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carbone14 · 2 years

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Le cuirassé USS Oklahoma (BB-37) devant la prison d'Alcatraz dans la baie de San Francisco – Californie – 1930's

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bobcronkphotography · 8 months

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Al Capone’s Jail Cell, Alcatraz, #181

San Francisco, California

Bob Cronk

#alcatraz #alcatraz island #san francisco #san franciso bay #california #prison #jail #tax evasion #mobsters #the mob #bob cronk #bob cronk photography #original photographers #photographers on tumblr #photography on tumblr #original photography #bobcronkphotography #black &white #incarceration

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bucknastysbabe · 11 days

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Can someone pls burrow into this lunatics brain and make sure she gets I don’t send anons and to get off my page like goddamn do not fight this for me do not send anons to her for the love of god bc she just assume it’s me and or others

IM AT FUCKING WORK GAHHHHHDAMNNNNNN WASTING MY HOURS TYPING THIS BULLSHIT

Anyone just go ahead and unfollow me if you want she can screech into the ether now there’s nothing I can do about the shit I said except do better. To everyone’s feelings that will likely get hurt— I’m genuinely remorseful. I didn’t like when Em posted the ss of a gc calling me an inbred idiot. It’s a horrible feeling. But this is online and there’s only so much I can do except not repeat the behavior.

Anyways I’m going to continue to exist, if you like it, great, if you don’t, cool. I think most ppl that associate w Em and Ange have me blocked anyways so join the club❤️

#cal rants #Alcatraz era #cease and desist hours I guess #we going to jail over tumblr

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inmate62763 · 18 days

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Today's outfit for me. Just slouchy casual. Skater jeans by "no fear" and Alcatraz hoodie.

#convict #prisoner #locked up #jail #prison #inmate #behind bars #baggy jeans #baggy pants #blue jeans #prison hoodie #Alcatraz hoodie

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corpusmanus · 1 year

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#aesthetic #alcatraz #jail #clouds #plant #plants #succulent #succulents #cloud #fog #foggy #bay #sky #liminal #liminalspace #liminal space #ruins

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izdiharacha · 11 months

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The Incredible Alcatraz Prison Break

This is the mystery of a vintage cold case one of the most greatest escapes in the US history(1962),were three prisoners escaped the most highest maximum secure prison in the world .

The decoy heads left behind by Frank Morris and his prisonmates (Aglins brothers) ,They molded the heads out of wax, soap, toilet paper and hair clippings from the barbershop .

After collecting discarded saw blades from the prison workshops and metal spoons from the dining hall, they crafted a drill from a vacuum cleaner motor. They begin widening the holes around the ventilation ducts under the sinks in each of their cells, concealing their handiwork from the guards with painted strips of cardboard and to hide the noise they made drilling Morris would play his accordion during music hour in the prison .

After 6 months of tedious planning these prisoners snuck through a vent in the back of their cells in the middle of the night ,next morning during head count when the guard yelled at Frank Morris to get up after he poked him the head rolled clean off the bed . The prisoners had escaped through an unguarded utility corridor to the top of the roof ,the morning of the escape they found raft a paddle and a sealed of personal items they also found footsteps leading away from the raft in Angel Island near from the prison….

If they made it or not the prisoners were never seen again their bodies were never found .

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conatic · 11 months

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From a cell in Alcatraz jail in San Francisco California USA North America

#jail #cell #alcatraz #san francisco #california #usa #north america

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cannafitshop · 2 years

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The Last Prisoner Project is a non-profit organization founded on the belief that no one should remain incarcerated for cannabis offenses—an activity that is no longer a crime in many US states. The Last Prisoner Project is dedicated to setting them free through legal intervention, public education, and advocacy. . . . . . #cannabis #prison #reform #alcatraz #justice #cannabiscommunity #420 #sanfrancisco #marijuana #california #repost #weed #jail #politics #thc #usa #vote #cbd #travel #community #cannabisculture #island #love #alcatrazisland #womenempowerment #hightimes #photography #georgia #stoner #picoftheday --- (at White House Wasington D.C) https://www.instagram.com/p/CjBBqbQgYNP/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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louissatturi · 9 months

