#I ain't tagging the whole cast in here

[ohproserpine]

iii. deer dolly

see all chapters here tags: fem! reader, reader is a performer in a speakeasy, jealousy, possessiveness, written before episode 7; may become inaccurate, gorey-ish descriptions of love, murder

The next night, Alastor returned in unusually high spirits. He practically dragged you onto the dance floor, twirling you around in dizzying circles for eight whole rounds. If you hadn't asked him to stop, you might have ended up collapsing from sheer exhaustion.

As it was a Saturday night and you weren't scheduled to perform, the trio of you settled in at the bar, enjoying drinks and each other's company as the night wore on.

"Come on, doll! Bottoms up!" Mimzy cheered, her laughter bubbling with infectious energy. The blonde pressed a crystal-clear glass against your lips, tilting it up and urging you to indulge further. The cool liquid burned as it slid down your throat, leaving a tingling sensation in its wake. The room turned into a swirling blend of jazz melodies, clinking glasses, and loud, loud chatter.

After a few seconds, unable to endure the relentless flow of alcohol, you finally pushed her hand away with a sputter and a cough. The taste of the giggle water lingered on your lips as you slumped against Alastor's chest, your burning cheeks squished against the fabric of his coat.

"Had a bit too much, have we?" he smirked. The radio host smoothly wrapped an arm around your shoulder, the fine fabric of his suit brushing against your skin as he held you upright against him. You nestled against Alastor, swaying slightly to the music, the alcohol-induced haze casting a dreamy glow over your vision. "My, it looks as though the night's got its claws in you, cher."

"Not yet it hasn't," you grinned, your words slurring slightly as you shifted against him, a hand outstretched to grab your drink off the counter.

"Ah ah ah," Alastor chuckled as he took your glass from you, setting it aside with a careful motion. "Let's not push our luck, shall we?"

"Aw, don't be such a wet blanket!" Mimzy snorted, her curls bouncing as she plopped onto the seat beside you. "She's just having a good time! Ain't that right, doll?"

"Mhm!" you nodded your head eagerly before stopping, the ceaseless nodding causing a dull ache in your head.

"There's a good time, and then there's getting plastered. I'd hate to see the star of the show here end up on the floor. Ha ha!" Alastor boomed out with a laugh, catching you off guard. You would have stumbled off the seat if it weren't for his swift reflexes, his gloved hand wrapping around your arm to pull you back up.

"Such a klutz," Alastor tutted with a smirk as he steadied you. "See? What ever would happen to my favorite showgirl if I don't keep a watchful eye?" 

"Oh, please!" Mimzy snorted as she slid another cool glass of giggle water in front of you, leaving a glistening trail of water from the condensation. "She's handled worse than this. We're just getting started!”

"Mimzy, my dear, it seems my words didn't quite get into that thick skull of yours," Alastor enunciated with a tight-lipped smile. "Allow me to say it in much more simpler terms; she has had enough."

"Oh, come on—"

"Do you want all your patrons to witness yet another fiasco in this establishment?"Alastor smiled as he bore his gaze into the blonde's doe eyes. "Because it does sure seem like a night can't pass here without a fuckup!"

Mimzy's shoulders raised in surprise. She stayed silent for a while before forcing out a response through gritted teeth. "No."

Alastor leaned in, glasses sliding down the bridge of his nose, voice devoid of his usual eccentricity. "Then dry up. Understood?"

"Understood," Mimzy rolled her eyes, tucking her chin to her chest as she stared at her feet.

"Lovely." Alastor hummed before straightening himself. And just like that, the tension dissipated, replaced by an air of nonchalance.

"Well! This has been a delightful night, but I do believe it's time to escort this lovely lady home, don't you think?" Alastor's tone shifted back to its usual charm, as nothing had happened. He wrapped an arm around your waist, tugging your ditzy self out of the bar stool as he began to guide you out of the speakeasy.

"Best of luck, chums!"

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"Can you believe it? That lousy, two-timing rat! You introduce him to the girl of his dreams, and what does he do? He high-tails it outta here with her, leaving us all high and dry!" Mimzy ranted, shaking her fist in frustration before pouring herself another drink. "Not a word for a whole week! I had to call in Nitwit Nancy to cover her Friday shifts! And you know that broad sounds like a screeching cat on a hot tin roof."

Beside her, Angel Dust was flabbergasted, his jaw hanging open with the champagne glass dangling loosely from his hands, its contents long spilled onto the counter, creating a shimmering puddle on the bar. Husk grumbled as he wiped the counter clean with a worn-out rag, eyes flickering between Mimzy and Angel.

The spider was staring at Mimzy as if the blonde had just sprouted a third tit, his eyes wide and struggling to process everything he had just been told.

“Why is you gawkin'?!” Mimzy leaned away from Angel, unsettled by the look on his face. “Aww. Is it 'cuz I'm adorable?”

"Fuckin' hell, toots," the spider coughed out a laugh. "I'm having difficulty understanding all that you just spat at me, blondie. What happened to you ‘keeping a secret’?"

Mimzy's body tensed, a sudden realization flashing across her face as she belatedly registered the fact that she had been running her mouth.

Shaking her head, she pulled herself back together with a huff. "Whatever, alright?! I doubt—"

Suddenly, a loud bang at the door echoed through the room, causing the two demons to startle in their seats. Mimzy's head snapped towards the source of the noise so swiftly she nearly gave herself whiplash. In growing horror, she watched as the hinges of the hotel's entrance door began to creak, the walls around them starting to crack and shed plaster.

"Mimzy! We know you're in there! You lousy bitch!"

"Oh, shit," she winced sinking into her seat.

"What the fuck—" Husk cursed, his words drowned out by the sudden explosion that violently rattled the lower windows. Shards of glass rained down onto the floor as dust and debris filled the air, choking their senses. Husk whipped his head around to glare at Mimzy when she vaulted over the bar counter, seeking refuge behind the sturdy wood.

"I fucking knew it. What shit have you brought to us this time?" Husk demanded, his grip tightening on her dress as he lifted her up. Another explosion echoed through the building, the shockwaves pulsing through the floor causing Husk to stumble and drop her. 

With a pained grunt, the blonde crashed to the floor, her bruised front absorbing the brunt of the impact. As she lifted her head, she met Husk's glare.

"Ahah... Well," Mimzy sheepishly smiled, her eyes darting nervously as she cowered on the floor. The banging on the door grew louder and more aggressive, echoing through the hotel lobby like a menacing drumbeat.

Angel Dust stood frozen by one of the living room walls, his hands pressed against it to anchor himself. Suddenly, he noticed the television set flickering with an eerie glow, emitting dissonant static noises that seemed to crawl under his fur. The crackling sound took on an unsettling pitch, and an odd pink electricity surged through the screen, casting a sickly hue across the room. "What the fuck...?!"

In that moment, Vaggie and Charlie stormed onto the scene, their eyes widening in disbelief as they absorbed the chaotic sight. The hotel lobby, once orderly and serene, now lay in ruins—furniture overturned, glass shattered, and the wallpaper charred.

"What's happening?!" Vaggie exclaimed, swiftly drawing her spear and slicing a chunk of concrete in half before it could reach her. The broken pieces ricocheted off the walls, adding to the destruction.

"We are under sssiege!" Sir Pentious screamed as he scrambled to get Nifty into his arms, slithering behind the toppled-over couch for cover. The banging on the door intensified, accompanied by muffled threats and angry shouts from outside. "It'sss all that harlot'sss fault!

"Harlot?" Vaggie questioned, her fiery gaze sweeping the room for a familiar mop of blonde hair. Upon spotting Mimzy, her eyes narrowed as her lips curled into a snarl. "Explain."

"I may or may not be in trouble with an overlord! Well, maybe a couple of 'em," Mimzy rushed out, her words tumbling over each other in a nervous babble. "And I may or may not have 'borrowed' one of their top showgirls. And, well, got that girl killed… but she had it coming!"

Vaggie's patience waned with each new sentence Mimzy added, and a low groan escaped her lips.

"Leave this to me," she hissed, red-hot fury flashing in her eyes as she tightened her grip on her spear. "Everyone, get somewhere safe."

"I'm afraid that will not be necessary, my dear."

A sudden crackling static, skin to the ominous hum of a radio, seeped through the room as Alastor emerged from the shadowed corners. The demon's grin twisted unnaturally, stretching up to his glowing crimson eyes, which emitted an eerie, hollow glow. Tendrils of inky shadow began to writhe and sprout from Alastor's back, emitting sickening cracking noises.

In the blink of an eye, he dashed outside, engaging in his unholy work, swiftly and effortlessly ridding the area of its assailants. The air outside carried echoes of screams and the sharp, metallic scent of blood.

Before everyone could fully comprehend the whirlwind of events that had just transpired, the screaming ceased. Shortly after, Alastor returned to his usual demeanor. Nonchalantly stepping back into the damaged lounge, he dusted off his suit, traces of blood marking his path on the floors.

"Alastor! Babyface! Good show!" Mimzy began clapping, seemingly unfazed by the gorey scene as she stepped out of her hiding spot. "Bravo! bravo!"

Upon hearing Mimzy's voice, Alastor's head fully twisted around with a loud, bone-chilling crack accompanying the movement. The radio demon moved toward her, his towering 7-foot form eclipsing her much smaller figure. He bared his sharp teeth in a menacing smile as his antlers began to grow in length, curling and twisting over his head—a display nothing short of terrifying.

"You—"

"Alastor~" Charlie's voice quivered with forced cheerfulness, her hands wringing together anxiously. "Haha! Let's, uh, try to keep our cool here, okay? We really don't need any more messes, do we? Haha!"

The princess's attempt at forced cheerfulness made her look desperate, her manic expression surfacing as her pupils visibly shrank, darting around the room like startled prey.

Alastor closed his eyes, the tension in his form visible as he took a moment to regain composure. Gradually, his antlers reverted to their usual size. With an eerie calm settling over him, he reopened his eyes, though the strain was evident in his smile. "My apologies, chum. I'll be out of your hair in a bit."

He spared Charlie one more glance, his gaze piercing, before redirecting his attention to Mimzy. The intensity in his stare bore into her as he spoke, his voice low and measured. "Since you are so eager to catch up, why don't we have a talk? In private."

With that, the radio demon snapped his fingers, transporting both of them out of the lounge.

"Dumb bitch," Husk grumbled under his breath, covering his eyes with his paws and slamming his head onto the bar counter. "We're all fucked once he finds out."

"Find out what?" Walking up to him, Angel Dust shot Husk a confused look. The spider delicately brushed away the dust that clung to his grey fur, picking out the bigger pieces of cement and plaster. "I thought they were friends?"

Husk raised his head off the counter, mismatched eyes meeting Angel's own. "Not anymore."

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Mimzy slowly opened her eyes, greeted by the surreal sight of a blood-red room surrounding her. It housed a radio station complete with an array of dials and a microphone, the very tools she knew Alastor utilized for his broadcasts.

'His broadcasting station?' she noted, curiously looking about the room.

Suddenly, Alastor's firm grip closed around her shoulder, causing her to whirl around with disorienting speed. His bloodied claws moved to cradle both of her rosy cheeks, their sharp edges looming dangerously close to breaking skin while he squeezed her face as though dealing with a disobedient child.

"I thought I made it very clear that you were to step nowhere near me," Alastor forced her to stare up at him. Despite the discomfort caused by Alastor's claws digging in, Mimzy maintained her confident demeanor and glared straight back up at him. "Did I not, dearest?"

"Oh, I just ran into a spot of trouble, and I thought, who better to lend a helping hand than you?" Mimzy rolled her eyes as she pulled herself away from his grasp, massaging the tender flesh of her cheeks. "You always love helping lil ole me."

