#BUT ITS RICH'S LIFES WORK :(

[antennatoheaven]

i really dont get why some people got angry when betty said "you were a wonderful experience". i found it a sweet line, especially with the context of them facing the faults in their relationship. in the end she was aware they both could have made better choices, but she doesn't regret what she did. she loved loving simon, loved being with him. they now acknowledge that they could have done things differently, but now its time to move on. even after all the heartache and tragedy, she wouldn't change anything. because every second spent together was worth it in the end.

they loved each other, and it was a wonderful experience

#fionna and cake #fionna and cake spoilers #betty grof #simon petrikov #petrigrof #this just makes me think of that one tweet where someone was like “if you're not dating to marry ur dating to break up'' and like... #thats not how it works lol #i know this is rich coming from the person with the aroace icon but listen #relationships aren't just. a thing you do to get from point A to point B #you start them because you just enjoy someone's presence. you want to be together in any way possible because you just. #you love them. you care for them. you want to see them happy you want to see them live #whatever it is you dont just decide from the start how it's going to end #maybe its a language thing but betty describing simon as a wonderful experience doesnt seem cold or uncaring to me #to me it just felt like she was telling simon she was happy they were together #they were both moving on to the next chapters in their life. even if it isn't together she's still happy she had simon on her way there #she forgives him. and now its time for him to move on too

[ducktollers]

who up feeling their spirit get crushed into dust by this ai shit 😂😂😂

#turns out my laptop isnt strong enough to run glaze so now i gotta wait at least a month for them to reply to my dm 😃 #not on them at all ik theyre swamped but im just like. why do we have to fucking do this #like ​putting poison on our lunch so coworkers stop stealing it. Why do the coworkers get away with stealing it in the first place #why is this how things have worked out. the amount of companies ive seen use ai generation for their ads (TABLET COMPANIES.)……… #im like. u used to have to pay an artist to do that. and instead of putting technicology to good use #where it can do things that are tedious/difficult/impossible for humans to do #we’ve decided to have the machines do the one job we thought a machine COULDNT steal. bc its abt human creativity and passion #why. bc it saves a bunch of rich fucks even more money and they dont give a fuck about the rest of us #this shit wouldnt even exist if human artists werent here first for it to copy its souless its nothing its cold and dead i fucking hate it #YEARS of work and experience and craft honing and nobody gives a fuck they just see a person they dont have to pay anymore #steals our lifes work without our permission without paying us without a care how is my spirit NOT supposed to feel crushed #i see an ai image and all i see is decades of hard work that was stolen like if u ripped the bones out of a living person #ik jts dramatic and i keep going on abt rhis but it just bothers me SO fucking much #every time i have to think abt it ​its like a thousand pound rock dropped into my stomach #x

[jacqcrisis]

working with a swiftie is something else. i've never been this aware of rich ass person i did not care the slightest about. every new album, every new tour, every new fucking clothing line, I not only get told about (in the normal conversation manner) but also because its been added to my calendar, the branches calendar, the calendar written out on the whiteboard, in the teams chat, in conversation at least twice a day- And there's never a break, because Taylor 'the embodiment of how having wealthy parents helps get you on the music charts' Swift is never not finding a way for her fans to give her more money so her fans are always. Talking. About. HER.

Get a new hobby. Get a better hobby that isn't shilling for a decently talented millionaire who writes nicholas sparks ass sounding lyrics. She doesn't need shilled for and I need peace from the rich lady.

Please. Please grant me peace from the rich lady.

