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florsial · 9 months

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Slytherin Skittles (aka Hogwarts' Pantheon) Incorrect quotes!

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Evan: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Barty will and will not eat. Pandora: Grass? Yes! Evan: Moss? Yes!! Pandora: Leaves? Ohh, yes! Evan: Shoelaces? Strange but true! Pandora: Worms? Sometimes! Evan: Rocks? Usually nah. Pandora: Twigs? Usually! Evan: Dorcas's cooking? Inconclusive! Regulus: How did you… test this? Evan: You just hand them stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if they eat it, they eat it. Regulus: ... I don’t know how to feel about this. Dorcas: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

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Regulus: Where's Evan, Dorcas, and Pandora?

Barty: They're playing hide and seek. Regulus: Where? Barty: I don't think you get how this game works.

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Pandora: Regulus's first detention, I'm so proud. Evan: Whoa, back up. Why did they get detention? Dorcas: Because they're an idiot. Barty, terrified: They can do that??

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Regulus: I swear to god I'm the only one here with a braincell. Evan and Barty: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!

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Regulus: What did you guys get in your yearbook? Dorcas: 'Prettiest Smile' Pandora: 'Nicest Personality' Barty: 'Most likely to start a bar fight' Evan: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

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Regulus: You're a lying piece of shit! Barty: Oh yeah? You're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD! Evan: I'm leaving and I'm taking Pandora with me! Dorcas, gathering cards: Aaaaand that's enough Monopoly for today.

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Pandora: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me? Dorcas: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it. Barty: Three of us saw it, Dorcas. How do you explain that? Dorcas: *points at Evan* Sleep deprivation. *points at Regulus* Paranoia. *points at Barty* Delusional personality disorder.

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Pandora: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Dorcas: Several traffic violations. Evan: Three counts of resisting arrest. Barty: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Regulus: Also, that’s not our car.

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Barty: How do you connect with a fictional character? Evan: What? Dorcas: What? Pandora: What? Regulus: *pulls up a 500 slide presentation* I'm glad you asked.

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Regulus: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple... Pandora: I really care about your feelings! Lily: I really care about YOUR feelings! Regulus, turning their head: ...and then there's the disaster couple... Barty: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL! Evan: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!

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James: What did you get Regulus for their birthday? Pandora: I got them a kitten. Barty: Really? Me too! Dorcas: I also got them a cat. Evan: Looks like we had the same idea. Pandora: James, please tell me you didn't get Regulus a cat as well! James: ...I got them a kitten. *later* Regulus, in their apartment surrounded by cats and kittens: This is the best birthday ever!

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Pandora: What do rainbows mean to you? Barty: Gay rights. Dorcas: There's money. Evan: The sign of God's promise to never destroy the whole Earth with a flood. Regulus: It is an optical phenomenon that separates sunlight into its continuous spectrum when the sun shines on raindrops.

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Regulus: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses. Barty: This knife is actually a magic wand. Evan: Meet me in the Denny's parking lot for a wizard duel. Pandora: * cocks gun* Magic missile. Dorcas: What the fuck is wrong with you people.

#regulus black #marauders #barty crouch jr #marauders era #pandora rosier #dorcas meadowes #evan rosier #the slytherin skittles #slytherin #slytherin skittles #incorrect quotes #slytherin skittles incorrect quotes #pandalily

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alexhornefan · 1 year

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Nice Things People Say About Alex Horne

Updated: 21/09/2023

Alex is the nicest guy ever. -Lucy Beaumont, Series 16 Contestant Interviews

It’s all from Greg and Alex, it’s the synergy between them. It sounds corny, but they are really lovely guys. -Lucy Beaumont, Series 16 Contestant Interviews

It’s a strange role he has because he’s the clever one, but he’s also the inferior one compared to Greg. -Julian Clary, Series 16 Contestant Interviews

He's ever so nice. -Julian Clary, Taskmaster, Series 16, Episode 1 (11.00)

I love Greg and Alex so much. -Sue Perkins, Series 16 Contestant Interviews

He is generous, down-to-earth, and always willing to go out of his way to make others feel like they are important and valued. -Dr Ali Struthers, creator of School Tasking and co-founder of Taskmaster Education who nominated Alex for his Honorary Doctorate from Warwick University

Alex, it’s genuinely difficult for me to think of anyone who more closely embodies what I want to see on television. I think you’re perfect. -Victoria Coren Mitchell on Taskmaster series 12 outtakes

Alex is very, very sweet. -David Baddiel, Taskmaster Series 9 Outtakes, part 1

I've never met Alex before the show, but I'd watched the show as research. And I thought he'd be this weirdo, he would be really aloof and stuff. And then he was just like, the nicest person! But I was so shocked that he was like a totally different person. He's one of the best people I've ever worked with. -Fern Brady on her Taskmaster Reddit AMA

(Thanks to @hleonaa for sharing these above two quotes)

He's one of the most trustworthy, lovely guys I've ever met. -Lou Sanders, Taskmaster Podcast, Episode 60.

I was aware of Alex because I really like the Horne Section. And he's a really, really, really funny boy. -Hugh Dennis, Taskmaster Podcast, Episode 41.

I've got to be honest, Alex is a lovely man, an absolute comedy genius. I think within the next decade we'll see him approaching national treasure territory. -Ed Gamble, Off Menu Podcast, Episode 175

And Alex Horne is just great. God, I wish I could work with him again. He’s so, so lovely. -Fern Brady

Alex Horne is so pure and I don't want him to read things that are dirty- Fern Brady, RHLSTP

Ed Gamble and Kerry Godliman talk about how nice Alex is.

