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Remember, it is only a game.
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akakumoeteru · 6 months
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MDZS ✕ critically acclaimed MMORPG FINAL FANTASY XIV that has a free trial up to level 60 including the Heavensward expansion!
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the-gom-jabbar · 1 month
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Lady Jessica: *holding baby Paul* Say hello to Reverend Mother Mohiam, Paul
Reverend Mother Mohiam:
Reverend Mother Mohiam: Whose goddamn male offspring is that?
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bleue-flora · 1 month
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Wait... Dream was born on August 12, 1999 and Dream was arrested in the Disc Finale on January 20, 2021 soo... wait, wait, wait, that means he was only 21 when he was imprisoned for life in a small lava covered box!... Did I do that math right? 21?! Man was barely able to drink legally in the United States and they gave him a life sentence in a boiling cell with nothing but lava, raw potatoes, a clock, and some books?!... oh my god...
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milflewis · 5 months
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i’m sorry but the president of the fucking fia was on a netflix camera saying to a team principal of a competitive team that he wanted their rival to lose this year and for them to win or when a prominent steward tweeted racist things towards one prominent steward and openly showed that he will make rulings based on his bias and no one said shit but now one of the only women in this sport is married to a team principal everyone is up in fucking arms . grow tf up and keep the same energy for everyone ffs
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tim-lucy · 1 year
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CHENFORD IN EVERY EPISODE: 5.22 “Under Siege” “I don’t need you to protect me.” “I know.”
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ratfromh · 1 year
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these guys? these guys.
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blorbocedes · 1 year
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Simon Lazenby spluttering when Sebastian Vettel asks him a very simple "what do you make of the stewards punishing wearing a gay rights shirt?" because sky sports are ultimately cowards in the name of appearing 'unbiased'
Nico Rosberg interjecting: "I'll take it, I'll take for you. Ridiculous."
see how easy it is to condemn something that's wrong, even if the boss man paying you doesn't agree?
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shirt in question, protesting hungary's anti lgbt laws
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itstimetodrew · 2 months
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The thing that sucks most about having A Meeting Job is you slowly realize that 75% of the time the meetings are just for higher-level managers/executives/bosses to feel like they're doing something by giving lower-level people tasks.
You and 15 other coworkers get to sit there for an hour while the Big Boss decides 'hmm...yeah...we should try this' but it's never followed through on for very long if at all and then you do it all again next week. Sisyphus Office Worker AU.
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galaxywarp · 6 months
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literally everything i own is the light-up LED color changing option, if that option exists. my keyboard. my mouse. my entire gaming desk. my display stands for my consoles/vr headset. my chargers. my headphones. also i have no end of LED strips and various lights/decorations. everything i own is bright and rainbow. if it doesnt light up whats the point. oh also my gaming chair has LED lights.
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maraguanabana · 5 months
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hellooooooo
so, last race of the season, last report. I don't know how to feel
SF-23 YOU WILL NOT BE FUCKING MISSED LITTLE PIECE OF ROSSO CORSA SHIT
right now, I'm the least Tifosi person on earth. Ferrari did my boys dirty with this one. Of course we had to finish the season with a Ferrari Strategy Masterclass. WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?!?! WAITING FOR A SAFETY CAR? EXCUSE YOU?!?!
Congrats to Max. You're an absolute beast. But please, don't be a beast next season. I beg you Maxi Taxi. That goes to you too, RBR.
In case you didn't get it, I'm angry at my favorite team. Because we fucking lost the P2 in Constructors. As my dad said, cuz we were bitches this season. I think my dad is a really wise man, I don't know about you.
I wanna punch someone and throw them to a wall. Because I've been forced to listen how Mr Pérez did not deserve his penalty, and how it was a xenophobic action from the FIA. Let me tell you something. The FIA might be group of useless people whose decisions half of the time look like they were taken with their feet, but that penalty did was deserved. "He fully turned into me" WHAT THE HELL. you are not Osama Bin Russell, last time I checked.
If I speak I'm in trouble about the man in the Mercedes with blue that snatched my P2 in the Constructors, so I will not. He did no wrongs I'm just fucking angry because I wanted that P2.
Yuki my man, you are a legend. I think I'm getting Jason Statham to go to races more oftenly if that's how you drive when he is seeing you.