#jacq life #literally 10 minites at work and the rich lady is mentioned #stop! desist! im sick of her! #heard a song by her on the radio #and its just nonsense lyrics that act like they have deeper meaning #its so annoying people say shes a masterful songwriter cause no! she isnt! #i switch the radio and a rock song im not even a big fan of had more meaning in its chorus than that whole ts song #AAAAAHHH ITS DRIVING ME UP A WALL

[dadsmell]

Transfering away from this yuppy-infested store in two weeks and I'm so fucking excited

#I currently work in the major business district of my city and have gotten misgendered more in the past 4 months than I ever have in my life #Like rich ppl literally cannot concieve of trans ppl they just see a butch trans woman and go 'wow that cis guy is *really cool*' #Also we have aux control and most of my coworkers there play tswift and kpop #Ive literally never met a food service/retail worker that would willingly blast top 40 shit for their entire 8 hour shift #its so disorienting to me

[brainrotdotorg]

doing the mental equivalent scrabbling my legs in the air like a beetle on its back because i am thinking about the concept of cindy piss and fuck taking care of cuno and c. and i love it so much but i dont have anything significant to add to it so the idea is just being. rotated in my mind while i flail for something to say about it because i want to talk about it but i cant think of anything. to say.

#just!!!!!!!! pointing at that idea!!!!!!! really good!!!!!!!!!! #fuck's dad works in la delta so it can be assumed. hes got a rich dad hes from a well off family #we dont know what piss's home life is like #cindy of course knows what its like to be homeless so thinking about her seeing those kids #and her tough heart kinda breaks for them #cuno and c sleeping in the coal room...... waugh....... #piss and fuck being whipped into shape a little bit by cindy to help take care of the kids #because they want her approval so so soooooo bad #cuno: faggots are whipped by the bitch c. faggots getting fucking whipped #c: yeah cuno faggots getting whipped! #of course cuno and c get something painted on the back of their jackets. #cuno gets city of rage or something honestly i think that would be rad as fuck. #girlchild revolution boychild freedom etc etc. thats what one of them conceptualizes #probably piss or someone coming up with an actual good idea #cuno immediately blows it off nah fag thats boring as fuck cuno wants a name that kicks ass. not like fucking. pissfaggot #it hurts eric's feelings a little bit. #lmao okay well i guess i ended up doing what i said i couldnt do in the post #go me! #its easier to talk in tags

[skitskatdacat63]

17,82

War AU x Second Love

Lmao Sam this is literally the plot to the Nandopoleon AU this exists in my head 😭😭

So Fernando is Napoleon, right? And Napoleon had two wives, right? Mark is his first love(i.e. Josephine), older than him, and who he is deeply in love with but has to divorce because Mark can't really provide anything(i.e. no political advantages, infertile, etc.) So Fernando needs to make a political marriage. And who does he marry! The young son of one of the most prominent monarchies in Europe: Lance, Archduke of Austria.

Lance is very resistant to this at first of course. All grumpy like, "Dad, why do you want me to marry the guy who just defeated us in four separate wars. He's literally beaten us since practically my birth, and now I have to marry him? Yuck." Both him and Fernando come into the marriage with bad expectations, Lance despising Fernando for all he represents and Fernando viewing Lance as just a means to an end. But Lance fits in to the kingdom very well and Fernando comes to adore him and pamper him all the time. And suddenly Lance to his father is all like, "the Emperor is great actually 🥰 I was so wrong 🥰"

Meanwhile Mark is just forced to the side, and has to watch while Fernando's love for him diminishes, and his love for Lance grows. They still talk a lot and spend time together, but Mark is constantly sniping at Fernando about his new "wife."

I think Lance would stick by Fernando's side during his exile and subsequent return. He grows to be more loyal to Fernando than to his own family and original kingdom. And even though Fernando originally just views him as a means to an end, he eventually lets Lance fight alongside when they are eventually drawn back into war. Maybe in this AU, he actually wins 😔