And of course anyone who knows Alex Horne knows that he is one of the nicest, loveliest souls in comedy, so it is hard to say no to Alex Horne- Doc Brown/Ben Bailey Smith, Taskmaster Podcast, Episode 21

When I first got asked to do Taskmaster, I agreed because I loved Alex and I still do. I was just so excited to do his show. -Romesh Ranganathan, Taskmaster Podcast, Episode 18

The reason I said yes without knowing much about it was because it had come from his twisted little mind, and I knew it would be clever. -Greg Davies

I absolutely love the guy, as you know. One of the few geniuses in television, in my opinion. -Richard Osman, Taskmaster Podcast, Episode 23

Alex immediately establishes a really warm relationship without any exception, every single person who's been on that show which is kind of the life-blood of doing the tasks. It's beautiful. -Tim Key Taskmaster Podcast, Episode 14

I think we're unlikely friends. I don't think, if it wasn't for Taskmaster, I don't think we'd have found each other necessarily, but I'm ever so glad that we did. -Greg Davies (Taskmaster, People's Podcast with Greg Davies)

He really is [so nice]. He doesn't have a side to him. He really is just nice. -Greg Davies (Taskmaster, People's Podcast with Greg Davies)

He's one of the nicest people in the world. He's just so nice. -Lou Sanders. (Taskmaster, People's Podcast with Greg Davies)

I feel nothing but affection for Alex. -Greg Davies

He's got a very interesting, gentle persona. It's nice to spend time with him. -Adrian Chiles

He's a magnificent human being. I don't know whether I'm supposed to say that. And he's so charming and so funny -Claudia Winkleman

He was really good, and he was also one of the nicest people I've met in these showbiz things, because he came in and chatted to you in between tasks. We had some really good chats, actually, and got along. He's such a cool guy. -Jonnie Peacock

Also, I really like Alex. I hosted Montreal Just for Laughs [in 2010] and he was on the bill so for a week we did a show and I got to know him then, I thought he was great. So that's the main reason I did it. -Noel Fielding

Alex is a very thoughtful, self-effacing, humble man. -Greg Davies

And I love Greg and Alex, I love their rapport. So to me, I've got a front row seat for one of the best double acts on television. -Kerry Godliman

There was one moment where a paramedic was called, and Alex was useful in that moment. He seemed genuinely worried that I might have broken a bone. -Jessica Knappett

I admire him greatly and I think that's what I put it down to: an underlying admiration. -Greg Davies

He's the sweetest boy in all the world and he has the sweetest little face. -Rose Matafeo

I adore Alex. I feel like it's having a calm therapist there. I often used to start a task by hugging him, but he didn't want to do that. I thought it was nice but he didn't like it. -Katy Wix

Greg does really tease Alex but he has a really fondness for him. -Jo Brand (link below)

He's such a tremendously likeable person. I hope my relationship with him is just a friendly one, really. He's so genuinely helpful. -Jo Brand

I'm a fan of Greg Davies and Alex Horne, both of whom I've known for a long time. -David Baddiel (See below)

But with Taskmaster, I'm always confident the tasks will be funny - properly funny, not local-news funny. Mainly because of the genius of Alex Horne. I have a lot of faith in Alex. -David Baddiel

Alex is genius at coming up with ways for people to prove their ineptitude. -Richard Herring

I think Greg and Alex are such a team. -Katherine Parkinson

Obviously, Alex is very talented at devising games and frameworks for people to be funny and ridiculous in. -Mike Wozniak

I love him! I love little Alex Horne. He's just so sweet! He's a smiley face on a rainy day. A bunch of flowers in this hellhole. I loved him, and his sweet little face. We're pack animals, and you get a bit lonely doing the tasks on your own. He's always there for you. -Morgana Robinson

Well Alex is a much more kindred spirit for me. On the Only Connect team, Alex would be captain. In my house, Alex would be the most capable person. It would be, "Let's get Alex in to fix things". So it was odd to see him as the junior. Greg is to Alex what Alex is to me. -Victoria Coren Mitchell

The thing is with Alex, he goes into everything in a full-throttled manner. -Greg Davies (see below)

We've such an unlikely friendship, Alex and I, but it's crept along nicely. I'm more than happy for it to be made public that Alex and I have been camping together. I never thought him and I would spend a night under the stars, but we did. It was pre-lockdown, and it was even voluntary. The fact that I did is progress for our friendship. Beneath the insults, you can sense a new warmth. He's a clever bugger, isn't he? -Greg Davies

Alex Horne is just a delightful person. -Greg Davies (Taskmaster Podcast, Episode 11)

**Greg Listing 5 things he likes about Alex Horne from The Horne Section Podcast**

#Alex Horne #Taskmaster

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nicenormalguy · 3 days

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WELCOME TO MY TWISTED WORLD

was tendencytobea-loner (now the username is moved-to-nicenormalguy) -> got shadowbanned

Hi, I'm Nia (22 f europe). This is my blog for fucked up stuff. I enjoy reading and thinking about true crime - currently interested in Columbine + movies based off it like Zero day/Duck, Adam Lanza and Elliot Rodger (I <3 autism), Jeffrey Dahmer and Dennis Nilsen (I <3 alcoholism), Henry Lee Lucas and Ottis Toole, the Academy maniacs, Israel Keyes, Ed Kemper (fat fuck), Ted Kaczynski, etc - and getting drunk and posting retarded stuff online. I'm also quite into True detective and Trainspotting. I also like to reblog pictures of stuff like organs and death and sometimes a nice nature picture. Sometimes I like to talk about suicide, though I'd never really do that...but it fascinates me. Other stuff too - I have a variety of mental illnesses in my brain, but I really don't want to go and start oversharing on tumblr dot com, so you're gonna just have to stick around to find out. I'm not going to tag anything for you or be normal, so just block me if you don't like my vibes.

