#I AM NOT JOKING /HJ

[machines-art-shenanigans]

Drew a bunch of Narrators I love!!!! Like I love them so much fr

Narrys featured: @shinakazami1 (Jester) (my husband loml beloved omg) @sketchy--d00dles (Henry) @muffy-mayhem @emile-tb (Baxter) @blackkatdraws/@blackkittensketches/@blackkatdraws2 (Black) @vellichorom (Thierry) @cym-k (Proctor) @a-game-of-beginnings/ @McT421 on twt

#the stanley parable #the narrator #tsp narrator #tspud #tsp #stanley parable ultra deluxe #tsp fanart #narrator tsp #the stanley parable fanart #fanart #art #artist on tumblr #I'm so happy with how this turned out omg #Machi's art #I LOVE THEM ALL SO MUCH YOU GUYS DON'T UNDERSTAND #YOU PROBABLY KNOW ALL OF THEM BUT CHECK OUT THEIR CREATORS IF YOU HAVEN'T #VERY TALENTED AND NICE PEOPLE #YES IT'S MY SONA WITH JESTER BECAUSE WE ARE LITERALLY MARRIED #I AM NOT JOKING /HJ

[silverskye13]

"Someday it will be just you and Tango. A month from now. Or a year. Or whatever our lifetimes amount to. When that day comes, I hope you'll look at each other, and somewhere, me and Helsknight will glimpse each other again. I hope whatever the end looks like, it isn't lonely."

distant sounds of sobbing what is wrong with you /lhj

As before so again, if I must feel emotions over these little guys, so does everyone else <3

#answering asks #anonymous #i dont know what /lhj means as a tone tag apologies #i know /hj normally means half joking #i know /lh means lighthearted(?) #so i am reading that as a non-serious tone tag #process of elimination

[silverware-is-interesting]

Remember that time I mentioned that I needed to draw something other than Sgt Splosion?? (plus Guardener, my sona, and my ocs)

varying quality doodles of mostly sgt splosion

#silverware's art #uty guardener #ts underswap #ts!underswap #ts underswap sgt splosion #he doesn't even have a tag (that i can find) #is this spoilers?? #idk why i see him as such a high school mean girl. he just gives those vibes. mixed with “can't let things go” #i am sincerely sorry about the mr. bombastic one. i thought of i and couldn't stop thinking about it. #idk why i like him. i thought i'd like Koffin-K the most. BUT THIS SON OF A BITCH CAME ON SCREEN WITH HIS STUPID ASS INTRO AND IT WAS OVER. #hopefully i don't become the 'sgt Splosion person' like i did with Guardener- #istg if he's as unimportant as Guardener i'mma go in-funckin'-sane(/hj) #i kinda don't remember making like. half of these- #cw kys joke #cw swearing #sometimes i forget that others can get uncomfy with swearing/kys jokes. sorry 'bout that- #'s just somethin' i do #why do i start using so many contractions sometimes? has the cowboy really messed with my brain this much?? #i have a couple headcannons about this guy. #but there are WAY too many tags on this post- #so i MIGHT share some of 'em at some point

[sariels-world-ella]

I never get the crowd that is all like "Aro and/or ace people can't enjoy ships" because what's not fun about giving two fictional characters the type of nice, loving, healthy, supporting relationship that you wish your parents had?

#I am pretty /hj (half-joking) with this but I still stand with this point I just decided to deliver it in a funny and comedic manner #aromantic #asexual #aroace #shipping

[lavleyart]

damn I hit a new follower milestone - this is your annual thank you post. Thank you a ton for following me! I always thought Tumblr was "so dead" bc it is always called dead by others but it seems our niches are very much alive.

Thank you for supporting my silly little art journey and my silly art about a silly purple man 💜 (and my occasional visits at other fandoms XD)

I promise I will improve more at art so I can keep providing food for you all🥹

#me talking to my followers like you all are my children and i am your mother #yknow what #imma be the mother you've never had #don't call me mommy tho you get your kid rights revoked when you do that lol /hj #jokes aside - im happy yall love my shenanigans <3 #thank you

[baconcolacan]

Hi chat, so I took a lot of overtime days, now,,,,,dont get mad chat but I’m,,,,,si-

#neil talky #HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I SAID THAT #I HAVE THE CONSTITUTION OF A POLIO INFESTED ORPHANED VICTORIAN CHILD?? #I am not joking fjskdjfj I’m super illness prone 😭 #Someone sneezed at me once and I got hospitalized /hj

[quintenrosenburgwrites]

I think that we, as a society, NEED to acknowledge the "Depressed Anxious Mom Friend -> 3 Year Long Continuous Mental Breakdown -> Soggy Cat Old Man For a Brain" pipeline

#shitpost #/hj #pipeline #joke #mom friend #anxiety #i am at heart simon petrikov

[ur-local-neighborhood-scene-kid]

JUST FOUND OUT SR. PELO WANTS TO KILL KEVIN IN THE NEXT SPOOKY MONTH

CRYING SCREAMING CRYING SCREAMING ROLLING ON THE FLOOR IN AGONY DYING DYING YELLING MY HEART OUT :(

#AAAAAAAAHHHRRGGG RAHRAHRAHRAH #>:(((((((((!!!!!!!!!!!!! #Kevin my beloved :( #spooky month #kevin spooky month #:((( #very sad :( #crying :( #how am I supposed to watch without my special interest gay person??? :( #this entire post is /hj #HALF joke #cuz I’m still gonna watch of course but I will be sad!!

