horsegirlalexkralie

[horsegirlalexkralie]

As someone who fucks with "Mary Jane" for my chronic pain, autism, and ocd, I am the type that gets really horny, then mellow, and then starts passing out. Idk why but I think Jay would be the type to nod off a bit on top of the other effects.

yess eepy eeper .. im also an extremely sleepy guy when i smoke tbh lol i think he'd just kinda chill quietly w his eyes almost closed like a lizard and everyone would be like oh jays just rlly high and then he'd fall asleep sitting up

#g.txt #thats why hes a sativa/hybrids guy .. he'll get too eepy ... patting his head

[horsegirlalexkralie]

speaking of weed, just reread one of your fics (call it blackstar, call it painstar) and can i just say: holy shit i love your writing please write polyhornets high more often

<333 tyty i rlly should ...

#g.txt #they r all smoking and kissing each other in my brain ..

[horsegirlalexkralie]

In the (belated) spirit of Weed Day, what would the boys be like when they're high?

horny lol

no tbh i think jay and tim are introspective types .. lots of "oh im gonna smoke and listen to an album" they like to do big thinking ... alex is a moviewatcher and a yapper to me. he has his stoner flicks that he thinks are good and the ones he likes but thinks are bad and he will talk the whole time abt why. in the right context i think it makes him horny .......... same w brian and i think hes also a yapper. mostly a social funnys guy. he gets funnier and he laughs more

#g.txt #420stuff #i need to smoke a bowl w them ....

[horsegirlalexkralie]

i might be going through your alex slut night tag and caught a mention of a st4t jaylex manifesto? hand it over now or ill crawl under your floorboards if i have to /hj

nooooo its not finished .. just imagine her ass in skinny jeans walking away from u disdainfully a lot and ur there

#g.txt #they keep missing each other at parties and jay has more drugs than she does and they have sex where they bully each other #it got shelved bc life but i do want to finish it. idk where the scattered pieces are at the moment tho tbh

[horsegirlalexkralie]

420 brilex weed smoking girlfriend ask return

i simply think projecting the "being high makes me horny" onto alex would be entertaining

ehehe thinking abt alex whos six months into prog + e and cant get hard anymore but is soo needy the minute she hits her pink bedazzled hello kitty bubbler w novelty gir downstem .. clinging on brians arm in the dispo like haha what are the effects on this strain..? ohh interesting lol... ripping her bong until shes teary and dizzy and pawing at brian .. cant get it up enough to fuck him but shes too silly to stop trying ..... whining and drooling when he pins her and tells her to cut the shit she knows whos in charge ....

#g.txt #nsft #alex slut night #holding her in my arms. tiny scene kitten girl #should i tag the weed asks? #420stuff

[horsegirlalexkralie]

fuck composition .anyways ammirite

my art and my brotherfriend's fic insp'd by @horsegirlalexkralie and that one anon

#AAAAGDGSHDGDH I LOVE THEM

[horsegirlalexkralie]

alex is such a little baby lungs guy to me but also i think hes the one surrounded by stoners who never actually learned how any of it works and just lets his boyfriends get him high and if he was ever left to his own devices he would have no idea what hes doing (and also why his depiction of weed in marble hornets was so stupidly inaccurate and silly)

no so real .. hes like idk how to do this somebody light it. and then just keeps doing that

#g.txt #i do love that in canon he seems like hes been around weed once in his entire life

[horsegirlalexkralie]

give stoner headcannons for the cast in honor of the holiday?

🚬😶‍🌫️

alex is a bong guy .. probably ices it nd shit bc his baby lungs need smooth hits ... i imagine he'd have like one or two pieces of good glassware hes rlly attached to + a drug rug or some kind of dumb weed shirt he got in high school when he thought smoking weed was like the coolest thing ever

i like to think tim is rlly good at rolling but only bc hes the only one who smokes spliffs so he has to roll his own. hes a joints/blunts guy its familiar. he didnt rlly smoke before college but he has his med card now and hes been exploring edibles and wax a bit. sativa guy

brian does dabs. he has a stupid giant torch and some kind of big complicated rig and likes to get ppl to try it. he was the guy who built the gbong or carved the apple pipe in high school im also inclined to say he has a bunch of those goofy downstems they sell in headshops i just think he'd think its funny

jay is their resident experimenter i think. he always has a new cart or some weird bit or bob he picked up and thought might be neat. hes autistic abt weed his favorite strains r strawberry cough and pineapple express and he will force u to sit down and watch reefer madness (1936) with him immediately after offering u the rest of his bowl of 87% thc dispensary cheetah piss and will pretend not to notice u greening out

#g.txt #hello i am home from work i am high im trying to take at least one more hit but i cant stop eating cheezits #420stuff

[horsegirlalexkralie]

happy 420 they r making me work but send weed asks maybe? i will high answer?

#g.txt #trying to get back into the swing of posting ive been so busy T_T

[horsegirlalexkralie]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a stressed adult male protagonist splashing water on his face in the bathroom

[horsegirlalexkralie]

whenever someone in a story tells a character they're training to fight to treat their weapon like an extension of themselves i always feel like more weight should be put on that statement. on the implication that in learning to wield a weapon you must become it. you must make it a part of you. you must walk down a path from which you will never be able to come back from.

[horsegirlalexkralie]

tshirt that says MY COCK IS HUGE AND MY GRIP ON REALITY IS TENUOUS AND MY COCK IS AVERAGE

#jay

[horsegirlalexkralie]

dude your pussy just skittered away. like a insect

#jam

[horsegirlalexkralie]

getting escorted out of a gun show for rating them based on mouth feel

#alex

[horsegirlalexkralie]

Me and bae after making a student film

#losing my mind over these actually ... #glasses ......

[horsegirlalexkralie]

jaylex throwback

[horsegirlalexkralie]

what the fuck is wrong with you i want you so bad

#timlex