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Qcellbit is such a funny little character with the most tragic hilarious insane backstory EVER like

• His name is probably not cellbit and he probably did't have a name prior alcatraz because he has called "cell" because of the cellphone he used

• he was in a war/Hunter games thing with imortal grim reaper deamon badboyhalo at 15 old for some reason

• he as sent to possible life-time in prison on alcatraz witch is weird becase A. brazilian law does NOT have life-time sentences the Max you can be jailed for a Crime is 40 years (i mean people can be more time in jail then that on brazil but that inst the foucous) B. Its very clearly inspirade by the american prison BUT that dosent make sanse to be the american prison becase tazercraft boys did their crimes on brazil and ware send to alcatraz anyways witch means that there is a brazilian alcatraz in Fernando de Noronha

• he EATED pac's leg off screen (its a retcon but whatever) with only his mouth a kitchen knife and a dream and he eated the WHOLE leg

• he was 18 in the events of fuga impossível witch means that A. The age of criminal responsability in brazil in this universe is 16 not 18 B. He was in juvie and after his 18 birthday he was send to alcatraz almost instantly

• he hooked up with other men in prison (cof cor guaxi cof cof)

• he was a Cook on prison and would get mad at people for talking bad about it

• after years on prison he got to make VARIOUS comercials with THE great axé singer Ivete sangalo (a singuer that Beyoncé showed admiracion)

• with the ads being canon, the movie "internet, o filme" is also canon and a know ex-canibal was on a movie with a bunch of brazilian Internet celebrietys

• he made a tharapy so intense that he could make peace with the guy he KILLED (felps) and the guys he tormented(tazercraft)

I love him

#qsmp #cellbit #q!cellbit #fuga impossível #qsmp cellbit #cellbit qsmp #f!cellbit #f!cell #q!cell #qcellbit #qcell #fcellbit #fcell

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blossom-works · 7 months

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Mommy and Daddy Bear

"Chris! Claire!" Leon calls out to his friends. They are locked inside two Alcatraz jail cells. The Redfield siblings are pale, gritting their teeth from whatever is hurting them. The DSO agent tries to force the cells open, but they are locked shut.

"Look behind you, Leon." Claires points. Her arm is shaking, but she is determined to make her friend look behind him. Following her finger, Leon spots someone else in the cell behind him. The entire room is dark, so he turns on his flashlight.

"Babe!" Leon drops his flashlight and crawls to your cell. Like the Redflields, you are gritting your teeth in pain. Your skin is pale too. Leon reaches inside the cell to cup your cheek. Through his gloves, Leon can feel your rising temperature.

"What are you doing here? What happened? Where are the kids?"

Drowsy, you try your best to answer him. "They...They're with Helena. Some woman tried to ambush us but I managed to hold her off." Your wheezing worries Leon even more. There are two times Leon has seen you in a similar state. Both were when you gave birth to his children.

"Help! Get us out of here!"

Leon turns around and in Claire's cell is Leon's target.

"Antonia Taylor...I'll deal with your ass later." Screw his mission. His wife is more important than bringing in some rouge scientist. He needs to get his wife home to their kids.

Leon rubs your warm cheek as an act of comfort. "I'm gonna get you out of here, sweetheart. Don't worry."

Suddenly, the lights flicker on. Jill and Leon pull out their guns and point them in opposite directions. The man in charge, Dylan Blake, introduces himself and his insane plan to the entire group. One of his bio-drones stings Leon in the back of his neck, weakening the man. From your line of view, you see the same woman who tried to take your children jump down from the floor above.

