#I will 100% forget about them if I do

[viciousewe]

Shaking n crying trying to plan my patio garden for the year

#I um #don’t actually put plants on the fire escape #I will 100% forget about them if I do #and I also can’t have that many plants or else I get overwhelmed and stop watering them #and there lies the problem #like #I want strawberries soooo bad #but I also rip thru tomatoes at a rate that can only be called prodigious #so I’m thinking 2 strawberry plants in the aerogarden and 2 tomato plants in pots #and I also need some green herbs especially mint and cilantro #I do have a kitchen set and a new lil shelf to attach to the window for that #but! #I’ve become enamored with love in a mist #but with berries in the hydro and tomatoes under the grow lamp where do the flowers go! #tempted to get another grow lamp but I just don’t have the outlets for it…. #and the premium window spaces are all taken by my roommates big ass tropicals #AND! I! WANT! A! LEMON TREE! #maybe I’ll banish the tomatoes out to the fire escape and if that goes well I’ll buy a lemon tree next year #since lemons have to go outside to fruit even the micro ones

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 81

Danny blinked at the small children Ellie was holding the hand of, looking quite proud of herself. The small children- between ten and twelve so somewhere similar to Ellie’s age- who both practically stank of magic and Gods. 

He took a deep breath, pinching the bridge of his nose even as Dan cackled while opening the door more to let them inside. “Alright, what’s your name, kids?”

“B-billy…um, Billy Batson...” “‘m Percy! Percy Jackson.” 

“Nice to meet you two- any idea where in your family you have a god or two, because one of you definitely smells like Zeus and I’m pretty sure Poseidon and I am not dealing with either of my half-brothers.” 

#prompts #dcxdp #dpxpj #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #billy batson #Danny was adopted by Clockwork who is the origin behind Kronos #Oh they're both orphans? No one to take care of them? #Goddamnit Clockwork you made sure Ellie found them didn't you #Liminals are hidden from monsters thanks to feeling like them & the dead #CW: If they won't take care of their kids then I'll give the lil demigods to my favorite son :) #The JL finding out Billy is a child: You need a guardian- how could we let this happen #Billy: Actually my older sister has looked 12 for the last 100 years and my younger brother looks 20 so that's very human-ist of you #Percy peering out at some camp people who are trying to see if he's home: MA There's some weird ass cats outside! #Percy: Am I allowed to throw the pool at them 'cause they aren't taking no for an answer #Danny teaching the kids how to use powers: Alright and now we're going to your other dad and moms to learn magic #Danny: And how to shoot a gun in Val's case because I will forget gun safety #Everlasting Quartet #Phantastic Four #“Hey Marvel how do you know that info about Dr Fate he looks so pissed??” #“Oh one of my parents know him and they don't get along so now we always take the chance to call him a lil Bitch but politely” #Percy: Billy if you can summon lightning and I can control water can we combine them #Billy: One way to find out- hey Daaaaan #Camp people trying to find Percy: Wtf wtf wtf #The pantheon: WHAT DO YOU MEAN KRONOS HAD ANOTHER CHILD?! WHERE?! HOW!? #Clockwork: Look at my Favorite Child who doesn't Fuck with the Timeline or are Raging Hypocrites & takes care of his kids #Clockwork curled up with Danny & new grandchildren in his chest like a mother crocodile: Everything is as it should be :) #Marvel: Look at my lil brother isn't he adorable he's a year younger than me but takes more after our other mom #Percy: Hi Mr Aquaman I can control water & talk to fish and was wondering if you have any tips #“Marvel we're going to die-” “No we're not lemme call my big brother- if he can destroy the timeline he can fix it” “If he What”

[theerurishipper]

Tim Drake, for no reason at all:

Dick Grayson, Tim's big brother in every conceivable way for the past several years:

#DC #DCU #DC Comics #Dick Grayson #Tim Drake #Jason Todd #Nightwing #Red Robin #Red Hood #Robin #Batman #My meta #DC say sike right now say it RIGHT NOW #Like if this was a fanfic it would 100% have the “Dick Grayson is a bad brother” tag on it #It just gives that vibe #Then again so does this entire comic #Batman and Robin Eternal my beloathed #Like I know this was in the New 52 or whatever and I'm really late to the party #But it's still so wild to me how someone can get it so goddamn wrong #DC what the FUCK are you doing #Forget the conspiracy against Dickbabs and TT by Dickkory shippers (lollll) #The real conspiracy is against Dick and Tim's brotherly relationship #They haven't been the same since the New 52 rolled about and I miss them so much #We got a few moments with them recently but that's literally a shell of their former bond #We've lost so much and for what

