my arcade/king blackout wedding fic is DONE and since it takes place the morning after, i wanted to treat everyone to this flattering snapshot of what i left out. read the fic here:
"someone dishonoring their marriage vows? NOT IN VEGAS!"
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Wait, is wall cotton candy edible?
assuming this is
fiberglass insulation we're talking about...
that is
particularly terrible for you actually.
you're essentially eating crushed glass.
which is why you shouldn't touch the stuff, either. at least not with bare hands. or bear hands. or whatever hands you have, as long as they're un-gloved.
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@bruhstation hey i think your gordon is very bbg material so have my offering, also do you think he knows how to do the thug shake . or the horrors
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Thinking so many thoughts about Stede being so inwardly upset about all his things (especially his books) being tossed overboard
And then he comes to the auxiliary closet with Ed standing awkwardly nearby, and he’s scared to even go in there and see how bare it is but he does anyway
And he opens it and… it hasn’t been touched (because I’m SO SURE Ed hasn’t touched it), and behind him Ed goes “tried to, couldn’t go in there” and he’s like okay well maybe he doesn’t hate all of me and just UGH
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i will bet you a bajillion dollars that next week we’re gonna watch stede and ed fuck nasty while gregory abbott’s shake you down plays in the background
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why is there any discourse in if x y z addiction (porn, food, screen, weed, etc etc) is real or not. as far as im concerned most addictions are largely psychological (including drugs and alcohol which do have physical dependency aspects as well)...if someone believes they are addicted to something, they need x thing to cope and cant stop and it's detrimental to their life...then they're addicted. ???? people dismiss self reporting as evidence but for smth like this self reporting is the rare case of the only proof u need imho. usually the naysayers are just dependant themselves and are desperately holding onto the fact that well theres no x symptom which means they DONT have a problem. classic -holic move
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