#imagine lance on the battlefield 😭😭 #hes been a pampered spoiled rich boy his whole life #but he really admires fernando and how different their upbringings were #i think he def recieved military training when he was younger just bcs thats what guys did back then no? #but obviously was never expected to ever fight in a war or be in battle #just his dad being like yeah ee have the best of the best military leaders so you should learn from them #and then eventually is drawn into battle himself bcs he doesnt want to leave fernando's side #<- irl the woman that Lance is based on cheated on Napoleon and they never interacted again post-Elba so 😬 #lance would be like IM GOING TO ELBA WITH HIM #and lawrence is like huh what no??? you have land to inherit still!!! #and lance just sulks in vienna for those eleven months of nando's exile #and then gets alerted abt his return and they have a very dramatic romantic reunion #where Lance commissions his own uniform and such and goes to greet Fernando lkke 'I knew you wouldnt leave me 🥹' #also the age gaps of mark-fernando-lance is remarkably close to the historical age gaps i am stealing from #<- literally only 1 and 5 years off. so im glad it fits so well 🤭🤭 #also yeah dw how pregnancy works ( ._.) it just does. mpreg :) we sweep it under the rug #also the thought of lawrence as francis i is funny to me just bcs i feel he should be cast as a driver or smth but its okay #also the 'third love' of this is just Seb as Alexander I whom Nando is weirdly obsessed with #catie.asks. #strollonso #webbonso #nandopoleon alonsoparte

[scattered-winter]

i hate the tourism industry like. so much actually. haha

#tourism absolutely choked the life out of my family's farm and all the other family owned farms in the community. lol. lmao. #we helped with a little farm work today and man....it's all so different now. we're now a small city of old rich people #who have essentially pushed out all the farms and fields. its all developing subdivisions and new apartment complexes now. #man... #winter speaks #personal #like i don't know how to express the grief i feel for the way of life i had growing up. and the way of life my mom and dad had growing up. #and their moms and dads. and their moms and dads before them. #we have always been farmers from both sides of the family it's in our blood as much as music is and now it's just...gone. #my youngest brother doesn't even know what it's like to wake up at the asscrack of dawn to go feed the calves. #there's an entire chunk of our family's history and heritage that he will never be fully connected to. #i just....man. man

[krash-8]

ok so I get the schools football team is great and you can afford to spend thousands of dollars on signs that glow when they play and shit but can you go back to not charging kids for pads. or at least stocking the dispensers that do

#rant in tags sorry lol i hate it here #anyways #I don't generally take change with me when i go to the bathroom mid class #believe it or not #and half the time the dispensers are empty or broken anyway #“but then kids will just take them all” 1) how would anybody casually walk out of the restroom with 50 tampons #2) i think youd live #use that money you're always bragging on for something thats NOT showy sports gear or a fucking ten thousand dollar chandelier #hate rich schools because they have so much money they dont even bother spend it right #dont even get me started on the band #i like band !!! band is cool !!!! however my former high school had a great band #and they didn't BEG THEIR MEMBERS to sponsor THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS EACH FOR #on top of what they already have #AND THEY HAVE A LOT. #tbh ive never met more spoiled kids than the band ones at my school in my life #“we didn't get to have 5 field trips to amusement parks this year. just four. of COURSE im upset; they dont fund band enough” #that kid got jumped on by three art kids and a teacher when that came out 😭😭😭 #they just expect this shit #do they notice what its taking from everyone else #i have a teacher whos worked with this school for like 25 years. which is remarkable as this school isnt very old. or this town #compared to my other schools at least #and every day she goes on about How Much She Hates what theyre doing #but she wont leave because she likes to teach #shes watched the school slowly transfer more and more of its budget to showy extra things #and give less and less to necessities #more money does not help. #not only is there nothing more they can take from some families without driving us out‚ but they'll just keep wasting it. #theyre spoiled fucking rotten and you can't give them anything because itll never go where you want #out of tags but yeah i hate them and something needs to be done about the district #school problems

[jaratedeguadalupe]

I can never decide if janus is a terrible cook who somehow manages to burn water or is a 5 star michelin level chef. 

