#CURSE OF THE MASS

[marcusgnars-hive-mind]

HELLO TUMBLR PEOPLE.

I AM BUT THE MANAGER OF THE HIVE MIND.

ANY NEW RECRUITS ARE APPRECIATED.

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@kejfjirke @ichangenameseveryfiveseconds @techsharkie

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#ANY AND ALL #MORE OR FEW #THE HIVE MIND WELCOMES ALL #THE SILLY CONSUMES #ANTI-ANTI #CURSE OF THE MASS #THE HIVE'S THOUGHTS

[spacebubblehomebase]

Helllo i Love your art more than i love donuts and thats ALLOT.but my boy lucifer can have babys,like i dont even know how that works!make it make sense! I just wanna say thank you again for curing are boredom👍🏻

You are SO right that is high praise indeed! I'm honored! =D So here. Have a donut! 🍩🍩🍩 As for Luci, let us turn to the world's favorite 700k+ words old man fanfiction that is The Bible (tm) as according to their lore, it's been canonically stated that angels are genderless for they are beings made of the Pure Holy Spirit and- Holy SHIT! What do you know??? Our dear depressed duck dad was an angel himself and in some depictions Lilith is infertile as was her punishment for her freedom! The more you know! -Bubbly💙

(LMAO. My guy's been traumatized. Once is enough XD)

#In some beliefs it's also said that angels are asexual until they become fallen and mate with humans #spacebubblearts #hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #lucifer morningstar #TAGS FOR THE CATHOLIC FANFICTION INCLUDE: #major character death #accidental baby acquisition #surprise pregnancy #author's first language isn't english sorry =P #anime logic #qustionable magic system #slow burn #TW: period typical racism #TW: depiction of sexism #TW: slavery #open ending #no beta we die like Jesus Name Amen #graphic depictions of death #resurrection AU #TW: mass genocide #mythical creatures generator #possible noncon romance #age difference #cursed #blessed #hurt/ comfort(?) #Top 10 anime betrayals #700k+ word count #First written: B.C. and Last Update: A.D.

[bonniebird]

Eragon: I can't believe you would murder people and join the king's side. I'm ashamed of you.

Murtagh who just explained that he's been cursed by the most powerful man in the realm and isn't acting of his own free will and has no choice re the mass murders because the king used one of the most powerful and irreversible curses known to living magic users and hoped his half brother would help him:

Thorn who was told not to worry because Eragon would help:

#oh so murder is ok when its you and roran but I can't do the murder? #eragon learns what a true name curse is and then immediately forgets #poor little mass murderer #eragon #murtagh

[charlotte-queen-owl]

CURSE!Tsumiki AU 👻

Curse!Tsumiki is kind of like Rika but not hostile, In this AU. Curse!Tsumiki is child turned curse after death. Toji found her wandering around and decided to keep her around (kind of like wormie). Megumi meets Curse!Tsumiki when Toji had to leave for a job and couldn't find a babysitter. Curse!Tsumiki learns to call Toji 'Papa' when she hears MUCH younger Megumi call him that. Curse!Tsumiki took care of Megumi most of the time before Gojo Satoru came and took them both in.

#Another AU in the chat #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #gojo satoru #megumi fushiguro #fushiguro tsumiki #My sister be mass producing these much AU ideas and makes ME the unpaid (actually no I am not even PAID) intern who makes them for her #I didn't pick the colors it was someone else #that is the ugliest shirt I've ever seen i swear #curse!tsumiki AU 👻

[average-mako-enjoyer]

When I see Kaidan and Shepard's bare boobies, I always think, "Where's all the body hair?"

Do they shave it off to make the hardsuit fit better? Do they shave it everywhere? What if they get tired of shaving and just wax it off?

Imagine a bunch of tough Marines waxing each other's backs like,

"Ready, bro?"

"Ready!"

"I'm pulling it off! 1, 2…"

"Eeeek!"

And when you get to N7, you can apply to laser all your body hair off, and walk around all smooth like a military elite you are.

#marines don't cry #unless they're getting their ass waxed #I know it's cursed and I'M NOT SORRY #okay who am I kidding I am so sorry #mass effect #commander shepard #kaidan alenko #mshenko #my stuff

[third-king-of-salmonids]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN MANAGEMENT HAS DECDED MY NAME IS FUCKING JOE THATS IT IM CALLING THE UNION

#ajaw (assigned Joe at work) #also bc of the massive jaw/biting thing ig #Ooc: it’s acctually rlly funny cuz a couple days ago me and bf were playing sr and he had Spotify on shuffle #and then just as a round of cursed *glowflies* is announced #it’s all silent and then #out from the speakers comes the voice of god and god said #’IT HADN’T BEEN FOR COTTON EYE JOE ID BEEN MARRIED LONG TIME GO-‘ #and let me tell you it was the most chaotic round of glowflies everyone fighting for thier lives against the crazed masses to fucking #*cotton eye Joe* #splatoon #splatoon 3 #splatoon 3 salmon run #king salmonid #splatoon salmonid

[ultfreakme]

Yuki carries Choso around by his scruff or over her shoulder every time they go out, that's her baby girl her kitten, her rotten soldier he's never touching the ground.

