#AND HE SOUNDS SO SMUG

[snowheartsz]

me when a disembodied british narrator in a game about an endless time paradox tells me I’m worthless (i have repressed trauma)

#tspud #tsp stanley #tsp narrator #the stanley parable narrator #the stanley parable #countdown ending #tspud narrator #stanley parable ultra deluxe #this is the third time I’ve tried to post this #he’s too bbg for tumblr to handle #anyways rant below #THE WAY #HIS TONE JUST #DROPPED #FUCKING DROPPED #AND HE SOUNDS SO SMUG #AND THE MUSIC REPRESENTING STANLEYS HEARTVBEAT AS THE BEAT GETS FASTER AS THE TIMER GOES ON #NARRATORRRR WHEN I GET YOU #kevan brighting you fucking madman #kevan brighting #sorry guys I’m not normal #narrator is bbg fr #“this is not a challenge #it’s a tragedy” #and when I tell you my jaw DROPPED #anyways rant over fr now

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Transcript:

*Laughing* Of course you have a blue chassis and pronouns, Machine.

Audio Source

#gabriel ultrakill #ultrakill #he sounds so smug i need to throw rocks at him #hes just mad the council stole his pronouns

[molinaesque]

"You went against your word and defied our contract! In doing so, you brought the chaos of your world into mine! I will not abide it!" - Raphael (Baldur's Gate, 2023)

#raphael #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #raphael bg3 #raphael baldur's gate 3 #games #bg3gifs #okay one of the things i love is how if you do the team raphael route and sign the contract and choose to break it #all of this sounds SO much more personal #like kudos to Andrew Wincott... Raphael just sounds so angry and dissapointed #like he's not being smug or smarmy for the most part #which is pretty damn rare already #when he pops in and says “You?!” it's with such utter disbelief #like he genuinely didn't think you'd ever even consider doing such a thing when he has been actualy pretty truthful #he just operates LIKE THAT because as Korilla mentions “he's the devil! It's his nature!” #i LOVE that #like that third line? when he says “littlle mouse” it just sounds SO dissapointed #i just love how layered and they wrote the characters #anyway don't worry booboo i'll do a save file where tav doesn't break your black heart

[grahamcarmen]

#red crackle #red crackle thoughts #carmen x gray #gifs #carmen x graham #gray x carmen #graham x carmen #see i can't help but go OOOOOH PETTI SPAGETTI SANWHICHES [while i eat popcorn] #but also the way dark! carmen slumps before getting up and calling him a traitor [whens the other traitor in her eyes IS important #and she never really got over it] #and ughh it sounds so petty BECAUSE she's hurt #or even how gray is distancing himself too when he says it #:( armed and dangerous and putting on his smugness #like he isn't gonna soft face twice smh #GAH he's like :( the cafe meant nothing but he's scoffing and smiling before putting it aside #also i was a loser and said wow...they're a pretty couple- #these two put me thru so much pain [enjoying the drama of it all] #if they can't be soft at the end of all this nonsense it will have been for naught i fear </3

[arttrampbelle]

Damn shang your tsungs!

Shang tsung was best in mk11. Just saying.

No shade but it's the truth. Sorry.

(Mini vent in tags sorry)

#thirsting post aside mk11 shang tsung is fun to play even if you don't know how to play #mortal kombat #shang tsung #shang tsung mortal kombat #💚heart and soul🐍 #fr tho shang tsung in mk11 is far more enjoyable than mk12/mk1 shang tsung simply because of tagawa's performance #and the fact is alan lees shang tsung while fun and unique he's not a young tagawa he is his own damn person stop comparing him #alan lee stated he doesn't want to be compared to tagawa so plz stop saying he's a young tagawa #they don't sound alike alan lee has the smug infliction but its heavily exaggerated and lighter toned #cary hiroyuki tagawa's shang tsung in the mk 95 movie and him younger has a deeper tone and pitch #listen actually carefully to both of them and their performance they sound nothing alike #people who say that alan Lee's shang sounds like a young tagawa is delusional to themselves into thinking that the game is remotely good #that or they want tagawa back but they don't wanna admit that for some reason #like guys it's ok to like alan lees shang without comparison to tagawa #stop trying to say they sound alike #i swear people be parroting shit they see on x or yt comments ugh #but anyways have shang tiddies enough of my venting #mk11 shang tsung #mk11 #mortal kombat 11 #mortal kombat 11 shang tsung

