#I call this 'Knives Out'

[probadbatch]

Things that make my brain go a little fuzzy

#tbb #the bad batch #star wars #tbb hunter #my gifs #I call this 'Knives Out'

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 99

Tucker feels like tearing out his hair and screaming until reality warps. 

Visit Gotham, they said. They have great scholarships, they said. It’s not that bad, they said. Yeah well they can go shove it, because he bets that they didn’t have a bunch of golden-eyed not-ghosts following them around like Cujo does with Danny!

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #tucker foley #talons #court of owls #inspired by the fact my adult tucker has gold eyes sometimes #The talons are confused #Strange owl-talon-creature??? #Them but not??? #Master but not??? #Tucker deserves reality warping powers #And technomancy #Tucker inwardly sobbing as he looks out the hotel window: Plz I just want to sleep plz stop dropping knives at my feet like demented cats #Batfam watching this go down: Should we call Batman- I feel like we should call Batman #Batman in space: Something is going on back home I can feel it #Superman: Don't worry your kids would call if something is too much for them #Batman: Hnnn

[spaceytrash]

How could anyone see Hugh Grant opening the door to Blanc's apt. with an apron on, flour in his hair and a sourdough starter in his hand and think yep that's his butler/roommate? It's HUGH 'ROMCOM LEGEND' GRANT in a domestic setting what else could he play but Blanc's bf/husband?

#glass onion #knives out #hugh grant #benoit blanc #mystuff #sorry but I've seen too many posts and reviews/reactions that call him blanc's roommate or worse butler and I can't with it anymore #like it's HUGH GRANT #how is your first impression not immediately romantic partner #hsjsghaga

[andr0nap]

please please PLEASE tell us about your plane au, ive been SO curious about it 👀

theres like a lot and not that much going on in it, youd have to be specific bc i suck at giving general summaries of my aus

buuut the basic gist of it is that wolfwood finds a plane wreck on a scrapyard in nowhere, middle-of dating back to the space-faring age and decides to either try to fix it or sell the parts

over time he discovers that its not a normal jet and befriends the suspiciously human-sounding co-pilot ai thats been hellbent on gaslighting him into believing that hes a good person capable of kindness and deserving of love

somewhere down the line the peacemaker gets fixed enough to fly, crashes again and gets recovered by the bernardelli crew, the grand reveal happens and the ai turns out to be a plant guy that got fused into the engine and took over the whole thing, turning the plane into a biomechanical eldritch monstrosity

shenanigans ensue-

#ask #untitled plane au #the general conflict kinda follows the stampede canon #wolfwood works as a mercenary pilot for the eye #bernardelli is a logistics company and the gang work on an air base and later get a wholeass sand-cruising aircraft carrier #vash took a 100 year long nap after getting shot out of the sky by nai and got his ass glued to the seat #knives is being knives but now he can fly at mach 5 #i call his jet the popemobile

[revenantghost]

Trigun is such a mishmash of religious imagery, it's both ridiculous and beautifully done at the same time. So yeah, it makes sense when people draw the parallel between Wolfwood and Judas because it's his mission to betray Vash, right? But...

He doesn't ever hide what he's doing from Vash. He's evasive and never gives a direct answer, but that's an answer in and of itself for people like Vash and Wolfwood. Instead... He does happen to betray another god-like, holy man that happens to have twelve apostles.

Just sayin'

#Trigun #TrigunBookclub #Someone once called Knives 'evil jesus' and I haven't stopped howling about it since #Shout-out to Roan for the big-brained comment that lead to this post #Idk if you want to be tagged but #Anyway #In case you haven't noticed #I kinda fuckin' love Wolfwood

[friendlyneighborhoodplebeian]

I want a Batfam au were Tim and Damian have a normal sibling relationship, but due to the fact everyone else in the family has been the only child up until their adoption into the family and don’t necessarily have the most normal sibling relationships with each other (Jason+Dick pre Jason’s death didn’t talk, Jason has heavy resentment for Tim, Dick is more of a distant mentor/hero to Tim, Cass isn’t around much, and Duke is new to the family) they don’t realize Tim and Damian have a perfectly normal sibling relationship. But to their only child brains they don’t know this and subsequently they think Tim and Damian have a really unhealthy relationship and hate each other. Like they get Canary involved to observe them and she’s just really confused because her and Sarah (White Canary, and her little sister) do all this stuff all the time, this is normal.