"Enough. What is it you want?" Alastor snapped. "Should you persist in wasting more of my precious time, I will relish tearing you apart limb from limb, and the symphony of your sweet screams will be a broadcast for all of Hell to revel in."

Mimzy, unfazed, leaned in with a sly grin, her fingers playfully tracing the lapel of Alastor's coat. "Alright, tall, dark, and creepy. I know you aren't going to do shit."

"After all," she batted her lashes at him, "Hurting me would be hurting her, now wouldn't it?"

The blonde pressed her finger into his chest, poking him repeatedly. "That was in the contract~ You. Heartless. Son. Of. A. Bitch."

A low, guttural chuckle rumbled in the depths of Alastor's throat. "Oh, sweetheart," he drawled, catching her finger mid-poke. "You seem to be overlooking the delicate nature of contracts. It might be wise for you to tread more carefully, relying on such flimsy assurances."

"Flimsy?!" Mimzy scowled. "I got your girl on a leash!"

"Lets make this very clear," Alastor's voice deepened into a growl, eyes flashing red in warning. "This contract doesn't grant you a carte blanche to play games with my patience. If not for her plea to spare you, your fate would have been sealed by now."

As Alastor's grip moved to tighten around her throat, Mimzy's eyes nervously tracked the sharp edge of his claws, her breath catching in her throat.

"W-Whatevah! A contract is a contract," she retorted. Mimzy roughly pulled away from him, scrambling to gain the upper hand again. "Even if there ain't a soul exchange, it's still binding!"

"Yes, indeed! I am well aware of contractual obligations, dear," Alastor grinned, his cane tightening in his grip, claws leaving indents on the dark steel. Bending down to meet her gaze, he continued, "But you seem to have forgotten that time's almost up! The expiration for your contract is nearing. And when that happens, I do intend to reclaim what is rightfully mine – my wife. At that point, you will find yourself plunged into an abyssal world of unrelenting agony."

"Abyss, schmabyss. I've dealt with worse," Mimzy scoffed, her hand waving dismissively. "Now look, I got what I wanted outta you, and I don't have to take this."

With that, the blonde turned with a dramatic flair, her heels clicking against the floor as she stomped towards the door. She adjusted her hair and straightened her dress, a smug smirk dancing on her lips.

"Have fun with your little princess and your little project," she quipped.

Over her shoulder, she shot Alastor one last look, a sly glint in her eyes. "Because I sure am having fun with mine~"

Dry up - Shut up Giggle Water - Liquor Carte Blanche - Complete freedom to act as one wishes

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[queen-of-reptiles]

𝚂𝚆𝙰𝙽

description: in which katie mccabe's girlfriend is on her final run of Swan Lake as Odette, and sometimes all you need is a bit of love to help say goodbye.

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katie mccabe x female reader

disclaimer: this is all a work of fiction - she never dated Rue and Caitlin in this :)

warnings: Nothing too bad, a little saucy and slightly sexual comments.

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y/n:

From Birmingham to Salford, to Sunderland to Edinburgh, to Plymouth and now back to Edinburgh to say goodbye.

This last year has been nothing short of breath-taking and a dream. To the cast who have been fantastic, thank you, I have made some lifelong friends.

To my dance teachers and directors, you gave a little nobody the chance to be her dream and I cannot be more grateful to you for that.

And finally, Odette, thank you for your have turned me into the princess a young girl once dreamed of being.

The best of luck to all those continuing, and onto the next journey.

love,

y/n xx

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ceasermorales: You are so fantastic! I will miss you very much, my odette! 🤍

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y/n: My prince 🤍🖤

username1: I am such a big fan, you have been the best Odette we have ever seen! 😭❤️❤️

Username2: OMG i follow you on TikTok! I love you!

katie_mccabe11: beautiful as always! <3

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username3: uhhhhh Katie? What you doing here?

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username4: omg is Katie lurking??? 😭

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username5: well ig Katie has never publicly dated anyone???

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username3: no please Katie cannot be taken!! 😫😫😫

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username6: bitch you're delusional, let Katie date people, she's not yours just cause she has never talked about her love life!!!

username7: THE WHOLE ARSENAL TEAM HAVE LIKED THIS!! 😱😱

yaoqinshang: It has been nothing short of an honour understudying you - thank you for all you taught me - I will miss you!

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y/n: Knock them dead kiddo - love you xx

rosannaely: Gonna miss you !

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y/n: Going to miss ya too xoxo

isabellahoward: gonna blow their minds out there !! xx

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username8: omg what is she doing??

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y/n: xoxo

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username1: Has anyone seen Katie's story????

username2: WHO IS THIS GIRL ON KATIE'S STORY?

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username3: Her name is y/n! This is her @ - @y/n - she is ballet dancer ! She just finished her run as Odette in the Royal Birmingham Ballet.

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username4: omg i watched her dance last month she was sooo good!! 🥺

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username5: SHE IS SO PRETTY AS WELL

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username6: she's quite big on Tiktok also thank you for finding her!

username7: Katie having a potential new gf who is A BALLET DANCER of all things is insane!!!!

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username8: She is also a ballroom dancer! my friend took a few masterclasses off of her and said she is like the sweetest thing!

username9: sunshine x stormcloud OMGOMG OMG cute!! 🥺❤️❤️

username10: they could just be friends though?

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katie_mccabe11 how does she do this? 😶

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username1: omg omg its her!

username2: IS THIS CONFIRMATION? 🧐🧐

username3: cool katie, cool.

username4: NOOO why would she be with her??

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username5: she ain't even that pretty wtf??

leahwilliamsonn: I don't understand how much talent can be in one little body? Like how does she do it?

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katie_mccabe11: I think she's a witch honestly

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bethmead_: well, we alllll know who she's put a spell on if that's the case...

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leahwilliamsonn: 🫣🫣

caitlinfoord: do you think she could teach me?

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y/n: I would gladly! 😘

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katie_mccabe: no, we need Caitlin to be actually able to play, not broken.

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y/n: aw 🙁

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cailtinfoord: aw 🙁

jade_mc7: she's so cool - so much cooler than Katie!

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laurynmccabe15: agreed

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c_mccabe11: agreed

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_deanmccabe: agreed

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katie_mccabe11: OI little shites 😠

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arsenalwfc: we agree too Mccabe clan.

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y/n what a fun day :)

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username1: SHE’S HANGING OUT WITH THE ARSENAL GIRLIES??

username2: SHE AND KATIE HAVE TO BE DATING?

username3: the way Katie is looking at her behind the camera 😩

leahwilliamsonn: I still don’t get how you go up on your toes 🤨

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caitlinfoord: I never want to learn, trying was enough 😭

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bethmead_: you mean face planting was enough …

kyracooneyx: I think i could do ballet full time 😁😁

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y/n: deffo, career change in the works 😘

katie_mccabe11: that photo of me ?? 🙄

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y/n: don’t i love it !!

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username4: 🧐🤨

viviannemeidema: 🩷

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y/n: 🩷

isabellahoward: CAN I COME NEXT TIME??

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y/n: YES OMG 🖤

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katie_mccabe11 happy three years love - lucky to have ya to keep me calm <3

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y/n three fantastic years with you, I cannot explain how much i love you and how grateful I am to have had you in my life.

I’m so glad you knocked me down in that park all those years ago, because it has led to the best thing in my life <3

Too many more my love xxx

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username1: 3 YEARS??

username2: WE DIDNT KNOW FOR THREE YEARS???

username3: HOW? three entire fucking years

username4: i want more content of them now

username5: HARD LAUNCH KATIE

username6: I’m so confused with this relationship 😭😭

username7: THEY ARE SO CUTE #y/nmccabe

username8: HOW HAS THE ENTIRE ARSENAL CLAN KEPT THIS QUIET

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y/n sighed as her phone blew up yet again, her notifications going insane on the bench next to her as she watched her girlfriend train.

Jonas was shouting football instructions y/n vaguely recognised from the sidelines as the training session drew to a close.

y/n was lucky, Jonas was fine with her in the training sessions having been with Katie so long, the team loving her and the fact a lo of the training staff's children had private dance lessons with y/n.

As the session slowly drew to a close, y/n left her phone blowing up on the bench as she went around and helped with picking up the cones.

She found herself at the training centre more often recently, finding it boring being at home while she waited for the announcement of her new job, the BBC still keeping it quiet.

As y/n bent down and grabbed another cone, two familiar hands placed themselves on her hips and as she stood back up she was pulled back into a chest.

"Alright, twinkle toes?" Leah asked with a mock Irish accent, y/n laughed as Katie's head popped up at the sound of her, the Irish woman rolling her eyes at her teammate who had her arms around her girl.

"Oi, Williamson, hands off!" Katie yelled, leaving Caitlin and Alessia who rolled their eyes as the Irish woman chased down the currently benched blonde captain.

Katie's hands pushed Leah from y/n, the blonde stumbling as Katie wrapped her arms around her lover, pressing a long kiss to her lips as y/n squeaked and turned to face Leah worriedly.

"Katie careful with her!" The dancer chided her girlfriend who rolled her eyes as Leah pouted, leaning into the natural worry the dancer had for her.

"Yeah Katie, careful with me." Leah mocked and the Irish woman scoffed.

"No." Katie chided as y/n tried to move from her arms.

"I wanna help." The dancer whined at her girlfriend. Katie just shrugged and kissed her again, Leah groaning in disgust as she walked off, wanting to go bother someone else.

"Y/n! Your phone's going mental!" Kyra calls from across the pitch, y/n pulls away from the worryingly addictive lips of her girlfriend and looked toward the young girl.

"Yeah, I know darling, just leave it." y/n called, Kyra grinning at her as she followed the rest of her team inside, leaving the two lovers alone on the pitch.

"Social media still going mad over us?" Katie asks her worriedly, her slightly clammy hand coming up to cup her love's cheek as she nodded.

"Yeah, but it will die down eventually." The girl said unbothered.

"You sure you are still okay with us going public?" Katie asks and the dancer giggled.

"Too late to take it back now Katie-bear." She smiled, Katie hushing her use of the nickname which melted her heart.

"Shh, if the girls heard that nickname I would never heard the end of it." Katie tells her and the dancer in her arms laughed, Katie's hands squeezing her waist tighter at the sound which made her heart light.

"Oh yeah, you have to keep up that big bad wolf persona." y/n mocked with a giggle, Katie looking at her offended.

"Excuse me, I am a big bad wolf." Katie defended.

"In your dreams lovie." y/n laughed, but she screeched when Katie threw her over her shoulder, Katie's strong hands holding tight to her thighs as she began to spin in circles.

"Ready to say sorry?" Katie asked, her grin wide at the sound of her lover's giggles.

"Okay, okay I'm sorry." She called, which caused Katie to place her back on her feet, the Irish woman's hands coming to rest on her hips to steady the dizzy girl, who hadn't been able to spot on a place while being spun.

The dancer giggled again and Katie couldn't help but cup her face and pull her in for a kiss, their lips meeting and Katie quickly deepening the kiss.

Katie's arms moved back down to grip the hips of her lover, pulling her closer to her body, y/n's small arms wrapping around Katie's neck, holding tight as she pulled herself up and closer.

Katie's tongue infected her mouth, claiming her as she squeezed her tighter to her body, both of them too caught up in the deep kiss to hear Leah coming to look for them.

"Oh come on!" Leah huffed. "Take a breath!" She yelled at them, Katie rolls her eyes as her hand slips down and squeezes her girlfriend's ass to annoy the blonde who gagged from afar.

y/n pulled away giggling, as Katie squeezed once more before letting her go, the Irish woman grabbing her hand as they walked toward Leah, the blonde holding the dancer's phone in her hand.

"You two are sickening." Leah says, a thump echoing her statement causing Leah to whine, and cling to the dancer who instantly comforted her.

"Katie!"

