-pinetree]

#my stuff #selfship #tree makes an appearance #carnival!jax #carnival au #the amazing digital carnival #if something tries to bite your head off #cough into its open mouth #I SWEAR if ya tag this as vore /j #Im watching you all 👀 #tadc #the amazing digital circus #tadc jax #jax #shitpost #gross

[mspaintbrush]

every big guy deserves a delicate object to hold in his giant hands as he reminisces about days past

#in my head that ukulele belonged to baptiste #and mauga took it from his things after he left talon #why should baptiste own a ukulele? good question #i need both to have a harmless looking object thats charged with memories #mauga will bite off your arm if you touch that ukulele #mauga ho'okano #mauga #mauga overwatch #mauga x baptiste #my art #maugas ukulele #overwatch art #overwatch

[spaciebabie]

he asks your hand in marriage

OMG YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

#spacie splains #thank you for the art bloosef 🥺🥺 #also the name of the file when i downloaded it skjfksjfds #love you sm bloos #this made me feel a littol better 🥺🥺🥺 #funnily enough i have had a scenario of springtrap opening his jaw really wide and pretending 2 bite ur head off in my head #just like. getting half your head in there #hes got no bite strength you'd be fine #itd be cute i think #like. i imagine he acts all “scary” and stalks you and shit but ta me at least he just looks like a goober #ive seen really scary art of him and just felt love and adoration i mean sdkfjskdfskf #when he acts all scary i just wanna kiss heems snoot #i aint neva felt this way abt a character b4 man.... #like!! omg you're so cute when you're acting all bloodthirsty i could just eat you up 🥰🥰🥰 #all of this is 2 say if he did this i would kiss him 1000000000000000000000%

[cerulean-cave]

my favorite thing about kyman is the fact that they're meant to be opposites. there colors are quite literally complementary.

but, putting "opposites attract" aside, their dynamic is essentially yin and yang—one cannot exist without the other.

cartman is an agent of chaos, wants to wreak havoc in anyway he can. he loves the feeling of getting under kyle's skin, revels in kyle's anger. one could argue that most of his diabolical shit comes from the guise of just wanting to capture kyle's attention.

kyle is an agent of peace. he wants to keep things calm and stop whatever scheme cartman is planning. it gives him purpose in life, and him wanting to be a martyr helps to fuel this. he could just ignore cartman, like stan or kenny typically do, but he is not physically able. he has to take the bait. he can't let cartman win. it's deeply ingrained in his personality.

they give each other purpose. and that's what I fucking love about them

#kyman #oh you know just rambling about how much I love kyman #kyman antis do not fucking interact or I'll bite your head off thank you #south park #so #text

[carsonjonesfiance]

What are we even saying here? He clearly means the US Government and Congress in particular when he says “we”! Are we saying he should take personal responsibility for every US bomb sent?

#I don’t want to be like ‘she means it’s (((his))) fault specifically’ but I fail to see another interpretation #that or she’s offended that as an American citizen she might be included in We #also why are you biting the head off of your biggest proponent in Congress? that seems counterproductive!!!

[jiangwanyinscatmom]

seeing all these posts in canon jc tag saying how jc did better than madam yu ... pretty sure madam yu never hit jc (did she? if im wrong tell me xd but still he'd be the same if she did cuz he hits jin ling in anger multiple times), or expose him to herself torturing innocent people to death so much that jc would be used to smuggling them out... yea jin ling and his relationship turned out better no thanks to him tho, jin ling got lucky to be more jin than jiang tbh cuz majority of his time would be at the sect he's heir of and jc does love jin ling unconditionally but madam yu in all her abusive glory also loved jc unconditionally, like jc was willing to die for jin ling, madam yu was willing to die for him too, that aint undoing the harm the two adults ended up doing to the two kids in the scenario at least in the emotional sense, and aint no way ppl are saying hes doing better than her, hes at least on the same level in lack of affection cuz jin ling was so unused to being even hugged or how to handle a hug the barest of affections jin ling turned out better and grew purely on his own effort coz jc sure wasnt setting any positive examples for him-

It seems to be implied that Madam Yu herself has no issue getting physically harsh with either of her own children as well,

1:

Madam Yu sent a look at Jiang Cheng. “Horsing around again? Come, let me have a look at you.”

Jiang Cheng scurried over, and Madam Yu squeezed his arm with her slender fingers before giving him a sound slap on the shoulder.

"Not a bit of progress in your cultivation. You’re almost seventeen and still acting like an ignorant child! Running around with this lot, doing mischief all day—do you think you’re the same as them? Hell knows which gutters they’ll be crawling in in the future, but you’ll be the leader of the Jiang Clan!”