[kopibihun]

I am on a revival roll guys

#the magnus archives #tma #tma 2 #martin blackwood #martin kartin blackwood #magnuspod #the magnus archives 2 #i am absolutely convinced that martin was been webbed #he sounds so smug i can feel it #also yay i finally pinned his design!!! #and it only took 2 years #mostly inspired by sfr tho #auds.jpg

[labyrinth-archive]

taylor’s self-assured, sudden lowered yet in wait ‘til you see half the things that haven’t happened…yet in i can see you 🤝 her smug boy, i understand register drop in he’s so obsessed with me, and boy i understand…boy i understand in i think he knows

#when her voice does THAT #she sounds so self satisfied and smug AS SHE SHOULD #taylor swift #speak now #speak now tv #i can see you #i think he knows #text

[bishoprose]

I just think it would be funny if an exy video game was released and Neil and Kevin are just awful at it which frustrates them to no end, but it absolutely delights Andrew. Kevin probably starts scheduling practices for that, too.

(The day that Nicky and Aaron soundly beat them in a game is the day they hear Andrew’s real laugh for the first time.)

#Neil’s eyes go 😍🥰😍🥰😍 #Nicky probably tried not to cry idk #Aaron’s so smug he beat Neil but he replays the sound of Andrew’s laugh in his head all day #Kevin’s secretly willing to lose again if it means making Andrew happy but he’ll never admit it #aftg

[marinaiguess]

Tails: “I’m Sonic’s bestest buddy. Right Sonic?”

Sonic, with the proudest ever smile on his face: “Correct.”

#sonic x #i just loved this #sth #he sounded so smug abt it too like #'yup.' #skdhfsk #sonic #sonic the hedgehog #miles tails prower

[peachcitt]

every eye exam ive ever been to has been the most embarrassing moment of my life. i have this thing where i believe everything im doing is wrong the moment i walk in despite going to eye appointments consistently since 8 years old. what do you mean you changed the slide to just one letter whose gargantuan width fills the whole screen after i hesitantly read a single letter from a list of three huge letters on the screen. <- he means i can’t see. (i still couldn’t read the gargantuan letter)

#peach stuff #went to an eye appointment this year and it went fine except i feel like they fucked my shit because ive been feeling blind ever since #just like. worksheets and computer screens seeming blurry when i should be close enough to read it. street signs when im driving. that sort #and here i go in and they’re like well your prescription is the same. huh⁉️ #but my doctor was like maybe they just didn’t add your astigmatism modifier to your contact lense #(<- making me sound like a cyborg which is kind of cool i guess) #and he was like ‘i bet mine is right though’ with this smug little look like okay middle aged white man! give me sass. serve #anyway i meant to go in and get new frames too but i forgot that i needed to say that so. no new glasses #but new contacts! which should be fine because that’s really what i need to see anyway

[zevranunderstander]

god i will be so mean but people who are really smug about how pathologic 1 is so much better than pathologic 2, and how hbomberguy's video on the games sucks, because he says that they are hard, and stuff and then just play the game with a guide and know what to do every day in advance and just play it for the plot (no shame in that by itself), but who then refuse to engage with the actual central conflict of survival, and not being able to save everyone, because they have like 5 schmowders hoarded by day 6 because they want to play the game as good as one can, without acknowledging that pathologic's intended experience is not to be played as omnicient and as good as one can, and then are mad that the story in 2 isn't as complex, because they aren't engaging with half of the game's experience, are soooo annoying god bless.

