#idiot

[thenighttrain]

i need someone to summarise each song for me as if i’m a toddler please

#guys im so lost I don’t understand any of them IM AN IDIOT

[nightgoodomens]

David ❤️❤️❤️

#David Tennant #Neil Gaiman #good omens #crowley #ineffable fandom #good ineffable omens #ineffable husbands #ineffable boyfriends #ineffable dumbasses #ineffable idiots #ineffable lovers #aziraphale #aziracrow

[segretecose]

it's interesting how 'fact check' and 'vet your sources' seem to be the correct course of action only when it's about things we don't agree with isn't it

#'don't share from al jazeera' -> person who's just reblogged the most idiotic possibly AI generated bit of hasbara you've ever seen #same goes for ppl sharing actual iranian fundamentalism btw.

[mylestoyne]

alacrán y pistolero

#for my fellow fans of howland poison darting arfur to death with a blowpipe GET CRANNOGMANNED IDIOT #I will be a truther on this until grrm pries it from my hands #idk if it’s coming across but the poison is paralyzing that side of arthur’s face that’s why he looks like that #🥰🫶 #arte

[faunandfloraas]

Happy 2nd anniversary to the ever iconic "What do you even know."

#Hyunjin was off on one this 2kr. Complete Seungminner type shit #like sorry but he wins. he wins the seungmin love battle. Im handing my pcs over to him rn. #Kim Seungmin #Hwang Hyunjin #stray kids #skz #bystay #stray kids gifs #stray kids edit #long post #skz gifs #staysource #jesskz #2 kids room #2kr #my fave part was seungmin joking around being like you miss me ~ you had your alarm on low bc you didnt wanna disturb me~ #but hyunjin was literally like Yes. You're right. I'm genuinely fond of you and do miss you and did do that for you #get loved and appreciated for your kind and thoughtful ways idiot #seungjin

[myladycrow12]

I just had a thought (maybe other people had it already, but I didn't see it)

This scene :

At first it's funny, of course, but in fact it's quite heartbreaking.

Why?

Not because Crowley doesn't remember Furfur, no. But because Crowley was silly as an angel.

Do you really see Crowley doind that now? Even smiling like AngelCrowley seems foreign to us. But he was absolutely innocent and playful too.

The fall took all of that from Crowley.

Do you think that it's what Aziraphale heard, too ?

Do you think he see another glimpse of an happier Crowley with this simple sentence?

Do you think that it's what he wanted to give back to Crowley when he asked him to come with him to heaven?

#good omens #goodomens #ineffable spouses #ineffable husbands #good omens 2 #ineffable idiots #i'm sad now

[eightyones]

same brand of annoying

#lando norris #81.gifs #oscar piastri #get flipped idiots #<- this is how galileo must have felt when he discovered the earth isn't flat

[aprilodite]

Animated spinoff. Something like Scooby-Doo, The Simpsons, and Wishbone. Crowley is perpetually causing mischief or wanting to drink and chill. Aziraphale is always looking for the right book, but is easily distracted by food. All while going through any era in time. Hilarity ensues.

#make it real #good omens #ineffable fandom #ineffable idiots #aziracrow #aziraphale #ineffable spouses #aziraphale x crowley #ineffable divorce #good omens s2

[drawingsnake]

Instagram - ko-fi - redbubble

#good omens #aziraphale #crowley #my art #digital art #vintage #retro #60s #aziracrow #go fanart #go2 #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots #ineffable spouses #ineffable wives

[torontopigeon]

MC JESUS FUCKEN CHRIST TALL ROOMMATE STOP TAKING PHOTOS OF MY ME AND LOOK AT THIS FUCKEN REAL BIG BUG ON THE CEILING IT IS VERY URGENT

#toronto pigeon #cat #cats #tall roommate #why are you IGNORING THIS IMPORTANT DEVELOPMENT #fucken idiot doesn't even care about big bug

[possamble]

re: falin having a choice when it comes to having a longer lifespan

makes me think about her choice to save and even feed the dragons soul in the last chapter. i like to think that its this choice she makes that gives her draconic traits? like if she hadnt saved it then she comes back pretty much normal. falin seems to be proud of how different she looks now if how she dresses post-canon is anything to go by.

she also mentions that maybe its the dragon that wants her to travel to different places but i think shes always had the heart of an adventurer. when laios mentions being able to travel she was so so excited. and as a little kid she went out and discovered that dungeon all by herself.

like!! a lot of people write her being fiercely loyal and protective, as well as giving gifts (especially to marcille) as something the dragon makes her do. but from all the memories we see of her, shes always been like that (protecting her brother as kids, attacking the kelpie when laios rides it, saving her brother from getting beat up, giving marcille berries and nuts etc).

if it came down to having a longer lifespan, i dont think its out of the question if falin could just Decide for herself whether or not she wanted that. i think she’d have a good enough relationship with her inner dragon to do so, considering how much she acted like a dragon beforehand anyway

the. the fucking idea of her having had the option to completely stamp out the extra dragon soul inside herself by leaving it behind. and literally choosing not to. not even consciously but because she as a person reflexively wanted to take care of a little creature even knowing that it used to be a monster that hurt her and her loved ones. this time she gets to choose she gets to CHOOSE to live and how to live and it's always with kindness oh god oh fuck

#asks #falin touden #breaking: local idiot writes an entire fic about the dragon giving falin the bravery to be more like herself #and uses the 'little dragon' as her fucking INNER CHILD metaphor #but never connects the dots of 'she acted like a dragon beforehand anyway' like AAAAAAA #she was always a little dragon a little hatchling who never got to grow up oh fuck #oohhhh in some fucked up ways the dragon and her were kindred spirits #oh god oh fuck

[paperclipninja]

Still We Know Each Other So Well - Chapter 2

Rating: Explicit (though not for a few more chapters)

A few months ago, there was a comment on Tumblr that there are ponderings about what would happen if Aziraphale or Crowley's memory was wiped, but what if both their memories were wiped?

