#AND A FUCKING CLICKBAIT

[sga-owns-my-soul]

SHUT THE FUCK UP DANANDPHILGAMES IS COMING BACK

#A FUCKING SEAN COLLAB #AND A FUCKING CLICKBAIT #IM GONNA SCREAM #HOLY FUCKING CHRIST #DANIEL JAMES HOWELL I WILL NEVER BE FREE FROM THE HOLD YOU HAVE ON ME #AHHHHHHHHHH #actually screaming #omfg #dan and phil #i'm obsessed #not stargate

[swedenis-h]

*See You Again by Tyler the Creator playing*

#I still can’t see what the fuck I’m typing so hopefully it made sense #THEYRE SO IN LOVVVEEE!! #I watched rotj last night and I’m so emotional about Luke #I was coloring this in while watching it and I just #he deserves to be so happy AND HES NOT 😭😭😭😭 #Luke skywalker’s 1 fan gets emotional about Luke skywalker (not clickbait) #star wars #dinluke #skydalorian #din djarin #luke skywalker #art #my art #fanart #sw #Star Wars fanart #sw fanart

[zero-is-nebulous]

Ronarry woah

Uuuuh sorry for being MIA and also gaining a new hyperfixation. Work changes people fr

#these are in order of creation btw #so you get to experience my character design progression #'design' as if it isnt fanart #chatacter interpretation then #🌩nebulous' art🌒 #harry potter #harry james potter #harry potter fanart #ron weasley #ron x harry #ronarry #harron #ship name????? #fuck it #silly fellas are silly (not clickbait) #long haired ron #because he is dear to me #like his hair think he needs more of it #ADHD harry #ADHD creature #SILLY!!!!! #boys in dresses #boys in love #(be mad abt it) #rarepair #but what else did you expect

[plssendbones]

story of undertale but its every single gumi voicebank i own.

"hahah everyone is having so much fun with gumi snythv i wanna try her out!!"

anyway story of undertale:

#bones/art #audio #gumi megpoid #vocaloid megpoid #vocaloid gumi #gumi #megpoid #story of undertale #STORY OF UNDERTALE NOT CLICKBAIT DONT TELL LADY GAGA SHES IN MY FUCKING WALLS HOLY SHIT #gummy....

[wyrmoffastring]

WOW REALLY WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT

#man who's about to fuck around will eventually find out #begun the Rings of Power clickbait has #rings of power #lotr rings of power

[seriesfive]

everything is paired :’)

#ofmd #morning after breakfast in bed together not fucking clickbait.

[burymeinblack2022]

I'M JUST A GHOST SO I CAN'T HURT YOU ANYMORE

Credit (x) (@kybercait on tumblr)

#Come get ur ghosties!! New ghosties just dripped #*dropped #Gerard Way #Mcr #Mcr return #Return era #mcrsunrise #My Chemical Romance #Ghost Gerard #I'll post more u found after dinner ok bye #Ok I think that was the last one from these sets all updated I think #The kaleidoscope effect fucks so severely.... Like it accentuates the spooky spectral vibes <3 #Makes it feel even more haunted and spooky just the atmosphere...yeah #These are def the most popping photos of the evening #Ghosts! Caught on camera... Spirit sightings (not clickbait)

[disrealities]

An alternative system host flag.

image id for the first flag was by @smilepilled !

here is the original! The oranges / yellows were a little hard on my eyes , so I made an alt with a softer colour palette.

[pt. An alternative system host flag.

image ID for the first flag was by @/smilepilled!

here(link) is the original! The oranges/yellows were a little hard on my eyes, so I made an alt with a softer colour palette .pt end]

#endos fuck off #„ absolutions ✝︎ #skipping queue #priestess makes self indulgent flags: real not clickbait #did system #dissociative system #osdd system #plural system #sysblr #system stuff #system coining #system flag #system term #system things #traumagenic system #did alter #actually did #did osdd #mogai #system mogai #traumagenic did

[catmask]

How many asks u got in ur askbox (said like “do you got games on ur phone”

more than i would like but less after having anon off for almost a year and a half now

#mailbox #not kidding turning anon off will stop the incessant flow of guys trying to be really funny by saying something fucked up to get you to #mr beast pog point pose and go WAAHHHHAATT. CAN YOU BELIEVE SOMEONE SAID THIS TO ME?! NOT CLICKBAIT!