"What?"

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hope you enjoyed the added little fic xoxo

hope this is what you wanted @lionesses-lions xxxx

I will probably make a part 2 honestly. :)

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Queenie xx

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[just-my-latest-hyperfixation]

Eddie Munson's royal fuck-up

Written for the @steddieholidaydrabbles, day 11

Prompt: Royalty AU

Rated: G

CW: none

Tags: Rockstar Eddie Munson; Royal Steve Harrington; Meet cute; Flirting; Secret Identity; Sort of angsty/open ending

"So, tommorow…" Chrissy says from behind the folder they've been provided. It looks so posh with its dark green binding, the royal sigil embossed on it in gold print. Eddie hates it. It probably thinks it's so much better than the other folders. "When you're introduced to Prince Steven, you're to address him as Your Royal Highness. After that, you call him Sir." 

"What, really? Dude, at least buy me dinner before we start with the kinky shit." 

Chrissy shoves his feet off the desk, which almost makes him topple off his chair. 

"Can you take this seriously? A royal visit is an important matter. We can certainly use the publicity-" 

Eddie's hand crashes down on the desk. "I'm a fucking rockstar, Chris. That ain't enough publicity? This place is my baby, mine. What does that royal asshole know about what it's like to have a rough childhood? He thinks he can come here, give a little speech, smile for the cameras, and suddenly it's all about him?" 

"What, now you care?" 

He whirls on her, but the look she gives him makes him freeze. Chrissy sighs. 

"Eds, you are so busy with the new album and the tour, you haven't even met the new volunteers. I said I'd manage the place, and that's fine. But you must trust me. Just do it for me. Please?" 

*

The skate park has new graffiti, and he hasn't even seen it yet. Eddie exhales his cigarette smoke and watches how it curls up to the sign spelling Hellfire Youth Center.

Maybe Chrissy is right. Maybe he should be here more. Maybe he's been so caught up in the whole fame and fortune thing, he's losing sight of what's important, like- 

"Watch out!" 

Like guys on skateboards barrelling towards him. 

Eddie throws up his hands. The guy tries to swerve, completely tips his precarious balance, and goes flying off the board and right into him. They land on the asphalt with an undignified oomph. 

"Shit, sorry," babbles the guy and tries to disentangle his limbs from Eddie’s. "Couldn't brake-" 

"S alright," Eddie hears himself say, even though his ass hurts like a bitch from the impact and he can already feel the bruises forming. "You can fall into my arms any time." 

Skateboard guy blinks up at him and - fuuuck, he's cute! In a scrungly, beanie-stuffed-over-chestnut-locks, black-rimmed-nerd-glasses kind of way. 

For a second, nobody says anything. 

"For fuck’s sake," someone swears, and then little Max Mayfield is running towards them, ginger braids jumping with the movement. "I told you to be careful." 

"Sorry," cutie with the glasses says again. Eddie has never seen him around. He must be one of the new volunteers Chrissy mentioned. "Guess I'll need to practice some mo- ow, shit!" 

His hands fly up to cradle his knee. There's a hole and a rapidly spreading bloodstain in the fabric of his jeans. 

"Oh fuck," Eddie says, and whips his bandana from his back pocket to press it to the wound. "Red, why don't you hop inside and get the first aid kit? I'll stay here with …" 

He trails off expectantly. Cutie's eyes go wide. 

"I, erm … Dustin." 

"I'll stay here with Dustin." 

*

Dustin, it turns out, isn't just cute, but also fun to talk to. He doesn’t gush about what a huge fan he is or ask for an autograph once. Eddie never thought he'd appreciate that one day, but it gets really old really quick. 

Instead, they jump from one topic to the next, sitting on one of the benches and watching Max go on her board. Dustin has a quick, sharp wit and isn't afraid to counter Eddie’s jabs with his own, delightfully bitchy sense of humor. Damn, to think he almost missed this one. He really needs to be around more.

"I love this place, y’know? You created something great for these kids." 

Eddie jerks to attention. The sun has started to dip, casting Dustin’s smile and the hair poking from his beanie in a soft golden light. 

"Thanks man," Eddie murmurs, and feels the bitterness boil back up. "Some people seem to think it needs better publicity, though." 

Dustin shuffles awkwardly, winces when the movement pulls on the Care Bears bandaids Max has plastered all over his knee. 

"You mean the royal visit?"

Eddie huffs. 

"Yeah, man. I mean, what are they expecting me to do, bow and grovel while his Royal Doucheness prances all over the place with his perfect hair and fancy suit and thank him for it? It's not like he cares about these kids, it's all just a gig to him."

Dustin draws his bottom lip between his teeth.

"You can't know that. Maybe he does care. Maybe he's-" 

Eddie barks a laugh. "Oh, give me a break. All the royals are good at is looking important and spending our tax money. I can fucking do without-" 

"Steve? We gotta leave, c'mon." 

They both whip around. A fancy black limousine with tinted windows has pulled up in the parking lot behind them. A gruff looking man is holding the back door open and looking at them expectantly. 

Dustin sighs and stands. 

"Coming, Hop." 

"Wait, wait, what?" Eddie babbles as he walks towards the car, shoulders in a sad little hunch. "What's going on? Who's that guy? Why's he calling you-" 

And then it clicks. 

"Oh fuck," Eddie says. 

Dustin … no, Steve … no, Steven - Crown Prince Steven fucking Harrington - gives him a tight smile while the man ushers him into the backseat. 

"Thank you for your time, Mr Munson, I'll see you tomorrow. I'll try not to be too much of a douchebag, I promise." 

The door clicks shut. 

The car glides away. 

Eddie buries his face in his palms. 

"Jesus fucking Christ. He's the fucking Prince."

Beside him, wheels grate on asphalt as Max brakes.

"Wow," she deadpans. "You're in some deep shit." 

Eddie groans. 

Tomorrow is gonna be a long-ass fucking day. 

Part 2

All my holiday drabbles

#steddie #steve harrington x eddie munson #steve x eddie #steddie brainrot #steddie fanfic #fanfiction writer #fanfiction #fanfic #my writing #steddie ficlet #steddie holiday drabbles #hype's holiday drabbles

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Hello Starry Anon ✨ here! I would like to give a huge applause to that one anon sharing a Lackahazbin au (If I am correct-) This overall inspired me to write an idea that explodes my head in 1 sec per min, but this only like my au draft idea:

Warning this is whole long paragraph-

Probably would like to see someone making an idea  putting Helluva boss cast into Lackadaisy and making to cats (That has better designs than Viv) And other people writing them interesting and overall many potentials stuffs, and MORE DEPTH TO THEIR PERSONALITY than Viv's writing.

But enough talking about Viv! Cause today I am sending Octavia (And Stella) to Lackadaisy, yep! Cause she deserves better, better parents than that crappy sack pathetic excuse of an owl Stolas!

I would make Octavia a scottish fold mixed with, cause well their folded ears look similar like other owls. I also had an weird idea to make her as Wick's niece, yes she's now half siamese, Idk to me everytime I look at Wick he reminds of dad friend not really but he could be a uncle. (And he does remind me of my uncle who's really nice, well expect the geology thing.)

As her design, not sure yet. But already imaging her wearing some alt goth outfits, formal or like Lolita, cause yes like cmon sprinkle the girl some goth style Viv! Seriously.. But I still needed to follow the 1920s accurate fashion style If I ever tried to reimagined her as a cat.

Also would maybe put Stella in Lackadaisy universe, I were a writer I would maybe give her a bit of a personality rather than one off mean mom. Stella will still have anger issues, but atleast not screaming all the time, and ain't stoopid cause look how they downgraded her to a idiot >:( , maybe sassy but is a caring mother to Octavia. Lmao I can imagine Stella and Wick being sibblings (Or like half sibblings- but I am all for sibblings dynamics, and yes I like the idea of Grumpy/Sassy big Sister and Clamn little brother.).

This is kinda a excuse wanting the urge to write a fanfic Wick being a uncle to Octavia, and maybe Stella reuniting with Wick again after she divorced Stolas (Who by is sucked by the blackhole cause I said so)  , like he would write some letters and sends gifts to her when his too busy. Will visit Octavia and greet her, about the gifts parts since Octavia likes Astronomy stuffs Wick could show her telescope then the two outside star gazing, they could tag Stella along too, the same Stella would bring Wick in a shopping spree with Octavia. He would comfort Octavia when she's crying, or having a bad day and will give her the space she needed. And many more more, ideas.

As much I love to ramble I am afraid I have no idea what to say. But this isn't really my first idea, the first I had was Octavia being tired of living with her stooped owl Dad and founds out a book about reincarnated to another world, so she's like "screw you Dad I am leaving" and Boom she's in Lackadaisy bit doesn't remember her current life and maybe has a better childhood (If crime in there was practically avoided.).

Overall I am happy with this idea, but you'd only have to agree with if you don't like it, it's okay. I just happened to like sharing ideas in a essay paragraph. Well sorry about that, but that's it today and I hope you have a good day/Night!

-By Starry Anon ✨

Thanks for your ideas, Starry Anon! The owl --> Scottish fold concept is my favorite, and I love what you've done with Stella.

#Anonymous #Starry Anon #lackahazbin #viv stuff #actual blog post

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Out of Mind - Chapter 5 (Joel Miller x Reader)

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Chapter 1  Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 

Summary: A training session with Joel goes awry. 

Warnings/tags for this chapter: [18+, minors DNI], fighting, mild gore, first infected yay, cussing {shock, horror}, descriptions of shooting but I know nothing of shooting a gun so I apologise if I got anything wrong, feel free to correct me.

Don't worry I won't tell. And FYI, it's nothin' to be ashamed of.

You

You wake to the feeling of something pressing repeatedly into your side. Is that a foot? You groan and swat whatever it is away.

"Get up ya lazy ass." The familiar growl cuts through your post-sleep fog.

"Joel?"

"Who else?" You sit up, rubbing your eyes.

"Everything OK?"

"Everything's fine, we're going for a little shooting practice." That's a surprise. All this time and he's never shown any interest in teaching you anything.

"Where's Tess?"

"She told me if I woke her up she'd feed me to the infected." You don't blame her. Tess rarely gets a day off, you and Joel both rely on her to keep things running smoothly. So that means you're finally getting some one on one time with Joel. Terrific.

A tense silence hangs between you two as you pick your way through the sewers out of the QZ. Surprisingly, Joel's the first to break it.

"You ever shot a gun before?"

"No."

"Seriously?"

You can't help but gape at the grass, the trees, the wispy layer of green, orange and yellow that seems to colour everything, you'd become so used to the browns and dusty greys of the inner city.

"It's not like I've never been near guns. Seen other people shoot em, just never done it myself." Joel casts you a furtive glance, clearly wondering what you mean, but doesn't push further. It's an unspoken rule in your peculiar little household not to probe into each other's pasts, and you're not exactly keen to volunteer your backstory. The silence resumes only more tense before until mercifully, the sewer line comes to an end and you're a safe distance from Boston.

"What's the matter? Ain't like you've never been outside the city." That much Joel knows about you. You used to roam inbetween places - with whom you still haven't shared - until you settled in Boston a few years ago.

"It's just been a while that's all." Joel allows you a few more moments gazing into the middle distance before reminding you there's a reason you're out here in the first place. He sets a tin can up on a nearby wall and gives you one simple objective: knock it down. Seems simple enough: safety off, take your stance, aim and... the bullet flies off embarrassingly far from the tin can.

"Impressive."

"Shut up."

"Your stance is all wrong."

"Well if you knew I was doing it wrong, why'd you let me humiliate myself?"

"To amuse me." His face is deadpan.

"Yes, I can tell how much you're amused."

"And you're not humiliating yourself. You've never done this before, no shame in failing the first time."

