@bruhstation hey i think your gordon is very bbg material so have my offering, also do you think he knows how to do the thug shake . or the horrors
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vector portrait for digital imaging class of RGB!! hey go read The Property of Hate if you haven’t already btw it’s an amazing comic by @modmad that i’ve been hotglued to since my junior year of high school.
big thank you to mod for giving their permission/blessing to wrestle with this horrible tv bastard in adobe illustrator for the express purpose of shilling him and this comic to my unsuspecting class <3
(edit: god okay pls click for fullscreen. hogy shit)
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A Thought:
As Emrys, Merlin is a very powerful sorcerer.
However, his utter lack of any formal training means Merlin is not a very good sorcerer.
The magic he does should be theoretically impossible, but he's got enough raw fucking power to just make it work. Infant demigod smashing blocks together and creating a Lego Death Star.
Merlin: *does magic that Should Not Work*
Other sorcerers:
AND THEY ARE RIGHT TO FEEL UPSET
IMAGINE YOU'RE A SORCERER. YOU'VE BEEN PRACTICING YOUR CRAFT, SHOOTING THE SHIT, LAYING LOW, PLOTTING PLANNING.....THEN THIS FARMY BOY TWINK SHOWS UP AND NUKES THE FUCKING PRIESTESS OF THE LAKE OF AVALON
I'D FEEL PISSED TOO
like, bro, you meet him, you're apprehensive of him bc 'shit that's emrys'. the emrys. the dude that's said to be the greatest sorcerer to ever walk the earth. you meet him. you can feel his magic and like holy shit, what the fuck was that??? you ask him how the fuck he gained so much power by the age of 21????
merlin: you mean....y'all don't also just have magic doing shit when you're a toddler
you, the sorcerer who has had to spend years getting control to fucking heat up a teapot: .........no.......no our magic doesn't do that
goddamn do you wanna just chuck this adult child into the lake and be done with it. better yet, you wish for the sprites to just pick you up and use your body as a sacrifice for entrance into Avalon.
and then, and then
you see how this motherfucker fights against bandits and "WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU JUST PUSHING THEM AWAY??? WHERE'S THE SHOWMANSHIP??? THE PIZZAZZ??? HOW MANY SPELLS DO YOU KNOW???"
merlin, who forgot he can freeze time and space and can launch lightning bolts at people: uh....3???
it takes the triple goddess to restrain you from murking the prophesized warlock right then and there.
"NO, NO, FUCK THAT, FUCK THIS, FUCK ALL O' Y'ALL!" you scream as you jump on a ship and move to a place that doesn't have op young adult children who didn't study shit and yet still get an A+
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DEAD.
EXCUSE ME, BUT WHO LET PG COOK??? 🥵
AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE TWO OF THEM TOGETHER🔥🔥🔥💦💦💦
JUST... EVERYTHING... THE RAIN, THEIR ATTIRE, THE CAR, THE WAY SHE'S GRINDING ON HIM....
THEIR FUCKING EXPRESSIONS 😩 GODS, THEY LOOK SO HORNY FOR EACH OTHER, I'M 😳😳😳
And then the fluff edition made me cry with tears of joy 🥹😭💖
THE FACT THAT SHE'S THE ONE PUTTING A RING ON HIM 😭💕
AND HIS FACE 🥺🥺🥺
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its getting so bad dude. today i saw an empty paper towel roll and a full paper towel roll like this
and thought "me and who." straight up "me and who." im not even an undecorated cardboard tube of a guy i have substance i just want a man with a good 90 sheets more substance than me like comparatively. come on
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