[tommyssupercoolblog]

to the like three (i think) people who KEEP LIKING my posts ABOUT reblogging other people's posts/art and not just liking, WITHOUT REBLOGGING them:

^ this is going in your arm

(posted as a preemptive measure before my newest reblog post is subjected to the horrors)

#i made a textpost #i'm only half joking here it's really frustrating honestly because it feels intentional..... :( it hurts my feelings like bro STOP i SEE YO #>:/ #fangs cw #fangs tw #vent #vent cw #vent tw #tw vent #cw vent #hj vent #lh vent #but only a little lh #like i don't hate you but i am exasperated #i don't want you to leave my blog or anything but i do want you to REBLOGGGG

[mazojo]

bsd panels I appreciate a lot

#its....mostly dazai being daze but y'all know what I mean #guys I miss when bsd wasn't a vamp*re story can we go back to silly lil mafia guys #i am hj but if you agree with me then I am not joking at all ahaha please come back dazai #bsd spoilers #bsd #bungou stray dogs #manga

[heartonxions]

need to get some type of locket and put gajevy in it and every time i open it i can stare at them like a lost lover because it sure feels like that right now . slow romantic songs playing AND gajevy thoughts? oh i am done for. now that im stuck at a computer during school and having little time for art … writing gajevy has become and outlet and my goodness do i hope i can get some kind of writing habit out of this because its so IAUAYAYAYSYSYWYWHAAAAAA GAAAJEEEEBVVYYY . they’re so perfect to me i love them so badly it hurts sometimes… maybe its wonderful that hopeless romantic aroace me could sort of fixate on the way two fictional characters love and maybe its probably oh so awful

#these are the feelings i thibj #and also i’m almost starting my cycle and this always happens before so . #LMAO #if you say you like gajeby more than me i ASSURE you that you don’t #should i slash hj that #am i joking #i don’t know #but know that// at least #well maybe you can like mashitfuck gajeby #bc then yeah you would like that stuff better than me you can take that place i don’t want #anything to do with that #anyways #onx rambles

[haunted-catboy]

“oh I HC [white guy du jour] as italian-american” okay why is he so well-adjusted in your fic, then? Why is he mentally Normal? Is it because you want him to cook?

#This is a hj (half-joke) (handjob) #I am half-jesting. #“hi my name is blorbo I make-a da pasta & have no need-a for therapy” #I am AWARE there are normal Italians but please understand where I’m coming from here. Extremely gendered divisions of labor.

[horsegirlalexkralie]

they look so . um . no i wont say that on tumblr dot com

#marble hornets #g.txt #i need to kidnap these fuckingntwinks so bad #(brian voice) #(tim voice) #theres a better version of this joke somewhere but itd need a minors dni and there goes half the fanbase #/hj . or am i

[capricioussun]

Forgor the addition lol anyways of course part of what brought that thought up was thinking abt that uf au where monsters surface much earlier and Gaster raises Sans and Papyrus on the surface. He'd regularly use Papyrus as a personal heater. Papyrus will just be minding his own business and then Gaster is like Have I told you how much I love you recently son? And then hug him for fifteen minutes to warm up. Papyrus is used to this. In the winter he has to sit in the middle for movie nights so Sans and Gaster can use him as their kotatsu

#silly silly skeletons #papyrus doesn't mind he just doesn't understand why gaster doesn't just wear thermal under layers #he was developmentally delayed learning how to walk bc Gaster carried him all the time bc he was so warm even as a baby /hj #I say half joking bc who am I kidding that child was trying to get up and walk around well before his body could physically handle it #uf papyrus was definitely a wanderer #anyway. bye #uf edge #uf gaster #underfell #underfell papyrus #underfell gaster #gaster #wd gaster #sun spots

[luvring]

flop post moodboard

#💬nia.rambles #/hj /lh? like upset but not super duper #cope w ur losses w junior chicken my life a movie fr pic #stares at u and pouts. is it me. am i the problem. tell me how i can heal our relationship #reaches for ur hand. lets fix the tumblr like reblog ratio together. #jokes aside it does actually suck to witness there are so many blank blogs like what can a girl do atp. delete tumblr blog luvring?! girl #btw if u delete ur blog do ur side blogs also get deleted #. i could probs just look that up #thank u 4 interacting btw. i appreciate u. i give u little hug. u mean the world 2 me #i get why ppl only like. but. yknow. gets to u sometimes at 3am... GRAHHH!!!!!! #this is why i just turn off my notifs LOLOL #whatevah. ill move on. GOODNIGHT TUMBLR! ^__<

[prettyboybun]

Excited to go to a local pride event soon :3 Who knows, maybe there will be some cool pretty t4ts who wanna play board games and get me on my knees with my tongue out for them <3

#partner I know it's not likely given our area but I am MANIFESTING ✨ /j #☀️mine #anyways what if I wear my bunny ears to pride 👀 /hj #(I'm only half joking cause... I have to think abt it but I seriously Might)