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jamneuromain · 1 month
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🧚🏻‍♀️✨Bippity boppity bow chicka wow oww! You’ve been visited by the Shameless Hoe Fairy, and now you must share a hoe drabble about:
Ari + chest hair + purring like a cat
Thank you dear Hoe Fairy<3
Damn! Ari with his chest hair... a hell of a combination that I can't resist
I present to you:
Lazy Morning
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Warning: Dub-con (since they are married); Actor!Ari Levinson, somno, oral (mentioned just a little), fingering, p in v, fluff and smut.
W/C: ~1.5K
A/N: ...shit I totally forgot about the chest hair part
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A Work in Progress Masterlist
"And the Oscar goes to -" The host paused dramatically, before opening the envelop in his hand and pulling out the sheet of paper that contained the name of the winner for tonight.
"-Ari Levinson, from The Feud!"
The first action, out of sheer surprise, was to look into your soft eyes. Ari saw you gasp and cover your mouth in shock, when your eyes dampened in happiness.
He headed to the stage after kissing and hugging you, shaking hands along the way.
"... I want to thank the director Frank Adler, and our team for making The Feud to happen." He choked on his words, on your name, tears rolled heavy beneath his eyelids, "And to my beautiful wife. You mean the world to me. I love you."
...
Your wet mouth engulfed him inch by inch. Words were a slur of moaning coming out of his lips.
"F-Fuck, honey-"
His cock reached the back of your throat. So soft. So warm.
"Feels good, baby?" You whispered in your sultry voice, "Come down my throat. I want to taste you..."
His hand grabbed the back of your neck, pushing you down on his cock. Pushing you down until he was fully seated in your mouth. Until he was on the verge of exploding-.
The sun peeked through the window and the slim creek of the curtains, landing on his skin.
Among the soft incessant buzz of his phone, the faintest of stirring of you in his arms, and the sun, he woke up from slumber.
It took him a moment to recall his memories from last night. Last night was a combination of alcohol, chatting up, and tiring ceremonies.
Right. Ceremony. The Oscar.
Ari scratched his bearded chin. He might have a little problem distinguishing reality from his dream.
The ceremony and the speech, that he remembered. But the fact that you were fully clothed in pyjamas reminded him that the blurry vision he just had - the one where you took him in your mouth - was a dream.
He sighed softly into the back of your neck. The afterparty lasted until three in the morning, and both of you had been too tired to do anything besides getting ready for bed in the early hours. Which led to the fact that he was hard as fuck, and there was nothing he could do about it while you were still sleeping.
You were practically glowing in your sleep, which could be the sun kissing your skin, but still, glowing, peaceful, and he could not believe his luck, marrying you and spending the rest of his life with you.
... on second thought, maybe there was something he could do about it while you were sleeping.
Ari shamelessly slipped his hand beneath your sleeping shorts, prying it down in slow motion, until it was pulled to your knees. His fingers danced around your entrance, carefully rubbing your pussy lips and capturing your clit between his fingers.
You let out a small whine in your sleep, your back pressed to his front a little tighter.
Slick began to gather at his fingertips as he continued his motion of rubbing circles at your most sensitive parts. Ari couldn't help himself but murmur by your ears. He knew you couldn't hear in your dreams, but that didn't stop him from whispering, "So wet for me, honey. I bet you want this as much as I do, yeah?"
As if you could hear him, your walls convulsed and your thighs tightened, before your knee moved higher up on the bed, as if you were granting him access in your sleep.
"Honey..." He murmured, his gaze unwavering, landing on your slick-coated pussy, "if I didn't know any better, I'd say you're awake and wanting. Such a pretty invitation for me, won't you say?"
He pumped his shaft with the slick on his fingers. The tip slowly sunk itself into your velvety walls, as he grunted due to the tightness.
"Fuck, honey, fuck." Ari panted into your neck. His lips pressed into your soft and smooth skin, trailing his kiss to the point where your neck met your shoulder.
You mewled, clawing his arm that circled your waist, moaning in your sleep: "Ari..."
