#simon says

[percexe]

i am a serious pjo artist

#question is: do i put this in the main tag #no i shant #quieres luke is for us and us only #simon says #luke #my art #<- i’m art tagging it though

[mokeonn]

I think at some point in time we need to sit down and start explaining to artist who want to make a career out of art that there are FAR more options than just "living off of commissions" and "posting my art online and praying I get paid for it".

#simon says #im sorry but rant incoming

[mx-xcitement]

i was inspired by my last rb.

#i’m sorry the rest of the world #canada #geography #poll #polls #north america #yukon #northwest territories #nunavut #british columbia #alberta #saskatchewan #manitoba #ontario #québec #newfoundland #newfoundland and labrador #prince edward island #new brunswick #nova scotia #simon says

[honeypumpkiin]

if you're going to rejoin tumblr you first must go through

the perfume department

#twitter #new users #simon says #spongebob squarepants

[excadrill]

AND HERE COMES POKEMON Z WITH THE STEEL CHAIR

#pokemon presents #pokemon #xy #plza #simon says

[buckysmith]

He gets drunk

Includes: Alejandro, Grave, Ghost and Soap

Warning: Adult stuff, mention of alcohol use, 18+ stuff but not to heavy

(Has nothing to do with the headcanons I just love that song and listened to it while writing )

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Alejandro: (not my gift)

- he is actually a man who can stand a lot of alcohol

- he doesn't really like drinking games, but if Rudy challenges him, he's not the one to shy away from it

- as I said, he can stand a lot of the devils liquor but holy hell after an amount of it that could possibly kill any other human he’s not the stoic thinking Alejandro Vargas.

- He knows he’s a good locking man so it’s not unusual that some chicas or chicos flirts with him

- some of his team would call you in situations like that, not because he’s a cheater no. They would call you to pick him up because he gets whiny and grumpy about that your not here with him

- ofc you would pick your love sick husband up but to be honest, after one whole bottle of Mezcal he’s fucked up (just to remember you that would most possible kill any other person) and wouldn’t really recognize you

- at first he would tell you to go away cause he’s in a relationship

- when you want to take him with you he gets angry, telling you to fuck off cause he has the most beautiful, loving, kind hearted and attractive S/O in the whole world

- you would giggle about it, telling you your his s/o

- he would try to recognize your face but because of the darkness and way to much alcohol he just couldn’t

- but he would recognize your scent

- yeah, good luck going home after he recognized you

- cough instead horny cough

- anyways, even though he’s fucked up your night wouldn’t end quickly after you got him home

- oh and even in this state your his top priority ;)

(I’m sorry but I think drunk as fuck he would dance/ sing to that song Vamos a la Playa)

Graves: (not my gift)

- He hates drinking games more than anything else

- but if someone challenges him he can’t say no, his ego ist waaaay to big for that

- after a good amount of alcohol he would call you to take him home

- he knows he’s an attractive man so from time to time people would hit at him but he would causally show his wedding ring (he doesn’t even want to look at the people that want him)

- he knows he can’t drive and he doesn’t want to take an Uber (it’s just not safe as someone like him) so he would wait for you

- he would wait till you show up with another drink in his hand

- he’s not quite talkative on your way home, but he would lay his hand on your thigh, murmur a lot of sweet nothings and a lot of dirty things

- after you both got home he would ask you to take his clothes off

- cough alcohol makes him horny and you do too cough

Soap: (not my gift)

- he likes the taste of scotch that sharp, distinct flavor is what he likes about it

- The few times he has with his whole team are most likely to have a serious matter but the rare times when they can sit in a bar drinking with each other and don’t have to worry to get killed end most of the time with a drinking game

- he isn’t as good with alcohol as ghost or price but he would definitely try to win that stupid drinking game

- price would be the one that calls you

- soap would only sit in some corner, with a picture of you in his hand whining that he wants you to be here with you (he’s love sick)

- the moment you’re in front of him, kneeling between his legs and gently touching his cheeks would end with you back first in the wooden floor

- Ghost would definitely take pics/ videos of you too, most likely to tease soap after he’s sober

- You would take your big boy home

- he’s more on the cuddle side

- he wants you to touch him, to tell him sweet nothings and praise him

Ghost: (not my gift)

- no matter how much he drinks, he isn’t able to get drunk

- fr this man can drink stuff that could kill any other human and he’s still fucking sober (at least he seems to)