"Are you, Joel Miller, telling me I'm doing something right?"

"I, Joel Miller, am trying to teach you how to do something right. For once." And he's back. "Show me your stance again - no, not like that, your legs are too wide they're throwing your whole alignment off, ok now they're too close together-" Jesus Fucking Christ "try to keep them shoulder width apart."

"How am I meant to know the width of my shoulders?"

"You just feel it - there, that's better. Now, relax your shoulders, your gun will feel it if you're nervous..."

"I'm not nervous."

"Fine. Your gun will feel it when you're totally relaxed-" you can hear the eyeroll in his voice "just don't get so tense. Ok, now aim, look at where you want the bullet to go."

"Oh is that how you aim? Looking where you want the bullets to go?"

"Just do it. Ok, whenever you're ready... fire." This one is somehow even further than the last. "You get too excited when you pull the trigger, you jerk and it throws your aim off."

"Sorry, I'm still getting used to this."

"You gotta get used to this, practice aiming every day until the gun feels right in your hand, like it's a part of you. Try again."

You try, and you miss again."

"I can't do it."

"Yeah, everyone knows if you don't get it the first three times you're not gonna get it at all."

"Funny."

"Here just let me show you..." Then he's standing behind you, his arms on yours as he guides your body into the right stance. You try to keep focused on the target and not how warm he feels encompassing you, the press of his back on yours, his breath on your neck...

"Ok now just relax..." easier said than done "guide your hand, you're the boss here remember..." his voice seems to have dropped impossibly lower, whispering in your ear, fuck "and when it feels right, just..." It's your finger pulling the trigger but you're still surprised when the shot rings out. Even more surprising that the can pings off the wall. You find yourself jumping up and down, letting out a very undignified squeal in delight.

"I did it! I did it!"

"You sure did, now all I need to do is make sure I'm clutching at you whenever you're attacked." His tone is still grumpy but there's the whisper of the ghost of a smile in his eyes.

"Hey don't threaten me with a good time." You instantly regret saying that. The ghost is gone, Joel's body straightens up then he's packing up, muttering something about wasting bullets and how you'd better be heading back. And the silence as you walk back is almost unbearable. Eventually you decide you should be the one to break it since you caused it.

"Can I ask you something?" You receive only a grunt in response which you decide to interpret as a yes.

"Whose idea was this?"

"What?"

"The shooting - yours or Tess?"

"Mine." You're not sure what to do with that. Isn't that a good thing? You've been wanting Joel to notice you more.

"Why?"

"You need to learn how to defend yourself if you're gonna be out there with us, doin what we do, talking to the people we talk to..."

"I can look after myself you know, I spent years by myself before I met you two."

"Were you always on your own?" You weren't expecting that. Joel hardly ever asks you anything, and he never breaks the don't ask about the past rule. If he weren't staring at you, waiting for your answer you could almost imagine he hadn't said it.

"No. I wasn't always on my own." You think he wants to ask you more, the ever-present silence between you now feels expectant, but much to your relief he drops it.

"Sorry." What?

"What?"

"I said I'm sorry." You blink, suddenly realising you've stopped walking.

"What for?"

"For pryin'. I know I don't take too kindly to folk pokin' through my business, and your past is your business." Joel has never apologised to you for anything. In fact, you don't think you've ever heard the words I'm sorry pass his lips under any circumstances. He's looking at you - shit - he practically looks anxious but you have no idea how to respond.

"Joel... I... you..." then you see it, creeping through the grass ready to pounce. "Duck."

Joel drops unquestioningly so the clicker sails right over him and slams into you. Your hand clutches its neck as it lets out a furious screech, gnashing its teeth desperately towards your neck. Your muscles burn as you try to keep its teeth off you. You can feel the muscles in its neck pumping as it struggles with the unbelievable strength of something driven by a biological urge impossible to ignore. Then you hear a bang and blood is spurting all over your face and the creature is slumping against you, all signs of struggle gone.

You just lay there in a daze for you don't know how long, covered in this mutated body, its head that had been struggling to get to your skin now slumped into the crook of your neck. Then you taste the tang of its blood in your mouth and you're lurching up, retching.

"You ok?"

"Wha-"

"Did it bite you?"

"I- I don't think so."

"Sorry but I'm gonna need a bit more than that." That's twice now. You nod, head still clearing out of your daze.

"Check me."

You tense as Joel steps forward and starts examining you, hands running over your arms, lifting your trouser legs, fingers on your neck and jaw - you fight the memories of clutching that thing by its throat - turning your head this way and that, looking for the tell tale red marks and swelling veins under the infected blood still coating you. He brushes your pulse point briefly and you hope he can't feel your heart speed up. Joel grimaces, like he's steeling himself.

"I - I'm just gonna check under the collar of your shirt, just the top, just to make sure." You nod and he pulls the top of your shirt down just a fraction, just to see if the infected got at the top of your chest. You can feel his breath on your skin, just like when he held you as his arms guided your shot, and you're caught somewhere between fear, adrenaline and deep, deep arousal. You're simultaneously relieved and mournful when he finally steps away from you.

"You're clean."

"Ok. Good." You can exhale now thank god, you were starting to feel more than a little light-headed.

"You did good there."

"What?" And there's that eye roll again.

"Jesus you got clogged ears? I said you did good, handled yourself real well there." Thank god you're covered in blood cos otherwise Joel would be able to see the astonishing shade of crimson you know you're turning.

"Oh, I don't know. If you hadn't shot it when you did..."

"The only reason I could shoot it at all was cos you warned me. I..." shame creeps into his eyes, "I didn't hear it coming."

"Well of course you didn't, it came on your left side." The shame is gone, now replaced with surprise and wariness.

He's still completely still, and you're once again worried that you've overstepped, a worry you constantly seem to have with Joel, but eventually he gives a kurt nod.

"Did Tess tell you-"

"Nope. Figured it out. You always face people with your right when talking, Tess always stands to your right when she's talking to you, and back in that warehouse you didn't hear me coming cos I came on your left." He's assumed his trademark Joel Miller Statue Pose, trying to figure out what to make of this. "Don't worry I won't tell. And FYI, it's nothin' to be ashamed of. Some people can't hear so good, some people can't do other things so good. That doesn't go away just cos it's the end times."

"Ok then." You two resume your silent walk, your only interaction coming when Joel hands you a piece of cloth to wipe the infected’s blood off.

"You want it back?" He wrinkles his nose in disgust.

"Whad'you think?" You abandon it somewhere along the footpath. Then, as you're edging your way back into Boston he turns and says

"I'm glad. That you know." You don't ask him what he means, you don't need to. On the bright side, you finally seem to have worked your way into Joel's good books. On the slightly less bright side, you definitely have a crush on him.

#the last of us #the last of hbo #joel miller #joel miller x reader #joel miller x female reader #joel miller x female oc #joel miller smut

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People You'd Like to Get to Know Better

i was tagged by @druidberries. Thank you!!

Tag under the cut because I went on a whole spiel about a popular novel that catches a lot of flak online and I don't know how to shut up (spoiler: it features 20-something-year-olds who open up brick-and-mortar businesses in downtown Boston like it's nothing, and trash in the form of a man named Kyle with an R).

Last Song: From the Start - Laufey

Favorite Color: Sage Tint by Benjamin Moore

Currently Watching: Only Murders in the Building and Modern Family (I watched the first couple seasons but never finished it. It's such a good background show).

Last Movie: Last one I watched in the theatres was Oppenheimer, but the last one I watched on streaming was Disenchanted (lol). I need more James Marsden in my life, especially after his performance in Jury Duty.

Currently Reading: It Ends with Us by Colleen Hoover. Before you get the pitchforks, I'm only reading it because of the ~discourse~. Besides, I had it downloaded in my Kobo long before it really blew up on tiktok and my curiosity was reignited after I saw the uproar about the casting. I have a lot of problems with this book: (1) it's not well-written and I should've put the book down the moment she started writing letters to Ellen Degeneres and thought she was a good celebrity for being charitable, (2) it doesn't delve into the systemic issues that play a role in why women stay with their ab*ser, (3) the marketing for this book ain't shit for categorizing it a romance novel. BUT, all my problems aside, I don't think the story itself romanticizes domestic ab*se and I think most readers recognize this (see this Slate article that talks about it better than I could). Here's an excerpt:

It seems like this part of the novel’s plot could be read in two very different ways: one, which the Mary Sue seems to pursue, is that Lily doesn’t react to ab*se in the appropriate way, and the book endorses all of her choices, and therefore both deserve condemnation. The other is an exercise in empathy: Hoover wrote an imperfect book on domestic violence, but if we require all of these narratives to be morally unimpeachable, there’s no room to acknowledge that there is no such thing as a perfect victim.

I haven't finished the book, but I read Kyle with an R doesn't get a satisfying comeuppance proportional to his actions. And while it would be nice to see the trash taken out, isn't this ending plausible and representative of a common experience among families with a history of ab*se?

I think my big criticism with the backlash surrounding this book and others like it is the assumption that their readers are "impressionable young girls". Not every work of fiction needs to portray the protagonist as a hero in every sense of the word. Not every positive quality assigned to a villain is "making the character redeemable". Not every work of fiction is meant to be didactic and scrutinized as if it were instructions on how to live a perfect life. Maybe I'm giving more credit where it's due, but I really think most readers are able to think critically. People love reading about complicated characters in messy situations. And while I think the characters in Hoover's book could be written better and fleshed out a lot more, that is neither here nor there. My point is: stop assuming women are stupid and incapable of forming their own opinion. Enjoyment of fiction is not endorsement of the actions exhibited by deeply flawed characters.

Sweet/Spicy/Savory: Savory. But after writing all that and posting it here on tumblr, maybe SPICY.

Last Thing I Googled: That Slate article so I could link it and before that I googled Blake Lively and learned that she has 4! children.

Current Obsession: Rowing! But only if I have an episode of Modern Family playing.

Currently Working On: TJOLC posts, Lightflower is kind of on the back burner right now on account of I-hate-posing-sims and the next few scenes require a lot of it. I just wish there was AI that would pose my sims for me based on dialogue I've written. I would betray my principles, climb up the paywall if I have to.

I'm tagging anyone who sees this and

(ETA: look at me getting cut off by my own self. Sorry I was distracted and heating up some food while typing this, but yeah, I tag anyone who sees this.)

#text post #get to know me #tag

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📣📣UNDERRATED DUO ALERT📣📣

Summary: The reader is a friend of Mark Sterlings. She has a run-in with Nese and Woods while looking for Mark. Nese and Woods decide to have a little fun at the readers expense.

It's a busy night for AEW, and you've got a list of stuff that needs to get done as long as your arm. Your first stop on the list is to swing by Mark Sterling's locker room to deliver him some papers.

"Mark, you in there?" You get to the locker room door and knock twice, obviously in a hurry.

Shuffling can be heard in the room before the door slides open and Tony Nese is smiling at you. "Well well well, what do we have here?" He grins at you, bare chest staring you in the face.

"Tony." You reply dryly. "Where's Mark at? We need to talk." You ask him, trying to keep your eyes from wandering.

"Awe come on, Y/N. You can talk to me, I'm a good listener." Tony grins at you.

You roll your eyes, finding it harder and harder by the second to keep your gaze fixed on Tony's face.

"Mark! Get your ass out here!" You shout over Tony. But his grin doesn't falter.

The commotion at the door gets the attention of Tony's tag partner, Josh Woods. Woods walks over to the door and peaks over Tony.

"What's going on over here?" He glances over Tony's shoulder. "Oh? Y/N, what's going on babe?" He cracks a flirty grin when he sees you.

'Oh, God.' You think to yourself. "Mark, come on. I'm busy! So call off the wonder twins and come out here!" You shout one more time for Sterling.