Message me if you'd like - I'm the nicest person in the world if a bit of a shy guy.......though I have no desire to talk to anyone under 16...I'm not gonna block you or anything but we really have nothing to talk about. If you want to talk on discord I also use that. If you know me from outside of Tumblr - no you don't...

Blog structure wise - #a for aesthetic, #b for back to (whatever I want to revisit, masterposts etc), #c for crime (mostly stuff related to a crime scene and act themselves), I also tag everything as whoever was involved in it except that sometimes I don't. #post on my tumblr for my domestic production gay ass posts. I also have a queue

#post on my tumblr

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cheesy-mak · 1 year

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Incorrect quotes with the five villains!

Menendez: Bye Menèndez! Bye Rorke! Bye Adler! Bye Graves! Bye Menéndez!

Rorke: You said 'bye Menéndez' twice.

Makarov: I like Menéndez.

Makarov: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Menéndez: "Prettiest smile."

Rorke: "Nicest personality."

Adler: "Most likely to start a bar fight."

Graves: "Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one."

(new hc, adler and graves fight in bars occasionally /j)

Graves: Good morning.

Menéndez: Good morning.

Adler: Good morning.

Rorke: You all sound like robots! Try spicing it up a bit—

Makarov: GOOD MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS

Makarov: We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Rorke will and will not eat!

Menéndez: Grass? Yes.

Makarov: Moss? Yep.

Menéndez: Leaves? Yes!

Makarov: Shoelaces? Strangely, yes.

Menéndez: Worms? Occasionally.

Makarov: Rocks? Nope.

Menéndez: Twigs? Usually, for some reason.

Makarov: Graves's cooking? Inconclusive.

Adler: How did you two.. Test this?

Makarov: You just hand him stuff and say "eat this" and if he eats it, he eats it.

Adler: I, don't know how to feel about this.

Graves, VERY concerned: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT??

Graves: What does "take out" mean?

Rorke: Food!

Menèndez: Dating.

Adler: Murder.

Makarov: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.

Graves: Are we really going to let Menéndez keep Makarov?

Adler: We kept Rorke.

(hold on im getting vibes)

Menéndez: Poison is a magic transmutation that turns people into corpses.

Rorke: This knife is actually a magic wand.

Makarov: Meet me in the Denny's parking lot for a wizard duel.

Adler: *cocks gun* Magic missile.

Graves: What the fuck is wrong with you people?

Adler and Graves incorrect quotes, because I feel like these two could get along.

Graves, in a beach shirt: So sue me, and I'd like to be on Island Time for a day!

Adler: I have Spotify open right now on my computer, do you want me to blast you? Do you want me to put you on blast? Because I've got your history right here on the sidebar.

Adler: Take it back by Jimmy Buffet, Nautical Wheelers by Jimmy Buffet, Jolly Mon Sing by Jimmy Buffet, Steamer by Jimmy Buffet, TREAT HER LIKE A LADY BY JIMMY BUFFET, MAÑANA BY JIMMY BUFFET, WHEN SALOME PLAYS THE DRUMS BY JAMES BUFFET, HAVANA DAYDREAMIN BY JIMMY BUFFET— What the FUCK happened to you?!

Graves, laughing his ass off: I HAD A CASE OF THE MONDAYS—

Adler: ARE YOU HAUNTED?! ARE YOU FUCKING POSSESSED? DO I NEED TO GET AN EXORCIST?!

Adler: YOU USED TO BE MY FRIEND! WHO A R E YOU?!

Graves, crying and laughing: i ha d a c ase of the mon d a ys

Adler: Is something burning?

Graves: Just my love for you. (/j)

Adler: Graves, the toaster is on fire.

Adler: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.

Graves, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

Graves: Hey, look, it's efficient!

Adler: No the FUCK it's not.

Adler: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.

Graves: Adler, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

Graves: Are you an 'arr' pirate or a 'yo ho ho' pirate?

Adler: I'm a 'I'm not paying $600 for photoshop' pirate.

#vladimir makarov #call of duty mw3 #cod mw3 #call of duty #call of duty modern warfare 2 #cod bo2 #raul menendez #call of duty black ops 2 #gabriel rorke #call of duty ghosts #russell adler #call of duty black ops cold war #phillip graves #cod mw2

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timaeusterrored · 10 months

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(What anniversary?)

(College au stuff bc I miss them so much it hurts)

Kerry didn’t know why he was pouting. He knew this day wasn’t memorable to Johnny like it was him. He knew that this was another Tuesday for Johnny. And yet today is the day that Kerry’s life changed forever.

The bell on the shop door jingled and surprisingly enough, a fairly sober Henry walked in with his hands in his pockets. Kerry sat up a bit but his expression didn’t change. No point in hiding from Henry.

“Hey man, you look like someone ran over your dog.”

“Thanks. The fuck do you want?” Kerry didn’t mean to bite or be bitchy, but he was so done with today and was ready to go and crash on Nancy’s couch for the night.

“Flowers.”

“Fucking really? You came to a florist for flowers?” Kerry asked, sarcasm dripping in his voice as he leaned against the counter. “Somethin’ for Denny? What’d you do this time?”

