#HE LITERALLY KISSED YOU???

[floralcavern]

THE FACT THAT WHEN ACHILLES LEARNED HIS MOM CAN’T SEE HIM ON THE MOUNTAIN, HIS FIRST INSTINCT IS TO SLEEP WITH HIS BEST FRIEND.

#The Song of Achilles #TSOA #Achilles #Patroclus #patrochilles #”MOTHER CANNOT SEE US HERE” #“AYO PATROCLUS MY MOM ISNT HOME” #Thetis #AND THEN HE WAS SHOCKED THAT PATROCLUS WAS ACTUALLY WILLING TO DO IT??? #“I did not think we would ever—“ #WDYM YOU NEVER THOUGHT YOUD SLEEP WITH HIM??? #HE LITERALLY KISSED YOU??? #YOU WERE THE ONE WHO RAN AWAY YOU DUMB BOTTOM #Plato is rolling in his grave

[captain-flint]

Ed leaning in for a kiss

#our flag means death #ofmd #ofmdedit #ofmd s2 spoilers #blackbonnet #blackbonnetedit #gentlebeard #gentlebeardedit #stede bonnet #edward teach #blackbeard #taika waititi #rhys darby #yes he wanted to kiss stede during the snake scene you can't convince me otherwise #he is literally looking at stede's lips and yearning #anyway making this unlocked some new levels of insanity in me #i've never seen a man look so deeply in love im gonna bite him through the screen STOP THAT #my stuff

[nibbelraz]

This is my favorite type of Moshang

#svsss #shang Qinghua #mobei jun #Mobei-Jun #moshang #scum villains self saving system #scum villain self saving system #the scum villain's self saving system #scum villian self saving system #sqh #mbj #i love when mobei jun is so sure that he's snagged the perfect husband only for him to realize said husband had NO idea they were married #that shang Qinghua has been dying everyday to kiss him when he literally could do it any time he wanted #literally its SO GOOD I ITS MY FAVORITE #sorry for my handwriting #and any typos if you see then 😭 #my art #nibbelraz #also ya i forgot his demon mark and edited it in 2 minutes after posting but thats ok

[eugeniedanglars]

the way i see it, colin has three options for handling the repercussions of kissing michael on the pitch in front of everyone:

gatekeep: by some miracle no one caught the kiss on camera so colin's sexuality is kept between him and any fans who happened to be on the pitch near him. the safest option.

girlboss: keeley gets the pr challenge of a lifetime handling the story of the first active premier league player to come out as gay. rebecca is tall and powerful and intimidating in the press room making it clear that richmond stands behind colin one thousand percent. the most realistic option.

gaslight: straight-up blatantly lying. not because he's ashamed or because he thinks he can actually convince anyone that the kiss didn't happen, but just because he refuses to let it be a big deal. acts like he has no idea what anyone is talking about if asked anything related to his sexuality. he doesn't claim to be straight, mind you, he just pretends to be extremely confused about why they're asking because he never kissed anyone in the middle of a football pitch at the end of an internationally-televised game? when presented with photo and video proof of the kiss he says that was some other richmond player named hughes who wears a number 12 jersey. you don't know him, he goes to another school. the funniest option.

#colin literally standing in front of michaels house unloading a moving truck: i have no idea who that man who kissed that richmond player is #weird that he looks exactly like the guy standing in the doorway behind me! oh well life is full of mysteries #the tabloid reporter who ambushed colin goes home that night and contemplates a change of career #ted lasso #ted lasso spoilers #the more i think about it the less bothered i am by them not addressing the repercussions in the episode #because i love open endings and hate flash-forward endings that give you all the answers (part of why i hated the montage) #and i'm having so much fun imagining all the ways the aftermath of The Kiss could have played out #over 1k

[whoisspence]

this little cute soft smile he does will be the death of me

#like if you want me to kiss you just say so #literally who does he think he is #so fucking cute ugh #UGH #spencer reid #criminal minds #whoisspence

[wormswurld]

ollie after being kissed by felix in a room surrounded by people who want him: 🤗🤭🌟💖🪄✨

