barty: you know you’ve made it in life when you see pictures of yourself everywhere you go
evan: barty those are wanted posters
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Mother Teresa ran one of the World’s largest sex trafficking rings in the world.
She died with millions of dollars in offshore accounts that donations came from criminal activity!
She was ruthless and very demanding of the poor!
Mother Teresa was born as a male by the name of Anjeze Gonxhe Bojaxhiu.
She was cast the role as a woman and fed the Cabal and endless amount of food!
She was the recipient of the Noble Peace Prize!
Boy he was very tight with Robert Maxwell who was Mossad!
See how Ukraine and Israel connect?
The Catholic ritual of blood for wine and bread for flesh is Cannibalism and Adrenochrome… in our faces!
Like Father, LIKE son!!!
She was also a member of the black eye club, also known as panda eyes. 🤔
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"Reading the whole interview, it’s clear that Trump doesn't know anything about anything. His mind is a series of hazy orange corridors filled with dead ends, open pits, and trip wires. He stumbles through the maze, thunking gently off the walls, every so often belching forth a random quasi-anecdote or catch phrase."
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This is Perth Pinkie, a long-time friend of Whiskey's. He knows his way around The Burrows, including places where he's not meant to be. There's no place inaccessible with this guy at your disposal, that is if you're really good friends with him.
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For fellow vacuum cleaner nerds who have been wondering, the yellow vacuum cleaner featured in the Fiona Apple 'Criminal' video is the Miele S380 in curry yellow.
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i learned who was the smartest criminal in history
Do you know the story of the man who was nicknamed "the fox"?
At age 19, he ended up in prison, accused of infiltrating the US Secret Service and stealing many of the country's secrets.
His father was an elderly man who lived alone. One day he wanted to plant potatoes in his garden, but he lacked the strength because of his old age.
So he sent a message to his imprisoned son, which read
My dear son, I would like you to be with me right now to help me plow the garden and plant these potatoes. Now I have no one to help me.
After some time, the father received a letter from his son saying:
Dad, please don't dig in the garden because I've hidden something important, and when I get out of prison I'll tell you what it is.
In an hour after the message, the secret service and the army surrounded the house.
They dug the earth meter by meter, removed everything, but found nothing and left the house.
A week later, the father received a new letter.
Dad, I hope the land has been well plowed by the police, now you can plant potatoes, and if you need anything else, let me know. I can't be with you, but I will do my best to support you in any way I can.
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Wylan: I'm pretty sure thats illegal, Kaz
Kaz: Pretty sure I'm a criminal, Wylan
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