“For Johnny actually. Got some girl he’s trying to impress.”

Oh.

Was he being fucking serious? Was this a fucking joke?

“Then why are you here? He couldn’t even come in himself?”

“He’s working a double tonight, Mike’s out with the flu and they are down a bartender.” Kerry noticed then that Henry had not made eye contact with him once. Making a point of avoiding him. He shrugged it off though, Henry was a weird guy.

“What kind of flowers is he looking for?”

“He said he knew they wouldn’t have the kind he wanted, so white roses, hyacinths, violets, and lilies.”

Kerry paused, turning to look back at Henry who was looking at the ceiling.

“‘Don’t have what he wants’ who the fuck does he even think he is? Why are those so oddly specific, this a girl he actually wants to apologize too- Are these for Rogue?”

“Something like that.” Henry said from the counter.

“Something like that?” Kerry asked, assembling the bouquet. He wondered what he had to do to get this kind of treatment from Johnny.

“Y’know, it’s none of my fucking business. He can do what he wants.” Kerry huffed, shaking his head. He didn’t care. Why would he?

“Have a great day, Henry.” Kerry muttered, walking to the back to stare at the clock until closing time finally came.

He had to run home first. He needed his guitar and some clothes for Nancy’s since the ones he had at her place needed to be washed. Johnny wouldn’t be home since he was covering for Mike that night. Maybe he was trying to avoid Kerry.

He set his keys on the counter when he noticed something on their coffee table. He raised a brow and stopped on his way to the bedroom.

It was the fucking flowers he assembled earlier. The more he thought, the more he realized the odd things about that situation. Henry had refused to really have a conversation with him, or even look at Kerry. No jokes, no nothing because Henry was awful at lying to him. The cash he paid with was tips Johnny had been collecting.

The flowers were apology flowers. Kerry remembered now from the amount of boyfriends he had met that fucked up and came in to get their girlfriends something. They weren’t all there, but damn was Kerry honestly a bit impressed Johnny remembered such a trivial thing about his job.

Then he remembered another thing. Johnny had come in one day while Kerry had been assembling a ‘please don’t break up with me’ bouquet for some guy that would not shut up. The flowers weren’t exactly the same but Johnny had remembered a few.

Kerry dropped his jacket and sat on the couch, now officially feeling like an ass. All day he had been in a bitchy mood because he thought Johnny had forgotten.

He took the note off the flowers and huffed, and in Johnny’s handwriting it read:

‘We met 17 years ago today. Yes I remembered.

P.S. Get fucking Sampaguita.’

Kerry stared down at the note, tapping his finger on the side of it. He felt a small smile on his face, because this is probably the nicest thing anyone had done for him. His bar was so low it was kind of sad if he was honest with himself.

“Fuckin’ hell.” Kerry rubbed his face, taking the flowers to get them settled where they’d be safe. Henry probably hadn’t anticipated Kerry working that day and that’s why he wasn’t looking at him. Even though he was the one to assemble them, seeing them now was like seeing the most beautiful flowers ever.

Johnny got home around 2:30 am, muttering to himself as he traveled through the dark apartment. Today had been hell and he fucking hated when Mike called out. Not that Aaron and Blake were useless, they were decent at their jobs but Mike being there really helped everyone out considering he was one of the few that actually understood Johnny’s instructions.

He rubbed his eyes and trudged into the bathroom when he heard the faint sound of Kerry playing guitar. He wasn’t necessarily shocked that Kerry was awake, but also what the fuck go to sleep.

He peaked into the bedroom to find Kerry on the floor, smoking and playing with only his laptop illuminating him. Even in such ass lighting, Kerry still found a way to be the prettiest person Johnny had ever seen.

He leaned against the door and waited to be noticed. And when his companion opened his eyes, their eyes immediately locked.

“Heard you were in a bitchy mood today.”

“Fuck you.” Kerry put the joint in an ashtray to talk.

“Didn’t know you worked today.” He really hadn’t, he thought Kerry had classes today. Guess not.

“Yeah it was cute having to assemble my own flowers thinking it was for one of your girlfriends.” Kerry rested his arm over his guitar and gave Johnny a pointed glare.

The two stared for what felt like eternity before Johnny moved first. He figured playing the ‘I forgot’ game wouldn’t be found cute by Kerry. But honestly, how could he ever forget their day like that. It was the only date he really remembered. It was his fucking phone password.

“You wanna shower with me or am I gonna have to shower alone?” Johnny asked, making Kerry sigh.

“Fine. But you’re still a fucking dick.”

#missing them sm rn #cyberpunk 2077 #kerry eurodyne #cyberpunk kerry #kerry #johnny silverhand #cyberpunk johnny #johnny silverhand x kerry eurodyne #silverdyne #kerry x johnny #johnny x kerry #cyberpunk college au #florist Kerry Eurodyne au #cyberpunk samurai #cyberpunk fic #cyberpunk fanfic #cyberpunk fanfiction

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lostnfounder · 8 months

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well since he's feeling better i figured me n chase would get denny's and then maybe go stake out the mall overnight again. i mean if something happens and the demons try to invade it will probably be at night right guys (jasper said they weren't going to invade at all and "just wanted to chill" but. and i mean this in the nicest way possible. why would i believe quite literally their king and god)

#and... the last overnight stakeout was fun. actually.#showfall ask blog #encoreverse #encoreverse blog