"You bitch." You groan out. You wish you had your gun on you so you could shoot the woman between her eyes. The woman disarms your weakened husband and kicks him to your cell. Reaching your hand out, you squeeze Leon's shoulder.

"I get it now. The attack. The virus. You got them from Arias. That's why she's here." Leon wheezes out. The virus is coursing through his veins, slowly shutting his body down.

"Leon," You exhale. "That's her. That the bitch that tried to take the kids."

Dylan's voice echoes the large, empty room. "You killed poor Maria's father. It was only fair for her to take away your family, Leon. Unfortunately, we underestimated your wife's condition. Even at three months post-partum, she was able to put up a fight. Left a bruise or two on Maria. I've got to say my friend, you have yourself quite a catch."

"Screw you, you bastard!"

"My kids and wife are innocent! You had no right to go after them!"

Dylan goes on a tangent about how everything the BOW fighters have fought for was a lie. They are nothing but pawns for powerful people to use. Dylan nit-picks at each of them, even you.

"And poor Mrs. Kennedy...I feel bad for you the most. You married a man who is tied down to his endless, grueling job. He even got your family mixed into his mess. What kind of a man does that to his family?"

You defend your husband through your gritted teeth. "Leon didn't do shit to our family. You're the one who endangered our family, asshole! My husband does everything he can to protect us so kindly fuck off!"

Leon has always questioned his ability to protect his family. He is constantly gone throughout the year and for an unknown amount of time. Your husband tries his best to be there for his kids and for you, but work gets in the way. He even worries about being present in their early lives. Leon does not want to miss out on their important firsts. He never wants to end up as the dad who misses out on his kids' school events, games, and recitals. Dylan is good at hitting a man in his Achilles heel.

Maria grabs onto Jill's hand, making her drop her gun from the pressure she applies. To protect their only chance at survival, Leon pulls out a flash grenade and tosses it in the middle of the hallway. When the flash clears, Maria steps onto Leon's chest. The more pressure she uses, the more her heeled boots dig into his skin.

"Leave them, Maria. They're all about to turn anyway."

Reluctantly, the woman obeys. She haughtily looks down at you who is glaring at her. Cursing the woman for going after your family. Silently proclaiming your revenge.

All week and terrified, Leon does his best to distract you from the pain. "How are the kids?"

"They should be fine. Helena was with me when Maria decided to drop by. She took the kids while I stalled Maria." You grip your side in pain. "Man that bitch packs a mean kick."

"She," Leon groans. "She knew where we lived?" You nod. It astonishes you too. Everything about your family is classified thanks to DSO's protocol. Information about their agents and their families is pretty much untouchable with the exception of a few.

Being the angel she is, Rebecca shows up with her vaccines. "Thank goodness I made an extra." She tries to give Leon the vaccine first, but he rejects it. No way is he going to get better while his wife is still sick. When everyone is vaccinated, you all know the battle is almost over.

Picking up Jill's gun, you turn around to face your husband. "Let's go get that bitch."

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The fight between you, Leon, and Maria is an exhausting one. It takes the two of you a while before your full strength is back. Something must have been injected into Maria because she is what you describe as a "super soldier". Maria is a good fighter, but she fucked with your family. She broke into your home. She tried to go after your precious kids and use them as leverage. The woman fucked with the wrong set of parents. And she put her nasty ass foot on your husband's face! So not cool!

When Leon regains his strength, he double-kicks Maria. His last kick is about to send Maria to her death, but you want to be the one to do it. You take the disheveled Maria and shove her from behind with your foot while bending her body down to a certain level of height. The metal rod sticking out, pierces through Maria's head, killing her instantly. You and Leon have peace of mind knowing that the woman after your family is dead.

Leon drags you away from Maria's body and brings you into his chest. Your hug only lasts a couple of seconds because the control room starts to shake.

"We are so going on vacation after this." You say.