I never, ever watch the races with someone else than my family. But yesterday was my friend's birthday so I decided to throw a little sleep over in my house. Said friend is a die-hard Mercedes fan. It is an understatement to say that another one of my friends had to get between us because everytime a graphic popped up in the screen and it said that Mercedes was P2 I wanted him to be the person whose head I smashed against a wall.
happy winter break everyone! this season had ups and downs, but it is safe to say that: IF NEXT YEAR IS NOT OUR YEAR I TELL YOU FERRARI YOU WILL FELL MY WRATH. AND MY GRANDMA'S.
PD. the only thing that kept me sane during this last gp was, I cannot believe what I am going to say, Lestappen and the goddamned Sticker War
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latin-dr-robotnik · 8 months
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I said this months ago, but by the end of this year Frontiers is gonna be a completely different game from the one that released back in November 2022, and now that we know when DLC 3 is going to come out, it might be the best time to play it again from start to finish.
Each update addressed something about the base game that wasn't up to par: side modes and replayability, challenges, gameplay and controls... and now the final update is tackling what is still one of the biggest weakness of the game: the final chapter.
I'd say I'm surprised but dataminers found out back in June all the stuff that got confirmed today: reworked Ouranos, revised story with playable Tails, Knuckles and Amy, new final boss, new transformation and more.
So... get ready :)
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I have to admit, I have no idea how you manage to translate. I just had a translation exam and... yeah.
"Urge", that's probably "recommander de urgement" (sic). "Recommander" feels too much like an advice you can just discard. "Conseiller" (advice)? Ditto. Well, let's go with recommander. Wait, how do I spell it? "Urgamment?" (sic), "urgeamment?" (sic) how do I even spell "urgant" (sic)? "Urgeant" (sic)? It feels weird with the e. It's probably urgant (sic). [A few seconds later...] Wait, no, it's urgent! So is it "urgemment" (sic)? Let's write that.
[Sees a second "urge"] err... "Conseiller" really feels too mild. What could it be?
"Conseiller" nope.
"Recommander" no.
"Conseiller" NO!
"Pousser" nope, that one is too much of an active action.
"Inviter" oh. Yeah. That fits.
Then I had several occurances of "how do I write this French word?" Précédemment/Précédamment, démarrer/démarer...
i forgot you havent seen me go mad because of translating yet. hm. [one example], [another better example] of my madness. and also [an example of what a dissection of intention] looks like when i do it and another of [what sentence deconstruction] looks like when i'm stuck
fam. i've been translating for nearly 2 years now. got dozens of thousand of published words behind me, some more thousand unpublished. i am used to the madness and the suffering of it. and i am not alone in the process. i call friends to ask whether something sounds aight, i use [deepL] for when im stuck on a particular word, [context reverso] when an expression escapes my mind. i do not rely on my faulty brain or the guys in my head alone.
hate translation exams with your heart as i hate the summer ❗❗❗ world's worst way to test translation capabilities
like just with your example word "urge". no word is ever divorced from its context in an actual translation setting! whether you're working with books, poems, medication instructions, package labels, or anything you could think of, they all exist in a context that provides expected vocabulary! just being given a word on its own also strips it of expected word class, like "urge" can be a verb or a noun, and in french those would be entirely different words yeah? a noun would be "une envie/un désir" and a verb would be "inciter/exhorter"! Give Me Context To Work With!!
as for spelling, i always think of my professor's favorite phrase: french is just vibes trying to look pretty. except for the set-in-stone rules yaknow (-o at beginning, au middle, eau end, CECI for when C is pronounced S and G isn't hard, etc.)
and i still dont know when it's leur or leurs in any given setting.
conclusion: it comes with experience *shrugs*
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oqal · 2 years
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i hope this hasn’t been done yet
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leverage-ot3 · 1 year
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in the nigerian job, as a rebuttal to eliot teasing him that he has no game when flirting with parker, hardison replies, ‘age of the geek baby, age of the geek’
the last time the phrase was repeated was in the long goodbye job, in the van where parker, hardison, and eliot lay bleeding out from their wounds
‘did eliot make it’ hardison asks shakily, unable to move his gaze from the blurry ceiling
eliot, with his less injured arm, fumbles to grasp hardison’s hand. ‘age of the geek, brother’
they both share wet, bloody smiles
parker gazes at them as she is propped up by the side of the van. she knows. they are going to die. but at least they are together, in the end
and they fade out of consciousness together as one, holding hands as they go into the dark
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tim-lucy · 2 years
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CHENFORD IN EVERY EPISODE: 4.22 “Day in the Hole” “If we're gonna have to kiss, it probably shouldn't be for the first time, right?"
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