#I COULD get a man but...nah...

[claudemblems]

Now this is just embarrassing 💀😭

#🌸 - kat rambles #so tru tho #I COULD get a man but...nah... #come on it's 2024 when can I make the fictional ones real

[turtleblogatlast]

Man “Battle Nexus: New York” was a great episode but I do have one major gripe with it.

Like. Raph being paired up with Ghostbear? Makes sense. Works great. Works amazing, even.

Mikey being paired up with Meatsweats? Yeah that checks out!!

Donnie getting…Hypno…? I mean. I guess Donnie doesn’t like magic so it kindaaa works but Kendra would have been a much better choice to me personally. Maybe Big Mama didn’t wanna include a human or something…

And Leo getting…uh…one of the Sando Brothers???? Of all villains? Nah let’s be real, his main villain is more Big Mama herself (or Leo could be considered his own worst enemy lmao-). Hell Hypno would have probably worked better here considering their shared love for magic tricks and stuff, but Carl Sando????

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #battle nexus: new york #nah this will always be baffling to me #like no joke big mama really is Leo’s main villain so it makes sense that she’s not paired with him #given that she’s running this all #but giving him ONE of the Sando brothers?? not even both??? #outrageous #hypno or even warren would have been better here tbh #at least there’s some basis there for both and either option would have been so fun #not that what we got WASNT fun it def was but the sando bro was the weak link because no one cares about him #and I would have killed for a Donnie Kendra forced team up 😭 #Donnie also could have worked with Stockboy ig or hell even Repo tbh? #but Kendra is the much more interesting and fitting choice here for him imo #honestly though this post was made because I do NOT understand the choice of CARL SANDO #both of them together are forgettable enough #separating them gets rid of the one thing they even had #I remember watching and being like who tf is that #he’s got some funny moments but man anyone would have been better 😭 #going back to Kendra and Donnie because I LOVE their dynamic #the result of their team up could have ended exactly the same as canon #only instead of Kendra not knowing chess it’s instead her and Donnie arguing about what the right move would be #and they never actually make a move because of it

[royalarchivist]

Tubbo: So, Scott. I heard you like to have sex with men. Let’s talk about that.

The infamous conversation from everyone’s Origins stream the other day. (Includes Phil’s POV, and the full conversation)

#Philza #Tubbo #Smajor #Bekyamon #OSMP #Origins #I'll be real: I was gonna caption this then I was like ''actually if anything on tumblr dot com gets me banned it'll be that'' #sorry gang #should be fine for transcriptions in the Reblogs though #Anyways #The audio is just a litttttle outta synch and it's Killing Me #but I did the best I could with what I had my editing program was NOT having it yesterday #it was like ''nahhhhh nah man you're out of your mind'' #quite homophobic of you Sony Vegas #Anyways the frickin perspectives from both sides kills me #also everyone's reactions to Tubbo's initial comment #Once Again Tumblr Destroys My Beautiful Image Upload Quality #Edited #Portfolio

[crustyfloor]

once again straight yappin so Ivan stayed at the 'cafeteria' just to blatantly stare at Till while he ate that plain white rice for 30 minutes not even bothering to be a little more normal and take up that very empty seat next to Till (that was probably there because he's the only person that sits next to till unironically) what other weird shit does this guy do

#i could go on and on #cause this guy is just #wow #and till probably didn't glare once #i know he noticed #unless if he was that out of it #cause to be stared at by ivan #you gotta be aware of it #AND HES JUST SITTING THERE LIKE DO SOMETHING MAN #alien stage #alien stage till #alien stage ivan #ivantill #this guy has been having a problem with staring so i guess its not that strange #but i just need a list of other things he does #thats it... #LAST TIME (nah) im talking about this scene #alnst till #alnst ivan #after seeing the patreon post i think i get it now #.....haah

[poekiidokidoki]

I've been reading this page about TKK, and bro- THE STORYBOARD ART FOR THE MOVIE IS SO JSDANJFAJKFN I want it. LOOK AT IT !!!!!