- But even though he isn’t the usual drunk man, he gets homesick or better he wants to go home to you

- he knows even though he’s still able to put one and one to two he’s not gonna drive home so he would call you

- he’s a ghost, the others wouldn’t notice that he disappeared (at least they would notice when he’s already over the hills)

- love sick puppy

- he had it rough and in times like that he needs you more than anything

- he’s quite emotional when he’s drunk, it’s most likely the only time he’s able to cry and to let out his feelings

- Cuddle with him, praise him, pet him, take care of him, you’re the one he needs the most

#soap x you #soap mctavish #john mctavish #soap x reader #soap x oc #soap mw2 #simon riley x you #simon riley x reader #simon says #ghost cod #ghost x reader #ghost x y/n #ghost x you #alejandro vargas x you #alejandro vargas #alejandro vargas x reader #alejandro x reader #phillip graves x you #phillip graves x reader #Commander graves #lt simon riley #Sergeant Soap #mw ghost x reader #moder warfare 2 #modern warfare headcanons #modern warfare x reader #modern warfare x yn #call of duty modern warfare #modern warfare 2 x reader #mw2 x reader

[stymecoulli]

@somerandomdudelmao teehee. i cried in a restaurant for this

i just. have so many emotions for this series. i’ve been here since the VERY VERY BEGINNING (like ep one beginning) and i just. love this series. it’s gotten me through so many hard points in my life and had been one of the best experiences i’ve had in this fandom so far. donnie’s death was expected, but the way it was done was beautiful. i cried. a lot. and i know it’s not over, but when it soon comes to an end i know i’ll cry harder.

cass, i hope you know how valued your story is. i love it so much. i have lived the characters and i cannot wait for their happy ending ❤️

#cass apocalyptic series #rottmnt #rottmnt au #rottmnt bad future au #rottmnt apacalypse #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt future donnie #rottmnt leo #rottmnt future leo #rottmnt mikey #rottmnt future mikey #rottmnt splinter #tmnt #my art #my comics #simon says

[excadrillmoving]

i dont think i ever shared my okapi variant for girafarig here but i'm stealing its palette now for a hypothetical shiny

[ID: two of the same drawing of Farigiraf. on the left it has its normal colours while on the right its main body is dark brown and peachy accents. its tail head is now white and tan and its nose is blue. /END ID]

#check comments for updated art !! #farigiraf #pokemon #sv #sv spoilers #tart art #doods #simon says #🌸

[catfindr]

#petfinder #catfinder #cat #kitten #kitty #simon says #pa #pennsylvania

[lesbiten]

this post now belongs to acacia and juniper

#simon says

[flightfoot]

#polls #miraculous ladybug #stormy weather #the evillustrator #Lady Wifi #Princess Fragrance #Dark Cupid #Mr. Pigeon #Pixelator #Copycat #The Bubbler #Simon Says

[percexe]

goth apollo kid goth apollo kid goth apollo kid goth-

she is the moment

#ophelie fact: people go ‘oh are you goth because you hate apollo. darkness vs light and all that’ #and she just goes ‘no i love my dad . i just like dressing like this’ #my art #percy jackson #pjo oc #ophelie #asks #simon says

[mokeonn]

The Princess Bride is such a funny book to read after ONLY seeing the movie. Like Goldman made up a fake author from a fake country and proceeded to write the book as an abridged version of what the fake author wrote... and then he proceeds to add in notes to the "abridged version" mentioning all the boring world building stuff he skipped because it was boring.

Like shout out to William Goldman, man really did make an entire book that is just "the cool scenes you thought of in your head" and then made up a fake author to abridge so he doesn't have to connect them.

And it slaps

#simon says #been busy as of late so I haven't been able to do art #but I have been reading more #and it slaps #the princess bride

[dilfism11]

Throw me onto the bed, spread my legs wide and you know 👩🏽‍🦽👩🏽‍🦽👩🏽‍🦽

#dilfism #i love dilfs #i need someone older #lana del rey #oldermen #i love old men #older guys #daddy's good girl #jensen ackles #soldier boy #simon says

[spookylostboy]

Whoever designed the Torchwood Three hub needs help because what the fuck

#like. why is it this terrible? #I have grievances #torchwood #simon says

[excadrill]

#i also will not hear arguments over what's classified as a mythical versus legendary<3 #pokemon #simon says #polls