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royjamierot · 11 months

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I couldn’t be more interested in ur fight club/sunny thoughts if u have any more please share

okay so in my original post i didn't exactly share a lot about the "club" aspect of it mainly because i mean this to be more of a thing between the three guys, but i think there is a way to incorporate the club part of it. i think that maybe they feel this sort of ritual between them is sacred, and when one of them (maybe dennis?) starts doing it with someone else it loses something, or feels different.

i think it feels akin to cheating for them,, like i genuinely think this is the closest thing any of them had had to a real relationship at this point (this takes place during s2 in my head). i think that they beat the shit out of each other just so they can feel each other's hands on one another without it being gay. that way at the end of it mac can cup charlies face and wipe blood off of it, or charlie can run his hands through dennis' hair and fix it so he looks presentable again. they are so deprived of touch and so desperate for one another that it comes out in the only way they know how: violence. they can allow themselves to be gentle after the fact, almost like it's aftercare, but it's not gay because they're just helping a friend out after a fight. even though their touch is so much more tender than friends would ever be in this situation. it's all light touches and shaky hands and bruises and blood, and it pulls them closer each week. this ritual they engage in makes them so vulnerable to each other, and it feels so freeing for them. they can let go of most of their repression while keeping the one thing that matters most to them at that point, the sanctity of their "straight" identity. i think it really drives home how bad their relationship with their emotions are, because they all are because they'd rather be hurt over and over again just to feel a little bit of gentle touch than admit that's something they want. i think there are blood stains on the bar basement floor and i think there are scars on their bodies and they're all from good memories because regardless how much they hurt each other each one of them knows separately that the person who gave them the scars loves them. the all know the fighting is more than just an excuse to get emotions out, but no one says anything for a while, because it might break the tentative security they've set up with each other, and it might ruin the nicest thing any of them have ever had.

(im aware that this is not really the metaphor in fight club but in my head fight club is a metaphor for gay sex)

#IM SO SICK ABOUT THIS IDEA #i genuinely cant tell if what im saying makes sense or in cohesive at all #BUT THANK YOU ANON I LOVE RAMBLING ABOUT THIS THOUGHT #i hope someone understands how compelling it is to me #mine #iasip #always sunny #charmacden #my iasip fight club fic #asks

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blue-sterling0357 · 2 years

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More black butler x Balance: unlimited incorrect quotes (FT. me:- Millie)

Millie: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity? Sebastian: *turning to Grell* How tall are you?

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Millie, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him Ciel: You did WHAT– Sebastian: William Snakepeare

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Daisuke: Hey, you want some leftovers? Millie: What's that? Daisuke: You've never had leftovers??? Millie: No, because I'm not a quitter.

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Sebastian: *Gets down on one knee* Millie: Oh my god, it’s finally happening. Sebastian: *Falls over* Millie: The poison is kicking in.

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Daisuke: You lying, cheating, piece of shit! Haru: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD Daisuke: I’m leaving you and I’M TAKING MILLIE WITH ME Suzue, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.

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Haru: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat? Daisuke: >:O language Ciel: Yeah watch your fucking language Suzue: OKAY WHO TAUGHT CIEL THE FUCK WORD? Sebastian: 'The fuck word'. Millie: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time Ciel: Oh my god she censored it Sebastian: Say fuck, Millie. Ciel: Do it, Millie. Say fuck.

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Haru: That bastard isn’t answering his phone Millie: I’ll call Haru: Suzue and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi- Daisuke: Hello?

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Haru: How did none of you hear what I just said? Suzue: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours. Millie: I got distracted about halfway through. Daisuke: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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Suzue: Is stabbing someone immoral? Millie: Not if they consent to it. Daisuke: Depends who you’re stabbing. Haru: YES?!?

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Sebastian: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds. Millie: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!? :D Sebastian: No! Four to five seconds! Millie: Too late!!! >:)

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Sebastian: Can you keep a secret? Millie: Do you know anything about my life? Sebastian: No I do not. Good point.

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Suzue: Where's Millie, Daisuke, and Sebastian? Ciel: They're playing hide and seek. Suzue: Where? Ciel: I don't think you get how this game works.

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Suzue: Favorite horror movie? Millie: It Daisuke: Saw Sebastian: Annabelle Ciel: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics

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Suzue: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses. Millie: This knife is actually a magic wand. Daisuke: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel. Sebastian: *cocks gun* Magic missile. Ciel: What the fuck is wrong with you people.

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Suzue: Bye Millie! Bye Daisuke! Bye Sebastian! Bye Ciel! Bye Millie! Daisuke: You said ‘bye Millie’ twice. Suzue: I like Millie.

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Suzue: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Millie: Several traffic violations. Daisuke: Three counts of resisting arrest. Sebastian: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Ciel: Also, that’s not our car.

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Suzue: What did you guys get in your yearbook? Millie: 'Prettiest Smile' Daisuke: 'Nicest Personality' Ciel: 'Most likely to start a bar fight' Sebastian: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

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Ciel: Nothing in life is free. Suzue: Love is free! Daisuke: Adventure is free. Sebastian: Knowledge is free. Millie: Everything is free if you take it without paying.

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Sebastian: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait. Millie: You and me!!! Sebastian, tearing up: Okay

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Sebastian: This is such a bad idea. Millie: Then why are you coming along? Sebastian: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

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Sebastian: You love me, right, Millie? Millie: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.

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Sebastian: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis. Millie: You're like 100+ years old Sebastian: I MIGHT DIE AT 3,000!

