I will make your next post unwittingly remind people of something you don't know but that seems to be deeply cursed by the way people are referencing it in the notes
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had a dream last night that eruri were reincarnated as working army dogs (yes, dogs) and they had a telepathic connection and knew where the other was at all times. I think if an x-ray was taken of my brain right now it would just be pudding in there. "Wow," the doctor would say, "I've never seen such severe brain mushification before"
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I ACCIDENTALLY ROMANCED GALE I DIDN'T WANT TO ROMANCE ANYONE FUCKING SHIT BALLS DAMNIT
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POV: You're getting the loser taunt
plus the sketch because I also like it owo
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Before we got a house, I was clear that I hate yard work and mowing lawns in particular.
I was told that one family/roommate loved yard work and would handle all of that.
Today, 19 months after we moved in, he finally offered to mow one of the two lawns. For the first time.
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I'm having so much fun with FFXIV NGL
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I swear to Satan and all things unholy
My family has some in-built detector of when I'm about to get into flow/hyperfixate mode.
And just about every time they manage to dropkick me out of it within 10-20 seconds...
It's literally gotten to the point where I spend most of my days mindlessly waiting until they want me to do something, only for them to not want anything that day!
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Me: "Ah man, I'm just so curious about Elie Wiesel and would like to learn about his life. Let me Google more about him.
*stumbles upon a holocaust denial blog that slanders the man and supports Nazis*
Me: :(
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people are saying do it scared, but you also gotta do it alone. you'll miss out on so much you want to do if you wait til someone will do it with you. do it scared and do it alone.
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Headcanon where after so many arguments between the batkids and Bruce over his paranoia and complete disregard for his kids privacy, the entire family had compromised with (in the healthiest way possible) downloading life360 on their phones and that's how they all keep track of each other.
Now Bruce knew that this is mostly for his benefit and is supposed to be a healthy alternative for his unhealthy paranoia and helicopter parenting, but what he wasn't expecting was for his kids to start keeping track of him.
He's putting gas in his car and Dick calls him because apparently Dick has been watching him drive around on the app? And Bruce is currently at a gas station thats right around the corner from a Taco Bell and now Dick wants him to get food for everyone since he's already there.
He's driving home from a meeting and Steph calls him because her and Duke were shopping in the area and wants to know if he can pick them up, when he asks how she knew he was on the same street, he gets a "Oh I just like to stalk everyone on the app for funsies." as an answer.
Jason calls him and he can barely get out a hello before Jason cuts him off, "Bruce why the fuck is your phone battery on 5%, charge your damn phone" which completely stuns him because why does he know that. He clears his throat before answering. "Jason, what?"
"Everyone can see each others phone batteries on '360, now charge your phone." Is all he gets before Jason hangs up on him.
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