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deidaratheartboi · 3 years

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The Aftermath

After Tobi's little senpai episode things simply haven't been the same with Deidara, Sasori, and Itachi. But, Hidan and Kakuzu are enjoying the drama and tea.

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Akatsuki Group Chat

Sasori: So what are we doing today?

Deidara: Idk

Itachi: Can I hang with you guys?

Sasori: Don't you have Kisame?

Itachi: He's on a mission won't be back till 4 weeks

Deidara: Wtf is his mission

Itachi: Wouldn't say. So that a yes or no?

Sasori: I'm sure Tobi would like to be around his new senpai

Ilovetea has went online.

Teaislife has went online.

Ilovetea: Sniff sniff. You smell that Kakuzu? Tea

Teaislife: Oh yes the pleasant aroma of drama and heartbreak.

Itachi: Fuck off you too Sasori

Sasori: I'm simply stating a fact no need to get hostile Itachi

Deidara: Sure why not Itachi

Sasori: DEIDARA YOU BRAT!

Deidara: What's so wrong with him hanging with us?

Sasori: For number one I wasn't aware he hanged with anyone less known people. (And because he likes you you idiot)

A/N: When I do the ( in the texting stories it is the characters inner thoughts.

Itachi: What's that suppose to mean?

Sasori: You guess genius. For number two it was only suppose to be me and you.

Itachi: Jealous much?

Sasori: No. (You have no idea)

Itachi: Hmph

Deidara: Sasori. Talk. Now

Ilovetea: Shit is getting real

Teaislife: Yaaaaasss

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Sasori: What is it?

Deidara: YOU! You've been acting differently ever since Tobi and his little episode. Anything you wanna tell me?

Sasori: No Deidara. ( I only like you more then I should but, I'm way too old for you and I'm jealous that Itachi would even think to look at you that way but, he 's prefect in every way and I'm possessive. No not really)

Deidara: Hmph just let him hang with us please?

Sasori: (Man I hate when he does that) Sure

Deidara: Thank you danna

Sasori: Anything for you. (He's so dense)

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Akatsuki Group Chat

Ilovetea: So yeah I told that bitch if she even tried to touch me I would stuff her into that cheap ass knockoff Chanel purse

Teaislife: That's my boy

Ilovetea: This is the one time your nice to me

Teaislife: Yeah because tea

Ilovetea: That's my man

Itachi: Yeah this is getting weird

Sasori has went online.

Deidara has went online.

Itachi: So you've decided?

Deidara: Yeah you can hang with us

Itachi: Cool what are we doing?

Sasoir: Watching a movie

Itachi: What kind?

Sasori: Um

Itachi: Let me guess? You haven't picked?

Sasori: Shut up

Ilovetea: And they're back at it

Teaislife: Reminds me of us when we were young

Ilovetea: lmao like hours ago

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They all go to Sasori's room to pick a movie.

Itachi: I don't see why we have to use his room

Sasori: If you don't like it leave

Itachi: I'm just saying we could just go to a theatre

Deidara: But, I don't feel like going out

Deidara starts to pick out some movies and Itachi helps him.

Sasori is glaring at Itachi the whole time.

Deidara: We got one! I'm gonna get snacks

Deidara walks out leaving Sasori and Itachi alone. Together. In the same room.

Itachi: What's your problem?

Sasori: Don't know what's yours always being around Deidara?

Itachi: Your around him most of the time like a guard dog or a little lost puppy.

Sasori: Well this "puppy" could beat your ass

Itachi: You wish

Sasori: That a challenge?

Itachi: Hmph

Sasori: Stay away from Deidara

Itachi: Jealous he'll fall for me?

Sasori pushes him down.

Hidan and Kakuzu were walking by and just so happened to ahve a phone on them. They started to record.

Itachi grabbing Sasori by the leg.

Sasori grabbing Itachi's hair and pulled on it.

Itachi started to beat Sasori with a pillow.

It goes on for awhile.

Kakuzu: Maybe I will here a cha ching in my bank account after all

Hidan: This shit is going viral

Deidara: Wtf guys?

Sasori and Itachi turn around.

Itachi: It's not wha-

Deidara: Save your breath I only wanted a movie but you guys need to work some things out. Come on Hidan and Kakuzu.

Kakuzu: We got what we wanted

Hidan: Heh yea

They all walk away leaving Sasori and Itachi alone.

They sit in silence for a few minutes.

Itachi: Are we fighting just to be fighting or over Deidara?

Sasori: What do you like him?

Itachi: I mean yeah. You?

Sasori: Yeah...

Itachi: Then why not tell him?

Sasori: Take your own advice

Itachi: Hmph well you've liked him longer so yeah

Sasori: It'll never work out he's too young for me

Itachi: I mean if he likes you back isn't that what matters?

Sasori: Yeah I guess

Itachi: Then shoot for it

Sasori: I guess... but, still he's just too young. You can have him.

Itachi: But, Sas-

Sasori: Take care of him

Itachi: .....

Sasori: ....

Little did they know Deidara heard the entire thing.

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Anyone got any love advice for them huh?

Sasori why you give up so fast you haven't even asked him damnit

#akatsuki texts #deidara x sasori #deidaraxitachi #hidan #kakuzu #sasori #itachi #deidara

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forthereaderinserts · 4 years

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What if y/n had a baby-face???? How would everyone react???? I'm very curious. 😅😅

I have a baby face. I feel. Attacked

For one, you’ll most likely never escape Hashirama and his hugs no matter what Tobirama, Madara or Mito. That’s your home.

Tobirama has a baby face too, being younger than Hashirama and shorter, his baby face won’t go away until he’s in 20s. He gets it.

Any baby face reminds Madara of his siblings. So this is another good luck because he’s never letting you out of his sight until he knows your safe. Probably will also hug you a lot.

Izuna has a baby face. He’s proud of it. But he’d grab your face very very softly to just squish a little and smile. You cannot escape.

Kakashi was very young when he became a genin, so he had a baby face for most of his career. Still has a baby face, it’s just hidden by his mask. Will still tease you, subtly, but will tease you.

Naruto and Sakura will gush any chance they get, squishing your face, cupping your face, or just rubbing your face. The works. Will also not let you escape their hugs.

Sasuke has a baby face, he gets it. He really does, he had to deal with his brother and entire family squishing his cheeks until they were red. Because of that he wouldn’t say anything about your baby face.

Team 8 have pretty much the same reaction just in various extremes. Hinata thinks you’re cute, Kiba says you look like a puppy, Shino actually kind of likes baby faces so...yeah this one group hug you’re getting.

Most if not all the jonins are going to try to adopt you. They don’t care. Baby face? Baby.

Lee, TenTen and Neji? Will try to hug you. All of them. They’re also a pretty decent tracking team, you aren’t escaping this hug.

Ino loves your baby face!!! Reminds her of when you were all 6 year olds and falling down hills. Is very happy you didn’t grow out of it.

Shikamaru doesn’t care. He’s Shikamaru. Rather be watching the clouds or the river.

Choji has chubby cheeks! So he’ll always have a baby face! Baby face club

The criminals?

Tobi will not and will never let go of you. Baby face means huggable, and that you remind him of a close friend.

Deidara and Sasori have baby faces. One just more permanent than the other, but will be much much nicer to you, or quieter around you.

Konan and Pein/Nagato like staring at your baby face. You remind them of when they were happier.

Kakazu doesn’t really care, but you’re not as annoying as the other idiots so you can stay while he counts.

Kisame is the one to tease you. And hug you. Tinier than he is and looks so adorable??? Hm yeah good luck.

Itachi spends the most time with you. You look just like his little brother with your soft face, he likes looking back on those memories.

Hidan feels like a big brother when it comes to anyone with a baby face. He always feels the need to not curse as much or be as loud and he has no fucking clue why? It’s like a mom override.

Kabuto has a baby face but will still pull your cheeks. He thinks it’s cute

#ask!#the harem

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briefololtragedy · 4 years

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Hashirama’s Plan

Chapter 4 of Fire Station 9

Pairing: Tobirama x Sakura

Rating G

Summary: Sakura tells Tobirama of her plan to raise enough money to beat KPD.

Also posted on AO3 (for chapters 1-3)

The men were bustling about the station getting ready for the day. Tobirama sat in his office drinking his cup of coffee. He could tell it was going to be a long day. The florist was coming over to discuss the ball and ideas for events. Some of the men were giddy with excitement to have a woman in the station.