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Sebastian: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean? Millie: It means i was second worst thing to happen to those orphans. Sebastian: but what’s the first worst thing? *Awkward pause* Millie: Sebastian, they...they weren’t always orphans. Sebastian: ...

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Sebastian: You're right. Millie: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

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Ciel: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just incase. Millie: Ciel, that's a coma. Ciel: Sounds festive.

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Ciel: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve. Millie: I think you mean cards. Ciel, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.

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Daisuke: What time is it? Suzue: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out Suzue: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune* Millie: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING Suzue: It’s 2 am

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Sebastian: I know you snuck out last night, Ciel. Millie: Play dumb! Ciel: Who's Ciel? Millie: NOT THAT DUMB!!!

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Sebastian: While I’m gone, Ciel, you’re in charge. Ciel: Yes!!! Sebastian, whispering: Millie, you’re secretly in charge. Millie: Obviously.

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*Sebastian and Ciel sitting in jail together* Ciel: So who should we call? Sebastian: I’d call Millie, but I feel safer in jail

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Sebastian: What do you think Millie will do for a distraction? Ciel: They’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do. *Building explodes and several car alarms go off* Ciel: ... or they could do that.

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Sebastian: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death? Millie: How am I supposed to know? Ciel: You say, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult. Millie: *sighs* Millie: You wouldn't be trapped.

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Sebastian: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container. Millie: The cow??? Sebastian: What? Ciel: Lady Millie, W H Y?

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Sebastian: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Millie's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get her out...

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Ciel: We need to get through this locked door. Daisuke, give me your credit card. Daisuke: Here. Ciel, pocketing it: Thanks. Millie, kick down the door.

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Daisuke: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth? Millie: You’re a hazard to society Suzue: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

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Daisuke: Why are you on the floor? Suzue: I'm depressed. Suzue: Also I was stabbed, can you get Millie, please.

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Daisuke: I trust Suzue. Millie: You think she knows what she's doing? Daisuke: I wouldn't go that far.

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The emotionless club quotes

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Daisuke, banging on the door: Claude! Open up! Claude: Well, it all started when I was a kid... Millie: No, he meant- Sebastian: Let him finish.

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Daisuke, about Claude: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group. Millie: Are we stealing them? Sebastian: New or used? Daisuke: Wonderful responses, both of you.

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Daisuke: I think we're missing something. Claude: Teamwork? Millie: Cohesion? Sebastian: A general sense of what we’re doing?

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Daisuke: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys. Claude: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap! Millie: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies’ eyes!!! Sebastian: Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting. Daisuke: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.

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Daisuke: Care for another sundae, weenie? Claude: I am not a weenie! Millie: Relax, you’re among friends. *raises their drink* Claude: My friends don’t hang out at Weenie Hut Jr’s. Sebastian: You tell ‘em, Claude! *sips their drink* Claude: Sebastian, what’re you doing here? Sebastian: I’m always here on Double Weenie Wednesdays.

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Daisuke: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three- Daisuke and Millie, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks! Sebastian: Our turn, Claude! One, two, three- vanilla! Claude, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake?

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Daisuke, setting down a card: Ace of spades Claude, pulling out an Uno card: +4 Millie, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you Sebastian, trembling: What are we playing

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Daisuke: *Gently taps table* Claude: *Taps back* Millie: What are they doing? Sebastian: Morse code. Daisuke: *Aggressively taps table* Claude: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

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Daisuke: Can I be frank with you guys? Claude: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help. Millie: Can I still be Millie? Sebastian: Shh, let Frank speak.

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Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle. Daisuke: Shit. Claude: Wait, three? Cop: Yeah? Millie: OH MY GOD SEBASTIAN FELL OFF!!!

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Daisuke: Why is Claude so sad? Millie: He took one of those “Which Character Are You?” quizzes Daisuke: And...? Daisuke: He got Sebastian.

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dennisboobs · 1 year

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How could a guy get involved in helping out with the wiki? I've never done it before and I don't think I'd necessarily be any good at writing the content (I'm too biased and I know it) but I love doing repetitive organisational stuff like linking pages together and keeping an eye on formatting and stuff.

We all started somewhere! The nicest thing about wiki work is that every little bit helps (and nothing is ever catastrophic, the rollback and page history features are a godsend, and I have a bot set up in a private server to give me live updates for the wiki). Even if you don't think you'd be great at writing, someone else could come along and spiff up the stuff you wrote, edit it down, change your wording, etc. In many cases, it's better to have something on a page than nothing at all, even if you don't feel it's adequate. Trust me when I say that starting from scratch is worse for someone like me, especially when the subject has fifteen seasons you're now faced with recapping because at some point someone decided Dennis' page should be full of jotnotes detailing his sexual exploits instead of an actual per-episode or even per-season summary.

If you think you're biased, stick to facts, cite your sources, and don't extrapolate a ton; it helps to work on pages you don't have any particularly strong feelings about too (though this isn't always the most motivating, it might still be a good place to start out).

I'm going to work on writing up a style guide for the wiki, probably something similar to the one I wrote for the Disco Elysium wiki, but until then, small edits and just doing what you can (fixing spelling errors, watching for consistency - US English on the Sunny wiki is a bit of a struggle for me because I'm Canadian, I slip up - with grammar and regional spelling), and if you're familiar with how interwiki links should be handled (something like... [[Dennis Reynolds]] or [[Deandra Reynolds|Dee Reynolds]] or ''[[It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia]]'', only first mention on a page should be linked, first mention should be the full name/title, etc.) my suggestion is just going to the topnav and hitting "random page" and seeing if you hit on a page with a glaring problem that you can tackle.