#the latter would make more sense #but the former is funnier #and the complete opposite of what you'd expect #idk i'm leaning more towards him putting ramen in the toaster you guys #this works better in modern au honestly #yknow coming from a rich background and suddenly living on your own or whatever #i love both of these takes #and will bend them to my will depending on when its convenient #i just want him to so badly fuck up the kitchen because he didn’t know how to boil water #ugh #janus with zero life skills my beloved #ts janus #janus sanders #sanders sides

[gooopy]

I think part of why everyone is finding glee in the sub thing is because we are desensitized to death and tragedy and all that shit at this point. Like man, im hearing about people dying slow agonizing deaths over months because they cant afford basic medical supplies. People kill themselves because a funeral is cheaper and more painless than living in this hellscape. I know im watching in delight, because its their own damn fault. It is fucked up and sadistic and i know that but considering the fact that any one of those people in that sub could have changed thousands of lives for a fraction of that price by searching 'gofundme'? And instead they walk into the fuckin iron lung? Im gonna laugh. It is immoral and i am a bad person but god i hope they ate eachother in there. I hope they arent afforded a fast painless death (they were, im sure) but i can barely feel empathy for people i care about with how wrung out and exhausted i am, so uh. This is my way of saying 'i am sorry if you expected a moral take but brother i feel like i am in the stands of a gladiator fight cheerin for blood so you may want to unfollow'. Anyways vote now:

#rant #vent #cw suicide #cw death #oceangate #submarine #cw cannibalism #sorry i dont know how to tag this #but yeha no. tldr i dont got the empathy left to give a shit #i hope they ate eachother bro #no matter what i hope it serves as a lesson #also agaon cannot emphasize enough i know this is immensly fucked up ill bring it up w my therapist #but as it stands i fuckin hope everyone involved gets fucked over #you see the kid whos stepdad is on that sub? #he went to a blink182 concert and said 'its what my family wants' #also their mourning will be so much easier than ours would be #ours as a collective for 'not rich enough' #days off work. lengthy funeral. condolences and gifts and top notch care #bodies reconstructed to be full of life (if theres any left) #if i died yknow what i want my family to do? #cheapest option. cardboard box and cremate me #and were lucky. others wouldnt even get that #sorry im rambling but god damn #on the surface im delighted deeper down im just mad at capitalism #i hope an orca vomits up a leg or maybe an expensive watch or some shit

[beemintty]

why does nothing ever go right?

#i feel like the unluckiest person rn #and thats rich coming for a privileged white girl when so many people are so much more unfortunate than me #but fuck #nothing is working the way its supposed to #nothing goes right #nothing works #and i just feel like it has to be thats the problem #luck #unlucky #thoughts #on life #my thoughts #personal

[queerlyhalloween]

what you cottagecore cunts dont understand is that one day you'll be in your local pub w a mate, and the person you thought was gonna put you in the hospital a few years ago is also gonna be there, because the place you live is very small

#cottagecore #its going in the main tag f u for romanticism #its a dreamy life for the rich. for those of us actually WORKING in these communities bare in mind: we hate ur guts 🩷🕊️🌱🌹 #welshposting

[romaritimeharbor]

guys i have no idea when this happened but i have like, multiple new genshin ocs bouncing around in my head

#✧— aphe's musings. #hestia is the name i've chosen for one! #she was la signora's personal assistant before she died and has since deserted the fatui. idk if i talked about her yet or not #the others are unnamed #i've got an expelled vahumana scholar. truth is they are just a silly little guy (gender neutral) who cannot be constrained + #+ they were never going to hurt anyone!!!! they just got a little carried away bro they SWEAR on it!!!!! it was an accident they + #+ really didn't mean to commit like. all of the sins :( they didn't mean it :( (they did mean it. btw. yeah) #(^ they *genuinely* are just a little silly and they happen to have a very strong moral compass. they were *never* going to hurt anyone.) #i have like 5 million fatui ocs HAHA #anyways :) another fatui oc upon ye: #alongside the one who got their limbs torn off and then replaced by dottore there's another fatui agent oc + #+ who joined the fatui following an altercation between pantalone and their former rich guy boss who was in + #+ massive debt that he had not repaid. and they did not know anything about it? and they were basically like + #+ “get fucked loser” they did NOT like him. uhh something something that one quote from yelan's story quest + #+ “give a dog a bone and it will guard your home for the rest of its life” pantalone & oc-core #you guys can pronoun assign all these ocs (except hestia) because idk what pronouns to give them LMFAO #anyways how do you guys make those cute genshin oc posts that make it feel like a canon + #+ character profile..... please teach me 😔 #also expelled akademiya student ended up falling into the abyss prior to their expulsion; it was learning of the sins the gods committed + #+ that made them intentionally do things that the akademiya forbode. they and hestia are friends also btw! #they both are working towards the same goal so they help one another out sometimes #they probably kiss idk. maybe queerplatonically i think.