Leon laughs and nods his head in agreement. You guys are definitely booking a trip when you get home. He hopes that Eri will not remember whatever happened in your home. Levi is only a few months old but his sister is two. Leon does not want Maria to be one of Eri's earliest memories. Leon can only hope that your maternal instincts protected Eri from early childhood trauma.

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The fight on Alcatraz Island is over. The six of you sit outside as you wait for backup to arrive.

"Well...I know what I'm taking away from this."

"What's that?" Rebecca asks.

"Prison tours suck." Leon's dorky remark makes everyone laugh. You lightly shove him to the side before he swings his arm around your shoulder. "So, where we goin' for vacation, love?"

"You were serious about that?" Chris asks. Leon announced that he and his family were going on vacation after this mission, but the BSAA operative thought Leon just said that in the heat of the moment.

You hum. "France? I've always wanted to see the Palace of Versailles and I'm sure Eri would love to go to the Disneyland there."

Claire raises her hand like a kid. "OOO! I wanna go too!" As much as she travels because of one thing or another, it is never where she wants to go and do what she wants to do (besides survive of course).

"France sounds good. Jill? Rebecca?"

Jill shrugs her shoulders and Rebecca says that she could use a vacation after this week.

"Wait a damn minute, It's a family vacation. Kennedy only." You slap your husband's arm for being rude to your friends.

"C'mon babe, these guys are practically family. Besides, free babysitters."

Hearing "free babysitters" immediately changes Leon's mind. He loves his children, but having the chance to have their mother to himself is just too good to pass up. Eri is an easy kid to watch, she just needs to work on her potty-training skills. Levi is formula fed so he does not need to be on your boobs every two or three hours. This means that mommy and daddy can have some uninterrupted "mommy and daddy" time.

"Alright, fine but you guys are paying for yourselves."

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Story inspired by "Family Matters" by @not-another-leon-blog

#fanfiction #x reader #leon kennedy x reader #leon resident evil #resident evil 5 #resident evil #re4 #leon s kennedy #leon kennedy imagine #resident evil imagine #resident evil 6 #resident evil death island #resident evil 4 #resident evil damnation #resident evil infinite darkness #resident evil vendetta #re leon #reader insert

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sunnystarboy · 10 months

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Q!Mike: etoiles, why do you care so much about q!pac?

Q!etoiles: look at him! he needs to be protected

Q!mike: etoiles look at me, this sweet boy has been arrested, escaped from jail, been imprisoned again in alcatraz, is a scientist, had a leg eaten by q!cellbit and literally fought in a dungeon with no preparation and didn't need anything, do you still think he needs protection?

* q!pac taking care of richas and talullah *

Q!etoiles: no..

Q!Mike: see!

Q!etoiles: i need to marry him

#qsmp #qsmpblr #q!pactw #q!etoiles #q!mikethelink #q!tazercraft #pacmanduo #qsmp shipping

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youphoriaot7 · 7 months

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Whatever you do, don't think about how Cellbit's biggest motivation, his driving force behind nearly everything he does on this godforsaken island, is Richarlyson.

Whatever you do, don't think about how that man would drop everything for his son; how he would go to the ends of the earth and further for him if he had to; that he would do literally anything to find a clue for him.

Whatever you do, don't think about how, for a period of time, Richas was basically all Cellbit had.

Whatever you do, don't think about how the biggest driving force behind Cellbit wanting to leave the island is Richarlyson.

Don't think about how Richas' childhood has been practically as bad as Cellbit's own. The fact that the cage looks different from a prison cell or a war tent doesn't make it any less constricting. A cage is a cage.

And don't think about how all he himself has done is trade one cage for another. He went from the horrors of war and constant violence to a long stay at the head of the most top security jail in the world. Now, he is stranded on this island in the middle of nowhere, with no viable way off and no real reason to leave.

Just because there's no bars around the island does not mean it isn't just as much a cage as Alcatraz.

A cage for a cage.

Don't think about how Cellbit's primary reason for escaping the island was to give Richas the life he never had.