"Yes, honey, I'm right - umph - here." Ari pushed himself all the way in, his legs wedged between your knees, forcing them to open wide as he bottomed out.
"Ari...?" Your eyelashes batted before blinking your eyes open. Half of your consciousness still drowning in the peaceful sleep you had, and the other half bathing in the wet dream - the wet reality where you woke up with the twisted coil of desire burning in your guts.
The thought of your husband taking you in your sleep only added fuel to the fire. You can feel your pussy clenched down hard on his thick cock when his slow but hard thrust hurt your cervix in the most delicious way possible.
A throaty moan was pushed out of your lips when another thrust rearranged your insides. Your hand clung to the iron clad he had to your waist, preventing yourself from slamming into the headboard.
"Love you so much, honey," He groaned loudly as your body responded to him by moving along the rhythm he set. The filthy squelch as your dripping pussy took all of him in hungrily, pounding the life out of you.
You chanted his name like a prayer when he had you come on his cock, when his cum pumped into you, coating your walls with his spend.
Catching your breath and your mind gradually, your fingers intertwined with his, before turning your head and looking his way: "For a second, I thought it was my birthday."
Ari huffed out a laugh. His beard scratched your jaw as he kissed every inch of your skin he could reach. With the morning sex as a wake-up call, he sure could turn this into a habit for your mutual celebrations. A small smile crept up his lips as he spoke, "I think we have some left-over pie in the fridge, 'course we could make it your birthday."
His phone buzzed again, making him curse under his breath.
"Take it." You teased him softly, tapping your knuckle on his chest, "Otherwise the headline tomorrow would be The Disappearance of Oscar-winner Ari Levinson."
Ari reached his long arm to grab his phone. Scamming through the messages and phone calls, he picked a few to answer briefly before tossing his phone aside, burying his face into your neck, and inhaling deeply.
In a few hours, he would have an interview with Variety, and later iMDb. After that, he would be shipped off to Norway via airplane for his new movie which still needed a few weeks in a god-forsaken forest. While you too had your work later tonight, he couldn't help but ask, "Can you stay with me before I go?"
"Sure." You combed through his hair with your fingers. He grew his hair and beard for his new caveman movie in Norway, and now he was fuzzy all over. Sometimes you wonder whether you have a man for your husband, or that he is merely a werebear that loves to pin you under with his weight, "how much time do we have before you go?"
"My flight takes off at 4:45pm." He grumbled into your neck, "Four, five hours...? When are you needed for work?"
You turned to look at him, "Five-ish."
"Good." His hand splayed possessively over your stomach, "That means we can spend some more time on..." He squeezed your tummy suggestively, "celebration."
You could practically imagine him wiggling his eyebrows as he said so. Chuckling, you placed his hands where they needed to be - your spine, "Celebration should wait," you laid comfortably on your stomach, "someone isn't getting any celebration until they fix my waist - bending me around and all that."
Ari sighed in defeat and started working on the stiff muscles on your back - the fact that he did bend your legs in your sleeping form left him speechless and somewhat embarrassed for springing out on you.
With his magical hands doing their best, it was not long until you started humming in content, and his dick twitched in excitement.
His hands began to descend lower and lower, closer to your ass every time he massaged your back.
"You know, I think the massage would perform one hundred percent if you take your sleeping shirt off." His hand glided dangerously close to your core, before shifting his position and muttering by your ear.
"God, you're awful." A breathy groan left your lips as the knots on your back untwined.
"Too bad, you're not going anywhere," Ari lowered himself to kiss your bare back - this smooth bastard had just flipped your sleeping shirt upwards to grant himself better access, "Mrs. Levinson."
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riacte · 5 months
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not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]
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bigfatbreak · 5 months
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I just had the thought of Fang dragging Penny and Jagged to Marinettes since he is also not a person
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mutual panic was had by all
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vanilla-waffles · 1 year
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2 Years 242 Days! Even more Arthurs!