#myposts #pathologic #like. someone just said something like 'hbomb was so annoying for pretending the child murder dilemma is hard' #when it is? like you just played this game once as the bachelor #and you just start out and realize that you are fucked immediately #and then someone tells you you can kill a child and get a gun #and that sounds good like if you dont have a guide or played the game before #(aka the intended experience) you will not know if there will be ways to get a gun again later #the whole point of the games is to examine if you would try to be a good person if it would cost you everything #so a person is not stupid for earnestly thinking about if the gun is a good tradeoff for killing a child #like. i think there is this general consensus that people want to play a game 'correctly' #but dont understand that the intended experience for patho is not to play the game 'correctly' #because that means just reading a guide instead of actually trying to engage in the survival aspects of the game #like the take was so stupid to me like. 'it's so dumb that he said that because you can also play the game easier if you dont do it :/' #like im sorry but some patho 1 fans are so elitist about the games and THEN dont even play them correctly #like i dont care if people savescum or play with a guide and want to save everyone #but if you do that and then are smug about people engaging with the intended experience #i have to laugh u know #and like the person im vagueing abt was like 'yeah if you paid attention you would know you don't have to do that' #well video games are kind of an interactive medium so people have different experiences and maybe even talk to different people #or perhaps see different dialogue? u know

[bother-blame]

HAMURA KYOHEI | JUDGMENT

#judgment #judge eyes #hamura kyohei #kyohei hamura #gamingedit #cw smoking #this smug motherfucker #loved how he clearly enjoys being a needlessly cruel scumbag #i had never listened to the english dub before today so i was surprised to hear him sound almost exactly like soldier 76 (same VA) #the voices are so similar that i kept expecting to hear I'VE GOT YOU IN MY SIGHTS #b does gifs #spoilers #judgment spoilers #just in case? #aghh these always look bad in the app but perfectly fine when viewing in mobile browsers why is that!

[honeysuckle-fic-creator]

so like was no one going to tell me Sam Riegel as Alphinaud sounds so punchable

#ffxiv #alphinaud leveilleur #ffxiv alphinaud #seriously he sounds so smug #i wanna punch him #this isn't even a complaint i'm just kinda thrown off

[snowheartsz]

me when a disembodied british narrator in a game about an endless time paradox tells me I’m worthless (i have repressed trauma)

#tspud #tsp stanley #tsp narrator #cardiophilia #ITS THE DROP IN HIS TONE #IM SORRY #the stanley parable #the way #the beat in the music #represents stanleys heartbeat #and as the timer ticks closer to 0 it gets FASTER??? #AND THE NARRATOR’S VOICE #HE SOUNDS SO FUCKING SMUG #UGHHHHHHH #NEVER GETTING OVER THIS ENDING SORRY #narrator is bbg fr #love that that’s already a tag

[pedro-pascal]

After seeing Pedro in this Merge Mansion ad I would like to see him in the next Knives Out or in some project in which he is a detective, like an older Javi Peña. This look is too good on him to be wasted like that!

he'd be thrilling as benoit blanc's "rival" in the upcoming knives out movie tbh lmao! like for some reason benoit hates pedro's characters and the whole movie is them bickering

#anonymous #like pedro's characters is annoyed at blanc's methods #and blanc doesn't like him because he's smug or whatever #and they turn out to be old lovers or something #GOD THIS SOUNDS SO GOOD SOMEONE WRITE A FANFIC OF IT

[royalphantompain]

So there is going to be a sequeal to Megamind, one of my favorite movies of all time, and there is a trailer for it, and ooh boy, is it sure something.

#ghost's pain #LOOK AT HOW THEY MASSACRED MY BOY!!!!! #I mean maybe it is a bit too early to start judging it but like??? #How does the sequeal look so bad compared to a movie released 14 years ago???? #And the voice??? Like uhhh??? I'm sorry to the VA but that does not sound like him at all. #Like Megamind seems so weirdly smug if that makes sense??? Like he was childish but uhh not like this??? #I am just not a happy camper and I can not put into words how everything feels so wrong right now #I need to throw this gif of something I love after seeing one of my favorite movies get stepped all over