Tobirama remembers when he talked to some of the guys about her idea. All of them jumped at the opportunity to help with the decorations and set up. His younger brother Itami was also on board to help with creating the pillars. Apparently Sakura and Itami knew each other from high school. Tobirma’s eye started to twitch.

With one last swig of his coffee he left his office. He needed more coffee, which meant venturing to the kitchen to get it. As he walked through the hallways he could hear the voices get louder in the dining area. Brief snippets of the conversation flooded through his ears. Konohamaru was giddy with excitement. The new recruit was Asuma’s nephew, but didn’t seem to take after the older man’s laid back nature.

“Hey boss when is Sakura going to get here? I haven’t seen her ages.” Tobirama was debating spiking the boys coffee with cough syrup. Hmm while he was at it he should also spike his brother’s coffee as well.

“Will you calm down. How will you ever be able to keep calm in a fire or emergency situation if you are as excitable as a puppy?” Konohamaru's face fell flat.

“Sorry it's just Sakura is friends with Naruto and I grew up with them. I haven’t seen her since she started her own business. Ami always looked up to her. Sakura was her inspiration for going to nursing school.” Tobirama lifted an eyebrow at that.

“How did a florist inspire someone to go into nursing school?” Before Konohamaru could respond they heard a soft voice break through all the noise.

“Oh there you are. I wasn’t sure where you wanted to meet so I hope you don’t mind that I just let myself in.” Konohamaru ran to Sakura to pick her up.

“Sakura-chan! I haven’t seen you in ages.” Sakura laughed at Konohamaru and gave him a hug back. Tobirama was surrounded by children. Where the hell was the coffee.

“Konohamaru how are you? Is Ami doing ok? Have you asked her out yet.” Konohamaru started to stammer.

“Sakura, she is just a friend.” He could hear the pout on Konohamaru’s face even with his back turned.

“Of course. It’s really Hanabi you like.” Before he had to tell them to break up their bonding moment, Sakura stopped it.

“We should catch up some time. Come by the flower or coffee shop when you are free. I have things to discuss with your Chief.” As Tobirama took a sip from the elixir of life he noticed how all the guys were staring at her. He then took in her appearance, he understood why. She was wearing a pair of exercise pants that were fifty percent mesh and a sleeveless racerback exercise top. He could see the definitions of her arm and back muscles. Her hair was braided down her back. She didn’t look like she was trying to attract attention, but the auror around her pulled people in. Yeah they would have no problem finding help.

“Tobirama-san is there somewhere you would like to go over the plans some more. I have come up with some ideas I would like to run by you.” With a heavy sigh he started to lead her to his office. However, he was interrupted by one of the crew members offering her a cup of coffee. It was Deidera. He had been with them for a little over a year, he was the arsonist expert. He didn’t know why irritation overcame him. He narrowed it down to having to wait longer to go over the plans. Tobirama also thought of how Deidara should be investigating one of the recent factory fires.

Tobirama was intrigued when he saw her take her coffee black. He would have expected a ton of sugar and cream. Instead she took a small sip and then nodded her head. When he saw her smile the irritation faded some.

“Do you want to join me to discuss this or not.” Yep he was still irritated. The crew started to scatter. Sakura just rolled her eyes at him.

“Jeez someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.” The men all froze when she spoke waiting for him to go off on her. Instead she walked ahead of him and he followed.

Sakura looked around his office, it was psycho killer level organized. There were no papers on his desk. He had desk organizers with neatly stacked papers, on the counter behind him. A couple of awards and certificates decorated his walls. His office was like him, no nonsense.

“Alright Sakura-san lets get this over with.” Sakura watched him sit elegantly in his chair, while she just plopped in the guest chair. He just looked at her and didn’t bother to continue the conversation. Sakura knew he wanted her to start talking.

“First I wanted to see if you have asked the men if they would help with decorations and set up?” Sakura was hoping he was at least able to carry enough conversational skills to ask a simple question with people he worked with everyday.

“They all were in agreement to lending a hand.”

“That’s great! It will help us save a lot of money. On the topic of money I have been thinking of different events that can take place during the ball. One of them is to have an auction.” Sakura paused waiting for him to say something. He tilted his head and was silent for a few seconds.

“An auction. Doesn’t that mean we have to get products for the attendees to bid on?” Yep here comes the pessimistic attitude.

“Well I was thinking about that. Did your school ever have student auctions senior year?” Sakura was praying that he would say yes.

“No.” Tobirama wanted her to get to the point.

“Oh. Ok. So in high school the student council would set up an event every year. Students from the senior class would be put up for auction. The other grades would then bid on them. The seniors would create a list of what they would do for the day for the person who placed the highest bid on them. It didn’t cost any money for the auction itself and always brought in a good amount of money for Grad Week activities. So I was thinking that we could do something similar with the firefighters.” Sakura looked at him hopefully. The man had a great poker face.

“You want to auction off the firefighters to raise money?” His voice was tight when he spoke. Tobirama didn’t like how this sounded. But he liked the idea of no money going into the event.

“Yes. Each firefighter would create a bio to have posted before the event. The attendants can access it on your website. I was also thinking of having two of my friends help with creating photos for the website as well.” Sakura wanted to scream at him to just accept the idea.

This idea left a bitter taste in his mouth, but he wouldn’t have to participate in it.

“And what would my crew be doing for those who win?” Sakura was anticipating this question. She knew Tobirama’s distaste for the firefighter calendars that some of the other stations would create, so knew this would not be his cup of tea.

“They would have a day with the firefighter. It will be in the rules that everything is to remain respectful for all parties involved.” Tobirama folded his arms and leaned back.

“Will your friends charge for the photos?” Sakura found hope bubbling up on the inside.

“No they will be doing it as a favor.” Sakura just had to treat Sai and Ino to a dinner of their choice.

“Fine.” Sakura found herself jumping up in excitement. She looked over to Tobirama who looked like he was going to explode.

“Sorry. I got a little excited.” Sakura sat back down in her chair. She pulled out some files from her bag and tried to appear like the professional business woman she was.

“We could also auction off some days for people to spend time in the firestation.” Tobirama didn’t know where the idea came from or what possessed him to say it out loud.

“That sounds wonderful!” Sakura clasped her hands in front of her in excitement. Maybe this would be so bad. They settled into a more detailed conversation about the logistics of the ball. It seemed like only moments had passed, but when he glanced at his watch they had been in his office for over 2 hours.

As she went to open her mouth Tobirama’s office door was flung open, causing her to jump. She didn’t realize Tobirama jumped slightly as well.

“Chief, Deidara is back from the scene of the factory fire.” Jin then walked away.

Tobirama cleared his throat and got up to move.

“I have to speak to one of my guys. Do you mind waiting out in the main hall?”

“Of course not.” With that Sakura gathered her things and took off. Deidara was standing outside the door and Tobirama saw him glance at his Sakura’s backside as she left.

“Deidara, come in.” Tobirama knew he was in for a long meeting. He could not bang his head against his desk.

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Sakura found herself back in the dining hall. There were some old upholstered arm chairs in the corner by the windows. The beat up old chairs looked far more comfortable than the wooden dining chairs. Sakura quickly settled into the worn out chairs and grabbed her phone. She sent a quick text to Ino about the upcoming job. She then silenced her phone and picked up her tablet. Sakura wasn't in the mood for Ino at the moment.

A few minutes went by as Sakura worked. She was so engrossed that she didn’t realize someone sat in the chair next to her until they spoke.

“Hi I’m Kotetsu. You must be Sakura, the person helping with the ball this year.” Sakura looked up to see a man around her age sitting down next to her. He had brown eyes and dark black-blue hair. His hair was slightly wild sticking out at odd angles. He overall was handsome, if not on the plain side.

“Yes, I’m Sakura. Nice to meet you.” Sakura extended her hand to shake his. It was then she noticed the boyish smile that crossed his face.

“So are you going to help us beat the KPD this year? “

“That’s the plan. I heard that you guys are willing to help as well, which will help.”

“Yeah lots of the guys are looking forward to helping.” Kotetsu was now leaning over, arms on his legs and he talked to her.

“Hey Kotetsu, we have to clean the engine. Get your ass over here.” A man with brown hair that covered one of his eyes called out, interrupting the conversation.