"Sterling ain't here right now," Josh explains, eyeing you up. "Which is good. Right, Nese?" He glances at Tony.

Tony nods, that same mischievous grin on his face. "For us, that's for sure." He clarifies. "Come on Y/N, why don't you come in and hang with us for a bit?" He offers.

"Yeah!" Woods agrees. "We don't bite, sweetie. Much." He smirks at you.

You roll your eyes at Josh's line, clutching your papers to your chest. "I don't suppose either of you knows where he's at?" You ask them but regret it as soon as the question leaves your mouth.

Woods and Nese share a glance before they both look back at you.

"We might." Nese shrugs. "Depends on what we get out of it." He adds.

"How about helping a co-worker out?" You reply with a sigh.

Josh laughs and steps forward into the doorway. He lifts a tattooed arm above your head and leans down to your level. "Now what would be the fun in that?" He asks you and you swallow heavily.

Nese chuckles next to Woods, both of them picking up on your faltering gaze. You're losing the battle. Badly.

Just when you think that you've lost, Mark comes around the corner and spots you lingering in the doorway of the locker room with Nese and Woods.

"Y/N?" Mark calls out to you. "What are you doing back here?"

You snap out of your thoughts and sharply turn on your heel at the sound of Sterling's voice. "Mark! Just the man that I was looking for." You smile at him. "Here, these are for you."

You shove the proper papers at Mark's chest and make a small glance back at Tony and Josh. They both grin at you, clearly not done with their little game.

"Bye, Y/N." Tony waves as you hurry off.

"Yeah, bye, Y/N." Josh does the same, adding a wink as you slink off to try and salvage your composure.

Mark watches you hurry off before he turns to Nese and Woods. "What's got her in such a rush?" He asks.

Tony and Josh both shrug and share one last look. Both of them come to the agreement that they're gonna visit you after the show and have a little fun.

You deliver the rest of your papers and get the rest of your chores done as the show drags on. But the whole night you are plagued with thoughts of Nese and Woods.

'Come on, Y/N. Thirsty much?' You scoff at the shameless thoughts running through your head. 'But I bet they'd be a fun pair.' You argue with yourself.

You can't help but wonder if Nese and Woods are as good of a tag team in other aspects of their lives outside of the ring.

Near the end of the night, you are gathering your purse and jacket from one of the back offices when suddenly a shadow is cast over you.

You turn around and find Josh and Tony looming over you. Both of them are dressed to go out as well.

"Tony, Josh. What can I do for you two?" You ask them with a professional tone.

The pair break apart and slip to either side of you. Two strong arms hook around the back of your shoulder. "Come on sweetie, we're taking you out for drinks," Tony informs you, leaning close to your ear.

"Yep! And we all know that you want to, Y/N." Josh adds from the other side of you, urging you forward with an encouraging push. "So don't try and protest it." He grins.

"I...okay." You nod, knowing that you won't be able to get away.

All of your nasty thoughts of the night come rushing back again. 'Looks like I'm gonna find out just how good of a team they are.' You think to yourself.

You swallow as the pair urge you forward with grins on their faces. You know that there is no getting out of this one. Not after earlier tonight. But on the other hand. Josh and Tony DO Make quite the pair. So it can't be all that bad.

#aew #aew dynamite #aew dark #wrestling #aew fanfiction #aew elevation #aew imagine #all elite wrestling #aew wrestling #x reader #tony nese #josh woods #Roh #ring of honor #Premier athlete #Duo

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AEW All Access Ep 4 Thoughts

So Full Gear is in the books in the All Access timeline, but what developments do we have next for our cast members? Here's my thoughts on things

Man imagine having a home like a wrestler's? Full of merch, titles you've won spread over your walls, spacious and you don't have to fork out rent? Plus I'd definitely borrow Rey Mysterio's waterfall swimming pool from his home

Pretty telling that Kenny probably wouldn't have come back without the Bucks, it shows how much he backs his friends though

Knew that was coming Max, but man we got about 3 minutes worth of unpaid MJF footage there

Actually quite surprised Tay never broke anything, it's a good thing of course even I've never broke a bone but I haven't done 2 bloody street fights and a career of Judo so my path was a little safer

This series need 90% more Willow Nightingale too she would be great in this...okay 70% she was shown quite a bit but she needs to be a more prominent character

"It's pro-wrestling baby, somebody's always mad about something" ain't that the Truth, the whole Truth and even the R-Truth

See I know I gotta keep reiterating it, but wrestlers are people, and sometimes people don't get along but that doesn't make either bad people; Tay and Ruby don't get along, but they are still good people, Rosa and Britt don't get along, but they both want to do what's best for AEW

Need 80% more Ethan Page too

Ruby and Eddie's reunion too, warms the heart

We could just commission a whole series of 'Eddie Kingston and his friends', just have Eddie vibing and watching wrestling with his favourite people like Ruby, Ortiz, Moxley, Riho, Lulu, Penta etc.

I do feel bad for Rosa, because she's clearly motivated to return to the ring but it still hasn't happened, imagine not being able to do a job you love for months

I kinda miss Madi Wrenkowski, not as much as I miss KiLynn King but she was a good worker, liked her gear too. Both see and King are tag champs in other promotions if you didn't know (Madi is NWA women's tag champion as part of M95 and King is Knockouts Tag Champion as part of The Coven)

80% more Penelope too, though if she's taking more time for herself for personal reasons absolutely don't pry she has had a rough time

You know the heat is bad when Sammy Guevara, one of the most booed men in AEW, has to pause over it XD

Again though, we could've dedicated more time with showing Jamie directly rather than talking around her. Her story of becoming champion and the pressure of it mentioned here would've been interesting to see coming from her instead of mentioned by Tony and Britt

Since we got to see Cool Hand Ang I need to say AEW need to push 2point0 properly, they are charisma machines

Wardlow is just standing there, OMINOUSLY!

As I've said, Ruby and Tay are good people, but I do think Ruby was a bit iffy about doubting Tay saying it was an accident, I mean the move has a high margin for error (case in point Mercedes Moné fka Sasha Banks' first attempt at the Gory Special DDT on KAIRI completely missed) it felt like she was set on giving a receipt regardless

#aew all access #aew #all elite wrestling #dr britt baker dmd #britt baker #tay melo #sammy guevara #ruby soho #eddie kingston #the young bucks #kenny omega #the elite #wardlow #angelo parker #2point0 #jamie hayter #willow nightingale #penelope ford #thunder rosa #madi wrenkowski #maxwell jacob friedman #mjf #ethan page

[lightvsdark18]

Some responses to voicelines (Floyd)

You havin' fun gathering all this junk? You're like one of those merpeople who are into collectin' stuff that fell to the bottom of the sea.

... Yeah, most likely.

What're you doing today? Maybe I'll tag along.

(lies) The library.

Man, every day's a party when I'm with you. I can't get enough!

Aw. You're fun too, sometimes.

School Uniform

You wanna know what kinda classes we had in the sea? I can bring you to one, if you're interested. Hee hee...

I'm now concerned.

I got a perfect score on the test, but he still gets mad at me for skipping class. I don't get it. If I get good grades, what does it matter?

Because you're here to work and not lollygag.

Aha ha! Keep that up and I'll squeeze you silly.

And I'll squeeze you back.

P.E. Uniform

I'm kind of feeling it today. Wanna try me?

Try you at what?

Apparently, if you over-exercise, you won't get tall. I'm still growing, so I gotta be careful!

Wait, you're still growing? Damn, boy, how tall do you need to be?

I'm not in the mood for Basketball Club today. You go in my place.

(flat) No.

I'm suuuper flexible. You wanna see? I can show you!

Eh, sure, why not.

Wanna play tag or something? I'll be "it." Better start running.

Floyd, no... Boy, stop smiling like that.

Labwear

If you're having trouble finishing your homework, hit up Azul. He'll help you out with anything if you pay his price.

Not interested.

If you mix everything in according to the recipe, you already know it's gonna work out, right? That's the most boring thing.

It helps you remember the recipe because you're physically making it instead of just reading it and memorizing.

Want me to help out with that experiment? Aha ha, don't be so shy.

It's not shyness, it's just me not trusting you.

I'll give you the potion I just made. You wanna know what it does? How should I know?

You made it. You know what? Nevermind, I don't want the potion anymore.

Here. Have some cookies I made from random stuff. You'll enjoy every last bite for me, won't you?

Actually, I'm not hungry. (Lie)

Ceremonial Robes

Want me to teach you the rules here at Night Raven College?

You actually know the rules? Heh.

Standing still is so boring. How about you and I do a little something fun instead?

I rather not cause trouble, or be in it.

The black carriage even came down under the sea to get us. It's a pretty sweet ride, if I do say so myself.

The black carriage went to the bottom of the ocean? Wait, actually thinking about it, it shouldn't be surprising considering I'm here. But that's just raises the question on how far the carriage can go.

Sitting still for a whole ceremony is such a waste of time. Oooh, I've got an idea. I'll tail you, Shrimpy.

You'll what?

You're so funny, Shrimpy. Aren't you scared I'll get back at you for all that poking?

No, not really because I'll just poke you back.

Oh, whatever is the matter? Ha! I was pretending to be Jade. Did it work? You can tell us apart if you look real close.

I really didn't expect your voice to change. Good job.

Dorm Uniform

You got a very serious problem? There might be something we can do. Heh heh heh...

("My safety is in danger, isn't it?")

Don't be so scared. I just wanna give you a nice squeeze.

Nice for you or me?

I won't squeeze anyone who makes good on their payment. But if you DON'T... You ain't getting any mercy from me. Hee hee!

("What's wrong with these guys?")

Bowties are all tight and uncomfortable, don'tcha think? I dunno how Jade and the others deal with 'em.

I never worn a bowtie, but I know I couldn't handle it either.

Lookit these socks. They got an octopus pattern on 'em! Just as cute as the Sea Witch herself, right?

Can I get a pair?

Outdoor Wear

I hope camping on land's as action-packed as camping under the sea!

You can go camping in the sea? What is it like?

Check out this moray mascot I got. It's supposed to be Jade, since he wanted to come camping. Looks just like him, yeah?

Heh, yeah it does.

Now to just cast the line and wait— nope, I'm bored. How about we ditch this and get up to somethin' fun?

Stay at the line. I'll tell you a story if it will entertain you.

The fairies by the lake were so teeny. One little squeeze and they'd probably just disappear.

Please don't squeeze them.

How's a campfire different from a regular bonfire?

I don't really know.

Halloween

Oh man, I'm DIGGIN' that look, Shrimpy. I gotta make your face contort in fear more often.

Please don't.

I MAY have gone a skosh overboard on the pranks last year. I'm takin' it easy this time around.

This is you taking it easy? I'm lucky I wasn't here last year.

Azul asked me to chip in with pumpkin carvin'. It turned out to be more fun than I expected, so I made a moray jack-o'-lantern.

Can I see it?

That your idea of scarin' someone, Shrimpy? It ain't workin'. How's about I show you how it's done?

I rather you not. I'm not trying to genuinely scare anyone because I don't feel like it.

#twisted wonderland #twst voicelines #floyd leech

[wily-one24]

Fic Stat Meme

Rules: Give us the links to your fic with the most hits, second most kudos, third most comments, fourth most bookmarks, fifth most words, and fic with the least words.

(stealing from @jaqofspades)

Most hits: Paint It Black - Emma Swan/ Regina Mills, NC17. DUBCON, bordering on noncon. Not for the faint-hearted. Emma is taken prisoner by the Evil Queen and made to be her Pet. Starts off really dark, but the characters work through a whole bunch of trauma throughout.