Jiang Cheng staggered from the force of her slap. He hung his head, not daring to argue back.

2:

"Sorry!” said Wei Wuxian loudly. “I didn’t know shijie would come! I’ll go look for my clothes right now!”

Madam Yu was even more incensed. “You dare run from me?! Get the hell back here and kneel!”

As she spoke, she cracked her whip. A searing pain spread down Wei Wuxian’s back.

"Yowch!” he exclaimed aloud. The pain was so intense it almost sent him rolling on the ground.

Just then, Madam Yu heard a soft voice ask, “Mom, do you want some watermelon…?”

Jiang Yanli’s sudden appearance startled Madam Yu. With this delay, the group of little brats had vanished without a trace. Madam Yu was so infuriated she turned to pinch Jiang Yanli’s cheeks.

Eat, eat, eat. That’s all you know!”

The pinch made Jiang Yanli’s eyes water. Vaguely, she said, “Mom. A-Xian and the rest were hiding here to cool off. I came looking for them on my own, so don’t blame them… Do…do you want some watermelons…? I don’t know who sent them over, but they’re very sweet. Eating watermelon in summer can relieve the heat and quench your fire. They’re sweet and juicy. I’ll slice some for you…”

Violence seems to be an unfortunate overarching theme regarding the Jiang Family and how they exhibit any emotional behavior. Madam Yu each time she is on page is the main instigator of physical punishments and pain out of anger, Jiang Cheng seeing her as his own role model follows this same pattern with Jin Ling. The above passage of Madam Yu'a introduction as a parental figure and Jiang Cheng is terribly similar to what we get for Jiang Cheng's introduction as Jin Ling's uncle and a caretaker,

"Since Hanguang-jun wants to punish you, take the lesson this once. It’s not easy for him, either, to manage the juniors from another clan.”

His tone was sarcastic, but it was unclear to whom it was directed. Lan Wangji, who never responded to such provocation, ignored him.

Jiang Cheng turned, his voice scathing. “What are you standing around for? Waiting for the prey to run into your sword itself? If you can’t catch the creature here on Mount Dafan tonight, then you needn’t come to me again in the future!"

And to answer the main point of your ask, no, Jiang Cheng is not any better towards Jin Ling and how he treats him. He treats him exactly as Madam Yu did with Jiang Cheng. With cruel ever changing expectations that were too high for a child to ever be reasonably expected to achieve without help or the care that should have been exhibited to raise a confident child. Jiang Cheng took the role of his mother in all ways and superimposed his life onto Jin Ling as well. Generational trauma is not always easy to of course pick up when you have grown within that environment. Yes you may know something is not "normal" as you interact with others but it's hard to name or describe why. Jiang Cheng thought of his mother respectfully despite her own many flaws, generational deference is difficult to question when that is all you have known until you are in a better environment to explore and comfortably learn despite being less than grand in execution. Jiang Cheng did not get that chance in life, but he does finally let Jin Ling have that as Jin Ling seeks out Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji for nighthunts to learn from.

Unconditional love isn't always a saving grace, and that is an unfortunate reality of life that not all love is always good or healthy despite how very much you love them or each other. Unconditional love can be selfish cruel and hurtful in the ways that people choose to express it when they don't want to be better for their loved ones. The play of trauma and victim blaming is terrible when you are both the abuser and victim and continue that cycle.

The only thing that Jiang Cheng "did better" than Madam Yu, was living to let go of his hates and insecurities enough to stop imposing them on to Jin Ling as well so the child could grow better and with actual role models that encourage a nurturing non-mocking environment first and foremost.

#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #you dare to argue that this is just how ethnic mothers show love #I will fucking manifest in your house in the middle of the night to bite your head off #fuck madam yu #canon jiang cheng #jin ling

[petewentzisblack1312]

when i say 'my mind is like a plastic bag' do you guys actually know what im referencing or do you think i just like say that

#dils declares #if you say katy perry i will bite your head off btw. #you can think it privately i will just be kind of mean to you if you say it.

[rainfallbeats]

i formed a little headcanon that marie isnt usually very touchy bc callie is the physically affectionate one but when callie gets un-hypnotized marie jumps her and i thought it was way too cute not to draw

#splatoon #squid sisters #callie #marie #after seeing what some ppl on here are like im slightly paranoid someone is gonna tag this as shipping #if you do that i will bite your fucking head off fair warning #my art

[ghostfoolish]

I should be asleep but waitwaitwaitwait the same person who told me that I don’t experience oppression as a whole ass trans black person and who said that I “spend all day spewing nonsense about trivial things to pat myself on the back, thinking that I made some sort of impact on the world” just made a long ass, messy, deliberately dishonest call out post that demonizes most of the black side of the iwtv fandom just so she can impress all 2 of her followers? Woah mama!