“Guess duty calls. I look forward to seeing you around more.” With a wink he ran off. Sakura found herself sighing. She wasn’t sure if she could handle flirting and starting over. She was supposed to be done with this. Stupid men.

Sakura busied herself with her tablet. Hashirama had sent her a list of the crew members of station 9. She hoped all of them would be in agreement with the plan.

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Deidara finally finished giving Tobirama the report. Sadly it seemed they would have to work with the KPD on the case, which meant he would have to work with either Izuna or Shisui. Tobirama felt a bitter taste come up his mouth. Shisui was decent to work with, but Izuna grated on his nerves.

Tobirama needed to stretch his legs and found himself walking with Deidara out of the office.

“So is the florist single? I can see why the crews jumped to helping with manual labor, Un. “ Tobirama rolled his eyes.

As they rounded the corner he had to stop for a second. Sakura was sitting in one of the beat up chairs, he made a mental note to get new ones the moment they had the extra money. She was hunched over her tablet, engrossed in her work. As he went to speak to her, he heard him.

“Sakura! How is my little brother treating you?” Hashirama bounced into the station, like a monkey with cymbals. Sakura looked up from her work and smiled at him.

“Hashirama it's good to see you again. Tobirama has been great to work with. I am just working on our main event for the ball.” Tobirama let out a breath he didn’t know he was holding.

“Brother what are you doing here?” Tobirama made his presence known to the duo. He quickly evaded his brother’s hug.

“I wanted to see how the planning was going. Tell me what is the main event?” Before Tobirama could speak, Sakura cut in.

“Well we still need to discuss it with the crew, but we were thinking of an auction. A day with a firefighter. Thank you for the list, by the way. There are 3 crews in this station, so I hope that if all 12 participate we would raise enough money.” Sakura started to gather her things. Hashirama was deep in thought.

“Don’t worry I’m sure all the guys will jump at the chance. Also count Tobirama and myself in as well.” If Tobirama had no self control his mouth would be hanging open like a fish. What did his brother just say? There was no way in hell he was going to participate in this.

“What was that brother?” Hashirama had a glint in his eye. He went over to Tobirama and slapped his back.

“Oh come on. Don’t be a stick in the mud. This is for charity. Don’t you want to beat KPD?” Hashirama knew exactly what to say to get his brother to agree to this.

“Fine.” Tobirama had no desire to participate in the event. He wasn’t fully on board with it. He wanted to raise more money this year. If the goal was to raise money for charity there was nothing wrong with some competition, right? Plus he couldn't make a scene in front of Sakura and the guys. The moment Hashirama and he were alone they would discuss this.

#TobiSaku #tobirama x sakura #Sakura Haruno #tobirama #fanfic #naruto

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blackkatmagic · 6 years

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Guess who thought itd b a good idea to read all the akatsuki kiba fics and is now left with painful feelings OTLL

💕

“Don’t you dare!” Deidara snaps,brandishing the brush threateningly. “If you ruin that I'm gonna shove my clayup your damned nose, un!”

Kiba freezes, hand halfway tohis ear and the intensifying itch there, and groans. “I thought this stuff was quick-drying,” he complains, but letsDeidara drag his hand back down to the table.

“It is!” Deidara insists. “Otherwise I’d be sitting here with a hairdryer, un. Not that you would know what that is.”

“I have a—” Kiba registers thewords half a beat before they come out of his mouth and switches track. Not I have a sister, but— “I have things todo, of course I don’t just want to sit here!”

Deidara scoffs, pinning Kiba'swrist to the table and carefully applying another coat of light blue polish tohis nails. “Training again?” he mocks. “It can wait until I'm done, un. Sasorimixed up a whole batch of polish and that’s fucking rare. And since you don’teven know what eye shadow is—”

“I know what it is!” Kibaprotests. Still, the fact that the nail polish Akatsuki uses is something thatSasori created is more than enough to hold his attention, and he brings thedrying hand up to his face, squinting at the coating. “Isn’t it impractical towear, though?”

“Danna’s whole thing is art should be eternal,” Deidara mocks ina nasally voice that sounds nothing like Sasori in real life. “His stuffdoesn’t chip, un. It’ll deflect a kunai, too, but it’s a shitty thing to tryunless you have to.”

“Do you think he could putpoison in it?” Kiba asks curiously, mind already spinning possibilities.Before, he was never anywhere near motivated enough to make his own techniques,the way Hana did, but now, for all that he’s using Shiranui poisons, he doesn’tactually know all that many of their jutsus. He didn’t have time to learn, andsince poisons are already so different from what the Inuzuka default to, Kiba'sjust making everything up as he goes. Adding poisoned fingernails to his knivesseems like a fun idea.

Deidara makes a rude sound,though, rolling his eyes and not even bothering to look up. “You're bothobsessed, un,” he says disgustedly. “If you scratched yourself by accident, itwould serve you right.”

A good point, Kiba thinks,deflating slightly. They’d be cool, but he’d have to figure out a way to makesure he didn’t poison himself, and that would take some doing. Maybe actualclaws that he could attach to his fingers with chakra?

“You're just jealous that poisonis so much cooler than dirt,” he retorts, a little grumpily, and ducks theswipe Deidara immediately takes at him.

“Fuck you!” he spits. “My art isperfect and you can't rival it with—damn it, just stand still, puppy! If you scratch those before they're dry there won'tbe any question how you died—”

Kiba laughs, ducking a sweepingkick and bouncing back several yards. “What?” he taunts. “You think you'regoing to do it?” He slides around Deidara's lunge, turns to bolt for the door,and pulls up short just before he crashes into Sasori.

Sasori gives him a long look,then casts a glance at his nails. “We should discuss your idea in the future,”he says blandly, but Kiba's caught him trying to swipe his notebook enoughtimes that he recognizes the glint in his eye. “Poisoned polish could be a decentbackup weapon.”

“Sure,” Kiba says, only a littlewary, and promptly ducks around behind Sasori as Deidara tries to grab him.Deidara isn’t quite bold enough to go through Sasori to get to him, but hehuffs, glaring at the puppeteer with deep offense.

“Move, danna!” he insists.

One red brow arches, justfaintly. “No,” Sasori answers. “Pein and I have been looking for you both.Come.”

A little surprised, Kiba casts aglance at Sasori as he turns to leave, then another at Deidara, who meets hisgaze and just shrugs. “A meeting?”

“Clearly,” Sasori says flatly,and then, when Kiba slips around to walk on his far side, gives him a long lookand says, “Itachi and Hidan will be joining us.”

#in dreams you follow (but I dream in the dark)#my writing #akatsuki!kiba #kiba #sasori #deidara #Anonymous #kat answers

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akatsukibandhscenarios · 6 years

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22. When Someone Catches You Two Making Out

