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t00thpasteface · 2 days
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genuinely kind of pissed off about how my enjoyment of many of my favorite characters can be traced back to being raised under the influence of my mom's intense, possibly parasocial elvis obsession.
some of them have surface-level traits, like black hair and blue eyes, or flashy iconic clothes like caped jumpsuits or hawaiian shirts. some of them are charismatic ladykillers. some of them are so gotdang yeehaw. some of them have fuckoff insane amounts of money, and some of them spiral into an early grave as their fabricated persona consumes them. and tbh, some of them are just straight-up elvis impersonators.
if your fictional man has even a single allele of elvis in him, it's too late. he's my teddy bear. i'm gonna put a chain around his neck and lead him anywhere
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areyouscaredyet · 4 hours
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How did I forget to put this here what
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parchmentknight · 3 months
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yeah mr. the king bust it down yeah yeah uh yeah yeah
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i finally finished this piece. i still have some qualms with it though, but if i didnt finish it now it would stay rotting in my ibispaint app and the thought of it staying unfinished would haunt me. if i get another wave of "king new vegas/elvis hyperfixation" then... maybe ill do another. actively avoiding looking too long at him because then i start picking it apart and seeing all the mess-ups and UGH. im gonna listen to some elvis.
minorly unrelated but im devastated that i will never see a real frank sinatra, dean martin, perry como, and other ratpack concert... i was watching dean martin's live concert in london with my dad and i was just lamenting. I WANT TO SEE THEM MAKE FUN OF EACH OTHER AND PUSH EACH OTHER OFF THE STAGE!!!! dean martin and sinatra just fooling around, the atmosphere, the music (guy who only listens to 40s, 50s, and sometimes 60s all day every day), the comedy? everything except, you know, the beliefs and bad stuff. i like having rights.
and i gave him a spiked baseball bat instead of a mic. yippee!
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toxicentity405 · 1 year
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I did a bit of editing to the template, but here’s my take on it lol
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gecko-in-a-can · 1 year
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*taps microphone* Since it’s set in Vegas i firmly believe that The King in Freeside officiates weddings.
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vvalengogh · 1 month
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I want him
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amarithecat · 1 year
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Six: NO ELVIS PRESLEY IMPERSONATOR! DON'T GO TO THE BATHROOM!!
The King: Woah mama! I'm startin' to feel a lil pain in mah chest.
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roseyturtles · 1 year
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Things that are true about The King New Vegas:
1. Doesn't know who Elvis is
2. Punched a doctor after being told his dog is dying
3. Says ACAB
4. Sucks and fucks
5. Officiates weddings
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falloutnewnobody · 22 days
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fnv characters that cant open a child safety lock (a noncomprehesive list) (opposable thumbs not required this is based on vibes alone)
-Boone
-Manny Vargas
-Benny (actually all of the chairmen except for maybe Swank)
-Robert house
-Cass
-Edward Ceasar
-President Aaron Kimball
-The King
-Dr. Klien
-Dean Domino
-General Oliver
-Ulysses
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p3s3481 · 1 year
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none of my favs will escape the fate of being drawn with dogs
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t00thpasteface · 10 months
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inside joke with @ghostfacedbat spiraled out of control
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dykedvonte · 1 month
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The kings are a cult. A cult centered around impersonating Elvis. However, only two of them know who Elvis is and one like consciously embodies the worst version of Elvis and the other is like Elvis god. Fundamentally they are just a wild pack of greasers.
They are somehow the most reasonable and morally sound gang you will meet in the entire game.
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parchmentknight · 4 months
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wastelanders and squatters... the King.
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ive always wanted to draw him (and use him as an excuse to draw elvis but, like, a better version of elvis who doesnt come with elvis-sin and presley-burdens), and include the image of the kings school of impersonation blackboard because it brings me much joy.
and the king would be the one teaching the kings, at least at first, because it was just him and pacer in the beginning. which would imply that pacer would also be a teacher, and id like to imagine that new kings are terrified of pacer and would much rather prefer having the king teach them instead. pacer = strict substitute, the king = cool teacher
im real proud of his face, but please note that i took inspo from @/spursthatjingle and @/t00thpasteface, both on tumblr! while also using his "agent elvis" character design and real pics of elvis (i also headcanon this man to look like an EXACT double of elvis).
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elvislover69 · 7 months
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*do you think their menstrual cycles ever synced up? *
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toxicentity405 · 1 year
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New obligatory fnv shitpost
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