#like you can tell he’s so shocked #literally making the same expressions he made when felix kissed him in the helmet the first time they met #my cutie boy #love his smile lines #his dimples �� #oliver quick #barry keoghan #saltburn #saltburn posting #felix catton #jacob elordi #cattonquick #felix x oliver #lgbtqia #saltburn 2023

[fbfh]

As with all nsfw works, all characters are aged up to 18+ Dave Lizewski is the kind of person who needs to grind against something while he goes down on you. he absolutely has to. he's so chronically horny all the time, now you're letting him eat you out??? god if he doesn't grind against something or jack himself off with one hand he'll get so turned on from being so close to your cunt, actually getting to touch your pussy like this that it hurts. you make him so horny it literally hurts. his cock is so hard it aches and his balls feel like they're going to burst and it's all for you. because of you. he whines a lot, panting into your cunt, addicted to the way you taste. you're so tight you even squeeze around his tongue. he can feel the way your walls give way as he flicks his tongue in and out, making out with your pussy. it's something he's only ever dreamed about, something he never knew if he was going to experience, but now your hands are pulling his hair and your thighs squeeze on either side of his face and it feels so good. you feel so good he could die. he would literally live between your legs if he could. he might not be able to literally, but by god he'll try. he wants to taste you as often as he can, and he begs so pretty for you. it's almost impossible to say no to how sincere and desperate he is for you, to turn down his little whimpers and puppy dog eyes with pretty tears prickling at the corners. when he's on his knees in front of you, hugging your thighs and kissing your stomach and begging you so sweetly to let him taste you it's impossible to say no to him like that. idk if there's a name for it but there's a 100% chance that he'll be so eager for you, so eager to please you that when you say yes you don't even have time to sit down. he goes just lowers himself a little more and throws one of your legs over his shoulder and eats you out while you're standing up I think that's called eiffel towering but I could be wrong?? Dave really really just cannot get enough of you. he looks at you with those sweet sparkly eyes and wistful lusting looks and he knows he's yours. he's only ever going to be yours.

#drabbles #dave lizewski #dave lizewski x reader #dave lizewski smut #dave lizewski drabbles #kick ass smut #kick ass x reader #kick ass drabbles #kick ass #like I really cannot stress how good you make him feel #it's overwhelming. all consuming. #he will take literally whatever you give him #you have him wrapped firmly around your finger #FULLY WHIPPED FOR YOU #after one kiss. one. #it's that easy

[seance]

If you were truly as evil as you like to paint yourself, you would've done that. Nah. That's the trouble with you lot. You don't just see things in black and white. Sometimes, you've just gotta blur the edges.

#goodomensedit #goedit #good omens #good omens spoilers #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #edits #tusermyra #jameszmaguire #the parallels were sick and twisted #sick and twisted i tell you #the unadulterated joy on aziraphale's face throughout the whole season every time he saw crowley #contrasting SO MUCH with the post-kiss confusion/pain #i literally wanna kword myself cause david and michael really gave us everything in terms of performance #it was a crescendo with the perfect peak #heaven once again confirmed most toxic work place in the universe #rs: hereditary enemies

[columboscreens]

#columbo #season 2 #a stitch in crime #columbo you're remarkable. you're a genius. you're gorgeous. you're a demon. you're a doll. i want to kiss you on your curly little head #youve got it all. except proof!!!! :P lolol #stop being mean to him. he's already dead #this might be columbo's lowest moment in the entire show aside from when he's literally pranked in ''columbo cries wolf'' #he has absolutely nothing. he's completely owned #which is why i have this part memorized. lol

[omgjolras]

it's so fucking funny to me how victor hugo REALLY wants to make it clear that enjolras is a fucking virgin loser he says it multiple times he stresses it so much like this goddamn twenty-six years old gorgeous man hasn't even had a first kiss because he's too busy overthrowing the government

#les mis #les miserables #enjolras #victor hugo #he literally says his first kiss is like to mabeauf's forehead #so sweet #also love the symbolism ofc when you remove it though it's just hugo subtly roasting him

[dienamights]

If you think anything will sour my mood after seeing me and my MAN, you’re deadass WRONG!!!!