#fang took a break from scratching the paint chips off her wall and eating them just to make that post #wow girl I hope you step on your charger ♥️ #I hope you get into a fight and lose ♥️ #I hope someone honks at you as soon as the light turns green ♥️ #I hope you get sneezed on ♥️ #I hope a house falls on you ♥️ #I hope you bit by a mosquito and start to deflate ♥️ #I hope one of your eyelashes falls into your eye and it never comes out ♥️ #I hope a chihuahua bites your fucking ankle ♥️ #I hope you chip a tooth biting into a cube of ice ♥️ #I hope you step on a banana peel and lose your balance ♥️ #I hope you get slapped up side the head ♥️

[dootznbootz]

As someone with ADHD, you know you're fucking exhausted when you're not even fidgeting. :'D

#I'm literally just sitting here. listening to shit. I usually need to fidget or do something while doing that but no. I'm just staring off #into space. At the creature that I'm dogsitting. #he's exhausting too but it's mostly from the fact that I did a lot of physical labor in horrible boots and now my lower body is dead #I mean this creature eats anything and everything off the ground. One walk and I had to pull 4 acorns. 7 leaves. 5 rocks from this #idiot's mouth. he's not allowed off leash because he just bolts as well. He's sweet but I'm pretty sure there's just a walnut rattling #around in his head lol. I genuinely worry about this dog because...He genuinely has a deathwish #speaking of which. if anyone knows how to teach your own dog how to stand up for herself I would appreciate it :'D #I give my own dog. my sweet girl Mocha. a treat and this little guy starts hopping up and biting at her mouth until she drops HER treat #and then he runs away with it! And I'm like “sweetie. why are you letting him treat you like that?!?!” #yes I separate them when I give treats but still :'( My girl is too sweet for this cruel world. #She's so sweet and brings her OWN toys up to him so they can play together and he just runs away with them and growls at her. #They're HER doggy toys!!! #I know I'm complaining a lot. He's not that bad but also... My Mocha. (also he chases the cats. we have shit blocked so they can #have their own space and be safe and a space for him but oof) #Mad rambles #Mad vents #I'm mostly still recovering from those horrid boots as we realized once I took them off that they basically were at a weird slope.

[pixiedust-poppers]

Okay I'm not sure what show this is, but should I start watching it? I'm seeing Peter pan and Captain hook stuff, so I'm guessing it's like, a Disney show?

Oh hello!! The show is Jake and the neverland pirates? It’s another extension of the Peter Pan franchise, made specifically for the Disney junior program. I’m pretty sure it was also made to introduce Peter Pan to a newer generation. It already had its debut in 2011 and for 4 seasons, it ended in 2016.

If you’re expecting EVERYONE to be there (like the the lost boys or native Americans or the other Disney fairies) they will NOT show up. Wendy, her brothers, Peter and tinkerbell are characters who show up in specials.

Should you watch it? You’re asking a person who watched every episode from beginning to end, so ofc I say yes lol! BUT. I need you to know going into it let me reiterate that this show is MADE for PRESCHOOLERS, the show is supposed to teach about basic morals and lessons like teaching others to share, don’t steal, counting, etc (this eventually stops near the end of season 2 and starts to be more about their adventures S3 and onwards) and they do try to be that interactive Dora the explorer type show for maybe 1-2 seasons. Season one is abit stiff but it’s just trying to get its barrings :(.

As for Hook (and smee too I guess) he his dumbed down BECAUSE this is once again for preschoolers so no he will not shoot the kids in broad daylight or smoke a cigar infront of their faces. He isn’t as cruel as his original but he is definitely still a major asshole to the kids and inhabitants as well.

Tdlr; Yes, you should if it interests you! It’s not mind blowing or anything but it’s still enjoyable show even if the on nose lessons will make you eye roll. You just have to be patient with it and remember when a solution comes up that is a little too morally good, that it was made for the preschool demographic back in 2011.

#sorry if I sound to harsh I promise I’m not trying to bite your head off or anything #just stating some things #despite its rating I still love this show a lot as you can tell #it holds a special place in my heart <3 #jake and the neverland pirates #ask

[ask-the-totally-real-peppino]

kinda new to this, can we draw our own clone ocs interacting with your clone ocs?

(Yes, of course!!! I love character interactions!!! I love seeing your guys' goobers too!!!

I just ask you to represent my OCs the best you can, and you are always welcome to ask how a particular clone reacts to another (also keep in mind that some are aggressive and do not play nice with others!))

#ooc post #very funny I got this ask exactly the moment I reblogged fanart of my clones interacting with another kjgfdk #also if you are slightly ooc with them I ain't gonna like bite your head off or anything #just try your best! I appreciate the effort anyways!

