#’IT HADN’T BEEN FOR COTTON EYE JOE ID BEEN MARRIED LONG TIME GO-‘

[third-king-of-salmonids]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN MANAGEMENT HAS DECDED MY NAME IS FUCKING JOE THATS IT IM CALLING THE UNION

#ajaw (assigned Joe at work) #also bc of the massive jaw/biting thing ig #Ooc: it’s acctually rlly funny cuz a couple days ago me and bf were playing sr and he had Spotify on shuffle #and then just as a round of cursed *glowflies* is announced #it’s all silent and then #out from the speakers comes the voice of god and god said #’IT HADN’T BEEN FOR COTTON EYE JOE ID BEEN MARRIED LONG TIME GO-‘ #and let me tell you it was the most chaotic round of glowflies everyone fighting for thier lives against the crazed masses to fucking #*cotton eye Joe* #splatoon #splatoon 3 #splatoon 3 salmon run #king salmonid #splatoon salmonid