#has this been posted before? #the karate kid #tkk #storyboard #daniel larusso #johnny lawrence #mr. miyagi #john kreese #OG cobra boys #I'm dying at Daniel's expression #ALSO #nicolas cage could have been daniel larusso #and that fucks me up to think about we were this close to having him as our little Daniel #and everyone is clowning on Ralph saying he's so weak #it's a good read if you haven't seen it before! #the art is so good man I want it but I saw the price tag for the original and nah bro i'm okay #but I'd totally be down to get a copy if its out there

[felicitywilds]

also slowly turning around in my brain how rose said she was going to stay with the doctor forever, and then later donna says the same thing (to martha!! the doctor doesnt even hear or know!!! it would make him so happy but hurt him so much if he did!!!!!!), and then when she tells the doctor shes going home in sontaran stratagem he immediately assumes it means shes leaving him for good and accepts it but also launches into all the things he still wanted to show her.

and i know its played for a joke like haha silly martian thats not what i meant! but this is the same man who, when he needed to turn human, loved someone SO DEEP AND HARD that he didnt think he'd ever fall in love again. ever. even with his memory erased. so when you take that moment of "oh you're just popping home for a visit" and like ACTUALLY look at it you're like. this man gets so so so attached to people, and is so incredibly scarred by losing these people he loves that he has no choice but to let them go when they want to leave on good terms, because he knows how bad it could get for them if they stay, no matter how much he wants them to stay.

anyway donna's forever and rose's forever are just different flavors of the same "i need you as much as you need me, so im in it for the long haul, bad stuff included" and its chefs kiss

#doctor who #dw #nuwho #donna noble #rose tyler #tenth doctor #by me #dont skip nine #i just. i have so many thoughts about donna i cant even get them all down #ill probably need another post about this #but i just LOVE how much she takes those classic Rose Things and turns them on their heads #donna travels with the doctor bc she has nothing else just like rose did #but while rose traveled so he wouldnt be lonely and through that company he learned to be humane #donna travels with him to keep him humane and through that company he starts to heal from his grief of being lonely #if that makes sense #when rose was there he always did things for HER and it was so dangerous for both of them and scarred them more than it could have #and now with donna its like nah man do it for THEM. you cant live for your companions. you gotta live for you and the people you save #ok i think im done now

[moongothic]

Just a quick thought but.

Considdering the WG created the Shichibukai System with the idea of having them be "pirates who crush other pirates"...

Okay so we unfortunately don't know when Moria joined the Shichibukai, if that was pre-Kaidou Clash or post-Kaidou Clash, info which would be very useful here but 🤷‍♂️. However we do know that Crocodile joined the Shichibukai before his clash with Whitebeard-- which is interesting, because Crocodile proceeded to get his ass kicked, but still retained his position. Keep in mind, the only reason the Government didn't get rid of Moria the second he lost to Luffy (a menace but still a rookie) was because they knew they needed every man they had available for the incoming war with Whitebeard. Had it not been for that they would've replaced Moria immidiately, and hey, they then did proceed to do that right after the war was over. So the fact they not only kept Crocodile despite getting his ass kicked, but kept him around for like 20~ish years is a bit wild

And that just makes me wonder... Is it possible the World Government could've ordered some of their newly recruited Shichibukai back in the day to go and try to take down the Yonkou on the WG's behalf?

Again, if we knew more about Moria here this would actually be easier to speculate about but since we don't know about his timeline, there's no way to fully tell for sure (btw yes his Wiki page claims he became a Shichibukai after fighting Kaidou, but since that was "revealed" in a trivia book, I would take it with a massive grain of salt)

But if the Yonkou Dethroning Attempts were orders from the WG, it'd actually explain the general attitude amongst the Shichibukai to not actually follow orders from the Government, since there'd be two whole survivors to tell the tale why you don't follow the Government's orders. (Which would also reframe why the Government Really Wanted Kuma to follow every single order given to him) It'd also reframe Crocodile's anger at the Government a little (since I'm sure the WG didn't give a shit about what had actually happened to him), as well as Moria's fury when Kuma showed up at Thriller Bark and Moria learned that the WG was assuming he was going to lose to the Strawhats, requiring back-up

It would also explain why Crocodile got to keep his position despite his defeat, because while Crocodile might've failed, they could still see him as useful as he had survived a clash against The Most Powerful Man In The World (same for Moria if he did go fight Kaidou under the Government's orders)

And man... Like the Shichibukai were framed as "Government bootlicking losers who had abandoned their pirating spirit" when they were first introduced, but as time has gone we have seen that some people took the position for protection. Hancock for to protect her people, Jinbei for the Sun Pirates to get pardoned... And with Kuma, it's just blackmail. It really would be sad if Crocodile (and maybe Moria too) got essentially groomed into the position as young pirates, given all these promises of things they'd be allowed to do/given if they follow orders, only to realize the Government sees them as nothing more than tools