[bruciemilf]

Sal Maroni: breaths

Battinson:

#actual leaked footage real not clickbait!!!! #wheres my fics of bruce ruthlessly beating the shit out of this man?? #do it for your fucked up husband bruce!!!!!! #dick age 10 after his soft emo dad who cries when he steps on spiders brutally assaulted an ancient citizen: #KICK #bruce wayne #battinson #dc #dc comics #harvey dent #hes coming yall!!!!! #sal maroni #the batman #memes #could be read as #bruharvey #twobats

[brookheimer]

Roman at Logan’s funeral: All right. Okay, here we go. Let’s do this. Here I am, Roman Roy, doing a eulogy, let’s go. Logan Roy, who was he? What was his deal? Well, he was a man. Uh, he was born in 1938. He died in 2023. One time, he went to a parade, and one time, he smoked an entire cigarette in one long inhale. I watched him do it. Truly a remarkable man. Lived a full life, that guy. Just, all the way to the end, which is, uh, now I guess. Really makes you think, though, huh? Life, right? Goes by, stuff happens. Then you die. Okay, well that’s my time, you’ve been great! Tip your waitress! No, I’m just kidding around, there’s no waitress. Now what? I don’t know. [to the coffin] Dad, you got any ideas? Anything? Dad? No? Nothing to contribute? Knock once if you’re proud of me. [silence] Can I just say how amazing it is to be in a room with my father, and I can just talk and talk without him telling me to shut up and fuck off? Hey, Dad, knock once if you think I should shut up. No? You sure? I mean, I don’t want to embarrass you by making this eulogy into a me-logy, so, seriously, if you wanted me to sit down and let someone else talk, just knock. I will not be offended. [silence] No? Your funeral. Sorry about the closed casket, by the way. He wanted an open casket, but uh, you know, he’s dead now, so who cares what he wanted? No, that sounds bad. I’m sorry. I-I think that if he could’ve seen what he looked like dead, he’d agree it’s better this way. [clears throat] Here’s a story. When I was a teenager, I performed a comedy routine for my high school talent show. There was this, uh, cool jacket that I wanted to wear because I thought it would make me look like Albert Brooks. For months, I had wanted this jacket. But when I went to the store it was gone. They had just sold it to someone else. So, I went home and I told my father, and he said, “Let that be a lesson. That’s the good that comes from wanting things.” He was really good at dispensing life lessons that always seemed to circle back to everything being my fault. But then, on the day of the talent show, my father had a surprise for me. He had bought me the jacket. Even though he didn’t know how to say it, I know this meant that he loved me. Now that’s a good story about my father. It’s not true, but it’s a good story, right? I stole it from an episode of Maude I saw when I was a kid, where she talks about her father. I remember when I saw it, thinking, “That’s the kind of story I want to tell about my parents when they die.” But I don’t have any stories like that. All I know about being good, I learned from TV. And in TV, flawed characters are constantly showing people they care with these surprising grand gestures. And I think that part of me still believes that’s what love is. But in real life, the big gesture isn’t enough. You need to be consistent, you need to be dependably good. When you’re a kid, you convince yourself that maybe the grand gesture could be enough, that even though your parents aren’t what you need them to be over and over and over again, at any moment, they might surprise you with something… wonderful. I kept waiting for that, the proof that even though my father was a hard man, deep down, he loved me and cared about me and wanted me to know that I made his life a little bit brighter. Even now, I find myself waiting. Hey, Dad, knock once if you love me and care about me and want me to know I made your life a little bit brighter. [silence] My dad would hate it if he knew that I spent so much time at his funeral talking about myself. Or maybe he’d think it was funny that his idiot son couldn’t even do this right. Who knows? He left no instructions for what he wanted me to say. All I know is he wanted an open casket, and his idiot son couldn’t even do that right. I’m not gonna stand up here and pretend I ever understood how to please that man, even though so much of my life has been wasted in vain attempts to figure it out.

#if the funeral episode isn’t just roman reciting the entirety of free churro then what’s even the fucking point. #anyways i could’ve added more but tumblr won’t let me post a longer paragraph than this lol #considered framing this like a script leak but figured that would be cruel so you’re all welcome for the lack of clickbait #anyways. go watch bojack horseman #succession #succession spoilers #bojack #bojack horseman #roman roy #logan roy #free churro #long post #ALSO CRAZY FACT THE OG EULOGY SAID BOJACKS MOM (who the speech is about) ALSO WAS BORN IN 1938!!! #SAME YEAR AS LOGAN #the year of abusive parents #i hope this finds the target audience. the center of the bojack succession venn diagram etc #100

[leoqq]

footballers (mostly lfc) as random msgs !

enjoy bbs c8s;; 🫶🏽

(dt; as always @4nzo, @b8au 🫶🏽) lmk if yall want more in my box ;;

#footy.core #football #jude bellingham #trent alexander arnold #erling haaland #pep guardiola #andrew robertson #virgil van dijk #kostas tsimikas #thiago alcantara #harvey elliott #fabio carvalho #(come home fab pls..) #liverpool fc #lfc #man city #manchester city #real madrid #ish #im clickbaiting the fuck out of these tags #sorry?? #andy robertson #*p #@ #*mine #*shitpost #shitpost #eepyposting #*

[datshitrandom]

How was to be in a gay relationship (klaine) on screen?