Updates Pein You were in Pein’s office waiting for everyone. Pein had called a meeting with all of the members, including you, but it seemed like everyone had been asleep. It was taking forever for the others to get there. “This is boring Pein.” You sighed and sat on his lap. You wanted to go back to sleep. “I have a way to make things less boring.” Pein whispered in your ear. “Oh really?” You turned to face him. “What do you have in mind?” “This.” Pein leaned forward and began kissing you. The kiss became heated and turned into making out. You felt his hands slide over your body. The two of you were extremely close to taking off your clothes, when someone cleared their throat. “We are here for the meeting Pein.” Konan spoke. You and Pein turned to look at the whole Akatsuki staring at you two. “But if you’d like us to come back later…” “No let us begin the meeting.” Pein said. You moved to get up but he held you still. You looked at him asking why he wouldn’t let you move, but let’s just say you could feel why he didn’t want you to stand up yet. Zetsu You were in the garden store with Zetsu and Tobi. You didn’t really know where they were at the moment though. You were minding your own business when you felt someone walk over to you. You turned to see Zetsu. “Where’s Tobi?” You asked, noticing the lollipop wasn’t with Zetsu. “I ditched him,” White Zetsu said happily. “Because I wanted some alone time with you.” Black Zetsu finished. Zetsu pulled you into his arms and instantly began kissing you passionately. He pushed you up against the shelves you were just looking at, causing a few things to fall off. The noise ended up attracting people and unfortunately, it brought Tobi as well. “Zetsu is eating _____!” Tobi screamed, horrified. You and Zetsu parted and glared at Tobi. “Shut up Tobi, I’m not eating her!” White Zetsu snapped. “But I’m about to eat you!” Zetsu ran after the now screaming Tobi. You stood there a little confused on what just happened, and you were sure everyone else around you was confused as well. Sasori You were in Sasori’s workshop working on something by yourself. Sasori had been out on a mission and you wanted to finish up something before he got back, so you could prove you could do it. “There it’s done!” You held up the little puppet you made happily. “It’s beautiful.” You spun around to see Sasori. You smiled brightly and set the puppet down. You hugged him tightly and felt him hug you back. “I missed you.” You told him. “I missed you too.” Sasori lifted you up and set you on his desk. He then proceeded to kiss you. Your hands with into his hair and his hands went to your hips. During the very hot kiss, his cloak was thrown off, right onto Deidara. He had just walked in and was frozen, the cloak landing on him got him out of his daze. “Sasori my man, hm?” Deidara asked, a little confused. He had never seen the puppet show any type of emotion and the kiss Deidara was watching was very passionate. “Brat, what do you want? You see I’m busy.” Sasori snapped, moving his head to kiss your neck. “I…I don’t remember, hm.” “Then get out.” Sasori made Deidara walk out using his chakra strings. “Such a pest.” Sasori turned his complete attention to you once the door was shut once again. ~ Itachi You were in the kitchen trying to make food for yourself when Itachi came in. “Hey _____.” You knew the tone of his voice. He always spoke in that tone when he was about to distract you from whatever you were doing. “Itachi, I’m hungry. I’m not in the mood for you.” You told him as you got halfway through making a sandwich. “Too bad.” Itachi spun you around and began kissing you. Your arms wrapped around his neck and his arms went around your waist. The two of you remained there in the kitchen making out. Just as it was about to get more heated someone walked in. “Must you two do that here?” You both paused the kissing to look over at Pein. He looked disgusted and irritated. “Must you always walk in on us?” This was the fifth time Pein caught you two making out. He just glared at you and Itachi. So you two let each other go quickly. You instantly went back to making the sandwich before Itachi could drag you off to the bedroom. You finally got to eat your sandwich, but left Itachi unsatisfied. Kisame You were trying to have a nice relaxing time in the pool. You didn’t expect Kisame to come and join you. You saw a certain look in his eyes as he got into the water. You knew he wasn’t there to swim. “Hey Kisa.” You said nervously as he moved towards you. “Hey there _____.” He smiled and pinned you against the side of the pool. Instantly you two began kissing. You wrapped your legs around him, making him hold you up. As the two of you kissed, you heard footsteps. You tried to ignore them, but someone coughing made you end your short make out session. “Pein, Konan, how nice to see you two.” Kisame said, as if he wasn’t just caught with you. “Making out in public again?” Konan shook her head. She then began scolding you two like you were puppies. “We’re sorry.” You and Kisame said in unison. You both quickly got out of the pool and went to the bedroom to finish what was started. Hidan After getting caught in the torture chamber, Pein forbid Hidan and you to use it for pleasure purposes. Of course you and Hidan ignored the rules and went there anyway. “So what should we sta-” You were cut off by Hidan’s lips. The two of you began to make your way to a table, knocking down things as you went. It was a very heated make out session. The two of you were about to start taking off clothes when the door opened. “Are you kidding me? I thought I made it very clear that the two of you aren’t allowed to do that here.” “Shit, Pein.” Hidan and you cursed when you heard the voice. Slowly you two turned to look at the Akatsuki leader with a prisoner. “Get. Out. Now.” Pein said in his I’m-going-to-kill-you voice. You quickly fled, dragging Hidan along with you. He lifted you up and carried you the rest of the way to the bedroom. The fear that Pein invoked was enough for now, but it wasn’t what you guys wanted. You two planned to go back to the chamber after Pein was done with it. Kakuzu It started out as a nice evening with Kakuzu. The two of you were watching a movie and were cuddling together on the couch in the lounge. It was just a normal afternoon, until a sexual scene came onto the movie. It was a very good excuse to start making out. So Kakuzu let his mask come off and pulled you onto him. You straddled his lap with your arms around his neck. The two of you began intensely making out. His hood thing got thrown off during it. You two were going to go further but a startled gasp stopped you two. You two turned to see Konan standing there in the doorway. “Now you two as well? Come on I thought the two of you would know better than to act like horny teenagers.” Konan told you two. She turned and left the room without another word. “That was new.” You said to your boyfriend. He nodded his head before pulling you back to him. The two of you went back to what you were doing like nothing happened. Tobi You and Tobi had been playing games in the bedroom all day. It started with board games and then went to card games. The specific card game you were now playing was, of course, strip poker. As the clothes fell away, the room got hotter. After you lost, you both put all your clothes back on with the intention to play another game. You soon figured out that Tobi didn’t want to play something else. He had pulled you onto the bed and got on top of you. He moved his mask up just so his mouth was showing. He then proceeded to kiss you. “Um, are we interrupting something?” You moved over a little to see Konan and Pein standing at the doorway. Tobi slowly turned around to look at them. “Yes, yes you are.” Obito replied, annoyed. “We have a meeting.” Pein spoke up, sounding impatient. “Does it look like I want to go to the meeting?” “No.” “Then why are you still standing there?” Pein and Konan disappeared. Obito turned back to you and smiled. “So, where were we?” He took his mask off completely to kiss you better. Deidara You had been busy all day and hadn’t seen Deidara at all. You honestly just wanted to go and take a shower. You were walking down the hallway to the room you share with Deidara when someone grabbed you. You let out a scream, which is the normal reaction when you get grabbed in the dark. “Stop screaming, hm!” “Deidara?” You asked. The hallway was dark so it took a few seconds for your eyes to adjust and see who it was holding you to the wall. “I’ve missed you, hm.” “I’ve missed you too.” His lips crashed onto yours a second later. It was unusual for you to make out in the hallway with Deidara, but it was fun and exciting. It started to get heated when you heard a shriek that could only belong to Tobi. “Ew! Leader look! Deidara and _____ are making out in the hallway!” Tobi yelled and ran to tell on you two. “I should blow him up, hm.” “Would you rather blow him up, or make out with me?” “You know the answer, hm.” He went back to kissing you. You two made your way, still kissing, to the room you share. Though you two had fun, you got yelled at later by Pein. It seems he’s a hater of making out in the halls.

Madara

You had finally convinced Madara to go shopping with you. You had grown tired of the same outfit he wore every day and wanted to see him in something else. Had you known that a simple pair of black pants with a simple red shirt would make him look so good you probably would have just left him at home and bought things for him alone. That is how you ended up in the male’s dressing room, making out with your incredibly attractive boyfriend. The two of you tried to keep it quiet, but Madara had other plans to make you become very loud. You didn’t want to make a scene, so you decided enough was enough and pushed him a little bit. Unfortunately you only succeeded in shoving yourself against the wall, causing a loud noise. The door to your dressing room stall was obviously not attached very well, as it fell shortly after you collided with the wall. There stood a few men, staring shocked at the two of you. You were pressed against the wall, both your legs around Madara’s waist. Madara was a little shocked as well that the two of you were caught, however he didn’t care that much. He just smiled and set you down before guiding you out of the area, well he mostly dragged you because you were now dying of embarrassment.

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fictional-scenarios · 7 years

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Tobi fluff headcanons please?

since the whole tobi-obito complex doesn’t really work for headcanons i’ll write this as if tobi is his own separate person HFDKJDSF hope that makes sense :3

-mod cassie

Affection from Tobi is something that is definitely very loud, very sporadic, and very intense. It’s never just little things like hand holding (though he is a hand holding man) or hugs here and there, it’s noticeable and attracts a lot of attention from anyone near by. This is because all the energy in him doesn’t allow him to do small things to show his affection. Everyone knows he is an open and childish person.

He often proclaims his love for you as though it was the first time, sometimes not waiting to even be near you before shouting how he feels. This always happens when he has rushes or spikes of affection, which happens way more than you’d think. Tobi is like an excited child seeing his school crush, full of puppy love and lacking the shame that comes with drawing attention by simply shouting how much he loves you. He just can’t not yell about it.

He’ll hug you from behind (often sneaking up on you to do so) and as he wraps his arms around your shoulders he’ll rock back and forth, resting his chin atop your head since he’s a pretty tall guy.