#Moon posting #OP Meta #Sir Crocodile #Gecko Moria #Also. Man. I really do wanna know who the first seven Warlords actually were if the WG only came up with them after Roger's death #'Cause Crocodile could very well be one of the ''first generation'' #Since we know he essentially held the record for keeping his position for the longest (22+ years) #(Aside from maybe Moria and Mihawk since. We don't know when they joined either) #(Like sure they were of the same Pirating Generation since they were also at Roger's execution etc) #(But we know Doflamingo didn't join the Shichibukai until like 10 years ago DESPITE being of that same generation too) #(So like. Moria and Mihawk could also be one of the OG 7. Or they might've been replacements too. Who knows) #(But hey if we do ever get a Crocodile flashback I am fucking sure we're gonna get to see the first gen of Shichibukai) #(If the WG *only* came up with them during the dawn of the Great Pirate Era) (If the Shichibukai had been around longer then nah)

[bottombaron]

"nbc Hannibal is a totally different show than WWDITS!" I hear as if Nandor isn't just the complete himbofication of one Hannibal "I laugh at my own jokes and have childish hissy fits when I don't get my way" Lecter

#wwdits #hannibal #nandor the relentless #hannibal lecter #looK #i know at first glance you say nah but i urge you - look again #hannibal post will goes 700 years without him and then you shoot him with the himbo-gun at full settings??? #thats just nandor #hannibal literally looks around the dinner table to see if anyone is going to laugh at his cannibal puns #hes a bitchy overdramatic bisexual limp-wristed mess who wears the most pretty ostentatious patterned clothing #whines when his favorite boy doesnt pay enough attention to him #loves it when said favorite boy gets mad and violent #he values his reputation as a serial killer the same way nandor values his reputation as a warlord - will get petty abt it #i cOuLD go on... #whoever remembers hannibal as some sort of classy charming badass was not watching the same show #that man was a needy mess who had the emotional intelligence of a toddler #he was just good at hiding it...you know...until he thought his favorite boy was cheating on him.... #whelp

[howdyboh]

I've nothing new so here's a drawing from the end of november I finally decided to post 🌷⛈️

#jjba #jjba part 6 #my art #weather report jjba #narciso anasui #stone ocean #jojo's bizarre adventure #inspired Aubrey Beardsley's style. Does it look similar? Nah #but I still like it #excuse the anatomy I've never seen a man in my life sorry. not like in JoJo it's better #could be weathersui but i wasn't thinking about it at the time #that said ‚ these two make for an incredibly funny couple #okee night night <3 #tried adding and ID but PLEASE feel free to correct it!!!! I can't describe stuff in my own language ‚ and im not getting better in English!

[berryclownboy]

still not over smeyer adding imprinting to twilight

the way it cheapens the narrative and serves no purpose other than for smeyer to tie Jacobs story in a neat and complete box

it absolutely negates and spits on the pain and character development Jacob was going through in eclipse and breaking dawn

#how can you create this complex character who struggles with his identity and who he is and then be like nah its fine now he imprinted #smeyer basically went all your porblems and struggles are solved bc youre now compulsively in love with your love interests baby #also the fact that jacob HATED imprinting and having his own choice taken away he didnt want to magically get over bella #we could have had a jacob novel about his journey healing and coming to terms with himself #learning to accept himself and moving on from bella becoming his own person #LET THIS MAN LIVE #smeyer did jacob so dirty and i never forget it #twilight #twilight saga #the twilight saga #twilight renaissance #jacob black

[leafie-draws]

constantly wondering where I'd be if people actually credited me when they post my art somewhere I'm on the owl house wiki ffs

#leafie speaks #personal #man.... I could be painting bgs for a cartoon or something but nah #and because someone posted my art on p*nterest without crediting me it gets reposted and resold constantly like??? HELLO?? #I wish it didn't bother me so much but I use my art to live so lol #*angry barking*

[citrine-elephant]

leon s kennedy would definitely be the kind of guy to physically overexert himself and take on as much of the labor he can because he feels bad if he doesn't. even if it's fair share, he's gotta jump in and help out.

dead tired, exhausted. who cares if he's being taken advantage of and used because the other party(s) know he'll do whatever he's asked. he feels bad. he feels like he isn't doing enough.