Second most kudos: (technically also PiB, so let's go with top kudos): Memory Cloud - M - Emma Swan/ Regina Mills, no real warnings. The one with the memory shenannigans. An AU in which Emma and Regina raised Henry together, but for reasons, Regina cast another curse taking Emma out of everyone's memories, and Storybrooke out of Emma's memories. In Season One, Emma starts to remember and it's... ANGSTY. And fun.

Third Most Comments: Wicked Game (woo, SVU enters the chat), Olivia Benson/Elliot Stabler, NC17. This fic delves into issues of emotional bordering on physcial abuse and questions of consent, it asks whether real love equals healthy love, and how two detectives who are trained to do deal with this sort of thing can fall into such a dysfunctional relationship. ANGSTY.

Fourth Most Bookmarks: Molasses and Taffy - Veronica Mars/Logan Echolls, T. This fic deals with the aftermath of the Season Two Finale, by getting a bunch of emotionally traumatised teenagers into a room and getting them drunk. And then have Veronica confronting both Logan and Dick Casablancas about their involvement in her rape. ANGST. But emotional healing!!!!

Fifth Most Words: This one is tricky, because the fifth is already taken here. In fact, out of the top five, only the third is free. Let's break it down, Paint It Black at #1 (141,513), Wicked Game at #2, (121,763), Molasses & Taffy at #4 (84,480) and Memory Cloud at #5 (73,838).

Which leaves us with #3, Adam's Rib (108,404) T. Kaylee Frye/ River Tam, Firefly. The one with River Tam and all her super psychic friends. The Alliance is super evil and they do super evil stuff. A budding romance between Kaylee and River, amongst delving into all that the Alliance did in terms of experimenting on psychically talented children.

Least Words: Slinky (625 words), Gen, Firefly fandom. Jayne helps Zoe after the events of Serenity the movie.

I think this is fairly spread over some of my most popular fandoms and fics. It's a nice little cross section of my writing. I think. Not all my faves are here, but some. 😊

This is a tag yourself kinda meme. So if you wanna do it, GO DO IT. I ain't stopping ya.

#jacqui writes fic #jacqui drinks reader tears like a fine wine #fic galore

[sepheroth]

𝐅𝐈𝐕𝐄  ( 𝟓 )  𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐆𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐀𝐋𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐒 𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐓𝐎 𝐖𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄.

Had Enough-Breaking Benjamin

We are all prisoners Things couldn't get much worse I've had it up to here You know your end is near 

You had to have it all Well have you had enough? You greedy little bastard You will get what you deserve When all is said and done I will be the one To leave you in your misery And hate what you've become. Intoxicated eyes No longer live that life You should have learned by now I'll burn this whole world down

2. Soldier's Order's- Mary Elizabeth McGlynn 

The shadow cast before me I walk inside your circle Protect me, correct me You got your orders, soldier

Inside my head is humming Sometimes I hear them coming The power, believing The hate I hate believing

Where is this? It can't be Who are you? I know you You wouldn't, or would you? Don't fight me, ignite me

3. Whisper- Evanescence

No one's here and I fall into myself This truth drives me into madness I know I can stop the pain if I will it all away If I will it all away

I'm frightened by what I see But somehow I know that there's much more to come Immobilized by my fear And soon to be blinded by tears I can stop the pain if I will it all away If I will it all away. 4. Vllian-K/DA

In control That's how I like it And I'm never letting go, nah Never had a soul So you ain't taking anything from me When you go, nah

I'll stay so deep inside your brain And take you somewhere far away

I'm alive but I'm dead Hear my voice up in your head Watch it fill you full of dread 5. Never Let Me Down Again- Depeche Mode

I'm taking a ride with my best friend I hope he never lets me down again He knows where he's taking me Taking me where I want to be I'm taking a ride with my best friend

We're flying high We're watching the world pass us by Never want to come down Never want to put my feet back down on the ground

tagged by @poeticphoenix

tagging: y'all can do it.

#headcanon #headcanons

[makowo]

May I ask......... Who in DR Gaiden is paired off to whom. Did they straightwash aoi. TAKA???

It's hard to go through them all, but I'll try my best to put together a horrifically comprehensive list. This will include their fankids as well, to save us all some time. TL;DR, yes they straightwashed aoi, taka gets no relationship at all, and there are some reaches made for ships. If you're interested in all the weird pairings though, here's a list + some info on each.

There is, obviously, Kirigiri Kyoko/Naegi Makoto.

Their kids include, in what I believe is eldest to youngest: Kiki Naegi, Mokubo Naegi, Koto Naegi, and Kiri Naegi. Kiki is given the most prominent role in the whole series, and has been the protagonist for definitely over 100+ stories, though I don't know the exact time she became the focus nor the exact number of stories she's been the focus of, because I care about my mental health. Mokubo is the second eldest, and is autistic. I mistook him for being the youngest out of the four at one point, so I think that is all I need to say about how his autism is handled. Koto and Kiri are twins, a boy and girl respectively, and both are named after nicknames that were often used for Makoto and Kyoko earlier in the series. Not much to say, the younger siblings don't appear often enough to have anything of note happen to them. Kiki, despite having a prominent role, is also completely uninteresting. You'd think with how much shit she gets into, wanting to follow in her mother's footsteps as a detective, getting to go to HPA just because she's the daughter of the headmaster and vice-headmistress, getting kidnapped at one point, and even going back in time, that she'd be more interesting. But no.

Hey, you thought Byakuya would be paired off with Toko, right? You thought this, yes? Assumed? Fuck you. Asahina Aoi/Togami Byakuya. I thought she was paired off with Hagakure tbh, that's the usual cop-out you'd expect of these sorts of things. But I misremembered I suppose, because imagine my fucking horror when I went to search for them just now and it turns out that it ain't Togafuka that ends up happening here. I'm hard pressed to say if this is better or worse than the alternative. Their children are Yuta Togami and Shinobu Togami, named after their dead brother and sister respectively. No one gives a shit about them. Expect me not to elaborate much on the kids from now on, because who give a shit. Just remember they're here, being the little cardboard cutouts they are.

And what worse to do in this scenario than to do Fukawa Toko/Hagakure Yasuhiro? They pop up about as frequently as Byakuya and Aoi, with chunks of screentime interspersed throughout the series that wanes as Kiki's status as the protagonist settles, and the author doesn't really know what to do with them other than have them be set dressing once a blue moon. Their child is Hagakure Kawako.

Coming back around to the Naegis, without Toko to claim Komaru as her swag wife, we get. Hinata Hajime/Naegi Komaru. Don't have much to say about this one, they just really don't have any chemistry. The author does have the gall to tag some of the works featuring them as Hinaegi though. They lack any children that I can see. Yet.

Leading into the SDR2 survivors, we have Komaeda Nagito/Tsumiki Mikan. I believe at one point it was stated that they were having a child, but I honestly don't know if that child ever appears. They have a total of like, four appearances in the series as a pairing. They don't matter.

We don't have anything of particular note other than them out of the rest of the SDR2 cast, so we move on to V3 characters, which are handled interestingly. See, it appears the author decided to split them up, so some of them are aged up to adults working at HPA or elsewhere, while others are still students, and yet more are initially introduced as students before graduating from the school early on. I'll clarify which is which as I list these next few.

First, Saihara Shuichi/Kiki Naegi. Shuichi and Kaede actually did date previously, but Kaede was like. Idk, dissatisfied with how subservient Shuichi was so they're exes. Shuichi is fucking insane for Kiki though, so much so that the author like. Did a fake Saimatsu week where actually they were exes the entire time, and Shuichi still dated Kiki. While advertising the fic as Saimatsu. People pointed this out, they glossed over these complaints in responses. They're both in university in the current state of canon, so no kids or anything. Yet.

Next, Gokuhara Gonta/Tojo Kirumi. Nothing of note, don't wanna read the fics they're in. They're probably graduated from HPA at this point.

Oma Kokichi/Yumeno Himiko, and interestingly enough, they have an open, outright stated polygamous relationship that also consists of Chabashira Tenko/Yumeno Himiko. It's honestly very interesting for this to come up in an endless field of cishet, nuclear family pairings, but it feels pretty forced. Right from the get-go of it being introduced, in fact. It's dropped on us in a fic where Korekiyo trying to murder Kiki is the spotlight, and is glossed over afterward until a reunion fic where they have dinner with the Naegi family, where it's revealed that Kokichi is a cop. Of all the bitches, it's Kokichi that becomes a narc, for no reason shown other than it just being how things went after he graduated, I guess. But yeah they don't matter either.

There's also Iruma Miu/Kazuichi Soda, which is like. Just kinda lame, tbh. Miu works at HPA I think. K1-B0 is their son that Miu made, and then they had a flesh and blood daughter, Biusagi Iruma, at some point offscreen. It's just a kinda weird pairing, they don't do much except launch the weird time travel fic.

Then. Oh Boy. Harukawa Maki/Momota Kaito. Unsurprising, BUT they get this whole arc about Kaito dying and Maki being super upset about that. It's not very normal tbh, Kaito wants to go to space before he dies so Sonia and Gundham, using presumably the funds that should be used for their country that they are the rulers of, make a rocket and send him to space. He dies in space. Everyone is sad, and then Maki finds out like right before the funeral that she's apparently carrying his kid. She names the kid Haruki. Trust me, it's really Sad.

And that's basically it for notable stuff, I think. Gonna quickly mention the other ships in the series, ones that aren't really one-offs but don't have anything special going for them; Kuwata Leon/Maizono Sayaka, Sonia Nevermind/Tanaka Gundham, Amami Rantaro/Shirogane Tsumugi, Ultimate Imposter/Mioda Ibuki, and Saionji Hiyoko/Koizumi Mahiru.

A note on that last one; even if I somehow did like that ship (I don't, I'm a particular fan of the theory that hiyoko is literally just some kid that has so so so many problems going on), you'd be hard pressed to find any fics in the series that involve them to a prevalent degree. From what I can tell, they each individually get one or two lines, and none in reference to any actual relationship between them that could be romantic to any degree. It's straight up lying, again.

That's everything I want to talk about though. Assume that anyone I did not mention here simply aren't paired off with anyone, or appeared like one time and then never again so I didn't find them.

#makotalk #Anonymous #not gonna tag this with anything. it might run into the tags bcs of all the characters i mention here but idc

[whimsyqueen]

To Make a Fool of Death; The Vampire Rules

I mentioned yesterday that I wanted to make a post about the specifics of the worldbuilding in To Make a Fool of Death, and today is Worldbuilding Wednesday, so here it is! I'm still messing around with some ideas and things, but this is where I'm at right now. I'll be tagging the Vampire Club Taglist below!

First and foremost, it's important to note that To Make a Fool of Death began as a love letter to Tim Hutchings' 1,000 Year Old Vampire. I began writing Verity's story as a series of diary entries using that format, and I will be forever grateful to indie tabletop games and solo journaling games for allowing me that. Go check it out, if you get the chance!

Because of that, and because of a lot of my own biases towards vampire lore, a lot of what you're gonna see here is... pretty basic. If it ain't broke, don't fix it! However, there are a few things that I really love about Hutchings' vampire lore that I've decided to include and extrapolate on, because it makes this whole thing just so much more interesting for me.

I'm gonna talk in terms of Verity, mostly, because she's the main vampire we experience throughout the story (though there are a few more) and kinda go basic myth-by-myth, if y'all don't mind. If there's anything I miss or anything y'all have further questions about, please feel free to just ask me! I love talking about these guys, and will take any excuse to do it!

First Myth: Vampires can shapeshift into bats

True! I like this one, and so I decided to stick with it. Yes, Verity can turn into a bat. I feel like not enough vampire media utilizes this nowadays, most of them go straight for the mind-control powers. I get it, they're cool, I heavily considered them for a while (and they're present in Verity's original diary, but I've since edited them out) but turning into a bat is just so much cooler to me?