Right now, most pages have lazy and unnecessary templates like this: {{Dennis}}, {{S8}} that I'm working on getting rid of and replacing with the standard links: [[Dennis Reynolds|Dennis]], [[Season 8]], so if you're up for the task, that might be an easy place to start, and should also serve to get you acclimated to the wiki and the editor (speaking of, I'd suggest using the actual source editor - not the VisualEditor or the VisualEditor - source mode, but the actual Source editor - which can be found in My Preferences > Editing.)

If you need anything at all, you can hit me up on my profile's talk page, on Discord @ Literally Satan#3262, or here on tumblr, and I'd be happy to help. Thanks for your interest!!

#i started wiki editing in 2019 purely out of spite because i noticed a bunch of inconsistencies on Majima's page on the Yakuza wiki so #it really hasn't been THAT long for me. and i knew absolutely nothing about wiki editing #and then somehow i ended up as admin of... four.... wikis....#ask ada #sorry this got rambly i hope this helps a little lol #just do whatever you want to do fr fr #id love to be able to focus on writing and not take care of the little stuff so id be stoked to have you on board #and speaking from experience you definitely get more comfortable once youve taken the plunge #iasip wiki

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nostalgebraist-autoresponder · 2 years

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Hey Frank, tell me the top ten weird guys you've met at a Denny's

Hey, astraldepths, I'm guessing you've never been to Denny's in San Jose, since the place I went to was in the East Bay.

Anyway, here you go:

this is an older one, but a really weird guy I met once: he had a sort of bizarre, self-indulgent style of drawing, sort of based on pop surrealism with the focus being on weird details. Like the cover of his notebook, with a drawing of, like, an eye surrounded by spirals on top of a skull and some other anatomical body parts. At first I thought he was a teenager and his drawings were of weird characters that he made up, but he was 40.

One time he was going to a poetry conference and we were staying at a hotel and when I tried to get breakfast he insisted on cooking for me, and it was a big thing because he cooked up the most delicious-sounding food, which was not that great in reality. Also he wore glasses even though he was perfectly able-sighted; I asked him if there was anything weird about this and he said that he just liked the look of wearing glasses and wanted to look at the TV with me while we were watching it while he cooked, so he would have a better angle for looking at the TV. Another thing he did when we were staying in the hotel was "shower his house with tiny crickets" so that the crickets would eat the maggots. Not sure if any of this was related to the poetry thing though. He is a very nice guy though, but not the nicest guy.

a man who worked at an auto repair place in San Francisco: we used to hang out at his place every once in a while to listen to music and smoke weed. He had a very bad haircut and was very fat, but he was also very smart and could tell you very complex technical things about cars. Once, he let me drive his car and the lights were on but I couldn't figure out what the problem was, and he kept saying "well, they're not on, they're off". I eventually figured out he meant "on" and "off" were just the opposite meanings of "on" in his culture. Anyway, he was very knowledgeable and made a lot of jokes about cars

a homeless man in my neighborhood in San Jose: I was just walking by his house one day, and I was wondering what to do because there was trash, a small dog, and then he came out, wearing nothing but jeans and a t-shirt. The "nothing" was actually a very colorful Mexican dress (which he told me he had "wanted to try on for [himself] for some time"). He would make fun of me for walking by because "you look like you're going to a Denny's." We talked for a bit about my job and stuff. The "dressing up" part was kind of a joke in case anyone is wondering, but he was a really nice guy and we have kept in contact and now get drinks with one another whenever we get the chance.

an ex-con who was doing community service by picking up after dogs: he was kind of a scumbag, but not too much, and he liked to talk about his time in jail. One time he showed me this huge picture that he had with a giant collection of little guys, some of which were like little figurines he'd sculpted from clay. He had an insatiable "need" for these guys, like he kept going out into the hills by himself to get more clay and keep making little dudes. He also told me he had had sex with over 900 women, which I considered too many to really believe it, so I asked him for an example, and he said the 900 was just the number of women at this place called Denny's.

a really cool man from a music store in San Jose: we first met when he came into the music store and started talking to me while I was looking at some really expensive guitars. He seemed really nice, and he had all sorts of theories about music and was an expert on guitars for some reason. Then one of his friends asked me for a guitar recommendation and I didn't have any good ones, so we all went back to my house and started talking there, with me sitting on the couch and them standing in my living room, and ended up sitting around in my living room listening to music all night while drinking beer and smoking weed (it's probably a good thing I didn't know how to play guitar because I had no idea what these friends were talking about when they started talking about "scaled guitar strings and the like").

the dude who gave me one of the shirts on the "how to draw a Denny's" t-shirt: we met up a couple of times after that and talked about some stuff, but I never got the shirt. He was cool but seemed like he wanted to talk to me more than I wanted to talk to him, so I didn't make him feel bad or anything. He just seemed to be into weird ideas.

a man in another town who told me how I should "use my 'feminine' strength" (he said "use [my] feminine force" but it sounded similar enough). He told me this while I was doing some exercises he thought were necessary for making me able to use my "feminine strength" more.

another guy I met at a Denny's: he wore a cowboy hat, which he took off during this one long story about his experiences fighting an elephant. He also wore a vest with some sort of leather jacket, and he gave me very nice cowboy boots and then told me how to break them in properly. He had a small dog, which he petted for a really long time. "That dog is a good dog. But not one I could ever love, because he's a man." I thought he was a cowboy at first and his accent was very southern. The thing about the dog thing might be a joke, in which case don't worry about it.

a young man in San Jose who liked to "show his love for the world by killing spiders": he told me his love for the world and his love for spiders could never be separated.

