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the most disorienting thing thats ever happened to me was when a linguistics major stopped in the middle of our conversation, looked me in the eye, and said, "you have a very interesting vernacular. were you on tumblr in 2014?" and i had to just stand there and process that one for a good ten seconds

#NOOOO I ALSO LOVED DAVE AS A TEEN NOOOOOOOO #I still kin him #once I kin Some Guy it never really goes away

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#maybe there’s some hope for me too

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Imagine if you’re going to an Insane Clown Posse show expecting them to do their usual horrorcore rap rock and instead they come out to circus music in a tiny clown car and start throwing pies at each other and doing funny flipsy-flops and goofs and all of the juggalos are having an earnestly great time for the whole family and then they ask you on stage and you get tricked and squirted with water but in a funny, good-natured way which you handle well and then you get to take a bow and the whole audience applauds and you are laughing so hard it is the best night of your life

#I think they would do this as an april fools joke

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My porch has been deemed a premium slug exploration zone

#if u look rlly closely u can see me in there #slugs

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went to scared.com and they said youre a regular. they said youve got prey animal rank.

#naaahh I’m at least like #maybe a small predator #like I eat other little guys but I also might get eated #I have the confidence of a previously traumatized dog who is recovering

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The fact that Heavy freaked out THAT much about Medic's death and then was so chill about him coming back, like--

Tell me there shouldn't have been a rib-crushing hug here or something???!

C'mon, Heavy, give Doctor a bear hug that makes his eyes pop out. it's only natural.

Also, speaking of art inconsistencies again, the comic artists could not figure out Heavy's height for the life of them.

#its bc if heavy hugged him he would have hugged him so hard that he would have died again #thanks for coming to my ted talk #tf2 #tf2 heavy #tf2 medic

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this is a transgender zone you either support trans rights or you die dude

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sniper cemented himself as my fav merc sorry the "i was the odd one out in childhood" got to me

#GOD ME TOO #I never wanted to play with the other kids #I just wanted to dig holes and watch bugs #I would go non verbal when they approached me #ahh memories #tf2 #tf2 sniper #I really should read the comics

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someone asked how i draw sniper so i made a little diagram!!

he is very stylized i lvoe character design in tf2.

#he is like a scraggly critter #/pos #tf2 #sniper tf2 #ALSO SNIPER SMILING GRAAAAAGHHHH

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man i need a better packing harness im always going to the bathroom and my penis is fucking horizonal and sideways like hope no one saw my awkward and freakish bulge just then

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My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me “don’t worry, it’s getting better” in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian man.

“Why are you American?” I asked, to which I got:

“Sorry, it’s getting better” in a stereotypical posh English accent.

“Why are you English?” I asked, amused.

“What is he normally?” He managed to ask.

“He? You’re not anyone else, you’re you.”

“Ugh, me” was the last thing he said, in a right proper Aussie accent before he fell back into proper sleep.

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no way. women.

#SNIPER?????? SNIPER IS SO GENDER #tf2 #crunching on ur art like those bumpy ice cubes :3

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The zoo in my hometown posted this picture of one of their cheetah cubs and I'm obsessed

HIS NAME IS YAM ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDINF ME