This is a story of that what if.

Chapter Summary: A little over a week had passed, yet barely an hour went by when Aziraphale wasn’t thinking of Crowley. AKA: let's start to warm up that pining tag.

Excerpt:

A little over a week had passed, yet barely an hour went by when Aziraphale wasn’t thinking of Crowley.  Every time he stepped out of his building, he searched the street for a flash of red or a distinctive swagger. He found a reason to stop by the small supermarket each afternoon in the hope it might be part of Crowley’s regular route, but there was no sign of the man. 

It was pathetic really, Aziraphale thought to himself. Behaving like a teenager with a crush and going out of his way to try and run into this virtual stranger— to what? Catch one more glimpse? Have a polite exchange before going their separate ways, the whole pitiful cycle starting again? He knew it was a sad and futile game but the truth was, Aziraphale was often lonely and something about this felt… different.  

Lying in bed each night—somewhere between exhaling into the comfort of crisp sheets and plush pillows and the muting of his surrounds just before dreams began—Aziraphale found himself filled with a yearning so great that he was certain it might crush every breath of air right out of him. It gripped his heart and made it ache for a man he had spent less than an hour with and knew nothing about.

Continue reading

Never-ending thanks to my glorious beta @harlotofupdog and the lovely, supportive @goodomensafterdark goblins

#good omens fanfiction #good omens #aziracrow #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable idiots #ineffable dorks #good omens fanfic

[colorsinautumn]

he forgot to turn off his location.

#dumbass #fucking idiot #dumb yogurt boy

[backgroundcharacterno15]

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#Fern's idiot blather

[xplore-the-unknwn]

Summarized perfectly. I cant get enough of this duo 😂😭

#two idiots in the apocalypse #The Ghoul #Lucy Maclean #Lucy fallout #Cooper Howard #Fallout series #fallout ghoul #Fallout Amazon #Walton Goggins #Ella Purnell #Fallout #Fallout tv

[beanghostprincess]

Been thinking about teenage Shuggy for some godforsaken reason trying to hide that they are dating from the rest of the crew. Maybe they are still shy about this entire thing, maybe they are afraid their crew dynamic will become “weird”, maybe they are just daft teen boys who think they can keep a secret like this for longer than a week and feel slick doing so. Crocus knocks on the door and all he hears is a muffled thud and an “oof”, before he opens the door to Buggy trying to look like he’s laying casually in his hammock and Shanks under said hammock, also trying to look casual as he blinks away tears of Pain. “Hi Crocus!” “Hello….” “… I was reading.” “And I was listening to him read!” And Crocus just rolls his eyes and tells them they are needed on deck in twenty minutes. He doesn’t have the energy to deal with teenagers anymore. After every successful raid the crew knows these two will suddenly disappear for about half an hour, before one of them comes back visibly more flushed and mussed up and the other one conveniently follows suit just about five minutes later. Shanks thinks he’s being sooooo smooth when he sends a flying kiss towards Buggy when nobody’s looking, only for Buggy to huff and flip him off before just making the tiniest heart hand motion back at him. Meanwhile Rayleigh and Roger are just looking at their dumbass boys from the forecastle “… should we tell our sons we know that they are an item?” “Aaaaah. Let those brats have their fun thinking they are getting away with something… the look on their faces when they tell us and we tell them we already know is going to be priceless anyways.”

This is actually my favorite flavor of Shuggy!!!!!! Teenage Shuggy hiding their relationship because they're just stupid like that and genuinely think they can pull that off without being caught is the funniest but sweetest thing ever. I think they just wouldn't be ready to tell the others because it's embarrassing. Because they're the only kids and the rest of them are, well, it's either the men that raised them or adults, and of course, they are not telling them they are dating. They wouldn't understand. The only situation they're possibly confessing this is if they've had a huge fight and need advice from Rayleigh and they genuinely don't think he knows, but everybody knows, because they're not subtle.

Teenage Shuggy is so funny and cute to me because they'd try to sneak out to make out and often get caught because there is no way they can do this quietly. They're always arguing even when they're being romantic. Shanks is too obvious and is too much into PDA not to get noticed. And Buggy gets unbelievably angry and possessive when a girl talks to Shanks on whatever island they're at. Shanks is always too close and they always end up sleeping on the same bed, so of course everybody notices.

But as I said I think they'd have one of their fights but this time is one of the bad ones, and Shanks goes to Rayleigh for advice. And he "confesses" he's been dating Buggy and makes him promise he won't tell anybody. And Rayleigh is like "yeah, kid, I won't tell anybody. You keep the secret so well. I had no idea" / "Really???? :D" / "No. You two suck at keeping secrets and everybody knows and maybe the reason why you fight so much is because you're always on and off. Maybe try to be normal teenagers for once, huh?".

Of course, Buggy finds out and thinks Shanks told everyone and gets even angrier BUT at least after that fight they don't hide anymore. But they still suck at trying to sneak out to be on their own.

#i love teenage shuggy being idiots #teenage shuggy save me #one piece #red haired shanks #buggy the clown #shuggy #silvers rayleigh #ask-bean!