Speaking of height, if you happen to be shorter than him he’d adore it. The shorter the better. He’ll lightly tease you about it, sometimes using your shoulder or the top of your head like an arm rest. Or he’ll grab items you need and hold them over your head because to him it’s cute. Piggy back rides or just carrying you bridal style aren’t uncommon either, and him carrying you usually is on the spot and without warning. He’ll straight just scoop you up and continue on.

Tobi will sometimes sing off-key about you about whatever you’re doing at the same or however he’s feeling. These songs are always made up as he goes and therefore have some silly lyrics, but it’s cute since he’s so enthusiastic and happy about it. These little tunes are literally about anything, even if it’s you just cooking him breakfast. He’ll sing about how lucky he is to have a partner who spoils him with master-cooked eggs and sausages.

Because of missions there are often times when you’re separated from one another, but when he returns or vise versa there’s always a giant bear hug waiting. He’ll give you a bone-crushing squeeze and rave over how much he missed you and how you’re all he thought about. If anyones around and you end up being embarrassed by the excessive PDA, he’ll sheepishly rub the back of his neck and tell you he can’t help it.

Alone Tobi never really takes his hands off you. Even if it’s his arm lazily slung around your shoulder or his fingers entwined with your own, he loves, loves, loves having physical contact with you.

His silly antics never cease. If anything they actually grow and become more prevalent since if you’re with Tobi of all people it means you must love his jokes, or you’re at the least much more tolerant towards them unlike some other people (cough Deidara). He’ll constantly make jokes to liven you up whenever you’re feeling down, which is something Tobi has a special talent for. It’s rare you’re sad around him because it’s hard to be upset when you have someone who knows exactly how to make you laugh.

When he’s in a calmer state of mind, Tobi’s affection and bubbly self is much more toned down. He usually gets like this after a long mission since he can just lay down with you and unwind after it all, knowing his work is done at the time and he can relax with his favorite person. He’ll talk to you about little things until you both doze off together, cuddled up and comfy.

#tobi #naruto #naruto shippuden #headcanons #request #mod cassie #Anonymous #answers

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naruto-scenarios-plus-akatsuki · 7 years

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Love the blog and love the way you write the Akatsuki, in particular Tobi. Can I get a scenario where a new female Akatsuki member develops a crush on Tobi and how he handles it when she is very forward with her feelings?

Thank you for this request. I kind of took a harley quinn approach to this request and thought it be funny. Hope you enjoy ^.^Reader infatuatedwith Tobi

“Oh Tobi-sensei!” Your voice rang out over the meadows asyou called for Tobi.

Deidara practically rolled his eyes, he couldn’t believe howinfatuated you were with Tobi. He couldn’t see how anyone could fall for such afool, yet you made him stand corrected as you blatantly thrown your affectionat Tobi more than once. It was so obvious that you liked Tobi that Deidara didn’tunderstand how Tobi couldn’t pick up on the signs himself.

He was an oblivious little imbecile that had no right to be in the Akatsuki. Which is why it irked Deidara even more that you kept callingTobi sensei. You were an actual official member of the Akatsuki, yet you degradedyourself by calling your inferior sensei to you. It drove Deidara crazy.

“Y/N, WE’RE OVER HERE!” Tobi shouted back, waving off intothe distance.

Deidara glanced behind and saw you running up approachingthem.

“Oh Tobi-sensei, I thought I had lost you guys!” you exclaimedas you caught up with them.

Deidara huffed, that was the idea. It was supposed to be a2-man mission, not three, and he really couldn’t handle babysitting the two of you.

“I told Deidara we should have waited! SEE DEIDARA, I was right! Yousaid Y/N knew where we were headed!!” Tobi accused loudly with a whine in hisvoice.

“Tck,” Deidara refused to comment.

“Well its ok now! I found you, didn’t I?” You happily declaredas you hugged Tobi’s arm to you, catching him by surprise.

Tobi blushed over his mask. “Oh yes, it’s great you wereable to find us. I don’t know what I do if I was left alone with Deidara’sdreary personality this whole trip,” Tobi remarked, snaking his way out of yourgrip.

“HOW ABOUT YOU TWO JUST GET A ROOM WHY DON’T YOU, UN!?!?!”Deidara shouted, fed up with you two.

“See what I mean? ALWAYS SO HURTFUL, Deidara-sama!!!” Tobishouted back towards Deidara after speaking to you.

Deidara stormed away, muttering curses under his breath. He didn’tcare if he left you two behind.

“Actually, Tobi-sensei… I was wondering if I could talk toyou alone for a moment,” you mentioned, a shy look coming across your features.

Tobi turned back to you and nodded happily. “You can talk tome about anything, Y/N!” Tobi responded, eagerly, facing you.

“Well… I love you Tobi-sensei. I have for a long time. Iknow you feel the same way and I think it’s time that we further ourrelationship.”

Tobi’s eye widened behind his mask at your sudden declaration,blush returning to his cheeks. You stepped forward placing your hands on hisarms, leaning in. As Tobi looked at your face, he knew you were serious andtensed under your hands as they ran up to grab his mask.

He stopped you from taking away his mask, holding yourhands. You stared at him with wide puppy dog eyes filled with longing.

“What is it?” You whispered, wanting to press your lipsagainst his.

“Y/N… I never knew you felt that way about me and I think you’rea great shinobi,” Tobi began, bringing your joined hands in front of you andleaned his head in slightly towards you.

“It’s ok…” You slightly shuddered at his closeness. “We canbe together now…”

You stepped closer and you could hear Tobi’s audible gulp.

“Yea…… Afraid not….” Tobi answered, softly.

“What?” You snapped your head up at him, no longer cloudedby your desire.

“Heh…“ Tobi sweat dropped, letting go of your hands as hestepped back.

You glared long and hard at him.

Tobi took another step away from you as you kept your deathglare directed towards him.

“Now Y/N…” Tobi tried to reason with his hands up in frontof his chest.

“You’re dead,” you seethed as you charged.

Tobi took off, screaming, in the direction Deidara went.

“DEIDARA!!! DEIDARAAAA HELP ME!!!!” Tobi screeched.

Deidara sighed turning around to see Tobi running franticallyacross the field and saw you closely behind him.

“What did you do, Tobi?” Deidara remarked, annoyed ratherthan concerned as Tobi passed him and kept running.

“I DON’T KNOW. I HAVE A FEAR OF COMMITMENT!” Tobi whined,crying and screeching as he disappeared into the distance.

Deidara sighed not sure if that answered any of hisquestions as he watched you chase after Tobi.

#tobi #obito uchiha #obito #akatsuki #deidara #obito scenario #obito imagine #tobi imagine #tobi scenario #naruto

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ubeetlebum · 3 years

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Mayhaps ObiDei + 45? Sounds like it could be interesting ^^

❗Mild profanity

" For the last time, I don't care about your sex life! " He hears Kankuro shout.

Tied up inside the puppet, Deidara smirks.

"Also, Tobi was so well-hung. Who would have thought?"

"That is too much information."

"My butt hurt for days the first time we-"

"Shut up!!"

"Release me or I'll keep talking, hm!" Deidara waits for him to keep complaining but Kankuro stays silent. "Hello?"

Deidara looks through one of the cracks but he doesn't see the sky or the full moon anymore. A few seconds later, a white mask appears. Deidara grits his teeth and when the door opens he twists his neck to the opposite side.

"Senpai. I came to save you."

"Go away, hm."

"I thought you wanted to get out." Obito replies.

"I could have done it in my own, hm. I don't need your help, Uchiha."

He feels his gloved hands untie the ropes and take the lightning swords off his body. The wounds start healing straight away.

"Yes you did."

"No, I didn't, hm!" Deidara shouts, crawling out of the wooden casket. "What are you doing here anyway!?"

"I couldn't let you trapped in there. I was going to send Zetsu, but..."

Deidara crosses his arms.

"Tch. Zetsu would have been better," he spits.

"Why did you have to tell them, Deidara. About us."

Obito sounds hurt. Deidara is glad he is. He deserves it.

"You've been ignoring me since I got revived! Do you think I care about your feelings!?"

"You've been ignoring me too! Would you have liked if I hugged you in front of Kabuto?!"

"YES!" Deidara shouts. "Fuck Kabuto and fuck you! You coward!"

Obito unties the knot that keeps his new ugly mask in place, then he takes it off.

"Heh. You want to soften me up, don't you? It's not going to work, you idiot," Deidara lies. "I'm dead."

Obito clenches his fists.