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divine-draws · 3 months
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Simon and Sammy are sick... Johnny absolutely had to wrangle them both into sitting down and is now stressing over kids cold meds lol
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tangledinink · 3 days
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he doesn't like the jutu.
a vote for swanatello is a vote to remove swannie from the jutu.
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notemaker · 1 month
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Happy, happy Hotel.
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bryantobikomi · 24 days
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CatNap Art Dump
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Just a finished piece of CatNap. What a silly kitty! :)
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Whenever CatNap's NOT killing anyone, he loves to let his imagination go wild with some good ol' Legos. It looks like Player joined him for a playdate. "What's the time? Playtime!" as they'd say. ;)
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CatNap Expressions Please, enjoy! :D
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hitwiththetmnt · 8 months
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Peepaws do some tech talk
P1 (what could go wrong with some tech talk) other doodles
P2
Based on @butterfilledpockets B.E.N.T. au
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zu-is-here · 9 months
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[8/7] his day ♡
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The capricious pharaoh drives away his servants, while a delinquent soldier, who's never served in the palace, is sent to him to the mercy. The mistake with a hand fan could really cost Cross his life, but Shattered finds it so amusing that he spares him :'D
Shattered Dream from shattereddreamsau by galacii-gallery / galacii || Dream by jokublog
Cross from xtaleunderverse by jakei95
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hearts4juzi · 24 days
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Okay but what if.
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jamneuromain · 2 months
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A Work in Progress
Ari Levinson x You / Reader
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Series Summary:
"How's the writing going?" Ari asks.
"It's still a WIP." You mumble in embarrassment.
"What's a WIP?" His curious expression is stupidly adorable, or maybe it's the alcohol rushing to your head that kills the only available and functioning braincell, making you feel obligated to explain.
"You know..."
No, he really doesn't.
"... it's a work in progress."
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Fluff: 💕 Angst: 🥀 Smut: 🔥 Dark: 🌑
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
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Drabble: Lazy Morning 💕🔥
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tojisun · 4 months
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that chupi chupi chapa chapa trend on tiktok/insta is SO bimbo!reader and simon sorry i dont make the rules 🎀🩷
kadhofds the chupi chupi chapa chapa trend poppin up on my fyp is ghost (band) related so i had to search up this one and whyre there so many different versions of the dance?? either way, thats adorable!!
though simon doesnt dance with you, he is still in the shot when you do film – he may just be standing there but his gait is loose in happiness as he watches you with sappy eyes <33
so while you're bouncing along the beat, simon, with his deliciously thick arms crossed over his chest, just watches on. he's not even looking at the camera, easily dismissing your (thousands of) followers because all he is focused on is you.
some of your (and simons) favourite comments:
litolsunshine: god, me when? mE WHEN?
wolfwoodscocknballs: the seggsual tension between me and the highway
officialduolingo: @kumonofficial me and you 🥺🩷
thefishchips: ok but who can blame him for looking at her like THAT??? i would be drooling myself too if my gf is serving that much
soapmac: PLEASE EVEN WHEN HE'S FINALLY WITH HER HE STILL LOOKS SO WHIPPED @gazkyg @user110943079
gazkyg > soapmac: how did he manage to look even more whipped now that he's with her LMFAO??
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sweeneydino · 15 days
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Golden Can vs. Klepto turtle, Grumpy Uncle wins 😔
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vanilla-waffles · 2 years
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2 Years 224 Days! Sprites...
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phoenixyfriend · 7 months
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something something one of those those "Jango falls for Courtesan/Stripper/NightclubSinger/TrophyWife!Obi-Wan" AUs...
But instead Obi-Wan actually being a sex worker, he's undercover and still a Jedi, and either:
They split ways and run into each other a few months later with Obi-Wan in full Prude Beige Knight mode OR
The situation goes pear-shaped while they're still flirting and Obi-Wan has to break cover to grab a senator and jump out a window and suddenly this half-dressed glittery Person is batting away shots with a lightsaber and there's a bratty twelve-year-old who ALSO has a lightsaber threatening people with I Will Eat Your Liver if they keep staring at his dad's ass just because the sequined sheathe dress tore in a sexy place
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