And now? Whatever you do, don't think about how his only motivation is gone. And he can't continue work towards leaving the island, because every time he looks at his notes, he can see Richarlyson's handwriting in the margins—or every time he goes to open his backpack and he sees the painted interior of the canvas lid.

The children are missing. And so is Cellbit's will to escape.

What's the point? It's no different than the entire rest of his life, if honestly a bit more friendly. If there's no one to save, and he himself is too far beyond—then why bother?

#qsmp #qsmp cellbit #qsmp richarlyson #qsmp headcanons #character study #ev;hatch #pl;fuga #all the cubitos obviously #qsmp fic

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zigzagziggyyy · 3 months

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Urgh tumblr is being funny with me. It won’t let me reorder or relocate my gifs 🥲 so bear with me with these gifs 😅

-Detour Magazine 92 ,March 1994

A look of what happened behind the scenes of The Fence

‘Billy recently starred in an as - yet - unreleased movie entitled ‘The Fence’ directed by first timer Peter Pistor. Billy plays a man who has spent most of his life locked up, initially in a juvenile hall at the age of 13, and then onto a maximum security prison, from which he is finally freed at age 29. Erica Gimple (Fame), plays the woman with whom Billy falls in love when he gets out of jail, and Paul Benjamin (Escape from Alcatraz) plays his friend in jail. The role is arguably one of his most challenging to date and the experience was so gruelling and brutal, he still feels the effects of it today.

They spent four days in Joliet Prison near Chicago doing research, which left him feeling very depressed, seeing a side of life which remains hidden to most of society. The production crew later returned to actually shoot the prison scenes at Joliet, using real inmates (on good behaviour) as actors. He describes his attempt to have respect for the prisoners in what is essentially their home and to find a way to meld into their environment.

“Being a New Yorker, hanging out on the street playing basketball, helped some,” he says. “I’d asked them what they were in for, and they’d say ‘Murder,’ and the interesting thing. I’d , they did kill people, and yet you could still see the playful children in them.” Billy says that that signifies to him their potential for rehabilitation, and yet, he maintains, there is no effort on the part of the authorities to facilitate that. Sure, there are libraries, and sure, he met some genius guys who had suffered or found God, but they weren’t the majority.

“ I don’t Know,” Billy sighs, “It’s fucking hardcore. Stone cold cells. We all worked together, and despite the knowledge that these guys had committed horrific crimes, you could see the goodness in them. And yet guards couldn’t and I couldn’t see the goodness in a lot of the guards. There was one occasion when we walked through a corridor lined with the really hard criminals, the ones never let out of their cells. They had mirrors which they shot out and used to see us when we walked by, and they let out the most violent, primal screams I have ever heard. I guess they were just releasing the repression and anger they felt, and just trying the scare us. I guess that’s just how they got their kicks. Prison is hell.”

Billy concludes “it’s certainly not rehabilitative. The inmates who were acting with us were getting attention, direction, and love, and you could see that. I made friends with all of them, and it was hard, at the end of the day, to leave and hear the bars shutting behind us.”

#billy wirth #the fence #1994 #detour magazine #actor #the lost boys #dwayne the lost boys #young billy wirth #90s #interview

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somebluemelodies · 4 months

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hey Cucurucho if you’re gonna put q!Cellbit in jail can you at least put him in Federation Alcatraz™️ so he can find q!Roier please and thank you <3

#assuming qroier is also there #but the place in the tape looks WAY too similar to not be the same one #so #thanks in advance bear #still hate you <3 #qsmp cellbit #qsmp roier #spiderbit #qsmp

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mememanufactorum · 4 months

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Badger’s Best of 2023 sentence starters

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All lines are from this video created by TheRussianBadger.

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kiwioala · 7 months

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me patiently waiting for pac to find the jail bc i want him to expand on his past in alcatraz

#qsmp #liveblogging #qsmp pac

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