“It was fucking awesome man. I mean the main thing here, like not because I’m trying to be blasé about the obvious thing in this question because we are saying that this is a gay relationship, nowadays, we just call it a relationship on tv, but to contextualize it, a gay relationship on mainstream Fox Network, that’s a pretty cool thing to be a part of. I often equate my relationship to that whole experience to Slumdog Millionaire which is, if you are familiar with Slumdog Millionaire is a kid that gets ask a bunch of questions and he just so happens to have the experience to answer this very specific things, now being cisgender straight kid you go 'oh oh what? are you going to allow this guy to talk gay shit?', I’ve been so culturally queer my whole life, not because I’m trying you know, actually, I was gonna say not because I’m trying to be cool but I’m gonna erase that, is because I am trying to be cool. All the sh— in my life that I have tried to emulate, learn from and be inspired by are one hundred percent queer as f—. It was in queer communities that I’ve found people that I idolize, that I want to be, to learn something from. And I’d say that’s a gross generalization, that’s a lot of things and a lot of people. But I grew up in San Francisco in the ’90s. I watched men die. There was an awareness of the gay experience that was not a foreign concept to me. So, it was a narrative that I cared deeply about. I wasn’t like a f— saint or like 'I’m the man for the job', they hired me and they said, 'You’re the guy,' and I said, 'Okay, I’m the guy I will do my best, I will do my best to talk about it in the way I believe and a way that I’m passionate about'. So in many ways I’m glad that it was me because it was a thing that I really like showing up for and it meant a great deal to me that it meant a great deal to other people. Because when people say they were affected by that show or that relationship, it’s not because of me, it’s because of that relationship on a TV and the risks that people took to put that on TV and most important of all it took the people watching it to have the "aptitude" for seeing beyond what was maybe given to them in other avenues of culture. People of all ages, all spectrums of awareness say, 'I didn’t grow up with a show like that and it was a really meaningful thing for me to see,’ and I go ‘I didn’t grow up with a show like that’ and that would’ve been very meaningful for me too, you know?, regardless of the fact that I’m a straight kid. That has value. For anyone who’s been an underdog, we all know, in any shape or form — sexual, religious, biological, whatever — it has value because there’s going to be a lot of people who see that and go, 'Okay, I can now understand this in a context that maybe I wasn’t able to before'. So short story long, what was it like? It was a fucking privilege and I love talking about it and I’m so grateful I got to do it." - Darren Criss at the Chicago Comic & Entertainment Expo Q&A | April 27th, 2024 

#i'm in a fucking rage rn #a transcript of what darren said at the c2e2 #because y’all fucking suck for only reading all those clickbait headlines and words out of context #instead of listening to what he ACTUALLY SAID #stop twisting his words #stop blowing things out of context #all that makes perfect sense #his whole worldview has been shaped by queer culture #so yes he is culturally queer #and he fucking embraces it #he is grateful for that #and shows himself as an ally #what’s wrong with that?!?!? #he didn't reveal that he identifies as a 'cishet culturally queer man' #so back off #and if something as simple as him painting his nails with bright colors offends you #thats a fucking you problem #⋯⋯⋯⋯ #darren criss #c2e2 #chicago comic & entertainment expo

[nearapologist]

homestuck memes for today (i need psychiatric help)

#homestuck #casual davekat feature #casual dirkjake feature #meowrails #davekat #dirkjake #dave strider #karkat vantas #june egbert #egbert #dirk strider #jake english #i forgot how fucking stupid jakes last name is #caliborn #dadbert #casual dadbert feature #casual caliborn feature #why r u still reading this hashtags man im goofy as fuck #pov dirk doxxes caliborn (real) (not clickbait) #tbh i like the dirk and caliborn one better but i had alr made the june + karkat one so i just stuck w it #bro as im typing this there are pins and needles on my face #i made this on my hour lunch break at work #im poor rn fr #mentally ill davekat real #alt text added

[3rd-try]

every time i see dan howell posting a video revealing the truth about his relationship i Know it’s clickbait bc if it’s ever not i Will learn about it through the destiel meme before i see anything that he posts (as god intended)

#to be clear #i think he is absolutely right for dangling that in front of his fans about once a month #nosy little bitches #but i still think it’s funny as fuck #the girlies on tumblr will go crazy if it’s ever not clickbait #dan and phil #daniel howell

[krvolok]

come watch "[title]: the most [adjective] [media] you've never [verb]," my new youtube video essay in which I spend an hour summarizing your favorite piece of media in the most boring way possible while somehow managing to express exactly 0 original or interesting ideas. it has 5 trillion views btw.

#the first few videos like this were good but then it became the clickbait title of the year and now it's all fucked!!!!! #and the amount of times it's some popular shit that's been talked about to death... I don't think you know what 'never' means