"I can't believe this could be our last conversation and you decide to waste it arguing." Obito retorts. "I wish I never came. I wish I would have sent Zetsu instead."

Even with the Sharingan in one eye and the Rinnegan in the other, Obito manages to look like a kicked puppy. Before he knows, Deidara has crashed his lips against his. Obito kisses him back, all tongue and teeth. Deidara grabs his nape and presses then harder. A low grunt slips out Obito's mouth. He's missed those arms, he's missed that body warmth so much his body is melting.

For a fleeting moment, Deidara feels alive again.

#tobidei #obidei #Obito #Deidara #Obito uchiha #uchiha Obito #akatsuki #Naruto #naruto shippuden #otp #ask meme #i've wanted this for so long #thank you 💖💖💖

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If it doesn't spoil anything you have planned for the next story, maybe some Kiba and Konan's first meeting? Or the reactions of people back in Konoha when they first heard about Kiba's "betrayal".

The first thing Konan sees is ablur of wild brown hair, white teeth bared, fingers curled into claws. A confusingwhirl of battered clothes and limbs, interspersed with Deidara’s angryscreeching and flailing. There's a flash of a blade, a smear of pale explosiveclay, a snarl that sounds like something a wild animal would make more thananything from a human throat.

“Hey, hey!” Kisame says, laughing.Big hands snatch up the fighting pair, pulling them apart like they're rambunctiouschildren—

Because they are. Konan goesstill in the library’s doorway, fingers closing hard around the edge of theframe. Deidara is sixteen and childish, but the other boy—

She’d told Nagato to recruit Konoha'srunaway genin, wanted for murdering Danzō, his past rife with whispers aboutwhy a young boy would be in the home of an old man late at night and terrifiedenough to kill him. But somehow, in all of Sasori’s reports, she hadn’t quitemade the connection.

He’s as young as they were when Jiraiyatook them on, or maybe younger. Skinny and scrawny and not yet filled out, withbaby fat in his cheeks even as he growls at Deidara. Genin, she thinks, and itfeels a little like stepping into ice water. Child. He must be twelve at the most.

Maybe it’s the shape of hisface, or the marks on his cheeks, or the hair falling around his face, but Konantakes one look at him and thinks of the dog they had as children. Thinks of being a child, before the war started,and then tries to transpose it onto a boy raised to be a shinobi. The Inuzuka area well-known clan, and he’s the son of the Clan Head. It’s likely always beenin his blood, but…it doesn’t show in his skin.

Konan might feel more at ease ifit did.

But.

But he killed Danzō. Sasori wasvery specific about that. Killed the old man with poison and left him in thefront hallway of his house, then escaped and vanished into the night. The verynext day he’d been a missing-nin, and Konan feels the se vicious satisfaction,thinking of it now, that she did when Hanzō died. To of the architects of theirdestruction, gone forever. It’s as sweet as summer wine, and just asintoxicating. She now lives in a world where neither of them exist. One stepcloser to paradise.

“Nagato got us a puppy,” shesays, keeps it even and cool as she steps forward. She keeps her eyes on Kiba'sface, watching the way he doesn’t jump, the certain way he looks over, like healready knows precisely where she is.

Kisame's grin shows enoughpointed teeth to make most people recoil. Kiba just hangs in his grip and glaressullenly, arms crossed over his chest. He couldn’t announce how unimpressed heis more clearly if he actually waved a sign, and Konan has to hide a faintsmile. If she couldn’t see the flicker of his pulse in his throat, quite a bitfaster than normal, she would probably buy that look.

“That’s what Deidara wassaying when he got jumped,” Kisame informsher cheerfully. “Careful there.”

Konan raises one brow, because Kisamesparred with her just yesterday. He should remember very clearly just howlittle she needs to worry about anyone.

Kisame's expression shifts tosheepish, and he huffs, dropping Deidara—still yelling—on his feet.

“Bastard!” Deidara spits, kicks Kisamehard in the ankle, and spins to level a threatening finger at their newrecruit. “Next time I'm going to shove explosive clay up your nose, un! Fuck off!”

Kiba growls, teeth bared in what’sdefinitely not a smile. “Try it,” he snaps, and Kisame shakes him lightly.

“Easy, easy,” the swordsmantells them, though that grin says he’s waiting for more violence. “If you blowup the base Pein’ll make you clean it up by hand.”

Deidara spits a curse at the roomin general, spins on his heel, and stalks out. Only after he’s gone does Kisameset his other captive on the ground, and as soon as Kiba's feet are touchingstone he wrenches away, jerking his tattered down onto his shoulders again.

“Grab me again and I’ll have aneurotoxin with your name on it,” he snaps.

“Not,” Konan says quietly, “inthe base.”

To her faint surprise, Kiba pauses.He flicks a look at her, then at Kisame, and subsides with a huff, stalkingover to an abandoned bag. “Where’s my room,” he growls, but it’s less hostilethan before. He doesn’t make eye contact, either, just glares at his sandals,and—

He’s young. So young. All bravado and anger, like Yahiko when he wasthreatened. And in this situation, of course they are threatening, regardless of being nominal allies. Nagato doesn’texactly manage to look nonthreatening these days, regardless of his actions,and Kiba was just snatched from the borders of Fire Country and dragged all theway here with only vague promises of employment.

It’s no wonder he’s bristling.

“This way,” Konan says, eventhough it’s Kisame's job to get him settled. The big man doesn’t protest, justwatches with amusement as Konan heads in the opposite direction from Deidara withKiba following a few cautious yards behind her.

He’ll get bolder, Konan thinks. Hemust have been at least a little bold already, to have slaughtered Danzō, andshe has faith that he’ll regain that quickly in their company.

She wonders how Danzō died.

(Catches a glimpse in a mirror,as they pass, of Kiba's face, wide-eyed and pale and childlike, and hopes with all her heart that it was slowly.)

#my writing #in dreams you follow (but I dream in the dark #kiba #konan #kisame #deidara #vasilisain #kat answers