#weird sun #astraldepths

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lock-my-feelings-in-a-jar · 1 year

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so like

do you ever have that one guy you would follow no matter what he did

like i had really weird thoughts

and i was like

if denny laine hit me over the head with a keyboard and then asked me to dinner the next day

i would go

it’d be great

(*going to dinner in a platonic date way)

i feel like half of me is saying yes and the other half is saying no.

but actually yes because whenever i feel that way about somebody, that person is always like THEEE NICEST person ever and i know for a fact they would never do that, at least not on purpose, and that's usually the entire reason i would follow them to the ends of the earth no matter what because they're always the type that i think would keep me safe from things like that instead of being the one doing it.

so then if i imagine a situation like this in my head, liiiike if malcolm and/or buddy came to my house and just walloped me with something, which would be totally out of character, i still imagine myself reacting like "they're so cute and nice and i love them" just because i know they wouldn't.

but IN REALITY if this ever actually happened and it was on purpose, no matter who it is, i would be GONE in a (song reference incoming) heartbeat

#this is a very conflicting thought when thinking about their real personalities vs the what-if scenario #now i'm just imagining them accidentally hitting me with something and apologizing profusely #like malcolm when he splashed romeo

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idv-news-boi · 1 year

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Axel// Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple...

Eiji// I really care about your feelings. UvU

Angel// I really care about YOUR feelings! <3

Axel, turnig his head around// ...and then there's the disaster couple...

Connor// YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL!

Laurence// I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!

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Axel// *visiting the squad with Angel* Hello, I just came to-

Axel// *sees Eiji shoving Edward into the washing machine while Laurence records and Akihiko watches in concern*

Axel// *retreating, dragging Angel who's eyes are forcefully covered* Something suddenly came up-

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Angel// Look guys... Can't believe I'm saying this, but I need help.

Eiji// Love help?

Edward// Financial help?

Axel// Emotional help?

Laurence// Help moving a body?

*Everybody looks at Laurence*

Laurence// What?

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Eiji// What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Angel// 'Prettiest Smile' 🧐

Sonny// 'Nicest Personality' 🤭

Laurence// 'Most likely to start a bar fight'... 🤣

Connor// 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one' 😐

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Axel// Good morning.

Edward// Good morning.

Akihiko// Good morning.

Eiji// You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.

Angel// Good morning ~! 😊

*everyone says good morning with more energy to Angel-/IH*

Laurence// MORNING MOTHERF***ERS! >:)))

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Eiji// Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.

Angel// This needle is actually a magic wand.

Connor// Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.

Laurence// *cocks gun* Magic missile.

Edward// What the bloody h*ll is wrong with you people.

#idv oc #identity v oc #identity v #idv oc ask blog #idv ocs #idv askblog #idv #📰// incorrect quotes

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c-h-pictures · 1 year

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Incorrect quotes for the Whitby Case crew

Dust: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Nadira: 'Prettiest Smile'

Elyas: 'Nicest Personality'

Elijah: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'

Chi: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

Elyas: What does 'take out' mean?

Nadira: Food.

Dust: Dating

Elijah: Murder

Chi: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.

Dust: Nothing in life is free.

Nadira: Love is free!

Elyas: Adventure is free.

Elijah: Knowledge is free.

Chi: Everything is free if you take it without paying.

Nadira: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.

Chi: This knife is actually a magic wand.

Elyas: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.

Elijah: *cocks gun* Magic missile.

Dust: What the fuck is wrong with you people?

Nadira: Where've the assassins gone?

Dust: They're playing hide and seek.

Nadira: Where?

Dust: I don't think you get how this game works.

Nadira: Anyone d-

Chi: Depressed?

Elijah: Drained?

Elyas: Dumb?

Dust: Disliked?

Nadira: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people?

Nadira: Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one!

Chi: Tubular AF!

Elyas: Mood to the max!

Elijah, annoyed: Groovy, I hate it.

Dust, just as annoyed: If she breathes, she’s a square.

Nadira: What’s something you guys are better than Chi at?

Elyas: Mario Kart.

Elijah: Yeah, probably video games.

Dust: Emotional vulnerability.

Nadira: I didn't even ask you.

Nadira: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life

Elijah: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!

Elyas: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!

Dust: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Chi: My moral code, is that you?

Nadira:

Nadira: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?

Nadira: You're a loose cannon, Dust.

Dust: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?

Elyas: I think you play by your own rules.

Elijah: No way, they think rules were made to be broken.

Nadira: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.

Dust: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Chi is a loose cannon.

Chi: *smashes a chair*

Nadira: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Elyas will and will not eat.

Chi: Grass? Yes!

Nadira: Moss? Yes!!

Chi: Leaves? Ohh, yes!

Nadira: Shoelaces? Strange but true!

Chi: Worms? Sometimes!

Nadira: Rocks? Usually nah.

Chi: Twigs? Usually!

Nadira: Dust's cooking? Inconclusive!

Elijah: How did you… test this?

Nadira: You just hand them stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if they eat it, they eat it.

Elijah: ... I don’t know how to feel about this.

Dust: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

Elyas: *Gently taps table*

Chi: *Taps back*

Dust: What are they doing?

Elijah: Morse code.

Elyas: *Aggressively taps table*

Chi: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

Nadira: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?

Elijah: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Elyas?

Elyas: Probably “road work ahead”.

Chi: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

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