#chosoyuki #they're so funny to me #yuki seeing a mass murderer half curse: adorable- i must consume you #choso 🤷🏻‍♀️😑👍

[simply-ask-games]

guys please I need to know :(

#polls for the masses! #poll #tumblr polls #tw cursing #hell mention #<- sorta?? #asterisk’s little games :)

[most-datable-datable-bracket]

ROUND 1 MATCH 39

Thane propaganda:

“He was my first ever Mass Effect romance and it made me BAWL. Like I had to physically wake my brother up and cry about it because I was so distraught. Thane's romance is great but also fuck you bioware”

Inuyasha propaganda:

“It's Inuyasha. That's all the propaganda I need”

#Thane Krios #Mass Effect #Inuyasha #Inuyasha the secret of the cursed mask #Round 1 #MDDC 2

[noknowshame]

I don't believe in the devil so you probably can't sell your soul to him but I do believe that if you get famous enough that people start treating you like a two-dimensional character instead of a real human being you run the risk of getting trapped on the other side of the fourth wall and once that happens the narrative can Get You. which is basically the same as selling your soul for fame but who knows

#translation: #fame creates an incongruent combination of mass public recognition and alienating isolation that drives people to psychological limits #frequently resulting in a desperate attachment to one's own life story as a coping mechanism #which inevitably places one's sense of identity in the audience of that story rather than in the actual self #leading to extreme behavior patterns that are easily perceived as fiction-like and thus reinforces the cycle of fictionalization. #sometimes it is just a real curse tho.

[angeltreasure]

Curiosity with the occult must be avoided.

‘But Angel, it’s not hurting anybody!’

Wrong! Did you know that curiosity, while it did kill the cat, is also considered a vice in the Catholic Church?

#occult #ouija board #tarot cards #tarot reading #witchcraft #spellwork #spellcasting #spells #curses #séance #scurrying #channeling #hypnosis #witches #wizard #Satan #Black masses #pentagram #palm reading #crystals #talismans #zodiac signs

[anjuyn]

Look at the little crybaby Rei-chan. Without context.

"Hey, hey. Is it useless? Rei-chan really wants to win, won't nee-chan be on his side?"

"Does the nee-chan hate her little brother?"

"The nee-chan is on Rei-chan's side, right? She won't leave him, she'll always protect him, right?"

#ensemble stars #enstars #rei sakuma #It was a cold-blooded psychological attack #Come on tell me that you would be able to resist these weapons of mass destruction #I found these screenshots in the “cursed” album

[bunjywunjy]

if another dinosaur-ending meteor hit earth again and wiped out humans is there hypothetically room for humans 2.0 to evolve again in a couple hundred thousand millennia or would the impact weve left on the ecosystems of earth via global warming etc. not support such an evolution anymore

as long as complex life survives on this planet there's always potential for something new to pick up the reins further along, and this is going to continue basically until the sun starts to enter its red giant phase and Earth becomes physically uninhabitable in about a billion years. and compared to the great extinctions of the past, human activity is still basically a blip on the radar at this point!

also, I wouldn't put it past humans to be able to pull through an event like the End Cretaceous Extinction in some capacity- humans really are just about the most extinction-proof animal that has yet evolved on this planet due to our completely novel cognition ability, and it's not unrealistic to think that it would take an event on the scale of the Great Dying to actually wipe us out.

and just to put your mind at ease-I really wouldn't stay up worrying about another impact event on the scale of the one that wiped out the dinosaurs. the Chicxulub Impactor was the largest asteroid known to have hit ANY planet in the solar system in the last half-billion years, and it was also the only asteroid-caused mass extinction event in the history of life on Earth! it really was just a freak event and the chances of it ever happening again are vanishingly tiny, even as astronomical chances go.

#All but one of the great mass extinctions on this planet were caused by native geological processes #Surprise! #and we don't even really need to worry about volcano super eruptions at the moment because there's no supercontinent splitting apart #cursed biology #paleo

[ddenji]

this was really reminding me of fire punch, maybe just for the element of “lets watch our revered symbol of both fear and hope burn”. beyond agni always burning and denji always suffering in his own right, they both get put on these pedestals and then are not really viewed as a person afterwards. idrk i’d have to brush up on fire punch to make some better connections about this but it felt very similar to me.

#chainsaw man #chainsaw man manga spoilers #csm #fire punch #csm 153 #spence.speaks #can u guys see the vision? #like idk the masses want to watch something burn no matter what!!! #if you are a guy cursed with fire that doesnt go out or if you are a national symbol. they dont care #something needs to burn!!!

[satorugojoswiife]

idk why but i really like the idea of no curses au where gojo and sukuna are just insanely competitive friends

#no curses au and au where sukuna isnt a cannibalistic mass murderer (among various other crimes LOL) #like they are both complete assholes to eachother but also somehow really good friends ajdjsjjdndjsjs #like the early gojo vs sukuna battle vibes

[sweatyflytrap]

I have been informed TS has a song dragging her ex for having depression like what is going on with this album

#the swiftie in my died a horrible death at 18 #came back for folklore and then decided that was a mass hallucination #everything I know about all this is against my will #realising the same happened with bts #cursed to hate the artists I once adored