[iorekbyrinson]

thoughts on bcs characters and their pullman-universe daemons

James McGill - Weasel or stoat family. The long sleek shape of the mustelid can squirm through any hole after its quarry, taking down prey several times its size. Folklore associations with being untrustworthy, unscrupulous, despite its diminutive size. Also known as the family from which Pantalaimon, daemon of Lyra Silvertongue, heralds from - associations of the protagonist.

Kim Wexler - Jackal. A desert animal with associations of the howling prairies, independence, a looming threat in a familiar canid form. However, jackals have a little known quality of centring the majority of their social behaviour around a monogamous relationship; marking out territory together, forsaking packs mostly for the pair bond. Cunning, determined, opportunistic.

Chuck McGill - Porcupine. Like all Rodentia, porcupines are intelligent and frugal, not carnivorous by nature but certainly with enough natural advantages. Unusual tree-dwellers that live far above the rest of the creatures on the forest floor, the porcupine's most notorious trait are its barbs, shaped so that they stick in the skin and cannot be pulled out.

Howard Hamlin - Golden retriever. Exactly what it appears to be to a fault, the ubiquitously loved animal has a few significant traits; it is above all a retriever, an animal that works in tandem with a master to seek out prey and skilfully return the prize, and any attempts to isolate this intensely social breed go awry - the animal withers away.

Nacho Varga - Rusty-spotted cat. The smallest wildcat in the world, to mistake this feline for its domesticated counterpart is a mistake; it is a predator of its lands, feeding on rodents and any creature beneath it, and has the hallmark of being one of the most successful predators relative to its size in the world. However, this elusive, nocturnal little wildcat has its weaknesses as a daemon; it will not stop until it is at the top of its food chain, even if it exists in an ecosystem where it will be swallowed alive. It has the typical feline traits of aloofness, independence, and particularly beautiful eyes.

Lalo Salamanca - Vampire bat. Largely associated with the handsome, deadly supernatural creatures of mythology, vampire bats do, in truth, hold blood as the superior tonic above all, and are also vastly social creatures; grooming, feeding, and raising families within a group that has strong ties to family members, but also makes room for non-relatives too. They hunt entirely in the dark. Like most of the bat family, their need to communicate means their high pitched chirps are constant when flying through the night sky. An unusual daemon for an unusual man; be watchful of his reflection in mirrors. It may not always be there.

Gus Fring - Coati. A daemon can sometimes settle in the appearance of an animal of meaning to an individual; and the mercurial and mysterious Gustavo Fring has inferred the coati's importance as much in his fateful recollection. However, the coati is also no insignificant animal; it is preyed upon by nearly every major predator in the Americas, but the coati has a tough hide attached to its underlying muscles, making it extremely difficult for teeth to get a hold. It is a contained and somewhat elegant looking small mammal with a handsome pair of spectacles around its dark, round eyes, and a reputation for intelligence rivalling that of its opportunistic cousin, the raccoon.

Mike Ehrmantraut - Badger. Whether of the European badger flavour; forest-bears of quiet and solitary pursuits, devoted to the burrows of their families, or of the American type, the fearsome ratel or honey badgers that face down mountain lions without a second look, badger daemons carry the traits of strength, perseverance, and an undeniable aggression that make them the animal that never backs down. Badgers construct setts that go deep below the earth, a vast underground system of resources that belies the staid, unemotional appearance of these creatures. Man + mountain indeed.

#better call saul #daemons #gus fring #jimmy mcgill #lalo salamanca #mike ehrmantraut #howard hamlin #chuck mcgill #sorry for the tag overload I wanna be able to search back for this post #I know people headcanon lalo as a wolf or a big cat #but #the daemon process is a little bit more subtle and not “what animal are you” so much as it is the spiritual companion to you #his dark streak is just too wide to have a deeply social animal like a wolf #or a big cat that stands on its own ground #he doesn't command respect so much as he turns a very specific kind of charm to his favour #same logic for coati gus #a big cat he ain't #no animal that can just bite your head off would cock up so badly in that meeting with Eladio lol #that's an animal that uses intelligence first #and a certain kind of introverted nuance and wisdom #google a coati anyhow they cute #and something something being the animal that you claim to have conquered and let die in pain is....very gustavo tbh #like he isn't an opportunist either lmao we stan a inconsistent king

[smokbeast]

Gold in Twilight

#hes just a shining boy! #who can bite your head off if you test him! #can you tell i will draw muzzles on anyone tho #and that i like one eyed fellas #yeah..yeah #monsters #demons #my ocs #watcher #art #my art #furry #kinda..