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14. When You Are Jealous

Pein You remembered what Kisame had said the first day you met the rest of the Akatsuki. He said that he thought Pein and Konan were together. Every time you saw them interact, you felt like there was something going on between them and it made you crazy with jealousy. Today was another one of those days. Konan was in Pein’s office and was a little too close for our comfort. When she saw you, she ran out of the room saying she had something else to go and do. “Okay that’s it. What the hell is going on between you and her?” You snapped as soon as the door to Pein’s office was closed. “What do you mean?” Pein looked up from his paperwork. “She is always around you, too close to you and you seem to be completely fine with it. It’s making me very suspicious.” “I have known Konan for many years; we grew up together, in a way.” “So that gives her the right to be close to you like that?” “Nothing is going on between her and me. She did have a thing with this body when he was alive though.” “Oh…” You stared at him. You didn’t really know what else to say, so you left the room. Zetsu For some reason Zetsu took too much interest into his plants. He would talk to them and be so loving with them. He seemed to want to be around them, more than be around you. You felt stupid, but you were jealous of plants. Zetsu was in his garden, taking care of his plants again. He was giving each of the water and some plant food. Then he’d say something encouraging to them in hopes they’d grow better. “Zetsu?” You asked as you slowly walked up to him “Go away I’m busy.” The black half responded. “But Zetsu, we were supposed to go spend time together today.” “My plants need me today.” “I need you too.” “Get over it.” You growled and walked over to a plant. You then tore it out of the ground and threw it at your boyfriend. You then took off running because you were pretty sure he’d now kill you. About a half hour later, Zetsu found you but he wasn’t mad. “You were so jealous of my plants you had to murder one?” “Yes.” You were pouting, you had your arms crossed and you were looking anywhere but at Zetsu. “Don’t be so stupid, I love you more than the plants. Today will be the last day for the season that I have to pay so much attention to them” Zetsu hugged you, but then the black half whispered in your ear. “Don’t you ever fuck with my babies again.” It made you shiver with fear. Sasori You thought that Tobi acted like a lost puppy, but damn, Deidara acted like a lost lonely kitten with Sasori. When it was just the three of you, Deidara was focused on Sasori and wanted him to only pay attention to him. It made you incredibly jealous because Sasori actually paid attention to Deidara like the kid wanted him to. “My man, look at this, hm.” Deidara proceeded to show off his “art” again even though he knows Sasori doesn’t give a damn about it. Sasori, Deidara and you were in Sasori’s workshop. “Stop that brat. You are going to blow up something that I need.” Sasori snapped, but Deidara didn’t take it badly. “Why waste your time on this, hm. It isn’t art, hm.” The two then began to argue about their ideas of art. Neither of them was paying attention to you. You and Sasori were trying to fix a puppet, and Deidara was distracting him from the objective. “If the both of you don’t shut the hell up I’m going to stab you!” You finally yelled. Your outburst shocked both of them. They instantly shut up. You were holding a poison laced needle and really looked like you were going to kill them both. “Now _____ put the needle down, hm.” “Get out and I will.” Deidara fled from the room, leaving you with your boyfriend. “What was that about?” “You are always paying attention to him. We never get time alone to just work on puppets together because of him.” “You are jealous of the brat?” “Yes I am.” You set the needle down and looked away in embarrassment. “I only entertain him because Pein ordered me to. I would rather have had you stab him so neither of us would have to deal with him.” Sasori said as he began to work on the puppet again. “Really?” You were shocked, and a little happy that you could stab Deidara now. ~ Itachi You decided to drag Itachi to the market for him to help carry the bags and food. As you were shopping, he stayed in one place with all of the things you wanted to buy. You would leave him alone for a few minutes before returning again with more to buy. One of the times you came back, there was a beautiful woman there. You slowly got closer to hear what was being said. “You are very cute, has anyone told you that?” The woman asked Itachi. “Hn.” Itachi didn’t seem interested at all. He just stared at her, or stared past her. The woman took a step closer to Itachi and put her hands on his arm. “We should hang out. I’ve been told I’m really fun to be around.” Before Itachi could react or say anything, you were there. You yanked the woman away from Itachi and shoved her backwards. “Keep your slutty paws off of my man.” You growled. Seeing another woman near Itachi made you furious. The woman saw the killer look in your eyes and took off running. “You didn’t have to be jealous. She wasn’t my type.” Itachi informed you, but with a small smile on his face. Kisame Kisame decided that you needed a break from the chores so he took you to the beach. You wanted to find a certain shell so you were walking around as Kisame stayed at the towels. When you finally found the shell that you wanted, you washed it off in the water and turned to Kisame. He was no longer alone. You began to walk towards him and the pale but attractive girl now with him. “So, is this towel taken?” The girl asked. Kisame nodded his head, but she sat down anyways. “You are sexy, how about we go hang out somewhere?” Kisame opened his mouth to respond but a shell crashing into the girl’s head stopped him. “Back off you pale slut. He’s mine.” You stood behind Kisame and gave the girl a leave-or-die glare. She quickly scrambled to her feet and ran. You did not feel okay with a nice looking girl near Kisame. “_____, I was about to tell her to leave.” Kisame said as you sat down. “Well my way was more fun and faster.” You smiled at him, which brought a smile to his face too. Hidan Hidan and you had gone to the bar. You both wanted to have a good time together. After a few hours of drinking, you went to the bathroom. When you came back, there was a beautiful woman dancing and touching all over Hidan. You were instantly angry. You were close to drunk, so your mind was hazy. Adding anger and jealousy to that was a very bad mix. As you got closer, you could hear the girl trying to talk Hidan into having sex with her. He didn’t seem to care at all. You were still angry at the woman for trying though. “Hey get away from him.” You told the girl as you pulled Hidan away from the girl. “Maybe he wants me.” “After I break your face, he definitely won’t.” “Huh?” The woman was then introduced to your fist. She was knocked unconscious and hit the floor. Hidan couldn’t help but laugh. “I would have fucking told her to leave babe.” Hidan informed you. “Maybe I just wanted to break her damn face.” You replied, trying to hide the fact that you had been jealous. Kakuzu Kakuzu took you out on a bounty hunt with him. The woman he was after wasn’t a ninja so he didn’t need Hidan, plus it was a good excuse for him to be around you. Too bad he wasn’t around you. Kakuzu didn’t want to cause a fuss, so he planned to get the woman alone. Unfortunately, the woman was completely beautiful and completely lusted after your man the second she laid her eyes on him. So you got to sit back and watch Kakuzu and the woman flirt with each other. You had no idea he could even flirt and it made you angry and jealous. It didn’t help when it proceeded into kissing and touching. The two of them quickly left the lounge of this fancy hotel you guys were in. Once they got to Kakuzu’s room, you came up behind her, grabbed her by her hair and threw her against the wall. She fell down with a thud, knocked out. “That was more force than necessary.” Kakuzu said to you. You growled at him and kissed him, trying to get the taste of her off of him. “You were jealous?” He smirked. “Shut up and get her. I want this damn bounty hunt to be over already.” You turned away, trying to hide the blush on your face. Tobi You decided to take Tobi out of the hideout and go to an ice cream shop. He had been on mission to mission for a week now and you decided he needed a break. You and Tobi were in line to get ice cream when a woman walked up behind you and “accidentally” pushed you causing your money to fall to the ground. “Damn it.” You mumbled as you bent down to pick it all up. “Hey there. You look like a tasty lollipop. Can I see how you taste?” The woman asked Tobi. She had a very perverted look on her face. “Tobi doesn’t think his ask would taste good.” Tobi responded, clearly not understanding what she really meant. “Who said I wanted to taste that? I was thinking about something else.” Her eyes dropped to below his waist. Tobi gasped, just now realizing what she meant. You couldn’t believe some random girl just said that to your boyfriend while you are right there. It was time for you to step in. “How about you go find another lollipop? He’s mine.” You stood in front of Tobi, angry at the woman. She snorted and left, as if you insulted her. “You jealous _____?” Obito whispered in your ear. You just glared at him and went to order the ice cream, trying to pretend that nothing just happened. Deidara Deidara and you had used up all his clay so you two were at the craft store. As he got the clay, you took the opportunity to get more pain and other supplies that you needed. When you caught up with Deidara, there was a good looking woman there with him. She was admiring his hand mouths and asking him if he as ever used them for anything other than for his clay. “Hey Barbie.” You said walking to your boyfriend and interrupting his conversation with the girl “Who is she?” The girl asked in a bitchy tone. You instantly recognized her; she was your enemy in school and has always hated each other. “I’m him girlfriend.” “Oh really?” “Yep, so back the hell off before I blow you up.” She knew all too well that you really would blow a person up, so she took off pretty fast. “Why’d you do that, hm?” Deidara asked, clearly not realizing the girl was trying to flirt with him. “I’m ready to leave.” “So you weren’t jealous of another girl talking to me, hm?” “I’ll blow you up too Barbie, don’t push it.” You began to walk off. “Hey there’s no need to be jealous, hm!” “I wasn’t!” “Liar, hm.” “Shut it Barbie!”

Madara

Madara was an obviously attractive man. He could probably have anyone he wanted, if he wanted anyone other than you. However he was yours and there was many things you didn’t like about dating him, the main one, was all the women who flocked around him. They all had the same thing in common. They wore very little, were very willing to do anything with your boyfriend, and they all didn’t take you seriously. It finally got too much one night when Madara decided to take you on a date. You two went to a simple sushi restaurant and sat by yourselves by a window. It was clear to everyone that the two of you were dating. However one person just did not get it. The beautiful waitress had hit on Madara when asking for your drink order, and then proceeded to spill your drink onto you. You swore and headed to the bathroom, leaving Madara mildly amused at the table.

“I can't believe that woman. Why would she do that?” You mumbled to yourself.

“Probably because I wanted to get you alone.” You turned to see that woman smirking at you from the door. “Listen up honey. You are way too ugly to be with a man like that. I will be taking him now so why don’t you just stay here and keep quiet.” With that, the woman turned and left the bathroom. You ran to the door, just to find she locked it behind her. You, being a ninja, weren’t too concerned and easily went out the window to go around the restaurant. When you entered the restaurant, you saw the woman, on Madara’s lap, trying to kiss him. Your blood boiled, jealousy and rage flowing through your veins. However, you didn’t have the chance to react. Madara flicked his wrist, and the woman went flying across the room. He then calmly got up and made his way to you.

“Come my dear, let us go home and burn my clothes. The smell of cheap perfume is never going to get out of them.” Madara said to you before chuckling and smirking at you because of your clear jealousy.

“Did you kill her?”

“Does it matter?” Madara questioned, arrogantly.

“Who cares? She put her hands on you. She got what she deserved for touching you.” You snapped before walking away. Madara chuckled once again. He liked the jealous side of you.