Second: Vampires cast no reflection

Also true! Listen, I know that this is based in the idea of pure silver having been used to make mirrors in the past and in the present is entirely irrelevant and wouldn't be the case, but there's just something so interesting and sad to me about a vampire not being able to check her reflection before she goes on a date. At around 350 years or so, Verity's gotten pretty good at knowing how she looks without mirrors, but still!!!

Third: Vampires cannot cross running water

False! Verity loves to travel, and does it frequently. She can go where she wants, when she wants, as long as it's at night (for personal reasons she stays away from churches, and Massachusetts.)

Fourth: Vampires are destroyed by sunlight

True! Sorta... Direct sunlight, yeah, fuck you, you're toast (HAH) because it will burn you to pieces Buffy-The-Vampire-Slayer style. HOWEVER. Indirect sunlight is fine! A day that is cloudy and gross and you can't see the sun in the sky because the rain is so thick? As long as you've got your long sleeves, parasol, sunglasses, etc, you'll be a-okay. Just keep an eye out for those changes in weather, you wouldn't wanna get caught outside with nowhere to turn...

Fifth: Vampires must sleep in their native earth/in a coffin

False! The Fool of Death vampires simply do not sleep at all, not in a coffin, not in the earth, not anywhere. They don't need to, they're designed to be the ultimate predators. Why sleep when you can hunt?

Sixth: Vampires are "undead"

True! You have to die to become a vampire, and often, humans can be saved from the cold embrace of death by getting turned into a vampire! The process of becoming a vampire will literally kill you and then bring you back, entirely changed. Vampires do not have a heartbeat, they do not have anything that would indicate that they "live" and they heal so fast that to cut one open and try to figure out what's going on inside would be entirely pointless (trust Verity here, she's tried to figure out her own anatomy via this process MORE THAN ONCE)

Seventh: Vampires must drink blood to survive

Hm... true, to a point. While Vampires do consume blood as their main source of food, it isn't impossible to go entirely without. However, the downside to this is that if you starve yourself long enough, eventually you enter what Verity refers to as the Blood Frenzy, which is where if there's blood around? You NEED to consume it. No ifs ands or buts, and you will consume it in the messiest, most immediate way possible. It really is best to just... not starve yourself here. And don't even start with the whole "animal blood" thing, no it doesn't work, it's the same as if a vampire were to try to eat a cheeseburger. It's gotta be human or nothing, babe.

Eighth: Vampires hate garlic

False! Vampires simply don't eat. They have no need to, and can't really... digest food in the same way that a human can. The same could be said for garlic as it could for all foods. They avoid them because there's just no point.

Ninth: Vampires cannot be killed/are immortal/invincible

False! While they're ALMOST invincible, they can still super die if you really really put your mind to it. The most effective way to go about it would be to behead the vampire, and then toss the body and the head into a big ol' fire (ideally a fire that you've pre-prepared, because you truly won't have that much time before the vampire wakes up again and starts trying to fix itself...) They'll only really burn if the body is in small enough pieces, though, so feel free to get creative!

Tenth: All vampires have sharp fangs with which to suck blood

Only halfway false. Most vampires do, yes, absolutely, without question. I think they're sexy. However, what I will say is this. All vampires have some sort of "mark" that designates them as one of their kind, and they can procure more "marks" the more inhuman acts they commit. The most common first "mark" that appears upon turning is yes, fangs, for almost everyone, but it's sort of like a genetic trait. Not everyone gets them. Other examples of "marks" like this are Verity's bright red eyes (which Benevolence received when she was turned) or various sort of stains on the skin (like magical evil tattoos that don't do anything). Sometimes they also present as indications of the way you were originally killed (the two dot scars on the neck, for example, appear on some, or the faint ghosts of other scars that have remained past the change from human to vampire.)

I hope you enjoyed reading this, and have gotten some decent insight into Verity's world and how she operates! Be sure to check back here for more info, I post as often as I can (and I'm a busy bitch rn)! See below the cut for the taglist, and how to join if you wanna stay up-to-date on all the vampire news!!

Thank you for reading! If you'd like to join the taglist, you can do so here! @athenixrose @bardic-tales @drowsy-quill @thelibraryofchaos @cyparissos @kittyphoenix12-xx @destiniescollide @aeipathys @fearofahumanplanet @cactusmotif @writeblrsupport @midnights-melodiverse @ninirito @antique-symbolism-main @annetilney @athenswrites @the-void-writes @wip-nook

#fool of death #vampires #worldbuilding #writeblr #my writing #my wips #verity #benevolence #ruby #Eleanor #matilda #creative writing #about the author #writer things #my ocs #writing community

[sunniestshark-ocs]

| Jo Solos the Squad || Part 1: Original Gotei |

I used to let Jo get smacked around a lot in RP but I've always thought about what it would be like if she actually took on some of the high-skill canon characters. This is comparing Jo's OU skill set, since she's nerfed a bit in canon-compliant land lol.

Yamamoto Genryūsai Shigekuni: loss . power and skill diff.

I mean if someone's soloing this guy and they're scaled to the canon I don't know what to say XD. Jo has a slight advantage over others in this fight in that she's pretty fireproof, but I'm willing to bet the old man's flames could get through even her guard pretty quick if he's not humoring her.

Soifon: questionable. high skill mismatch.

This one would be interesting, because they're both close range fighters with extremely different skillsets. Soifon is kind of a glass canon who peppers opponents with blows, and Jo takes blows until she can get a good, strong strike in. I will be bold and say Jo could also take and roll with a couple shunko blows if it came to that. Jo could ultimately take her if it wasn't for Soifon's shikai technique- there's a pretty decent possibility she'd be able to get two strikes in the same spot and kill Jo outright, if Jo doesn't get a solid couple strikes in first or if her Zanpakuto's cloak isn't enough to fend Soifon off.

Ichimaru Gin: loss. skill diff.

I was on the fence about this for a sec because this would be a really good swordfight, and reatsu-wise it's not a total ass-smacking, but Gin is so smart and calculated and doesn't make mistakes like underestimating people that he'd be very likely to outmaneuver Jo in a solo match. Also, Jo takes blows more than dodges, so there's a 100% chance she's getting Korose'd several times in this fight if she didn't know about that technique.

Unohana Retsu: loss. skill and power diff.

I'm still of the opinion that the person that gives Yamamoto the biggest run for his money is Unohana. Jo is a great swordsman but Unohana wrote the book and she'd slap Jo's ass into the ground XD. But! Jo would have a great time in the process.

Aizen Sōsuke: win. skill diff.

*pre-hogyoku* Look, look, before you doth protest: Jo's Zanpakuto allows her to see through tricks and illusions, and Aizen has a strong habit of underestimating his opponents. He may outsmart her but he'd be in for a rude awakening when there's nothing to out-strategize and he's against someone that's very difficult to shock-I think Jo's lack of frills and her 'seen some SHIT' nature give her an edge here. He's got those super-strong strikes, but Jo's main Thing is her endurance, willpower, and strength. She's incidentally built to counter his whole offense. *post-hogyoku* dude like come on that bitch solos half the cast before he gets tag-teamed and Ichigo'd lmao. Jo is meat alone against that power.

Kuchiki Byakuya: win. skill match, power diff.

This one required some heavy research but I've always been of the opinion that Byakuya ain't all that special once everyone's out of the gates. Canon hints that while intelligent he has a difficult time dealing with unorthodox opponents like Grimmjow. He's fast as fuck and that would be an issue for Jo but if it came to Shikai to Shikai or Bankai to Bankai she's got the edge. His 'Zan is another "death by a thousand cuts" kind of power and brother, Jo has to get absolutely dismembered before she stops fighting and I don't think Mr. Noble would know what exactly to do with that.

Komamura Sajin: win. skill match, power diff.

It has been pointed out to me MANY times that Komamura is one of the weakest captains and I can't argue with that even if he's my BOY. Komamura's skill set is the closest to Jo's out of all the captains- high strength, high endurance, straightforward and honorable. But Komamura and Jo split in Zanpakuto ability and Jo's maneuverability and variable technique put this one in the bag for her. I think Komamura is literally the only captain-class Shinigami Jo is faster than XD

Shunsui Kyoraku: loss. skill and power diff.

Again, it would be a fun swordfight and Jo is intuitive enough to catch on to some of the games of Kyoraku's Zanpakuto, but he would eventually outmaneuver her tactically. It would be an interesting match, since he stands out for his endurance and so does Jo. In the end she loses tactically, but this would be a long, gory matchup. Kyoraku has one of those interestingly written, hacked ability trees that make me think the opponent has to be close in wits or the match will eventually go to him.

Tōsen Kaname: win. skill and power diff.

*pre-mask Tōsen*- Jo's training involved some similar shit to Tōsesn's bankai, so that honestly wouldn't put her at a terrible disadvantage and she outclasses him in swordsmanship skill enough to where she could hold her own in there even at that disadvantage. I do hesitate on the shikai ability, as in I'm not sure if Jo's... experience... with head injuries puts her at an advantage or disadvantage dealing with the crippling sound, but there are two other entities in Jo's body that could pilot her around till she woke up. *post-mask Tōsen* I'm pretty sure this version of him is stronger than each Espada so no, Jo is not winning that one lmao.

Hitsugaya Tōshirō: win. power diff.

Hitsugaya is young and unrefined, despite his prodigy status, and Jo's element puts her at a massive advantage here, being able to destroy any moisture in the air before Hitsugaya could take advantage of it. I don't want to say he's a super weak character or anything, they'd be pretty well-matched raw skill wise and he laps her tactically but his one weakness is extreme heat and he'd be fighting the sun. Sorry dude!

Zaraki Kenpachi: loss. power massive diff, skill diff.

I know people clown on Zaraki for his approach to... life lol, but the canon has him as a top tier combatant even missing some basic Shinigami skills. I would say Zaraki is one of the very few canon characters that outclass Jo's resilience and endurance, and his reiatsu makes hers look like a christmas lightbulb. This is a fun fight but goes to Zaraki no cap- he's second to Yamamoto only and I'd be clowning if Jo could beat him no-holds-barred XD

Kurotsuchi Mayuri: loss. power diff.

Jo would wipe the floor with this fool IF it was a straight fight, but we all know Mayuri doesn't do that. Jo does have a bit of resistance to toxins and poisons due to her hybrid nature, but it wouldn't be a stretch for Mayuri to counter that quickly, or even before the match even starts. I think it's safe to say he knows how to counter any of the higher ranking Shinigami and he'd know how to take Jo out ahead of time, so while not an 'honorable' fight, it still falls in favor of Mayuri. Jo's going to have to phone a wife to get out of this one alive.

Ukitake Jūshirō: win. power diff.

Okay this one was the toughest judgement call because Ukitake never revealed his bankai and honestly had... less full fights in the canon. He's got an edge kido-wise and reiatsu-wise, but Jo's got him beat physically. In fact, Jo prefers melee combat to using abilities, so Ukitake's very specialized Shikai isn't going to be a fantastic asset against Jo. Also we hate to see it but Jo simply has to endure a fight long enough for Ukitake's illness to wreck his shit, and she's not the kind of person that would kick someone when they're coughing up blood. If he wasn't ill and I knew the fuller extent of his powers I'd probably say something different buuut it is what it is!

Bonus round! Kurosaki Ichigo: loss. power diff.

Jo far outclasses Ichigo on raw skill, but that ain't what Bleach fights are about and we all know Ichigo pulls Some Shit out of his ass every time. It would be like a close blow for blow until the Bankais come out, or would be one of those situations where Jo smacks him around the first fight and then the second one she's minced meat. Jo isn't one for extreme dodging and she would probably get cleft in twain by a couple of Getsuga Tenshō's she tries to take on the shoulder.

