Pjo incorrect quotes #2
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Percy: I have a black belt
Annabeth: In what, karate?
Percy: No, from Gucci
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Percy: Am I going too far?
Annabeth: No, no, no. You went too far about 7 hours ago. Now you're going to jail
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Percy: You saved me. I owe you my life
Annabeth: No thanks. I've seen it and I'm not very impressed
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Percy: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works
Annabeth, drinking toast: Why do you say that?
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Percy: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis
Annabeth: You're like 15 years old
Percy: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!
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Percy: Am I in trouble?
Annabeth: Take a guess
Percy: No?
Annabeth: Take another guess
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Percy: It's dark in here
Annabeth: Don't worry dude, I got this
Annabeth: *Stomps her feet*
Annabeth: *Sketchers light up*
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Percy: If there's a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back
Annabeth: Of course, I can't flip this table by myself
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Annabeth: You're right
Percy: That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?
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Percy: You kill people for money?!
Annabeth: I can explain
Percy: And all this time I've been doing it for free like a chump!
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Percy: Jail is no fun
Annabeth: Oh, you've been?
Percy: Once, in monopoly
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Grover: I love you guys, you're the best thing thats happened to me
Annabeth: We're the best thing thats ever happened to you?
Grover: Yes!
Percy: I'm starting to feel sorry for you
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Grover: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me
Annabeth: Okay, but in my defense, Percy bet me 50 cents I couldn't drink all that shampoo
Grover: That's not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!
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Grover: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold
Annabeth: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big ole house
Percy: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million
Annabeth: Good thinking
Grover: *concerned parent*
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Percy: Do you ever talk about you're emotions, Annabeth?
Annabeth: No
Grover: I do!
Percy: I know, Grover
Grover: I'm sad
Percy: I know, Grover
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Percy: Annabeth and I don't use pet names
Grover: What do bees make?
Percy: Honey?
Annabeth: Yes dear?
Percy:
Grover: Don't ever lie to my face again
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Percy, in a high voice, holding barbie: Hey Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting career!
Annabeth, in a deep voice, holding ken: Nonsense Babrbie, you're staying home and having my kids
Grover: What the crap are you guys doing?
Percy: Playing systematic oppression
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Grover: Annabeth, keep an eye on Percy today. He's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched
Annabeth: Sure, I would love to see Percy get punched!
Grover: Try again
Annabeth, sighing: I will stop Percy from getting punched
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Percy: Good responses to being stabbed with a knife?
Will: Rude
Nico: Thats fair
Annabeth: Not again
Jason: Are you going to want this back?
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Percy: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses
Will: This knife is a magic wand
Nico: Meet me in the Denny's parking lot for a wizard duel
Annabeth: *Cocks gun* Magic missile
Jason: What the crap is wrong with you people?
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Percy: Looking left cause u don't treat me right.
Will: Looking right because you left
Nico: Looking up cause you let me down
Annabeth: Looking down because you messed up
Jason: What is wrong with you guys?
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Percy: Are we really going to let Will keep Nico?
Annabeth: We kept Leo
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Percy: Why isn't the statue smirking at me? :(
Will: The statue isn't smirking at anyone, they're just imagining it.
Percy: 3 of us saw it Will. How do explain that?
Will: *Points to Nico* Sleep deprivation. *Points to Annabeth* Paranoia. *Points to Jason* Delusional personality disorder.
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Percy: I've done a lot of dumb stuff
Grover: I witnessed the dumb stuff
Rachel: I recorded the dumb stuff
Annabeth: I joined in on the dumb stuff
Chiron: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!
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Percy: Bye Annabeth! Bye Grover! Bye Chiron! Bye Tyson! Bye Annabeth!
Grover: You said 'Bye Annabeth' twice.
Percy: I like Annabeth
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Jason: What did you guys get in your year book?
Piper&Will: 'Nicest smile'
Frank&Hazel&Grover: 'Nicest Personality'
Percy&Leo&Thalia: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Annabeth&Nico&Reyna: 'Least likely to start a bar fight but most likely to win one.
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Me reading: Man, why does the author have to do us like this. I hate this drama. WHY CAN'T THEY JUST BE HAPPY! *Cries in a corner*
Also me, writing: Imma do this to this character, kill this character off, give this other character so much pain and trauma they forgot what happiness feels like! *Manically laughing in the distance*
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I need an au where everything is kinda the same except Percy dances while he fights. He is a dancer. And Annabeth, in the first book is just annoyed with Percy, but in HoO she actually dances with him. And they’re just this dancing couple fighting:
Percy: Shall we?
Annabeth: We shall.
Percabeth: *Waltz through the croud of monsters slashing and stabbing*
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