Incorrect quotes with the five villains!
Menendez: Bye Menèndez! Bye Rorke! Bye Adler! Bye Graves! Bye Menéndez!
Rorke: You said 'bye Menéndez' twice.
Makarov: I like Menéndez.
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Makarov: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Menéndez: "Prettiest smile."
Rorke: "Nicest personality."
Adler: "Most likely to start a bar fight."
Graves: "Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one."
(new hc, adler and graves fight in bars occasionally /j)
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Graves: Good morning.
Menéndez: Good morning.
Adler: Good morning.
Rorke: You all sound like robots! Try spicing it up a bit—
Makarov: GOOD MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS
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Makarov: We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Rorke will and will not eat!
Menéndez: Grass? Yes.
Makarov: Moss? Yep.
Menéndez: Leaves? Yes!
Makarov: Shoelaces? Strangely, yes.
Menéndez: Worms? Occasionally.
Makarov: Rocks? Nope.
Menéndez: Twigs? Usually, for some reason.
Makarov: Graves's cooking? Inconclusive.
Adler: How did you two.. Test this?
Makarov: You just hand him stuff and say "eat this" and if he eats it, he eats it.
Adler: I, don't know how to feel about this.
Graves, VERY concerned: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT??
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Graves: What does "take out" mean?
Rorke: Food!
Menèndez: Dating.
Adler: Murder.
Makarov: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.
Graves: Are we really going to let Menéndez keep Makarov?
Adler: We kept Rorke.
(hold on im getting vibes)
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Menéndez: Poison is a magic transmutation that turns people into corpses.
Rorke: This knife is actually a magic wand.
Makarov: Meet me in the Denny's parking lot for a wizard duel.
Adler: *cocks gun* Magic missile.
Graves: What the fuck is wrong with you people?
Adler and Graves incorrect quotes, because I feel like these two could get along.
Graves, in a beach shirt: So sue me, and I'd like to be on Island Time for a day!
Adler: I have Spotify open right now on my computer, do you want me to blast you? Do you want me to put you on blast? Because I've got your history right here on the sidebar.
Adler: Take it back by Jimmy Buffet, Nautical Wheelers by Jimmy Buffet, Jolly Mon Sing by Jimmy Buffet, Steamer by Jimmy Buffet, TREAT HER LIKE A LADY BY JIMMY BUFFET, MAÑANA BY JIMMY BUFFET, WHEN SALOME PLAYS THE DRUMS BY JAMES BUFFET, HAVANA DAYDREAMIN BY JIMMY BUFFET— What the FUCK happened to you?!
Graves, laughing his ass off: I HAD A CASE OF THE MONDAYS—
Adler: ARE YOU HAUNTED?! ARE YOU FUCKING POSSESSED? DO I NEED TO GET AN EXORCIST?!
Adler: YOU USED TO BE MY FRIEND! WHO A R E YOU?!
Graves, crying and laughing: i ha d a c ase of the mon d a ys
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Adler: Is something burning?
Graves: Just my love for you. (/j)
Adler: Graves, the toaster is on fire.
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Adler: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Graves, drinking toast: Why do you say that?
Graves: Hey, look, it's efficient!
Adler: No the FUCK it's not.
Adler: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
Graves: Adler, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.
Graves: Are you an 'arr' pirate or a 'yo ho ho' pirate?
Adler: I'm a 'I'm not paying $600 for photoshop' pirate.
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Hello! I’m Onyx and this is my Call of duty blog! This is mainly gonna be about black ops, (specifically black ops one) and it’s mostly gonna be memes that I made, incorrect quotes, and maybe the occasional fanfiction, who knows.
Here’s some other things about me~
- My pronouns are He/they/it/pup (I use other neopronouns as well but these are the main pronouns I use)
- I am a transgender demi-boy and I am omnisexual.
- I have ADHD and hyper-fixate on things. My current hyperfixation are: Minecraft, beauty and the beast, and ofc: Call of duty: Black ops one
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Well, nobody knows me and maybe no one sees this but I'll just say like my 7 year old self before was only interested in Black ops ll because of the zombies mode and now I just pass the campaign to see these two 🤦🏻
Español:Bueno, nadie me conoce y tal vez nadie vea esto, pero solo diré que mi yo de 7 años antes solo estaba interesada en Black Ops II por el modo zombies y ahora solo me paso la campaña para ver a estos dos.
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