#jo stuff #verse:bleach(bigbang) #to be honest if it wasn't for plot armor Jo could solo Ichigo no prob but im nothing if not fair and balanced XD #i love thinking about this. also interesting that a pretty significant chunk of the gotei 13 is speed based and 'genius intellect' level #it's just that 'nice try kid' *appears behind you* meme ad infinitum #jo vs geniuses generally goes to her if she's underestimated she gets the first blow in or she's just too much of a freak of nature lol

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Introduction

Aka, I finally realized that i didn't make an intro yet, so I'll make one now. (Below the cut because I dunno how long this will get)

Gonna put the DNI above the cut though:

Anyone under 16 DNI thanks.

(Also, here is my ToS with an extrended DNI, as well as any other thing you may possibly need to know about usage of my art, designs or fanart, etc)

A little about me:

Hello! My name is Sam. However, I also commonly go by Wolf or Purple online. I am 18 years old, and I am a hobby artist. I don't really do art with the thought in mind to get big and popular with it. I would rather just make art for myself and then post it online for anyone who is willing to look at it.

I am mostly active on Toyhou.se or Discord. However, if you don't have either of those, then I am most likely to be reached on Tumblr. Here are my other socials, though, for anyone interested.

Username origin:

I came up with my username in 2020.

Purple = one of my fave colors (i have 3 fave colors, purple, brown, and black. However, purple was the one that sounded the best when trying to pronounce my whole username)

FNaF = fave game at the time (still fave franchise, though I prefer Hollow Knight as of right now)

Pasta = my favorite dish at the time (by now, it's ramen)

Nickname Origins:

Sam = is my name, not a nickname lmao

Purple = because people commonly use that for a short version of my user (who tf would wanna say/write my whole username, anytime I am mentioned in a convo, lmao)

Wolf = I can't actually remember where that nickname comes from. I just know that at some point, I always got called Wolf (mostly on Discord), so I just ran with it, i suppose. My best guess is that it happened because my fursona is a wolf.

What kind of art I'll post:

I am by heart an OC artist, meaning I draw and post mostly my own OCs, or art I made of someone else's OC(s). I rarely ever draw fanart, but who knows, maybe ya'll will catch me do some fanart (on rare occasions).

I usually draw animals (anthro and feral). However, recently, i have been attempting to draw more human/oids to better my art skilly for those as well.

I am also tempted to do little "furry-fied" versions of the Obey Me cast. (Since I can't draw humans, I might as well turn them into animals LMAO) Though I am also tempted to do re-imagines/headcanon designs for the regular humanoid cast, as an attempt to show what I headcanon/re-imagine them to look like. Can't make any big promises about that, though, as I mentioned, I ain't that great at drawing humanoids.

I may also try to draw what I imagine the Warrior Cats look like. Because why not, I love the book series.

I may attempt drawing some more complex/detailed chars (like robots or smth). However, i also aren't too great with that, so please bear with me and my (slow) learning progress. (Yes, I am a slow learner)

What can you DM/PM me for?:

Commissions (if they are open, however I prefer taking that to discord!)

Trades (if they are open)

Requests (if they are open)

Asking for toyhou.se invite codes (if i still have some left, which I do currently btw)

Asking me about my art or my ocs (be aware that I easily drift off and start to rant though, lmao)

What should you not DM/PM me for?:

Touhou.se coding issues. I give away invite codes. I have absolutely 0 clue how to code, so I can't help with that, you can check in Toyhou.se forums for help though, I am sure there are quite a few who are willing to help you!

Asking me to message someone who had blocked you for you. (I am sure the person who had blocked you had their reason, and I do not feel comfortable acting as an extension for you to message someone who blocked you.)

Venting/ ranting about something. Just do not, please. The only exception is, if I know you already.

Can I send you an ask?

Yeah, go for it. I just can't promise when I'll see it.

How can we find your art easier between all of the reblogs you make?

I will try to implement the "PurpleFNaFpasta's art" tag to all of my art pieces, so if you wanna find my art between the reblogs, you should be able to find them with that (hopefully).

[Edit from March 18th 2024]: i have also implemented a new tag as well, if you are looking for random funfacts about my oc's, this tag is where you will find them: "Purple's Random OC Funfacts"

#PurpleFNaFpasta's art #intro post #yay #artists on tumblr #Purple's Random OC Funfacts

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Today! We have some oc incorrect quotes!

Yay :D

The said ocs we have today:

Lumi Y.A. Lee (Mc-sona)

Maau Al-Chagai (scarabia oc)

Yuki Lee (obey me oc)

Laura Domnescu (oc :3)

Keep in mind that:

Lumi and Yuki are cousins on Father's side

Maau is Lumi's boyfriend

Laura is Lumi's aunt (the sister of Lumi's mother)

Now onto the chaos!

Lumi: I am a responsible Dormhead...

Other Dormheads: *look behind her at the burning Ramshackle*

Lumi: THERE WAS A BUG, ALRIGHT?!

Ace: Maau... Can you help me with some da-

Maau: Just because I'm with Lumi doesn't mean that I know how I did it... I mean I know how I did it, but at the same time I don't and Lumi is just picking me up sometimes, not literally since she actually tried and failed... And sometimes I have to pi-

Ace: thanks... Bye...

Lumi:...

Yuki:...

Lumi:👀✨

Yuki: Isekai in a world with hot af boys and magic at a super fantasy school and you have to survive while being everyone's therapist?

Lumi: ye...

Yuki: Gotta study magic?

Lumi: Ye...

Yuki: Got a harem of sexy men?

Lumi: y- wait WHAT?!

Yuki:... I won't answer without a lawyer.

Ortho&Grim: *receive hugs and pats from Lumi daily*

Other NRC students:...

Ortho&Grim: PaTheTiC

Lumi, when visiting Maau: Ah... Scarabia... The fresh desert air! *deep inhale*

Lumi: *chokes on air*

Lumi:... Come on! This dorm has something with me?!

Maau: Lumi... Please...

Lumi: No... Maau! It's the last time I make this sacrifice for you!

Maau: *nodds in 'I know she'll come back tomorrow too'*

At the NRC parent teacher meet

Crewel: Mrs Lee... Which of your parents will give me the honor of meeting today?

Lumi: Actually... I got my aunt from my world since mom and dad are busy with my little brothers...

In the room enters a stylish, middle aged woman, which emits only sass

Lumi: This is my aunt, Laura... She isn't married so I don't really have an un-

Crewel, to Laura: Would you like to called Mrs Divius?

Laura, who fell hard too: Lumi, darling... I think you'll have a new uncle...

Lumi, who doesn't need another fashion sassy relative:... No... God please no...

At a Dormhead meeting

Riddle: What even you do in Ramshackle? Like... You have some rules?

Azul: A business?

Leona: Practices?

Vil: routines?

Kalim: Parties?

Idia: Watching something?

Malleus, who wasn't invited:...

Lumi: we usually find something in there and go nuts with it...

Cater participated in a full Ramshackle night as a guest of honor and filmed everything, showing to the light music club today

Cater: Ah... This was when they wanted to slide on the stairs...

Kalim: Slide?

Cater, crackling: Jade opened the main door and... Just look...

Cater shows the video where Ace, Deuce, Lumi, Jade and Ortho are in a bathtub as Jack pushes it along Maau and hop in as they go down the stairs and out of the Ramshackle dorm with an incredible speed while yelling

Cater: they crashed in a tree and made a 'coffin dance' with ortho and Jade still in the bathtub with a bombox with music after that.

Kalim: that's... So bad...

Lilia: indeed... Not invite me??? Where were their heads at?

Yuki, in a phone call: Hey... Lumi... Can you summon a portal to my place?

Lumi: one portal to hell???

Yuki: Also... Can you house me and another 3 people in here?

in the distance, some screaming can be heard along whip sounds

Lumi:... Clean the toilet and do the laundry for the entire stay...

Yuki: Deal...

Riddle: *makes a speech about something to the other dormheads, his back to the group*

Lumi, behind him: 💃✨

Riddle: *turns*

Lumi:🕴️

Riddle: *continues his speech*

Lumi: 💃✨

Kalim: 💃✨

Riddle: *turns*

Lumi&Kalim:🕴️🕴️

Riddle: *shrugs and continues*

Lumi:💃✨

Kalim:💃✨

Malleus:👀💃?

Riddle: *turns*

Lumi&Kalim:🕴️🕴️

Malleus:???💃???

Riddle: *palfaces*

Azul: *unholy wheeze*

Lumi, with a flamethrower: Trust me!

Trey: You shouldn't be trusted with that...

Riddle: I trust her with that...

Trey:....... Where did your braincells go, child???

Lumi: 🎶✨🎵✨🎶✨🎵cuz I may be ✨bad✨, but I'm perfectly ✨good✨ at it✨🎵✨🎶✨🎵✨🎶

Azul:...

Azul: Lumi... You and Floyd broke the Chandelier...

Floyd: no... She's got a ✨point✨...

Lumi: It must be wierd to live with such a rich guy as Kalim... I mean... To afford expensive shit so easy is so unusual for someone broke like me...

Maau:... Lumi... You know I'm the heir of the 2nd most rich family in twisted wonderland... I mean it's alright if you didn't know... But now you kinda know and all that... *rambles*

Lumi:... I feel extremely betrayed, enraged and ashamed at the same time...

Lumi: Guys... This is my cousin, Yuki...

Yuki: hi :D

Ace, the little shit, Trappola: So you singl-

Mammon: *spawns out of nowhere* don't you dare...

Ace: the fu-

Lumi: Yuki also has a harem of, mainly, super op demons... And she takes pride in it... :/

Lumi, tearing up: I-i-i... Tell Maau that I loved him...

Azul, with tears too: NO! you are too young, too beautiful!

Lumi: It must! Avenge me properly!

Azul, shaking Lumi: don't leave me, woman! We have to survive together!

Lumi: it's... Too late for me...

Riddle: It's just 10 madol for the spilled Cup of Tea...

Azul: It'S aBouT PrInCipLEs...

Crewel: Miss Lee... Can y-

Lumi: No... For the 428th time... I won't hook you up with my aunt...

Crewel:...

Grim: She actually kept count of this...

Grim: Henchwoman...

Lumi: Not now... I have work...

Deuce: I don't think watching Ace shove in his mouth 20 mashmellows is work...

Lumi: It's for science...

Ace: *Choking dumbass sounds*

Grim: fair point... For science

Before Maau and Lumi started dating

Jamil: You need to swoo her with confidence... Try some flowers...

Kalim: Or chocolates..

Jamil: a romantic date...

Kalim: a serenade!

Maau:... Uhhh... I wrote a poem? Maybe I can have her listen to it???

Jamil: yeah... That's not gonna work...

Later, Maau used Kalim and Jamil's advice

Lumi: you know... After this date... I realised something...

Maau: Yea?

Lumi: you're not my type... Or maybe it was the date? This kind of things aren't really romantic for me... And you looked uncomfortable too...

Maau: *chokes* a-and... What you actually find romantic? I-I mean I could try that... A-and my Dormhead and vice said to do this... You know... They have good intentions, but really now it's not helpful... Not that they aren't helpful in genera-

Lumi: I actually enjoy to listen to music and poetry...

Maau, softly: marry me...

Idia:...

Lumi:...

Ortho: Aww... You are getting along great!

Lumi: I can't see without my glasses...

Azul: Me too...

Trey: Me trey...

Lumi&Azul:...

Trey: it was a good joke...

Lumi: even the comedic effect crickets can't save this...

That's it for today! :3

Buh bye!

#twisted wonderland #twst incorrect quotes #I ain't tagging the whole cast in here #Too lazy :P #lumi lee #Lumi Yuneka Antoinette Lee #Maau Al-Chagai #Twst mcsona #Yuki Lee #Twst oc #A bit of the obey me oc :3 #Laura Domnescu