[fisheito]

i told myself that yakuei only had one position then i proved myself (sorta) wrong

my fave face here:

#technically... if they were boinking in outer space... a lot of these would be the same position #makes a rotate-y gesture with my fingers #what is yakumo's kabedon if not a vertical missionary #so i've half proven myself right AND wrong! i'm net neutral in outer space broskis!!!!! #zizz-asdf if ur reading these tags i'll have u know that u inspired me to Do the Research1 #like. 5 garu riding eiden? no. it can't be. does yaku do one specific thing with eiden 5 times? *tries to write it down* #i can't quite... what's the word for that position...uhhhh #ah forget it i'll just draw it out #<- that was the process of creating this. collage? 😆 #THE MATRIX OF YAKUEI BOINKINg POSITIONS (under construction) #when u about to be semi-normal and make a spreadsheet but ur sexcabulary is stunted so you resort to visuals instead #legit opening up every intimacy room and skipping thru sections to get as complete a picture as possible #wondering... where are yaku's feet planted in this one. (skips to 8minute mark) #ah! there they are. theyre not supporting his weight in this one *draws it* #while drawing crimson phantom room 2 my brow was furrowed and i was mentally narrating #[and this one i affectionately call.. rectal exam - professional misconduct Grounds for Termination)] #surprised they str8 up havent done classicdoggstyle yet. is it because he's a snake? garu should teach him #also surprised that there's been no Light SSR for yaku yet. come on!! Light mode on the double! #uhhh i think the only repeated positions were freestanding (choco liqueur r2 and dark nova r2) #and standing AGAINST! THE! WALL! (choco liqueur r5 {interior} and shadow lineage r5 {cave}) #wait. *throws papers around* i swear they did missionary more than once. was it only ocean breeze??? #i know with the intimacy rooms they gotta modify the positions into certain angles to make it...look...better #but seriously? only one missionary out of the lot of them? despite the aesthetic tweaks??? how can that ........ #*tosses more papers around with increasing befuddlement* WHERE IS MY PURE 100% VANILLA BEAN ICE CREAM #sighs as all the papers lie scattered on the ground #dude... i don't know anymore..... this is beyond my scope #now that i see how evenly spread out the positions are... #i BET the devs have SOME SORTA CHART tracking yaku's positions. now THAT'S a funky office corkboard! #yakuei #nu carnival eiden

[onehundredfallenpetals]

Sleepy Akira clings so hard he drags Goro into bed with him too, forced to cuddle in jeans - how tragic

#persona 5 #persona 5 royal #shuake #akeshu #akechi x ren #persona 5 protagonist #akechi goro #goro akechi #amamiya ren #akira kurusu #This one was fun to draw! The background was painted and rendered solely on one layer #So one layer of line art and one layer for colour on it that was it #It really made it fun to render and think about #I love how the lighting turned out as a result I kinda want to colour this way more often #It's definitely great for doing backgrounds #also flowers on the window sill are forget me nots and red asters for anyone wondering #referencing those keychains of course #also personal headcanon that Mona 100% will play with cat toys and deny it to anyone who sees or asks so Akira buys him tons of them and #pretends not to notice them scattered across the floor #definitely unplayed with guys

[diamondsunbursts-and-marblehalls]

something something, slow burn allies to partners to lovers, who didn't get the happy ending they deserved

#i won't forget #i won't forgive #percabeth is making me miss them more than ever #they were MY endgame #they deserved better my loves #why did they have do them like that #why did they have to do us like that #they went through so much together only to be parted at the end #i'll be crying about this forever #stydia #bellarke #teen wolf #the 100 #stiles stilinski #lydia martin #stiles and lydia #bellamy blake #clarke griffin #bellamy and clarke

[mokeonn]

I fucking hate the tetris effect so much. Like oooh lemme play this funnie little card game rogue-like, ooh it's so fun it's gonna be the only game I play for weeks now, oooh what do you mean I'm fucking duplicating multi-card holographic sevens in my dreams