#resident evil #hi lol this is a vent #capitalism culture is making you feel like you're never doing enough #and you know it's bullshit but! #tfw toxic masculinity pressures too #and your boss thinks that you should take on all of the physical labor because you're a man who cares if you physically cannot #and retaliates by punishing you with more and more bcuz you went to hr and politely asked if they could convince her to chill tf out- #vent in the tags #but i mean this seems canon to leon bcuz he'll sacrifice himself for anyone #fuck that #brother! #gotta force yourself to stop and think 'fuck them if they get mad i've done enough' #imagining leon being so weak he's stumbling and shaking #but then goes 'let me help with that' before passing out #leon's bitch ass is a people pleaser and he's convinced he's not! #'nah bro i just wanna help people weewoo imma cop' #nah bro ur into being stepped on! #where am i going with this idk #using my suffering to push on leon #no i dont go that far i just. feel bad if im not constantly- #anyway when i finally spoke up i started sobbin while hiding under some boxes lol #didnt realize how packed that bottle was!

[monty-glasses-roxy]

Not-tober Day 1: Heterocromia

Scribbled some Tiger Rock and did some colour testing for him!

Picked the prompt 'Heterochromia' from the Cringetober list. I was gonna just keep doodling him with one or two coloured ones but the colours are a pain so this'll do lmao

Did you know in the book he's described as white? White, white, white, white, white, white and white? With a gold medallion and gold bauble studs on his clothes? There's no colour on this guy at all whadda hell

#fnaf tales from the pizzaplex #fnaf tiger rock #flys not-tober challenge #LISTEN #there's a general rule of thumb to never have the base colours be pure white #so they gotta be off-white so I made him a bit more pink so I could also get more fur patterns in #and it wasn't working out cause it was TOO pink so I just went ham on the filters and changed the line colour to blue #and he's still fuckin' pink #I'll try again with him eventually but nah man I'm done with him for now lmao #he's fine as is for now #anyway that's day one! hooray! #might draw some more of him in a sec to get his face shape down but in terms of fulfilling the prompt? #it's DONE boys #yippee!! first day complete!!! #I'm WINNING!!! #pop rox draws

[astrxealis]

dear gods i adore horror tbh but i am way too sensitive to it

#⋯ ꒰ა starry thoughts ໒꒱ *·˚ #idk how to describe 'sensitive' rn i'm dying in the head i should be asleep but Man!!!!! #i search up tons of horror stuff for funsies. movies uhh creepypastas stories real life events etc. fun! #BUT it freaks me out wayyy too much. bcs i really don't deal well w Those feelings of paranoia. #my imagination too good i was scared at night going to sleep bcs i'd imagine what to do if an intruder came in from the bedroom door #or bathroom door and think of how i'd escape Death......... #Did Not Help my area before was kinda yk. chillax. chillax meaning grassy tree-sy backyard overgrown trees #old-ish in a filipino chill neighborhood that isn't very fancy ?????? idk. #and the fact one time my dad almost died and someone standing close to him Did die so. haha. traumatized from that. #I WASN'T THERE..... but i rmbr my dad coming home and the news absolutely terrified me. anyway! #wow... rambling on tumblr at 3 and a half am... Nostalgic. #anyway yeah i love love love horror stuff but i am !!! so bad w them !!! like jesus christ i adore resident evil and bloodborne #is my whole bloodline. or something. but i can't even watch my twin kill 1 zombie in a re game Demo (she can't do it either) #and i can only make it to killing the first monster in bloodborne and explore a tiny bit where there are still no enemies. god. #AAAGGGGHHHhhhh ... and the first point of horror in omori then i stop playing for months...... even tho i rlly wna play more :(( #2024 ........ cmon... i will try to overcome my fears more. #i've improved somewhat at least! ...from when i was younger. like. man. i could never stay in night-time in games ever. #ffxv? nah i always have to travel at morning. only when i got strong enough that daemons were nothing to me did i stop #getting scared. ouuughhh... and i always try to be stealthy in games........... for many reasons ofc but 1. Scared #okay i shut up now. apollo rambles of tonight: done and over!

[anaquariusfox]

No shade towards this user! But I would actually love to address this statement or thought process.

(And its actually £37 for you!)

But nonetheless, there are many things to consider when you’re criticizing an artist for the price of their works and here are a few!

How much time goes into the process of a piece(s)!