Thank you miggi @miggiisdumb you made me so ridiculously incredibly happy ilysm muah

#im obsessed #literally have been having one of the worst weeks of the year and #all i do to feel better is look at it #HOW CAN I NOT!!!???? #LOOK AT US #HES SO !!!! >:C #but so !!!! >\\\\\\> #YOUKNOW???? #IM SO SICKINGLY IN LOVE #AND WERE SOCUTE #I WANNA EAT HIM UP #eat US UP #grinding my teeth so loudly #wailing sobbing #thank you sm miggi bby ilysm i kiss u delicately

[justaz]

merlin who grew up in a small village and only having one (1) friend growing up (will) and them two being thick as thieves and not making friends with anyone else so they have like no boundaries and they eventually begin to court without really knowing what they’re doing but just knowing that they’re super close and care for each other deeply but not being able to put a name to what they are. which in turn leads to merlin growing up thinking that like spending 24/7 together, holding hands everywhere you go, staring into each others eyes and at each others lips, cuddling at night even when it’s boiling hot, and kissing is normal in platonic friendships which leads to a LOT of misunderstandings and miscommunication when he gets to camelot.

#merlin x will #what’s their ship name #whatever #merlin completely missing gwen’s flirting in the early seasons #thinking him and lancelot are just really good friends despite the fact that they’ve kissed multiple times #thinking him and gwaine are BEST friends after spending the night in his room #(gwaine never correcting that bc he’s used to the whole one night stand move on kinda thing. he’s a fling queen.) #never questioning what the fuck is going on with him and arthur #merlin: i love all my very good friends :] #literally all of camelot: i’m in love with you #merlin emrys #bbc merlin #mergwen #merthur #mercelot #mergwaine #multishipper #merlin’s harem #oblivious merlin 🔛🔝 #arthur pendragon #sir gwaine #sir lancelot #guinevere #this is just adding on to my previous bbc merlin post LMAO #i just decided to post it separate

[ineffableteeth]

They probably almost kissed after this

They probably almost kissed after this

They probably almost kissed after this

#I am unwell #this is entirely a headcanon but it would make so much sense #I mean they were in a dark bookshop sitting in front of candlelight #literally the most romantic setting ever #then suddenly years later Aziraphale goes ’You go to fast for me Crowley’ #what if they got interrupted and Aziraphale realized what he was doing and it terrified him? #WHAT IF THEY ACTUALLY DID KISS #lord help me #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #aziracrow #crowphale #ineffable husbands #gay omens #aziraphale x crowley #good omens crowley #good omens aziracrow #aziracrow good omens #crowphale good omens #good omens crowphale #crowley good omens #aziraphale and crowley #aziraphale good omens #good omens aziraphale

[beanghostprincess]

this is my roman empire.

#they're so happy to reunite #when you don't see your boyfriend for a week so you desperately need to cling onto him like a koala #a WEEK #clingy zolu is literally canon #if they're not touching each other all the time i think they die #also luffy what the fuck you're choking your boyfriend let him breathe so he can kiss you #this is zoro's most genuine happiest cheesiest smile in the whole world #thinking about them every day of my life #zolu #roronoa zoro #monkey d. luffy #zoro x luffy #wano #one piece

[atomicwrongs]

Summertime Sasha

#rook art #psychonauts #sasha nein #let him wear his sandals.... pease... #literally he spills coffee on his threadbare x-files tshirt while fixing the tumbler at 3am and says [monotone german accent] oopsy doodle #and milla is like if i cannot kiss this man i will go insane. thank you for listening

[karkatbug]

@davekatweek Day 7: Beginnings

oh my god they were roommates

#the joke here is that they move in together as “Just Friends­™” #ya dave nothing homoerotic about the literal pic of u kissing him up on ur wall or anything #ur worried about how people will perceive you two because you moved in together? when yall act married? ok sir #youre head over heels for him but like in an ironic way; got it #homestuck #davekat #dave strider #karkat vantas #hsfanart #my art #davekatweek #davekatweek2023 #dw karkat saying them being together makes sense is exactly what he needed to hear to confess his feelings (eventually)