#simon says #yeah this is about balatro #i think it sorta taught me that I do in fact really enjoy roguelikes and i am pretty decent at them #at least I think I am #i only have 3 more card decks to unlock and the black deck is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE #i am not going to 100% this game because I hate the black deck so fucking much #that -1 hand is gonna be the death of me and has been the death of me #it's like I either fumble my first round and have to start over because I keep forgetting I have 1 less hand #or I get a nice groove but lose around round 5 because the boss bind was too tough #anyways I only really watch 1 youtuber play it so I have no clue if im actually pretty decent at the game or if im like #okay or something #idk all I know is that I am going to do my damnedest to beat that black deck #also I wanna try to unlock all of the collection because it's very annoying that challenge mode doesn't count #and I wanna do challenge mode but it is just annoying that it doesn't count anything towards the collection #but yeah im REALLY vibing with this game and every time I play it while high it makes me wanna stream again #anyways I have it on switch (because I could use the nintendo coins to get it at a discount) but I looked at the achievements on steam #i wish cross platform saves existed because if I had it on steam I would have all but like 4 achievements lmaooo #anyways im just autistic and really like card games and roguelikes so this is like the perfect game #plus big number go up

[meganechan05]

"You do know we have chairs in the warehouse, right?"

"Is your lap not one?"

#sometimes i forget that Rita manspreads until that promo pic showed them in their new outfit #And its International Lesbian Day so why not throw a lesbian onto their lap? #btw I'm 100% sure HimeMorf would sit on Rita's lap and they can't do anything about it bc the 2 are an exception #btw: jeramie took the photo kmao #and they're both wearing scarves so i hc Himeno giving Rita their scarf so they can match #kingohger #king ohger #ohsama sentai kingohger #rita kaniska #rita kanisuka #himeno ran #hymeno ran #himerita #kingoh doodles #bug yuri

[odakota-rose]

leaving this on my tumblr where i can actually find it bc i posted it on twitter last week and it's already evaporated into the void lmao

#pls do not take this seriously it took ten minutes in the crappy windows video editor but it made me cackle #doctor who #much ado about nothing #donna noble #benedick of padua #??? idk do any of them even have last names? #goddamn shakespeare messing with my tagging sensibilities #there is a 100% chance i will forget where i saved the file for this any day now so it seems safer to put it on tumblr #the real question is whether i will remember what i tagged it as #i made this #why are you still reading these tags? i'm rambling to myself at this point lol ok love you bye #my posts

[unordinaries]

unordinary 340 spoilers

so i’ve been thinking about it and on one hand, isen suggesting they leave john and run is a pretty sobering moment because he really is just clinging to the first real opportunity he has to protect his best friends who won’t stop getting into situations where he quite literally can’t but on the other hand it is also kinda like. (gently grabs isen by the shoulders) hey man. we saw valerie’s level. i think you’re gonna need that guy later

#unordinary #unordinary webtoon #we as in readers btw. #i goof on him a LOT but i do actually really like isen #and regardless of the fact that i would say he’s in the wrong here it was a really good character moment #also. i 100% do not expect him to be thinking about this considering the circumstances and i’m willing to be challenged on this #but i feel like the rest of the main cast tends to kind of forget that john and sera are like. they are best friends as well. #and part of this initially was because of the hierarchy (cross-rank friendships being suspect) #followed by them (john and sera) being in conflict for a good amount of time of them. actually witnessing that relationship. #if that makes sense. and i bring that up because (and again i don’t blame isen! the Circumstances) #isen is (unknowingly) suggesting leaving someone else’s best friend to die in order to save his own. #which. ough. #even on my silly posts you gotta watch out. you never know what i’ll put in the tags

[devilfic]

I feel like a lot of people confuse battinson!bruce’s social awkwardness with being shy

sometimes I see people describe bruce as being this shy, nervous, shaking chihuahua of a man who will curl up into a fetal position if a social situation stresses him out and as funny as that is to imagine… I think a lot of people are forgetting that bruce could NOT care less

like. bruce isn’t scared of the public eye. he doesn’t like it. he’s not shy, he’s awkward. I’d argue the only times he’s truly close to being shy (and I’d argue even further that he’s just. disarmed) is when he’s around selina

when bruce is uncomfortable in the public eye like at don mitchell’s funeral, it’s not because he’s scared of what people will think of him. if bruce cared what people thought of him, he’d have started playing a more active role as CEO years ago. that’s not what’s happening

he’s uncomfortable because he’s there to get a lead on the riddler case (the only thing he cares about) and he’s inconvenienced by being noticed. he’s not nervous. he’s annoyed!!