For example, I made not only one zine, but two in the span of 7 months. While working a 40+ hour a week active job. So all my free time was consumed with this zine. You may think $43 is a lot for a zine, but I am just one person make a whole NSFW zine. I wasn’t one of 20+ artists and fic writers putting one piece into a whole zine. And I won’t undervalue myself and my time! Also, most of my commissions, for one custom piece, cost more than not only my nsfw zine, but both my zines combined.

How much time goes into the technically side of the piece(s) (I.e. creating the actual zine with printing companies and sizing and resizing, and shipping and handling artists usually handle themselves)

For myself, it was hours and hours of file converting and resizing and in the end it still didn’t look good in zine previews, that’s why I decided to go digital.

The exclusivity of the artwork(s)

You’ll find a lot of things of this nature are either limited time products or exclusive to the product itself! For example, all my pieces in my NSFW zine, are for the zine supporters only, as well as my SFW being half favorite pieces and half new, zine exclusive pieces!

The content of said artwork(s)

My zine for example, is a “taboo” type of artwork, it’s basically a book full of porn. Not a lot of artist draw porn and even less nsfw artist, share it on social media! But here I am, sharing a whole exclusive zine of porn for two lovable characters! Oh, and as trans characters haha. They’re t4t in my zine because I draw the representation I want through my favorite characters!

* And in the end really! *

You’ve got to understand, as artists, we are putting out so much free content on social media. Whether it’s every day, every other day, once a week or once a month. You, as a consumer of our work, get free content (both old and new), all for free! Is that not wild?! For example, people pay $10 a month to see all the porn I’ve ever drawn on Patreon on then get to see the latest porn and sfw stuff I post! Ive been told by so many friends that I should charge more even! But that’s not the point of this post.

Artists could never share again, or put their craft and skills behind a massive paywall, but we love sharing and putting art into the world, cause fuck, a world without art would kill me. I literally love scrolling through my social media and seeing all my mutuals and artists I follow share their work and interests through art. I love seeing their minds work and what they felt so proud of to share it with the world.

And on top of that, if you think something is a bit too high in price, just remember all the free content the artist puts out, remember what art piece you love the most from them and why you followed them in the first place maybe! And by purchasing an item(s) from them, is a way of showing them support for all the joy their art has brought you 🫶😊 and just supporting artists in general vs large corporations who usually underpay their artists or just straight up steal art.

**In the end, I won’t undervalue my time and skill for a quick sale cause I’ve had people happily support me at the prices they are and I’m so grateful te for them.**

*** No artist should undervalue their work! We have a skill and took time to create this skill and study our skill to become better and better 🫶***

I do hope that anyone with the same mind set as this user, might have a new POV on the artists side/ BTS side of an artist and content creator when judging their prices.

#artists #art #text #I was just having this conversation with my mutual! who #when I was going to support the whole set of plushies and keychains #but couldn’t it was like $200 usd #so I asked if I could do the 2 plushies and 2 keychains instead #and he said he wished he could lower the prices but just couldn’t #and I said nah man don’t worry about it! making these cute fucking plushies and charms isn’t cheap! #and I’m happy to support you and get cute lil items in return! #and told him this conversation above and he felt so much better after that #I’m like dude??? you’re putting out so much free content on top of super cute merch like a mf machine! #you price it what it’s worth! don’t undervalue yourself! #and there are even artists out there I just love but couldn’t support their items and merch cause it was just too much! I understand that #but I’d never go to their profile and say wow? $70 for a plushie? :/ / #cause I understand the work and time that goes into making it and producing a product!

[jalluzas-ferney]

Fellas is it woke to interact and talk with npcs

#spider man #Spider-Man #spider man 2 #spiderman #spider man video game #spider man game #spider-man game #spider man ps4 #spiderman game #spiderman 2 game #woke #I dont play the game but my friend does and he’s been talking to me ab all the annoying dude bros that are freaking out cuz it’s woke #apparently #they even said it’s inclusive expect for straight white men 💀 #is…Spider-Man not a straight white man? #like he could be bi lmao but he’s never portrayed as such so 💀 #isnt half of the cast white too like #omg these people are absurd #they’ll call people snowflakes for getting kinda uncomfortable at some unfunny joke #but nah Spider-Man having humans in his game is too much for them #it automatically ruins the whole experience for them 🥺 #a pride flag in the backround? #oh no an agenda 🥺😢😰😰they’re getting too political 😱😱 #don’t fuck with me bro 😭