#batfam #batfamily #tim drake #damian wayne #batman #red robin #dc robin #batfam au #Like siblings trying to kill and endanger each other is normal #(I know people that have chased their siblings around with knives and put their siblings in washing machines) #And seemingly hating your sibling is an average day #I feel like the majority of the Batfam don’t understand sibling relationships bc they are only children #Yes I also know that Damian and Tim were only children too #But out of the Batfam I think they have the most sibling esc relationship #Like calling your brother “my little/baby brother” and “brat” in less than 2 pages is exactly what siblings do #I feel the rest of the Batfam are more distant with each other #Dick in Bludhaven #Jason with his own place #Cass traveling #Duke being new member of the family #They have their moments of “yeah they’re definitely siblings” but Tim and Damian are constantly acting like siblings #Their relationship is fundamentally different from the others in my head that I can stop thinking about it

[sword-dad-fukuzawa]

knives and vash in the garden of eden

#trigun #trigun maximum #vash the stampede #knives millions #plantcest #KV #VK #knash #trigun stampede #web weaving #this is perhaps my most unhinged web weaving #thank you reyni for a couple of these :D #no one call me out on how much natalie diaz is in here ok. there's also a good amount of a news article abt disco elysium of all things #though im saving most of the DE stuff i have for a vashwood web weaving i might do later

[benoits-neckerchieves]

James Bond with cats!!!!!!

#pussy galore #the spy who loved cats #there were pics of pierce too but you can only post 10 pics and I had extras of daniel :) #sorry pierce #if you want to see them it’s a movie called the love punch i think #james bond #daniel craig #sean connery #roger moore #timothy dalton #men with cats #benoit blanc #knives out #james bond 007

[shatterdome-underscore]

Oh boy I sure do hope Vash telling a poor child that doesn't believe in god and is about to be tortured, experimented on, and deeply dehumanized by a cult that he (Vash) will save him (the kid), and then can't, all while in front of a big wrapped up cross that looks like the one Wolfwood carries isn't foreshadowing!

#put on your clown shoes plant boy #trigun #trigun stampede #tristamp #vash the stampede #vash #tristamp rollo #monev the gale #he's never directly called that in the episode but they use that name in the subtitles when he's older so it is him #wolfwood #nicholas d wolfwood #nicholas d. wolfwood #its even worse that the cult uh. worships plants yeah? follows knives like a god and all #elendira even called herself an angel #and vash is out here like if god won't save you i will. and then doesn't. boy you're the god that can't save him

[morporkian-cryptid]

I went into the new Night Vale episode honestly thinking they were going to pull another "what do you mean the previous episode ended on a cliffhanger no no nothing happened" and we wouldn't hear of Kevin or the Boy in at least two years.

And then the episode was titled "He is still holding a knife" XD

#welcome to night vale #welcome to night vale spoilers #night vale #night vale spoilers #wtnv #wtnv spoilers #kevin r free #kevin from desert bluffs #I CALLED IT I CALLED IT #as soon as the boy said 'i need to put it inside a body' #i knew where this was going to go #that or outright killing the smiling god #which i still think is a reasonable outcome to expect out of this whole situation #honestly? good for him. #if killing his future self is the only way for him to be free then i support him 100%. i am sad bc i love kevin but i support him. #go ahead kevin stab that trauma. i love you. #feels aside the boy mysteriously producing more and more knives was pretty hilarious #he is living my dream life #also CAN WE TALK ABOUT CECIL BEING KIND TO THE BOY AND GIVING HIM SNACKS even though the boy is very clearly threatening him? #cecil and kevin both grew up in abusive families (not to mention the rest of the abuse kevin is still suffering) #cecil is being nice to kevin's child self as much as to his own child self #he's showing him the kindness neither of them received #also 'she is trying to get him to resolve his issues WITHOUT stabbing' sjdkljsklfjkls #also i stimmed so fucking hard when carlos showed up <3 love to see cecil being a dork about his husband

[helltoyourdoorstepbtch]