#this is also why he just. leaves conversations once he’s done talking to someone as batman #and everyone is like oh that batman. leaving in the middle of conversation like that. what a strange guy #bruce as bruce is just upset because he can’t do that without it inconveniencing him #because of bruce wayne was ‘rude’ then he’d have to deal with tabloids and press and alfred and bruce just wants to get back to sleuthin’ #*if #trust if he could just walk away from social interactions without it damaging his reputation in an inconvenient way then he would 100% #and lest we forget. comics bruce is a bit of a bitch andhdjsh #I like to read him as like a toddler itching to get out of their church clothes because it makes them feel itchy #he feels most comfortable as batman because he doesn’t have to worry about pretending to be nice and friendly. he’s there to do his job #I’d also like to add that he is also disarmed around children!! #I don’t think I’d call that shy either. he’s still just awkward and struggling to know what to say #but guess who he darts for the minute that car comes barreling into the church? #the batman #battinson #dc #mjspeaks

[sincerely-sofie]

*skitters up to you on all fours with a bunch of drawings in my mouth* *drops them at your feet* *skitters away*

enjoy some schizophrenia / psychosis / mental health-based humor.

#had an exchange with someone very important to me that helped me work up the moxie necessary to get over my anxiety and post some of these #(you know who you are and i know you're reading this. ilusm and thank you for being in my life) #I'll schedule this post for later in the day. 100% I'm going to forget about doing that and be confused when I start getting notes for it #anyhoo #I wonder if I can rescue the mental health + journal comics I posted to Instagram and repost them here... #I mention my mental health journey fairly often on here but I feel I should clarify: #IF YOU HAVE QUESTIONS ABOUT SCHIZOPHRENIA / PSYCHOSIS / WHATEVER--- GO FOR IT! ASK ME THEM! #I won't be offended by genuine questions even if they're phrased a bit awkwardly or use language that might be less than perfect! #If you want to learn about stuff I will gladly describe my experience to the best of my ability! I don't mind whatsoever :> #not sure if that needed to be said or not but I figured I should say it just in case since I'm making a big ol' post that cracks jokes #I'm significantly removed from actively hallucinating and have made leaps and bounds in my emotional health so I'm in a great place now #mental health #mental health comic #mental illness #mental health humor #psychosis #schizophrenia #psychosis memes #schizophrenia art #humor #diary comic #diary comics #journal comic #journal comics #stuff by sofie

[dan-crimes]

LMAO so funny thing is everyone knows the whole Sonic and Shadow looking alike thing is total bullshit and I totally agree those comments they try to pull in the games and show(s? I'm not technically a Sonic fan I dunno if it's multiple) make basically no sense to me but then my Mom comes in while watching Sonic Prime and says "So what, Sonic has a brother or something?" and this whole other world has opened up to me and I've seen the truth of it all

#so to clarify I do not consider myself a Sonic fan since I have never played a Sonic game and I've never read any of the comics #and idk the lore cuz I've never really bothered to watch other people play it and I have watched some of the shows #y'know my grandma had 4Kids so sometimes I would catch Sonic X on TV #but literally most of my knowledge of the Sonic franchise is just having people talk to me about it #like when I was a kid my grandma babysat these kids who were older than me I forget how old I was like under 10 I think #and one of the kid's big interest was Sonic so I would just sit and listen to him talk about Sonic the entire time I was there #he would play the games too I think but my brain didn't process any of that so I have no actual memory of the screen #I would mostly just pay attention to him talking cuz he would talk about it while playing it was great #so that is the base of my knowledge and then after my grandma stopped babysitting them it was radio silence #until y'know people would occasionally bring stuff up in videos I'd watch and I'd look @ videos about people talking abt Sonic #occasionally and see like memes or YTPs of Sonic or y'know abridged stuff #but I literally never actually watched a Sonic game until Frontiers came out and then The Murder Of Sonic the Hedgehog #and Sonic Prime is the first Sonic show I properly sat down and watched which show is great btw I enjoy it a lot #but yeah and it was vaguely purposeful like I was keeping myself away cuz I know how I am about stuff and I WILL try to learn EVERYTHING #if I get too interested in Sonic as a franchise #oh I did play Unleashed sometime after it first came out and couldn't get past like the first fuckin level but tbf I was like 7 years old #possibly 8 years old cuz I'm not 100% sure how much later I got the game but like I was really bad @ any game that wasn't just like #spamming buttons since I grew up on fighting games lmao #but yeah I dropped the game almost immediated I do not count that for anything #but yeah long story short: all my knowledge is second hand like I still think I know a good amount for what it's worth but #I wouldn't trust my own knowledge

