#“AYO PATROCLUS MY MOM ISNT HOME”

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THE FACT THAT WHEN ACHILLES LEARNED HIS MOM CAN’T SEE HIM ON THE MOUNTAIN, HIS FIRST INSTINCT IS TO SLEEP WITH HIS BEST FRIEND.

#The Song of Achilles #TSOA #Achilles #Patroclus #patrochilles #”MOTHER CANNOT SEE US HERE” #“AYO PATROCLUS MY MOM ISNT HOME” #Thetis #AND THEN HE WAS SHOCKED THAT PATROCLUS WAS ACTUALLY WILLING TO DO IT??? #“I did not think we would ever—“ #WDYM YOU NEVER THOUGHT YOUD SLEEP WITH HIM??? #HE LITERALLY KISSED YOU??? #YOU WERE THE ONE WHO RAN AWAY YOU DUMB BOTTOM #Plato is rolling in his grave