my stardew valley bachelorette headcanons… again super niche and definitely just me being insufferable
leah
- grew up in the south and still has a little twang when she speaks
- loves fleetwood mac and all 70s rock
- tried to make her own wine and elliott made harvey give her a stern lecture on botulism
- a serial dater with a string of bad ex-boyfriends in her wake (she was just a lesbian all along but that wasn’t accepted where she was growing up)
- a baby gay who still gets flustered when flirting with girls
- befriended the hat mouse and is still trying to convince elliott that he’s real
- dyes her hair but insists she’s a natural redhead (her mom was one and she always wanted to emulate her)
i always picture kennedy walsh (icon that she is)
haley
- the closet is glass babe (lesbian/possibly pan)
- wanted to go to college for photography and studio art but was worried it would put financial strain on emily
- secret little crush on leah because she loves her art and her artistic eye
- her and emily were raised by a single dad who passed away unexpectedly- it’s part of the reason she has a hard time opening up to ppl
- left anonymous mean notes about clint on the town message board for WEEKS after she found out he was hitting on emily
- uses her dad’s camera: it’s very sentimental to her
perf- would def be into clean girl makeup
emily
- nobody is quite sure about emily’s sexuality… including emily!
- very into spirituality- crystals, spirits, astrology, luck etc.
- makes alex uncomfortable anytime he comes over: she doesn’t realize she’s starting contentious political debates with him
- makes all her own clothes and hasn’t bought anything new in 3 years
- writes sweet notes to shane on the bar napkins when she can see he’s rlly going through it
- wears crystals in her bras
- stole haley’s diamond earrings for a gem mediation (it did not go over well)
- makes elliott quills with her parrot’s dropped feathers
but picture the hair blue ya know: don’t cast elle fanning as a character in a fandom challenge level impossible bro
penny
- bicon
- my image of penny is Filipino… stardew needs more diversity gonna be so real
- went to college for education and got her teaching license but had to move back home because of the debt
- learned how to do maru’s hair after she complained about how long it took
- watches old movies with maru every weekend and they do a book swap once a month
- sam is the only one who will eat her cooking (but he’ll eat anything… especially if penny made it)
- lets maru come in and give guest teaching sessions in science and math to jas and vincent
-started drinking coffee just to have an excuse to drop some off to maru and harvey at work
likeeeee beabadoobee just makes the perf penny i can’t explain it’s the vibe
maru
- lesbian queen
- my autistic love
- graduated highschool early: got a full ride to school and double majored in nursing and engineering before going to nursing school (graduated early from that too ofc)
- lives off of coffee and gets a daily lecture on caffeine consumption from harvey
- is harvey’s wingman (neither of them have any rizz…)
- goes to the bar just to quiz emily on astrology
- sets up ferris beuller type traps when she wants to sneak out and not deal with demetrius
-used to sneak into sebastian’s room during thunderstorms and still does sometimes
laura harrier my love my light… just picture her with glasses
abigail
- straight but likes to makeout with girls when she’s drunk
- goes to college online (majoring in business for pierre but double minoring in classics and anthropology) - her parents wouldn’t let her go in person because she’s too “reckless”
- brought home a squirrel once and hid it in her room for weeks
-used to do competitive irish dance as a kid (seems like something caroline would make her do)
- has a huge crush on sam and will flirt with sebastian to make him jealous
- pierced her own ears six times at once and made caroline faint when she saw her
- has a tattoo on her thigh that’s she’s desperately hiding from her parents
-helped emily dye her hair for the first time
- hooked up with alex once but will never admit it
can’t explain it she just gives kiernan - with purple hair ofc
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I don’t know why …
I don't know why Piper Pace skin reminds me a lot of Alvin from “Alvin and the Chipmunks”.
No se la razón pero la skin de Piper Pace me recuerda mucho a Alvin de “Alvin y las ardillas”.
I think they have a similar vibe in the design xD or something, I don't know.
Both blonde
Red Cap
Oversized jacket
The initial of his name on they clothing (Alvin on his sweatshirt, Piper on his cap)
For me, similar faces
What do you think? Or is it the case that I have already gone crazy?
Pienso que ambos tienen un vibe similar en el diseño, o no se xD!
Ambos son rubios
Gorra roja
Chamarra/ chaqueta oversized
La inicial de su nombre en su ropa (Alvin en su sudadera, suéter y Piper en su gorra)
Para mi tienen rostros similares
Es eso o ya me volví loca, ¿ustedes qué opinan?
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