I like that post that’s like ‘they both call each other Blanc’ but Benoit calls him Phillip (unless thats only for home? Phillip calls him Blanc because there’s a potential client there? anyway-)

I propose that Phillip is Hugh Grant’s characters last name (before they got married, if they are - or maybe they have joint last names? Or just kept their last names for professional reasons? Anyway-)

Maybe it’s because they met through work and it just stuck, maybe Phillip’s first name is Benjamin or something and they can’t have all their friends calling both of them Ben - either way I think them calling each other by their last names is cute

Tldr: Phillip is Blanc’s partner’s last name

#knives out #glass onion #Benoit Blanc #glass onion Phillip #glass onion Philip #I have no idea how to tag this #there’s something about a person with two first names as a full name that I find funny #and two married people calling each other by their last names is also hilarious #like ‘yeah we’ve been married for thirty years. yeah we have a house and shared finances and stuff. no I won’t call him by his first name’ #‘that’d be weird’ #I also have no idea what their ship name would be #Phillanc?? #Benoip?? #Benoillip???? #I feel like I’m having a stroke just looking at those

[puppyeared]

3 for ask game !!

3: 3 films you could watch for the rest of your life and not get bored of?

send me a number!! 💌

#i dont watch movies very often bc i can hardly sit still long enough to go thru the whole thing let alone with another person LOL #i picked these ones on sentimental value because there are definitely movies i enjoyed their art direction but not enough to #watch over and over again yk.. maybe i would have more favorites if i watched more movies but idk if that will happen #i also remember enjoying wolf children and castle in the sky but its been a while since ive seen them so idk if i can call it a fav #glass onion and knives out were also FANTASTIC but i think its the kind that i would enjoy in moderation #ask #ask game #answered #yapping #doodles

[travellingwiththedead]

One thing that really amused me about Glass Onion is that the Weird Little Guy (tm) is actually just a weird little guy. He's got no special, important role to play later or anything. He's just a weird little guy randomly living there and sometimes wandering through the scene xD

#glass onion #glass onion spoilers #knives out #I don't even know what the weird little guy is called #he's just the weird little guy that lives on the island #and says ignore me I'm not here #maybe he's related to Dr. Fareed xD

[mw-draws]

my favourite thing about Glass Onion is that Benoit Blanc is married to Hugh Grant because of course he is

#benoit blanc #i know #hugh grants character is called phillip #but its just really funny to me #that daniel craig #and hugh grant #are movie husbands #james bond and the rom com guy #husbands #what a perfect match tbh #knives out #glass onion #daniel craig #hugh grant

[loveisadagger-or-hammer]

Okay so I watched glass onion on Christmas and was obsessed with Phillip and Blanc. So here’s my headcanon of what happens when Blanc gets home.

Obviously Phillip would find out what happens over the news which leads him to be up at like 2am when Blanc is getting back home. (Phillip wouldn’t have heard from Blanc because he cares more getting home to his husband than letting his husband know that he’s safe.) As soon as Phillip hears the door open he runs to Blanc and holds him, which makes Blanc feel so guilty. The two end up on the sofa holding each other for what feels like ages but Blanc smells terrible (from the gas and smoke also possibly from flying) so he wants to take a bath. While on any other occasion Phillip would let him but right now he just wants his husband, so Blanc decides that he’ll take a bath while Phillip sits on the floor holding him and checking him for injury’s. (While in the bath Blanc mentions the Mona Lisa being destroyed which makes more distraught) (Phillip usually isn’t this scared but this time he couldn’t get a real update on his husband)

#I know this is shit #but I need them soft husbands sometimes #also Phillip definitely told Blanc off for not calling the day after #glass onion #knives out #Blanc x Phillip #benoit x phillip #benoit blanc #phillip blanc #phillip glass onion #knives out 2

[falldogbombsthemoon]

Every time I watch a movie and a song I know starts playing, imma freak out.

Like girl chill, it's classic rock

#watching glass onion: knives out rn #i think i even saw a picture of david on the wall there #and the rich guy had paul mccartneys guitar to play blackbird on #and star played #OMG WRITING THIS RIGHT NOW STARMAN PLAYS #AND ITS CALLED GLASS ONION?!?! LIKE THE BEATLES SONG #someone there was a big bowie and beatles fan #david bowie #quinns daily yapping post