[lovely-blue-galaxy]

Rich with some fun socks~

Inspired by this post! from @rat-with-a-tophat

#i realize that i said stay tuned for this like 10 hours ago #i have no excuse other than the fact that i work slow and life happens~ #no burn scars today sorry lads #i drew LEGS for this prompt #and legs are my NEMESIS #just shows how i am a dedicated tumblr mutual😌 #also also rich's hair is my FAVORITE to draw #its very very fun i really like the style #star's sketches #bmc #rich goranski #be more chill #richard goranski #proving to everyone that yes i still draw i have just been BUSY #i shall be drawing lots more this week too hopefully~

[majimassqueaktoy]

@ rgg I'm begging on my KNEES please do a western. I need cowboy Kiryu and bandit Majima- I need Akiyama as the guy who struck gold. I need Ryuji as the big bad again but this time he's in a crisp ass suit and cowboy hat. Saloon maid Reina in a booby booby dress...

#its like ishin so we get everyone back #nishiki is a all balck get up.... #oooh Tachibana as one of the dubious rich guys.. #Makoto works with Reina and she came all this way to find her brother but this time they get to actually see each other #Haruka is a lil prairie girl kiryu finds and takes in #we get to see her bond with the horse #shes a scruffy orphan but he buys her a fancy new dress and we get a dress up game #Saejima and Baba are escapees still #Shinada's there he's just a good ol cowboy not dodgy at all #Daigo's the corrupt sheriffs son... #Hmmmmm #Yumi has access to dynamite so she's havin the time of her life #Karou is a sheriff and the first lady to do so #her and Ryuji also get an actual reunion and bond..... #huhuhuhuhu #kazama and kashiwagi and shot are the old boys etc. etc. #yeah lets do it yeehaw #yakuza #ryu ga gotoku

[escapetomerlegaritaville]

Can i just say I'm so so glad we didn't get a "where are they now?" bit at the end of the special. It would have to either be "oh they all have jobs that make perfect sense for the characters as presented" which would imply that none of them have grown or changed much since they were 18, or the choices would feel completely random and ill-fitting because we haven't seen what led them there.

Personally i think the only way to do it well would be to make it kinda underwhelming. Everyone having a Big Dream Job doesn't ring true to me at all. Like, yeah, maybe Erin is a writer, but she also has a day job that's nothing special because most people can't make a living from writing alone. James does something super nerdy that sounds boring to everyone else but he loves it. I keep seeing lawyer as a potential for Claire and i can see that, but i can also see social worker or teacher. Michelle and Orla are both wild cards. I think they'd try out a few things until landing somewhere they're happy, or at least happy enough. Like, for most people your job is just a thing you do to make money and hopefully its enjoyable enough or at least has enjoyable parts. I was so so scared we'd get a flash forward of everyone in Important Impressive Jobs as and I'm so glad we didn't.

#derry girls #so this got long #i keep seeing people talk about what they think they do in the present #and it was bugging me because they're all kinda rich people jobs? #and this show is such a realistic depiction of working class families #not to say you can't do those things if you grow up working class but #it doesn't feel realistic to me that ALL OF THEM did that with no safety net? #like maybe im projecting #my parents were always super supportive of the stuff i wanted to do but i also just implicitly understood that that support was limited #not because they want it to be but because of what we could afford #and sometimes something sounds like its what you want but you trade that for a steady paycheck and good work-life balance #and maybe you still do that thing in your free time and maybe its just as important if not even more so when its not what you do for work