[tomaturtles]

@corvinho YEEEEEEEESSSSSSS YOU UNDERSTAND!!!!!!!!!! In my mind this is us

#pierre tag #toma talks #i have like 100 something buddypoke gifs bc i was obsessed with making them. mostly ben 10 ones but also some w friends and pets #GODDD i miss budypoke so bad. tumblr listen to me. forget about tumblr live or whatever and add in budypoke instead. #imagine if u could make yourself and do silly little animations with mutuals. and also make ones for your blorbos and interact w those. #it'd be such a gamechenger itd be the best thing ever. TUMBLR LISTEN TO ME #ben #kevin #ben 10 #<-tagged for the gif #ALSO i never got around to playing minifazenda much but i was obsessed with colheita feliz which was its predecessor i think. it was so fun

[docholligay]

I think it’s important to remember in fandom that in your own fandom space you are allowed to be god, but never forget that you are also a little stupid.

#There's a freedom in going 'that's not true because I don't like it and we shall not have it in the foyer of my fine manse' #instead of trying to find justifications for stuff #that isn't to say you can't have reasons of course #but it's also really healthy i think to try and figure out if the reason is just justification you know? #Like I can stretch all kinds of mozzarella #but sometimes that's all I'm doing #I am not going to mention specific times I know I have done this because they are emabrassing to me and I don't have to #I call myself the god queen emporer arbiter of all that is good because it's true here but we all know (jesus christ I hope #when I say things so hyperdramatically. If ytou can't get this out of how I say it I can't help you.) that I'm being tongue in cheek #Often not always of course #wow great spelling of emperor you are a genius #anyway I've been thinking about this a lot but basically: You own your space but have perspective and don't go chasing the idea of having #your opinions crowned by others outside of your circle #if that makes sense #Also please all remember that at the end of the day this is all very stupid #.I'm being serious here 98 times out of 100 fandom fights are dumb as dogshit #yes even when I have participated in them please refer to my earlier never forget that you are also a little stupid

[todayisafridaynight]

theres no better place for my ichi ringtone to go off than during my exam tbh

#snap chats #i DO NOT want to talk about my exam <- is gonna talk about it #i get bad physiological reactions to tests itd be hilarious if it wasnt annoying #i hate taking tests cause ill know the answers 100% but then i go to take the official test and i 👁️👁️ i forget literally everything #LIKE AS IM FILLING IN THE ANSWERS I KNOW ITS WRONG BUT MY BRAIN JUTS REFUSES TO PUT THE RIGHT ONE #I REMEMBER THE INFO I JUST CANT PUT THEM IN THE RIGHT SPOTS I GET SO NERVOUS AND FOR WHAT i hate tests. #theres nothing i can do tests have been my bane for years and ill just have to live with my educators thinking im stupid <- i am #anyway. during my exam yeah. quiet-ass room and then you hear my dork-ass ringtone go off like HELP I WAS JUST 👁️👁️ #now the whole classroom knows youre a dweeb. jk no one at my school knows rgg its fine #anyway im upset and im fighting every demon telling me to go to the bar and get a drink #NO. BAD SNAP. BAD COPING MECHANISM. YOU ALSO HAVE NO MONEY ENOUGH #i have my last class of the day in twenty minutes i wanna curl up in a ball instead but thats not how life works now is it so BYE #wait can i talk bout my morning cause it was goofy #i called up my doc to get my DRUGS refilled and she was lookin over my doc like #'my man you have too much testosterone' My Sister In Christ No The Fuck I Don't LMAO if i hear one more 'sorry ma'am' i just might lose it #funny world innit.. ok my class starting soon thats all i wanted to share LMAO BYE