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Can you write a scenario where the reader fights Obito/Tobi (like the fight with Konan)?

You said you wanted a fight? A fight you shall get :) but no one can defeat the Great and Silly Tobi! Hahah. Hope this aint a disappointment! It may seem chaotic cause there’s some silly parts but… Tobi is very frightening. ^.^ Let me know what you think.Reader Engaging Tobi

You kept quiet as you watched your targets, carefully. Youhad been tailing them for two days, keeping a tactful distance. There were onlytwo of them, but they both bore the robes that symbolized the Akatsuki that youwere after.

You observed their behavior, hoping to learn their strengthsand weakness, but what you mostly saw was bickering between the two. One wasrelatively short compared to the average man with golden hair that covered oneeye and the rest tied up in a ponytail. You had overheard his name was Deidaraand he had a rather explosive temper along with explosive jutsu. The othershinobi that accompanied Deidara was named Tobi who wore an orange mask thatcovered all of his face except one eye.

You weren’t sure what his jutsu was as you have failed toseen him use it on his partner, but by the way he behaved you didn’t think hewas much of a threat. He acted like a school boy fresh out of the academy withthe way he egged his partner on. He had no filter as he skipped merrily ontheir journey to where ever they were headed. His joyous personality only madeyour blood boil as you had to stay patient.

You were doing this for the ones you lost. You were doingthis for the ones you loved. They died at the hands of the Akatsuki; theircloak forever ingrained into your brain from that day. You vowed that theywould pay. You vowed to get your revenge.

Your hand curled around the kunai in your hand tighter asyou were overwhelmed with rage, but you needed to stay calm. You knew therewere more than two members of the Akatsuki and they all had to pay. They alldeserved to die.

Your attention snapped back to the pair of Akatsuki membersyou were watching as they began to move again away from the tea shop theystopped to rest at. They were back on the road as you quietly stalked them fromthe trees, silencing your footsteps with chakra.

They had only been a mile from the tea shop when Deidarastopped in his tracks, making Tobi halt alongside him.

“What’s the matter Deidara? Did you forget your wallet atthe shop?” Tobi questioned, teasingly as he invaded his partner’s space.

Deidara scoffed at Tobi, annoyed as he pushed Tobi away fromhim. “Fool! It’s nothing like that, un,” Deidara remarked, moving to side-stepround Tobi.

It only took a split second, as you ducked quickly to theright to avoid a kunai headed straight for your face. You jumped into a newtree, on guard, realizing it only took Deidara a brief moment to turn around andfling that kunai at you.

Deidara seemed unimpressed and agitated as he dug his handinto his pouch at his hip. “We have a tail,” Deidara stated dryly to Tobi ashe glared in the direction you were hiding in.

“Huhh???? Where?” Tobi questioned, looking around theatricallywith his hand raised above his head.

Deidara sighed at Tobi’s incompetence, before he called outto you. “Whoever you are, you better come out now or we won’t be merciful. Wealready know you’re there.”

You weighed your options quickly, sheathing your kunai anddecided to make your appearance, knowing the element of surprise you were originallyplanning on was no longer an option. You jumped out of the trees, landing in frontof the two with your scroll ready in your hand behind your back.

The two Akatsuki members looked you over from head to toe,sizing you up.

“What do you want? We don’t appreciate being followed,”Deidara blurted out, his eyes narrowing.

“I’m here seeking vengeances for my family you took from me!”You declared, anger seeping out of your words.

Deidara looked at you quizzingly before shrugging hisshoulders. “I don’t recall, un”.

“You murdered them in cold blood!” You raised your voice inoutrage.

“Not in cold blood, no, we usually do things for money, ya,”Deidara spoke, boredly.

“DEIDARA! Don’t be so insensitive,” Tobi remarked with awhine to his voice. “Can’t you see they are trying to monologue.”

“You two shall pay!” You declared, furious as you whippedout your scroll unraveling it. “Summing jutsu: Wild Hyenas,” you called as youdrew blood from your hand, swiping it on the scroll.

In a puff of smoke, two gigantic grown hyenas were hunchedbeside you, growling. You drew your kunai from your holster, preparing tobattle the two.

“AWE! What sweet little puppies!” Tobi announced as heclasped his hands in delight.

Deidara rolled his eyes as he slouched his shoulders. “I’lllet you take care of this one, Tobi,” Deidara announced before leaping awayfrom the battle field.

“Wait what?!?!” Tobi quickly turned back to find his partnermissing.

“You won’t get away!” You charged, signally your hyenas toattack.

Tobi turned back in time to see the hyenas lunging after himand he bolted from his position, flailing his arms dramatically around as heran away.

“Nice doggies, nice doggies! Deidara why don’t you helpmee!!!” Tobi whined.

You had enough games and needed to end the match with the maskedone quickly to deal with Deidara separately and you couldn’t waste much chakradoing so. You cut off Tobi’s escape as he was fleeing from your hyenas. He had nowhereelse to turn as your hyenas flanked him and you readied your kunai.

You charged forward at Tobi; you were prepared to feel yourknife plunging into his body and rip away his life, but as Tobi ran into you…he went through you. It caught you off guard, as your body was still chargingforward from the momentum as you kunai sunk into something entirelyunexpected.

Blood splattered onto your face as you were stunned intosilence as you watched your summons whine and twitch beneath your touch.

“No… no, no,” you murmured as you retracted the knife fromyour dying hyena’s body. You were so shocked as you tried to blindly stop theblood that was pouring out of your hyena’s throat.

You felt tears prickling your eyes as anger consumed you;your other hyena stopping to mourn for its lost brethren. You gathered yourselffrom the ground turning sharply to the shinobi that cause this mishap. You hadno idea how he was able to escape from your clutches, but you weren’t going tomiss next time around.

“Oopsie,” Tobi expressed, covering his mouth in shame.

You glared hard at Tobi with new found passion and desire torip the life away from him. You charged Tobi once more, throwing shuriken inadvanced. You watched as he dodged the shuriken playfully as he shouted fearfully.You realized then it was an act.

Tobi was not to be underestimated as you watched how hismovements seemed chaotic but were tactful. You gritted your teeth as you began tocircle him, throwing more shuriken every chance you got. Your last hyenatailing you as it waited for your command.

You moved to strike at Tobi with a kunai in hand as he seem toblock your attempts effortlessly. You threw your fist towards his face, but hepushed it aside as you latched onto that hand. His other hand came up totear you away from him but you were able to grab a hold of him. The two of youstood only for a moment deadlocked, face to face, as you held on tight toforfeit his escape this time as you whistle to your hyena to deliver the finalblow.

The two of you watched as your hyena leaped up with teethbare to sink into your captive’s skin. However, you were taken by surprise whenyour hyena’s teeth sunk into your arm instead. You shouted in pain as you letgo of Tobi and fell to the floor trying to fight off your hyena.

The pain blocked any rational thought you had as youstruggled to get control of your hyena. You were dumbfounded why your hyena wasn’tlistening to you. It was as if it was possessed as you struggled under it to befree, not wanting to hurt your summons.

Soon you were able to make the appropriate hand signs torelease the summons having the hyena poof away. You laid there, breathingheavily on the floor with practically half of your arm chewed off. Blood wasstreaming from your being and you felt exhaustion hit you heavily. You knew itwas too late as you examined the damage of your canine friend. You were losingtoo much blood too quickly.

There was no way for you to recover. You didn’t have anymedical training or anyone around to help you. Any one that could have helpedyou was dead. Your eyes became damp as tears leaked from your eyes. You hadfailed. You weren’t strong enough. You didn’t get your revenge.

As you laid there close to death, you saw your enemyapproaching. Tobi stood above you, looking down on you silently.

You knew he was more than he seemed and you tried desperately toclear your throat.

“H-.. How?” You barely muttered through the pain in yourentire being.

You knew you didn’t have long as you struggled to staycoherent. You watched as Tobi crouched down, beside your dying form.

“Your doggies were very pretty, but no match for me,” Tobispoke, clearly chipper.

You eyed Tobi warily as you could feel your heart slowingdown. Tobi tilted his head down, just enough for you to see his one visible eye through the whole in his mask. You gasped quietly as your eyes connected withthe sharingon and stuttered incoherently as your brain connected the dots. Hetook control of your hyena. He did this to you. He was an Uchiha… was your lastthought as you faded into oblivion.

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